ADVERTISEMENT

We live in the age of reviews. Both blessed and cursed, they do help us in making our minds up whether to buy something on the internet. There’s also nothing more powerful than leaving a review for an Uber driver, a restaurant on Yelp, or a shop on eBay.

But there’s a whole different world when it comes to reviewing movies on Amazon. Because you see, even the best ones do deserve a solid 1-star rating.

Luckily, the Twitter page "Amazon Movie Reviews" has chronicled all the funniest tiny bits of honesty. Get your popcorn ready, 'cause these will be more entertaining than 2 hours of cinematic boredom.

More info: Twitter

#1

Title

AmznMovieRevws Report

athornedrose
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

the most accurate statement about this movie i've ever seen

Misterscooter
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm not ready to call this a terrible review.

steve acra
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Evolve??? You mean get over his grief?

Seabeast
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

*Children* plural? Unless you're talking about a set of twins or triplets, you have to take some responsibility for choosing to have multiple children with him.

David Herz
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

and the wife who chose him, not far behind

View more comments
RELATED:
    #2

    Title

    AmznMovieRevws Report

    Scagsy
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Silence Of The Toddler.

    Monday
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THIS is how we get toddlers to be quiet!

    Load More Replies...
    Danieletc
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, at least you let him watch the whole thing to be sure.

    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where have you been since 1991?

    Soro Doeth
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How in the Jodie Foster's name you put your child watching a cannibal horror movie and you dont realize its not a kid claymation until it gets ugly?????

    Vorknkx
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait a second, did she let the kid watch the whole thing? It wasn't clear enough that it was a movie about psycho killers from the first half hour? :P

    Two Silly Pups
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why did they not turn it off as soon as they saw it wasn't claymation. And the cover does not really suggest a kids' movie, either???

    Flare
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let me get this straight, you can't tell the difference between live-action and claymation, and as a result your child is scarred for life, but you complain to the company about something that is your fault, when you should be paying attention to your traumatized toddler instead?!? smh

    Loki’s Lil Butter Knife
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am almost positive that this is a joke review (I pray...I hope). Anyone raised in the United Kingdom or a brain for that matter should be able to tell the difference between childhood favourite "Shaun the Sheep" (the super catchy theme song is enough to get stuck in your head for ages) and Sir Anthony Hopkins enjoying a good a chianti.

    Load More Replies...
    Rachel Peterson
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    uh. It took you watching the whole movie with your toddler to figure this out?!?

    Mishte Tine
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I call foul. The minute the movie started, the difference would be seen and shut off. Or even a few minutes in when you check on your baby.

    Ezigma
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you got to the point where it wasn't what you thought it was, turn it off. And it's your fault your child is that way because YOU let them watch the whole thing!

    View more comments
    #3

    Title

    AmznMovieRevws Report

    Flare
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stupid, this person is.

    athornedrose
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i hope this was done deliberately cause it's hilarious

    Flare
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    unfortunately, there are people out there who are this stupid.

    Load More Replies...
    tuzdayschild
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I watched so called "Star Wars" and though I saw many people and creatures battling, not one star warred at all. Every star in that movie stayed right in place in the night sky. Beyond disappointed!

    Misterscooter
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of the people who likes the updated versions best.

    Darth Vader
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It really was. And a message from Lord Vader, 'I find your lack of brain very disturbing'.

    Grace Skerp
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I find your lack of comprehension disturbing

    View more comments

    Bored Panda reached out to Joe Grabinski, the man behind the Amazon Movie Reviews Twitter account, which has more than 239.6K followers. Joe said that he started the humorous account purely by accident.

    “I simply stumbled across humorous reviews when purchasing DVDs/Blu-rays on Amazon and wanted to store the funny reviews somewhere. I remember thinking, “It would be fun if I got 500 followers someday, people who enjoyed seeing these things.” Little did he know that the page would soon have 1K followers within 24 hours.

    ADVERTISEMENT
    #4

    Title

    AmznMovieRevws Report

    Vorknkx
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They should watch Antz as well.

    Misterscooter
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't realize it was a documentary.

    Blue Cicada
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do we have like 16 Toy Stories, but only one Bug's Life?! I really like this classic, I would highly appreciate sequels.

    MARCO SOLIS
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i bet he thought it was a documentary

    View more comments
    #5

    Title

    AmznMovieRevws Report

    Vic
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where is human decency, these days? Aren't you supposed to write *spoiler alert* before writing such spoilers?

    Linda HS
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Made me snort...🤦‍♀️

    Vorknkx
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guess they were expecting a werewolf-themed movie?

    Danieletc
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Douche is a subspecies of human that thinks they are wolves. But are douches.

    OCDRobot
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol now I'm picturing wolves let loose on Wall Street.... Kinda wanna see that movie xD

    Isabella Vega
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    0 out of 3 people find this helpful lol

    View more comments
    #6

    Title

    AmznMovieRevws Report

    Misterscooter
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why did they blur out the word whale?

    Thomas Register
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's actually pretty funny. I can't watch movies like that, anyway. Too much a reminder of how badly humans treat all other animals.

    Donald Holder
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A tribute to the cruelty of mankind to the Orca population.

    View more comments

    However, Joe was honest enough to say that he “had a lot of excitement and disappointment associated with the account: book agent, podcast, YouTube show, etc. None of those things quite panned out, but there have been a lot of fun benefits such as getting to know some interesting and cool people.”

    ADVERTISEMENT

    Since the launch of the Amazon Movie Reviews page back in 2014, Joe has noticed that these days, people are leaving “a lot less reviews (for movies) on Amazon than they did when I started.” It makes it harder to find the good ones.

    Joe assumes that it’s due to a couple of reasons: “1) The novelty of leaving reviews has worn off for people; 2) People are buying less Blu-rays and DVDs; 3) There are more competing platforms for people to rent/stream movies; and 4) There are more competing forms of entertainment.”

    #7

    Title

    AmznMovieRevws Report

    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people really don't know anything about history and actual events.

    Per S
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That basically summarizes the movie's plot.

    chi-wei shen
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They said the same in 1912...

    Rissie
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what they thought.

    Jumilicious
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well. How deep could the ocean possibly be, if the earth is flat? XD Jesus, people are the worst.

    Rachel Peterson
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yikes! I hope this guy doesn't vote.

    im normal
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This could never happen. oh yeah a person could really be that stupid

    Sanjay Mendis
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What are they teaching in school these days?

    View more comments
    #8

    Title

    AmznMovieRevws Report

    Kirsten Kerkhof
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You'd think the poster gave a clue ...

    Elijah Kenny
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did people seriously mistake this for the Disney movie!? Lmao

    Zoe's Mom
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually saw this movie and it wasn't bad. They actually used real wolves in this one; not computerized.

