We’ve all had days that are like concentrated doses of Vitamin 2020. Horrible. Dysfunctional. And full of so many hilarious fails, we wonder if we should have our aura cleansed or visit an exorcist. Darn your sense of humor, Universe!
To perk up your spirits and make you feel better about where you currently are in life, Bored Panda has collected some of the most epic examples of people having worse days than you. Remember to upvote your fave pics and we’d love to hear about the funniest bad days that you’ve personally had, dear Readers. Sharing is great for bonding after all (and we could all use an extra good laugh or two).
Want some proof of how blessed your life is (even if we’re all stuck in the disaster that is 2020)? Have a scroll through our earlier posts about the legendary fails that made people definitely have a bad day right here, here, as well as here.
We wanted to learn more about dealing with mishaps, developing psychological resilience, and the power of humor, so Bored Panda contacted the British Association for Counselling and Psychotherapy (BACP). Vasia Toxavidi, who is a counselor and an accredited member of the BACP, was kind enough to give us some detailed and in-depth insights. (If any of you dear Readers live in the UK and would like to speak to a counselor or psychotherapist about resilience, mental health, or emotional wellbeing issues, you can find specialists in your area right here.)
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Today I Was Extremely Sad And I Thought "I Can't Wait To Go Home And See My Cat, He Will Make Me Happy". Ok Well I Found Out He Was More Depressed Than Me
The cat is also thinking "I hope hooman comes home happy and uplifts my mood"
Either that or the cat just realized it has another 8 lives left. ;-)
Load More Replies...A can of tuna for him and a plate of hot chips or some really naughty food for you might do the trick. Just don't sit there gossiping with him about the woes of the world and watching the news all day. Make him think of positive things like cat nip and chasing leaves. You do the same, only not with chasing leaves and things, unless that is your 'thing'!
Mother-In-Law Just Served Me This Piece Of Cake
I think Satan made that cake just for you. Get a crucifix, a bible, some Holy Water, some underwear, and get the heck out of there!
Load More Replies...Some Poor Old Gary Somewhere Was Just Hoping To Declare His Love For Doris Today
I have a friend called Gary who is gay. I don’t know if I should show him this or not🤭
Do it! I bet it would make him laugh (unless he doesn't have ANY sense of humor)
Load More Replies...Normally when people come out, they are quite shy about it, but Gary wants the world to know!
Consumer tip: before hiring a skywriter, ask for pictures of prior jobs.
I suspect he may have pissed of the sky writer. It would be a creative way to pay someone back, ah?
Load More Replies...it also reads as 'Gary Hart's Penis', a pretty harsh political throwback.
People aren't cringing for the reason that you imagine.
Load More Replies...Toxavidi, an accredited member of the BACP, told Bored Panda that even minor problems can throw off our entire day. "Even small mishaps in the morning like throwing our morning coffee on us or even getting a text or an email we don’t like can affect the rest of our day. A typical sentence I’ve heard a lot of people (and sometimes myself) say is, ‘Oh, great start to the day!’ With sarcastic irony, of course. At that point, when we say that, the ‘negative bias’ effect can start," Toxavidi said.
But what exactly is negative bias? Well, according to counselor Toxavidi, it's the notion that negative events tend to affect us psychologically more than positive ones. That's why we can "persuade" ourselves that the rest of our day will turn out to be horrible. Sometimes, we end up creating a self-fulfilling prophecy because we look at the world through lenses triggered by anger, fear, or the expectation that something will go wrong.
So This Just Happened. I Was Pulling A Jacket Over My Head And The Zipper Got Caught On My Eyelid. There's One Person That It Could Happen To... Yes, It Hurt Really Bad
This is one of those phenomena where you have to take a picture or it didn't happen.
Load More Replies...It Wasn't Thought Through
Well, for starters people can have more than one account and with different banks so assume nothing and don't bray someone's personal circumstances to everyone in the room.
There's a regulation protecting your private information in such institutions (called GDPR in Europe), and i bet that loudly announcing the exact amount on someone's account means violating it. When i asked how much do i have left, the banker would always write it down on a piece of paper and hand it to me. She may we witty, but laughing and joking with customers isn't professional.
Load More Replies...No, it happen a lot. I knew an FSR/personal banker thay was handing out balloons one day. She offer one to an older man and he stated "I'll take the one that has your number in it". Each balloon had a small card in it with prizes (pens, toaster, mouse pad...etc.). Happened right in front of me and we were just dumbfounded that old man was so bold.
