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If there was a new reality show, it would surely be about babysitting. The journey starts before it begins: stressed-out parents are looking for a perfect nanny for their kid, not being able to trust anyone and making things even harder than they should be.

After finally finding the right one, things can turn sour every time, proving they didn’t win in the nanny lottery. But the lucky ones who find a good one have it forever. A babysitter becomes part of the family, accompanying them into adulthood when all there remains from childhood is an entangled blob of mostly good memories.

Every parent has a story about their babysitter and every babysitter has at least one in return. Or rather, thousands. Today, we take a look at some of the most entertaining, funny, wholesome, and sometimes sour babysitting experiences people will likely never forget.

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Lyyyy
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I was looking for a squishmallows plushie for 6-year old, and one of the department store employees (~20&M) points at a pink unicorn one and proudly tells me that he uses one as his sofa pillow, and it is so soft. That moment I felt the world has become a greater place.

ᴀʟᴇxᴏᴛʟ_ᴛʜᴇɢʀᴇᴀᴛ
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have one squishmallow from my cousin. She didn’t want it because she said it’s ugly, so now I have a derpy green dinosaur . I haven’t named him , yall got any suggestions?

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OhnoI’vebeencensored
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Kids feel so much more comfortable with themselves if we don''t push society's gender expectations on them. You can like Barbie Dreamhouse and still be a boy, or like monster trucks and still be a girl. Teaching kids otherwise contributes to gender dysphoria.

Blackstone
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3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Very true. I have always been into "boy" things since I was little. My husband played with dolls. I hated dolls and intentionally butchered my Barbies (not quite Sid style, but close), but loved TMNT and micromachines. I also loved glitter, Lisa Frank, and MLP 🤷🏻‍♀️. People are who they are and they like what they like. I don't know why people feel they have to complicate it by trying to add labels to unrelated things.

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Blackstone
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3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I was at a thrift store the other day and the young lady (probably late highschool or early college age) and I were chatting. She noticed that my kindergartner seemed interested in Elsa and asked her if she liked Elsa. When she said yes, the lady proceeded to tell me about how her younger brother loves Elsa so she'd set aside an Elsa jacket for him, but he seems to be getting out of the phase and asked if my daughter would like it instead. I was so excited to see her supporting whatever her brother was into, but I was equally thankful for her modeling that kind of support in front of my daughter. I love it when other people than just our family reiterates that everything is for everyone. It made my heart proud all around. 🥰

Wondering Alice
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm loving that more and more people are confident to talk like this too. I think we have always been the majority. Years ago my nephew, then a toddler, was playing with some other children. The girls had a load of Barbi type dolls, at the time he had a thing about hair and one of the girls gave him one. He loved it. His dad was really worried about a boy having a doll. Now he is all grown up, he recently asked his girlfriend if she had any dolls she had finished didn't want because a very tactile ASD young guest had not liked the gift he had brought. She turned up with a pile, and the mixed bunch of boys and girls were happy for ages.

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A dragon within
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So sad that little children feel such pressure to comply with societal expectations. Just be you, little guy!

Syrinety
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love Barbies Dreamhouse!

ThatHuskyStorm
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have so many lol. I have three axolotls, a dinosaur mini, a crab mini, a rainbow maned lion, a doggo, a penguin with a crown, a mini valentines dog, a gnome and a huge Dragon!

Fancy that
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You were so good with him!

Sydney-Kate
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Okay Barbie life in the dream house is one of the best kids shows ever, my brother and i watch it all the time. Heck my family watches it all the time. It is quality television.

Micah
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Can confirm. I'm a guy and I'll [verbally] fight you if you say Kim Possible, Totally Spies, and My Life as Teenage Robot were "only for girls."

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    #2

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    Blue
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Burnnn🔥🔥🔥

    Yayheterogeneity
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As I said before. That's awful! The little boy is told he is a waste of time by his parents and this is the worst treatment imaginable. This is not funny or mentally healthy for both of the children and we shouldn't condone that!

    Luna Rue
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His parents didn't tell him he was a waste of time... his sister did. Typical sibling love friend!

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    mulk
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this was my life when I was a kid and I lived with ... my older sister....

    Joshua
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me too. As adults, I’ve spoken to one sister only once in the past decade. She beat me and my little sister every chance she got when my parents left her in charge.

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    Helen Davies
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ohhhh... She might be right but I hope you didn't support her undermining him just because of his gender. Maybe he'll invent a cure for stupid one day! The world needs that!

    DD
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's sad, the poor brother did not deserve to be lumped in with bad people because of his gender assigned at birth!

