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Picture this: a massive nation filled with endless opportunities and freedom of speech where anything you can dream of is achievable. It’s the best country in the world! As long as you make hundreds of thousands of dollars a year, you aren’t a minority, you manage to avoid gun violence, and you never have to go to the hospital, you’re going to live a wonderful life there!

Global opinion on the United States might be split, but there’s one thing we can all agree on: we enjoy poking fun at the country. So whether you live in the land of liberty and bleed red, white and blue or you’re a curious spectator from another country, enjoy this list we’ve gathered of some of the best down-home ‘Merica memes on the internet from the American Memes Facebook page. Then if you’re interested in even more content about the good old USA, we’ve got the perfect Bored Panda piece for you to read next right here.

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Marek Yanchurak
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The sad part (well, all the parts are sad, honestly) is that easy access to preventative care significantly saves money over all. But, yay for free market capitalism make our healthcare sooo efficient...

Sue User
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I am battling doctors/ insurance right now. Shortly before changing insurance ( moved for a new job) i had a mammogram. The mail finally caught up with me and it was positive. I am trying to get MRI scheduled but they want me to start over. I asked " if it is cancer, isn't it better to start treating ASAP" ?

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Pjerrot
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I allways say that I’m Happy to pay 50% in Taxes here in Denmark Cause then I don’t have to worry if My Kid get sick,need a doctor or for how long he or I have to stay in the Hospital…. Roads are paid,Schools,Gymnasiums & Universitets are Free …

Randy Keyers
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Also, our risk of getting shot is a lot less.

Jeffrey Diehl
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Amerika. Land of Gun Care and Health Control.

John Smith
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They do NOT have the portions we have, and they walk around a ton more.

Dan Tom
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't understand why we don't have it. I have yet to meet or see a comment by an American that opposes universal health care. I'm sure my online community is a bubble but does anyone know what the argument or problem people have against it?

Tamra
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I will provide an opposing viewpoint to Jespren. My father in law had a heart attack. They had modest health insurance. The medical costs of that incident were astronomical, even with insurance. As a result, he chose to not go back to the physician, even though his condition deteriorated. He didn't want to leave his wife in crippling debt. I believe he died to save his widow from medical debt, rather than to continue to see the doctor, and maybe live longer. There are thousands of stories like this. I am 100% in favor of universal health care. Other nations have demonstrated that it's a good system. People shouldn't die or become homeless because they can't afford something that should be a human right.

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ADDee
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They also walk instead of riding/driving a car everywhere.

Loki’s Lil Butter Knife
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think that partially is due to urban sprawl and how many cities and suburbs are laid-out in the United States. I'm originally from the United Kingdom and am currently living in the United States for work and family. I truly miss being able to walk to the grocery store or to the gym after a busy day at work. My friends and family back home can't fathom having to drive 45 minutes to a friend's house or 15 minutes to the grocery store. Walking used to be my way to relax after a busy day and now I have to get this energy out via sports or at the gym.

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Nancy Fitts
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So they pay very high taxes , do know :nothing is free !!!! French government is cutting corner in every hospital , shutting down beds , less nurses and doctor . I could tell you an horrible experience I had in France with my mother ……the Covid crisis brought the sad reality of our system . And now in some city , like Bordeaux , you cannot go to the emergency room ! You have to call the fire station /first aid , and they will decide or not if you need to go to the hospital . Wake un to REALITY !

Riley Quinn
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've read several stories of people calling Uber/Lyft instead of an ambulance because they lack health insurance and this method is affordable.

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Whether you love it or hate it, the United States is hard to avoid. Being the third largest nation in the world based on landmass and population, the influence of the US reaches across the globe. Almost everyone knows who the president is at any given time (especially when they’re as outspoken as the last one was…), and millions of people who have never visited the country have an idea of the culture just from media exposure. Home to nearly 45 million immigrants, the US is also a cultural melting pot and a popular destination for international travel. It’s a global powerhouse in terms of the economy too, accounting for about one quarter of the world’s economic output.

And clearly, as the American Memes Facebook page shows, there is a global audience for making fun of the US. With over 550k followers, American Memes has uploaded over 600 photos sharing painfully true jokes about the United States. The topics of the memes cover anything ranging from health care to American sports, and sometimes they even include comparisons to other nations.    

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    #2

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    Nathaniel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Groan! Bad puns always get an upvote.

    Jimichan
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was also a place sacred to the Native Americans that those Presidents helped to wipe out.

    Ela
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It STILL IS a sacred place to Native Americans who remain, and continue to lobby for tribal access to and at least shared control of Tunkasila Sakpe Paha, (Six Grandfathers Mountain) and the land around it.

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    Steffi Rose
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now this is the quality content I carve

    GramDB
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG! But it is a great monument to our past heroes! Un-presidented! I get it!!!

    Cynthia Marrs
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I still see the faces even though they weren't there yet. I guess the images are just permanently impregnated in my brain.

    Wednesday
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Six grandfathers before it was defaced - or enfaced?

    Wednesday
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Six Grandfathers before it was defaced. Or enfaced?

    les
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it sorta looks like chump,

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    troufaki13
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So you think USA is a developed country?? (just kidding!)

    Libstak
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every country is a developed country. The issue is what it has developed into.

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    James016
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BuT i DoN't WaNt My TaXeS tO PaY fOr OtHeR PeOpLeS pRoBlEmS

    Mistiekim
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is what drives me nuts. Our taxes are used for school levies, etc and also medicaid and medicare/other disability programs. We pay for the people in the government to get nice big paychecks and insurance for life. People get so mad about this. So how about pay the taxes and get something that benefits EVERYONE. Including the complainers. It boggles my mind.

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    Mohammad Omar
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jokes on you, we aren't a developed nation.

    Steffi Rose
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, let’s keep making jokes about people suffering. We hate it. Our government is corrupt and holds too much power and is too big to overthrow. It sucks here, but for some reason it’s cool to hate on us.

    Shelley
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel basly for the non-MAGA people in the US. It would be hard on the nerves to live like that.

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    EJN
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I suspect that America is in the process of devolution.

    Valerie Fernandez
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    free to die like an animal without health care. But you know, a lot of counts are land of freedom And healthcare.

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    Richard Black
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some brit dont actuallt think the NHS is "working". They are distressed by months long waitas for operations, and filthy hospitals

    SCP-3998
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yea, Canada has it but it doesnt work 🤣🤣 Went into the hospital with chest pains, FIVE HOURS LATER I got to see a doc. And that was a short wait, because chest pains. Edit; on top of that we have a massive doctor and nurse shortage, so wait times have gotten longer and almost no one has a family doctor.

    Mistiekim
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s an average wait time in an ER here. I went with chest pains and a history of blood clots and had to wait about 4 hours I think. They took my vitals then sent me right back to the waiting room. If we call to get an appointment with our GP, we usually can’t get appointments until a month or so. Maybe longer. Specialists maybe 3 months or more no matter the condition. Well, that is what I experience anyway. The main issue is the money I will now have to pay for all that, especially the ER visit. At least 250$ and maybe more depending on what insurance decides it will cover and what it won’t,

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    Sgraham
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Insurance companies and their share holders have to make money.

    GramDB
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG! Why are we U.S.A. the last country ON THE PLANET … TO DO THE RIGHT THING!

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    Part of the reason making fun of the United States is so easy is because of how much everyone knows about it. It’s a lot easier to make jokes about a loud and proud nation that's influence reaches the entire world than it is to make specific cultural jokes about smaller countries. But despite being an easy target, sometimes it feels like the US is just asking to be made fun of. Don’t get me wrong, I love certain things about it too. The city I grew up in is full of friendly people, and I’ve never had to pay to use a public restroom there. Also have you tried Tex-Mex? It’s incredible. But I can’t help but agree with some of the critiques people from around the world make about the US.

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    Of the many quirks of the US that people like to make fun of, one of the biggest is the culture of individualism. Americans tend to be taught that everyone is responsible for their own success and that they don't need to take care of or worry about anyone else. Contrary to nations like Sweden, where there is a cultural emphasis on equality and a lack of hierarchy, the US encourages individuals to boast and be proud of their accomplishments. Being "the best" is something to be proud of, and standing out is admired.  

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    Sheila Stamey
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, not my generation. I'm one of the gen x evidently that were educated under the Jimmy Carter era in that brief and shining moment of clear thought where the metric system was actually taught alongside the imperial. I would have preferred to have had more time with it, but hey a year is something. At least I get this . Okay. This is comparable to Florida folks wearing coats in 60 degree Fahrenheit, versus my Maine neighbors who moved to SC and would wash their car in shorts anytime the weather was above 40 degrees fahrenheit.

    Kathryn Baylis
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember that. I was in high school. I also remember the old farts having hissy fits about having to get used to it. I think the only thing we still have from that time is two liter soda bottles. Yay for us? (/s)

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    Jojo
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me annoyed because they wrote C° instead of °C two times

    Elijah
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oy I know celius is and I'm 14 years old born in U.S

    Sanchi
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I calculate and I’m 12 living in the us. Well I’m Indian american though.

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    Roadkill The Brave
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah - y'all forget our drug dealers use the metric system, so there are actually a good chunk of people who know and use metric. TBH I went to an 'alternative' high school for like a year and everything I know about the metric system I learned there. One class, with the teacher present, we had a 'theoretical debate on international transportation "loopholes"'. Ironically I've never done drugs, even though I was offered a lot at that school.

    EJN
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's face it. Americans (I'm one) won't listen to anyone when it comes to changing something they are used to. Even though metric is so much simpler!

    Sanchi
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We can calculate though.

    Lilian BARRAUD
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    actually, nobody knows what C° is, but i guess you mean °C

    Cerise Hood
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What show in in the top picture?

    Loki’s Lil Butter Knife
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like the "Legend of Korra", however, I could certainly be wrong.

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    Karl Leaning
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ✅ fruit cake with cheese. ❎ fruit cake with royal icing with cheese

    Nemo
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cake with cheese is a very foreign concept. What is so appealing to it? Do you use certain cakes and cheeses? This is very interesting

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    Riley Quinn
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To paraphrase an earlier comment, Americans acting like they live in a 1st World country.

    Blackstone
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because high quality food is expensive and harder to find than fast food/ processed food. I swear the US is a people factory. They push terrible quality food at us so we can get sick easier and spend more money on healthcare/ medicine. That's why they're mad we are popping out more kids, theyre afraid their bottom line is going to suffer.

    Baali Venomax
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't get this. Who puts cheese with cake? (I'm IN the UK!)

    Chris D'Asta
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a poor artist and musician and I receive free health care in Illinois. I was forced to enroll in insurance at fear of tax penalties. I am thankful that I was treated for broken ribs. I do not over use my priviledge knowing others need the money more.

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    Raven Sheridan
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This eagle's seen some s**t! 😳

    ADDee
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The real pandemic eagle looks cute though.

    Kim Lorton
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the majority of Americans still think things will return to “ NORMAL”. They need to get over it. Things change and this IS the normal.

    Callie Dryer
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well…one emergency can really ruin a lot of people’s as finances so….🤷‍♀️

    Baali Venomax
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did someone bundle him up in their coat? that is so sweet!

    BroknBtBlesd
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't believe how stupid this one is. The whole world was experiencing suffering and death. You should be ashamed.

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    The American culture of individualism didn’t necessarily have to be a bad thing. In theory, it could motivate hard work and encourage everyone to do their best. But in reality, it creates a competitive culture where people tend to have little sympathy for others who are struggling. For example, some Americans look down on homeless people assuming they didn’t work hard enough to end up in their situation, and wealthy individuals aren’t typically concerned about the high health care rates because they have no problem paying their bills. The Pew Research Center even conducted a survey a few years ago to see just how individualistic Americans are. They found that 57% of Americans disagree that success in life is mostly determined by forces outside our control. To compare that to another powerful nation, only 31% of Germans thought the same. 73% of Americans also said that it is “very important to work hard to get ahead in life”.

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    Kathryn Baylis
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    World’s most expensive restaurant that serves the world’s worst food.

    Timothy Leung
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plus an ambulance to take her home in...

    its.just.elayna 🤪
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    mmm nothing is more romantic than the faint smell of hand sanitizer

    Daniele Ribolla
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ok, but with pandemic, that smell was all around!!!

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    Alexander Kozlovsky
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lucky for me she dont care, and even if i did, i would be broke.

    Anne McKinney
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahahahahahahahaha!!!! Best meme all day!

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    Laura Mende (Human)
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lord, would you buy me a Mercedes Benz...

    JayCee
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Carl Benz invented the automobile. Americans often think it was a US invention because mass production can really be credited to Ransom Olds and Henry Ford.

    Zero
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Benz didn't invent it either; he's credited due to a massive and incredibly successful Nazi propaganda operation. He built his over a decade after the first functioning gasoline car but the previous inventor, another German named Siegfried Marcus, was Jewish so was wiped from the history books and had his monuments & plaques destroyed. But then, depending on how you define automobile, it was invented in the 1600s. As in we had fully functional steam-driven cars back in the 1600s. Admittedly those were still more of a curiosity than anything and didn't do much, but we had better versions carrying people and cargo in the 1700s, quite a few different versions in the early 1800s, electric cars in the early/mid 1800s, and even a hydrogen gas automobile in the late early/mid 1800s. Benz does get credit for the first "mass" produced vehicle though.

