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Tech fans can get pretty passionate about their favorite brands; much like a favorite sports team, people tend to choose a side and stick to it. If we were talking in sporting terms, Apple would be one of the elite. Apple is like the Real Madrid or Dallas Cowboys of tech, their fans worship them, but everyone else kind of hates them, maybe a little jealous of their success and showy, expensive stars.

There's always a lot of fanfare about the latest Apple releases; they were the ones that first made a real 'event' out of their new products. Predictably, this brings out the haters too, eager and ready to mock the latest piece of overpriced and overhyped tech. The latest Apple memes center around the new Mac Pro, which people are poking fun at for its resemblance to a cheese grater.

The Mac Pro starts at a hefty $5999 and is best enjoyed with a new Pro Display XDR, that starts at $4999 and comes without a monitor stand. Which you will need. How much can a stand be, I hear you ask? That'll be $999, please. So $12K all up, and it will all be available to order in the fall. For serious users only, we assume! What do you think? Scroll down to see some of the best memes and best captions below, and let us know what you think in the comments!

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Viet Nguyen
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6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Apple's fan is very much like a wife happily stuck with a violent husband, who beats her every single day and still endorses him. It may be true about Apple's superior 10, 20 years ago but no more in 2019. All the things Apple can do, Android and Windows can, sometimes better. Apple today is living in its past shadow. Apple ripped its fan off, and they are happily gettting robbed.

M O'Connell
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I checked the ebays... I can get a PALLET, a PALLET QUANTITY of TWENTY brand new monitors for $399, and make my office look like some sort of evil control-room it I wanted to. How can anybody fall for the cost of this BS?

M O'Connell
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

PS: They come with stands. https://ebay.us/lo8GsG

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Amanda Kunetka
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Mac pro looks like s cheese grater....

Mirek Hotový
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6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Look how dumb they are... being ripped and still they support and encourage us and to do so... and still feeling so proud of it.

Riz Leslie
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6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

All built by slaves in China

Anita Holleufer
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Apple is making fools out of people.

Miomirko Buhtlić
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Apple knows what they're doing and they're doing it brilliantly. I am sure they will have no problem selling the thing. Hell, they should've priced it at $1.999. There'll always be people, (who are able to vote, mind you) who will give that amount for a stand.

Andi Atzinscher
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Apple coworkers at their runion party in 30 years? ;-)

Nick
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Monitor is cheese grater

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Bored Panda spoke to Siddhant, the man behind the popular fan site Apple Lovers, to get some insight about the enthusiasm that the company arouses among many of its faithful customers. His love for Apple came from his admiration for its founder. " I am a big fan of Steve Jobs," he told us. "His great sense of design and attention to detail are visible in all Apple products. He was a perfectionist and this perfection is reflected in all the products."

"Steve said that Apple not only focuses on designs from the exterior but from the interior too. If you open an Apple product everything is perfectly laid next to each other. The first product that I used was an iPod Nano(in 2005). I was blown away by the fact that you could carry 1000 songs in your pocket. I instantaneously fell in love with Apple."

"The really cool thing about Apple is how seamlessly they make hardware and software work with each other which is why their products have great performance. No other company has been able to do this. The ecosystem that apple has is incredible. All the products work flawlessly with each other, for example you can take a call on your Mac if your iPhone is not nearby."

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    Sunny Chaudhary
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you convert USD to INR then the Mac Pro Screen + Stand cost you roughly '420',000 INR. I think its meant for 'Con'ference calling.

    Siddhant says that he enjoys the showmanship that the company brings, and looks forward to each new release announcement. "I regularly watch all the Apple events," he said. "The next product that I am looking forward is the Apple Watch, not the iPhone. I think iPhone has reached its pinnacle. There's hardly anything that is left to innovate."

    "On the other hand the Apple Watch has a lot of potential. It can be a game changer for the healthcare industry. With Series 4 you can take an ECG from your wrist. This was the first off the shelf device in the market which was FDA approved. I think there are tons of things which can be done to make Apple Watch even better. One of the things I am looking forward to is the inclusion of Blood Sugar tracking which would be incredible for all the patients that have diabetes. I think it is a couple of years away but this would be awesome."

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    Shinomi Chan
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And it still works better than the new one!

    Tim Bijlsma
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg you are right. Clever girl, clever girl....

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    Chris Jones
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Siddhant believes that the quality is unparalleled and customers do get value for money". Siddhant is a fool and Apple uses child labour.

    Sasy
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    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    looks to the left (second monitor) , looks at the screen. I find telephone books more useful and less likely to be needed by anyone, ever!