    Two Silly Pups
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG, how dumb can you be? It literally says 'horror movie' on the cover... 🤦‍♀️

    Evelína Zlá
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you think they also sing in this one?

    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, it's not that "Frozen"!

    Vorknkx
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, you confused the movie's title, but why give it a 1-star review???

    Justin Seagull
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not really fair for people to give poor ratings to movies just because they made a mistake and chose the wrong film.

    View more comments
    ADVERTISEMENT
    ADVERTISEMENT
    #9

    Title

    AmznMovieRevws Report

    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rudyard Kipling is rolling in his grave.

    Misterscooter
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it different than the Jungle Stream?

    Sargundeep Singh
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why???? Why didn't we change the title from book to disk??? Height OF STUPIDITY!!!

    Linda HS
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Laughed way to much at this one...😀

    Farah Moloobhai
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So because its streaming on Disney, do we now call it 'The Jungle Stream' tooo?

    Donald Holder
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Has this person ever been to a library?

    rv branham
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    there's a future for you in library science. or something

    Rolf Magnus
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wondering what he would have to say about The Neverending Story.

    View more comments
    #10

    Title

    AmznMovieRevws Report

    Thomas Register
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Taken 3 was actually quite tragic, and arguably better than the others. But I give this review 5 stars.

    Carol Graham
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or his daughter is dumb for continuing to put herself in harms way...

    Katey Thomson
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a statement from Family Guy... 🙄

    #11

    Title

    AmznMovieRevws Report

    Bacony
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why does my whole family like this steaming fuckwreck of a movie

    Thomas Register
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does anyone even consider watching a movie with that title?

    Load More Replies...
    I Just Changed My Name
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We need to find out what was causing her to act out such aggression

    Misterscooter
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll have to use this with my children. It would be effective.

    daniel280456
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Getting KO'd would also fix the niece's behaviour.

    elfin
    Community Member
    Premium
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let the punishment fit the crime.

    View more comments
    #12

    Title

    AmznMovieRevws Report

    Rissie
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Agree. Very obvious plothole.

    Denise Ghilino
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When Jack goes for his interview, he asks the same question. Employer tells him that there's just too much snow in the winter to keep the roads clear enough for anyone to get up there, and it's not cost-efficient.

    Load More Replies...
    Per S
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, that's the part that's hard to believe.

    Anita Pattison
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The hotel that King stayed at when he got the idea for The Shining is the Stanley in Estes Park. When the book was written, the Stanley did close every winter. Estes Park is just outside Rocky Mountain National Park. That is the main attraction for tourists. It isn’t really a place you would stay at if you wanted to ski.

    Liquidaria
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The hotel is located in Estes park in Colorado. The road to get there is not drivable in the winter on most days. And it's a death trap road in the summer imagine with snow

    Adam Kralic
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    This comment is hidden. Click here to view.

    It’s the Timberline lodge in Oregon.

    Load More Replies...
    Jeremy
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The hotel manager explains the cost of keeping the road open outweighs any profit they would make from staying open

    JessG
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's because during the time when the "nor'easter" comes in, all the mountain passes are going to be snowed in, travel blocked in and out. They knew this, gave the employees off and hired a caretaker

    Pusfarm
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think Colorado gets nor'easters. Maybe it was closed because it was horrible lodging and people stopped coming.

    Load More Replies...
    Rustyn Birch
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, it interferes with ghost/murder season. Duh...

    elfin
    Community Member
    Premium
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    True, but the homicidal maniac and ghosts might not attract skiers as much as you'd think.

    Kelly Hartle
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After quarantine, some of us know why he snapped.

    M Kate McCulloch
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1. Suspension of disbelief. 2. Estes Park, where the Standley is located (the hotel used as the overlook in the shining), is not close to any major ski areas and with only Highway 7 going through town, it frequently gets snowed in... Just sayin' oh, yeah, and this is fiction, so there's that.

    View more comments
    ADVERTISEMENT
    #13

    Title

    AmznMovieRevws Report

    Peet
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very deep:) The whole entertainment world for kids is about making money with fears and laughter...

    Misterscooter
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rise up juvenile proletariat and fight the closet bourgeoisie.

    Mascha Claessens
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha, this one should be higher up. XD

    SykesDaMan
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you! One commenter who actually got it! Please accept my upvote! :)

    Load More Replies...
    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perhaps this reviewer needs a hug?

    rv branham
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how dare they exploit us by entertaining us?! how! dare! they!

    Cheryle Fuller
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this guy one of these Butt hurt young ppl with no sense of humor?

    David Herz
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    does expolit mean formerly polite? or politician?

    Kimberly Brown
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shouldn’t you be out protesting tuxedo cats for cultural appropriation?

    JeannevB
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was played at the same time with Monsters Ball. Not to be confused.

    Pusfarm
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wanna know what expoliting means!

    Astrid Nineor
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds a bit scary, not suitable for children :p

    Load More Replies...
    View more comments
    #14

    Title

    AmznMovieRevws Report

    Danieletc
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't believe i'm the first to throw out this thought .... Let It Go.

    Ms Phit
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's josh Gad! What's not to like?

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It doesn’t matter if your kid is in kindergarten, college, or has kids of their own. Anyone of any age can like Frozen. Students, even college age, can write a paper about Olaf, as long as the quality of the writing matches their grade level and is apropos to the focus of the class they’re writing it for. Now, the suffering grades actually are a concern, and should be looked into more deeply. There may be other contributing factors at work there.

    Dragonfruit'nrollerskates
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Frozen has infiltrated all elemntary schools across America. To ths day, Halloween is an army of Elsa's, Ana's, and the occasional Olaf. People everywhere are being afflicted with this "Frozen Fever." The words, "Do you wanna.." set millions into song. A problem? LET IT GO! LET IT GOOOO, CAN'T HOLD IT BACK ANYMORE!!! (Sorry to infect you.)This epedemic has been going on for 5 YEARS. It dies down a bit in 2019, but a recent outbreak has been caused by ANOTHER MOVIE!!! HELP US

    ChinaPandas122
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i don't like elsa and anna i like star wars 's obi wan and baby yoda

    Load More Replies...
    Tiffany Marie
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is me and my cats at that age. My dad ended up yelling at me over it.

    Maurettis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, this makes sense. LOL

    Danusha Kuchtová
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, I know I'm late but now I'm here and want to know what grade the kid has got for it and also what the content was about. Isn't it cool to write about a snowman as a rolemodel then a princess, prince or a very masculine rendeer called Sven? Also please don't judge a book by it's title <3

    View more comments
    #15

    Title

    AmznMovieRevws Report

    Scagsy
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mall Flop. I don't blame you

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a very accurate review! I still don't know why the first movie was so popular or how the heck it got a sequel.

