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From time to time, everyone has days when nothing goes right. Some mornings, you just wake up with a throbbing headache. Or maybe your car won’t start, making you late for work. Or perhaps you accidentally ripped out your eyelashes an hour before your wedding. It’s easy to feel like nothing is going your way and the whole world is against you.

Luckily, there’s one powerful antidote that can instantly increase your mood and help you forget your everyday troubles. It’s the comforting feeling of knowing that someone out there is having an even more dreadful day than you are.

Just take a look at this list compiled by Bored Panda and realize how much worse things can get. Scroll down to check out the pics and feel free to share your own funny accidents in the comments below! And if you need an extra dose of others’ mishaps, be sure to read through our previous posts here, here, and here.

#1

Hi, I'm Calling To Start A Claim -My Car Is Flooded. Oh, I Don't Have Flood Coverage? In That Case, It's On Fire

Hi, I'm Calling To Start A Claim -My Car Is Flooded. Oh, I Don't Have Flood Coverage? In That Case, It's On Fire

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    #2

    When It's Your Stop And The Doors Open To This

    When It's Your Stop And The Doors Open To This

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    Firstname Lastname
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you grab hold of the rings and swing hard enough, maybe you can catapult onto the top of the snow to get out.

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    No one is immune to experiencing misfortune. It’s bizarre how some minor unlucky accidents can ruin our whole day. Whether it’s the little things that go wrong the second you step out of bed or some inconsiderate remarks that send you into a downward spiral, sometimes we go from blissfully happy to plain miserable in mere seconds. 

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    It’s easy to start feeling irritated and full of self-pity. When you find out that such random things can become an immediate day-breaker, you might start feeling grumpy and even bring the people that surround you down, too. It turns out, bad stuff tends to stick because we are more likely to dwell on the things that went wrong.

    We keep letting pessimistic thoughts in because of the negativity bias—our tendency to give more significance to the negative experiences than positive or neutral ones. Rick Hanson, Ph.D., a psychologist and author of Hardwiring Happiness: The New Brain Science of Contentment, Calm, and Confidence, explained that humans evolved to be fearful.

    #4

    Oh No

    Oh No

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    Katie Corliss
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!no no no no !!!!!!!!sssshhhhhhiiiiiiiiii*****!!!

    Vision Jinx
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, time to get a new car! My old one mysteriously burst into flames.

    Virgil Blue
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "If you want to get in your car you have to answer my riddles three..."

    Vlacas12
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WHAT ... Is your name? WHAT ... Is your quest? WHAT ... Is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

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    Arwen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OK, I’ll walk. It’s 60 miles, you say? Still walking.

    Libstak
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nuke it from space, it's the only way to be sure.

    Bill cipher
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *UNHOLY SCREECHING AND PROFOUND SWEARING*

    Lukas-not-Luca (he/him)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a hard time believing Bill Cipher is afraid of spiders... (but yeah I agree)

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    Marcellus II
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are insinuating it's hiding from something WORSE?

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    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What if you had not noticed? And put your hand there?

    René Studer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The best case scenario would be both you and the spider are startled, the spider drops and walks away. The worst case, you get bitten and the spider remains where she is.

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    Monday
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Welp...time to burn the car

    Id row
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you for adding a new paranoia to my life.

    Chris Ganser
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the only option would be tactical nukes

    Mark Kelly
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty sure we all know what country this is. Glad I live in Canada

    Hseed
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope nopity nope nope nope... set the car on fire, and run !!

    LynzCatastrophe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And just like that, a lifelong fear of car door handles has been born.

    Cheri Smallbeck
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe this is why that other car is on fire in a flood?

    Devil's Advocate
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like spiders, but I'm still using a different door

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The spider does look cozy though. I wouldn’t want to bother them.

    Elsker
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just keep the car, I'll take the bus

    Susanne Richter
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Hi, my name is Nightmara and I'll be your driver."

    mossymoss
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NO NO NO NO ABSOLUTELY NOT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NO NO NO NON NONONONONONONON NNSAOSNAOSNOLDNlDSJBNIKDLJUBD LKJHVSUBDN OHSUBDIVY

    Lisa Brown
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    of all the nopes that ever noped in the land of nopelandville, this absolutely noped the nopiest. jfc, i woulda died...

    Carlota
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh god imagine you open the car without looking

    Mary Rose Kent
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My guess is that in Australia, nobody does anything without looking because most things there are trying to kill you!

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    Sofia Gonzalez
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Yeah Boss? I'm not going to make it to work today because THERE IS A HUGE SPIDER THAT WANTS TO KILL ME!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!"

    Tiffany Marie
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What do you do though? Get it off with a stick? I'd feel horrible using bug spray or something sh*tty. My husband would take it home as a pet 😑 look what I found.

    Layla Corman
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Car is a total loss. Bye. 👋🏼

    Onnem Tandoor
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope. Not today. Not tomorrow. Never.

    Emerald Ocean
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would be the idiot that doesn’t notice and puts my hand in there

    Marek Čtrnáct
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "The fly problem has been resolved, sir. And the squirrel problem."

    Javier Hernandez
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now the car fire in the earlier post makes sense.

    Dani Alexander
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh that’s ok, I’ll just walk I think….it’s only 1.5 hours away I’ll be fine.

    Marky Mark
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just burn the car while flooding it. It best to make sure.

    Lovin' Life
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's ok! I need to exercise so I'll walk!

    Ember
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Burn the car....it’s the only way

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you have to put the close -up? Was gonna type more, but I need to scroll down now!

    LAM
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a wasp nest in my driver side mirror, I can't imagine this as well.

    Mary Rose Kent
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yikes! Did you make it out okay? Wasps are vicious.

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    Potato Panda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WUT THE HONK IS THAT????