    Id row
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better computer, better stand - which is adjustable, too.

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am so intrigued by "Canadian Business English"

    Liz Sahlin Johansson
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unless the larger keyboard has a Bluetooth connected to the little laptop on the book pile... it will be slightly difficult to type on the laptops keyboard...

    Mandi Hopkins
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This stand was way more than 1k. Those books are like 300 bucks each.

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    While he understands the fuss over the ever higher price of many Apple products, Siddhant believes that the quality is unparalleled and customers do get value for money. "When you want to make a great product which is high quality and adheres to all the industry standards, you would choose to include all high quality components; be it the latest intel processor, high speed RAM, SSD and high end GPUs. These things are bound to make your price high," he said.

    "In addition to this you get simplicity - Apple products don’t come with a lot of instruction manuals. They just work right out of the box. Lastly, you get excellent customer support; I personally have had great experiences. I think the price is right when you factor all these in. For Pro customers this is a great product which can give new ways to express their creativity. I personally would buy it if I had the cash!"

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    Siddhant's view offers a different perspective on the Mac Pro grater/pricing controversy, but what do Apple themselves have to say? In a statement released alongside the announcement of the new computer they laid some of the new features that customers can expect for their $12K.

    "Designed for maximum performance, expansion and configurability, the all-new Mac Pro features workstation-class Xeon processors up to 28 cores, a high-performance memory system with a massive 1.5TB capacity, eight PCIe expansion slots and a graphics architecture featuring the world’s most powerful graphics card," Apple writes. "It also introduces Apple Afterburner, a game-changing accelerator card that enables playback of three streams of 8K ProRes RAW video simultaneously."

    "Pro Display XDR features a massive 32-inch Retina 6K display with gorgeous P3 wide and 10-bit color, an extreme 1,600 nits of peak brightness, an incredible 1,000,000:1 contrast ratio and a superwide viewing angle, all at a breakthrough price point. Together, the new Mac Pro and Pro Display XDR are the most powerful tools Apple has ever put in the hands of pro customers and will change pro workflows forever."

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    “We designed Mac Pro for users who require a modular system with extreme performance, expansion and configurability. With its powerful Xeon processors, massive memory capacity, groundbreaking GPU architecture, PCIe expansion, Afterburner accelerator card and jaw-dropping design, the new Mac Pro is a monster that will enable pros to do their life’s best work,” said Phil Schiller, Apple’s senior vice president of Worldwide Marketing.

    “Pro Display XDR is the world’s best pro display and the perfect companion to the all-new Mac Pro. With Retina 6K resolution, gorgeous color, extreme brightness and contrast ratio, and a highly functional design, Pro Display XDR delivers the most comprehensive set of features ever offered on any display at this price point.”

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    Monday
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please be advised that the Apple mug will only work correctly when used in conjunction with Apple brand water, icoffee or our upcoming line of trademark tea.

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    Being_Cori
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this mug will only be clean if iWash is used

    Being_Cori
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    as per terms & conditions - only an iSpoon, which is made of silver and embedded with jewels must be used to stir

    Molly Block
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really think that stand price was a mistake but no one wanted to admit it.

    Smerv
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    especially when some worst beliervers were already screaming 'shut up and take my money'

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    Danny Heath
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't forget, the bottom of mug is $2999 also!

    cybermerlin2000
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You have to buy a new one every year as the tea/coffee becomes incompatible

    Natters
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An I the only one who calculated the total price...$5998...

    katboxjanitor
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    iWater 1.0 is available in 2 temperatures - Cold and Room Temperature. iWater 1.0H will be released next Spring!

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    Tor Rolf Strøm
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a task for Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E., the cancelled show with Joey Tribbiani.

    PyroarRanger
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mac Machiavelli and Computerized Humanoid Electronically Enhanced Secret Enforcer

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    Jason Rogers
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahahaha I thought the first picture was a fake with a cheese grater when I saw it... Then I get to this... OMG..... Dying... (No, I havent seen the new mac :-()

    Anna Repp
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I seriously though that was a grater in the first photo, I'm not kidding!

    Id row
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First thing I thought when I saw it was, 'why is there a cheese grater next to it?'

    mathead
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay. So the Mac has now officially become a pure luxury product.

    Tiina Lehtineva
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I also thought the first pic was of a cheese grater too xD

    Molly Block
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did they mean to say that stand was $99, not $999?? Surely they did?

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    "With edge-to-edge glass and narrow, 9-millimeter borders in a stunning, aluminum enclosure, Pro Display XDR features a highly functional and flexible design. The Pro Stand has an intricately engineered arm that perfectly counterbalances the display so it feels virtually weightless, allowing users to easily place it into position."

