Tech fans can get pretty passionate about their favorite brands; much like a favorite sports team, people tend to choose a side and stick to it. If we were talking in sporting terms, Apple would be one of the elite. Apple is like the Real Madrid or Dallas Cowboys of tech, their fans worship them, but everyone else kind of hates them, maybe a little jealous of their success and showy, expensive stars.
There's always a lot of fanfare about the latest Apple releases; they were the ones that first made a real 'event' out of their new products. Predictably, this brings out the haters too, eager and ready to mock the latest piece of overpriced and overhyped tech. The latest Apple memes center around the new Mac Pro, which people are poking fun at for its resemblance to a cheese grater.
The Mac Pro starts at a hefty $5999 and is best enjoyed with a new Pro Display XDR, that starts at $4999 and comes without a monitor stand. Which you will need. How much can a stand be, I hear you ask? That'll be $999, please. So $12K all up, and it will all be available to order in the fall. For serious users only, we assume! What do you think? Scroll down to see some of the best memes and best captions below, and let us know what you think in the comments!
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Apple's fan is very much like a wife happily stuck with a violent husband, who beats her every single day and still endorses him. It may be true about Apple's superior 10, 20 years ago but no more in 2019. All the things Apple can do, Android and Windows can, sometimes better. Apple today is living in its past shadow. Apple ripped its fan off, and they are happily gettting robbed.
I checked the ebays... I can get a PALLET, a PALLET QUANTITY of TWENTY brand new monitors for $399, and make my office look like some sort of evil control-room it I wanted to. How can anybody fall for the cost of this BS?
PS: They come with stands. https://ebay.us/lo8GsG
Load More Replies...Look how dumb they are... being ripped and still they support and encourage us and to do so... and still feeling so proud of it.
Apple knows what they're doing and they're doing it brilliantly. I am sure they will have no problem selling the thing. Hell, they should've priced it at $1.999. There'll always be people, (who are able to vote, mind you) who will give that amount for a stand.
Bored Panda spoke to Siddhant, the man behind the popular fan site Apple Lovers, to get some insight about the enthusiasm that the company arouses among many of its faithful customers. His love for Apple came from his admiration for its founder. " I am a big fan of Steve Jobs," he told us. "His great sense of design and attention to detail are visible in all Apple products. He was a perfectionist and this perfection is reflected in all the products."
"Steve said that Apple not only focuses on designs from the exterior but from the interior too. If you open an Apple product everything is perfectly laid next to each other. The first product that I used was an iPod Nano(in 2005). I was blown away by the fact that you could carry 1000 songs in your pocket. I instantaneously fell in love with Apple."
"The really cool thing about Apple is how seamlessly they make hardware and software work with each other which is why their products have great performance. No other company has been able to do this. The ecosystem that apple has is incredible. All the products work flawlessly with each other, for example you can take a call on your Mac if your iPhone is not nearby."
If you convert USD to INR then the Mac Pro Screen + Stand cost you roughly '420',000 INR. I think its meant for 'Con'ference calling.
Siddhant says that he enjoys the showmanship that the company brings, and looks forward to each new release announcement. "I regularly watch all the Apple events," he said. "The next product that I am looking forward is the Apple Watch, not the iPhone. I think iPhone has reached its pinnacle. There's hardly anything that is left to innovate."
"On the other hand the Apple Watch has a lot of potential. It can be a game changer for the healthcare industry. With Series 4 you can take an ECG from your wrist. This was the first off the shelf device in the market which was FDA approved. I think there are tons of things which can be done to make Apple Watch even better. One of the things I am looking forward to is the inclusion of Blood Sugar tracking which would be incredible for all the patients that have diabetes. I think it is a couple of years away but this would be awesome."
Siddhant believes that the quality is unparalleled and customers do get value for money". Siddhant is a fool and Apple uses child labour.
Unless the larger keyboard has a Bluetooth connected to the little laptop on the book pile... it will be slightly difficult to type on the laptops keyboard...
This stand was way more than 1k. Those books are like 300 bucks each.
While he understands the fuss over the ever higher price of many Apple products, Siddhant believes that the quality is unparalleled and customers do get value for money. "When you want to make a great product which is high quality and adheres to all the industry standards, you would choose to include all high quality components; be it the latest intel processor, high speed RAM, SSD and high end GPUs. These things are bound to make your price high," he said.
