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Communicating with one another has never been easier than it is today. We can call, text, video chat, send messages through social media and even share our location with trusted friends and family members. But despite all of the technology we have at our fingertips, our devices still make plenty of euros– I mean, errors.

If you’ve ever quickly sent a text and relied on autocorrect to fix your mistakes, it’s very likely that the technology “ducked” up. From turning a gentle “haha” into an aggressive “HAHAHA” or completely altering the meaning of your message, autocorrect seems to have a mind of its own. Below, we’ve gathered some of the funniest autocorrect fails people have shared on X, so enjoy scrolling through, and remember to always double-check your messages before hitting “sand!”

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maryfairybobrry Report

JB
Community Member
1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

While listening to Labia Del Rey?

Milady Blue
Community Member
1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Auto Correct has a very dirty mind.

Steve Hall
Community Member
1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Quick, run to the store and buy a muffin.

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    #3

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    Brocklesnitch Report

    Libstak
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine changed to homophones and is that even a thing auto correct hmmmm?

    Bols
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is (: "Homophones are two or more words that share the same pronunciation, but which have different spellings or meanings. For example, the words 'hear' and 'here'"

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    Surenu
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Considering that the stuff homophobes say is usually a bunch of mumbo-jumbo, I can see where this came from.

    Archie Hayden
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had one where it autocorrected IEU to UwU

    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would autocorrect even have "jomo jobo" as an option? I know I'm not "down with what the kids say these days", but is this a phrase that's actually in common use??

    Id row
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have laughed myself silly if I sent that, lol.

    SCP 4666
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎶Yah yah yah jomo jobo yah yah yeah🎶

    BillyBones
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spelled homointolerant jomo jibo

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    Autocorrect has saved me more times than I can count. I rely on it to be able to text quickly and not worry too much about spelling everything right. If it gets something wrong, I just follow up with a quick “*money not monkey” message and assume everything is fine. But autocorrect has also burned me and frustrated me more than a few times. 

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    I used to hate how often it would change words that I typed to “duck” or “ducking,” so eventually, I made a “shortcut” in my phone that would change “duck” to what I actually meant. (You know, luck.) This worked well for a while, until I moved to a home on Duck Lane. Then, I had to remove that shortcut to ensure that I didn’t tell people I lived on a very vulgar sounding street.

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    /rachelle_mandik Report

    Javelina Poppers
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think we can all agree that autocorrect is our worst enema.

    Mavis
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would love a monkey-back guarantee.

    Heather Talma
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's important to know that you can get your monkey back if necessary!

    Steve Hall
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would like a monkey-back guarantee. I'd return the product for the monkey in a heartbeat.

    Skip62
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I want to know what kind of monkey we're talking about.

    Musky82
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You need to accept a better currency!

    Warpath81
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you want quality spend more don't buy chimp

    Dina Lubman
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dog is so harry! I also have a bird named Hairy.....

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What kind of monkey am I getting back?

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    #5

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    lilireinhart Report

    Id row
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I sent a voice to text recently and it changed the name John to China, so the text that was sent said, "China's in the kwik e mart buying lottery tickets". I don't know how it made that switch! lol

    Liv
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, both is true.

    El Rey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least the OP got something edible from a man hahaha.

    Erin Aardvark
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd appreciate ANYONE with chocolate!

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    #6

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    jillboard Report

    Roxy222uk
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once I kept misspelling sandals as sandles, and instead of autocorrecting to the correct spelling it kept changing it to sanders. Yes, my kid has left her sanders at home. That makes sense.

    Robert T
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Duck me sideways with a barge-pole!

    and_a_touch_of_the_’tism
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There’s a running joke in a podcast I like, one of the characters is called Duck, and he’s truly terrible at lying. So the joke is that he got his nickname because he tried to lie over text, and it just kept autocorrecting his cursing to “duck”

    Ozymandias73
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    IDK what it is lately, but every time I try to type Happy Birthday, it comes out as Bayou Birthday. Like, what even is that??

    Stephanie Barr
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I swear Murphy is the one programming autocorrect.