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    JustAnother Soul
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    America is the reason why we strive for a society that is not built around cars. Why many countries are building their cities that are bicycle friendly and tram and train and public transport and pedestrian friendly. We see how it is there and, well, no thanks. In Europe you can live your whole life without needing to own a car and get around just fine.

    Karen Grace
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's both. Germany invented it. US invented the way for "everyone" to have one with the production line.

    2WheelTravlr
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly. Ford's inexpensive Model T opened up car ownership for nearly everyone. In the UK where cars remained a luxury, most working-class families used public transportation (not an option in most of the US) or owned a motorcycle with a sidecar.

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    Aamna Shah
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is exactly the kind of arrogant and condescending attitude that Americans are disliked for in most parts of the world.

    M O'Connell
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The British (in true style) invented the steam omnibus, which as a self-propelled, road-going, combustion-powered vehicle. I say they get the credit for inventing non horse-powered road transport.

    Abrufal
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is still sorta true....if it wasn't for the assembly line and mass production cars would have never been available to the masses

    Riley Quinn
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The first automobile invented by Nicolas-Joseph Cugnot in 1769 was steam-powered. But Germany's Benz was the first with a production line. Again, Murica wanting to be included with the other 1st world countries.

    Lynn Morello
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Australia used to produce Holden's, My cousin worked at General Motors Holden for a few years back at Pagewood.

    JP Purves
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    True, but thank Henry Ford for making affordable cars.

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    Lucas
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, I've been bitten by some evil wee beastie on my hand and had a nasty localised allergic reaction and not gone to the doctors. Saw a pharmacist who gave me some over the counter meds and that did the job. A lot of things don't require a doctor, if unsure a pharmacist can be a good place to check.

    rumade
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah if he couldn't identify the spider and was still alive 2hrs after the bite, they probably would have just given him OTC antihistamines anyway

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    cogadh
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    American here. If it ain't bleeding, broke or burnt, it ain't worth the doctor bill. Pop a Tylenol, go to bed and hope it looks/feels/smells better in the morning.

    Alicia M
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My friend was bitten by a brown recluse and didn't go to the doctor until she was afraid she'd lose her arm, all because of our wonderful healthcare system. Smdh

    BroknBtBlesd
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What can I say, Americans are tough.

    Remi
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd do what Spidey did too. Maybe put some cream that helps on mosquito bites on it. It's not worrying if the swelling doesn't spread, no need to waste time at the doctor's even when it's free

    Riley Quinn
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Typical American reaction to an ambiguous medical issue is wait 'n see. That's why no one in the audience thought this was an odd reaction.

    Alexander Kozlovsky
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    basically everyday life in summer. for dogs and humans, they get stuck by a horsefly and they wake up in the morning yelling: OH MY GOD JOHN!!! IT'S THE SIZE OF THE CAT!"

    backatya
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah he can't afford medical care

    DetongLhamo
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband was bitten by the 2nd most venomous snake in the world and was taken to hospital in an ambulance for an overnight stay in ICU. Cost? NOTHING.

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    Another interesting quirk about the US is how religious the nation is. Among the rest of the world, richer nations tend to be less religious, with fewer than 25% of the population saying religion plays a very important role in their lives in countries like Australia, Canada, Germany, France, Japan and Great Britain. However, in the United States, 54% of Americans consider religion to be very important. 53% of the US also said that “belief in God is a prerequisite for being moral and having good values”, compared to only 23% in Australia and 15% in France.

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    Americans also contradict the global trend on wealth of a nation compared to people’s positivity. The Pew Research Center explained that when interviewing participants for this survey, they asked everyone at the beginning how their day was going. They found that the participants most likely to say they were having a good day came from poorer nations like Nigeria, Colombia, Nicaragua and Kenya. Whereas less than 28% of participants from Germany, Spain, France and the UK had the same response. Meanwhile, 41% of Americans reported having a good day. Something about that individualistic culture really puts a smile on their faces I guess.  

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    Purple3262
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Any high profile sports coach should be at least fit enough to partake in some aspects of training. First set of photos are not a good look (or example) for any sport.

    Brivid
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not an American football follower, but I do know that the Pittsburgh Steelers' head coach Mike Tomlin is a fit and attractive man. Or at least he was.

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    LagoonaBlueColleen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    XD I'm using that term now "Hand egg"

    Matthew Coughlin
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's funny because most football coaches weren't football players and most soccer coaches where soccer players.

    NoDak Pirate
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You forget that "hand egg" uses fat athletes on the offensive and defensive lines. Some become coaches.

    Anna Banana
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know anything about American football, but those guys in the pictures are well past "fat" territory! I imagine the people your'e talking about have some muscles and don't look like they would collapse after running 20 metres.

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    Riley Quinn
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Morbid obesity accepted on an athletic field. That pretty much sums up the US.

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    JinxBox
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah you know you've been a jerk when you can't freely walk among your people 😉

    Tamra
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or you're president of a nation where everyone has a f*****g gun.

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    Kristal
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Has any of the past presidents in Portugal been assasinated? I think presidential assassination in the US is why the whole motorcade.

    Marta Loureiro
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, but we have had a regicide that ended the monarchy in 1910. It was a shooting like JFK but 50 years earlier. Guns are heavily controlled these days and also there is the secret services to ensure security. Europe is safer and more laid back in general.

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    Benita Valdez
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah I've never understood this. And then I saw pictures of some presidents/leaders in other countries like Russia and North Korea and it clicked. If the president need protection from their people then there's something really wrong.

    Josh Stevenson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It has to do mainly with protection from everyone. When you're the most powerful person on the planet, there's always some a*s who wants to kill you. And comparing us to countries where the leader takes power, holds into it for life and kills everyone that opposes them is wrong on so many levels. The need to protect our presidents to the level we do arises from the time period when Russia was trying to put nukes in Cuba and we were in the space race, also with Russia. These were very divisive subjects and there will always be some crazy that wants the world to end and they think killing president will jump start it.

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    Iifa A.
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In USA president has stupid amount of power therefore he must be protected. In most of developed countries with democratic elections the president is a symbolic position and doesn't have a lot of power. Like if you kill Finnish or Estonian or portugese president you won't get anything, as there is another 100 people who you need to kill before you might become a controlling figure. Even England queen doesn't have power such as USA gives to their four year presidents....

    Dill
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Queen doesn't have any power. She's a figurehead. The head of state, not government.

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    OWEN CASH
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funny how you don't need to be protected from the people when you actually do things that benefit the people.

    Kathryn Baylis
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We’ve had Presidents who didn’t always use the bulletproof car. Jimmy and Rosalynn Carter famously walked to the White House after his Inauguration in 1977. Truman and his family had to move across the street to the Blair House while massive, long overdue renovations were being done to the White House (floors were sagging almost to the point of collapse, amongst other structural issues), so would walk to the WH every day to go to work. Of course, in the pre-automobile days, Presidents would take walks a lot. Grant would walk to the Willard Hotel to sit in the lobby and have a drink and a smoke. People would approach him to ask for his support of their causes, hence the invention of the lobbyist. Lincoln would take solitary horseback rides around DC, and would also nip out in the morning to buy the newspaper. It just depends on a lot of different factors, like the President’s personality, if there have been threats, or they want to show they refuse to live in fear.

    Su Boddie
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I held my breath for 8 years. When President Obama finished his two terms alive, I was finally able to exhale. THAT is what it's like living in the U.S.A.

    Lars Devald
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And meanwhile in Copenhagen, Denmark, the crow prince takes a bike ride with his kids in a cargo bike, https://www.seoghoer.dk/kongelige/kronprins-frederik-med-sonnerne-i-ladcykel-hvor-er-hjelmene

    Alicia Kessinger Bader
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ever since Lincoln, we've been providing our POTUS' with protection. After Kennedy, it became VERY crowded. Then Reagan ... & it became a circus.

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are the gun laws in Portugal as excessively lenient as they are in the US? How many Portugal leaders have been shot? This is apples vs. oranges. Until the US changes their barbaric gun laws, nothing will change.

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    Mohammad Ammar
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because they love sticking their noses where they don't belong.

    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As an American, it really has nothing to do with interfering in other countries' business and everything to do with capitalism. Wars are profitable. It's disgusting, but true.

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    Ellen Ranks
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uhm.. maybe because these are some of the biggest and most influential countries?

    Max Hogan
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The big 3. And it's usually someone else starting the s**t. The big 3 just end up in it.

    BroknBtBlesd
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh wait, isn't that Britain standing behind us.

    Randolph Croft
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because globalized industries need military intervention. See 'Banana Wars.' https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Banana_Wars

    Lynn Morello
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What about England. They started this lot. Yes I AM British.,

    CrazyCatLady
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same! Britain messed up sooo much with brexit!!! It’s really falling apart over there isn’t it?

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    Nathan Pogorzala
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because NATO sends us to respond....and we stick our noses where they don't belong like the guy said.

    humdrum
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is it that until you three get involved, nobody pays any attention?

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    Something else the rest of the world loves to mock the US for is their health care system. Contrary to most other developed nations, the US does not have universal health care coverage or any uniform health system, and the rates for treatment tend to be much higher than in other comparable countries. In 2019, for example, the average American spent about $11,000 on health care, whereas the average Canadian spent only $5,418 and the average Brit spent $4,653. Dealing with complicated insurance policies varying widely between companies is another issue Americans have to face, but these high costs and hassles don’t even seem to be worth it. The US spends more money on healthcare than any other developed nation, but its health outcomes are not any better. For example, the US is on the lower end of life expectancy and safety during childbirth and the higher end of infant mortality rates and heart attack mortality compared to other wealthy nations. Why the system is this way is beyond me, but it certainly makes for good meme content.

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    #13

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    Hydro Keychain
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "We never actually saw the Superb Owl but we had a good time."

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    Karen Grace
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have 0 interest no matter where it is.

    Q B F T
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The halftime show sometimes makes the news tho

    Jimichan
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And all the World Champions of American only sports.

    Diane Herman
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's how America feels about the World Cup.

    Alicia M
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I live in the US and have 0% iinterest in the Superbowl.

    Rachel Smith
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a pretty large population of us citizens who don't care about the superbowl either. Honestly I don't care about any sports ball

    Sheila Stamey
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same here to me. Never understood the appeal of watching millionaires that are so far removed from the target audience in everything, okay ?

    Richard Black
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They just had a weeklong platinum jubliee for their 96 year old empress dowager. 100% interest in that . .

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    NoDak Pirate
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's about how much I spent on my student loans!

    Kathryn Baylis
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep, that damn interest does pile up, doesn’t it?

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    Loki’s Lil Butter Knife
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The cost of getting an University education is apalling in the United States. Even Community Colleges are raising tuition prices. So many you people have family take out student loans without understanding the interest rates. After they graduate, so many young people and even adults are strapped with the burden of student loans. You can be making decent money and yet most of it goes to paying loans that family may have taken out for you. It leads to financial hardship and so much pain and mental anguish in the United States. I tell me friends in the United States to go abroad for University as it is so much for affordable and you get to see an entirely new country and learn about different cultures.

    Anna Banana
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is honestly heartbreaking to read! Sounds like a system designed to keep people desperate for work, creating an almost insecapable loop. I get frustrated just reading about this, and I don't even have to live it.

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    EJN
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Notice that few people are talking about Iraq and Afghanistan now that we are focused on Russia invading another country...

    Randolph Croft
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, but that $2B in Afghanistan went to pay for all the arms dealers, military contractors, heavy industry, etc etc. It's 'an investment.' Paying off student debt gains the MIC nothing. It's not like they value college degrees.

    Rodrigo Agostinho
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    iif people dont have deabt they can spend more in small bussinesses and services, so i wouldnt say it doesnt go anywere

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    Bradley Curthoys
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm laughing and crying at the same time 😂😭

    jimmy pop
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not so sure about the getting nothing done part. Politically wise, sure, but I'm awfully certain some big corporations sucked a lot of profit out of the country and conflict. And isn't that the main driver of US politics?

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    America's problem started long ago when, as a nascent country, it decided to run with the big boys instead of chilling and scoping things out first to get a better grasp on world politics.

    BroknBtBlesd
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, now I'll have to go along with this one. Then again wasn't that Britain standing right along with us in Afghanistan?

    Rodrigo Agostinho
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    buying forest camo for afganistan is as stupid as packing winter clothes to go to nigeria in summer. afganistan was just a us military money sink

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    Nathaniel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How is it right you can get married, own guns, join the army, drive, vote all before you are allowed to have an alcoholic drink?

    Detroit Citizen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or a 17 year old American already a raging alcoholic, oh wait was that just me. Dont worry fellow pandas, I got my act together.

    Alex Ernst
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually agree with this US quirk. Based on what we know about brain development, I don't think people should drink hard alchohol until they're 25.

    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Americans don't "just start drinking" at 21...lol.

    Tamara
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, the Netherlands desided no alcohol under 18 years. I heard we are also considering no Mac Donalds under 18

    Max Hogan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should have to be 18 to do everything, drink, drive, vote, serve in military and serve in a marriage.

    BroknBtBlesd
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well yeah! Who wants a drunk groom or bride, an armed drunk or a drunk army private driving to the polling place to cast his/her ballot. Instead let's get drunk and trash people on the way to the football stadium.

    crazydogmama
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You actually believe we waited until 21?

    Scotira
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Last time I was in the US I've been told, not all the States in the US have the "no drinking under 21" law. But that might have changed though 🤔 it's already been 20 years since my last visit...