"In addition to this you get simplicity - Apple products don’t come with a lot of instruction manuals. They just work right out of the box. Lastly, you get excellent customer support; I personally have had great experiences. I think the price is right when you factor all these in. For Pro customers this is a great product which can give new ways to express their creativity. I personally would buy it if I had the cash!"
Siddhant's view offers a different perspective on the Mac Pro grater/pricing controversy, but what do Apple themselves have to say? In a statement released alongside the announcement of the new computer they laid some of the new features that customers can expect for their $12K.
"Designed for maximum performance, expansion and configurability, the all-new Mac Pro features workstation-class Xeon processors up to 28 cores, a high-performance memory system with a massive 1.5TB capacity, eight PCIe expansion slots and a graphics architecture featuring the world’s most powerful graphics card," Apple writes. "It also introduces Apple Afterburner, a game-changing accelerator card that enables playback of three streams of 8K ProRes RAW video simultaneously."
"Pro Display XDR features a massive 32-inch Retina 6K display with gorgeous P3 wide and 10-bit color, an extreme 1,600 nits of peak brightness, an incredible 1,000,000:1 contrast ratio and a superwide viewing angle, all at a breakthrough price point. Together, the new Mac Pro and Pro Display XDR are the most powerful tools Apple has ever put in the hands of pro customers and will change pro workflows forever."
“We designed Mac Pro for users who require a modular system with extreme performance, expansion and configurability. With its powerful Xeon processors, massive memory capacity, groundbreaking GPU architecture, PCIe expansion, Afterburner accelerator card and jaw-dropping design, the new Mac Pro is a monster that will enable pros to do their life’s best work,” said Phil Schiller, Apple’s senior vice president of Worldwide Marketing.
“Pro Display XDR is the world’s best pro display and the perfect companion to the all-new Mac Pro. With Retina 6K resolution, gorgeous color, extreme brightness and contrast ratio, and a highly functional design, Pro Display XDR delivers the most comprehensive set of features ever offered on any display at this price point.”
Please be advised that the Apple mug will only work correctly when used in conjunction with Apple brand water, icoffee or our upcoming line of trademark tea.
Load More Replies...as per terms & conditions - only an iSpoon, which is made of silver and embedded with jewels must be used to stir
I really think that stand price was a mistake but no one wanted to admit it.
especially when some worst beliervers were already screaming 'shut up and take my money'
Load More Replies...You have to buy a new one every year as the tea/coffee becomes incompatible
iWater 1.0 is available in 2 temperatures - Cold and Room Temperature. iWater 1.0H will be released next Spring!
This is a task for Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E., the cancelled show with Joey Tribbiani.
Mac Machiavelli and Computerized Humanoid Electronically Enhanced Secret Enforcer
Load More Replies...Hahahaha I thought the first picture was a fake with a cheese grater when I saw it... Then I get to this... OMG..... Dying... (No, I havent seen the new mac :-()
"With edge-to-edge glass and narrow, 9-millimeter borders in a stunning, aluminum enclosure, Pro Display XDR features a highly functional and flexible design. The Pro Stand has an intricately engineered arm that perfectly counterbalances the display so it feels virtually weightless, allowing users to easily place it into position."
"The Pro Stand provides both tilt and height adjustment, and also allows Pro Display XDR to rotate into portrait mode, perfect for tasks like retouching photos, designing a web page or writing code. Easily removable, the Pro Stand quickly attaches and detaches so it is easy to take on location. For pros with unique mounting requirements, a VESA mount adapter is interchangeable with the Pro Stand. With a single Thunderbolt 3 cable, Pro Display XDR connects seamlessly to the Mac product line, including the new Mac Pro, which supports up to six displays for a breathtaking 120 million pixels."
So yeah, it is admittedly a pretty special stand. But what is the world coming to when people are spending $999 on a stand for a screen? Scroll down below to see the rest of the memes for yourself and tell us what you think. Are you an Apple fan? Is this going too far now and pricing ordinary people out of the market completely? Or is this ideal kit for creatives who need serious processing power to do their jobs? Let us know your thoughts in the comments!
I prefer the bundle on the left. Not only does it have things that I like, but it comes with not one, but four games!