Load More Replies......hey, that's enough to hit up the dollar menu and take a nice walk in a park getting to know each other. My husband and I met when I was getting tattooed by him. After he closed up shop, we walked over to a taco stand down the street then ate them by the river, watching the casino lights reflect off the water. Been married 11 years this month :)
A Driveway Crew Was Pouring Concrete At A New House Next To A Duck Pond. They Went To Lunch And Came Back To This
So much wrong here. You just dont 'Go to Lunch' during a concrete pour. They are not finished with the slab.And I see no rebar or wire mesh. But then again, most people always take the low bidder.
That duck clearly was on the phone having an intense conversation
"Millions of years ago, tiny duckbilled dinosaurs walked across this plain."
Toxavidi explained that self-fulfilling prophecies are socio-psychological phenomena where we predict or expect something to come true, so our behavior aligns to fulfill this belief.
"As humans, we create the environment that we think about, so if someone thinks positively, they will see the world more through a positive lens and little mishaps may have a lower effect on them. While someone who is pessimistic and sees the world through a negative lens can be affected more by little misfortunate mishaps," she highlighted the power of positive thinking.
While small mishaps can happen all the time and even every day, how we control our thoughts and what perspective we have on unfortunate events can help us determine how the rest of our day goes. Toxavidi stated that we can control how long we feel negatively after bad events by shifting our view of what occurred.
So I Ordered A Blackhead Remover From Wish And This Is How It Was Packed. I Had To Collect It At The Post Office And It Was The Most Embarrassing Thing Ever
Well, consider it a “dual purpose” tool. I mean... it does vibrate, right? ;)
Even if it was a sex toy, I wish we as a society could stop shaming people for using them. "Oh no, someone has bought a thing designed to give them pleasure, quel horreur!" It's not that much different from people buying themselves a video game, a book or a nice item of clothing. I'd even say it's closer to stuff like a massage, good vitamins or a piece of exercise equipment - meaning it provides health benefits.
...it still doesn't really look like a blackhead remover in the unwrapped pic.
Definitely is, I have the same one. Supposed to come in a box with 5/6 other attachment heads.
Load More Replies...I'm sure you made the people at the post office very happy with your pimple pump of shame, not to mention whoever's packed it that way and imagined just that.
If I worked in the post office I’d be more surprised something from wish actually arrived.
"Wish" I could upvote your comment dozens of times!!
Load More Replies...Losing 2 Fingers In A Work-Related Accident On The Day My New Guitar Arrived
On the bright side, you still have more fingers than you really need to play a guitar!
As a guitar player, I cannot endorse this comment, not that I don't want him to succeed, it's just it's hard enough with all of your fingers, he will take years to even master the most basic skills, at the very minimum you need 4 digits, there are exceptions throughout history of course but it is obscenely difficult.
Load More Replies...I know that feel. I lost one finger on a paper guillotine when preparing the flyers for the concert where I was the guitarist.
Look on the bright side - you still have all your fingers.on the chord hand, and that's more important.
Well, to cheer you up, Tony Iommi and Django Reinhardt both made music history, despite having a mutilated hand!
I assume by the smile that the morphine hasn't worn off yet! Poor you! I am really sorry! At least with a special pick you will still be able to play. as it is your right hand.
that's sad but there are musicians who play instruments very well when they have injuries like him
Well There Is A Water Snake Living In My Toilet Somehow
The Chamber Of Secrets has been opened. Enemies of the heir, beware
Load More Replies...They were probably going to until they found out there is a snake in there...
Load More Replies..."For example, I remember a lady at an event where someone by accident spilled red wine on her silk shirt. I remember the calmness in her. She said, 'It’s okay. I love this shirt but it’s not worth enough to ruin my night.' At that moment, she was able to control her thinking and create an argument for her little mishap that helped her to stop ruminating on how the shirt may have been destroyed," the counselor gave a real-life example of how we too can keep our spirits up throughout the day even when it's raining mishaps.
Bored Panda was also very interested to find out more about psychological resilience. Toxavidi said that psychological resilience is our ability to bounce back after facing adversity.
"Although there has been a debate whether resilience, mental and emotional, is innate or something that can be developed, for me, it’s an innate condition that all humans have but needs to be developed and modeled well for it to come to the surface," she explained. "All humans are wired for survival, so resilience must be an innate trait for everyone for this to happen, but if it’s never developed, then it may not come out as a trait for someone."