    Surgichick
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Again...You will know that I will NEVER mean to say "what the duck?" LOL

    Nikki Gross
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I finally have my phone trained to not autocorrect and change every time I try and say fūck to duck. "Duck!! I'm so ducking pissed!" Was an interesting change of pace.

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    I also don’t understand autocorrect’s logic when it comes to what it decides to fix and what it will leave alone. For example, I can type “aminals” and it won’t change the word to “animals.” Yet it has no problem inserting words that make absolutely no sense in the context of what I’m writing, despite the fact that it can perfectly predict what I’d like to say in an email.

    Most of us have a love-hate relationship with autocorrect, or should I say “love-hare” relationship? But we continue to use it because we’re creatures of habit, and if we turned it off completely, most of our messages might turn into incomprehensible gibberish. That, or we’d have to spend 5 minutes crafting a simple text in the same way that my parents do. 

    #7

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    sarabellab123 Report

    Kara
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my phone changes "stunning" to "stupid" all the time (for example, "that dress looks...") and nothing has happened yet but I'm waiting for the day I'm going to embarrass myself terribly.

    David
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One time I was texting a friend about eating chicken and autocorrect changed it to eating children. It really made me wonder about the data they used to train the AI. (and yes, that really happened. I have no idea why AI thought that was the appropriate choice)

    Liv
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me: "You're my daughter." Autocorrect: "You're my disaster."

    Brian Droste
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would like to see the whole text message to see what you was trying to say.

    The Original Bruno
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    1 year ago

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    Again: you really shared that with the entire world? Poor kid.

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    #8

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    XplodingUnicorn Report

    TheElementalGod️️ (He/him)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, he is an exploding unicorn, and exploding usually means dying.

    Nonna_SoF
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We're all slowly moving towards death... well some not so slowly.

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    #9

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    thearibradford Report

    JB
    Community Member
    1 year ago

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    Despite how much you might hate autocorrect, there’s a good chance that you still use it nearly every day. According to a 2022 survey, between 40-50% of people say that they always or almost always use autocorrect to fix spelling errors. And I can’t really blame them, because 63% of people admit to consistently misspelling the same words over and over again. Plus, 61% of us judge others for making spelling errors, so we certainly want to spare ourselves from that embarrassment. (Embarrassing/embarrassment used to be one of my most frequently misspelled words, but after a year at this job, I finally figured it out without needing autocorrect.)   

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    #10

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    jillboard Report

    Tabitha
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine seems to think I just like to make lists of people’s names, so will change words like carry to Carrie, or Christmas to Christine. I don’t even know a Carrie, except for the fictional one. Same with Christine. My spellcheck is starting to scare me. I swear it was programmed by Stephen King.

    Aidan Pierce
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

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    Dan Gardner
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm pretty sure I'd get something thrown at me if I tried to order a 24 piece sweet & hot at International Women's Day.

    Musky82
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s ridiculous! It should autocorrect to Hooters.

    Kitty 🥀
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And it just did the same exact thing to me, today, on the eve of international women’s day 6 entire years later.

    The Original Bruno
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing ever made me feel more like part of the patriarchy than the little voice that said, "Oh, come on... you're complaining about Buffalo wings?"

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    #11

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    SladeWentworth Report

    Delta Dawn
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine once changed “Kind bars” to “live bats” while I was shopping and now I’m pretty sure I’m on a watch list

    Mike K
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And an Ozzy Osbourne email list, oddly enough.

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    Anne Reid
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I asked Siri for the Giants (American football team) score and she answered, “ok, I’ll look up vagina sores.” I have not used Siri since that day.

    Narelle Hussy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ask suri what is 0÷0 and she tells you that you have no friends 🤣

    Arlecchino The Knave
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks. I was always wondering about that. :))

    #12

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    curlycomedy Report

    Stephanie A Mutti
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apple Car Play reads HAHAHAHA in the most condescending voice ever.

    Wren
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does something similar for me because its going off of what I have typed in the past 🙂

    Astro
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Any other iPhone users have an issue with it correcting the word “her” to “hee” constantly?

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    Even with autocorrect, however, most of us still double-check our correspondence before sending it out into the world, just to be sure. PC Magazine reports that 86% of people spell check emails, and 62% of us spell check our text messages. A whopping 92% of us also spell check documents before sending them off. 