    Anthony Nizza
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't even upvote this!!! Cause bye bye!!!

    Got Myself 4 Dwarves
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Time to buy some deodorant and a lighter, if the car goes up too then that's just unfortunate side effect of a necessary response

    Vision Jinx
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if this is a valid reason to call out of work? I guess you could enter/exit through the passenger door but still you would be close to it! Even if it is through a door!

    CLG
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    God the thought of your fingertips pushing up against that thing before realizing something's in there...

    KP
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Help, he escaping, the killer is escaping, help meeeeeeee!!

    Bruce Ferrier
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nature really doesn't want you to use your car

    Bruce Ferrier
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    Caroline Overill
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldn’t have noticed and put my hand in there. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa as Katie so very rightly says

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    EGADS!!! Where do you live? I’m not going to help your tourism economy - not ever!

    Steve Haigh
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd love a free spider - I usually have to buy them

    kkathleen517
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awww..I hope they didn't kill her..she's just trying to find some shelter! Its not like it decided to be an a*****e and got there on purpose, Jesus.

    Wend kirk
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Luckily- it was spotted before putting hand in to open the door…

    Fiona Autiero
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Move on, it is what it is……. This is not your car anymore…….. can I ask where on earth do you live? This is not good 😬😬😬 oh my

    Mary Rose Kent
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you really need to ask? It’s the place on earth that tries its hardest to kill you the scariest ways possible! 🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺

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    Elizabeth Truss
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why did I see this as just one picture, and it being there is a big ass spider underneath his car?

    Atchaco-Leigh
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would have been much better than what actually happened, under the car I could deal with, IN the DOORHANDLE, not so much

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    Brian Bennett
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm thinking I'll walk to work today!

    Deb Pinto
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like how she's just sitting there, like yep, this is nice and cozy. 🕷

    Shelli Aderman
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope. I’ll use my bus pass today, thanks!

    Seanette Blaylock
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    [open Lyft app, request ride] [call work] "Hey, boss, I'm going to be a little late. Let me text you a picture of why I had to take Lyft instead of driving."

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    Missy
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Hi, Sir? I... um... won't be coming in today."

    Brandi VanSteenwyk
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A shiver flew up my spine as I thought how lucky the OP was that it wasn't in the dark of night that they approached their car.

    jammer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please please PLEASE tell me this is the car from the previous entry!

    Rachel Cobb
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "- And THAT'S why I can't come in to work today."

    Madzdad the Bard
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honey, the car burned today, no idea how it caught on fire...

    ToGo
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    3 years ago

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    Layla Holston
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    Kayla Bee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    P.A.B.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😳. Oh, h*ll no!!! Car for sale…

    LucyLuLuu
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NO NO NO NONONONONONOOOOOOOOOOO

    Sebastien Cole
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stab it with a 400 ft pole *pole gets scared, runs away* me “well sh*t”

    Elliebean13
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh. It’s, just a huntsman spider. They are actually quite harmless, but they are one of the biggest spiders in the world.

    GamerC321
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Annabeth's car when Leo's done with it: yes i love pjo

    GamerC321
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    annabeth's car when leo's done with it: (yes pjo cool)

    Wendy
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Australian Anti-theft device, environmentally friendly

    Search Adorable
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hehehe, good luck. hope you didn't leave anything in the car....

    JenS
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NOPE. Takin the Nope Train to F***ThisSh**Ville

    steven pavelish
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    F*****G SPIDERS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

    MoodyBlue
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm so happy I don't live in Australia, where even your car doors try to kill you.

    Elaine Mattingly
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This happened to me too! Everybody within a mile heard me.

    Marcia Clark
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where exactly is the spider hiding so I can make sure my new car doesn't have a place like this to hide. what kind of car. is this. Is this a trick cause I'm getting woozy. I had a black widow set up home in a cozy place under the hood of my firebird super 88: it had to be the size of a tennis ball and flame thrower to irradiate. I felt bad but no one had the skill, tenacity, or bravery to remove her without dire consequences to everyone's health including the spiders unfortunately. Of course it was a nest to boot. For further situations what is the best way to handle this without anyone including the spider getting hurt. The zoo????

    Marcia Clark
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    sorry irradicate or solve the problem. I felt bad about this but it was high risk for anyone who didn't now what they were doing.

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    Marcia Clark
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG is this a spider that defies hugeness. Please tell me this spider is not taking up the storage area in an SUV.

    Mystery
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me: Take a stick and let the spider go, "Bye bye spider!" (I am an incest and animal lover)

    MAKtheknife
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great invention to deter car theft.

    justanormalpuggetnugget
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hell, no. imagine not noticing it tho then- *sQuIsH*

    JASH80
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do feel like an outcast.. I love spiders :-)

    Maureen Peters
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is a Huntsman spider, be calm... and get from the other side in your car.

    William Y
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's mad that after so many reboots and remakes of movies, its kind is yet to see a modern version of "Arachnophobia" in IMAX

    elfin
    Community Member
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it odd that my immediate concern was for the spider and not the driver?

    Sabrina Muller
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I would stop breathing from the shock..

    Todd Hollfelder
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't want to know anything, touch one of these things, check the passenger door for a clear entryway... anything to stay away. How about yellow dish washing gloves?

    Lavendar rose
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Burn the car! I repeat, BURN THE CAR !!

    Jo Ellen Washburn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Um, the car must be burned. And I like spiders, but HELL NO!

    Lisa Tetlow
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HOLY YOU KNOW WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Doreen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my!! I will never touch my car door again without looking first!!

    Lyn Moffett
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah. You can keep the car mr spider

    Vicki Perizzolo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    never mind, I'll get in on the other side...

    Dawn C
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NOPE!!!! that car now belongs to fuzzy wuzzy 6 legs😱

    Andrei Marentette
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If i saw this in my car door, I would either a) Leave it or b) Kill it with a knife

    Serena R.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That car is now theirs, I’d sign over the title and everything.