I'm Having A Disaster Of A Morning, And Then This Damn Squirrel Stole The Croissant I'd Been Saving To Finally Enjoy When I Got Back Home
Then your morning is not a disaster ... this little squirrel got a nice meal, and you conteibuted to it . You made a squirrel happy ! Enjoy !
I didn't know black squirrels were a thing. Or is he in his goth phase?
Only place I ever saw them was Toronto. Thought they were really cool.
Load More Replies...My Phone Was Stolen Last Week In London And I Just Got A Notification Saying It Had Been Located
I went on a world tour in my phone Was too bored you see 🥴🥴
Load More Replies...You may also end up with a massive bill for that notification. I once switched my mobile phone on in Iran for 5min to write a number down and ended up with a £160 bill as security messages about its location bounced backwards and forwards across continents.
Well, it's good that it was located, but kinda hard to get it back when the OP is in London and the phone is in Algiers ... Time to lock that SIM card and get a new one I'd say.
Load More Replies...And it's not like you could even get it back when you got there, unless you had to check the phones of everyone there
Looks Like Someone Put Too Much Soap In The Washing Machine
Years ago I was at a national convention. The lobby of the hotel where it took place had a big foumtain in it. Some weisenheimer put an open bottle of bubble bath in that fountain--
When the result is so much better than you could have ever imagined...
jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle soap the way! oh what fun it is to swim in a soapy mess HOORAY!!
Thought the same thing. I'd just play in it until it does down. Nothing else you can do.
Load More Replies...I made the mistake of putting regular dish soap in a dishwasher once...it was my first time to ever use one. Believe me, you never make that mistake again!
We start developing our resilience in our growing environment. And we use our parents as role models. This can have huge effects on our future development. "For example, a parent who gets panicky over a little mishap or who sees everything through a negative lens passes that behavior to the child. The child will be conditioned to start using that same behavior. However, this can change and a person who has learned not to be resilient can develop the skills of resilience again."
She continued: "Resilience is the skill of adaptation, which for me is another innate skill of humans compared to other animals. Humans can adapt to situations easier. Having counseling or psychotherapy is an example of how resilience can be developed and learned and become a new way of living."
Toxavidi has seen evidence of people developing resilience firsthand in her counseling practice. Patients who had negative views of themselves and the world around them and were unable to stay in relationships or find self-fulfillment learned to develop skills to make them more resilient, confident, and able to tackle adversity better. Naturally, this led to them developing better relationships both with themselves and others.
A 4-Year-Old At My School Just Told Me They Liked My Minion Costume. These Are Just My Clothes
To a 4 year old, that's a height of fashion few could hope to attain. Go with it, you're a hero!
Made A Turmeric Face Mask Without Actually Researching It And It Stained My Face. Now I Look Like Bart Simpson
Trump and beauty should never be used in the same sentence.
Load More Replies...Remember To Close The Dog Flap During A Torrential Rain
remember to NOT leave the dog outside IN torrential rain....doofus
Serves you right for leaving your poor dog outside in a storm. [Pauline]
Tip: the hinges on the doors on the refrigerator can be switched over to the other side. There is no need to have a fight with the wall every time you want to open it. Also, this dog is clearly practicing on his moves to open the fridge door!
We at Bored Panda are huge fans of laughter, so we were curious to find out to what extent humor plays a role in our ability to bounce back from mishaps. Toxavidi confirmed that humor can play a "significant role" in this and can be a great resilience strategy.
"In a study in 2013 in Advances in Physiology Education, it’s been shown that humor and laughter can decrease levels of stress hormones such as cortisol and increase the activation of the pleasure hormone, dopamine. Other studies have shown that just smiling without even finding anything funny can make the brain believe that you are happy and decrease stress levels."
Got Stung On The Lip By A Wasp Getting The Ole’ Christmas Tree Out. 2020 Has Been Fun For Sure
2020 has been good to none of us though. sorry about that sting though, must hurt a lot
Came Home Late From Work, Drop My Open Sandwhich In The Parking Lot. Go To Make Pasta, The First Pot Slips And I Pour It All On The Ground
Make a second pot and the handle straight up breaks and my pasta goes everywhere. Didn't eat, had a lil cry.
Sometimes when you are too tired you just have to go sit quietly in a corner to avoid any further mishaps.