    Nico Di Angelo
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That movie is so bad that it's good lol

    Brent Kaufman
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I laughed during the movie. That is all that counts.

    Nicklas Linder
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But please watch the videos on Kevin James YouTube channel!!! They're epic!

    View more comments
    #16

    Title

    AmznMovieRevws Report

    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought that "Pan's Labyrinth" was a brilliant film - certainly one of Guillermo Del Toros' best. And, Spanish is a beautiful language.

    Scagsy
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pure class. Couldn't even master their own 'langage'

    François Carré
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How dare these foriners not speak good Inglish in a movie about Spain in the 1940's ?

    Bacony
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Forin Langage? I hate him! He's such a d**k! Everytime i try to park, he steals my space! Everytime!

    zims
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They definitely need to learn English before tackling other languages

    Alex K
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    goddan fawreinewrs . they took er jobs

    Evelína Zlá
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Obviously - for this person are all the languages of Earth forin langage - whoever he/she might be...

    View more comments
    #17

    Title

    AmznMovieRevws Report

    Evelína Zlá
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine this guy talking to Kubrick.... Yeah yeah, the music was legendary... the visual effects were epic but the chairs man... the chairs looked sooo uncomfortable. No award there.

    Scagsy
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bizarre if nothing else. At least it was an honest critique

    Danieletc
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your couch, your LA-Z-Boy, a lap: this 2:44:-- movie that feels like a 17-hour film will make your chair feel uncomfortable, indeed.

    Thom Schlevens
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not wrong though. But there is a hidden fetish behind watching two and a half hours caring about chairs.

    Mónica Elisabeth Sacco
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people shouldn't be allowed to buy classic movies...

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The whole movie is chock full of discomfort, and the only thing you zero in on is the chairs?

    Meyer Weinstock
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sorry Dave. I can't make the chairs more comfortable.

    View more comments
    #18

    Title

    AmznMovieRevws Report

    Danieletc
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have you MET Trump voters???

    Ezigma
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know people who aren't criminals that deserve that lol. 😝

    Flare
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let me guess, they are entitled people.

    Load More Replies...
    Bacony
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    uuh what about hitler, pol pot, and stalin?

    Kirsten Kerkhof
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, they are not wrong ... As a kid I found it hilarious, but it's a bit cringy to see how Kevin goes full-psycho.

    Isabella Vega
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m sure I could think of a few people...

    Hazel Gray
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Ahem* Have any of you met an orange man named Donald John Trump?

    Monday
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can think of a few people that do deserve to be bludgeoned with a brick...or a pipe...or anything really.

    Sam Cook
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of my all-time favorite Christmas films. I laugh hard every time they are hit in the head. I also love the Trump cameo.

    View more comments
    #19

    Title

    AmznMovieRevws Report

    #20

    Title

    AmznMovieRevws Report

    Vorknkx
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, maybe Harry was just going somewhere incognito?

    SykesDaMan
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But does the lady in question fight aliens and use a neurolaser?

    PotterAvatarDoctorWho
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    like cmon daniel radcliffe where the magic at?? xddddddddd

    Leesa DeAndrea
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was Evans joking? If so, it's pretty funny!

    Seabeast
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The original Woman In Black was terrifying. The Daniel Radcliffe version was lame by comparison.

    View more comments
    #21

    Title

    AmznMovieRevws Report

    Scagsy
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, but there WILL be.

    Two Silly Pups
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So they drag Silent place for actually being silent and also There will be blood because there was NO blood...

    Darth Vader
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There WILL be BLOOD. YOUR BLOOD.

    Mónica Elisabeth Sacco
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Will". Future tense. Learn some grammar, please!

    Ashley Harrold
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, good. That means I can watch it

    Linda HS
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is all in the title...🤦‍♀️

    Danieletc
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Indeed, it was a whole lot of boring tracking shots. And misunderstood milkshake references. Did you stick around for the bowling alley scene?

    View more comments
    #22

    Title

    AmznMovieRevws Report

    Two Silly Pups
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One person actually found the review helpful, I'm done

    Todorokie-dokie
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, I’M done because I was about to comment this.

    Load More Replies...
    Helen Haley
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Until you ask fans why it had to involve so much rape, and their response is always 'that's just how that time period was'. Except this is 100% fiction, that time isn't real, and there was zero reason for the gratuitous rape.

    Monday
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Except since it is 100% fiction and the creator controls the rules, it can have many reasons to have it.

    Load More Replies...
    Thom Schlevens
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyone knows, that dragons weren't even invented til the Renaissance. Good point.

    chi-wei shen
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But it reflects the history of Westeros.

    Ben Steinberg
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "...does not reflect the history of that time at all." ??? Um...wtf?

    Blue Cicada
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I tried to describe the Netflix series The Last Kingdom, based on Bernard Cornwell's novels, to a friend of mine. He said "oh, it's just like Game of Thrones!" I said "yeah, except this is real history, with real events and real people, as related through the eyes of a fictional character. GOT us fantasy."

    David Herz
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and Consumer4220 should know, (s)he was there!

    madcow 3417
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It perfectly reflects the history of a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away.

    View more comments
    #23

    Title

    AmznMovieRevws Report

    Evelína Zlá
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be honest... Jar Jar Binks is like -5 stars for me...

    PhantomBuni
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wore pants on my head for two weeks to imitate that legend. He was the best, rest in pieces Jar Jar

    Load More Replies...
    CrunChewy McSandybutt
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I honestly don't mine Jar Jar. It's the gaping f*****g plot holes that pissed me off.

    Vic
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are 2 kinds of people, mesa not knowing both kinds.. mesa muy confused..

    Two Silly Pups
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very helpful opposing views indeed 😂

    Sam Cook
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never minded Jar Jar, admittedly.

    Sent From The Slytherin House
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    10 stars out of 5 for Jar Jar Binks! *starts applauding*

    Bonnie Dawkins
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did Heatherkins and Eric B Fink watch this movie together?

    AntiNutjob
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From Wikipedia: "He was met with overwhelming dislike from both critics and audiences, and is recognized as one of the most hated characters in Star Wars and the history of film in general"

    View more comments
    #24

    Title

    AmznMovieRevws Report

    Scagsy
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Go git me anutha movie now, Cletus. This one don't got no cars in it.

    Martha Meyer
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His daughter is named Cletus? How terrible.

    Load More Replies...
    BAILEY PANELLI
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How have you not heard of Rupaul's drag race?

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Calvin, if you’d just come out of that closet, you’d finally be free to be your authentic self, and feel completely alive for the first time in your life.

    Meyer Weinstock
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I also thought this, and then my daughter clued me in...not my thing, but I can't say anything negative about people being who they want to be.

    sam thecat
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The name Ru-Paul wasn’t info enough?

