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There’s nothing like a big fluffy dog to improve our moods. Well, we’ve got something even better. Tons of pictures of funny and adorable Alaskan Malamutes to charge you up with enough positive energy for the entire week! Scroll down for your dose of Vitamin Malamute and upvote your favorite of these silly dogs. If you have one of these adorable dogs at home, post a photo of them in the comments below, dear Pandas!

Alaskan Malamutes are friendly and energetic, big-eaters, and even bigger fur factories. However, be sure to keep a leash on your big dog because they’re hunters at heart and might go after wildlife if left to roam freely in the vast outdoors. They’re also great climbers and amazing diggers, so keeping these cute dogs behind a fence is a real challenge.

#1

Was My Big Bro, Now... Still My Big Bro

Was My Big Bro, Now... Still My Big Bro

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varwenea
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Such happy faces. Cute tongues and cute smiles.

AMYAH MINOTT-STARLING
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

the first ones like i will be taller one day....

Katie Crowden
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

a nice job he is or she is a big bog my dog is die so good job for getting that big she or he so pretty

Diane Lloyd
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

OMG, the smile of the smaller dog on the right! Happy, happy!

Anna roberts
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Your little one has a much bigger smile on his face in the second picture. Sure looks like he likes being on the bottom better LOL

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    #2

    Meet Luca, The Alaskan Malamute That Loves To Destroy Her Toys, Except This One

    Meet Luca, The Alaskan Malamute That Loves To Destroy Her Toys, Except This One

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    varwenea
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They look alike, especially when Luca grew up.

    Katie Crowden
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that is so cute it almost made me cry

    Donna Becker
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    we call it their ' night night' toy. My 80 pound Golden had a beanie baby she carried around and a fluffy frog she nursed on when she went to sleep...she still has the frog..the new pup killed Beanie baby:(

    devi L.
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol this ones a Siberian tho. Looks like doggo

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    #3

    Pupper Then, Doggo Now

    Pupper Then, Doggo Now

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    Little Flame
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I almost thought the dog grew two human legs

    SnowWolf
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    5 years ago

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    That would be a stupid assumption

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    Gale Langseth Vester
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Naah, we don’t believe it. We insist on seeing a slow-mo.

    Faith Nicole
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I no longer see human, just legs 🤣

    Shelli Aderman
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha! And I bet he thinks he’s still a puppers. 💕

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    This breed of dogs can live up to 12 to 15 years if you give them the proper love and care they deserve. Alaskan Malamutes were bred to pull sleds in harsh winter climates, so they require plenty of exercise. So going for walkies (or rather runnies) is not negotiable! Unless you enjoy hearing your canine howling in frustration, give it plenty of movement.

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    Malamutes are great with kids. Just keep in mind, they’re large dogs, so it’s still important to supervise playtime between them and your toddlers. Sometimes, dogs don’t realize how big and powerful they are.

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    My Big Dude Just Turned One And Is Massive!

    My Big Dude Just Turned One And Is Massive!

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    5 years ago

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    #5

    Hello, Do You Have A Moment To Talk About Jesus Christ?

    Hello, Do You Have A Moment To Talk About Jesus Christ?

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    Hans
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would totally boop that nose!

    Morgan
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is the dog in the trunk?

    Stevie
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay wait a minute. When I said it's the safest place I mean these open trunks where you can look over the back seats and still communicate with the dog – not a completely closed one.

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    Edie Hart
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a doggy door in your car?

    Birma Gustafsson
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Hello, can I talk to you about our Lord Anubis?"

    Ryan Baker
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Much hi. Very surprise. Big cute.

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    #6

    My Friend's Malamute Thinks He's A Lap Dog

    My Friend's Malamute Thinks He's A Lap Dog

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    Luna Lovegood
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All dogs are lap dogs :)

    NavyDave
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once i was at a dog park and this 85 kg saint bernard tried to sit in my lap.

    JLaw
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who's going to argue, really?

    AJu
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't see a problem

    Clare Amidei
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My friend's Saint Bernard is the exact same way

    Laura Lawson
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just love how the rest of the family is so chill with having a 2 ton floof machine on their laps. They are just like yep, this is our pupper, no big deal. Even though when he/she gets up & leaves half it's body weight in hair behind...lol!