This reminds me of when I made a pizza from scratch (making the base as well) and after it had cooked, I pulled it out the oven for it to flip over and land face down on the dirty oven door.
young Jedi, you were not meant to eat sandwich or pasta today. Call for pizza.
Laugh it out. It's just God way of making a lil prank on His favourite servants =D
Drove 45 Mins To The Store Thinking I Had My Mask In My Pocket. It Was A Baby Sock
Same here. A box of masks and a box of gloves on the passenger seat, plus a couple of each in my purse.
Load More Replies...Another pun. Be still my beating heart! And God Bless punsters!!
Load More Replies...There’s gotta be a 5 Minute Crafts hack for that. Got any rubber bands and a couple paper clips?
"improvise, adapt, overcome". Looks like you're wearing a baby sock on your face.
I did this at hockey practice once...I tied two socks together and put them over my nose and mouth. Didn't smell so great though.
She added that humor can help us reframe problems that we would otherwise interpret as "overwhelming and damaging." Not only that. Toxavidi told Bored Panda that humor can loosen you up, energize your thinking, help you take hardships less seriously, and manage disappointment better.
"Another important key to resilience is to be part of a community and have external support from family, friends and others. As humans, we’re social animals so without having a strong sense of belonging, we cannot thrive or be resilient," she said.
I Think More Than One Drink Was Needed After That Text
*disinfects d**k in the whiskey glass before drinking*
Load More Replies...Respect for them notifying you at least. P awk that all your friends saw tho
I agree. Could have been herpes though.
Load More Replies...Well, I Think The Image Speaks For Itself
The charger is strong in this one (so far)
Load More Replies..."So thats why they were taking pictures of my car" said the driver after seeing this image
Ok, I would have gotten out and told them or let them know somehow I mean come on. Maybe the picture taker did I don't know but make sure you stop long enough to take a damn picture right?
Put Both On This Morning To Get Wife’s Opinion. Forgot To Change Before I Left And Was At Work All Day Like This
In an earlier interview, psychotherapist and author Amy Morin explained to Bored Panda that your mindset has a huge impact on how you process events. Whenever we focus on the idea that we’re victims and that everything ‘always’ goes wrong, we can get trapped in a negative, self-perpetuating emotional loop.
Fortunately, there’s a way out of this mental hole that we dig ourselves into. We need a healthy dose of realism instead of focusing just on the negatives (like getting our feet stuck in the bus door, plopping our phones into our bowls of instant noodles, and walking around with spinach between our teeth all friggin’ day long).
“You can train your brain to look for the good in the world and develop the mental strength you need to perform and feel your best,” psychotherapist Morin explained that we can start by taking tiny steps to turn our instinctive negative thoughts into a more realistic, positive framework for reacting to events.
Got Up In The Middle Of The Night To Get A Drink Of Water, And When I Opened The Fridge The Door Fell Off In My Hand
He might be - he has a Captain America fridge magnet
Load More Replies...One time I was at a party where I hardly knew anyone (birthday of a friend of a friend) and a woman came into the kitchen to get a new beer from the fridge and upon opening the door came crashing down. Oh my, she was so shocked and inconsolable that she left shortly after. The host was pretty relaxed about it, he just said everybody should grab something to eat from the fridge to get it empty.
Same thing happened to me once, but it was both the top, and bottom door at the same time.
I think this is captain America, you can see the Captain America sticker
Wife Got Assigned A Random Tag At The DMV. Didn’t Read It Til She Got Home
i dont think i would be offended but be careful when driving someone might ron into you
Load More Replies...Driving home from work last week I saw a black Infinity SUV. Above the rear licence plate was the word "infinity" and the plate read "N Beyond". I wanted to take a pic but was driving. Gave me a good laugh.
Our state's license plates are three numerals and three letters, with a tiny emblem of our state between the two. I randomly got a plate that was ### (emblem) WTF for a janky old 1990 Camry I used as a second car. It was perfect, and I really wish I'd saved it when I finally got rid of the car.
Dunno how license plates are assigned in the US. Shouldn't it be a combination of numbers and letters? How can this be registered?
Can any Americans tell me if having "in god we trust" on your number plate (registration) is optional?
For that license plate, in Florida, yes it’s optional. You can have “In God We Trust”, “Sunshine State”, or the name of the county you live in.
