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We live in the age of reviews. Both blessed and cursed, they do help us in making our minds up whether to buy something on the internet. There’s also nothing more powerful than leaving a review for an Uber driver, a restaurant on Yelp, or a shop on eBay.

But there’s a whole different world when it comes to reviewing movies on Amazon. Because you see, even the best ones do deserve a solid 1-star rating.

Luckily, the Twitter page "Amazon Movie Reviews" has chronicled all the funniest tiny bits of honesty. Get your popcorn ready, 'cause these will be more entertaining than 2 hours of cinematic boredom.

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Bored Panda reached out to Joe Grabinski, the man behind the Amazon Movie Reviews Twitter account, which has more than 239.6K followers. Joe said that he started the humorous account purely by accident.

“I simply stumbled across humorous reviews when purchasing DVDs/Blu-rays on Amazon and wanted to store the funny reviews somewhere. I remember thinking, “It would be fun if I got 500 followers someday, people who enjoyed seeing these things.” Little did he know that the page would soon have 1K followers within 24 hours.

However, Joe was honest enough to say that he “had a lot of excitement and disappointment associated with the account: book agent, podcast, YouTube show, etc. None of those things quite panned out, but there have been a lot of fun benefits such as getting to know some interesting and cool people.”

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Since the launch of the Amazon Movie Reviews page back in 2014, Joe has noticed that these days, people are leaving “a lot less reviews (for movies) on Amazon than they did when I started.” It makes it harder to find the good ones.

Joe assumes that it’s due to a couple of reasons: “1) The novelty of leaving reviews has worn off for people; 2) People are buying less Blu-rays and DVDs; 3) There are more competing platforms for people to rent/stream movies; and 4) There are more competing forms of entertainment.”

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Some people really don't know anything about history and actual events.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Taken 3 was actually quite tragic, and arguably better than the others. But I give this review 5 stars.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Very deep:) The whole entertainment world for kids is about making money with fears and laughter...

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can't believe i'm the first to throw out this thought .... Let It Go.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Go git me anutha movie now, Cletus. This one don't got no cars in it.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is most upsetting. First, because people only want to watch films in English (doubtlessly because they are incapable of reading subtitles); second, because they can't even tell that the film is in Korean, not Chinese! Do they even know there is a country called Korea, where people speak Korean? Have people always been so ignorant?

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Wilf
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You laugh, but remember when that American news reporter interviewed the KOREAN director of this Korean film in which a Korean cast plays a Korean family living in Korea who are trying to navigate the Korean class system.... and asked him "Why did you chose to film it in Korean?"

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nanashi
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

you can always LEARN the language if you want to avoid reading subtitles that much tho.. like all the non-English speaking person in this world.

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Evelína Zlá
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wow... I don´t know if this is more stupid or arrogant but it makes me so angry... some ppl are realy simpletons...

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lailyfnoor
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

so entitled.. see the bright side: by watching movie in foreign language, we could learn that language. That's how I learn English (yes, english is foreign language for me)

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sadly there's too much ignorance, intolerance, and hatred, among the people in the US, but there's also many of us that are kind, intelligent, ppl that are accepting of the diverse cultures, diverse social and family lives, and support equality for everyone in this chaotic world that we all live in. Currently it feels like a pipedream, but those of us who do care, just have to continue the journey one day at a time.

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la Bates
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This one just shows how stupid people are which is less funny more scary

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They're missing out. I used to run into this all the time when I worked at a Movie rental store. The company put 'SUBTITLED' in bold bright letters on the film case and people would still bring it back demanding a refund because it wasn't in English.

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John Doe AKA "READ MY DAMN COMMENT OR REPLY BEFORE YOU DISLIKE!" 3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think it's safe to assume people who actively don't like subtitles are usually fuckwits with a 3rd grade reading level. Those that don't watch a movie if it's not in English are usually selfish bastards who don't want to understand the concept of different cultures.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Are all of these reviews from Trump? And why did he rent it five times?

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Most of these reviews are sarcastic or humorous. Sadly, I think many reviewers of the Parasite are honestly stupid.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't usually choose to watch movies with subtitles, mostly because I'm often doing something else, and I don't want to stay focused on the print. But then the other day, I was able to watch a foreign movie that I really wanted to see, because it offered dubbed English. Score!

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Some people are real quick to point out that they're bad at reading and racist.

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Al Reilly
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Many times you can't read the subtitles fast enough & you can't look away from the screen for a second or you might miss an important part!!

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kjorn
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

so many american doesn't care about what's done in others country. so many great movie made in France, Italy, Norway, Korea. people are so lazy.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I guess , these people are almost illitterate, and cannot follow the very fast subtitles, and get svared ,when hearing foreign languages?

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

the #PutinSponsoredUrineSoakedOrangeCockroach wanted the best picture oscar to go to gone with the wind... he actually said that at a white house press conference & again at a campaign rally. no matter that the movie was released in 1939 & won best picture in 1940.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When people only see English movies is when you watch why they are not very smart.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Looks like US people can't read. Even English subtitles. So sorry for all'o'em

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wait, if the didn’t watch the whole movie how do they know it’s that way the whole time.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And, no one read one of the reviews before buying the movie... I always look at a few reviews. It's not always a determining factor for me, but I like to see some general opinions.