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    But before you go jogging off to your local shelter or dog breeder to rescue an Alaskan Malamute, you should be aware of some health issues that this breed has. These adorable animals are at risk of a genetic deformity called hip dysplasia where their hip sockets require surgery to correct. That can be expensive and, if untreated, can lead to arthritis later on. That’s why you should make sure that you have documents showing you that the dog’s parents don’t have this genetic disease.

    Alaskan Malamutes are also at-risk when it comes to inheriting polyneuropathy. This means that their nervous system becomes disorderly and can lead to a lack of coordination and weakness. However, if your Malamute’s parents are healthy, your doggo should be, too. So remember to do thorough research beforehand! That way, you’ll have a healthy, happy dog that can bring a smile to your face every day for a long, long time.

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    Handsome Boy River

    Handsome Boy River

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    Carol Emory
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one looks like a Malamute/Great Pyreneese or St Bernard mix.

    IwiLLsTeaLyOuRsoUl
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    just a few pounds shy of a polar bear, I expect.

    Dorothy Cloud
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Beautiful, but is that a Malamute face?

    HorrorEyeArcade
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i wanna photoshop some armor onto this boi

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    #8

    An Alaskan Malamute Having The Time Of His Life At Mt. Hermon, Israel

    An Alaskan Malamute Having The Time Of His Life At Mt. Hermon, Israel

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    Black Goat of the Woods
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually just scratching behind the ear, but still very cute

    Jordan Williams
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The face of my dog when he goes to scratch himself

    Susanna Scott
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If that's not the best smile ever, I don't know what is!

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    #9

    This Little Nugget

    This Little Nugget

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    Kathy Baylis
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your little nugget is going to grow into a veritable mountain within a year...

    JLaw
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you say "little"...

    Cameron Foord
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The cutest! And he’s going to grow up to be a bear!

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    #10

    Welcome Back Hooman. Did You Remember To Buy My Tuna?

    Welcome Back Hooman. Did You Remember To Buy My Tuna?

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    Suzanne Clark
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously? Obviously a bear, don't try fooling us! ;-)

    sharron lynn parsons
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If he were my baby, he could be king and have whatever he wants !!!

    Maggie Dougherty
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wanna see how fast I can get in there?? Huh, do ya?

    Maggie Dougherty
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought you would never get home!!!I missed you so much, Mama!!

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    #11

    New Game, Did You Spot Milo Instantly Or Have To Do A Double Take?

    New Game, Did You Spot Milo Instantly Or Have To Do A Double Take?

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    Gabi
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I follow them on instagram, they are amazing!!!!!

    Mascha Claessens
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah me too, definitely a fun account to follow. :3 Their cat Milo is also very fluf and very cute!

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    NeverGoWoke
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Phil, Niko and Milo! I was hoping they would be on here! 😍

    Francis
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The cat doesn't look sooo happy... :D

    Rosie Hamilton
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the cat didn't want to be there then the cat wouldn't be there.

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    Brenda Mccue
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Milo, the cat!! Many double takes needed!!

    Maple Chan
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thought they looked familiar :D

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    #12

    She Still Calls Him Her Puppy

    She Still Calls Him Her Puppy

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    Kathy Baylis
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And I’ll bet the “puppy” looks after her too.

    Maggie Dougherty
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a gorgeous puppy, pretty soon you won't see her in amoungst all that fluff..

    3ke
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All call dogs puppies. I don't care how much gray is on their face, they're all puppies to me and it makes them happy

    Miraculous Ladybug Fan Ladyblog lover
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a chihuahua who is older than me. She’s older than 19. I’m 13. She’s my baby.

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    Luna Lovegood
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He is definitely just a big puppy :)

    sharron lynn parsons
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually never knew they grew this big !!!

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    #13

    I Bought My Malamute Puppy A Hiking Pack, It Doesn't Quite Fit Him Yet

    I Bought My Malamute Puppy A Hiking Pack, It Doesn't Quite Fit Him Yet

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    Carol Emory
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just wait a few days...LOL

    Ryan Baker
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *System- Failing- Cuteness- Overload...*

    ERIN W.
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He is extremely cute! And I wish you both many wonderful memories and many wonderful years together he seems like he's going to make you a wonderful dog if he hadn't already, he's a cutie!

    ERIN W.
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know Ryan be your guess is as good as mine!