Load More Replies...I Tried To Grow Potatoes, 10 Weeks After I Get This
Last year I grew pumpkins and was so excited to watch them grow! But then they all just withered and rotted. They were still small and doing so well... I don't know what happened!
But how do you screw up growing potatoes? They grow on their own in my compost heap.
This is funny! Potatoes are the most easiest veggie to grow. It is the one veggie that is grown all over the world and has actually been grown in outer space!
I couldn't even grow that potato! I have a serious "black" (instead of green) thumb. I even killed an air fern!
Load More Replies...“But I tried, didn’t I? Goddamnit, at least I did that.” — Ken Kesey, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
Developing your sense of humor and having a more lighthearted perspective on life really are two very powerful weapons in your resilience arsenal. Sure, you might have gotten stuck in the doors of that bus, but if you look around and laugh at yourself instead of shuffling into a corner seat and casting down your eyes to hide your embarrassment, you’ll not only boost your mood, you can also make new friends along the way.
If nothing else, taking yourself less seriously will help keep you upbeat when your day seems worse than ours. And remember, nothing lasts forever. Not the good, not the bad.
Wife And I Visited The Eiffel Tower For Our Honeymoon
Oh, Reading all of these, I can see that 2020 has been good to none of us
Had the same experience at Victoria Falls. My mother wasn't feeling well that day and stayed behind in the hotel. When we got back she asked me to describe what it was like. I told her to get in the shower, close the white curtain and turn on the water and she'd see what we saw. Nada. Zip.
welp i remember when I went to France. Honestly in Paris the weather would change from sunny to downpour-
Hahaha, I remember the little place selling champagne at the Eiffel Tower... Eleven euros a glass back in 2016!
"I love Paris in the summer,when it sizzles ,I love Paris in the winter ,when it drizzles".
I had same experience at Mt Hood & Mt Rainier too. And nobody gave me champagne!
I Picked The Ladder Up Forgetting The Paint Was On Top
I worked with a guy who left a hammer on that ledge, and it knocked him out. He woke up in the ambulance.
What a mess! There's paint on her hair, running down her cheek, on her clothes, on the cabinet doors, all over. She had probably had to leave the painting job to take care of a crying child, or answer the door, or something like that. Oh well, besides the dented ego it's only material damage.
This Photo My Dad Took Of Me At Machu Picchu
Her entire life my mother always, without fail, managed to get her finger in the corner of every picture she took. I have pictures she took as a kid back in the 1930s and—-yep, you got it!—-there’s the tip of her finger in the upper corner.
That's got to be passive aggressive.... how hard is it to LEARN to change such a dopey behavior - IF YOU WANT TO!!
Load More Replies...Not to different from every photo I asked my Ex to take of me on various vacations....with a real camera. Notice I said “EX”. Obviously it wasn’t the only issue.
On a thread about people having a "worse day than you" I'm rolling my eyes at a picture of someone on vacation. What, your day is ruined by a photo that can be retaken & surely didn't marr an otherwise fun trip? Grow up.
See That Tiny Sliver Of Metal In The Gap? Those Are My Car Keys That I Locked In The Groove Of My Trunk
it is like a tiny shelf.. so if you take stuff out of the trunk and you need both hands, it's very tempting to put your keys there. He now learned that that's not a good idea :)
Load More Replies...I saw this pic recently: ppls if ur car boot has a keyhole, put ur keys in it and leave them there when ur using it, even if its already unlocked. That way u won't lock ur keys in the boot :)
If you can get in the car you might be able to get into the trunk through the back seat. I believe most newer cars have a way to open the trunk from inside.
Older cars, too. I rode in a lot of boots when I was young and would sometimes pop out at traffic lights.
Load More Replies...Yea, that’s a bad day. On the bright side it isn’t raining freezing rain!
Finger nail file, bobby pin, letter opener , Vaccuum cleaner!
Load More Replies...Today I saw someone trying to break a car window because he'd locked his keys inside. Which is why I always carry two sets.
I locked mine in my truck AND my purse in the truck at the same time where my keys were. Three men and their wives helped me get it open and to this day I thank them.
Load More Replies...Would Anyone Care To Guess Which One Is Currently Lining My Mouth?
A similar thing happened to me. I was making a bagel, and instead of using cream cheese, I accidentally put lard... didn't realise until I took a bite out of it
Load More Replies...Better than the other way One day I washed my delicate woman's areas with facial mint scurb gel.
A friend of mine put some hand cream on her hands before going out. It was a self-tanning cream.