    Awsomemom52
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have you seen European teenagers lately... and most importantly, compared them to Americans in terms of average height? Just saying . German teenagers are tall. 6 feet is the average height, but many are way taller. My two sons for example are 6 feet and 6,1 feet tall... and they're both in their 20s. The Teenagers now are even taller than that.

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    Another aspect of American culture is the idea that “bigger is better”. This comes into play with elaborate displays of wealth like purchasing fancy cars and multi-million dollar mansions. But it also affects the way some Americans eat. According to Health Day, the standard American diet has increased by over 300 calories a day over the past 25 years. The US ranks twelfth in the world for obesity rates at the moment, with about 40% of the population being considered obese. There are many contributing factors to these rates including calorically-dense processed foods being less expensive than healthy foods, large portions of food, a culture that revolves around sitting in cars, and an overall lack of physical activity. And while the US isn’t the only nation in the world struggling with rising obesity rates, it certainly has become known for this issue.     

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    #16

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    Raven Sheridan
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those Germans don't mess about.

    Maurettis
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those brick houses don't mess around. You can find them anywhere in Europe

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    Janine B.
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And don't forget the Raufasertapete!

    RedRoses99
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What in the entire world of salamanders is a Raufasertapete

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    Aaricia
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This in most of Europe, not just Germany. In the Netherlands it is concrete with wooden skeleton (older and/or cheap houses) or bricks with concrete skeletons (newer and/or more expensive houses)

    Vorknkx
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As we sometimes say in my country - "American houses are made of paper."

    MimSorensson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha ha ha! Same here in Sweden! You can kill yourself on a wall here, easy!

    Jai Stewart
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm UK, my walls are like Germany's.

    Rodrigo Agostinho
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    literally every european house. and in the us its probably more expensive to have a small wood house than a brick house in heurope. and bether no termites

    praveen shahi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just wanted to ask Are the walls of us really that fragile. Like here in india they are like quite strong and i thought that would be the way all around the world but damn us

    Nicola Dimigen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's because they are made out of stone, not drywall.

    Sam J
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Things aren't built to last anymore. Not in the US and not in Canada either.

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    georgios pahatouridis
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What arr you talking about? Ukraine received much more “help” (humanitarian and arms) than ANY other country in the past.

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    Frank Miller
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How is this an American meme? We've put more into Ukraine than all other countries combined.

    Superninjatiger
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dont wanna be that person, but when it comes to the countries who's helping Ukraine the US has alot more in military aid than pretty much all the other countries combined. Not saying that what US are doing isn't enough, more giving you a perspective, if other countries had the same they would probably put in the same amount.

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    Raccoon Queen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They don’t want to start an all out war.

    Sammie 19
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    https://memory-beta.fandom.com/wiki/World_War_III Ww3 apparently starts in 4 years 😭

    Elijah
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How does relate to the U.S we are the ones who's sending the most support to Ukraine

    Elijah
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Europe isn't sending the support that Ukraine wanted months ago until recently they finally gave them the support they needed

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    BroknBtBlesd
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    3 years ago

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    Oooh, and the rest of NATO?

    Seb Benson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You might want to look up what NATO actually is, how it works... and who the members actually are.

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    Geralt of Rivia
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    3 years ago

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    Ironic that Europe failed to get its sh*t together and America is the one providing real support.

    Wilf
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eh? There are 31 countries that have donated military equipment to Ukraine, the majority European nations. Even Germany, a nation that has specific laws against supplying other nations with weapons has now started giving heavy artillery and tanks- something it has NEVER done before and required new laws to be passed (and long-proposed laws for tightening weapons export controls to be dropped) by their parliament. And that's before you even start to consider the humanitarian help offered by Europe- there are 7 million refugees in Europe- and the EU immediately extended their right to move freely within the bloc, as well as giving them permission to work and access to health care, education and housing on equal terms to EU citizens.

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    Nathaniel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Screech!" The American Eagle flying over head carrying a flag.

    Kathryn Baylis
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read somewhere that screech you always hear in movies whenever there’s a Bald Eagle flying over is actually not a Bald Eagle, but a Hawk. There’s a pair of Baldies who have a nest in the woods behind our house. I have seen their mating “dance”, where the come together in the air, fly up high, do that nosedive clinging to each other, then swoop up before hitting the ground. That is a beautiful thing to see. However, I have never hear them screech like in the movies, but I have heard their babies in that nest—-and they are LOUD! Not screeching loud, but squawking LOUD! It’s a sound that really grates on the nerves too, if Mr or Mrs Baldy don’t get to them fast enough.

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    NoDak Pirate
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whoa whoa whoa!! Slow your roll! It's not America! If it was America there would be a Rebel flag, a drive by shooting, a creeper van and that guy on the bench would be wearing a anti-vaxx shirt and no mask!

    YinzerGhost
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah, both people in this shot are wearing masks. Remove them and it's more American.

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, the "Most American Picture" would have the portly man struggling to climb into a large SUV, not waiting for a bus.

    Pjerrot
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let’s take 1 min of Silence for The True USA💪🏼

    Alicia Kessinger Bader
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This picture is not of the USA. The wording on the bench is not English or American!

    Eoin Chak
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    According to another comment it was taken in Minneapolis ... isn't that the US?

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    Frank Miller
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That picture wasn't taken in America.

    Eoin Chak
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    According to another comment it was taken in Minneapolis ... isn't that the US?

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    Jelena Putinja
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    only missing is homeless man with sign - " veteran - need money for meds"

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    And how could we discuss the United States without mentioning the elephant in the room: guns. While the topic of guns is extremely controversial and sensitive, it is worth mentioning because the gun ownership rates in the US are certainly unique to the country. For every 100 residents in America, there are over 120 guns. Yemen, the nation with the second highest gun ownership rates, doesn’t even come close, with only 52 firearms per 100 people. And after Yemen, no countries have over 40 guns per 100 residents. Sadly, the US also has to deal with the issues of mass shootings and school shootings more than any other nation, due to their lax gun control policies. These tragedies are certainly not a joking matter, but they are an unfortunate, unique facet of American culture.   

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    #19

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    Thomas.Rudd
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spiders must be magnets then!

    Kathryn Baylis
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, she said 6 feet not 8. So any other bug would do (yes, I know arachnids aren’t technically bugs, but ffs, let’s not split hairs here).

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    Benita Valdez
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I only ask for taller than me because I don't want to deal with the obnoxious insecurity when I wear heals. Like seriously guys, why feel so freaking insecure just because I am temporarily taller?

    backatya
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    girls are looking for the big c**k TRAMPS

    Max Hogan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    SORRY, but you can't give the idiot award to America. Granted we have our fair share but don't be shy and don't be liars...all countries have their fair share of morons.

    Baali Venomax
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    stop photoing this poor cat and give them a hug!

    BroknBtBlesd
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's so we can get around faster.

    Jakob Finke
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That one caught me offguard... ffs xD

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    Deborah Harris
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have the same in South Wales, UK , we have the bigger story ... it's just that the English Government forced us to stop talking in our own language to tell it

    Gin
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, that happened in Tudor times, didn't it? Doesn't prevent the telling of a story but it is wrong to stop a language. This was changed in 1967 when it was agreed that Welsh needed to have equal status to English in the courts, both written and spoken. Today the Welsh language is embraced and spoken at home and in the 2011 census, over 562,000 people named Welsh as their main language.

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    Kathryn Baylis
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    India, you need to make more historical films. From the little bit I remember about your past (from World History courses), it’s really quite interesting, and would make for really good movies. Only, don’t be like Hollywood and take too much license with the facts. Be more like filmmakers who go for historical accuracy, and strictly adhere to the facts. Consider it your way of educating people about their own past, and instilling in them great pride in their country. Not to mention that it might be the only way many of them learn about it. That’s your mission, should you decide to take it.

    Stardust she/her
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have made a film about one of the battles of Panipat yet I believe it has more inaccuracy. It’s mostly a love story between a muslim king and a Hindu queen who have to go to war. They are making another movie about the battle of Tarain yet the trailer shows more romance than war and I believe it is historically inaccurate

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    Nicklas Linder
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are wooden buildings in Sweden older than the US.

    Max Hogan
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1. Cinema is making what sells. It really doesn't have squat to do with the depth of the 2 histories. 2. The winner writes history. That's just historical fact. 3. There is relevant history to the development of the world and then there is relevant history to the culture. And these don't always coincide. ::::I'm a history buff and my degree is in Social Studies with a concentration in History and I love Native American and Canadian history

    Rodrigo Agostinho
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wait. by indian you mean, indian or native american? because both apply

    Maurettis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    India, China, Europe, Russia, Japan, the whole of Africa from North to South, the Southern America. Basically any country taken singularily has a bigger history than the whole of the USA

    Susan Widomski
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, we get extra pages because we have pictures!

    Yeeters
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *laughs in Central Europian*

    BroknBtBlesd
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We all have a history and it's very dangerous to forget it, less we repeat it.

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    Saara-Elina Kaukiainen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "That's 32C. " All the Nordics: *even more screaming*

    Remi
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    90 degrees would be a perfect sauna temperature tho 😄

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    Kathryn Baylis
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    90 degrees F is still pretty f*****g hot, though, and in NYC it’ll also be humid, so even more unbearable.

    Josh Stevenson
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    3 years ago

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    There is no humidity in the north, like at all. 90 is very comfortable weather. 102 degrees with 100% humidity is pure hell and also a normal summer in the south. I'm from Tennessee Valley FYI.

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    Andi
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    we brits use both C if its cold and F if its hot - that way we get 0 degree freezing and 100 degrees V hot! best of both worlds in everyday life - not difficult ....

    Cassie Mousse
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can have a converter to calculate the different measurements. But travelling in the US you' ll have to have many converters because they count almost anything differently than the rest of the world. Except from time, thankfully. Nope, scratch that; even dates are written differently

    Susan Widomski
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Except for the current weather in Europe +.

    Matt
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    90 is only bad when the humidity is above 70%

    Tracy Wallick
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Finally a joke that doesn't pour salt in the wounds

    BroknBtBlesd
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought you all were multi lingual?

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    The American education system is yet another topic other countries tend to harp on. Americans are notorious for not being able to speak any other languages and for being comically bad at geography (even their own nation’s geography). For example, a 2019 survey testing Americans on geography, foreign policy and world demographics found that less than half of the participants could “identify Afghanistan as the country that provided al-Qaeda with safe haven prior to the terrorist attacks of September 11, 2001, despite America having waged a war in Afghanistan due to this fact for nearly two decades”. And slightly over half of the respondents could locate Iraq on a map, even though 100k American soldiers were stationed there fifteen years ago. Less than 30% said they learned about foreign policy in school, and most of them could only answer about half of the questions correctly. Schools are lacking funding, and it’s becoming increasingly difficult to find passionate and effective teachers because educators are often overworked and underpaid.

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    #22

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    wist_the_goblin (they/he)
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    most of us wore the damn masks, it's the karens who made their presence known and took over ;-; those poor managers and retail workers u--u

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most of us do, because we see the point of public health and doing it not only for ourselves but for others as well. It’s the very loud minority that seem to make the news, and the news doesn’t seem to show them in accurate light. They are absolutely NOT the typical American. They are an aberration caused by poverty, ignorance due to poor education and the undeveloped critical thinking skills that result from it, ego pumped up by the worst people (one of whom is orange), a resurgence of racism, and lax gun control laws. They live in the more rural pockets of the country, where their idea of “rugged individualism” is guns, violence, unregulated militias, poor diet, poor education, and a susceptibility to certain triggers used by certain manipulators trying to indoctrinate and recruit them to be their personal army of oafs. This isn’t a new situation, and we’ve overcome such threats before. It’s just that there are now way too many avenues for proliferation of these ideologies.

    Zero
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're not complaining publicly because they're military and know they'll get their a$$es handed to them if they do.

    Alicia Kessinger Bader
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh please. There is nothing in "AVATAR" that states the soldiers are from the USA, or Central America or South America or Canada. Stop, please. Just stop. Yes, the soldiers speak American/English because that is what the producers/directors wanted!

    backatya
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's because they would immediately die because it's toxic air and not oxygen

    Su Boddie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they didn't complain in 1918

    Keitheljun Parayno
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is real ya know bc most ppl today wear mask

    Baali Venomax
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    its not a fake virus though, its an unbreathable atmosphere. There is a DIFFERENCE!

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    #23

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    Raven Sheridan
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    American elections are a vote between dumber and dumber, these days.

    Abrufal
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More of a who seems less likely to end the world

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    Vorknkx
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Their election system is so crazy that the candidate who got FEWER votes can win the election (this is how Trump got in power too). To me, as a European, this makes no sense.

    Nimues Child
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Electoral College was put in place just after the Revolution in the 1780s and never has been changed. It is a frustrating system for us, too. "Winner takes all" skews the vote completely. Either allot the Electoral votes according to the % of popular vote the candidate got or scrap it completely and go with the popular vote.

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    Alicia M
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A big problem for Biden is having a Senate that makes it practically impossible to get most of his agenda passed. Many former presidents dealt with this too. I'm mentioning Biden bc he's president now. I wish he was willing to be more aggressive.

    mateo pineda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love this, Washington was right when he said political parties would be the death of our country

    JE Cummings
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are things I liked about Trump and things I liked about Biden. Unfortunately for Trump, I liked more things about Biden.