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    EQXL
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you lie you better stick with it as long as you can.

    Toad Nugget
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...and make it realis-stick or else they might not be-leaf you! (lol is a lame joke but the only tree related one I could think of on the spot)

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    Hello
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like the cabbage patch kids.

    Lisa Samuelson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why didn't you say a stork like a normal person!!

    Trisha Howson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah so when the trees leaves fall off right and then it winter just right before spring in the middle of the night when it just warm enough. Baby's sprout from the trees. And then flowers come out to replace them to let you know that tree made it babies and how many

    Kady LaHaie
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where do babies come from? Australia.

    Sorcha Dugan-Wolf
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This made my giggle harder than the OP. I tip my hat to you.

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    Autistic apricot
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    3 years ago

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    P. Mozzani
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should have referred the child to his parents for the answer to the question.

    Blackstone
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How about, "That's a question for your parents to answer. You want a snack?" And move on.

    AVGucky
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😰 What on earth should the not-parent answer to the little kid? "When a mom and a dad love each other very much, they want show it to the world. A baby is how they can make LOVE being visible" (And how do they make a baby? With pure love!) Could that work???

    AVGucky
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What??? I didn't mean to be rude or say that it's not a cute answer to say "trees"! And OF COURSE I don't mean to explain the true way... 😢

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    With so many nannies starting to babysit kids as early as high school and university, it’s no wonder that some parents may initially feel reluctant to trust them. And while getting to know your babysitter takes time, if you’re lucky, they will become part of your family you’d never want to part with.

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    So we reached out to Carly Glendinning, the editor of Absolutely Mama magazine, who shared some useful advice on finding a perfect babysitter/nanny for your child. “Whilst experience and good references are important, finding someone who you and your child get along with is my number one piece of advice,” she said.

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    Nadine Debard
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OP was too young to deal with such sh-, er, pee...

    Hannah Edwards
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Agreed, but in fairness, nothing can prepare you!

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    The Starsong Princess
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel you. Back in the day, I was babysitting twins. Brandon threw up on Bradley causing Bradley to throw up on Brandon. Then all three of us cried.

    Jennifer Norton
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    By the way... yes, this is what having kids is like. They can cause a whole lot of chaos in a matter of seconds!

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    Nadine Debard
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my... As a parent I would have died a little bit inside and never recover...

    Marciano Junior
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol OMG , i have a similar story. I traveled with my husband and asked my friend to take care of my two dogs ... We spent a couple of days out and my friend was working from home using our Wi-Fi connection. My Wi-Fi connection is named after our dog (Sheldon) ... All of suddenly she sent "Sheldon is dead" Gosh, my husband looked at me almost crying We called her immediately

    Bored Retsuko
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think that was quite malicious, or at least very insensitive of your friend. She must've known that it's your dog's name and that you'll be shocked!

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    Mary Mosher
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I had received that text, the next thing you would hear would be sirens from police cars and an ambulance! I'm afraid it's hard to find the humour in this one ...

    Lisa Samuelson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would go into a complete panic attack and probably not survive!! Our pets are our family!!

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    Agent 8433599
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You gave the poor parents a heart attack!! That's horrible and funny at the same time!

    Bobby
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh God I would have a heart attack

    Id row
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would honestly never use that person again.

    Blackstone
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same. I mean, I completely understand text fails, I have it happen on the regular, but that moment of panic would instantly create a negative association with that person babysitting. Not her fault really, but not something I could stand to repeat, just the same.

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    Rannveig Ess
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This isn't "funny". Those poor parents!

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    Megan Curl
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup. Same thing happened to me in a creepy little cabin on Cape Cod. My mom was furious. Didn’t get the $50 trouble bonus tho.

    Jesse James
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah the cape in the 70s. My parents would have the 80 yo next door neighbor stay with us. Let’s say you have no idea how much trouble a 7 & 8 yo can get into with a couple pillows under the blanket

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    Uber Mensch
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    70s were fine. THIS MOTHER was insane.

    Zophra
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Excellent mom. (edit - the babysitter's - not the other one.)

    Susan Ciochetto
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Happened to me too in the early 70's babysat for this family sweet kids too. The Dad was on a work trip and the mom called me and wanted me to babysit so she goes out and later there is knock at the door I open it it and there is this huge guy standing there dressed in a long coat and a matching fedora and a bottle of Mad Dog 20/20 so he asked for the mom told him she was out. He forced his way in and asked me again where is she I tell him I don't know he sits on the couch opens the bottle takes a drink and then offered me some I told him no thanks. He gets up and walks out the door. Found out later it was her pimp. Freaked the s**t out of me.