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    #14

    Tonka The Alaskan Malamute Dressed For Halloween As A Siberian Husky

    Tonka The Alaskan Malamute Dressed For Halloween As A Siberian Husky

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    JLaw
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my goodness. That is awesome! Best thing? He's quite proud of it and doesn't give a stuff what anyone thinks.

    Maggie Dougherty
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my, what a gorgeous costume, fits him to a T..

    Betsy Gee
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    cute; we have a Husky, also very fluffy, good at running and sometimes escaping from a leash...and super lovable.

    Debra Ann ElderLambeth
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think he is thinking " will anyone recognize me?"

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    #15

    Trying To Get A Closer Look

    Trying To Get A Closer Look

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    Kathy Baylis
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pictures of dogs mushing their faces against windows always crack me up. I remember how we used to do the same thing as kids (and I admit even now...), and our faces looked just like the dogs’ faces. Funny memories.

    Maggie Dougherty
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey Mom, are they clean unuff? Can ya see em all?

    Joyous
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG....alert Stephen KING------here's a horror movie in the making!

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    #16

    My Girlfriend's Brother Got A New Dog

    My Girlfriend's Brother Got A New Dog

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    Fred Dryer
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For now he's Little Bite. He'll be Big Bite later.

    devi L.
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol good luck. They can jump over 6ft tall fence 🤦🏽‍♀️

    Raine Soo
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This Malamute looks like quite the character!

    Gale Langseth Vester
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    >Nom nom stop for fence aspect not anticipated<

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    #17

    Because Dogs Are The Best Cuddle Buddies

    Because Dogs Are The Best Cuddle Buddies

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    Laugh Fan
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Argh! What's that on the back of the sofa? Is it - a virus??? Doggo save your hooman.

    JLaw
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who's going to argue?

    Faith Nicole
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, when the dog is as big as a couch, and covered in floof.....

    CincyReds
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They really are. I never sleep alone because I always have my puppers

    melbfk
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want one but have a studio apartment and I need room to walk.

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    #18

    I Know You Guys Want To Hug Me Like This. Am I Right?

    I Know You Guys Want To Hug Me Like This. Am I Right?

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    Laugh Fan
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, yes, sweetie! You are absolutely right. 🤗🤗🤗

    varwenea
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's wearing a doggie fur coat.

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    #19

    When Your Malamute Doesn’t Want To Come Inside

    When Your Malamute Doesn’t Want To Come Inside

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    Dave Chapman
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, he is built for it, he probably feels just nice and cool! Even the snow adds insulation for him.

    JLaw
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not just like you can go and pick him up and bring him in! But, he seems happy. ♡

    Christine Ladyman
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His genes are calling! Where's the sled!?

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    #20

    As I Keep Seeing Big Dogs On Here, May I Present To You My Friend's Alaskan Malamute, Gibson

    As I Keep Seeing Big Dogs On Here, May I Present To You My Friend's Alaskan Malamute, Gibson

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    ChA-cHa ReAl SmOoTh
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Yes we've been waiting for you"

    AMYAH MINOTT-STARLING
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it looks like a wolf but its a floof

    sharron lynn parsons
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So nice, he allows you to sit on the couch !!!

    Sharon Hahn
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's his love seat to sprawl out on. Move hooman!

    Teresa Spanics
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WOW! Talk about a dog who can sleep on a twin sized bed!

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    #21

    My Mini-Malamute

    My Mini-Malamute

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    Anne
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    holy cow sized doggo..

    Up All Night
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But not a malamute! Look at the ears, it's clearly a mix bred for size. (As many of the dogs in this post.)

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    varwenea
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mini? Not my definition of mini.

    Christina L. Vigil
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That groomer is contemplating just running out of that shop and never coming back! Or maybe he charges per square foot, ka-ching!

    Faith Nicole
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ya, this is definitely a cow in a dog costume 🙄

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    #22

    2 Months Vs 7 Months Comparison. Any Alaskan Malamute Fans?

    2 Months Vs 7 Months Comparison. Any Alaskan Malamute Fans?

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    Laugh Fan
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No need for a duvet when you have a big floofy doggo!

    Miraculous Ladybug Fan Ladyblog lover
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And a kelpie can be the pillow if you don’t mind being woken up with your face being licked. A chihuahua as the teddy bear.