    Cathy Hurd
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What if we held an election and nobody came?

    Alicia Kessinger Bader
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just like with every country where the citizens can vote, the citizens have to pick between the lesser of the two/three/four/etc. evils ... or, depending on what the citizen wants to accomplish, the greater of the evils.

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    PCW10101
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish! So many 'final tours' don't bother coming to Oceania, its so upsetting.

    Karl Leaning
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    omg, they didn't leave NZ off the map

    Tony James
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Band: We wanna go to really interesting places on our tour! A&R: The label (and by extension you) only makes money if receipts from the sale of merch is higher than the cost of putting you and your equipment on a plane. You're going where we tell you (except for those countries where there's still a warrant out for the drummer, where the road manager hasn't cheated on his wife with half the venue bookers, and where the band's name doesn't translate as "Pig sex is great").

    Richard Henderson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least they made it to New Zealand.

    Rachel Ainsworth
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only cause the band wants a holiday after their tour.

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    Angela Philp
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    New Zealand rarely gets the world tours

    Dana Ondráčková
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My fav group added tour to our city Just because germany place Said no. It was sad we got them Just because some other 0lace had problems

    Kelly Kenrick
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A lot of them don’t even come to Canada

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    Even though we all like to make fun of the US, there are certain achievements that the rest of the world can acknowledge. The Pew Research Center conducted a survey in the fall of 2021 to see how 17 other nations perceived the US, and the results weren’t all negative. Most respondents considered American technological achievements, entertainment, military and universities to be above average or the best in the world. American entertainment is particularly embraced by young people around the globe, with over 75% of respondents between the ages of 18-29 considering movies, music and television coming out of the US to be some of the best in the world. The majority of participants also said that they think the US government protects Americans’ personal freedoms and rated President Biden’s international policies positively. 

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    #25

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    Shadow Fire Opal
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is funny but sad at the same time

    Marsha Brown
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't see anything funny about it. It's infuriating, terrifying, and sad as well. But certainly not funny, even to the rest of the world.

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    Kathryn Baylis
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Homer actually makes a valid point—-and I’m not even talking about criminals getting unregistered guns, either. Guns of all sorts can be bought at gun shows and from people in parking lots with their car trunks full of guns and ammo (of unknown origin) to sell. You really think all those guns are registered? Yeah. Right.

    Miles Mawyer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only federal requirement for registration are guns that fall under the NFA (automatic rifles, short-barrel rifles, silencers, etc.). There are a few states that require registration. To be clear, unregistered does not mean untraceable.

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    EJN
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Americans have never left 'revolution' mode since 1776 which accounts for their wanting to have a gun or 10.

    Josh Stevenson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can order every part you need to build a gun and have it sent to your house, every part but the lower receiver, which you have to have sent to a gun shop. You then assemble the gun at home and you have a fully legal, unregistered gun. Not to mention paying only $200-300 for a $1200 AR-15.

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not finding this fact humorous when we've suffered multiple mass-shootings in the past couple of weeks.

    John Fowler
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plot Twist: Most guns in the USA aren't registered. In fact, a national gun registry is specifically prohibited by law.

    David Furr
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those are amateur numbers! We need to pump those numbers up!

    JB
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If we ban guns everyone will turn them in though! Americans always listen to the rules.

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    #26

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    John Lun
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When an American loses argument. "We got freedoooom". Confused looking europeans, yes so have we.

    Monday
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've encountered "at least I can have a gun" too....and it's like "yeah mate so can I, I just have to go for safety training and pass a mental health check first".

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    Fat Harry
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one is ridiculous. No European would ever stoop so low as to lose an argument to an American. Unless it was an argument about who weighs more.

    Vorknkx
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "At least we don't have school shootings."

    Loki’s Lil Butter Knife
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is the world are you getting down-voted--what you said is entirely true? Shootings are now the leading cause of death amongst children and adolescents in the United States.

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    Got Myself 4 Pandas
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AND my kids school aren't being using for shooting practice

    JP Purves
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And people are safe in synagogues, churches, supermarkets and schools.

    Slambamblam
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ppl having to fear there life in places that are supposed to be safe bc our government is stupid isn't funny, imo.

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    Slambamblam
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People act like we want to spend thousands of dollars just to be able to live. Smh.

    Sharon Lewis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Choosing my doctor and specialists after researching them is priceless.

    LaToya Mack
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why doesn’t it include dental? Asking for a friend!!!

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    #27

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    troufaki13
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They didn't understand the assignment

    Tony James
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah we did - tamarinds don't grow in the UK so how else were we going to make HP Sauce?

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    Brian Meyer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    British food gets a bad rap. Have you ever tried Beef Wellington? And their cheeses are the best. Fight me.

    Zero
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    3 years ago

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    Lots of good stuff, but rarely ever seen a properly cooked steak outside of a fancy restaurant.

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    rumade
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We love curry so much that we introduced it to the Japanese and eat many spiced dishes here in the UK. This is like showing a photo of a plain quesadilla and saying Mexican people don't like spice 😂 https://www.tokyoweekender.com/2020/02/why-india-is-not-the-birthplace-of-japanese-curry/#:~:text=Japanese%20curry%20originated%20from%20curry,meal%20in%20the%20Japanese%20navy.

    Eastendbird
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bored Pandas spend half their time slagging off Americans and Brits - maybe they threw this one in just for laughs?

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    Nathaniel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Britisher here. What is that supposed to be, bottom left?

    Lucas
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No idea, though none of it looks like food I would eat. Often think the view of some countries gets stuck in a past decade.

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    Alan Green
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    See this one all the time. At least 3/4 or these do have spices in them.. . .although the the one on the bottom right is all in the bottle of HP.

    Lewis Fisher Wells
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oi you know their all better than yankee food

    SCP-3998
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sorry to have to do this, but...its They're*

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    Grover underwood
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chicken tika masala is British I'm pretty sure. And most curry's are too.

    Rowan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That all looks delicious!

    Mer☕️🧭☕️
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Although I will never, ever understand putting beans in tomato sauce on toast, that doesn't look at all bad...well, except for whatever that green gravy stuff in the bottom left is.

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    Every nation has its pros and cons, but as a country that tends to boast that it's the "best in the world", the United States deserves to be the butt of a few jokes. These memes are all in good fun, and we recognize that the US is a massive country full of a wide variety of individuals. Enjoy the rest of these pics, and don't forget to upvote all of your favorites. Then let us know in the comments what you think the best and worst parts of American culture are, whether you live in the US or you're an observer from the outside!

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    #28

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    Raccoon Queen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The thing with the imperial system, is that I in practice think it makes more sense because I grew up with it. In theory, metric all the way

    Stephanie Barr
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ironically, it's in practice where metric really shines (which is why, even in the US, the medical community and science community use metric almost exclusively).

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    vikki
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does this in some way influence people on doing daily life math?

    Monday
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When cooking or baking from a recipe yes

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    Christos Arvanitis
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a carpenter and wish I worked in a metric world... 1/4, 1/8, 3/8, 3/16, 7/16", etc. It sucks.

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why? Why couldn't we have been taught the metric system. This is soooo unfair!

    Leo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You did for a few years, then you switched back

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    Béla Kun
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And when you learn that kilo in Latin is 1000, and you can easily learn all the prefixes and then you instantly know what ppl talk about without busting out the calculator

    Cassie Mousse
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kilo is derived from the greek χίλιοι (chilioi) which means 1000. The latin equivalent is milli which is also used in the metric system

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    Chris Sprucefield
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never mind the fact that the imperial system units are defined by the metric system...

    Alan Barrington
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As I get older & need measurements more & more I realize that imperial is just plain stupid. But I’m too lazy to change everything.

    Peter Kovak
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's funny is that they do use Metric in the Imperial, because they are used to tenth, hundreds and even thousands of an inch. I don't really get it.

    UpQuarkDownQuark
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s 63 gallons to a hogsheads, and it’ll always be 63 gallons to a hogshead! If we were metric in the good ol’ USofA, we wouldn’t have Mark Twain, we’d have Mark ThreePointSixFiveEightMeters! And let me tell you, if the cubit was good enough Jesus, it’s good enough for America!

    Gary Sansom
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Weirdo Brits, ( me) like our MPH and distance in miles. And yet, I run in kilometres, and use exclusively metric in my healthcare job !

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    #29

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    Nathaniel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Having to pay for an ambulance. Seriously? The USA is backwards with it's health care. Choose between necessary medical help or debt!

    Brandon Marlowe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    USA here. Ambulance will bill you. And God forbid that you need a helicopter. A friend of mine was flown (one way) to a specialty hospital in a city about 100 miles away. He received a bill for the helicopter ride for $84,000.00.

    Caro Caro
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Holt sh!t!. My uncle was holidaying on one ot the Dutch islands (Texel I think) when his heart was about to explode. Helicopter took him to hospital mainland. Billed zero euro's. I hope you guys get free healthcare soon.

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    Dana Ondráčková
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here in Czech you pay for the ambulance only if it was a falls call or fraud or something like that. You dont pay anything even if they only give you a shot of medicine (free) And leave you home. But they take Care a lot. My mom had gallbladder problems, suffering a lot of pain, I called ambulance, they took her in, gave her IV and took her to hospital to check her vitals to be sure it was a gallbladder acting up even tho she knew that was it and she Felt great after IV

    JMC5003
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Must be nice, seriously. And good luck getting anything for pain in the US. My right leg was destroyed and they only gave me something less than a Percocet, nothing in the ambulance. Of course the emergency room also said I'd just sprained my knee - boy, don't I wish that was true!

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    Alicia M
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I drove myself to the hospital once even though I was fairly certain I wouldn't make it. Fortunately, I was wrong.

    gg Gc
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the us decided that gun ownership was a 'right' but healthcare was not. unbelievable ladies and gentlemen

    K
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a snowboarding accident. Guy cut into my back and I needed stitches. Refused to get an ambulance bc my mom taught me to never take the ambulance. Proceed to me bleeding all over my friend’s car seat as we rush down the mountain to a hospital which could have resulted in more injuries. This same hospital could not save one of my best friend’s lives and refused to admit guilt and forcefully made the family pay despite the hospital’s stated negligence…yay America.👎

    Isa Trip
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like when I begged the 24/7 hr nurse to please not call paramedics for me bc of my heart attack symptoms bc I can't afford a $1k ride down 10 mins from my house. NO thank you! I will have someone drive me. Just thinking about the bill of the whole ordeal already gave me a heart attack. Mind you i have medical insurace.. it means s**t! lol #MURIKAHHHH The land of the free to be sick.

    Benita Valdez
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah it's so sad. I was in a restaurant and fainted and hit my head knocking myself unconscious for a few minutes. As I began regaining consciousness I hear my friend and employees talking about calling an ambulance. And I'm like "I'm fine. Don't call an ambulance. I have no insurance. See I can Clearly think straight so don't worry". The staff relented and didn't call and my friend took me home. He wanted to drive me to the er and I just said that unless he's paying the pill not a chance. I definitely had a concussion though

    JMC5003
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Be careful with that. Post concussion syndrome usually takes about 6 months to show symptoms. I'm over 1.5 years post concussion and my brain is still severely swollen; just diagnosed about 6 months ago, finally got in with a neurologist yesterday and starting meds to hopefully reduce the swelling. I'm in the US and terrified about losing my insurance, because the TBI forced me to go part-time, so I can no longer get insurance through my job. I have Medicare, but that has a 20% co-pay, meaning most specialist visits and the medications I need will be totally unaffordable for me.

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    Tahani
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I took an ambulance to the hospital coz I thought I broke my foot. Cost me 30 euros in Belgium...

    Jodagoatisagoat
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Makes sense, cause Fred's leg always breaks and goes to the hospital to see his lover. MY LEG!

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    #30

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    lenka
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bahaha. At least Emus are huge and have giant talons and are scary as f%$k when they are angry.

    Libstak
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well in Australia the emus won so.......go chicken go

    Jay Son
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have a couple near our home. I don't mind then much as they tend to eat the bugs, just sucks to hear them every morning at 4.30 when I don't sleep until midnight or so :/

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, roosters don’t only crow at dawn, like so many movies have made us think. They crow whenever they damn well feel like it. Dawn, noon, midnight, even all f*****g night long if they have the urge. Not very conducive for a human to get a solid night’s uninterrupted sleep. Good idea to keep the henhouse a ways away from the house if you can. Or not to have a rooster at all. Hens will still lay eggs, and if you need a rooster to make more chickens, I’m pretty sure you can pay a stud fee to have one come around and strut in front of the girls to turn them on and, you know, get some action.

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    Marek Yanchurak
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hawaii needs a chicken proof fence!

    lenka
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They should ask China how. #keeptherabbitsout. #aussiesknow

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    Tina Harnish
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah. Google Australian war with Emus.

    BroknBtBlesd
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uh huh, I think chickens out number the emus by about a billion to one.

    Chrmnl P
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can keep your chickens! We have magpies! The magpies have already won here.

    Callie Ge
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry, Australia Wins The Emu Wars. Sorry Australia lost the Emu wars. 😂😂😂😂

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    #31

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    Thomas.Rudd
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uh, oh. You are in trouble. (Also, was it on purpose Switzerland is on the goofy one?)

    Vorknkx
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could be beucase Switzerland was most strict about its neutrality... until recently.