    Kyle D
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait ... I realize parenting was looser decades ago, but even in '73, parents weren't at all concerned their 14 year old child wasn't home at midnight? 1am? 2am ?

    Cammy Cat
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I babysat this late all the time. Even overnight. My parents knew the family well, so it wasn't an issue. It wouldn't have happened (overnight) with a strange family, but babysitting until 2-3 AM was common in the 80's and 90's when I was babysitting

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    HarriMissesScotland
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My best friend, of 56 years, and I still talk about the time the 2 of us babysat 7 kids, when we were 10! This was 1966 in a small town, but they were gone for 12 hours. We made $20 each.

    Trisha Howson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Glad your mama did that. That women needed to be taught a lesson sounds like her lesson came to her. That is so sad.

    Cammy Cat
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even in this day and age, if a mom doesn't have at least 50% custody, there's some serious issues there

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    According to Carly, it’s important to “make sure you spend time with them before you enter into an agreement, and watch how they interact and play with your little one. You’re likely to know instinctively if they are the right fit for your family.”

    When it comes to a perfect babysitter, there are a handful of traits parents may want to be looking for in them. Carly said that someone who is reliable and you can trust is so important. “Energy and enthusiasm are also key. Creativity goes a long way when you are working with little ones, so find out about what kind of activities and play they will organize. A good sitter will be authoritative as well as being attentive and kind.”

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    Loggers Ink
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of course not! Surely there’s an imaginary pink unicorn there you could talk to.

    ButterflyMcQueen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it's just the 2 of you, you finish your imaginary tea and quietly leave, but if stuffies were invited as well then you quietly chit-chat for a bit and then politely excuse yourself. 😉

    RJ
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're supposed to leave them a polite note saying that it was a lovely tea party and thank them for inviting you.

    Shyla Clay
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd eat all the pretend scones, as well.

    Blackstone
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My question is how did you get the kid to fall asleep?! What did you slip into the imaginary tea? And where can I get it? Ill bet the unicorn snuck it in.

    AspieGirl88
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope … now you sneak away for a little snack & TV time! 🤣

    Rob Williams
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A splash of fake whisky usually cheers things up…

    Sleeping Solipsist
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd eat the cakes before they woke up. What cakes, I NEVER saw any.😉

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    Diz
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She thought she could pull a slick one on a young kid, scammer b***h

    Amanda Fondaumiere
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Im glad the babysitter stood up for herself

    Lee
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dimwit indeed. Everyone knows you wait until you come home, then haggle with the middle schooler about how they didn't have to work 4.5 of those hours when the kids were alseep, so they should take ten, rather than the hourly rate. /s

    Sleeping Solipsist
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet she usually drinks heavily after 7:30pm..

    Trisha Howson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people.....I don't think they really care about there kids. Like just because they are asleep, don't mean they won't wake up. An that is unfair anyway.

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    Taki Takanashi
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Asserting dominance in her territory LMAO

    Mikey Kliss
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Judging by the profile pic, the babies would indeed be gross

    Trisha Howson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would of said my babies will be too good for this house your house is too ugly

    Dayton MooreMonge
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to put a picture of the female gigachad but I don’t know how to put a picture in but just imagine it’s there

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    “Trust is built up over time,” Carly said and added that “it’s always good to do your research – checking out references and speaking to a babysitter or nanny’s previous employer(s). Using a reputable agency is also important.”

    The editor of Absolutely Mama also reminds parents to “make sure you discuss any rules or guidelines fully before you start working together to ensure everyone is on the same page.” She added that finally, parents just have to trust their gut, and if your little ones are old enough, ask them!

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    Blackstone
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love collab art! What a great idea! I know it wasn't the original plan, but now you could make a whole portfolio together to show the mom and dad when they get home. Roll with it.

    Ravenz AJ
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i think i'd be mildly tempted to punt that child through the window, which probably says a lot about me as a person

    Improper
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same.. probably says a lot about both of us-

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    Lisa Samuelson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love this!! He loved your drawing so much that he wanted to finish it. I think it's beautiful and would hang it up on my wall!

    Bridget Myers
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The brows are a confident statement.🥸

    smugdruggler
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like it. I think I'd print it and frame it.

    Gabrielle Russell
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This would be going right up on my fridge. 💗😂

    Isaac Harvey
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There should be an Undo function for physical art canvases.