    Kelly Hartle
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doesn’t anyone read the movie descriptions?

    View more comments
    #25

    Title

    AmznMovieRevws Report

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This sounds potentially wrong. Very wrong. On a lot of levels.

    View more comments
    #26

    Title

    AmznMovieRevws Report

    Beverly
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is most upsetting. First, because people only want to watch films in English (doubtlessly because they are incapable of reading subtitles); second, because they can't even tell that the film is in Korean, not Chinese! Do they even know there is a country called Korea, where people speak Korean? Have people always been so ignorant?

    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are assuming that these people can actually read at all.

    Load More Replies...
    Wilf
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You laugh, but remember when that American news reporter interviewed the KOREAN director of this Korean film in which a Korean cast plays a Korean family living in Korea who are trying to navigate the Korean class system.... and asked him "Why did you chose to film it in Korean?"

    nanashi
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you can always LEARN the language if you want to avoid reading subtitles that much tho.. like all the non-English speaking person in this world.

    Evelína Zlá
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow... I don´t know if this is more stupid or arrogant but it makes me so angry... some ppl are realy simpletons...

    lailyfnoor
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so entitled.. see the bright side: by watching movie in foreign language, we could learn that language. That's how I learn English (yes, english is foreign language for me)

    Paul Mitchell
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It makes me want to be racist against Americans

    Cold Contagious
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sadly there's too much ignorance, intolerance, and hatred, among the people in the US, but there's also many of us that are kind, intelligent, ppl that are accepting of the diverse cultures, diverse social and family lives, and support equality for everyone in this chaotic world that we all live in. Currently it feels like a pipedream, but those of us who do care, just have to continue the journey one day at a time.

    Load More Replies...
    la Bates
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one just shows how stupid people are which is less funny more scary

    Roadkill The Brave
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're missing out. I used to run into this all the time when I worked at a Movie rental store. The company put 'SUBTITLED' in bold bright letters on the film case and people would still bring it back demanding a refund because it wasn't in English.

    John Doe AKA &quot;READ MY DAMN COMMENT OR REPLY BEFORE YOU DISLIKE!&quot; 5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it's safe to assume people who actively don't like subtitles are usually fuckwits with a 3rd grade reading level. Those that don't watch a movie if it's not in English are usually selfish bastards who don't want to understand the concept of different cultures.

    View more comments
    #27

    Title

    AmznMovieRevws Report

    Per S
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    George has a point there.

    Bertie Last Name
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This review was written by Jake Peralta

    lara
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the sun set on that reviewer some time ago.

    Meyer Weinstock
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude. Michelle Yeoh. In ANY movie. WTF? Have you no taste?

    Dotzilla
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's daylight saving time.

    Debbie
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    when he's right he's right

    Jay Martin
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have the same issue with the Pacific Rim movies, not one person says "It'd time to drop the Jaeger Bomb!"

    View more comments
    #28

    Title

    AmznMovieRevws Report

    Ezigma
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one review showed why they should not have children for so many reasons.

    BG
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the best Spider-Man movie ever made.

    Scagsy
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, but did they enjoy it? Those little rats

    elfin
    Community Member
    Premium
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you children are rats then what are their parents?

    Bonnie Dawkins
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's easier to ask for forgiveness then permission.

    KT
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    rat children? wow..... lol

    Mishte Tine
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So you blame the movie with a bad rating? Pretty lame.

    View more comments
    #29

    Title

    AmznMovieRevws Report

    Scagsy
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He also gave 1 Star for Terminator for the same reason. Arnie never said please or thank-you. Rude.

    chi-wei shen
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Arnie: "May I please shoot you now? Thank you for not trying to evade the bullet."

    Load More Replies...
    Per S
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's true. All work and no play makes Jack a rude boy.

    Irina Deneva-Slav
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This may just be the understatement of the century.

    Misterscooter
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He probably didn't even tip the bartender.

    CincyReds
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He is not rude at the beginning while getting showed around the hotel. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy...or a crazy one

    Thom Schlevens
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would love to see her/his review of 'Misery'.

    Florence Hastings
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If he thinks Jack is rude he definitely should not watch Paul! 😉

    Mónica Elisabeth Sacco
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kubrik should've read your critics. Would done him good. (It's a joke. Irony. Sarcasm).

    View more comments
    #30

    Title

    AmznMovieRevws Report

    Kirsten Kerkhof
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is the only complaint they could find?? Or maybe they were hoping to snack the trauma away and even that was denied to them ...

    bored human
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Far more likely, with the added benefit of us readers not having to rehash that horror. *shudders*

    Load More Replies...
    Ezigma
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's probably the best review that movie got!

    Princess Procrastination
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THATS WHAT THEY DIDNT LIKE? WHAT ABOUT THE NIGHTMARES

    real._.izuku
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ok, so I don't fall asleep during movies, right? well, I fell asleep during that movie. that's how bored I was

    Load More Replies...
    Germaine Thibodeaux
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cats is the reson that there are no more cat movies *sorry Taylor Swift*

    Danieletc
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And where were the cat buttholes???

    Mishte Tine
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another one punishing the movie for something completely unrelated. Sigh.

    Carol Graham
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you rented the movie, then the cinema is in your home. If so, then you deserve a one star!

    Two Silly Pups
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Which, of course, is the movie's fault I expect the Cats ate them all

    View more comments
    #31

    Title

    AmznMovieRevws Report

    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, it is not a children's cartoon, but it was dead funny!

    Flare
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad said he went to see the movie in theaters, and there were a LOT of parents in the theater for this movie with their kids. You can guess how that went.

    JessG
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wasn't it rated "R" though??

    DC
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That film is really messed up ...

    Mommyofboth
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I honestly didn't find it that funny. It was disconcerting.

    Load More Replies...
    glowworm2
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was the entire point of this movie! It was supposed to be an inappropriate, violent cartoon for adults.

    Nubmaeme
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do people really not know what the ratings are for or pay attention to them? Do they not read - assuming they can read - the synopsis to find out what the movie is about before getting it?

    shado
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *spits coffee over keyboard*

    Angrywolf
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of the best cartoons ever!

    View more comments
    #32

    Title

    AmznMovieRevws Report

    Hazel Gray
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WHAT Miss Piggy is the BEST how DAREST THOU

    Cuddles
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one made me laugh. "I hate her with my life". Well, I used to think Piggy was just super-mean and then when I got a little older I figured out it was because she was in love with Kermit and he's kind of a coward about it. XD

    Danieletc
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First, an amphibian. Uh, second, bye.

    #33

    Title

    AmznMovieRevws Report

    Vic
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well Tom Cruise is getting really old, give him a break..