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    Dave Chapman
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My GSD had some Malamute bred into his line, gives them size and stronger hips & backs. He was 110lb male GSD X and NEVER had hip problems. Save the breed, Stop the highly sloped back GSD's!! 7 months? Wow, these are big fluffers!

    Anna roberts
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Holy c**p, 5 months? At what age do they stop growing?

    melbfk
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can you breathe under the doggo blanket?

    Debra Ann ElderLambeth
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    Oh yes the sign of true friend is the willingness to get down on your puppies level next to his water dish. With all that fur a puppy will lose massive amounts of water playing and panting to cool off and crying because he hasn't yet learned where to find what he needs to stop the pain and confusion of dehydration that so many people never once consider and will let their pup cry as a training issue. This one action by owners TORKS ME TO CRY IN EMPATHY FOR EVERY PUPPY NO MATTER THE BREED.

    #23

    Doggo Growing Up

    Doggo Growing Up

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    IwiLLsTeaLyOuRsoUl
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The second picture is PURE ARM STRENGTH

    Full Name
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That strength comes from lifting gold bars. Look at that house!

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    Aski Markup
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lovely dog, and lovely house too!

    Donald Holder
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Strong girl. My Malamute weights 135lbs!

    Robert Robi Z
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And your muscle strength growing along

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    #24

    How To Keep 250 Lbs Of Malamute Out Of Your Bed

    How To Keep 250 Lbs Of Malamute Out Of Your Bed

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    Bill
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why wou lb d you want to keep 250 lbs out of your bed?

    Flare
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine that much weight sitting on your ribs.

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    Laura Johnston
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The plywood is bending in the middle, lol!

    Anna roberts
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Top bed does not look like it will last much longer...

    Johanne Trudeau
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's right!! Make them their own beds...

    cybermerlin2000
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I keep 250lbs out of my bed by sleeping on the floor

    Martti Laurson
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What kind of a malamute weighs 250 lbs? A hybrid of a bear and a malamute? A grown male malamute's normal weight is 76-95 lbs. Or is the weight combined of the 2 ones in the picture?

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    #25

    Our Faces, When Asked, Who Finished The Cake. Hint: It Wasn’t The Human

    Our Faces, When Asked, Who Finished The Cake. Hint: It Wasn’t The Human

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    Ryan Baker
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wasn’t me... *licks cake crumbs off face*

    Maggie
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But big fluff can't eat cake, so...the carpet ate it?

    Anna roberts
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doggo looks like Why you wanna know? Going to fix another one?

    Real Joe Biden
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    5 years ago

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    I've done that same position with my wife. She's a doctor.

    Kenny Kulbiski
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Give it up Donnie, it's not working. Course you outta be used to that.

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    #26

    This Polar Bear

    This Polar Bear

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    melbfk
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stunning but would get lost in the snow!

    #27

    Couple Derps

    Couple Derps

    jtpfei26 Report

    Liam Weiss
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine you seeing this at the end of a hallway at midnight, bounding towards you...cute yet horrifying

    FloC
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me when I called the newfoundland of my neighbours and it came running to me. I realized my mistake to late and ended on the ground with this huge mass of black fur and pink tongue on top of me.

    Anna roberts
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fooooooodddddddd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Robert Robi Z
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When your tongue wants to go the other way...

    melbfk
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like a stalker in the background.

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    #28

    Xander, The Dogs At The Park Called Me A Wolf Bear Again

    Xander, The Dogs At The Park Called Me A Wolf Bear Again

    TonaldDump Report

    catslave6
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    S ok, Xander. U hooman lubs you. 'Sides, cool to be wolf bear! So handsome.

    Anna roberts
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and then, and then, she yelled at me........

    Maggie Dougherty
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You just wait till I grow up, Ima get them nasty boys back, K Dad?

    Johanne Trudeau
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Such a sad "little" boy... It's ok, you're my big puppy...

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    #29

    May I Have This Dance?

    May I Have This Dance?

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    Tiffiny Seemann
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve..... had... the time of my life...

    Lindsey
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Slow, slow, quick, quick. Lol

    Autumn Walton
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, yes you may. This is me with my dogs.

    #30

    Buddy, Are You A Malamute Or A Teddy Bear?

    Buddy, Are You A Malamute Or A Teddy Bear?

    ShellsRealm Report

    Boodle
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    definitely teddy, no questions asked.

    bahamut
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    bit a column a bit of column b

    Kathy Baylis
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Definitely a bear, teddy or not!