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    Blackstone
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah but it usually doesn't unfortunately. This person lucked out.

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    Mikey Kliss
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My wife got our toddler to eat something by saying it was cheese. That only worked once though

    debrina blackmoon
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    3 years ago

    Whatever works!

    Bobby
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You have to get creative with picky eaters

    Kevin Garren
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm at least 7 years older than my oldest 1st cousin and 30 older than my 2nd cousin within my immediate family... anyways, that's probably useless backstory lol one of my younger cousins kept wanting juice and we didn't have more, and wouldn't take milk... so I called it "cow juice" and he was fine with it.

    E B
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mmmm meat yogurt...

    Red Panda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My niece wouldn't eat dinner one night. I can't remembered how old she was, but still at the baby food stage and she wanted what we were having (tomato soup). I finally put her baby beets in a pan for a few minutes then dumped it back in her bowl. She happily ate it. My sister thought it was hilarious and said she was going to keep doing it until my niece was on 'real' food.

    cryssH
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and that's why my sons ate green and purple lettuce (because they didn't like purple cabbage in their lettuce).

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    ᴀʟᴇxᴏᴛʟ_ᴛʜᴇɢʀᴇᴀᴛ
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a sibling, and thankfully if our parents went out we would just watch tv and eat dinner till our parents got home. Only thing is that once my brother made the tv volume at 50, and I have very sensitive hearing, so after I told him he was the biggest a*****e ever and he said to “dEaL wiTh iT” so I told him to deal with this and strangle- punched him. End of story

    Emma A
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wen I was young, my brother 18 months younger than me. I hit my brother often and we'd call each other all sorts of horrible names my mum told me one day he'd be bigger than me and hit back. Well one day we were fighting over the front seat mum heard a thump looked over and I was on the ground. My brother finally hit back and mum said I told you. From then on I stood at a safe distance and threw things at him. Siblings can be so horrible to each other and yet I love my brother and would do anything for him.

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    Lyyyy
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I also did this, was about 14 years old babysitting siblings aged 13, 10 and 8. Wondered why, but of course I played with them and made sure there were no fights. Had to tell the 13 year old to go to bed at 9:30, and then myself stayed up watching tv and drawing well after midnight when the parents got home and I could go home.

    Wondering Alice
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I regularly 'baby sat' my nextdoor neighbors kids, even though the oldest was in the year below me at school and the parents didn't start leaving them until the youngest was actually ok to be left. The mum always asked me if I was free to 'judge' rather than babysit - having been babysat by my older sister myself, I agreed.

    Hannah Edwards
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never understood it, as a kid, when my friends would physically fight with their siblings. I have two brothers and we never did that.

    Layla B
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have 4 siblings, I’m the oldest, I’m 16. I’ve done things I look back on now and think: pshhh ameture

    Karin L
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And they probably shouldn't babysit either...?

    Kate
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    3 years ago

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    Who else would be desperate enough to look after someone else's crotchmuffins?

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    A dragon within
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Babysitting is great birth control!

    Trisha Howson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No teenager should not have kids it is hard having kids. I had a kid at 18 barley graduated highschool. But I made it and my kids made it.

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    holdpriority Report

    Tammie Braggs
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even if something taste different, if it taste good kids will drink it.

    Peter Trudell Jr
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    as a kid, I loved strong, sweet black coffee... I can relate.

    Jamie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bought my toddler nephew caffeine gum by accident on a road trip. Kid was bouncing off the walls til 3am. Oops.

    IamMe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it was the International Delight kind it would be hard to tell the difference. Especially, if it was mocha flavor.

    Trisha Howson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh no!!!! Poor thing. You will know never to do that again. Parents are gonna go insane now. Since the kid knows this they will try an drink it.....maybe, cause if they know these secrets they will use them.

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    MyCatsTheRealPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is exactly why I don't trust anyone but myself, hubby, and certain family members with my kids. If I don't know that they are going to keep them as safe as I would, and watch them as well as I would then my kids are not going or staying with them. However, I know some people are not as blessed to have trusting family so I know at times they have to choose others but, please please please be careful who you leave your babies with! Two and four legged babies!

    AVGucky
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very bad personality trait to teach children to tell lies! To smother up major mistakes (letting sleeping kids alone) and having no bad conscience is making it worse! I wouldn't even trust such a person to just be my mailbox-sitter when I'd be on vacation!

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    Alison Vickery
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're a good person ❤️ the kids were right to trust you

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    Ember
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When my niece and nephew were young I’d let them have biscuits for breakfast and they’d tell their mum (giggling the whole time) that they had healthy toast and vegetables….lol

    Schteinrick
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s not a compromise, that’s total and utter defeat on your part.