    "The Pro Stand provides both tilt and height adjustment, and also allows Pro Display XDR to rotate into portrait mode, perfect for tasks like retouching photos, designing a web page or writing code. Easily removable, the Pro Stand quickly attaches and detaches so it is easy to take on location. For pros with unique mounting requirements, a VESA mount adapter is interchangeable with the Pro Stand. With a single Thunderbolt 3 cable, Pro Display XDR connects seamlessly to the Mac product line, including the new Mac Pro, which supports up to six displays for a breathtaking 120 million pixels."

    So yeah, it is admittedly a pretty special stand. But what is the world coming to when people are spending $999 on a stand for a screen? Scroll down below to see the rest of the memes for yourself and tell us what you think. Are you an Apple fan? Is this going too far now and pricing ordinary people out of the market completely? Or is this ideal kit for creatives who need serious processing power to do their jobs? Let us know your thoughts in the comments!

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    Link
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I prefer the bundle on the left. Not only does it have things that I like, but it comes with not one, but four games!

    PaulV
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Upvotes for all of you. (Link, Tim, Chris). Wotta team!

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    Audrey Wegman
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    uh, what do you think! the left bundle!

    Viet Nguyen
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    $999 and you have everything. $999 and you still have nothing

    Judah Hossain
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you are wise, you'd get the Pro and XDR to go with the Stand, but you would purchase the left if you had a brain.

    Martti Laurson
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Netflix year 999? I pay 9,50 per month. Max would be 12,50 for HD picture. Does it really cost so much in US?

    Elín Magnúsdóttir
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    6 years ago

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    This doesn't make sense though - I'm no fan of Apple, but their pro machines are for work, not watching Netflix.

    Bacony
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All Apple want is money, they don't give any bothers if your new phone falls on the floor then thermonucleary detonates. They'll just want you to buy a new phone and get the hell out of their face.

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    Erin Gibbins
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    6 years ago

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    How much is your netflix?

    Winnowyl Daemera
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it's saying you can get ALL on the left for the same $999. Not just one of them.

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    M O'Connell
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do what I did. I bought the most bad-a*s, fully optioned and upgraded MacPro from 2007 (which is still pretty good, frankly) and it was only $300.

    Anna Repp
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the beauty of Apple products - they age very well. I've had my MacBook Pro for years and am so happy with it (keeping my fingers crossed that I did not just jinx it! :D) Had my iPhone 5S for about 5 years and could not be happier. Yes, they do release a lot of unnecessarily overpriced stuff - but who does not? I say research, pick what's right for you and that investment will be totally worth it.

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    Freya the Wanderer
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, poor misguided Thanos. He out-Hitlers Hitler and yet something in you does feel for him.

    空の夢
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OH MY GOD THIS SHOULD BE ON TOP

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    Molly Block
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm an Apple girl. But I am dumbfounded by HOW they didn't see this coming!!

    Danny Heath
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They don't care - people will pay!!

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    miaow
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    face of Shrek has finally graced my screen! Haven't seen Shrek in a while o_O

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    Tim Bijlsma
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, this one is actually funny.

    Da Goodbois
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Monitor stand: base not included

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    Nikki D
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, that thing is just a stand? It's not a tablet or computer or anything?

    Oathbraker
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought it was a mini-ITX (or Micro ATX) PC. I honestly cannot understand why people keep giving money to Apple. Their marketing team should write the handbook for world- class bullshitting.

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    Judah Hossain
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, but would you get macOS 10.5 or macOS 15?

    Freya the Wanderer
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great way to thumb your nose at those bozos. You have to be either an idiot or a fool with lots of money to pay a train for a stupid monitor stand!

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    Kevin Camp
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know someone who would buy this. Several in fact. Obviosuly it must be better. There's an Apple on it.

    Jacquelyn Moon
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone else notice the apple is a butt

    Lil Bare
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    6 years ago

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    Playing "lessons" from sohn in the background of a video showing me pooping and wiping my butt

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    Molly Block
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WTF, Apple? It's ugly. The monitor's thickness is ugly. The stand is ugly. It went backwards by two decades, instead of futuristic.

    Šimon Špaček
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw nothing 'new', 'inovative' or 'futiristic' from Apples since Steve Jobs died. Maybe something in first few months when they finished his ideas. But now?

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    Godspeed
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    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BUT DOES IT ACTUALLY GRATE CHEESE??!! C'mon People it has to function as advertised!

    PaulV
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My '06 Hyundai Accent GLS costed less than all this.