    Ryyde Cade
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He already old old. He still think he got the boyish thing working for him. Still pissed about The Mummy. F that guy

    Load More Replies...
    Hazel Gray
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not like you could have done it

    #34

    Title

    AmznMovieRevws Report

    chi-wei shen
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Something for the category "Describe a movie in two sentences".

    Tardis42
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't disagree with this one. I appreciate the... whatever it was to film a move over that many years, but can't say I really enjoyed it.

    #35

    Title

    AmznMovieRevws Report

    Dotzilla
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ITS SUPPOSED TO BE SILENT "/

    Thomas Register
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They'd probably complain that "The Quiet Earth" wasn't quiet enough. I do want to see a review of this movie from a deaf person.

    Scagsy
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The clue is in the title

    #36

    Title

    AmznMovieRevws Report

    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is just too much information.

    Per S
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Six rednecks found this helpful.

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, there was a sequel to this film? With Larry the Cable Guy in Arnold's role?

    chi-wei shen
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't want to read about the details.

    #37

    Title

    AmznMovieRevws Report

    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, of course not. It's a martial arts film.

    Flare
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are three idiots in this review: the reviewer, and the two people who found this helpful.

    Load More Replies...
    Irina Deneva-Slav
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Sound. Of Music. How could it be a musical, indeed?

    Linda HS
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least had not Chinese-subtitles...🤣😂🤣😂

    Per S
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The sound of a movie title going over Mallory's head.

    Danieletc
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Duh Re Thee ... The first three words just happen to be ....

    View more comments
    #38

    Title

    AmznMovieRevws Report

    Danieletc
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That movie brings out the worst in all things, it seems.

    Marcus Fegent
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But did she still sit through the rest of the movie?

    lailyfnoor
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So her opinion about the movie is . . .

    Anne
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well if he is about to get married.. doesn't that automatically stop the alimony?

    BG
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not unless old mom gives up parental rights and new mom adopts. She's still responsible for her own kids' expenses no matter who they live with.

    Load More Replies...
    KT
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    uhm wow.....not really related to the movie...

    François Carré
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sure any of the emoji characters in the movie could picture her feelings after that.

    Michelle C
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He was surprised!?! He didn't know alimony stops when you get remarried??

    View more comments
    #39

    Title

    AmznMovieRevws Report

    Danieletc
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Praise your God you are not their kid.

    Weronika Natalia Doliwa
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and TWO people have found it helpful.... maybe it should be as a must see for marriace therapists?

    #40

    Title

    AmznMovieRevws Report

    Elijah Kenny
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then this is definitely not the movie for you

    Vic
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe he doesn't hate spiders or home commings..

    Load More Replies...
    #41

    Title

    AmznMovieRevws Report

    chi-wei shen
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have to admit I didn't know about the book by Taleb.

    Irina Deneva-Slav
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm torn between laughing and crying my eyes out.

    Pusfarm
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A movie about "the concept of risk in the financial markets" would definitely be a movie to watch if you need to fall asleep. Sounds dreadful!

    Virginia Neacsu
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would love to see that book into a movie.

    #42

    Title

    AmznMovieRevws Report

    Danieletc
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have you tried getting off meth?

    Hazel Gray
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty sure he's joking...... almost.

    chi-wei shen
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It didn't only make him a bad father but showed his severe mental problems.

    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    This comment is hidden. Click here to view.

    This one is sad. This person needs professional help.

    lara
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You really think that this happened?

    Load More Replies...
    #43

    Title

    AmznMovieRevws Report

    Thomas Register
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd believe animals talking and singing before I'd believe a bunch of animals celebrating the other animals who kill and eat them. (Circle of Life). Unless all the animals involved are humans.

    Damon Gates
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We probably shouldn't mention "The Jungle Book"...uh...disc.

    A Jones
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    although they do talk in their own language.

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They also don't come up with complicated murder plots to kill their siblings.

    Pusfarm
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fact that it's animated apparently didn't register on their "realistic" radar.

    View more comments
    #44

    Title

    AmznMovieRevws Report

    Tracey Tait
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also the breeding pair eat any malformed offspring so Nemo would have been a mom snack.

    DC
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    MOM MOM MOM, hahaha! The movie ... made dumb children flush down entire populations of their aquarium ... people get mad at every little bit of a tit you see in TV because "SEX, GOD, BLABLA", but when a dumb movie makes dumb people, early in their life, do dumb and harmful things ... no one seems to care. Sad, that.

    Load More Replies...
    Flare
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did NOT learn this in 7th grade biology.

    PotterAvatarDoctorWho
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    its a flipping kids movie not a documentary

    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For, gosh sakes, it's a children's movie! Why are you driving yourself crazy unnecessarily?

    #45

    Title

    AmznMovieRevws Report

    Scagsy
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not good enough for two stars though?

    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ryan Gosling is glad that you like him, if nothing else.

    Luna Lovegood
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This person is actually so dumb that they don't understand how to rate a movie. Huh. And I thought I'd seen it all.

    #46

    Title

    AmznMovieRevws Report

    lailyfnoor
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's why (almost) everybody watches it

    Curry on...
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess nobody's reading the movie description or even bothering to watch the trailer. All these tools and still...

    #47

    Title

    AmznMovieRevws Report

    Scagsy
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes. Yes it is a musical. A very famous one. Clearly not famous enough.

    TheCatasaurusMeowMom
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not only a Broadway musical, but a movie musical. Dumbfounded.

    Tim Douglass
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Amazing how nobody knows that until they learn it, isn't it?

    Load More Replies...
    #49

    Title

    AmznMovieRevws Report

    Scagsy
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very clinically put. Nobody should underutilize Daffy Duck. Period.

    Bacony
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Underutilizing Daffy Duck is punishable by Permanent Offworld Reassignment.

    Load More Replies...
    SykesDaMan
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see you are a person with great taste in cartoon characters too! :)

    BG
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, but it also has BFM (May He Live Forever)! So at least I've got that going for me.

    #50

    Title

    AmznMovieRevws Report

    Scagsy
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not about a lighting fixture either

    Per S
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not about Bruce Jenner either.

    Lana Jig-maker
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not about that one character in The Matrix either.

    #51

    Title

    AmznMovieRevws Report

    giovanna
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes Connor yes, it's just hunger, mom's going to make you a sandwich now be quiet.

    Elijah Kenny
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jesus Christ this is both sexist and homophobic. The fact that people like this exist sickens me.

    Fiercepelt
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is just sickening and sexist.

    Bacony
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The worst pirate in the land... Neckbeard...

    kirby joe
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and his crew ; incel jackass and discord mod

    Load More Replies...
    Hazel Gray
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok Connor, you have just proclaimed your place in the world as a fat, sexist, racist, white a*****e.