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    Jay Son
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Switzerland says it's not picking a side. It has been blocking the delivery of weapons and armored vehicles that were originally produced in Switzerland because of their perceived neutrality.

    Claudia Schmid
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's true but we've made it to Russia's list of unfriendly countries. It's not much but I'm proud of that 😀

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    Falcon on Dizzy
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yooooo Sweden is supporting ukraine by making their flag the same colors!

    Ranch Dressing
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sweden does pick sides, just very often they are more strictly speaking "non combative"

    MimSorensson
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Correct. We are however experts at manufacturing and rising field hospitals to operative level in under 48 hours, and send only peace keeping groups under the UN flag. That can give an outline of our attitude, maybe…

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    JoyfulZebra
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doesn't that have to do with Russia?

    MimSorensson
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah. We keep out of others business unless it’s absolutely imperative to stick our nose in them. … You know - since the business in question isn’t ours to put our nose in uninvited.

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    #32

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    Sean Merchant
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least SpaceX is actually used by NASA. Unlike Jeff Bezos and his big penis rocket for super rich tourists.

    Andy Frobig
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "That rocket looks like a huge..." "Johnson! Look at this thing, it looks like a giant..." "D**k! Come here and look at this rocket, it looks like a..."

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    Monday
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Technically he's American, he has citizenship. He can also be classified as Canadian interestingly enough.

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    Richard Henderson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Space rockets burn oxygen and hydrogen producing massive amounts of thrust and water vapour.

    wist_the_goblin (they/he)
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I'm going to build a rocket to fly to outer space." "You know I meant lay low on this planet, right?" "Does it matter that the rocket is shaped like a penis?" -Jim Gaffigan, 2021

    Thomas Bentley
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    isnt rocket fuel just hydrogen and oxygen as an accelerant. so all that "smoke" is water

    Josurf
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🚘 weeeeee, 🛰 weeeee x 42000,.....

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Elon Musk IS bad for the environment.

    Baali Venomax
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lets update that. Elon Musk is bad for the environment. There you go.

    Stevie Stevenson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uhhm... That's primally water vapor... You're welcome.

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    JayCee
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They think we all drink bottled water in the US. I mean, maybe when we're out doing things? Like, I don't drink pop, so I will grab a bottle of water if I'm running errands. But typically I bring a bottle with me, and that's tap water in a reusable bottle. And at home, most people drink tap water or filtered tap water.

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    SelkieBlackfysh
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't drink my tap water. You can smell the chlorine in it. So I have to fill up things with water and let it sit for 24 hours to use it on anything with life. Plants, pets, myself. God bless America. 🤮

    Griffin McKinley
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who the hell dumped chlorine in your water and pissed in it, also, chlorine is a chemical, not an organism, letting it sit for 24 hours won't do jackshit

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    Steffi Rose
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t know anyone who doesn’t drink tap water. Maybe people in Flint, MI don’t, but we drink out of the hose in the yard ffs

    JMC5003
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please don't drink out of yard hoses. The water is likely to be infested with geordia, which can make you extremely ill or even kill you. Water stagnates in the hose allowing the geordia to propagate. My husband was hospitalized from drinking water from a hose on a construction site, which had been purposefully drained at the end of each day to try to prevent geordia growth.

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    Tamara
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not a wise choice in every european country

    Remi
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are sites on the net that track where tap water is safe and where it's not. One of the first things I google when traveling

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    Marek Yanchurak
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh yeah? Sometimes I boil the water for my tea in the microwave!

    Zero
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funny as when I was in Germany, people lost their sh*t when I tried to fill a bottle from the tap. I was confused so I had them explain and they basically admitted it's a holdover mentality from long ago that tap water wasn't safe. So they drank bottled/canned liquids - water, soda, beer, whatever. But NO tap water.

    Juliane Maxwell
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But also mostly from actual glass bottles. Single use plastic water bottle use in the US is off the charts and should be out lawed

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    Kathryn Baylis
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We used to here in the US too. I’m 61, and well remember drinking straight from the tap—-and the outside hose in summer, after letting the hot water run out first—-when I was a kid, and never thought twice about it. Where I lived, the water was cool, refreshing, and tasted good. Later I learned that was because the local politicians had funded construction of a new treatment plant. But too many people of a certain political ideology wanted budget money for pet projects and stupid wars, so our infrastructure suffered (as well as all our other necessary projects, plus our social safety net funding), which includes water treatment plants. Some areas (mostly white and affluent) have clean, drinkable tap water with no chlorine smell or taste. Others (not as white or affluent) have tap water with a lot of chlorine in it, and then there’s (poor and mostly black) Flint, MI, where crooked politicians took money from water treatment, cut corners, and the people suffered as a result.

    Nahkaparturi X
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are plenty of places in Europe where they don't recommend drinking tap water. I'm also sure there are plenty of places in the States where drinking it is perfectly fine. Some of these are just poor generalizations

    BoredPip
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, some of my grandparents still drank bottled water till recently, so it's probably not a fits all thing

    Nathan Pogorzala
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our water is fantastic to drink (sans Flint)

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    #34

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    Paul C.
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Australia....hold my beer!

    Chrissie Anit
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why, do Australians have an even stronger form of the "s"?

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    Onion rings like to make your breath smelly
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once did a project about Gauß and when I wrote "ß" instead of "ss" on the sheet my classmates told me it was wrong lmao

    Ram Lastname
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, German words that have umlauts are often or usually written with the umlauts; "Führer” is more common than “Fuehrer” in English-language writing. The eszett is almost never used. [English textbooks say Gauss rather than Gauß.]

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    Alexander Kozlovsky
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    в конце концов! Снек Гитлер восстал из мертвых!

    Ayva Roy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The snakes are so cute imao

    Remi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awwww cutie pies say sss 🐍🐍🐍

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    #35

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    Nathaniel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought this was an American culture thread? Also, you really need to come to England and have some proper English grub.

    Gin
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people be stuck thinking we are still eating post war, rationed food methinks!! Why was Gordon Ramsey going round rescuing US restaurants again?

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    Rachel W B
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha ALL American food tastes like beef and cheese. Throw in some over cooked pasta and pretend parmigiano

    Karin Gibson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    English food can be great. Some restaurants are not great. Just remember that the Indian dish Balti was created in Birmingham UK.

    E Snook
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think people realise that the sauce was added when it was eaten over here because the original dish was considered to need a 'gravy'.

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    Robert T
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    **** off! The Brits refer to American things as being large and tasteless. Usually applied to fruit and vegetables, but can also be applied to people.

    Jar of Pickles
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People always make fun of British cuisine, but let me bring your attention to Dutch. That's a new level of terrible to me!

    Andi
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you mean proper BRITISH food - like curry, chilli, Thai, Itallian, Mongolian, Jamacan, Jewish, German, middle eastern, and all on one street. Actually, we would probably put it all in one sandwich!! Just me then ? ....

    Kathryn Baylis
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    3 years ago

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    Your first sentence gives it away—-food from your ex-colonies no longer counts as British food.

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    Jai Stewart
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have plenty flavour, just not necessarily spicy.

    I just work here
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    2 years ago

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    Frank Kilmore
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apart from chinese food, indian food, pakistani food..we dont have food of our own....we cant cook

    Alejandra Peraza
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    American food is not food, it's only chemical products.

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    #36

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    Raven Sheridan
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha! That's nothing! I live in Western Australia. From our state capital, (Perth) it takes over 15 hours just to drive over the border to our neighbouring state of South Australia!

    Vorknkx
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And you're driving upside-down the whole time... (stupid joke, I know)

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    Alicia Kessinger Bader
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've lived from coast to coast & border to border in the USA. I doubt there is anyplace in my country that it takes 5-hours to reach a grocery store. Perhaps 1.5-hours one way...in the remotest parts. Even Alaskans have local trading centers with groceries.

    Brent Hollett
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Americans don't drive 5 hours to the Grocery Store. But they do drive 30 minutes to go 10 blocks....

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    BoredPip
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, depends, like kind of hard to get your car off the island

    indiecognition
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The nearest grocery store is only 5 hours away in really remote areas or in really horrible traffic.

    Juliette Deroulede
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My friend in Canada is three hours from the nearest Walmart. Meanwhile I, an American, have a Walmart fifteen minutes in every direction. She cannot comprehend this...

    Wednesday
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh yeah. Grocery store .5 miles away, but do we walk? Hell no.

    Wednesday
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To go visit my sister is a 16 hour drive. I also learn recently that the state I live in is larger in area than the entirety of the UK. I found that incredibly weird.

    Tina Harnish
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From eastern Ontario to western B.C. can be done in 5 days. Going east to west.

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    #37

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    Scotira
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't worry, Switzerland is known to have invaded Germany, Austria and Liechtenstein on different occasions during drill. 🤣🤣🤣🙈 very hard to read maps sometimes...

    The Scout
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not that Liechtenstein would have been a challenging target... Not having an army since 1868, they would hardly be able to defend themselves against a swiss invasion. Their only moment of glory was in 1866, when they went to war (kind of) with 80 soldiers - only to come back with 81 afterwards, as they did not have enemy contact, but managed to collect a defector.

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    Nikola Katsarov
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They got lucky. Once French special forces paratroopers landed on someone's field in the middle of the night. They was beaten by local farmers and sent to the hospital. Hopefully we have free healthcare here in Europe :D

    Jonah Dewar
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They storm oil facilities for training?

    Tracy Wallick
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok... I'm in the US military, and this made me ugly-laugh at work

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    #38

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    Danish Dynomummy
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And in danish ... drumroll... fodbold (football)

    Lucas
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cue someone explaining that it all used to be called soccer and why... Yes, yes, we know!! We all moved on and changed it to something that works better because, shock, you use your feet to kick the ball.

    Mary Rogers
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But the US can't change it because we already have another game called football. The biggest difference being that our game results in traumatic brain injury.

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    Jar of Pickles
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Polish, piłka nożna.... (literally tranlates into football)

    Mamoon Mustafa
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even worse, half of the teams in MLS (USA's football league) have 'FC' in their names!

    JinxBox
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hello it's Finland here, we play "jalkapallo"

    Justin Kantner
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    but it's basically translated to football too! :D

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    BoredPip
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ireland soccer used to qualify as there's gaelic football, and in Polish it means the same literally but sounds different, or just soccer

    Andi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    because you have 'Aussie rules football' which is different (and really exciting) game ... Wasn't American football called Gridiron originally? and really it should be called American Rugby .....

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    C. S.
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see Italy was conveniently left out ...

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    Marek Yanchurak
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Americans build buildings with cardboard and glue...?

    Thea Sieling
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, here in New Zealand in a lot of cities houses are built with wood or aluminium frames and Gib (basically a form of hardboard), because of earthquakes. If a big earthquake shakes a brick house it will fall apart, if the same earthquake shakes a house built with gib, it can "bend" to accommodate the shake, meaning the house stays whole. And it's cheaper, at least here in NZ it is.

    Juliette Deroulede
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every time I see this meme, I feel the need to say I am soooo sick of it 😝

    Sabrina Bowen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I live 3miles from "Cement City" a place where all the buildings were made with steel reinforced hand poured concrete. Trust me when I say anyone living there will tell you why it's a bad idea.

    Yeeters
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I live in a city made of bricks, stone, cement and steel. Lemme tell you why living in a wood and drywall house is a bad idea: it is very susceptible to mold and wetness, you can literally punch through the wall (or shoot through it, search the case of Emma Walker) and the moment a gust of wind is too strong the house will crumble. A lot of buildings in my country are older than 200 years old and are still standing, people still easily living in them.

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    Aran Lindvail
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have cups in half a dozen different sizes in my kitchen. They are a ridiculous unit.

    Nikki Sevven
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In this case, a "cup" refers to an 8-ounce measuring cup. The confusion lies in the fact that the "ounce" here is not a measure of weight, but of fluid volume...which is used to measure ingredients that are not fluids. It's things like this that make sane people crazy. (And I use a scale. It's easier and more accurate.)

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    Foxxy (The Original)
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the recipe doesn't say pack firmly (or similar) like it sometimes does for Brown sugar. Just scoop the cup into the flour until full, then level off with the back (straight part) of a knife.

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a no-brain ER, Imperial or Metric. Proper measuring techniques are some of the first basic lessons you learn in Home Ec class. You pack all dry ingredients so you get a full cup with no air pockets, then tap the bottom of the cup on the counter to make any leftover air bubbles rise to the surface and pop, and the flour (or whatever) settles—-you may even find you need to add a bit more to make up for those air pockets. After that, you take a knife and level off the top of cup. So yes, you always pack dry ingredients, get rid of air pockets, and level off the top. Every. Damn. Time. Makes no difference if your measuring cup is Imperial or Metric.

    Milan Chleborád
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have the measuring cups. It's faster, easier, and often you don't need exact numbers. Doesn't really work for baking of course.

    Loraine D.G. MacGinness
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YAY !! There are many cups !! I have asked -Is it ok as long as I use the same cup ? Der ??

    Jimichan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How much is a cup of coffee?

    John L
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Things that make you go hmmmm.....never thought about that.

    Adrienne Kushner
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone over the age of 12 who cooks, knows flour is never packed.

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    Nathaniel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The irony of the USA thinking they are "free" compared to the rest of the developed world.

    Beck
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some of us do understand. Trust me.