    Ann-Charlott Boynton
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG OMG OMG OMG - at least they saw it BEFORE grabbing the handle!

    Denise B.
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WTH kind of spider IS THAT?!

    Shull GaRett
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hello Lucas, want to take a ride?

    PixieCharles
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The latest in anti-theft devices!

    Pamela Blue
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG That's the stuff of nightmares. Now I won't be able to go to my car without thinking of this and checking the door handle first (and everything else!)

    Terry-Ann Primus
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ohhhh hellllllll fackin no dafuq.... 🏃🏾‍♀️

    TM
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lucky the photographer did not grab there.

    Megan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would have found me dead right there

    Megan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You would have found me dead next to the car

    Nic Soderman
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why the car in one of the other submissions here was flooded AND on fire.

    Joan Zatorski
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tarantulas in Tucson Arizona are kept as pets sometimes. They don't harm people.

    Tobias the Tiger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not missing my chance to become Spiderman!

    AzKhaleesi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh... hell to the nope. My insurance company would be getting a call real quick that my car was on fire.

    Patricia Wilkins
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't judge me but The animal loving urge to just pet it.

    Belle Miles
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's SO PRETTY! And she's free.

    Max Power
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These are mostly rehashed bored panda post from ages ago.

    Alilyp
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would Never use that car again and would consider moving town!!

    Ellie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Must be Australia

    L.a. Williams
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Open the other door,or run your choice

    Marlowe Fitzpatrik
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aww, poor spider just wanted to get out of the heat. Only shade it could find. I'd get in from the other side of the car, drive to a nice spot with trees maybe, get a little stick and tease the poor guy/gal out from there. (Yes, I did actually once stop my car at a field because a grasshopper had landed on my wipers and was clinging to it with all its power. Why? Is that not normal?)

    Limey
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep. Gotta be Australia.

    Lynn H
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Immediately listing For Sale!

    Kar Red Roses
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    will pass on the Aussie fur lined door handle upgrade, kthxbye

    Mari Bryant
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is actually the before of the car in the other post that's on fire.

    Dan S
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Time for a new car. It's clearly totaled

    katjune
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that a new protest by Fridays for future?

    Nadine Bamberger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell me you fled your country without telling me you fled your country.

    Shelbi S
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BURN IT DOWN! 🤬🔥🔥🔥🔥

    Felicia Dale
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok. I actually like and respect spiders but reeeeeeeeally hate being surprised by them. Major shudder reaction to this pair of images!

    Leslie Burleson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The car belongs to him now . Leave at once

    Glynna Bowood
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just hanging out in this shady little spot I found...

    Bob Belcher
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You enter and exit from the passenger side now and that's just your life.

    Kimberly Lorton
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He can have it.. I'll just take. Picture for work, so they know I am not lying and I will just go back inside!

    Christina B
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Holy creepers - I'll pass and just take an Uber

    Michael Se
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks. I was perfectly happy not knowing this could happen.

    Kayla Pirruccio
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the wise words of Sal Vulcano " hell no to tha no no no"

    NL Stuart
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's kinda fuzzy though. I'd try to get it into a jar (with a lid!) to get a better look and see what kind it is.

    Xenon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just find a stick and poke it along to move it.

    Scarlett
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, that was a nice car. Pity I have to burn it.

    Juris Macto
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm gonna go out on a limb and say "Australia".

    Brian Brown
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This has GOT to be in Australia, lol

    Crouching hippo hidden panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guess they’ll be taking the bus to work from now on

    Pryjmaty
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm officially skeeved out.

    MJR_007
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I zoomed in and almost threw my phone away when realised what it was 😳😳😳

    Margrete Sonnenberg
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Due to the size, he probably a tarantula. He's probably hot and was looking for shade. When living in a hot area always look under stuff.

    Lola M
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The car now belongs to him.

    Raye West
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will forever now check first. Thanks BP

    JennaMae
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope he can have the car... At least until I make my hubby go kill it.

    Elaine N
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got the jehibedebbies all over my body now. I can feel it in my toes. So.. how is the new car you had to buy?

    TheDivineMsM
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How to stop your car from being broken into

    Enlee Jones
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope

    Board Pan, duh.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did I mention I was walking home today?

    Quiltin Mammar
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who wanted to get in the car anyway

    JuniorCJ82
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The bug one's the female, probably hiding from the male cuz she's not interested.

    ~Th3lostHaven~
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that. just gave me the shivers. Someone help...

    Charlotte Eitemiller
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    spider were you trying to get in your car oh well

    Patricia Stilwell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, I'm just calling the tow truck now. And backing away, I'M BACKING AWAY DAMMIT!

    Summer Mason
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I came back to it. Now I can officially say just set the whole damn thing on fire.

    moose toes
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    GOD NO I F*****G HATE SPIDERS HELP

    Ray Chambers
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like spiders but this is a no for me

    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most important question, what is it's name? I'm thinking it looks like a Francine :) But if it's a poecilotheria, like has been suggested, it could just go by Poe

    Potato
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    3 years ago

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    Pia kjærgaard
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    U Can have the now,Little Spider!!!!!!

    RustyMouse
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was just about to go to sleep. Now I'm a nervous wreck.

    BasedWang
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I clicked this list this time because this was the picture showing this morning when I got on and i was like NOPE..... then I clicked like hey whats this one this looks like a good list and fucketh me

    Danielle Renee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    just leave it, buy a new car and NEVER LOOK BACK!!!

    MysteriousLegBruise
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aww poor little dude just needed a place to hang out

    rusty razzi
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ..give him few hours or so..he's molting in there..😁

    Katherine Heasley
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It can have my car. I'll just walk. Forever.