    Yayheterogeneity
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is awesome. Shouldn't happen every day but once in a while - no harm done AND you have made a great start for a lasting friendship!

    Karen Lyon
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aunties do get some leeway.....not as much grandmothers, but still!

    Trisha Howson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My kids who are sisters, do this. When they get made at each other. " Your not my best friend anymore." And I told them she not your friend she your sister. And it hurts the other ones feelings so whoever says it get in trouble. Sorry little ones she just not a friend. But she your sister, she gonna be there your whole life.

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    "I didn't realize what my sister meant when she warned me that my niece is a "climber." After babysitting her and turning my back for a few minutes, now I know"

    ronsfckingwanson Report

    WildHoneyPie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Family story has it that my mom couldn't find my older sister when she was about two. She was looking in the kitchen when she heard a giggle and looked up. My sister had climbed to the top of the refrigerator! My mother never did figure out how she managed it.

    Kate
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently my mom once spent at least a half hour looking for toddler-me, eventually finding me asleep behind the kitchen door.

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    Remi (He/Him)
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cousins twins had a division of labour. One was the talker and the other one the climber. She left them alone for a second in their feeding chairs and when she comes back the climber is on top of the kitchen counter reaching for the cookies in a cabinet while the talker gives instructions 😅

    Sarah Brown
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If this is a real pic of the kid then sorry but i don't buy it, that little girl lifted that stool on top of the table, perfectly centered it and then climed up? I have a 3 yr old who is a climber and yes kids are creative and sneaky but that set up in the picture just seems highly unlikely for a child to do, looks like the babysitter set that up and took a pic cuz it would be funny. If you notice, everything on the table is still perfectly sat and not knocked over, there's no way if she actually managed to get the stool up there everything would still be sitting in place. Don't down vote me im just stating my opinion

    Jp@nda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Um the phrase is" I turned my back for a second" not for a few minutes. That is exactly what I would expect after being left alone for a few minutes

    El is so weird (s)t(he)y
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom has a pic of 6 month old me standing on top of a dresser

    CatchTheWind
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lesson to be learned from this: Never turn your back on a small child. It's mind-boggling how fast they can get into dangerous situations.

    Trisha Howson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep my kids. One second it fine look back oh s**t not again. What the hell are you doing get down

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    Sleeping Solipsist
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Since all the cut-backs the UK, if you tripped a silent alarm the police would simply give you a crime reference number 10 days after you were burgled.

    Kioh81
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    3 years ago

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    That doesn't even make sense. Why would the silent alarm be armed when they have a babysitter who's a kid themselves there? And... What alarm company doesn't call to check first, but also police don't swarm a house like some SWAT team over a house alarm. This kid's been watching too many movies....

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    SuprasternalN Report

    kcanded
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope to high heaven she corrected him and said IT'S TEN DOLLARS AN HOUR. SIR.

    Al Christensen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I babysat one time when I was about 15 and the two boys were about 8 and 10. They were no problem. It was an uneventful evening. I had been raised in a very religious family that believed, among other things, that evil comes out after midnight. So there I was, in a quiet house, reading (because this was back when TV stations shut down at midnight) getting freaked out because I had never stayed up that late. The parents finally got home at about 2:00, a little tipsy, which also freaked me out since my family was anti-alcohol. They thanked me and paid me a lot more than I was owed. Then I had to walk home, in the dark, alone. I think I ran the last half. It was only four houses away, in a nice, safe suburb, but, you know, the Devil and all that.

    Ashley Schriber
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Heh. I had a neighbour come back home pretty out of it and possibly stoned, and he OVERpaid me. My mom intervened when I told her what happened and told him I'd watch his kids next time for free or something.

    Trisha Howson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have said something about it.

    WordWeaver
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Upvoted for being a good person.

    Enigma wrapped in a paradox
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never make the inebriated have to think. But also don't take advantage

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    hannahposts Report

    Fenchurch
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most of the rest of the world looks at America and says so?

    Sanchi
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    3 years ago

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    D S
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Americans: "18 is too young to drink alcohol". Also Americans: "You can sign for a loan at 18 while not fully grasping the impact it will have for the rest of your adult life and you can totally sign for lifelong debt through student loan debt without any possibility to get rid of it even if you file for bankrupcy." Also also Americans: "You can decide to throw your life away and join your military and eventually die on duty at 18. No problem" . But sure... having a glass wine at 18 is the actual issue here. It´s also the thing that has a longer and more severe impact in the person´s life.