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    Emily M
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The iconic bald eagle screech is actually the call of a red-tailed hawk. Bald eagles sound silly so they literally replaced it with a cooler sounding bird. #murica

    Elizabeth VanDyke
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The US likes to call itself "the greatest country in the world". With no free health care, no sensible gun laws (children are killed in schools by military rifles owned by anyone with the money to buy them) and the republican senate refuses to do anything about it because they get big bucks from the NRA and they want to keep that money flowing into their pockets. Because they lost the last presidential election, they are changing voting districts and laws to make voting difficult. Greatest country in the world?

    Tina Harnish
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These books aren't allowed. Dark skin colour, unwanted. Different religions, unwanted. Different types of schools, unwanted. But you Re free to carry that assault rifle...

    Adrienne Kushner
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ben Franklin had it right when he wanted the wild turkey to be our national symbol.

    Call Me Mars
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *flys away into the American flag sunset*

    Pjerrot
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah,U My Dear Eagle,is so VERY Free !! But I have never seen USA as a “ Free Country “,Never! They have so many Laws & Rules that are inhumane & inmorale. And They are racist in so many ways. Freedom of Speach has No True Sound Over There…. Cause’ U Can get to jail for it,get killed,loose everything in U’r Life for Saying The Free Speech that don’t fit the Right People….

    Robert T
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As in speech, but not as in beer. ;-)

    Christopher Fauver
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awwww….but here we are providing almost ALL the support in money, sanctions,and military equipment to Ukraine. EU has more people and more money but it’s the good old USA that steps up AGAIN and saves Europe from totalitarianism, FFS.

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    Nathaniel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The European one is probably healthier. And I would choose over the other option. And I do not even smoke or drink coffee.

    Monday
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well smoking coffee is rather excellent, you should try it some time.

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    Reenzy Bennington
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hate to break it to you, but Nutella, for example, is actually Italian. And most Europeans grow up on it whereas Americans usually don't like it.

    Josh Stevenson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everybody I know loves Nutella, so you obviously don't know what you're talking about. I personally can't stand the stuff, but I'm the weird one. I live in the southeast USA. I also have friends from all over USA that I game with and most of them at one point or another have talked about eating Nutella straight from the jar.

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    Lucas
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Number of smokers varies quite a bit across Europe, not to mention what they would choose for breakfast. I love coffee but start my day with a cup of tea and a slice of toast.

    Rob Chapman
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ramen is Japanese (yes, even those little packs of dry noodles), Nutella is Italian, and burritos are from Mexico.

    Abrufal
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And burgers are German and fires are Belgian and pizza is italian it's almost like the us in a country of immigrants or something also those smokes are marbs(us) and coffee as a drink was invented in Ethiopia and the lighter is a zippo (also invented and made in the us)

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    Rod
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nutella is not American....

    Jayne Kyra
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    False, I smoke slims and my coffee mug is huge. Also, no smoking indoors!

    Iifa A.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In fairness breakfast is too early. I need coffee to wake up, when I used to smoke the taste of cigarettes and coffee just goes well. I wouldn't eat during first 4-6hrs after waking due to getting motion sickness, but I drink few cups of coffee meanwhile. Also European is a huge area to cover, north Europe eats different to Spain or portugal or Baltic's. Depending on your country the snacks/sweets so to speak take away culture might not be popular due to home grown home cooked meals being a traditional way of life.

    Abrufal
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like that you defend Europe on being large so you can't sum up the diet....like the us is the size of Germany or something so we must eat all the same

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    rumade
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are those burritos in the middle left? Nothing wrong with meat, beans, rice and salad in a convenient portable form 😋

    elfin
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I live in California and the amount of fresh fruits and vegetables available is amazing.

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    SelkieBlackfysh
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pff, not exactly true. They'll want you to fill out a paper so they can charge the hurt person thousands of dollars. If you're hurt they'll want you to fill it out too. Broke both arms and they wanted me to fill out paperwork before they'd help me out it was a joke.

    Steffi Rose
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They’ll treat him. He will recover. Just not financially. 😔

    Jeffrey Diehl
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    America. Land of Health Control and Gun Care.

    Mer☕️🧭☕️
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had to sit in front of a lady on a computer and fill out over 45 minutes of "all the ways we can make you pay for this" paperwork BEFORE having an EMERGENCY APPENDECTOMY. half the time her computer was down because they were "integrating systems" but the all-important paperwork had - HAD - to be completed BEFORE I could be allowed to go back to the emergency surgery area. I always wondered if they would somehow necromance me back to life if I'd dared die before they got their paperwork.

    Isa Trip
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had to pay $1,700.00 for my cat that got poisoned. It all had to be paid up front. She almost died while i found someone with a credit card to lend me the money so she could be helped.

    BroknBtBlesd
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah, we just let them bleed out on the street.

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    #44

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    Lyop
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it just me or did I just feel hotter looking at the second picture?!

    Torsten
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's why this filter is used in movies.

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    Ben Moss
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Help! All I can see is yellow, I don’t know if I’m in Mexico, Egypt, or Iraq!

    Elizabeth VanDyke
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    pres. pig s**t's famous wall. What a joke. Too stupid to know that there are tunnels under those walls.

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    BroknBtBlesd
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😫😫😫😪 This metric vs. standard debate is really getting tiresome.

    Carl F-UP
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Question: Why can a d**k only be 29cm long? Answer: Cuz at 30cm it´s a foot. Ba duhm tzzz (this is how i remember how many centimeters it is on a foot)

    Paul Z.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Be glad Shaquille O'Neal was not the foot model for the erm... foot🤣 Then again... who's foot is the foot foot?

    Magna Linnevers
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Medicine does too. Show me a prescription using imperial… medicine also uses centigrade (Celsius) to measure temperature. Go figure…

    Jelena Putinja
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    always wondered which shoe size is that foot ?

    Jimichan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The nurse at my doctor's office asked me why I gave my weight in kilos.

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    Kristal
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha the head on the cup aligns with the man standing in the bleachers

    OWEN CASH
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Complains that gas is $5.00 per gallon* *Spends $30 on a bowl of chicken nuggets attached to a cup of a sugar water*

    Jayne Kyra
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not gonna lie, beer and nuggets in a collectible cup that you can reuse the same way again? Maybe with other snacks/food? I want one!

    SPARKIZE
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, yes it does 😌🇺🇸🇺🇲

    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a lot easier than hanging on to your cup with one hand, balancing the plate on your lap, and eating with the remaining hand...without spilling it all over you.

    Fat Harry
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, breaded chicken and fried wichiti grubs.

    Anita Pickle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does it have a straw? Is there liquid in it? 🤢

    Isa Car
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it is two containers combined. the wide shallow one on the top for the food and the narrower deeper on the bottom for the drink. I assume the hole through which the straw goes is small enough that the food doesn't fall into the drink.

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    A.
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want one of these.

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    Kathryn Baylis
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some of the last vestiges of the worst of colonialism has to do with oil. We really need to divest ourselves of those incredibly racist attitudes. We also need to divest ourselves of our dependence on oil. OIL. IS. A. FINITE. RESOURCE!!! Only so many forests and dinosaurs died to create it and we’re now obviously scraping the bottom of the barrel for it—-pun intended—-because we have to drill deeper and more expensively to find it, and pump an increasingly dirty and low dried crude that costs an arm and a leg to clean and refine—-ending up with a mere fraction that’s usable afterward. Not to mention the issues of transporting it from the oil fields to the refineries—-train wreck = environmental disaster for the place it wrecks + biohazard for that place’s residents. And don’t get me started on oil companies wanting to foul the few pristine wildernesses still in existence, for no other reason than they think there’s oil there and want to do some filthy and permanently destructive drilling just have a look-see and maaaaybeee find a drop or two of oil. Switching to alternative sources will loosen Big Oil’s stranglehold on us, and finally level the energy playing field.

    Ogre Juan Canolli
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most US Wars Have Been Over Obtaining Someone Else's' Oil

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    BroknBtBlesd
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why yes, yes we do. BUY that is, your oil.

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    #48

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    Marek Yanchurak
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, I wish I could laugh at this...

    Tamra
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, no one's laughing about this meme in the US. They're still busy burying their children from the recent shooting. The politicians are busy talking about bulletproof bookcases and arming teachers, as opposed to common sense gun control. I am disgusted by the entire situation in my country, and disappointed that BP thinks it's okay to post "funny" memes about it.

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    Vorknkx
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shouldn't it be "I carry an assault rifle" followed by "So you're in a SWAT team"...?

    Mer☕️🧭☕️
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ammse*uals would rather fondle their guns than bother saving a kid's life.

    James Arvidson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rather than no answer shouldn't the third quadrant say, "No. Why do you ask?"

    BloodyCupcakes AndFear
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    3 years ago

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    Nah, we need the guns to keep the cops and government from killing us.

    Monday
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nobody is trying to kill you. If you're on this site then, like the rest of us, you're far too unimportant to assassinate.

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    Tamra
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wouldn't burger land be Germany? According to the post just before this one?

    Aaricia
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly, would be more accurate with 'fast food land'.

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    Max Hogan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha don't take our f*****g assistance $, don't send your students here to get higher educations, quit flooding our shores with people wanting to get the f**k in.

    Daniel C.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the best one on the list!😂

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    Kristal
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't get this one either. Would someone explain?

    Isabella
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    (S)kilometer vs. (S)mile - Most Europe countries are using metric system, therefore distances are in kilometer, not miles.

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    Tina Harnish
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    3 years ago

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    Alex Hanham
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just want to clear something up....in the UK we do not us km, we use miles, all the road signs are in miles, hence MPH not KMPH.

    Tina Harnish
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There was a story about two Americans who drove up to Canada. Vancouver, B.C. The radio said 26 degrees. They were wearing heavy sweaters in the summer. I also heard that once 2 Americans came to Vancouver to ski across Canada. In the summer. During a heat wave.

    JP Purves
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This assumes everyone in Europe speaks English.

    Elaine Evans
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    S-kilometre at least get the spelling right!

    Sanchi Shiva
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ummm the spelling is right, kilometer. OH I GET IT

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    Detroit Citizen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    America: The land where dreams come true, yeah ok. As an American, we should change it the Boulevard of Broken Dreams

    Raven Sheridan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those poor unfortunate, ignorant, souls! God help them!

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No. Don’t complain about your shitty life, because to someone else from somewhere else, you’re actually living their dream life.

    Cactuar Jon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a literal war going on in Ukraine and the world still pity's the US lmao

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    James Suttle
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did Scotland stumble in thinking it was an AA meeting?

    Purple3262
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And I thought Aussie was loved... ) :

    Pascale Laurent
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    France : I would love to be a part of it ...But our President

    Giles McArdell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Canadas membership is looking shaky.

    Pandasong!
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Netherlands are literally hitting rock bottom sooooo, HI, MY NAME IS

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    Rob Chapman
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    TBH, the U.S. uses the metric system every day. All medication (except oral liquid) is measured in milligrams, all alcohol (except beer/malt liquor, and some wine) is sold in milliliters (or liters if you really like your Jack Daniels), even soda is sold in both ounces and liters. And, virtually all other consumables products (from milk, to bread, to paper towels) now show both imperial and metric quantities.

    Detroit Citizen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dont forget our cars. They use both. The most coveted socket is a 10mm. iykyk

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    S. Mi
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a Canadian I can confirm. One of the wildest examples occurs at the grocery store. Where the price fir many fruits has a sign that tells you the prize per pound. When you check out the receipt will be in kg...

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    Víctor Alfonso García Olmo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sadly, Yes. When volcano erupted in La Palma last year, a lot of citizens said it was false and controlled by the Government to distract from "real" problems

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    Pixie
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Germany we have for three months a very cheap ticket for public transport across all of Germany, the 9€-Ticket. I've just read about someones first encounter with a 9€-Ticket denier... (he bought the normal, much more expensive ticket because "there is something up with this cheap one, but the government doesn't get ME with this!!!"

    Laugh or not
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What ? 😂 I love the 9€ ticket, it is a great idea. My friends are coming to Berlin in August. I told them to get it and we will travel a bit.

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    Kathryn Baylis
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    EVERY country has its very own homegrown loonies. The vast majority of Americans are not idiots. You’re only being shown the idiot MAGAt dregs of our society, because they tend to do the outrageous c**p the rest of us are too busy living our lives to want to do, or even think of doing—-and they’re really just doing it for their own 15 minutes of fame, because they scuttle back under their rocks.

    Robert T
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a fallacy. The two statements are unrelated and one cannot be inferred from the other. The only possible conclusion is that some Spaniards may also be idiots. ;-)

    Jen T
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m American—this makes me feel a little better. 😁

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    JayCee
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's literally named after a German town.

    Anders Nielsen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hamburg German city, the -burg is German Burg "fort," in reference to the moated castle built there c. 825; the first element is perhaps Old High German hamma "ham, back of the knee" in a transferred sense of "bend, angle," with reference to its position on a river bend promontory; or Middle High German hamme "enclosed area of pastureland." It has nothing to do with burgers

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    Robert T
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just wait until they learn about Frankfurters and Wieners. LOL

    Raven Sheridan
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better change it's name to Libertyburgers then. 🤷‍♀️

    Jay Son
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hear they do well with a side of freedom fries lol

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    Kathryn Baylis
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They were merely modified over here—-I think by an American whose family immigrated from Germany. If I’m not mistaken—-for American palates, and to make for a meal that’s quick to cook, easily transportable for takeout, and can be both carried and eaten away from a table (as long as you don’t take it completely out of the wrapper). But the true origin is German.