    Joy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is...is it sleeping or waiting????!

    Cuervo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am going to have nightmares about this

    BookCrazyTeen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I shows this to my friends and they all visibly flinched. One won’t even let me show it to her 😂

    LH25
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Referencing the one above, this car would be on fire now

    Bob D. Lin Quint
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Always start off a new friendship with a handshake

    Bad Alchemy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope! Nope! Nope! Nope! Nope! Nope! Nope! Nope! Nope! Nope! Nope! Nope! Nope! 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱

    13
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone page Hans.

    Lisa Brown
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    congratulations, mr. spider! bob, tell him what he's won! bob: A BRAND NEW CAR!!!

    Mark Howell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nature is giving a hint we should walk to work

    Sian Edwards
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Visit Australia; we have spiders that like to live in cars!

    Claire Stanfield
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aw, the sun's probably too bright. I feel you, dude.

    Rei
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh Lord, please don't let this be one of those jumping spiders, or the ones who run after you when you make noises of sheer terror!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    C Ronz
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would set the car on fire and have a beer.

    Melissa Spencer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Immediately selling the car, contents included.

    Jonah Vancuran
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's waiting for his driving lesson.

    Iggy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Push it to a car wash? Though that would be unfair on poor old spidey.

    Marissa Taylor
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ah yes good old Australia . nothing to see here folks

    Jaekry
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just open the the car door. I dare you,!

    Kriti Avantika
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    at first I saw the small spider and thought that was bad. I am not going to be able to sleep tonight

    WatermelonTheDutchie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    welp this certainly doesnt help my trauma :D

    Buren
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dare you to evict me

    Paul Neff
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    looks staged, with likely a dead spider

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    #5

    Guess What Kind Of Animal Nonchalantly Pushed My Mug From The Table

    Guess What Kind Of Animal Nonchalantly Pushed My Mug From The Table

    amazingsandwiches Report

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    #6

    I Won’t Name Names But Looks Like Someone Ate Their Mom’s Lipstick

    I Won’t Name Names But Looks Like Someone Ate Their Mom’s Lipstick

    Opal_L Report

    “The nervous system has been evolving for 600 million years, from ancient jellyfish to modern humans. Our ancestors had to make a critical decision many times a day: approach a reward or avoid a hazard,” he wrote.

    People needed to find food, have children, and cooperate with others to help them have children of their own. Also, they had to hide from predators in order to survive and avoid potential dangers. 

    While both of them are important, there’s a key difference. If you miss out on food one day, you’ll have a shot to find more the next. But if you fail to avoid a hazard—there are no more chances for you to pass your genes to the next generation. That’s why we generally react “more intensely to negative stimuli than to equally strong positive ones.”

    #7

    The Coffee Maker That Saved My Life A Week Ago

    The Coffee Maker That Saved My Life A Week Ago

    -Firestar- Report

    Evil Hornet
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is no life without a coffee and finally we have a proof!

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    #8

    Almost Died This Morning On The Highway. Bounced From The Left Lane Up In The Air And Impaled My Windshield

    Almost Died This Morning On The Highway. Bounced From The Left Lane Up In The Air And Impaled My Windshield

    acidwife Report

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Film night tonight. Who is up for Final Destination?

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    #9

    I'm Not A Big Fan Of Ballet. But My Wife Said It Would Be An Unforgettable Experience. It Was

    I'm Not A Big Fan Of Ballet. But My Wife Said It Would Be An Unforgettable Experience. It Was

    radleru Report

    “The alarm bell of your brain—the amygdala (you’ve got two of these little almond-shaped regions, one on either side of your head)—uses many of its neurons to look for bad news: it’s primed to go negative in most people,” Hanson continued.

    “Once it sounds the alarm, negative events and experiences get quickly stored in memory—in contrast to positive events and experiences, which are not prioritized in the same way.”

    #10

    I Accidentally Ripped Out My Eyelashes An Hour Before I Got Married

    I Accidentally Ripped Out My Eyelashes An Hour Before I Got Married

    landofbizarre Report

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    #11

    Can You All Confirm For My Wife I'm Not Dumb And It Could Have Happened To Anyone?

    Can You All Confirm For My Wife I'm Not Dumb And It Could Have Happened To Anyone?

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    #12

    Someone Flying Out Of DFW Is Going To Have A Rough Time In A Few Hours

    Someone Flying Out Of DFW Is Going To Have A Rough Time In A Few Hours

    mrplinko Report

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    While this is great for passing on our genes, it makes it hard to lead a healthy and fulfilling life. Understanding our tendency to focus on the negativities should help us to recognize that things are usually not as bad as we think. Of course, it’s important to share and discuss the problems we face in our everyday lives. But it’s also necessary to balance it out with the good stuff and remember to share a laugh or two.

    #13

    I Passed Out In The Parking Lot Of The Emergency Room, And They Sent An Ambulance To Take Me 15 Feet

    I Passed Out In The Parking Lot Of The Emergency Room, And They Sent An Ambulance To Take Me 15 Feet

    phatyogurt Report

    The Scout
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How to tell you are american without saying you are american...

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    #14

    Wife And I Saved For Years To Build Our Dream Cabin In The Woods. Less That Two Years Later An Abandoned House Across The Road Decided To Open Up A Tobacco Store

    Wife And I Saved For Years To Build Our Dream Cabin In The Woods. Less That Two Years Later An Abandoned House Across The Road Decided To Open Up A Tobacco Store

    They light themselves up like the Beacons of Gondor.

    hau5cat Report

    Laura Würker
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "The Beacons are lit! Gondor calls for aid!"