    Maggie Dougherty
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a handsome dog, I would just love to pet him!!

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    #31

    Believe It Or Not, That’s An Alaskan Malamute, Not A Weird Rabbit. Meet Ember

    Believe It Or Not, That’s An Alaskan Malamute, Not A Weird Rabbit. Meet Ember

    sp1z99 Report

    Autumn Walton
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She looks like a fox. kind of. the tail and the ears.

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    #32

    What A Difference 8 Months Can Make. No More Looking Down To Teddy

    What A Difference 8 Months Can Make. No More Looking Down To Teddy

    king_kodah_malamute Report

    Sarah Yoffa
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish Starz Outlander had cast one of these puppers as Rollo instead of using some Husky dogs (which are cute but half the size)

    Anna roberts
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like me 2 human boys 5 yrs apart, but at 14 my youngest outgrew his brother... it was not pretty LOL

    Miraculous Ladybug Fan Ladyblog lover
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Winter floof in 1st pic, 2nd pic is summer. In second, the bigger dog is saying still bigger.

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    #33

    Size Difference Between These Two

    Size Difference Between These Two

    nobu.themalamute Report

    MagicalUnicorn
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i somehow think little one is in charge :D

    Kathy Baylis
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They usually are—-and are waaaay more fearless than the big dog.

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    Christine M Quigley
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's usually the way it goes, my 120 lb chocolate lab was lorded over by my 7 lb Yorkie poo..they even 'ran away together', 5 times!

    Johanne Trudeau
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Daddy, can I keep the squeaky toy? Can I, hunh? can I, can I?????

    Robert Robi Z
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think there is any doubt about who is the boss

    #34

    Malamute Goes For A Car Ride

    Malamute Goes For A Car Ride

    Alexleigh7 Report

    Diane Lloyd
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ears adjust like side view mirrors - very handy.

    Anna roberts
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am I sitting right mom? Am I? Am I?

    cybermerlin2000
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait... V.E.T. is not how you spell park!

    melbfk
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Next time remember your passengers

    #35

    I Think We Could Be A Better Beauty And The Beast Than Beauty And The Beast

    I Think We Could Be A Better Beauty And The Beast Than Beauty And The Beast

    trez_and_tydus Report

    Cian Thomas McHugh
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got a free sneak peek for the new Beauty and the Beast remake, what do you think?

    Donald Holder
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry, but I don't see any beast. Just two beauties!

    Vic
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The beauty looks perfect!! The hooman needs to look a little more beastly though..

    Dorothy Parker
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is no beast here, just beauty.

    melbfk
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No way. Neither of you look like a beast.

    cybermerlin2000
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think you look like a beast and neither does your floofit

    Real Joe Biden
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    5 years ago

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    That girl is hot. Shwing!

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    #36

    Giant Malamute Family

    Giant Malamute Family

    alaskindo_malamute Report

    Kathy Baylis
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just look at those ginormous paws!

    Brenda Couvee
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had no idea these dogs were so huge until seeing these

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    Maggie
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks more like a polar bear than a dog!

    Laura Johnston
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG the one on the right is massive.

    Ryan Baker
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nice yankees hat!!! Finally someone who isn’t a red sox fanatic 🙄

    Jaybird3939
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think Dad is 3rd on the "Whose in charge" scale

    Christine M Quigley
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am in awe of the sheer size of these gorgeous floofs!!

    Gina
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those paws are HUGE!!

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    #37

    That Has Been His Chair Since He Was A Puppy

    That Has Been His Chair Since He Was A Puppy

    trez_and_tydus Report

    Dave Chapman
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh c'mon, no need to crucify the guy, he's only being hooman...they're both beautiful!

    melbfk
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And he's kind enough to keep letting you share it.

    #38

    My Malamute Just Turned 1, So We Celebrated With Balloons, Hats, And Carrot Cupcakes

    My Malamute Just Turned 1, So We Celebrated With Balloons, Hats, And Carrot Cupcakes

    Exotli8 Report

    #39

    Still A Little Puppy

    Still A Little Puppy

    husky.malamute.jp Report

    Jeffrey
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very nice looking dogs. The local animal shelters have tons of nice dogs though that need homes, instead of breeding ones to sell.

    Kathy Baylis
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, in comparison to a polar bear, yeah.