Upvotes for all of you. (Link, Tim, Chris). Wotta team!
Load More Replies...If you are wise, you'd get the Pro and XDR to go with the Stand, but you would purchase the left if you had a brain.
Netflix year 999? I pay 9,50 per month. Max would be 12,50 for HD picture. Does it really cost so much in US?
All Apple want is money, they don't give any bothers if your new phone falls on the floor then thermonucleary detonates. They'll just want you to buy a new phone and get the hell out of their face.
Load More Replies...I think it's saying you can get ALL on the left for the same $999. Not just one of them.
Load More Replies...Do what I did. I bought the most bad-a*s, fully optioned and upgraded MacPro from 2007 (which is still pretty good, frankly) and it was only $300.
That's the beauty of Apple products - they age very well. I've had my MacBook Pro for years and am so happy with it (keeping my fingers crossed that I did not just jinx it! :D) Had my iPhone 5S for about 5 years and could not be happier. Yes, they do release a lot of unnecessarily overpriced stuff - but who does not? I say research, pick what's right for you and that investment will be totally worth it.
Load More Replies...Yeah, poor misguided Thanos. He out-Hitlers Hitler and yet something in you does feel for him.
I'm an Apple girl. But I am dumbfounded by HOW they didn't see this coming!!
face of Shrek has finally graced my screen! Haven't seen Shrek in a while o_O
Load More Replies...Wait, that thing is just a stand? It's not a tablet or computer or anything?
I thought it was a mini-ITX (or Micro ATX) PC. I honestly cannot understand why people keep giving money to Apple. Their marketing team should write the handbook for world- class bullshitting.
Load More Replies...Great way to thumb your nose at those bozos. You have to be either an idiot or a fool with lots of money to pay a train for a stupid monitor stand!
I know someone who would buy this. Several in fact. Obviosuly it must be better. There's an Apple on it.
WTF, Apple? It's ugly. The monitor's thickness is ugly. The stand is ugly. It went backwards by two decades, instead of futuristic.
I saw nothing 'new', 'inovative' or 'futiristic' from Apples since Steve Jobs died. Maybe something in first few months when they finished his ideas. But now?
Load More Replies...Just wait. Apple will solve this esthetic miss fortune. There soon be a nice cover on the market. In 50 different shades (😉) and patterns. Only $50 for a cloth tube cover. That’s for free compared!
Air vents appear to be a b***h to clean . . . after cheese. Do I soak it first?
Who pays $33.5 for a trash can ???? I bought one exactly like that for €7.99 here in Ireland.
My co worker & I have always referred to the Mac pros as "cheese graters". Mostly because if you weren't careful the damn thing would grate your fingers off. This one just looks more like one now LOL
For some people, money is always grater, no matter how ugly it is
CHOOSE PUPPERS!!! (But only if you REALLY can take good care of em and love them no matter what. If no, you're better off with the stand.)
Omg thank you so much for saying that!! Many people think they're helping by adopting tons of dogs but in reality, there is no way to properly take care of all of them once you get to a certain age, or if anything changes in your schedule, life, etc.
Load More Replies...idk where you adopt dogs from, but shelter dogs by us is only about 875
Funny, but those 7 puppers will cost you $7K+ a year in food and vet bills unless you work at a vets office. (GF is a vet tech, dogs are expensive. And hungry!)
It depends on the type of dog. Some puppy cost much more, other are free to adopt. But maintain them could be expensive (food, vet, daily care...)
Load More Replies...I seriously want to see any tech channel on youtube actually using it as a cheese grater. :)
That's not a trash can... That's a https://www.google.com/search?q=Apple+Mac+Pro+%28Late+2013%29&rlz=1CAJIKU_enUS1022&ei=srRWY5O9FOOeptQP2MukqAo&ved=0ahUKEwiT3ti1nPn6AhVjj4kEHdglCaUQ4dUDCBA&uact=5&oq=Apple+Mac+Pro+%28Late+2013%29&gs_lcp=Cgdnd3Mtd2l6EANKBAhNGAFKBAhBGABKBAhGGABQAFj2ZWDza2gAcAF4AIABAIgBAJIBAJgBAKABAcABAQ&sclient=gws-wiz&safe=active&ssui=on
Yep, all those fat cats (my apologies to the world's feline population) laughing on their way to the bank.
felines are now officially offended right meow. Apology unaccepted! :P
Load More Replies...oh jeez I thought I saw the Australian prime minister laughing in there. he must of escaped. GET BACK HERE SCOMO
Nope, they actually gasped in disbelief. Watch the video.