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    But despite how reliant we are on spell check, many of us don’t realize how much we need it. Nearly 50% of people believe that they never or almost never misspell words when they write, and nearly half believe they rarely misspell words when typing and texting.     

    #13

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    LurkAtHomeMom Report

    SCP 4666
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah therapists really should prescribe an emotional support steak

    Charity Angel
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know, that's probably quite a good foil for a panic attack. A funny autocorrect, making you laugh, could be enough to nudge the brain back into gear

    Kerri Peek
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A panic steak sounds delicious.

    #15

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    anne_theriault Report

    JB
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ..I was searching for How to shave my Muffin

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    According to the New York Post, people with iPhones have even been complaining about autocorrect “ruining their lives.” Apparently, iOS update 16.3.1, which was released in early 2023, was particularly bad at fixing spelling errors. For example, it started automatically adding “z” after apostrophes instead of an “s,” and would change words that were perfectly fine into other words (for example, food to good). Lucky for iPhone users, however, Apple was dedicated to fixing this issue with iOS 17. Whether they did so successfully, however, is still up for debate. 

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    #16

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    MissHavisham Report

    Turtlehead
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mommy, we’re do baby’s come from? THE CARNAGE PATCH😈

    Steve Hall
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It sounds pretty bad either way.

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    aparnapkin Report

    james stevenson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Gasp* Ultron phone: "Peace in our time!" *hundreds of phones attack*

    HelmGrass
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And it will always be on…….

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    If you’re tired of constantly fighting autocorrect to change words back to what you meant to say or to allow you to curse instead of referencing ducks all the time, there are a few settings on your phone that may be able to help you out. The Washington Post first recommends that if you hate autocorrect enough, you can simply turn the feature off. The same goes for automatic punctuation and capitalization; these features are not requirements.    

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    LuvPug Report

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's hope this morbid is a better morbid than yesterday morbid

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    Dane
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yea, another day of the morbs.....

    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We all have those days, don't we? Seriously, don't we?

    Arlecchino The Knave
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is true. I'm sure feels like this for anyone who has to wake up early... or your monkey-back.

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    #20

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    SladeWentworth Report

    Phoenix
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry Sorry Sorry Sorry.

    Joanne Earle
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Public bus in Victoria: 'Sorry, Not In Service' Public bus in the USA: 'NIS'

    KDav
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Richard Osman writes, "God cries every time someone lies to a Canadian."

    Natty Tempest
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't give a sorry what the sorry you were trying to say!

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    __driptoo_hard Report

    Tabitha
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More like autocorrect prefers to mansplain your own words to you.

    Kris
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Autocorrect is like Sheldon Cooper

    ShyWahine
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No truer words were ever said

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    You can also try slide texting instead of typing with your fingers if autocorrect keeps doing you dirty. “In my experience, it has a higher accuracy rate than when I absolutely butcher things with tap-tap-tapping,” Heather Kelly writes for the Washington Post. Another alternative is dictating your messages. Now, this might have its own host of issues, but it won’t lead to spelling words that are similar to what you’ve typed, but rather similar to how what you’ve said sounds. This can be a great option if you’re in a quiet place. Similarly, sending voice messages can ensure that autocorrect doesn’t have a chance to intervene. 

    #22

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    ReelQuinn Report

    Chewie Baron
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tbf, Donna is a bit of a bìtch.

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    pfeils wife
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would love to see Donna's reply

    Kalle Wendt
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same happend to me! I wrote to my wife: "Love you and miss you" and autocorrect changed it to: "Stupid b**ch, you ruined my life"

    Seanette Blaylock
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is there such a thing as psychiatrists for auto-correct? Yours needs one.

    Kris
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That escalated quickly

    Ozymandias73
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a little bit more than autocorrect

    Dee Rutherford
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    1 year ago

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    james stevenson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Donna? Donna Noble? or do I not know enough people

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    #24

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    AngryRaccoon2 Report

    Mrs.C
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nellie Olson had it coming.

    Daniel Atkins
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyone but Lars was eliminated in that family.

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    KDav
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a fanfic in there somewhere....