    View more comments
    #52

    Title

    AmznMovieRevws Report

    Lana Jig-maker
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "danced with wolf, once" not the same ring to it.

    shado
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... and what ... no one danced with it?

    Blue Cicada
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was a very good movie, though.

    BG
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I've just pissed my pants... and no one can do anything about it." "Were it not for my travelling companion, I do believe I would be having the time of my life." "[loudly farts] Put that in ye book." "[finds skeleton with arrow through ribcage] People back east wondering 'Why don't he write?'"

    #53

    Title

    AmznMovieRevws Report

    Danieletc
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But YES a trash .....PANDA!!!!!!

    Vic
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh yeah.. (say it in Rocket's voice)

    Load More Replies...
    Evelína Zlá
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rocket is one of the funniest character of the MU movies... love him.

    shado
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    to quote Drax: "you sir, are an imbicil"

    Autumn
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rocket is awesome!! Don't diss him \:|

    #54

    Title

    AmznMovieRevws Report

    lailyfnoor
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you want movie where there's baby acting like an adult, so go watching Boss Baby

    #55

    Title

    AmznMovieRevws Report

    Vic
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Insects porn, if that helps.. :-p

    Load More Replies...
    #56

    Title

    AmznMovieRevws Report

    Curry on...
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow! Talk about taking your job too seriously.

    SuavePotato
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess this was one of the 600 moments not-so dear

    Danieletc
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uh, more reaity for you, and less Realty.

    Damon Gates
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sure that would have made for a truly thrilling movie.

    #57

    Title

    AmznMovieRevws Report

    Thomas Register
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They were, but Foxx pulled his hand loose just before the picture was taken.

    Vorknkx
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This isn't Brokeback Mountain, or a sequel to it :P

    #58

    Title

    AmznMovieRevws Report

    Scagsy
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It should be called the invisible and quiet lambs

    Danieletc
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, because drawings of lambs, talking about lambs, when in moving pictures don't count.

    #59

    Title

    AmznMovieRevws Report

    Per S
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reviewer just stepped on a Lego.

    Tiger Pearl
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The evil LEGO lying in wait for an unsuspecting victim.

    Load More Replies...
    chi-wei shen
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please tell us what these evil toys did to you.

    Tiffany Marie
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha!! This is how I felt with human beings!

    Thomas Register
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Saw Child's play one too many times.

    #60

    Title

    AmznMovieRevws Report

    Danieletc
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aaaaand ... still think that - -?

    Footballgirl
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I LOVE PITCH PERFECT DONT YOU DARE MAKE FUN OF THIS WONDERFUL MOVIE

    Curry on...
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Try a dictionary next time...or just Google it.

    #61

    Title

    AmznMovieRevws Report

    Per S
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LA is an off-world colony.

    Vorknkx
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ugh, reminds me of a comment I saw in my country - "How can this movie depict 2019, if it was made in 1982???"

    Ben Steinberg
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And yes, while there was some running in the movie, I don't recall ANYONE running WITH a blade! So, really, what is this all about? /s

    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Blade Runner" is a science fiction movie, if you hadn't noticed. It gets better each time I watch it.

    Damon Gates
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nor do we have a base on the Moon, Hilton Hotels in orbit, or a Mr. Fusion power generator.

    Curry on...
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess this person doesn't understand the science fiction genre.

    #63

    Title

    AmznMovieRevws Report

    Per S
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because it was casual Friday.

    Rose the Cook
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe because jeans are now considered suitable attire for any occasion?

    #66

    Title

    AmznMovieRevws Report

    Kaleo Hayase
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this must be the person that reviewed Guardians of the Galaxy

    shado
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    again, to quote Drax: "you are an imbicil"

    #67

    Title

    AmznMovieRevws Report

    Rose the Cook
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They didn;t like it much either!

    Scagsy
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's called history and I'm afraid you can't really change it.

    #68

    Title

    AmznMovieRevws Report

    Vic
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They need clues to hunt him. They are looking for zodiac signs..

    #69

    Title

    AmznMovieRevws Report

    Per S
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ironic that their opinion of movies is so black and white.

    Danieletc
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Being that it was an American production, it was in color. You still got screwed out of a "u".

    Scagsy
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Format: Blu-ray. Manager - Andy Parting. Colour - Black & White

    chi-wei shen
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would they also leave Schindler's List?

    #70

    Title

    AmznMovieRevws Report

    Samantha Lomb
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's R rated. This is the parent's fault for being a moron

    Per S
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not safe for Wu Kang's clan.

    Tiger Pearl
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Deadpool is my favorite marvel character... He’s so real, and doesn’t pretend to be anything but the bitter, violent, and funny anti-hero that he is.

    Bacony
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *begins bouncing around the screen while chanting insults*

    #71

    Title

    AmznMovieRevws Report

    Marcus Fegent
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hopefully that guy never has a position of power.

    DC
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Come on, as if things like that REALLY could happen ... that's for another movie or so!

    Load More Replies...
    Hazel Gray
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Welp, too late now! That weird, racist orange dude is running for president for the sencond time this November. He''s alread wreaked havoc on the black communites, not to mention put thousands of innocent black people at the mercy of the crimminal justice system.

    Hańka
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The key is to understand the message of the film... ;)

    Danieletc
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Much as I hate the Trump, I got sick of QT's Tourette's Syndrome of N-word, said over 100 times. It was well-shot, but I quit that film, two cartoonishly long hours before getting thoroughly done with such worthless vile spew. And that was too long. Just glad I didn't have to deal with QT on screen.

    JessG
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The use of the N-word was historically accurate

    Load More Replies...
    View more comments
    #72

    Title

    AmznMovieRevws Report

    Nicole Tomme
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I loved this movie as a child but as an adult I learned the horrible treatment the cast endured, especially Judy Garland. Poor girl. Now I can't watch it without thinking about the child abuse she went through.

    Per S
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wizards of movie watching.

    #73

    Title

    AmznMovieRevws Report

    Per S
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, unrealistic that it was made.

    Curry on...
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So now there's an expectation for cartoons to be realistic?

    Germaine Thibodeaux
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wacth WWE FRIDAY NIGHT SMACK DOWN of FOX 7-9 PM

    Vic
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Off course, Scooby doesn't drool enough for a great dane..

    See Also on Bored Panda
    #74

    Title

    AmznMovieRevws Report

    Danieletc
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Clinton's Kill Wars: The Second Volume Part pulls it together, tho ...

    #75

    Title

    AmznMovieRevws Report

    Nicole Tomme
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lightning McQueen wouldn't have a backseat driver.

    #77

    Title

    AmznMovieRevws Report

    JuJu
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait till he reads some fanfics :D

    Bacony
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fanfics: *metal slug boss sounds*

    Danieletc
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More like your story, Hianan, when you're ready to see it.