Load More Replies...In the olden days the guy would have been covered in tomatoes and eggs.
Ooh I will imagine the poor dude having to announce the price of that stand next time I am nervous before a talk because I didn't prepare properly..
If they can sell a stand for 1000, i can sell my anime throw pillow drawing to some trashy 11 year old boys who play fortnite in their basement all night!
A*s-backwards. THAT APPLE CAN SELL A MONITOR FOR FIVE THOUSAND DOLLARS WITH NO STAND....
Just to put stuff in perspective you can find different sub $1 000 builds like this one on pcpartpicker. https://pcpartpicker.com/guide/ https://pcpartpicker.com/guide/d77Ycf/great-intel-gamingstreaming-build
How could you have had that bad of an experience? PC cases don't even have sharp edges anymore. Pre-built stuff is price-optimized, which often means that there is no upgrade path. If you do it yourself, you can spend your money on the things that matter, and cheap out on what you don't care about.
Load More Replies...Cash please! Then I can buy more useless junk I don't need which are STILL BETTER than the stand.
And don't forget to register all of them on WheresGeorge.com!
Load More Replies...Is Apple really such a status symbol. Time to STOP being lead like lambs to the bank. Time for me to switch to Samsung.
I'm just saying... only one stack is 1k but thanks for the mental note. I put money away every day so yea I know.
-you could actually just put the monitor on the pile of money instead, no?
She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb In the shape of an "L" on her forehead, Well the years start coming, and they don't stop coming, and they don't stop coming, and they don't stop coming, and they don't stop coming, and they don't stop coming.....
Load More Replies...Ok this one cracked me up... pretty much any meme having anything to do with Shrek does
It's a thing you say during muslims holidays, it's the muslim version of happy holiday
Load More Replies...Am I the only one that doesn't like this meme because the order is wrong?
I think the point of the meme is that Apple fans are idiots who will pay exorbitant amounts for stupid stuff you can buy for a fraction of the cost because it doesn't have an apple logo
Load More Replies...Why does that apple stand look like it can't even hold up the weight of a small bunch of bananas before breaking a bracket?
If Apples previous design language is any cue, it is a massive chunk of extruded aluminum, and probably quite sturdy. Albeit severely over priced.
Load More Replies...Wouldn't that require irregular clusters of holes? This is a pretty organized pattern
Load More Replies...Introducing: The Masterful Expert Pro stand. Starting at $99,999 And one more thing: The Masterful Adept Expert Pro Stand, $999,999.
The Grand Masterful Adept Expert Pro Stand, $9,999,999. DISCLAIMER: May not connect to table, display, or gravity.
Load More Replies...Sincerely hope this comment will get more points than the weak meme itself.
Load More Replies...The Grand Masterful Adept Expert Pro Stand with USB Hub, $99,999,999. All your problems have been solved.
Looking at this I bet they pay some poor factory worker in Taiwan a dollar (if that much) and material cost $2.00. Stupid people will buy this POS just for the name and bragging rights.
I cannot STAND Windows and Linux, but I’d rather use Windows 10 than any strain of Linux. I’m pissed at Apple for their increasingly insane product issues (bugs and pricing), but I’m permanently done with Windows for anything other than gaming. A lifetime of being a computer tech has proven to me that computers suck. Apple’s used to be superior but now are only less sucky.
I like those dell monitors with the built-in USB hubs. We need more of those and less $1000 nonsense.
The Grand Masterful Adept Expert Pro Stand with USB Hub, $99,999,999. All your problems have been solved.
wait, you can just make melted cheese. electronics become hot so just take ur block of cheese and start shredding
This is ridiculous! I'm a graphic designer and illustrator and in my field Mac computers used to be a standard. I switched to Windows about 8 years ago and never looked back. More and more designers are doing the same. I have an excellent custom built PC for a fraction of the price of a Mac. There's no good reason to keep buying this overpriced fashion accessory.