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    Liz Sahlin Johansson
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just wait. Apple will solve this esthetic miss fortune. There soon be a nice cover on the market. In 50 different shades (😉) and patterns. Only $50 for a cloth tube cover. That’s for free compared!

    Mickie Shea
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Air vents appear to be a b***h to clean . . . after cheese. Do I soak it first?

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    Nicky OldfieldDesciple
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who pays $33.5 for a trash can ???? I bought one exactly like that for €7.99 here in Ireland.

    Meghan
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uhhhh those toothbrush heads don’t cost $3!

    Foxyloxylou
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Next they will sell tablets that look like pizza cutters

    Luis Milian
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the IPhone for a piece of sugar glass...*water proof

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    Clowton
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "How did he get so shredded?"

    Lily Grace
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My co worker & I have always referred to the Mac pros as "cheese graters". Mostly because if you weren't careful the damn thing would grate your fingers off. This one just looks more like one now LOL

    Elisabeth Bergbom
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For some people, money is always grater, no matter how ugly it is

    Jace
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah yes, monogamy humor...

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    Natters
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    CHOOSE PUPPERS!!! (But only if you REALLY can take good care of em and love them no matter what. If no, you're better off with the stand.)

    SirPatTheCat
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg thank you so much for saying that!! Many people think they're helping by adopting tons of dogs but in reality, there is no way to properly take care of all of them once you get to a certain age, or if anything changes in your schedule, life, etc.

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    Anastasia W
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    good lord, adopt the dogs. you can get way more than 7

    athornedrose
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    idk where you adopt dogs from, but shelter dogs by us is only about 875

    Pungent Sauce
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funny, but those 7 puppers will cost you $7K+ a year in food and vet bills unless you work at a vets office. (GF is a vet tech, dogs are expensive. And hungry!)

    okpkpkp
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see. It's a "Pro" Stand.

    Blake Morgan
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ADOPT 7 DOGS I NEED DOGS IN MY LIFE

    Shinomi Chan
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I had the money to buy 7 dogs and care for all of them I would!

    Olga Vol
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Adopting 7 puppies costs that much? :(

    Pervinca
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It depends on the type of dog. Some puppy cost much more, other are free to adopt. But maintain them could be expensive (food, vet, daily care...)

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    Logen Felxon
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I seriously want to see any tech channel on youtube actually using it as a cheese grater. :)

    Judah Hossain
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not a trash can... That's a https://www.google.com/search?q=Apple+Mac+Pro+%28Late+2013%29&rlz=1CAJIKU_enUS1022&ei=srRWY5O9FOOeptQP2MukqAo&ved=0ahUKEwiT3ti1nPn6AhVjj4kEHdglCaUQ4dUDCBA&uact=5&oq=Apple+Mac+Pro+%28Late+2013%29&gs_lcp=Cgdnd3Mtd2l6EANKBAhNGAFKBAhBGABKBAhGGABQAFj2ZWDza2gAcAF4AIABAIgBAJIBAJgBAKABAcABAQ&sclient=gws-wiz&safe=active&ssui=on

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    Freya the Wanderer
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep, all those fat cats (my apologies to the world's feline population) laughing on their way to the bank.

    miaow
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    felines are now officially offended right meow. Apology unaccepted! :P

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    moogical dank creature
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh jeez I thought I saw the Australian prime minister laughing in there. he must of escaped. GET BACK HERE SCOMO

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    Joris Pluy
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And probably everyone in the room applauded ...

    Oathbraker
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the olden days the guy would have been covered in tomatoes and eggs.

    comboplush
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ooh I will imagine the poor dude having to announce the price of that stand next time I am nervous before a talk because I didn't prepare properly..

    Isabelle
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That marketing prank with prices finishing with a 9. Are we supposed to be that idiot ? It's even looks like it's too expensive, anyway.

    Jon Weiss
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YOU CAN BUY A iPHONE FOR $999 iPhone 12 pro = $999 Pro Stand= $999 choose wisely

    The Chopstick
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If they can sell a stand for 1000, i can sell my anime throw pillow drawing to some trashy 11 year old boys who play fortnite in their basement all night!

    Peter Ledoux
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And yet the apple lovers will buy it to say they did

    Gene Starwind
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A*s-backwards. THAT APPLE CAN SELL A MONITOR FOR FIVE THOUSAND DOLLARS WITH NO STAND....