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    #15

    Bought These Binoculars Specifically To Go To The Grand Canyon Today

    Bought These Binoculars Specifically To Go To The Grand Canyon Today

    Ericalva91 Report

    Psychological resilience could be the key to dealing with negativity. “Although there has been a debate whether resilience, mental and emotional, is innate or something that can be developed, for me, it’s an innate condition that all humans have but needs to be developed and modeled well for it to come to the surface,” Vasia Toxavidi, a counselor and accredited member of the British Association for Counselling and Psychotherapy (BACP), told Bored Panda in a previous interview

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    “All humans are wired for survival, so resilience must be an innate trait for everyone for this to happen, but if it’s never developed, then it may not come out as a trait for someone.”

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    #16

    Received This Today. Kinda Resembles My Mental State

    Received This Today. Kinda Resembles My Mental State

    Normallyeffusive Report

    Aran Lindvail
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Handle with FedEx" is just the icing on the crap cake.

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    #17

    This Is My View From The Bathroom Floor, Looking At The Hole In The Ceiling I Just Fell Through

    This Is My View From The Bathroom Floor, Looking At The Hole In The Ceiling I Just Fell Through

    StickyMcdoodle Report

    Buren
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it that urgent that you need shortcut?

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    #18

    When You Find Out The Hard Way That The Italian Restaurant’s Hand Sanitizer Looks Exactly Like Olive Oil

    When You Find Out The Hard Way That The Italian Restaurant’s Hand Sanitizer Looks Exactly Like Olive Oil

    BabyKitten24 Report

    Sum Guy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would they even do that? Even the container screams "OLIVE OIL"

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    She added: “Resilience is the skill of adaptation, which for me is another innate skill of humans compared to other animals. Humans can adapt to situations easier. Having counseling or psychotherapy is an example of how resilience can be developed and learned and become a new way of living.”

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    Humor can be a helpful resilience strategy. Studies have shown that it can “decrease levels of stress hormones such as cortisol and increase the activation of the pleasure hormone, dopamine.” Plus, “just smiling without even finding anything funny can make the brain believe that you are happy.” So it seems that laughing can help us reconsider problems that we would otherwise interpret as “overwhelming and damaging.” 

    #19

    This Week Started With A Break Up, Then I Had To Get My Car Towed, Now I Spilled Spaghetti In My Shoe

    This Week Started With A Break Up, Then I Had To Get My Car Towed, Now I Spilled Spaghetti In My Shoe

    millre01 Report

    Aaron W
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better throw some spaghetti in the other shoe too, or you'll be walking funny.

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    #20

    The Ice Cream Cake I Ordered For Valentine’s Day Said “I Love You” But Some Of The Letters Fell Off During Transit

    The Ice Cream Cake I Ordered For Valentine’s Day Said “I Love You” But Some Of The Letters Fell Off During Transit

    mrbootsy Report

    Rachel Adams
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually prefer this, it would make me laugh lol

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    #21

    Dropped My Cologne In My Sink

    Dropped My Cologne In My Sink

    BobbySevenKnuckles Report

    Rowlie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is that bottle made of? Impressive

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    “Another important key to resilience is to be part of a community and have external support from family, friends and others. As humans, we’re social animals so without having a strong sense of belonging, we cannot thrive or be resilient,” Vasia Toxavidi concluded.

    #22

    A Machine Came Thru My Local John Deere For Repairs From The Tornado In Kentucky

    A Machine Came Thru My Local John Deere For Repairs From The Tornado In Kentucky

    dottiemcfierceon Report

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    #23

    Toast It Is

    Toast It Is

    DinklesTheNerd Report

    Katie Corliss
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhaaaaaaaaaeeeeeeeeaaaa!!!!!!!!!

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    #24

    That’s Definitely What An Alpha Male Would Do

    That’s Definitely What An Alpha Male Would Do

    kingmxyi Report

    Ember
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL! I feel much better now. Thanks 😂

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    #25

    I’m Just Trying To Refund Two Tickets

    I’m Just Trying To Refund Two Tickets

    Pansexual_Paniccc Report

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    #26

    Can You Guess Which Month A Pipe Burst Under My House?

    Can You Guess Which Month A Pipe Burst Under My House?

    tonyhawktricktips Report

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    #27

    I Live In Central Alberta, It Got Down To Roughly -45°C Tonight. Woke Up To Frost In The Corner Of My Bedroom

    I Live In Central Alberta, It Got Down To Roughly -45°C Tonight. Woke Up To Frost In The Corner Of My Bedroom

    Delphox4000 Report

    #28

    My Mom Washed My Favorite Sweater… Is This The Lewk?

    My Mom Washed My Favorite Sweater… Is This The Lewk?

    PhilEshaDeLox Report

    Caro Caro
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You still let your mum do your washing?? Maybe she's trying to tell you something.

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    #29

    It’s Been So Cold, I Snapped My Welcome Mat

    It’s Been So Cold, I Snapped My Welcome Mat

    garthanthimum Report

    Rijkærd
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like some bigass chocolate cake with sugar frosting on it

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    #30

    Guy Parks On The Stripes Thinking He Can Avoid The Freezing Rain Only To Be Under A Leaky Pipe

    Guy Parks On The Stripes Thinking He Can Avoid The Freezing Rain Only To Be Under A Leaky Pipe

    tnick771 Report

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    #31

    Ordered A “Rose Apothecary” Sweater From Etsy For My Fiancé. This Came Instead. We’re Both Double Vaxxed And Healthcare Workers

    Ordered A “Rose Apothecary” Sweater From Etsy For My Fiancé. This Came Instead. We’re Both Double Vaxxed And Healthcare Workers

    fruitloopmafia91 Report

    #32

    Lost Both Legs In April, Yesterday I Flipped My Wheelchair Off A Sidewalk For The First Time

    Lost Both Legs In April, Yesterday I Flipped My Wheelchair Off A Sidewalk For The First Time

    Psychological_Neck70 Report

    Susie Elle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh geez ... Hope somebody helped you back up

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    #33

    I Was Billed Over $2M For A Week In The Hospital

    I Was Billed Over $2M For A Week In The Hospital

    p3terd Report

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How is this even possible? How can the American Healthcare system justify itself?