    Liv
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, Laura has been in the 1800's for to long. Welcome to the 2000's b***h.

    Angela C
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That sounds like an interesting crossover

    parmadillo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So that’s how Mary went blind?

    MaximumKarmaSaint
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's like a zombie apocalypse movie, except there are no zombies.

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    Finally, you can adjust the dictionary on your phone and add “text-replacements.” For example, you can program your phone to change “TY” to thank you to save you time when typing. But you can also change words like “ducking” to… Well, you know. And “HAHAHA” to “hahaha,” etc. This feature doesn’t have to just be for shortcuts. It can be used to ensure your phone doesn’t change your name to some bizarre word or curse words to random words that are vaguely similar. 

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    Lilly Report

    SCP 4666
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We'll we'll we'll, look who's correcting again

    Angela C
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't get mad at autocorrect, they mean we'll

    Roxy222uk
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Argh, that one and changing 'were' to 'we're'

    Epona
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one (and "we're" to "were") has been happening to me a lot lately and it's driving me bonkers. I don't understand how and why a "smart" phone keeps getting contractions wrong so often. Microsoft Word spell check can autocorrect an apostrophe in a contraction, why can't my iPhone 7?

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    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That makes me insane!! If I type the same thing 3 times in a row I do NOT want to have it changed.

    LazyKitten
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have the opposite problem- every time I type i'll, it tries to autocorrect to ill

    Stealthzilla
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But then the one time I want it to change to we’ll it won’t (perfect example is that it didn’t do it right now) we’ll …that one was a test and sure enough when I wanted well it went to well I’m convinced it’s messing with me on purpose

    Raider Wiz
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't becomes dint ... idk what a dint is!!

    Maggie Fulton
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its (possessive) changed to it’s (contraction) and vice versa. For the love of god, why?!!

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    Manda_like_wine Report

    Spooky beck
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whenever I write "u" as in "you" my phone changed it to "I". So for example if I say "u are a jerk" it changes it to "I are a jerk".

    Tabitha
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Since “are” is the plural firm, would it be safe to assume autocorrect is counting all your personalities too? (jk)

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    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cool your jets, Amanda.

    Arlecchino The Knave
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some of you might not play it, but I immediately imagined Kaeya from Genshin Impact... send help.

    Stacy Jones
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That actually totally explains all the "duck"ing...

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    rachelle_mandik Report

    JB
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you must share this cake, it's for all the people

    Chewie Baron
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did it take five years to make it?

    ._.
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fun fact about Mao (don't ask why I know this) it was considered an honor for a sex worker to get an sti from him

    Kris
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hope she was not supposed to say moist, cos thats a yucky word 😖

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    We hope you’re getting a kick out of all of these unfortunate autocorrect mishaps, pandas. Whether you have autocorrect completely turned off on your phone because it’s burned you too many times or you love the technology, keep scrolling through and upvoting the fails that you find most hilarious. Feel free to share down below if you have any funny autocorrect anecdotes of your own, and then check out this Bored Panda article featuring even more unfortunate autocorrect errors!

    #28

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    Manda_like_wine Report

    DeeDee M
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sending your husband to the grocery store will prove that one correct…

    Dan Gardner
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From now on I'm destroying errands!

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    #29

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    HomeWithPeanut Report

    JB
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Take a toke too and go out on a high note

    Mike K
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like a Heaven's Gate get together.

    #30

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    mommajessiec Report

    Nadine Debard
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Be careful when you twåt on X

    Robert Millar
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She wants me to send a picture of my hard disk. Should I take the cover off?

    Astro
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just shave your muffin first

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    #31

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    meganamram Report

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Missed out the apostrophe? Other than that I can't see anything wrong

    MellonCollie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dear god, you've been downvoted because .... because of what? Let's fix that real quick.

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    ShyWahine
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We should all start the tradition of making New Year’s Risotto…

    Regina Holt
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This year, find a new Risotto recipe

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    #33

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    SarahThyre Report

    Mimi La Souris
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i try to gogole torturgasm but I'm at work and I don't want to be labeled as obsessed by my IT, so what is torturgasm? (real quetion :D)

    Phoenix
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Per Google, it's a song by Indignity

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    TotallyNOTAFox
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if she gets ads for latex phone casings lately...