I've done this. I used Bepanthen on newly done tattoo's. Now I use palmers cocoa butter instead.
both my deodorant and my roll on icy hot have the same container and I'm just waiting for the day I screw it up
I use 3D glue or hot glue to “mark” one so they both feel different
Load More Replies...Walked Through A Fly Strip This Morning. Spent An Hour Shampooing Glue And Fly Guts Out Of My Hair
I'm pretty sure that either baby oil or just regular vegetable oil would quickly get rid of all the stickiness.
Yes, vegetable oil. You can also use that to remove candle wax that dripped onto a floor.
Load More Replies...Next time use oil first. Then shampoo. Any sticky situation gets better with oil (true but lol )
Nothing works on that but time, patients and getting your sister to stop laughing while she helps pull it out of your hair.
Load More Replies...We had a cat that did that. We had to cut it out of her fur. Poor thing, she panicked and ran through the house.
My Bichon Frise would like to send his commiserations to your cat. He understands how it feels when a fly trap viciously attacks you and then chases you through the house. He also understands how it feels when your human rescues you, comforts you, and then tells you what an utter dumbass you are.
Load More Replies...I put up one of those horrid strips many years ago, and the budgerigar got caught in it! Poor little guy lost a few feathers and I have never used fly paper since.
Built My PC No More Than 1 Hour Ago, Very Nice
LMAO ''nine hells'' I'm putting it on my list of s**t to say
Load More Replies...That makes two of us. I don't even want a side window, let alone a completely transparent case.
Load More Replies...Cant see a power supply or motherboard so you where pretty quick getting thit bits out.
Cable Guy Drills A Hole In The Side Of House, Into A Closet, Through A Guitar Case, And Right Through A Martin HD-28V
The good thing is that the sides of a guitar have almost no impact on the tone, so this won't change how it plays or sounds. But it's a painful blemish.
My dad owns one of these guitars, and if I showed him this picture I'm pretty sure he would start crying.
You could repair it, but leave it. It's a good story to tell and your guitar is now unique.
Those guitars are expensive. I wonder what that hole does for the sound quality.
When we moved to this house two years ago the cable guy cut a line that went to our thermostat. Within an hour there were like 6 cable and utility guys in my side yard. It was the guys first day. They took care of it and fixed it. Kinda felt bad for the guy.
I think I had the same guy at my house....he drilled from inside my living room wall into the back of my garage cabinet/work bench!! (then drilled from inside the work bench & out the side so he could still complete the cable connection!) He'd been bragging during the whole time that he'd been working for CenturyLink the past 20 years and was one of their best techs!! I could only think, what sort of lousy workers are their other techs if he's one of the best?! Such a jackass!
Walking To My First Job This Morning With A Fresh Cup Of Coffee. That’s Not Cream, It’s Crow Poop
Person on tv: "the rare surprised coffee cup only gets surprised when it gets pooped on by a bird. What beautiful creatures they are."
Yearbook Photo From My First Year As A Teacher
Or the "I could have been an explosive ordinance technician" memory
Load More Replies...It's an accidental wink, oh dear I'll bet the students enjoyed that!
I'm The Only Person In My Entire Office Of 30 People Who Dressed Up Today And I'm In A Full Body Banana Suit
But you are a cute banana, maybe the minion guy can be your friend?
He's not a minion I'll have you know, they were his normal clothes!
Load More Replies...2 puns just one comment apart? Good going, guys!
Load More Replies...My Pepper Grinder Broke This Morning
Put in a sieve and rinse well. Okay, you've lost a couple of eggs, but the peppercorns are salvageable.
Been there, done that. Twice in one week. At least it looks like yours all landed in the pan. It happened to me six months ago and I’m still finding random peppercorns in the kitchen.
You are either going to be picking those out OR just add a few dozen more eggs .
Doordash Sent Me This As A Delivery Confirmation Photo
DoorDash guy had a bad day cuz he accidentally dropped the food. It sux, and he wanted OP to know how much it sucked. I don’t think he’s an asshole, we’re you joking?
Load More Replies...Doordash wasted our food by giving it to the wrong person, for hours later we still did not get it, place closed, did not refund our money, so we filed it as a fraud charge
Door Dash has a very easy complaint customer service link on it's app. I've had a couple terrible incorrect orders or other problems and they've reimbursed me every time fully with no hassles.