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    #34

    Came Home After A Long Shift, Went To Get Some Food, A Mouse Was In It

    Came Home After A Long Shift, Went To Get Some Food, A Mouse Was In It

    haddyboo Report

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    #35

    A Student In My Class Tried Using 4 Devices To Cheat On A Quiz, But Somehow Managed To Get The Wrong Answer On All Of Them

    A Student In My Class Tried Using 4 Devices To Cheat On A Quiz, But Somehow Managed To Get The Wrong Answer On All Of Them

    Character-Ad4440 Report

    Rowlie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    when You have more cellphones the brain cells

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    #36

    When The Stylist Says "I'm Having A Tough Time With Your Hair Line"

    When The Stylist Says "I'm Having A Tough Time With Your Hair Line"

    cleanshoes30 Report

    Andy Acceber
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Time to bring back the Elizabethan collars.

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    #37

    Since Christmas I Been Wearing These Noticing How The Right Ear Sounds Lower Than The Left One But Just Brushing It Off

    Since Christmas I Been Wearing These Noticing How The Right Ear Sounds Lower Than The Left One But Just Brushing It Off

    itsmemario97 Report

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    #38

    My Girlfriend Found A Band-Aid In Her Food... Well, In Her Mouth Really

    My Girlfriend Found A Band-Aid In Her Food... Well, In Her Mouth Really

    LydianBlack Report

    KJ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ewwww! I wouldn't want a replacement, just a refund.

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    #39

    Friend's Dad Made Some Cayenne Rolls From Scratch Tonight. He Thought He Was Using Cinnamon. The Rolls Had No Cinnamon

    Friend's Dad Made Some Cayenne Rolls From Scratch Tonight. He Thought He Was Using Cinnamon. The Rolls Had No Cinnamon

    SideshowShan Report

    #40

    The View From My Apartment When I Moved In vs. Now

    The View From My Apartment When I Moved In vs. Now

    LardoftheFries Report

    Rijkærd
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably someone in a different building said the same of your apartment....

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    #41

    My Shopping Bag Broke At The Top Of The Stairs And The Lettuce Made A Run For It

    My Shopping Bag Broke At The Top Of The Stairs And The Lettuce Made A Run For It

    jennnfur Report

    Dave van Es
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lettuce go, we don't want to be held captive

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    #42

    Joke's On You, Most Pics In That Card Are Yours

    Joke's On You, Most Pics In That Card Are Yours

    ydw1988913 Report

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    #43

    FedEx In Alabama Strikes Again. This Time In Jemison, All 20 Packages Were Found In The Woods

    FedEx In Alabama Strikes Again. This Time In Jemison, All 20 Packages Were Found In The Woods

    Kimbeee Report

    #44

    I Had To Take In One Of Parents’ Dogs For A Couple Of Days. My Wife Only Put One Of The Cats Away Before I Got Home With The Dog. I Had To Put Away The Second Cat. It Went… Well

    I Had To Take In One Of Parents’ Dogs For A Couple Of Days. My Wife Only Put One Of The Cats Away Before I Got Home With The Dog. I Had To Put Away The Second Cat. It Went… Well

    LethalInjectionRD Report

    Dorothy Parker
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His wife did all that to him to make him put the cat away? I hope he went for a shot.

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    #45

    Not My Teeth But Someone’s Not Eating Solids Today

    Not My Teeth But Someone’s Not Eating Solids Today

    Alternative-Ad-1115 Report

    LuckyL
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and has to replace something really expensive

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    #46

    It Seems I’m The Only One Who Commuted Into The Office Today. Maybe There’s A Memo Out There I Didn’t Receive

    It Seems I’m The Only One Who Commuted Into The Office Today. Maybe There’s A Memo Out There I Didn’t Receive

    RC123TheyCallMe Report

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    #47

    I Told My Husband Cutting His Own Hair Is A Bad Idea, This Happened

    I Told My Husband Cutting His Own Hair Is A Bad Idea, This Happened

    Safe-Reaction Report

    Rijkærd
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like he was fighting a honey badger

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    #48

    $80 Christmas Gift Applied Directly To My Driveway

    $80 Christmas Gift Applied Directly To My Driveway

    AbbiAndIlana Report

    #49

    I'm Visually Impaired. I Couldn't Tell The Difference Between A Wireless Charger And A Mug Heater

    I'm Visually Impaired. I Couldn't Tell The Difference Between A Wireless Charger And A Mug Heater

    iiooiooi Report

    Rijkærd
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On the brighter side at least your mug is fully charged where it is...

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    #50

    Today I Screwed Up

    Today I Screwed Up

    StalkingBanana Report

    Saint Thomas
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How can you not realise the box is going to be to big for the car... A miscalculation of a few centimeters/inches, ok. But it's taller than the car !

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    #51

    When Your Tire Goes Bazooka

    When Your Tire Goes Bazooka

    9999monkeys Report

    River Webb
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    even tyres get pimples, wash it regularly and apply cream it should go down in a couple of days

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    #52

    The Mirror In My Hotel Bathroom Has An Antifog Section. Unfortunately, I'm 5'2"

    The Mirror In My Hotel Bathroom Has An Antifog Section. Unfortunately, I'm 5'2"

    Bommie20 Report

    #53

    I Guess Somebody At My Apartment Complex Got Caught Cheating

    I Guess Somebody At My Apartment Complex Got Caught Cheating

    QueefInTheNight Report

    KJ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They have huge seagulls over there.