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    #40

    What’s For Dinner Humom?

    What’s For Dinner Humom?

    Malliemomx5 Report

    JLaw
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Whatever you want, handsome boy"

    Robert Robi Z
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *tip* the dog is asking that question after just eating three jumbo pizzas, two kilos of fries and three kilos of sausages

    Viki Banaszak
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know, a side of beef just for you??? Just guessing.

    Autumn Walton
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Humom" Hooman Mom. I haven't heard that before but I like it! ;)

    cybermerlin2000
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Steak and Gravy. It's always Steak and Gravy for a loveable woofit

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    #41

    Alaskan Malamute Enjoying The Sun While It Lasts

    Alaskan Malamute Enjoying The Sun While It Lasts

    ExoticManiac_ Report

    #42

    He Is Here To Buy Some Cuddles

    He Is Here To Buy Some Cuddles

    KianMcWolfy Report

    Laugh Fan
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Noooo - he's selling cuddles. I'll take two please.

    Anne
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love the derpy look on his face

    #43

    Boo!

    Boo!

    taigamalamute Report

    Rosie Hamilton
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AHHH - Ghost! Oh, silly me. It's just a massively marvellous Malamute!

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    #44

    If This Photo Doesn't Make Your Monday Morning Less Grim, I'm Not Sure What Will

    If This Photo Doesn't Make Your Monday Morning Less Grim, I'm Not Sure What Will

    malamutemoosh Report

    JLaw
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And Tuesday's and Wednesday's and Friday's and Saturday's and Sundays. ♡

    JLaw
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    This comment has been deleted.

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    #45

    Even Walking Around The House Is Difficult When You Own 3 Malamutes And A Husky

    Even Walking Around The House Is Difficult When You Own 3 Malamutes And A Husky

    Nashedpotatoes Report

    EHops
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your food bill for these babies must be out of this world

    #46

    Just Telling The Window Cleaner How To Do His Job Better

    Just Telling The Window Cleaner How To Do His Job Better

    lifewithmalamutes Report

    #47

    6’4, 180 Pound Alaskan Malamute Looking For The Cat

    6’4, 180 Pound Alaskan Malamute Looking For The Cat

    trich87 Report

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    #48

    From A Small Floof To A Big Floof In Just 9 Months

    From A Small Floof To A Big Floof In Just 9 Months

    kai.malamute Report

    Autumn Walton
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    is this the same guy in the birthday picture?

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    #49

    We Used To Go To The Park And Play The Swing. Too Bad I'm Too Big Now

    We Used To Go To The Park And Play The Swing. Too Bad I'm Too Big Now

    elvis.barksley Report

    #50

    Alaskan Malamute Phil vs. Alaskan Klee Kai. Check Out The Size Difference Of The Two Breeds

    Alaskan Malamute Phil vs. Alaskan Klee Kai. Check Out The Size Difference Of The Two Breeds

    Lifewithmalamutes Report

    Lorraine R
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Klee Kai not a sled puller, I take it?

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    #52

    Of Course I Can Fit On Your Lap, Mom. Why Wouldn’t I Be Able To?

    Of Course I Can Fit On Your Lap, Mom. Why Wouldn’t I Be Able To?

    mooseandmayathemalamutes Report

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    #53

    When I Saw Her Pet Another Dog

    When I Saw Her Pet Another Dog

    elvis.barksley Report

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    #54

    Did You Say, Bacon?

    Did You Say, Bacon?

    tampamalamute Report

    Noah Merrill
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that bandana choking him or is he skinny under all that luxurious fur? And I love bacon!

    HOT CHOCOLATE <3
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they just skinny watch them take a bath XD THEY ARE 100% FLOOF I PROMISE LOL I HAVE ONE

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    #56

    Not Sure Why He’s Battling To Hold Me, I’m Only Little

    Not Sure Why He’s Battling To Hold Me, I’m Only Little

    malamutemoosh Report

    Vivian C
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who's talking? The doggo or man???

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    #58

    One Day We Will Find A Couch Big Enough For You, Buddy

    One Day We Will Find A Couch Big Enough For You, Buddy

    mooseandmayathemalamutes Report

    #59

    What Do You Mean This Doesn't Look Comfy?