    Matthew Coughlin
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok..OK... the meat patty between two buns was created out in front of some random mill here in the USA. Yes there was a ground up meat patty that was well liked by people from the town of hamburg but they didn't put it in between buns they ate it like a steak. It's like german chocolate cake, has absolutely nothing to do with germany the country itself. And if we want to get super technical about it the Chinese invented the sandwich so in a round about way the Chinese invented the hamburger...

    Detroit Citizen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess now youre gonna tell me french toast and french fries comes from France lol /scarasm

    Slambamblam
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As an American, I do not care where they came from, I just want food lol

    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Duh. We're a country of immigrants from all over the world, and each group brought its cuisine.

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    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish they would stop unfairly stereotyping people. You want REAL gangsters? Just look to a certain political party’s elected reps. Just look at a past, very orange, president (who doesn’t deserve the capital P), his family, and his minions. Just look at billionaire CEOs with d**k rockets and children with weird names, just look at pharmaceutical companies (aka high power drug dealers), just look at insurance companies, just look at artificially created inflation, just look at company memos where the “suits” talk about ways to lower pay, instead of finding creative ways to raise true profits (not false ones). Lowering overhead is not making a profit, it’s only budgeting—-making a true profit is selling a fuckton of product and clearing a fuckton of cash after covering overhead and other expenses. Lowering overhead, a false profit, has been touted as profit for too long, and should be removed from the current false definition.

    Paola Martz
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And I'd you need a random Mexican worker of any kind (contractor, ranch hand, etc) then is José.

    Detroit Citizen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if Hector actually went legit, last we see is Letty whooping his asterisk

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    Remi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's always the option of googling Florida man to see if he's done something new

    Merree Mason
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someday, someone is going to create a personality profile based on the googling of Florida man and birthdays. It will be our new zodiac, and I want to see it.

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    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Must be a very laid back cat, to allow those overalls to be put on them, and keep them on.

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    Ellen Ranks
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Average Russians do not read foreign news, they just get the state propaganda.

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unfortunate, but true. However, the smart and strong minded ones know how to pick out the tidbits of truth hidden in the propaganda. They realize their side is the bad side, and try however they safely can to get the truth out to the other side that the vast majority of the “baddies” aren’t bad. Just like with every conflict in history, most people have no quarrel with the supposed “enemy” that the state has decided to fight to have their own d***s pronounced the biggest (and usually they’re nothing more than a bunch of angry inches). Unfortunately, the loudest and most irritatingly persistent voices, who think they can win the pissin’ contest, or just want to pick a fight, are the ones who get heard, whether they’re telling the truth or lying——and they’re usually lying.

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    Iifa A.
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Average Russians don't have that freedom. My family is russian, my mum married Ukrainian man, my grandparents are German, Russian and a Jew. Average people are not responsible for political stirrups. Average people shouldn't be punished for chaos and hurt caused by authority. Not everyone is brave enough to stand up when their own family or life is threatened.

    Chewie Baron
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love this scene. From That Mitchell & Webb Show. They’re dressed as SS Officers, it’s really funny.

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    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Coalas? Is this a new species we do not know about?

    Peter Smith
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The previous Australian government renamed them to show their support for fossil fuels.

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    Mohammad Ammar
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Didn't the Australian military just go through a war crime scandal a while ago?

    Geralt of Rivia
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funny that I recently watched a documentary about Australian soldiers carry out executions of civilians in Afghanistan

    RandomCitizen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Didn't they lose the war against the Emus?

    Lynn Morello
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Koala'a Spelling with a K. not a c..... Otherwise known as Drop Bears.

    Paul Mitchell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... and commits atrocities in foreign countries where they were never meant to be in the first place...

    Aaron W
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aussie soldiers drink Coca Coala?

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    Kathryn Baylis
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Believe me, international shipping costs are way higher than some of the products sold online are worth. I’m in the US and sell on eBay. Even shipping costs to Canada are ridiculous. So it’s not all that unreasonable for a seller to refuse to mess with international shipping.

    Daniela Strobl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As someone who does customs for outgoing shipments...I hit way close to home.

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    Call my whatever.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes you might be right but it's true I live in the US and I agree to all of this

    Kathryn Baylis
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    3 years ago

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    Ok, OK. How about you take a break from beating this dead horse already? We. Get. It.

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    Nathaniel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good stuff about the USA. Let's give them some love. They have some good scenery out in the wilds.

    Jayne Kyra
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Come on! I once made a comment (that made it to BP from Reddit), about how I missed Twizzlers and SO MANY PEOPLE offered to send me a care package. A complete stranger! And they wanted nothing. I could not take them up on the offer as I could not reciprocate, and they still didn´t care. Don´t judge a country by the loud fools. Otherwise Slovakia would be just a cesspool of racist, bigoted, jealous assholes.

    Tracy Wallick
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THANK YOU. I say this over and over but usually get dogpiled on, as if people who have never been to the US know better than I do (I've lived in the US my entire life and been to around half of our 50 states) what my countrymen and women are like. Loud bigots make the most compelling footage, so they're the ones that get coverage.

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    rumade
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some amazing craftsmanship just from every day Americans. Y'all have many talented/skilled countrymen making beautiful quilts, cabinets, and the rest. While of course people who do this exist everywhere else in the world, I feel like Americans' big houses and access to cheap craft/diy stores allows them to experiment.

    Steffi Rose
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously! we are already beaten down by our government, but sure, pile some more on guys.

    Eastendbird
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've travelled up and down the east coast over the years, stunning scenery and so incredibly varied. Met some of the kindest, friendliest people, yes, maybe they did lack knowledge of the world outside the US but were always happy and eager to learn. There is a knee jerk anti-americanism on Bored Panda that can be quite ugly at times.

    juni
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...comes to a Lithuanian site to complain about people not loving everything about the United States, or as he says "America".

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    Andi
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    mostly Americans are thoughtful and generous people - no where is perfect, but i do feel sorry for them having to live with the cliched idiots we see reported every day, and the invisible hand of financial oppression they are forced to live under out of a seemingly paranoid fear of 'socialism' = socialized support

    Tracy Wallick
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Conservatives fear a BS definition of socialism they've been fed by sensationalist media. And even they often acknowledge that our politicians are in the pockets of corporations who profit from our current system. None of us really know how to change it, since voting is just a competition of "who will erode our rights the LEAST?"

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    SCP-3998
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd say the national parks are top tier, but that's not something anyone made. I'll give them props for actually protecting them though. That's it. That's where it ends for me

    Richard Henderson
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This meme is gorgeous! ❤️

    Benita Valdez
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey we have great. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Holiday decorations (took me a long time to think of something)

    Sander
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only good thing from the USA, is the plane to Europe.

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    Nathaniel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is the world wrong though?

    Ivana Bašić
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Still waiting for the US to prove us wrong.

    Tamra
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, I'm in one of the hippie states. Yay...?

    Monday
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better to be a hippie than a redneck right?...right?

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    Benita Valdez
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well I'm just happy I'm seen as a hippie

    Nimues Child
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, New Englanders are the most European of Americans and we still get slagged...? Ouch.

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    Helmut Kok
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that thing where the trow a ball at a man with a wodden stick and it's not Cricket?

    Jayne Kyra
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But... rugby is older... and American Football evolved from a mix of rugby and football (socccer).

    Matthew Coughlin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's like people forget about Japan's baseball leagues

    Chewie Baron
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Baseball is also a British introduction, as it is mentioned in Jane Austen’s Mansfield Park.

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    Stardust she/her
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is why I hardly go to the beach, you never know when New Yorkers surface and begin biting

    Tracy Wallick
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just pictured a scene from Jaws, but instead of a shark and the infamous music, I pictured a stereotypical New Yorker pouncing on someone yelling "I'M WALKIN 'ERE"

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    Brian Meyer
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The numbers are inflated, but yeah, they do bite more people than sharks. But remember, people are more commonly found among people than they are around sharks. Pigs also kill more people than sharks for the same reason. It's funnier without context though.

    lefty libra
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yea some new yorkers are just... built different.

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    Nathaniel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    UK here. Can we have the rest of the world back please?

    Needmorecowbell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    American here! I’ll pay ALL the taxes on tea if you’ll take me back!

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    Ivana Bašić
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't worry, US, nobody is going to claim that mess.

    Pixie
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The natives might have another opinion

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    Reenzy Bennington
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Six parts of Hungary were taken away from us back in 1920 and given to six other countries. Do you see us bombing them?

    Chich
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey Texas. Mexico is on the phone about something.

    Mark Howell
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Queen Elizabeth looking over the atlas for the best bit to re-take ;o)

    Yeeters
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Czech here, i am sorry Slovakia.

    Jiminy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Germans would like to have a word...

    Aaricia
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Netherlands; where did my spices go? Raise the VOC again!

    Trisec
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    American here, and a Bostonian at that. We're sorry Your Majesty, can we come back?

    SCP-3998
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You don't want that. Trust me. (I live in a commonwealth country)

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    K. Lange
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you give a responsible example to your kids, i think it is ok for the first beer with 14. My nephew took his first sip with 12 i guess. It was way too bitter for him, so he didn't even wanted to drink Alkohol again until he was 14. His dad bought him a small barrel(5 liter) for a party to celebrate with his friends a couple of weeks ago (he will be 17 next month). Show them how to drink moderate and know their limits at a relatively young age can prevent addiction and lots of trouble in the future. The other parents knew about the alcohol at the party of course and they celebrated in a save spot.

    Tassenküchlein168
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You’re too young. Go and practice shooting!

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    See, while I think 21 is a bit too old, 14 is just way too young to start drinking. To me, 18 is a good age. You’re legally an adult, you’ve pretty much finished most of your growth and development, and you have at least some maturity to handle it. At 14 however, you’re still growing and developing, and alcohol can stunt it. The maturity level and ability to handle being drunk just aren’t there either. I hope the 14 year age has restrictions like parental supervision and all, but you know kids have ways of ducking out and getting into trouble. 14 year olds haven’t developed critical thinking skills, so only think of the immediate thrill, without thinking of the trickle down. They’ll think of how cool their friends will think they are if they sneak out with a bottle, but not about potential emergencies—one friend drinks too much, becomes alcohol poisoned, and needs medical attention, only their friends are drunk and not thinking, or passed out. It’s happened before, so could happen again.

    My O My
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Beer/wine with parents permission as soon as 14. Without permission at 16. "Hard alcohol", as we put it, at 18

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    Robert T
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    14 seems quite old to start drinking. I was given a little bit of wine with a meal when I was about 8.

    K. Lange
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And there is the most important rule: don't drink &drive. And no drugs & drive of course. And they can call day and night to be picked up, no matter how far away

    Raven Sheridan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can't drink alcohol until you're 21, but you can buy a gun at 18? Sigh...

    Benita Valdez
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I visited family in South America my dad let me got to bars with my cousin when I was 16/17. Home in the U.S. not a chance. Guess he knew it was safer for me to go out and drink in another country

    Matthew Coughlin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They drink something called kinder beer which is equivalent to our non alcoholic beer...

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    Robert T
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But Americans don't speak English... I mean why doesn't he use the apples and pears?

    YELLING!!!
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because he's wearing in his new Scooby Doos on his Plates Of Meat

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    Zephyr Anthem
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of the most prevalent stereotype of the french people is that we can't speak english even if our lives depended on it XDDDD And for the most part of us it's true (i'm french, i have firsthand experience about that fact)

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    Iifa A.
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    French people are known to go out of their way not to speak to you in English. They are very proud of their language, and when you try to speak in English or broken french they visibly get annoyed/upset. This is stereotyping, but also influenced by history and cultural disturbances in last hundreds of years with Brits. If floor would be speaking English, French will learn to fly just to skip answering in English.

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    Deborah Harris
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lies .. we all know the floor is Lava and doesn't speak ...

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    Fat Harry
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh come on, let's give them some credit. With the current war in Ukraine and Russia making threats all over the place, let's admit we're glad the US is on our side.

    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine if Trump's minions did manage to steal the election. *shudder* And I shudder as an American.

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    RandomAlfalfa
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really don’t like some of these. They are very stereotypical and the us has helped in a bunch of wars

    Joyce Brazel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let us remember WWII .....who saved their bacon then?

    Indra Servo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    CnC General is American game where middle east as quirky bad guys, US as a loser, and China as a hero

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    Gin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't point it out to them folks... though bet my comment will make zero sense in an hours time. 😝

    Karl Leaning
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well done, BP, you had only one job...

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    JayCee
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Grimes is Canadian, and Elon Musk is South African. Not everything ridiculous is from the US.

    Idhant Chowdhury
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They live in the US. I argue that all things ridiculous end up in the US; their natural habitat.

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    Asdomar
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When the bit.ly URL is easier than your name

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    Vorknkx
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "It's complicated." Hopefully, it will get less complicated once Erdogan is out of the picture...

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    Nathaniel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HandEgg! The Americans play HandEgg!

    James016
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's like rugby but they need padding. ;)

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    Benita Valdez
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Uncle, what's rugby?" (Me as a child from the U.S.) "it's like your football but for gentleman" was his response (he's from South America)

    Zedrapazia
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it called like that because the ball is one foot long? 🏈

    John L
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am liking this meme template!