Very early on, Mac got a reputation for being great at graphics because it was far beyond Windows. It really didn't take long for Windows to catch up but the reputations lingered on. At this point there is really no good reason to spend so much money on an Apple computer of any type when you can get a Windows PC that's just as powerful for a fraction of the price.
Load More Replies...This is ridiculous the sad part people will stand in lines for hours to get this!
Not people... dumbasses acting like they are the 1% richest while believing they actually made it and aren't just for laughs.
Load More Replies...Just wait for the little thing to connect the monitor to the stand. Starts at 9.999.999.
Well at least it's only $999! If it was $1000 people wouldn't buy it.
Just for everyone’s edification: This is not like people queuing up for overpriced iPhones. This new Mac and display are so overpriced that professionals who’ve been buying Mac Pros for years cannot afford this new model. Apple priced us right out, aiming instead to sell a computer only to the likes of Pixar and Disney studios (or the infuriatingly lucky and wealthy). Mac Pros didn’t used to be THIS out of reach of the average computer artist/musician.
This is the reason why I've always hated apple, they over price their items and sell the necessary items you need for their product separately just so they can take more money from you.
So, Apple gives customers actual freedom to choose between no stand, a VESA adapter or the Apple stand, and you still manage to whine? What do you need more? A thai massage?
Load More Replies...They know that they can do anything because once the costumers get used to a particular interface and operating system, it's not easy to swap, to save and convert all those files, to create new accounts for new digital services etc. So they become dependent, unless they were flexibly using multiple platforms all the time. And Apple's business model helped making this possible in the first place.
I have a mac in the office and a Windows PC at home and switch between them daily. They can do it because consumers are stupid and keep buying their shite. that is all
Load More Replies...They are so generous that they cut 1 cent for every product just to have fewer digits on the price.
Apple's new absurdly-priced monitor stand reminds me of this great cartoon by The Oatmeal: "What it's like to own an Apple product": https://theoatmeal.com/comics/apple
Do you know the production costs of these stands? If no, stay quiet.
Load More Replies...This is ridiculous! I'm a graphic designer and illustrator and in my field Mac computers used to be a standard. I switched to Windows about 8 years ago and never looked back. More and more designers are doing the same. I have an excellent custom built PC for a fraction of the price of a Mac. There's no good reason to keep buying this overpriced fashion accessory.
Very early on, Mac got a reputation for being great at graphics because it was far beyond Windows. It really didn't take long for Windows to catch up but the reputations lingered on. At this point there is really no good reason to spend so much money on an Apple computer of any type when you can get a Windows PC that's just as powerful for a fraction of the price.
Load More Replies...This is ridiculous the sad part people will stand in lines for hours to get this!
Not people... dumbasses acting like they are the 1% richest while believing they actually made it and aren't just for laughs.
Load More Replies...Just wait for the little thing to connect the monitor to the stand. Starts at 9.999.999.
Well at least it's only $999! If it was $1000 people wouldn't buy it.
Just for everyone’s edification: This is not like people queuing up for overpriced iPhones. This new Mac and display are so overpriced that professionals who’ve been buying Mac Pros for years cannot afford this new model. Apple priced us right out, aiming instead to sell a computer only to the likes of Pixar and Disney studios (or the infuriatingly lucky and wealthy). Mac Pros didn’t used to be THIS out of reach of the average computer artist/musician.
This is the reason why I've always hated apple, they over price their items and sell the necessary items you need for their product separately just so they can take more money from you.
So, Apple gives customers actual freedom to choose between no stand, a VESA adapter or the Apple stand, and you still manage to whine? What do you need more? A thai massage?
Load More Replies...They know that they can do anything because once the costumers get used to a particular interface and operating system, it's not easy to swap, to save and convert all those files, to create new accounts for new digital services etc. So they become dependent, unless they were flexibly using multiple platforms all the time. And Apple's business model helped making this possible in the first place.
I have a mac in the office and a Windows PC at home and switch between them daily. They can do it because consumers are stupid and keep buying their shite. that is all
Load More Replies...They are so generous that they cut 1 cent for every product just to have fewer digits on the price.
Apple's new absurdly-priced monitor stand reminds me of this great cartoon by The Oatmeal: "What it's like to own an Apple product": https://theoatmeal.com/comics/apple
Do you know the production costs of these stands? If no, stay quiet.
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