    What Do You Mean This Doesn't Look Comfy?

    king_kodah_malamute Report

    GARRETT O'BANION
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he looks like he was doing something bad then realized you were there

    #60

    Figuring Out What To Do

    Figuring Out What To Do

    tinymalamute Report

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    #61

    She Is 5’ He Is About 130lbs

    She Is 5’ He Is About 130lbs

    moveit22 Report

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    #62

    Oh Sunday

    Oh Sunday

    elvis.barksley Report

    Fred Dryer
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm still growing. See? My tongue doesn't fit yet.

    #64

    One Portal Here, Another One There

    One Portal Here, Another One There

    sadiethealaskanmalamute Report

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    #65

    Our 10 Week Old Alaskan Malamute Tikkanni

    Our 10 Week Old Alaskan Malamute Tikkanni

    Malliemomx5 Report

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    #66

    Alaskan Malamute Playing Hide And Seek

    Alaskan Malamute Playing Hide And Seek

    Lifewithmalamutes Report

    Fred Dryer
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know when I close my eyes no one can see me.

    #67

    Tydus Has A One Really Impressive Skill: Making Hoomans Disappear

    Tydus Has A One Really Impressive Skill: Making Hoomans Disappear

    trez_and_tydus Report

    #68

    Grandma Yuna And Her Friendly Smile

    Grandma Yuna And Her Friendly Smile

    yuna_the_malamute Report

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    #69

    Big Ol' Dog

    Big Ol' Dog

    LogansRun4000 Report

    Fred Dryer
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I can figure out how to get him off the couch I'll be able to floof.

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    #70

    Showing Who’s Boss

    Showing Who’s Boss

    alaskanmalamute_jake Report

    #71

    Did Someone Say Rain?

    Did Someone Say Rain?

    sadiethealaskanmalamute Report

    #72

    Grumpy Baby Is Grumpy

    Grumpy Baby Is Grumpy

    elvis.barksley Report

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    #73

    Meet Dante, Our Terrifying 6 Month Old Alaskan Malamute Guard Puppy

    Meet Dante, Our Terrifying 6 Month Old Alaskan Malamute Guard Puppy

    napalm13 Report

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    #74

    This Is Blaze - Gentle Giant Malamute Still Lets Me Hold Him

    This Is Blaze - Gentle Giant Malamute Still Lets Me Hold Him

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    #75

    Just Look At This Cute Giant Malamute

    Just Look At This Cute Giant Malamute

    tonath_27 Report

    #76

    Absolute Dogs Are So Great

    Absolute Dogs Are So Great

    HookWard Report

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    #77

    Picked Up My Best Friend Exactly One Year Ago Today, Meet Fenrir

    Picked Up My Best Friend Exactly One Year Ago Today, Meet Fenrir

    mattxxii Report

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    #78

    Still A Lap Dog

    Still A Lap Dog

    lifewithmalamutes Report

    #79

    Man's Best Friend

    Man's Best Friend

    lifewithmalamutes Report

    #80

    Kai Goes From 0 To 100 Real Quick

    Kai Goes From 0 To 100 Real Quick

    kai.malamute Report

    Laugh Fan
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Watch out - he's not mastered stopping yet!!

    Fred Dryer
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I can just get my tongue to stop flopping around......

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    #81

    Mr. Hong

    Mr. Hong

    agussusilo139 Report

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    #82

    Giant Alaskan Malamute

    Giant Alaskan Malamute

    shezadali Report

    #83

    My 105 Pound Alaskan Malamute Loves To Be Held As Well

    My 105 Pound Alaskan Malamute Loves To Be Held As Well

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    #84

    Large Malamutes

    Large Malamutes

    SuicidalChad Report

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    #85

    Look At The Size Of This Alaskan Malamute

    Look At The Size Of This Alaskan Malamute

    ScottKinmartin Report

    Fred Dryer
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mommy, can we take those balls home? Please?

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    #86

    Phil The Alaskan Malamute

    Phil The Alaskan Malamute

    Phyrexian_Archlegion Report

    #87

    Even This Big Guy Gets Tired

    Even This Big Guy Gets Tired

    elvis.barksley Report

    #88

    Puppy Growing Up

    Puppy Growing Up

    N0BUDIE Report

    Autumn Walton
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How'd he go from dusky gray to strawberry blond?

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    #89

    Zeus Can Be Barely Lifted

    Zeus Can Be Barely Lifted

    jessi.jee Report

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