    Elijah Kenny
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    This comment is hidden. Click here to view.

    This person did not watch the movie. Also, HOMOPHOBIC!!!!!!

    #78

    Title

    AmznMovieRevws Report

    SykesDaMan
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saaaw the siiiiiiiiiiiiiign and it opened my eyes I saw the siiiiiign... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVbInzca6OM

    Load More Replies...
    Curry on...
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And yet you saw the title and thought what?

    #79

    Title

    AmznMovieRevws Report

    Bacony
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They could've been creative. But NOOO! Stupid boring humans get the spotlight AGAIN!

    Nicole Tomme
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No but it has a space pirate. Even better.

    #80

    Title

    AmznMovieRevws Report

    #81

    Title

    AmznMovieRevws Report

    JessG
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What does this even mean?

    Ben Steinberg
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That the person who wrote the review most likely doesn't own a yoga mat...

    Load More Replies...
    Monday
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmm...I guess I need to go buy a yoga mat

    Nicole Tomme
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If A=B, and A=C, then obviously Q=Pineapple!

    Nicole Tomme
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I meant B=C.... Dang I screwed it up (shrugs, goes online and wonders why Amazon is sold out of yoga mats).

    Load More Replies...
    Evelína Zlá
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow... I own yoga mat... and would give 5 stars...

    Samantha Lomb
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It appears every person who gave this one stars is racist

    Ranger Kanootsen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what on earth are they talking about??

    #82

    Title

    AmznMovieRevws Report

    Bacony
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Try as many things the law allows.

    Nicole Tomme
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Especially little blue round ones...

    #83

    Title

    AmznMovieRevws Report

    Bacony
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stupid idiotic moronic philistine.

    lara
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And you really think it is a "real review."

    Load More Replies...
    chi-wei shen
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Therefore, andy should learn how to satisfy his wife.

    See Also on Bored Panda
    #84

    Title

    AmznMovieRevws Report

    Nicole Tomme
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unfortunately the Invisible Man did not have much of a presence in this movie.

    #85

    Title

    AmznMovieRevws Report

    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    GoodReader needs to read some educational books.

    Monday
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean...even if we lived in a world where dinosaurs never existed we could STILL have movies about them

    Two Silly Pups
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, because the Bible doesn't even mention them, right?

    Fiercepelt
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh yeah, just ignore all scientific evidence, fossils that prove their existence, and millions of books and papers about the dinosaurs.

    Bacony
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    GoodReader needs to travel back in time and make his childhood self have a Dinosaur Phase™.

    Danieletc
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aaaaaaand another one that voted for Trump.

    Nicole Tomme
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He must have read "All My Friends Are Dead."

    chi-wei shen
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...and the world is 6000 years old.

    #87

    Title

    AmznMovieRevws Report

    Naima Ivansdóttir
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is the kind of movies i'd like to watch but won't, since i know i wouldn't be able to take it and get sick and obsessed.

    Cassie
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do people just randomly watch movies without looking into what they are first?

    Dana Grunwald
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to watch this movie too, but I am scared!!

    JessG
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Has anyone seen this? What's the story?

    #89

    Title

    AmznMovieRevws Report

    lara
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As far as I am concerned, this is one of the best if not THE best Star Wars movie. And it is, literally, based on one line of dialogue in the original movie, now #4.

    Olivia Agave
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And a video game, there was a video game with this as a major mission.

    Load More Replies...
    Vorknkx
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a bit of a Star Wars nerd myself, but I would never, EVER, make a fuss about a wrong laser color. People like "thehup" give the rest of us a bad name.

    Thomas Register
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously? How idiotic do you have to be to slam a MOVIE for art on the box?

    #90

    Title

    AmznMovieRevws Report

    #91

    Title

    AmznMovieRevws Report

    #92

    Title

    AmznMovieRevws Report

    Tiffany Marie
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sure there are a few ladies out there that would call them magicians ;)

    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Especially if they had nice wands. ;)

    Load More Replies...
    Danieletc
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Call this a .... *sigh* Mike Drop?

    See Also on Bored Panda
    #94

    Title

    AmznMovieRevws Report

    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you live in La La Land?

    Flare
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish I could upvote this a thousand times, cause that was hilarious!

    Load More Replies...
    #95

    Title

    AmznMovieRevws Report

    Nicole Tomme
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And yet he gave it 5 stars....

    Olivia Agave
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't show them Kimba the White Lion either - he carries around the taxidermied body of his dead father a lot.

    #96

    Title

    AmznMovieRevws Report

    Bacony
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyone knows Dora is a witch who has an extension charm on her backpack.

    Lana Jig-maker
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    thought Dora was a timelord, and the monkey was the companion.

    Load More Replies...
    BiColi Erasmus
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was obviously a telescopic fishing rod. Honestly, Chris, have you ever backpacked?

    Nicole Tomme
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This girl would hate Mary Poppins. And Halloweentown. And any videogame with an inventory system... He must be bored.

    #97

    Title

    AmznMovieRevws Report

    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, because it's "Frozen".

    Two Silly Pups
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People like this should not reproduce in a first place

    #98

    Title

    AmznMovieRevws Report

    Luna Lovegood
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    This comment is hidden. Click here to view.

    yeah, I bet so. Thanks for stating the obvious, buddy.

    #99

    Title

    AmznMovieRevws Report

    Tiffany Marie
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is my personal review on my life 😔

    Kiss Army
    Community Member
    Premium
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can never have too many cats!

    Load More Replies...
    Luna Lovegood
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aaaaand you expected what exactly? Personally, I think there's not enough cats. I would have preferred cats to weird demonic aliens.

    #100

    Title

    AmznMovieRevws Report

    Danieletc
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yet it distracted you with those two things well enough. You did not notice it was obfuscated steampunk-y nonsense that held a plot ... like a fish net holds water, didja?

    Erica
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like Bored Panda can concoct a similar post based on your incessant need to comment completely uninteresting and irrelevant commentary on every entry in this list.

    Load More Replies...
    #102

    Title

    AmznMovieRevws Report

    Per S
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ryan, stop playing with your food.

    Nicole Tomme
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, Ryan. It is WAR (starts food fight).

    Bacony
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one's image is broken! Fix it!

    #103

    Title

    AmznMovieRevws Report

    Bacony
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh god it's an apostrophe where there shouldn't be one i hate this

    Luna Lovegood
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There, there. Avert your eyes from the stupidity, it will be okay.

    Load More Replies...
    Danieletc
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ME !!!! MEMEMEMEMEMEMEME! ME!!! What kind of monkey? Can I be the three-year-old??

    Nubmaeme
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like someone has never played with a child when that child's imagination is the leader. You go to all kinds of places yet never leave the living room!