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    #54

    If Only The Ice Was As Thick As Their Skull

    If Only The Ice Was As Thick As Their Skull

    Censorious Report

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    #55

    Had Two Stray Bullets Hit My House Just After Midnight On New Years. Through A Shower And Garage

    Had Two Stray Bullets Hit My House Just After Midnight On New Years. Through A Shower And Garage

    khanbob42 Report

    Pepper Sergent
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How to tell me you live in the USA without telling me you live in the USA.

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    #56

    Locked My Door And Ran Outside My Appartment In A Hurry, Keys Got Caught Inside

    Locked My Door And Ran Outside My Appartment In A Hurry, Keys Got Caught Inside

    CrossGuy2020 Report

    Isabella
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A locksmith can help, starting from 90 €! Been there, done that. 😄

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    #57

    My Parents (Late 70s) Got Me A PS5 Controller For Christmas. I Do Not Own A Playstation 5

    My Parents (Late 70s) Got Me A PS5 Controller For Christmas. I Do Not Own A Playstation 5

    Yabba_Dabbs Report

    Rijkærd
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now wait for a Ps5 next year....one step at a time...

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    #58

    My Hand In Scrabble Right Now

    My Hand In Scrabble Right Now

    nicktomato Report

    Erla Zwingle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, the really ugly part is that they're all worth only one point each.

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    #59

    This Is What Happens When You Leave A Case Of Pop In The Truck Of Your Car When The Overnight Temperature Is -32°C

    This Is What Happens When You Leave A Case Of Pop In The Truck Of Your Car When The Overnight Temperature Is -32°C

    ImFloatingOnTapestry Report

    #60

    My Friend Just Got A Tattoo. She Says That's How Judgment Used To Be Written Before And It's Still Written Like This In British English, But I Have My Doubts

    My Friend Just Got A Tattoo. She Says That's How Judgment Used To Be Written Before And It's Still Written Like This In British English, But I Have My Doubts

    English is not our native language.

    yared_cf2 Report

    #61

    Note To Self: Don’t Continue To Refer To Paw Patrol As “Poo Patrol” After It’s Clear That Your Toddler Has Become Enraged By The Joke

    Note To Self: Don’t Continue To Refer To Paw Patrol As “Poo Patrol” After It’s Clear That Your Toddler Has Become Enraged By The Joke

    BrookieMama Report

    Katie Corliss
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How does the screen breakage line up so well with the window? frame? behind it? It’s art now.

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    #62

    Saved For Months Because Unemployed, Ordered In September, FedEx Refused To Deliver Because We Were Cut Off Due To Landslides And Floods, Came Yesterday At The Post Office

    Saved For Months Because Unemployed, Ordered In September, FedEx Refused To Deliver Because We Were Cut Off Due To Landslides And Floods, Came Yesterday At The Post Office

    Motherboard is snapped, shoe print on the box... Canada Post and FedEx say it's not their fault. One sad child. Sorry. Merry Christmas

    The_Thrift_Hunter Report

    AnaSan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How is not their fault? I hate that delivery firm's are getting away with this.

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    #63

    Just So You Know, A 10 Foot Pipe Does Not Fit In A Toyota Rav4

    Just So You Know, A 10 Foot Pipe Does Not Fit In A Toyota Rav4

    JustHereForTheBeer_ Report

    Shanaaia
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the same I did once. Awful noise, awful feeling

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    #64

    "I'll Do The Dishes Tomorrow"

    "I'll Do The Dishes Tomorrow"

    moon-lover Report

    Rijkærd
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well...gotta call the plumber and do the dishes while at it...

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    #65

    First Day Back To College And The Hot Chocolate Machine Had Ants Inside It

    First Day Back To College And The Hot Chocolate Machine Had Ants Inside It

    Dragonheart97x Report

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    #66

    Got This In My Fortune Cookie

    Got This In My Fortune Cookie

    w3sT0Nnnnnnnn Report

    Sir Tarsier
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honest fortune cookie 🙂. I would be delighted to get this.

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    #67

    When Your Christmas Tree Just Can’t Make It Until Christmas

    When Your Christmas Tree Just Can’t Make It Until Christmas

    Nipgen05 Report

    Strawberry Pizza
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This, children, is why we must water our plants.

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    #68

    Forgot My Plastic Spatula In The Oven While Heating Up My Lasagna

    Forgot My Plastic Spatula In The Oven While Heating Up My Lasagna

    jonek1999 Report

    #69

    My Car Doesn't Start When It's Below -30F, It's Been That Cold For Days, And I Don't Have Running Water. I'm Finally Getting Desperate Enough To Melt Snow For A Bath

    My Car Doesn't Start When It's Below -30F, It's Been That Cold For Days, And I Don't Have Running Water. I'm Finally Getting Desperate Enough To Melt Snow For A Bath

    kinoko_noyama Report

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    #70

    Christmas Lunch Ruined For A Few Extra $ On Weigh-In

    Christmas Lunch Ruined For A Few Extra $ On Weigh-In

    AtomicCypher Report

    Mary Hiers
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If that was deliberately added to increase the weight, the NIST Weights and Measures Division will shut them down pronto. You don't want to piss off Weights and Measures.

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    #71

    Sudden Red Rash After Drinking Cheap Alcohol

    Sudden Red Rash After Drinking Cheap Alcohol

    Sharksandwhales1 Report

    #72

    Was Woodworking A Ring And Checked The Size. Now It Isn't Coming Off

    Was Woodworking A Ring And Checked The Size. Now It Isn't Coming Off

    AttackHelicpter Report

    Flopsy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So now you know the size isn't right :)

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    #73

    My House Got Hit By A Landslide

    My House Got Hit By A Landslide

    not-ok-cat Report

    #74

    Hosted A 2-Day NYE Get Together At $800 Airbnb, And No One Came

    Hosted A 2-Day NYE Get Together At $800 Airbnb, And No One Came

    4litersofbaggedmilk Report

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    #75

    Canceled My Holidays Due To Covid And Every Plan Falling Apart

    Canceled My Holidays Due To Covid And Every Plan Falling Apart

     Decided to prepare myself some nice Christmas dinner at home by myself. Dropped the good knife while doing the dishes. Never seen a knife like that

    BottledUp Report

    Catherine
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Luckily that is a good knife. Wusthof has lifetime policy and will replace it for free.