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Kristin Hancock
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't understand the flat out refusal to watch subtitled films. Ok so you think you'll struggle and not be able to enjoy the film? Reading is reading. It gets easier the more you do it. You don't think you can absorb the film and read at the same time? Give it a try and keep on trying. You'll get better at it. There are so many amazing films in so many different languages. Why would you choose to limit yourself to just the ones in your own language when there is such a simple solution?

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Have you taken a look at the settings where you can change the language it's in? No? I thought so. Too dumb.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm sorry for all of you native English speakers. You don't know what is to see most of the movies dubbed or with subtitles. Don't be lazy and read is not that hard and you don't miss the plot. Ans the difference between Chinese and Korean languages is HUGE sounds are very different. I invite you all to leave your confort zone.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

someone PLEASE LOOK IN THE COMMENTS AND TELL ME I DIDNT COMMENT 7 FREAKING TIMES ON THIS ONE PICTURE!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HOPE ITS MY COMPUTER LAGGING

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Amazon lists the language: 한국어 . If I can't read the name of the language I assume I can't understand the language.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I once watched "Grave of the Fireflies" with my two friends. One of my friends invited his tart to watch with. At the end she said, "I never read a movie before." We were all speechless.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don’t like to have to read subtitles. It takes just seconds but it also takes just seconds to miss an important part of a movie. Not that movies are important. They’re made by millionaires, billionaires, isn’t that what the people on bored panda are concerned with? You really shouldn’t worship a bunch of “celebrities” who really don’t care that you exist. It’s sad how young people are today.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i understand your cynicism, but damn dude. there are some amazing, life-changing movies out there; not everything is a cash grab. plenty of movies are made for the art of the thing, rather than to make money. yes, the disney/marvel/lucasfilm conglomerate is bad, james cameron has four unnecessary avatar sequels lined up, etc etc, but then there's guillermo del toro's stuff, the lord of the rings and the hobbit trilogies, older horror movies done with practical effects, all sorts of things that were done because someone wanted to and loved the material.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They should have watched 3-Iron instead (the Korean name is Bin-Jip). Very little dialogue, but a great example of visual storytelling.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

KOREAN on Netflix: Kingdom (period piece/zombie horror). Beautiful scenery, well directed, well acted. Smoothly dubbed into American English. 4.5 stars. // The King: Eternal Monarch. (light sci-fi/alternate universe/romance/drama). Great scenery and settings, well acted. Some directing weaknesses, confusing plot line (duh, it's meant to be intricate, but I lose the thread). In Korean with English subtitles. 3.5 stars, but entertaining.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I frequently have the subtitles on when showing an English film in my English classrooms. Some students are distracted by the visual information on the screen. Students who struggle with reading are frustrated that they can't read as quickly as the words scroll, or can't recognize the complicated words.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don’t like movies with subtitles either. Sometimes I’ll do something else while watching and only depend on what I hear for a brief moment. This is pointless if it’s in a language I don’t speak. I didn’t know it was in Korean. I won’t watch it now since I’m too impatient to read while watching

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He also gave 1 Star for Terminator for the same reason. Arnie never said please or thank-you. Rude.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That is the only complaint they could find?? Or maybe they were hoping to snack the trauma away and even that was denied to them ...

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No, it is not a children's cartoon, but it was dead funny!

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Also the breeding pair eat any malformed offspring so Nemo would have been a mom snack.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes. Yes it is a musical. A very famous one. Clearly not famous enough.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Very clinically put. Nobody should underutilize Daffy Duck. Period.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes Connor yes, it's just hunger, mom's going to make you a sandwich now be quiet.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you want movie where there's baby acting like an adult, so go watching Boss Baby

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ironic that their opinion of movies is so black and white.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As far as I am concerned, this is one of the best if not THE best Star Wars movie. And it is, literally, based on one line of dialogue in the original movie, now #4.

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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm sure there are a few ladies out there that would call them magicians ;)

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Everyone knows Dora is a witch who has an extension charm on her backpack.

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yeah, I bet so. Thanks for stating the obvious, buddy.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Don't care what level of stupid he is, want this guy's life.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Watched this movie with a drunk friend. He spent the first half of the movie making fun of the little girl...and the second half of the movie crying about how he was so sorry that he was mean to her.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

*Sigh* so much energy spent on trying to sound deep and intelligent.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

*sigh* Any time now, God. Any time. The asteroid would be greatly appreciated, thanks.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well he became president and now the country has gone to heck. Happy, conservatives?

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I am all for critical thought, but this type of thinking is dangerous because the theory that vaccines cause autism has been debunked years ago. Dr Andrew Wakefield is a quack.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's because ... he likes to take ... alotta time.... Olaf! [badum-TISH!]

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Au contraire! It was precious masturbating time Quentin T got PAID for doing!!!

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

*inhales* then WHY, may I ask, did you fricking buy it?!?!

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You couldn't have loved Ryan that much if you got his surname wrong.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Tune in for the cute guy, stay for the story you think will ... one day ... make a tiny bit of sense ... aaaaaaaand definitely will not.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nevermind that the cover art and most things you see when you click on it show stills of the animation.