    Emerald Ocean
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also American government: “you want an assault rifle at 18? Sure, kid! Here you go!”

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    mulk
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Switzerland here: 16yo is legal age to drink wine and beer. 18yo for stronger alcool.

    Kristal
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks for sharing, that's interesting to know there are different ages based on alcohol content (no sarcasm)

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    Seabeast
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Canadian province that I'm from allows drinking at 18.

    Dana Ondráčková
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    18? As european I feel fine if they left you wine while you were 16

    Rost it
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do the most offensive comments get upvoted so much? Are people hete that xenophobic about the United States? I thought BP was a more welcoming and tolerant website? Or is it that fake tolerance like on imgur? Honest question being that you get banned for being downvoted (which makes no sense).

    Andrew Bridge
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No we just think it's funny that you can drive a heavy powerful car to go sign up for the military or for student loans that can cost more than a house, then get married the same afternoon but don't you dare have a beer!

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    LinkTheHylian
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    3 years ago

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    Wine for mum and dad, $5-$10 for yourself, depending on the wine.

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    chanelcowguuurl Report

    Lousha
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was a nanny the 7 year old boy asked me what are those I have there, pointing to my boobs. I told her older girls have those, it's just how we're made. He told me that's not ture, his mom doesn't have them and she's a girl. It was very hard not to laugh. Indeed the women in his family were all slender, on the flat side, and dressed very modestly so with baggy tops a 7 year old didn't notice there was anything going on around their chest.

    KING ILLEGAL FOREST
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds of the time I was babysitting my friend's baby. She was breastfeeding, but had very small boobs. When I picked up the baby he WOULD NOT STOP staring at my chest with this awed expression, it was kind of hilarious.

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    Sydney-Kate
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My friends little brother was out when me and his sister were hanging out with some friends and he came up and but my one friend in the boob because he wanted to taste her milk, also he said my milk wouldn’t be good so i guess I’m offended…? The kids was about 6

    Psycho Cat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kid named Pasilee and not Paisleigaugh lol

    foofoofloofy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But seriously...Paislee? Freakin' Paislee? Is that a name now?

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    Crazy Dog Lady
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Im a mom of 3-in no way is this acceptable behavior from children. I know you’re joking but if my children did this to anyone there’d be some serious soul searching on all of our parts. Not acceptable my friend.

    Chris Bridgman
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here's a hot take - the kid is upset and lashing out, so perhaps the adult can get to the root of it, rather than shame a very young child

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    Red Panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She must have been watching 'Inside Out'!

    Trisha Howson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mt kid did this today. I was so shocked and embarrassed. It was a women that had no hair. And she said " mommy why does she not have any hair, she looks like a boy" I said " hey that is mean and rude. Do you want me to take away your hair. You do not talk about the way people look." If I would have done that my dad would have jump down my throat and when I got home yep whipping

    hyj (she, her)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It sounds like she was just curious, not being mean or rude, though uncomfortable for you of course. Sometimes just a quiet, "I'll explain it later" works when that happens.

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    Greg Williams
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mainly feel bad for the kid, as someone who has night terrors while younger the only way I could get through them is basically using my parents as an anchor to help end them. Being without your parents in a time like that would be torture.

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    Lawrencium
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Night Terrors: Episodes of screaming, intense fear, and flailing while still asleep, often paired with sleepwalking.

    JJ
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband still haves them. The worst part was that he didn't believe me for years that he sometimes freaked out at night. One time it was so bad, he grabbed me and didn't want to let go (he dreamt about an accident). Doctor's were no help, either (told him to use benzodiazepines; we refused - I doubt I could wake him up then as it was hard enough without any pills). The solution: Smartwatch with sleep tracker and self-programmed app. If his pulse rises, the smartwatch vibrates and wakes him up - not quite, but enough to interrupt him and start the sleep phase over again. To all parents with children experiencing night terrors: f*cking get it checked, get involved and be sensitive to your child! If it manifests itself, it will be a big issue as an adult.

    WordWeaver
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He is so lucky to have you to help him! Glad you both found a solution.

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    Misstaken138
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would be terrifying. I know my 5yo boy has night terrors and it still freaks me out every time it happens.

    Thomas Ewing
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A sweet five-year-old I was watching woke up crying pitifully for her mommy. I simply told her I was waiting, too, and would make sure mom came in and saw her when she got home. This calmed the child down as I sat next to the bed until she was asleep. I was pleased the drama was brief. A child's tears can sure seem desperate! Mom was fine.