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    #34

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    maryfairybobrry Report

    Phoenix
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When and where is this fall festival? Asking for a friend.

    James Hall
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    About 4 1/2 years ago, judging by the date on that tweet

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    JoyfulZebra
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who wouldn't want some nice páwned materials for the fall festival?

    Jaya
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "And that's how our new and improved fall festival came to be"

    Natty Tempest
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I turn up, that promise cannot be completed (long story...)

    Bienlunée
    Community Member
    1 year ago

    This comment has been deleted.

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    #35

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    Lilly Report

    Phoenix
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I received a formal document recently which was supposed to say "in good faith", but it actually said "in food faith" and was not accompanied by food. Sigh.

    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's just false advertising there! Autowrong should be held responsible!

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    Crazy Panda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Food is Good. (As I was typing this it literally changed food to good)

    River Daski
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    mine is constantly changing "i" to "u" when i type "you",,, and "this" into "thus".. when have i typed thus??? EVER???

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    #36

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    jessicasizeland Report

    Robert Millar
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You better of not been drinking again?! A grammatical terror, I thank.

    MellonCollie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jess, you misbehavin' on purpose?

    Gozer LeGozerian
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better of not been? How can you not see that travesty

    Astro
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve been told that’s what happens when people don’t read a lot of books growing up, they go by the sound of the word (“better have/better’ve” sounds like “better of” when you say it fast) rather than what makes sense

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    Tabitha
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s probably more of a typo than an autocorrect thing. The O and I are next to each other on the keyboard, and if your typing finger isn’t a skinny little stylus, you can sometimes accidentally hit the I on the tiny cellphone keyboard when you actually mean to hit the O. Happens to me, with my short stubby fingers, all the time. I always have to edit before sending.

    Liv
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Parents will actually lick their kids as a punishment. Lets hope that text was autocorrect.

    David
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jess's mum might be the reason for the drinking. I hate it when people assume the world revolves around them and if you don't immediately answer a text message the only possible reason is because you are choosing to ignore them.

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    #37

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    AkilahObviously Report

    HurlWurk
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's one duck that is a cluster, that's how you end up with Biblically accurate Angels.

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    Regina Holt
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've copied this from Google: Clusterduck is about hatching as many ducks as possible. As more ducks hatch, the more strange things happen. The ducks begin to genetically mutate!

    Eric Williams
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    a cluster of people ducking at the same time (for reasons that are far too prevalent nowadays.)

    Courtney Christelle
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Given the nature of ducks, it still works.

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    #39

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    anne_theriault Report

    OmMi
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mighty diks result in mighty fucs

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    #40

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    mindykaling Report

    OmMi
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well Michael does blend glass for cheap so idk what more you want

    Crep 105
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How the f**k did Michael Fassbender turn into Michael Glass Blender?!

    Warpath81
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It disturbs me intellectually that my phone autocorrects more when I type than speak. It makes me wonder if I did pass 3rd grade spelling

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    #41

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    anne_theriault Report

    OmMi
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who's thay behind you in the picture?

    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *stares at the darkened corner of the room with her tail wound up tightly*

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    #42

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    rachelle_mandik Report

    Tabitha
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The ones with the stolen money inside them?

    Dark Pearl
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the fact that Creme Eggs exist is a crime

    MaximumKarmaSaint
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to have a cadbury crime egg! Actually...nevermind, remembered that murder is a crime.

    Batwench
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is a crime the price of them now.

    Chewie Baron
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They’re made with chocolate that isn’t Fairtrade.

    ShyWahine
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hatching a plan - illegal poaching…

    Mimi La Souris
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    pretty cool name for a recipe imo :D

    #43

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    AngryBlackLady Report

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    #44

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    MaraWilson Report

    OmMi
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No no no, that would completely change the meaning of "I rode my friend's car"

    MaximumKarmaSaint
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "The cat in front of me honked as soon as the red light appeared."

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    #46

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    Manda_like_wine Report

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    #48

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    sweetmomissa Report

    Phoenix
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think meh is a strong enough word for that.

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    MaraWilson Report

    #50

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    MaraWilson Report