Do Not Recommend
I lost 16 pounds when I developed a chronic headache that kept me depressed and bedridden for two months (thankfully it's under control now with medication). I was asked by someone what my secret was to my weightloss. It's chronic illness and would not recommend.
Same here, the weight loss, not the illness : People asked me about my secret and I could tell them it was due to a messy divorce. Somehow none of them wanted to try the method...
Load More Replies...Dropped 9lb in a week! Hyper emesis gravidarium, aka extreme morning sickness (24 hrs a day) that left me constantly doubled over in agony, retching and vomiting. No food for a week, no water for three days. Felt like I was dying. I was. But my GP just told me to try a dry biscuit. It took 3 days in hospital to rehydrate me. Swollen face and tongue, pulled muscles in stomach and back, and medication every 3 hours to keep it under control. My kid is 12 now and I STILL have chronic nausea from this. But, hey, I looked extra skinny for a while, so totes recommend 🙄
Ate at a new restaurant on Wednesday, by Saturday I had lost 10 lbs. Don't really recommend it. Ended up needing to buy a new bathroom rug, don't ask why.
My Jaw has a dislocated discus. Every time I open my mouth it pops out of place and I have to push it back. They can't fix it, I'll have to live with it and eating can be pretty painfull. Lost about 20 pounds. People are always envied about my fit figure, untill they see how much pain I'm in when I try to eat.
Really sorry for you, jaw pain is terrible. But where do you live? It could be surgically treated, it's called an eminectomy, i hope that you can get one.
Load More Replies...Lost a couple of stone due to gallstones (couldn't keep solid food down). My doctor was like, well, it's not the healthiest way to lose weight, but at least you can consider it a silver lining? He didn't sound convincing, but he was trying to be optimistic lol.
I lost 18 pounds in a fortnight a few years ago by having the worst case of food poisoning my doctor said he’d come across in his career. I was so ill I could only keep down water and semi skinned milk.
Paint Lid Wasn't Closed Properly By The Store
And what have you done ? I need the rest of the story.
Load More Replies...Then it looks like the store owes you either a restoration or a new car.
ALWAYS transport paint in a rigid box - prevents it from tipping over and emptying..
This is a good idea. I'll have to do that from now on.
Load More Replies...True, it could've been red and looked like a crime scene
Load More Replies...A box to keep the can from tipping over might have prevented this, or setting it on the floor of the back seat. Letting the can roll and bounce around is unwise by any stretch.
When I was twelve my family moved for the first time. I was taking a can of paint downstairs on moving day and dropped it all the way down.
Moved The Flour Away From The Kid So He Wouldn't Make A Mess. And I Knocked It Off The Counter With My Elbow
I agree. The kiddo might have been yelled at. Did you yell at yourself?
Load More Replies...Why are so many people obsessed with kids not making a mess? It's part of childhood to explore, get dirty etc.
Hope the kid saw it too! I mean, you were showing the child what COULD happen ... right? Bright side: lesson learned by both parent and child.
Well, the kid's mission is accomplished but thank god that we have cleaning supplies
Well I Flipped A Tractor
Very lucky not to be dead. A childhood friend of mine's grandpa died when his tractor rolled
Had a relative that died in a similar accident with his tractor, got stuck underneath. Every time I see a tractor on a slope or slanted, I immediatly get flashbacks to some 30 years ago now.
I'm glad your alright! Geez! People have lost their lives in accidents like that!
When The Perfume You Bought Your Wife For Christmas Ends Up In The Toilet As “Air Freshener”
Someone once gave me the same fragrance 'Daisy' by Marc Jacobs. The scent gave me a headache, so I had to give it away.
That's totally understandable ! But in this guy's case it's like "can bare it but not on me, the toilet maybe" and it's another feeling ^^
Load More Replies...Unless you know for certain it’s a scent she likes and wears, or she specifically asked for it by name, do not buy her perfume. Scents smell different on everybody because of reactions with individual body chemistry, so a perfume that smells like a bouquet of flowers on one person can smell like bug spray—-or worse—-on another person. So just don’t try to second guess what perfume she’ll like.
Perfume is too risky as a present, even for someone you've known for years, it's best to let them choose by themselves 😉
This Guy Bought A Smart Phone Online But Received A Stone
One is useful, innovative, and great, while the other one is a phone
Load More Replies...Bought A House In July And They Graciously Left Me A Mini Fridge In The Basement. After Moving All My Beer And Alcohol Downstairs I Discovered It Was, In Fact, A Freezer
It is odd. The door looks similar to a fridge, however the evaporator coils (the two shelves at the top inside) definitely says it's a freezer.