    A. Jones
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    6 years ago

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    Oathbraker
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just to put stuff in perspective you can find different sub $1 000 builds like this one on pcpartpicker. https://pcpartpicker.com/guide/ https://pcpartpicker.com/guide/d77Ycf/great-intel-gamingstreaming-build

    Jace
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    6 years ago

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    I will NEVER build another f*****g PC. Such a myth of savings. PC builds are f*****g voodoo.

    M O'Connell
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How could you have had that bad of an experience? PC cases don't even have sharp edges anymore. Pre-built stuff is price-optimized, which often means that there is no upgrade path. If you do it yourself, you can spend your money on the things that matter, and cheap out on what you don't care about.

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    Shinomi Chan
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cash please! Then I can buy more useless junk I don't need which are STILL BETTER than the stand.

    Soarek Vlad
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the bills will be a better stand for the monitor.

    Freya the Wanderer
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And don't forget to register all of them on WheresGeorge.com!

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    Hongyan Xu
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the whole point is to use the cash as the stand?

    Judah Hossain
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would prefer the cash in $100s, a $50, $10s, and $1s.

    Brenda Swann
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is Apple really such a status symbol. Time to STOP being lead like lambs to the bank. Time for me to switch to Samsung.

    Audrey Wegman
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hmmmmmmmmm........ ill take......... the cash

    karen snyder
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's actually $4000... But point taken.

    Panda Baller
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm just saying... only one stack is 1k but thanks for the mental note. I put money away every day so yea I know.

    Wiz Allred
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    -you could actually just put the monitor on the pile of money instead, no?

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    The Girl on Fire
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You ain't the sharpest tool in the shed if you choose the stand.

    Mark
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes I get the irony but 400 copies of Shrek ;)

    Blake Morgan
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chooses 400 Shrek, you can give it away.

    Dryft Cat
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb In the shape of an "L" on her forehead, Well the years start coming, and they don't stop coming, and they don't stop coming, and they don't stop coming, and they don't stop coming, and they don't stop coming.....

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    thepotatogirl
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok this one cracked me up... pretty much any meme having anything to do with Shrek does

    PAN-cake ;)
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The stand i dont need that many copies

    Ridho Arfan
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    whatever the other choice, just don't choose Pro Stand

    htbq
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    honestly in this case i would go with the stand. i dont want that much shrek.

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    Anthony Kiong
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mum, we still missing the pro stand!.

    Tacitus86
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    6 years ago

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    The f**k is EidMubarak?

    Sail
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a thing you say during muslims holidays, it's the muslim version of happy holiday

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    Ben Lavalleur
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am I the only one that doesn't like this meme because the order is wrong?

    Susan Mesick
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the point of the meme is that Apple fans are idiots who will pay exorbitant amounts for stupid stuff you can buy for a fraction of the cost because it doesn't have an apple logo

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    Molly Block
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does that apple stand look like it can't even hold up the weight of a small bunch of bananas before breaking a bracket?

    M O'Connell
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If Apples previous design language is any cue, it is a massive chunk of extruded aluminum, and probably quite sturdy. Albeit severely over priced.

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    Smerv
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone else getting trypophobic vibes

    Trash Panda
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wouldn't that require irregular clusters of holes? This is a pretty organized pattern

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    Ryan
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It will go well with your 'mac'.

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    Andrea Delden
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, are you selling this to the US military?

    Judah Hossain
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Introducing: The Masterful Expert Pro stand. Starting at $99,999 And one more thing: The Masterful Adept Expert Pro Stand, $999,999.

    Judah Hossain
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Grand Masterful Adept Expert Pro Stand, $9,999,999. DISCLAIMER: May not connect to table, display, or gravity.

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    Da Goodbois
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Expert pro stand: doesn't actually stand up

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    Judah Hossain
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Grand Masterful Adept Expert Pro Stand with USB Hub, $99,999,999. All your problems have been solved.

    enjoyinglife
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looking at this I bet they pay some poor factory worker in Taiwan a dollar (if that much) and material cost $2.00. Stupid people will buy this POS just for the name and bragging rights.

    Jace
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I cannot STAND Windows and Linux, but I’d rather use Windows 10 than any strain of Linux. I’m pissed at Apple for their increasingly insane product issues (bugs and pricing), but I’m permanently done with Windows for anything other than gaming. A lifetime of being a computer tech has proven to me that computers suck. Apple’s used to be superior but now are only less sucky.

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    M O'Connell
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like those dell monitors with the built-in USB hubs. We need more of those and less $1000 nonsense.

    Judah Hossain
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Grand Masterful Adept Expert Pro Stand with USB Hub, $99,999,999. All your problems have been solved.

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    Nico Viola
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wait, you can just make melted cheese. electronics become hot so just take ur block of cheese and start shredding