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    Raven Sheridan
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep. All the stereotype boxes are ticked. 😏

    Vorknkx
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And his name is something like Tyler or Biff :P

    SCP-3998
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And his dad is the county sheriff, and hes dating the blond cheerleader captain that's reconsidering going with him to prom, because she's "growing as a person"

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    Trond Øien
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If capitalism wasn't a thing and somebody came up with the unregulated brute force capitalism we have today, they'd be put in a straight jacket and locked away for good.

    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm amazed that BP didn't censor the unintentional "tit" in the misspelling of "capitalism."

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    Xenon
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Surprised the woke crowd hasn't tried to destroy it yet.

    Grant Hop
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's because that would take more effort than twitter posting

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    Karin Gibson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The doctor can be very intimidating.

    Detroit Citizen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg i laughed so hard i spit out my coffee. This is funny af lol

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    Kathryn Baylis
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well I mean, think about it….

    Isa Trip
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need to see this! Can someone that has the link please share it?

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    Gin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nooo.... who is going to a doc for a normal cold?? Complications after a cold, like a chest infection or sinusitis that won't heal (get that a lot!) but not a normal cold.

    Ivana Bašić
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You need the certificate for your paid sick leave, if you're in a normal country.

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    Phendrena
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it wasn't for the French sticking their noses in, then you ungrateful colonialists wouldn't have won that war for independence.

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You got voted down for stating a truth, I have given you back a vote, levelling you up.

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    Richard Henderson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair France “surrendered” but they never stopped fighting. Some of you might have heard of the French Resistance in history class or Hogans Heroes.

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    JayCee
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tbh, sadly, there are a lot of people who think it's one country. See also: Africa.

    Sarah Kathrin Matsoukis
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm European and the only thing my head adds here is a little piece of cheese between France and Germany to represent the Netherlands.

    Scotira
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And a teenytiny flag that says chocolate, but they don't know where to pin it 🤣🤣😎

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    Ivana Bašić
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But US schools can opt out of evolution, so we don't take Americans too seriously.

    Ivana Bašić
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    Nikki Sevven
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's not American; he's South African.

    mulk
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Elon Musk: Biggest Troll in the world (for his personal benefit only)

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    Laura Mende (Human)
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    English has "overmorrow", but nobody uses it...

    grongo bar
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Roumanien here: Tomorrow=maine, after tomorrow=poimaine, after, after tomorrow= raspoimaine...

    Remi
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Finnish: Ylihuominen, Czech: Pozítří, Swedish: övermorgon (I think.... my swedish is a bit rusty)

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    Ellen Ranks
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    European here. I wish they would.

    Kathryn Baylis
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    American here. I wish they would shut it down here too.

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    Jar of Pickles
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Waiting for this day to come

    Mommitude Attitude
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah "don't threaten me with a good time" LOL!

    Richard Henderson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s not like there would be a vacuum for long. On balance it’s probably for the best.

    mulk
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait about the new USB-C charging cable being mandatory... (Apple raging) https://www.gsmarena.com/usbc_port_will_be_mandatory_for_all_small_and_mediumsized_electronics_sold_in_eu_from_2024-news-54587.php

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    Marek Yanchurak
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least two, if not all three predate England. The mile goes back at least to the ancient Romans, and the foot, I think at least to the ancient Greeks.

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    Claire
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have always called it soccer in Australia, however we have been gradually changing the name to to football

    Viola Yarrow
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I usually call it soccer but only because Gaelic football is a thing (I’m Irish)

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    Nikki Sevven
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Um, the word "soccer" was invented in late 19thC England, so...

    Dill
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So... then it was realised there was a much better word for a game where a foot kicked a ball. Funny how sometimes progress happens.

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    Thomas.Rudd
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spiders are tall i guess. What else has a lot of feet. Wait a second. Centipedes!?!?!?!?

    Detroit Citizen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Meters arent that hard to figure out. Its roughly three feet people. Now Celsius yeah I give up

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    indiecognition
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Americans don't pay attention to trains. And the rail travel infrastructure is proof of that.

    Nimues Child
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We love 'em up here. They are far better than paying for gas just to sit in traffic for hours a day.

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    Stardust she/her
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is so much crowd on those trains. Have you seen them in real life? They are hugely crowded

    Grant Hop
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    guys we literally invented trains

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    Ellen Ranks
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what a waste of good Emmentaler.

    kathoco
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it's American, it's probably not that good.

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    Zedrapazia
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does any American here know how Mac and Cheese is made? I've seen it before, but all I know is that it's orange pasta

    SCP-3998
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Canada we have KD, and I mean you're not wrong. Its elbow mac with an orange powder that gets mixed with milk and butter and turns into a creamy cheese sauce. Made from scratch, it's always better; elbow mac, cheese, butter, milk, bread crumbs on top with more cheese, and baked to crispy.

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    Nikki Sevven
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    JFC, that boxed c**p with powdered cheese is NOT representative of mac 'n' cheese.

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    Chewie Baron
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Come to the UK, it’s around £9 average for a gallon here. I’ll let you convert that to dollars.

    Foxes forever!
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    USA 3.5 per gallon :Spain 5.8 total

    Reenzy Bennington
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Umm... not really, no. Our gas prices went up to 3$ recently and people are bitching.

    Benita Valdez
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where in the world do you live? I'm in New York and it's nearly $5 a gallon

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    Sareaesque
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    English person here, and I was fully rooting for Italy too, mainly because of how freaking obnoxious our fans were!

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    Dashooman
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thi...this...mannn is outta PETER RABBIITTT

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    Stardust she/her
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wtf did the French do to you? (Unless you are the ghost of a beheaded ruler during the revolution)

    Jul Chv
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, jealousy then? The usual?

    Tracy Wallick
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every American I've met who's been to France said the same thing; they loved the country, but were sad that the locals treated them like c**p for not being fluent in French. (Not that they spoke none, but that they weren't fluent.)

    Chewie Baron
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are three fundamental problems with the French, one: their language; two: their food; and three: the fact that they are French.

    SCP-3998
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    French Canadian here; food isnt that bad, but I'll agree with the rest lol

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    JayCee
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    3 years ago (edited)

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    When you look at gun violence and homicide rates per capita, the US isn’t in the top 10 of countries. Sadly, the majority of gun-related deaths are suicides. There, we rank 2nd behind Greenland. And if you actually know someone who died that way (and most do) this meme is just cruel.

    Gin
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you know someone that died that way, and most do, why aren't you desperately campaigning for change instead of trying to say other countries are worse in an attempt to justify it?

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    Marek Yanchurak
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    3 years ago

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    Sorry, but the US is currently the largest oil producing nation (slightly out producing Russia and Saudi Arabia). For better or worse....

    Lillukka79
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are, so why the f**k are they invading oil produsing countries and calling it war against terrorism? It's all greed and b******t.

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    ._.
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it is supposed to mean that that much Russian currency is equal to $2.

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    N Gregory
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shouldn't that be "heavy wheezing"? Dear lord that amount of cheese-like product cannot be good for anyone's health!

    Scarlett
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yum liquified plastic cheese! (Sorry, I really hate American cheese with a passion. It makes me sick every time I eat it.)

    Fat Harry
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is *not* cheddar cheese.

    SCP-3998
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🤢🤢🤮 And yet pineapple on pizza is considered a crime. This should be against the fückin Geneva Convention

    Jul Chv
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dipping needs? Where is it in the Waslow needs´ pyramide?

    that_curly_girl 🇺🇦
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what the hell…on top of their s**t food?! cholesterol check pls… oh wait I can’t get one before paying 17 trillion dollars cause my healthcare SUCKS

    Richard Henderson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s probably fake processed cheese but it looks kinda yummy.

    Matthew Coughlin
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like do people not now you can get dipping cheese at arbys?

    Slambamblam
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As an American, this makes me sick lmao

    Panda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do not like that much cheese, like no.

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    Kristal
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some do teach a bit about taxes but it's relegated to students that are bad at traditional math (pretty much anything past algebra)

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    Vorknkx
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Deception! Mars is also flat, NASA is lying to you :P

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    Concept-Peter Roosdorp
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know of something even worse. banana and yellow curry.

    Helmut Kok
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And they wonder why the worst swear word Danes, have for Swedes is - Swedes

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    Per-Ole Sjuve
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know, what is the point of pizza without pineapple? Must be paired with some delicious bacon and/or ham, but pepperoni will do in a pinch.

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    Flying Panda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm with Italy on this one

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    Saint Thomas
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never too late :-) And be sure to watch the 1982 version by John Carpenter. The 2011 version is a kind of reboot/prequel. It's not a bad movie, but it doesn't reach the paranoïd-claustrophobic-horrific dimension of the first one. And the practical gory/monster effect of the first one are waaaay better than the CGI in the 2011 version.

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    Nimues Child
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The "veto" power in the Security Council is infuriating.

    Foxes forever!
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would also not be able to decide, (in world war nukes go boom boom)

    Fat Harry
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's like the trolley problem.

    Mohammad Omar
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yah, i didnt hear you say something in Iraq, Afghanistan, Libya, Syria wars ?

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    indiecognition
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And frankfurters were called freedom weenies?

    Detroit Citizen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hot Dogs. Yeah the name is messed up. We just call em hot dogs.

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    Laugh or not
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And don't forget the freedom fries after France went against the US in regard to the Irak war. Never mind that they are only called French fries because Americans confused French and Belgian people.

    Merree Mason
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please. "Freedom fries" after 9/11. Enough said.

    Nimues Child
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't forget "freedom fries" a while back. This knee-jerk stuff...

    Steffi Rose
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Goes well with a side of Freedom Fries lol 🙄

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    JayCee
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes. The difficulty is that the other option is to invade and start WWIII, and the US would then be called imperialist and told to stay out of world affairs. There is no easy solution here. Get involved and interfere with other countries? Or let a mad man slaughter innocent people? It puts Germany's invasion of Poland into perspective. Because everyone thinks he invaded that first, and no one remembers Czechoslovakia when he took that over and no one did a damn thing about it.

    Vorknkx
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The sanctions actually work. They are slow-acting, yes, but this doesn't mean they have no effect.

    SCP-3998
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yea that's basically how I've been seeing it too

    Geralt of Rivia
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    3 years ago

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    Can't put US and EU in same box here. Simply looking at the amount of aid each provided tells you everything you need to know.

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    Scotira
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tbh, they need that money as Germany has no significant military forces to be speaking of 🙈🤷‍♀️ those times are long gone. Should anyone invade Germany at the moment, they prob wouldn't be able to do much against that 🙈

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    Vorknkx
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Being "illegal" before didn't do much to stop this piracy, though :D

    Mohammad Ammar
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A very wrong thing to do. Cutting cultural ties only deepens tension between citizens of the two countries.

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    Reenzy Bennington
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We also don't have Florida. You guys get all the fun headlines.

    Alexej Dvorak
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Judging by the Flag, USA also doesn't have Alaska and Hawaii.

    Vanessa Panerosa
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    3 years ago

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    Nathaniel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are both small when compared to the size of Texas.

    Will I Will-Ham
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this for the geography final exam?

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    Steffi Rose
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL I said it in my head! Joe………Mama

    Pixie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can someone please explain? I'm afraid I'm too much dumb European (or at least non-native english speaker) here.

    Fred the rat king
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Boe jiden (inside joke where we swap the first letter of the first and last name of famous people)

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    CAT /ᐠ。ꞈ。ᐟ QUEEN
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    me *drinks anything but water or sweet tea: wHy Is It SpIcY?!?!?

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    Nimues Child
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are we talking basketball, baseball or American football? Two are common elsewhere, now.

    CJay M (They-them)
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Which two? I’m Nigerian and have only ever played Basketball

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    Gin
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sunny in my wee corner right now. Also, there are actually parts of the US that get far more rain.

    Lynn Morello
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can honestly say that I got Sun-Stroke in England. I couldn't even open my eyes for 4 days. That was painful. I learned to be more careful when that Big Yellow thing was in the sky.

    Scp_049
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This makes me think of the story "All Summer in a Day"

    You kidding me
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The whether here in southern California is medium, as it always is.

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    Foxes forever!
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it to late to be Naruto? Or has baruto ruined it :( ( I like foxes)

    SCP-3998
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not a single Magical Girl? Yea this has to be fake

    Indra Servo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Naah, they're just piloting Gundam instead

    Detroit Citizen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If anime has taught me anything, do not f&ck with the maid. See Rem from ReZero

    Vorknkx
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People who have played Red Alert 3 will understand :D

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    Zedrapazia
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every time I want to buy something from the US I first have to Google with a calculator how big it actually is.

    Pen Irwin
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How exactly do you google with a calculator?

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    Lynn Morello
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I grew up with the Imperial measure, that changed when we came to Australia when I was 13, it was mostly Metric. They changed from Miles to kilometers years later.

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    Karin Gibson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Christopher Lee is/was a European. British even.

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    Vorknkx
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, that trucker "revolution" fizzled out pretty quickly, LOL :D

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    N Gregory
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I recognise most of the elements in this image, but the whole has escaped me completely. Anyone explain please?

    Vansh Popli
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the snap erased half of the universe and since dom torreto loves his family, hewants to undo the snap and kill Thanos.

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    Vorknkx
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How many times do we have to say this - NATO wants to help, but without igniting a full-blown WW3.

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    Gin. No tonic
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it's Mexico (or anywhere South of US), it traditionally gets a yellow filter. So this means the baby is born in Mexico.

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    Gin
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry, don't understand this one.

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