    Pippaisbisexual
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I use to have night terrors at around 3 years old it was so scary and freaky for my parents to hear hear me screaming and crying 😬 And the only way to get out of them was having my parents there which was a pain for them 😕

    Key Lime
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I told my son's friend's Mum that my kid had Night Terrors. She heard but did not understand. By the next morning she understood.

    Robin Roper
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My son had night terrors; they are scary as heck until you understand what they are and there's absolutely nothing that will stop them.

    Poly Amorous
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Quick question: what ARE night terrors? I've always thought they were a synonym for nightmares

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    Crazy Dog Lady
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was his name Kevin? If so, there’s a backstory.

    Araminta
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Idk... Maybe he was just seeing if he could go steal cookies without supervision.

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    HACHughes Report

    indiecognition
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kiddie Slickers. Starring Dr. Heidi Hughes, Billy Crystal, Marv from Home Alone, and 4 little boys.

    foofoofloofy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cousin had to do a similar thing when she was babysitting 4 year old me. I somehow managed to get up onto my mom's horse while in the paddock, and, with no tack on, kicked. It was the first time I had ever cantered. My cousin was raised in the city, and she panicked. Ran around screaming and waving her arms (which made things much worse). That's when my parents pulled up. Somehow I stayed on throughout the whole thing.

    Trisha Howson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my Lord. I would have made them pay more. Or called them and said you don't pay me for this. I don't babysit cows

    Thomas Ewing
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't tease us! How did you do it?

    Dee Daniels
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cow sitting and babysitting are two different things.

    Sarah Brown
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait...how did the cows get out? 😂😂

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    stuckinbed42 Report

    Karin L
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I suspect they have seen their own kid naked before.

    Emma A
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I suspect it's not the first time someone has given chase to that child naked. It's a shame they'd judge on that incident. Kids are chaotic

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    MellonCollie
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, that sucks. What were the parents expecting, don't they know their own kid?

    Nadine Debard
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see no real problem here, just an embarrassing moment, but parents know their children

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    Lawrencium
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, if I came home to that I might have a similar response; not because of anything the sitter did - she did great (probably deserves extra!) - but out of embarrassment...

    Lorrie Rothstein
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She overeacted . A 5 year old girl naked at home is not a big deal

    Thomas Ewing
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like the kid was waiting to set you up!

    Trisha Howson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like something a kid would do. Parents where either embarrassed or where snobs. But sadly this can sometimes be normal. I can see my 4 yr old doing this.

    GramDB
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    IT WAS A SET-UP SO THEY WOULDN'T HAVE TO PAY YOU … EXTRA!

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    Jill Rhodry
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Babysitters should always have full access to fridge and pantry.

    LuckyL
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't agree. There should be enough food and drinks available for the babysitter to also eat with the kids, or something seperate. But not everything that's there.

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    The Deez
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember babysitting for a family back in the 80's that ate a lot of organic, natural stuff. I went to their fridge for a drink and saw a big bottle of apple juice, not thinking twice about the fact that the liquid in the bottle wasn't clear. I mean, it said "All-Natural, 100% Apple Juice" on the label and I didn't have any experience with anything but regular, plain 'ol apple juice. I didn't know any better! Imagine my surprise when I took a big drink out of the cup I poured and quickly realized that it was something like leftover grease from cooking! YUCK! I was much more careful about what I ate or drank at their house from that point on!

    Andie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got yelled at once by parents. The little boy (2/3) went to bed. At about midnight, I had a bowl of ice cream they said I could have. Little boy got up just as I was finishing and threw a tantrum he wanted some. I told him next time he could before bed, but if he had it now he wouldn't sleep (he was starting to fall asleep during the tantrum), but promised next time. Parents called the next day and said that if I had it, he should have had it too, no matter the time. So next time, little boy got ice cream before bed, and I never ate anything there again.

    Tiny Guy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Im 11 and I babysit, but with the mom home because they don't fully trust me yet and the kids and moms are always offering me stuff but I always say no because its weird to say yes.

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    KatrinaFujibabo Report

    Lawrencium
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Having children, you would be surprised with how much damage they can cause in even the shortest of bathroom breaks...

    CrazyCatLady
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember soooo many stories about what my little brother did when he was a toddler and my mum only went to the bathroom… Like once he found cream in the living room and it ended up being everywhere.😹

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    educatecreate Report

    WildHoneyPie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every kid knows the principal and teachers live at school

    Crazy Dog Lady
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right! Kids were probably like “ who let our principal out of the zoo?”