    See Also on Bored Panda
    #104

    Title

    AmznMovieRevws Report

    #105

    Title

    AmznMovieRevws Report

    Ranger Kanootsen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    mr shoper... needs to go back to spelling school.

    Nicole Tomme
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Toy Story would probably scare this guy to death.

    #106

    Title

    AmznMovieRevws Report

    Per S
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doesn't believe in planets or space, but believes in stars.

    Fiercepelt
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look into the sky. There. SPACE. This person needs to get a life.

    Tiffany Marie
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Smoke some weed brother.. You'll go there every time ;)

    lara
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another graduate of the public school science program.

    Dotzilla
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    TODD IS A FLAT EARTHIAN !!!!!!!!!!!!

    Bacony
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think a trip to Android Hell will make you change your mind.

    #108

    Title

    AmznMovieRevws Report

    Danieletc
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't care what level of stupid he is, want this guy's life.

    Nicole Tomme
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shark balloons do not count

    Bacony
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, a member of the HECU.

    #109

    Title

    AmznMovieRevws Report

    Per S
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Straight outta the nursing home.

    Dana Grunwald
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, that's s good reason!

    #110

    Title

    AmznMovieRevws Report

    Monday
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Watched this movie with a drunk friend. He spent the first half of the movie making fun of the little girl...and the second half of the movie crying about how he was so sorry that he was mean to her.

    Dana Grunwald
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This movie made me nightmares.

    Patrick Earley
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Best horror film made in the last 5 years

    Biljana Malesevic
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But it's supposed to be like that! It's a horror movie.

    Naima Ivansdóttir
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    don't smoke and watch is my favourite. can relate. applies to a lot of movies too!

    #111

    Title

    AmznMovieRevws Report

    Nicole Tomme
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No but the road was furious

    #112

    Title

    AmznMovieRevws Report

    Nicole Tomme
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah why can't they just be civil?

    Danieletc
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because they have to beat the c**p out of each other, to see who wins. What heroes do these days, for money...

    #113

    Title

    AmznMovieRevws Report

    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, I know where his mind is at.

    Danieletc
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At moments like this, I'm quite fine that other people's lives have more ... introspection.

    See Also on Bored Panda
    #114

    Title

    AmznMovieRevws Report

    Tiffany Marie
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think its also a sin to be that stuck up and narrow minded.

    Alexandru Bucur
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just wait until this person finds out Te Fiti is a literal goddess and Maui a demigod and none of these people have ever even heard of Jesus...

    Luna Lovegood
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and the Bible has never once said that tattoos are bad...

    Load More Replies...
    Rose the Cook
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It should be considered a sin to be intolerant of other cultures customs. Or the lifestyle choices of some members of your own.

    Per S
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That grammar is a sin.

    Thomas Register
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm surprised this idiot didn't think it was a porn film about a Moan'a.

    #115

    Title

    AmznMovieRevws Report

    Curry on...
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Sigh* so much energy spent on trying to sound deep and intelligent.

    Dotzilla
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How dare you be mean to air bud

    #116

    Title

    AmznMovieRevws Report

    Danieletc
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Duuuuuude, like, they were never in Gotham!!!!

    #117

    Title

    AmznMovieRevws Report

    Luna Lovegood
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *sigh* Any time now, God. Any time. The asteroid would be greatly appreciated, thanks.

    Dotzilla
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Im laughing out loud right now

    #118

    Title

    AmznMovieRevws Report

    Aski Markup
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well all shriek at sherk lol

    #119

    Title

    AmznMovieRevws Report

    Nicole Tomme
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well it is a better title than "Large Children."

    #120

    Title

    AmznMovieRevws Report

    #121

    Title

    AmznMovieRevws Report

    #122

    Title

    AmznMovieRevws Report

    Elijah Kenny
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well he became president and now the country has gone to heck. Happy, conservatives?

    #123

    Title

    AmznMovieRevws Report

    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am all for critical thought, but this type of thinking is dangerous because the theory that vaccines cause autism has been debunked years ago. Dr Andrew Wakefield is a quack.

    Samantha Lomb
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also people with autism aren't damaged.

    Bacony
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But people who call us damaged will be.

    Load More Replies...
    Fiercepelt
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fricking anti-vaxxer. This is a fricking lie. Vaccines don't cause autism.

    lara
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Vaccines do not "cause" autism. You are born with autism, if you have autism.

    Sori
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought studies showed it could happen as well as a rewiring of the brain? (Legit comment_ Nothing at all to do with antivaxing as antivaxers, flatethers and orange Cheetos racists are the scum of the earth)

    Load More Replies...
    Danieletc
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone see a need to infiltrate anit-vax stuff this into it all --- ? Not me...

    View more comments
    See Also on Bored Panda
    #125

    Title

    AmznMovieRevws Report

    #126

    Title

    AmznMovieRevws Report

    Danieletc
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's because ... he likes to take ... alotta time.... Olaf! [badum-TISH!]

    #127

    Title

    AmznMovieRevws Report

    Danieletc
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Au contraire! It was precious masturbating time Quentin T got PAID for doing!!!

    #128

    Title

    AmznMovieRevws Report

    #129

    Title

    AmznMovieRevws Report

    #131

    Title

    AmznMovieRevws Report

    Curry on...
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Dancing With Wolves of Wall Street, there was one wolf.

    #132

    Title

    AmznMovieRevws Report

    Luna Lovegood
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *inhales* then WHY, may I ask, did you fricking buy it?!?!

    Nicole Tomme
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Methinks he may BE a troll....

    Tiffany Marie
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually felt the same.. In the end I watched. It made me smile and helped out my complex PTSD.

    #133

    Title

    AmznMovieRevws Report

    Luna Lovegood
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and a very good animation, at that.

    See Also on Bored Panda
    #135

    Title

    AmznMovieRevws Report

    #136

    Title

    AmznMovieRevws Report

    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You couldn't have loved Ryan that much if you got his surname wrong.

    #137

    Title

    AmznMovieRevws Report

    #139

    Title

    AmznMovieRevws Report

    Danieletc
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Try searching "Elvira, Mistress of the Dark"

    Bacony
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Try searching "fungus3" or "Sean10M" on Spore. You'll get your boobs then.

    Load More Replies...
    Nicole Tomme
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just turn the 3 sideways

    #140

    Title

    AmznMovieRevws Report

    Danieletc
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tune in for the cute guy, stay for the story you think will ... one day ... make a tiny bit of sense ... aaaaaaaand definitely will not.

    #142

    Title

    AmznMovieRevws Report

    Flare
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone call CPS! I'm not even kidding!

    Luna Lovegood
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    good LORD that is child abuse please do not reproduce

    #143

    Title

    AmznMovieRevws Report

    Zei Kiljoy
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nevermind that the cover art and most things you see when you click on it show stills of the animation.