And you couldn't tell it was a freezer? Look at the inside. Those spirals aren't there in fridges.
it's happen to me in my car in the winter when i forget a coke can in the backseat
2 bottle of beer in a bag - found them all over the car two days later, we'd had a big freeze, car was parked outside. Never did find all the spots that showed up on hot days in summer and car smelled like a brewery.
Load More Replies...Could you not turn the thermostat down to make it a fridge or is that not possible
Dropped My Wedding Ring This Morning
It does look cast! I didn't realise some rings are made this way til now. Not the precious metals though I'm assuming?
Load More Replies...Not saying that's a bad omen, but it's a cheap a** ring for sure.
My Friend Was Supposed To Take The SAT Today
I had to google to know what a "SAT" is. According to google, looks like a standardized test for university admissions.
I think it's a really, really big thing in the U.S.
Load More Replies...F the organizers for not contacting people. I had a typing test for the State of Colorado that was canceled and received a text message the day before and a couple of hours before.
In today's environment and you didn't think to plan ahead and check with the testing facility BEFORE driving there at 6am? I hope you aren't applying for Med school or engineering.
they sent out emails saying it was canceled... dude did not do all his necessary work.
Mary Trump wrote in her book that her uncle Donald paid someone to take HIS SAT test to get into college.
Mclaren Inside A Dealership Gets Hit By A Loose Truck Wheel
Go to the bored panda article called "50 times car mechanics were dealing with were so crazy." and you'll see this one.
I saw this one already but I' wondering how it got onto of the car, wouldn't it hit the car and bounce back?
At least the tire did not hit it at full speed it appears to have hit the wall first then bounced into the window resting on the back of the McLaren
The only made 765 cars. I just can't figure out the physics and trajectory of how this happened... what launched the wheel in the first place?
I bet its not just coesmetic damage. Its on top of the engine bay and you can see the car is sitting weird. Prob complety useless now.
Great Start To A Monday
Old photographers rule. Always put polarizing filters on the front of your lenses to protect from scratches. The glass is flat, those are filters and you can see the lens on the right is actually fine. It sucks, but only about $20 lost.
Probably right, but you never know if it caused any harm on the inside
Load More Replies...I think it look like only the filter, than is ok, and otherwise always put a filter to protect your lens, I know it I am a pro.....
ALL Equipment MUST BE ON THE FLOOR IN THE STRONG CASE, that is ment for casing the cameras. I am a cameraman myself, that is what I learned first day on the first job.. The floor is the lowest point, so always keep your equipment on the lowest point and be aware at all times where it is.. no relaxing, while you have 5-10.000$ worth of equipment!!
With My Remaining 3% Battery On My Phone, I Post This
Perhaps better used by ordering another one... that's a standard connector you can buy anywhere for cheap.
Load More Replies...My mom doesn't understand why I own a gazillion spares cables. This is why.
Driving My Wife's New Car (Still On The First Tank Of Gas) When This Happened
it is if you are speeding very fast.ha ha ha
Load More Replies...That happened to me once in the rear tire of my motorcycle. I was not a happy camper either.
Man I want to invest in the maker of those plyers. Rusted, run over and still held together! Now that's some craftsmanship to be proud of.
I'm sure a lot of Pandas can say "Been there, done that" to at least one of these.
@fuggnuggins-does making irrelevant, offensive comments make you feel superior? Because it isn’t working.
Load More Replies...Can I just say, I hate that some posts get smaller in like the middle of the day. I can’t get to the article by then and it’s like only 50 when there originally 100 or more.
There‘s usually a line at the end that says “this post originally had ### images. Click here to view” 🤷♀️ I thought this one only had 50. ... but maybe they changed it 😕
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I'm sure a lot of Pandas can say "Been there, done that" to at least one of these.
@fuggnuggins-does making irrelevant, offensive comments make you feel superior? Because it isn’t working.
Load More Replies...Can I just say, I hate that some posts get smaller in like the middle of the day. I can’t get to the article by then and it’s like only 50 when there originally 100 or more.
There‘s usually a line at the end that says “this post originally had ### images. Click here to view” 🤷♀️ I thought this one only had 50. ... but maybe they changed it 😕
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