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    GramDB
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My granddaughter went into shock when she saw one of her nursery school teachers at a BBQ!!! Wha? How? Noooo!

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    VikkiNelasquez Report

    Susan Bosse
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She did want you to drug her child.

    Ray Martin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a disgusting way to behave. Quite frankly, if the grandparents hadn't taken all of the kids, I would have called the child welfare agency.

    MellonCollie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, that is incredibly rude of these parents.

    Richard
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyone always assumes the worst. You do not know if the melatonin is prescribed by a doctor.

    Isabel Care
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The woman whose 2 well behaved daughters I looked after when I was 12, wanted me to look after them and her friends' kids when they went out together. I said no. Twins of 18 months, her girls of 8 and 10, a boy of 12 and a small baby. I have never (now in my50s) held a baby, let alone changed a nappy (never want to either) and if a12 year old needs a babysitter, a 12 year old is not the one to do it. She never forgave me

    Mandy Delaforce (PC Girl)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have called the police. You don't do that to a baby sitter!

    Kari Lynn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Essentially, Yes, she did.

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    J Baker
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Elmo in the celery patch?

    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *elmo voice* Elmo speaks bad English on educational television, hee hee hee (quote brought to you by Family Guy)

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    Sydney-Kate
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was it my uncle cause he do that same thing as a child 🤣

    LuckyL
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I would have called the parents after maaaybe 10 minutes.

    Christopher Hebhardt
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Um... If the story is 20 year or so old... Which is about the time it takes from requiring a baby sitter ti being a surgeon, the parents may not have had cellphones back then.

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    #34

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    "My cousin babysits a child who is not very fond of her. She found this letter in his room, he left it on his desk. (Her name is Valerie)"

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    Isabella
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The kids do not have the same perception over these things as the adults, so I think it is too much to call him psychopath. When I am thinking that in so many children tales the "bad" guy was decapitated or killed in other weird manner and the "good" guy lived happy ever after and it looked perfectly normal for me as a kid, but not so normal with my adult mind.

    Kari Lynn
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All kids at age five have the personalities of primary sociopaths. He was just being pragmatic.

    J Baker
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell this kid the story of Gawain and the Green Knight on a dark and stormy night as payback!

    Ali H M Salehuddin
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Beheaded. Is this a start of a horror movie flick?

    Toni Ahlgren
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks fake, the text is "too adult".

    Nicole Tomme
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This requires a serious talk with the child and also some restrictions on violent content on TV or in games. Might also warrant a trip to the counselor.

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    #35

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    Tardis42
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Babysitting when I was 12 or 13 for a family with mob ties. Got a call asking to speak with the father. I said he wasn't there. The man nastily insisted on speaking to him. I again said the father wasn't there. Person then said he wasn't putting up with that sh#! and was coming over to f'ing kill me. I hung up and didn't answer when the phone rang again. Called my mom and she came over to sit with me for the rest of the night. Parents were very concerned and apologetic when they got home. Turns out it was a friend of the family and he thought I was the wife messing with him so he messed back. He felt really bad when he found out and offered to come over in person to apologize.

    Gloria Bethallen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sorry, can someone explain please?

    Lady Norémon
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shady stuff, and expecting longer hours for little pay

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    RandomFrog(He/They️‍️)
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    50 cents???? Like I enjoy doing dishes so I might do it jsut becuase but I would avoid it out of spite if I was only earning that much!

    Red Panda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It totally depends *when* it was. My mom would have been thrilled for 50 cents!

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    Karen Lyon
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to do that just because. I am the oldest of five, had a lot of responsibilities, and understood what it was like to have kids running around all day and not be able to get to the laundry or the dishes. My Mom's friends/coworkers who had me babysit raved about me to Mom. She'd joke about it and say, "Really? She doesn't do that at home!" LOL. She was actually very proud of me for doing that kind of thing without being asked, just to make that mother's life easier. (This was 40+ years ago, so rates were different then. But I did get paid top dollar for my time, mainly because I was good with kids, but also because of the little extra things I would do while I was there.)

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    Nadine Debard
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG. A 2 yo alone in a bathtub is a MAJOR drowning risk. Never ever let a toddler unattended next to water, and if your teenager doesn't know that, don't ask them to babysit.

    Monday
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shower not bathtub. Most showers are not connected to bathtubs.

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    Ray Martin
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Clearly the boy's an imbecile who should never be left alone with other children.

    SewingStaffy
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, this is scary and probably not something I could look back on and not still have major anxiety!

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