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    #76

    Everything I Worked So Hard Is All Gone In A Matter Of One Night, That's My Personal Vehicle, And My Work Van Behind It. All Tools & Everything Gone. I Can't Stop Crying

    Everything I Worked So Hard Is All Gone In A Matter Of One Night, That's My Personal Vehicle, And My Work Van Behind It. All Tools & Everything Gone. I Can't Stop Crying

    Helloimnewtolife Report

    Erla Zwingle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm only guessing that you don't have insurance, or that insurance for this kind of thing (isn't it called theft?) doesn't exist. My heart goes out to you, my friend. You did a stupid thing but the perpetrators did an evil thing. You're still ahead of them.

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    #77

    Heard A Loud Crash While Eating Lunch

    Heard A Loud Crash While Eating Lunch

    Shade8685 Report

    Tami
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Always amazes me how cabinets stay on the wall. But sometimes they don't.

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    #78

    Just Bought A Zelda Game & Watch And Put It In My Back Pocket

    Just Bought A Zelda Game & Watch And Put It In My Back Pocket

    skoolsuxxs1 Report

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    #79

    This Probably Only Sucks For Me Because I Have To Look At It Everyday But These People Thought Painting The Top Of An Old Twistee Treat Roof Brown Was A Good Idea

    This Probably Only Sucks For Me Because I Have To Look At It Everyday But These People Thought Painting The Top Of An Old Twistee Treat Roof Brown Was A Good Idea

    hellloandii Report

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    #80

    It’s -35 Today Here In Canada. I Needed Warm Winter Boots. What I Ordered vs. What I Got

    It’s -35 Today Here In Canada. I Needed Warm Winter Boots. What I Ordered vs. What I Got

    SweetTea9219 Report

    #81

    Housemate's Dog Got Into My 6-Hour Butter Chicken. No Dinner For Me Tonight

    Housemate's Dog Got Into My 6-Hour Butter Chicken. No Dinner For Me Tonight

    DopeCalyps0 Report

    Caro Caro
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's hell to clean! And I mean the buttery goo and the dog's vomit or worse.

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    #82

    Walked Out My Door To See This. Guess I Won’t Be Driving To Work Today

    Walked Out My Door To See This. Guess I Won’t Be Driving To Work Today

    geoff5093 Report

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    #83

    New Antibacterial Wipes From The Store Have Mold Growing In Them

    New Antibacterial Wipes From The Store Have Mold Growing In Them

    killthou755536 Report

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    #84

    Insurance Loves Spending A Penny To Save A Dollar. Won’t Total. We Have To Clean This Up And Install In A Jeep

    Insurance Loves Spending A Penny To Save A Dollar. Won’t Total. We Have To Clean This Up And Install In A Jeep

    notdownwithsickness Report

    Ben Smith
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would spend a penny to save a dollar too. I think you have your expression backwards :)

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    #85

    Instead Of My Christmas Gift, Amazon Delivered Me An Industrial Supply Of Single-Ply Toilet Paper

    Instead Of My Christmas Gift, Amazon Delivered Me An Industrial Supply Of Single-Ply Toilet Paper

    Rare_Chicken Report

    Rijkærd
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your gift aside...Whoever came up with the idea of single ply toilet paper should be shot in public...probably outside the UN offices...it would be justice to humanity.

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    #86

    Randomly Fainted And Fell Face First Onto A Concrete Floor. Merry Christmas

    Randomly Fainted And Fell Face First Onto A Concrete Floor. Merry Christmas

    smidgyballs Report

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    #87

    Just Used A Bath Bomb I Got For Christmas And Now The Bath Looks Like That

    Just Used A Bath Bomb I Got For Christmas And Now The Bath Looks Like That

    GoogleError404 Report

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    #88

    Ate A Huge Bag Of "Members Mark" Trail Mix For About 1 Month. Got To The Bottom And Found 3 Rusty Screws

    Ate A Huge Bag Of "Members Mark" Trail Mix For About 1 Month. Got To The Bottom And Found 3 Rusty Screws

    Donkarnaaj Report

    #89

    Here’s How My Day Went

    Here’s How My Day Went

    enzoblue64 Report

    #90

    Happy New Year? 10 Minutes After Midnight A Loud Metallic Bounce Came Off The Floor

    Happy New Year? 10 Minutes After Midnight A Loud Metallic Bounce Came Off The Floor

    rhannska Report

    Kira Okah
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What goes up must come down somewhere. I assume that someone stupid decided that shooting into the sky would be harmless. It has to come back down somewhere! Only idiots would ever think that it is a good idea to shoot upwards.

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    #91

    Windchill Is -21 & Kids Just Egged Our House. Froze Instantly

    Windchill Is -21 & Kids Just Egged Our House. Froze Instantly

    gloworm8675309 Report

    shae
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've been thinking about freezing my eggs too

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    #92

    I’m A Mechanic, Been Waiting All Month For It And I Missed It

    I’m A Mechanic, Been Waiting All Month For It And I Missed It

    PapiChulo1322 Report

    #93

    Splurged On A Jar Of Fancy Honey And Dropped It While Taking The Cap Off

    Splurged On A Jar Of Fancy Honey And Dropped It While Taking The Cap Off

    sixpigeons Report

    Mattewis88
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's the difference between fancy honey and normal honey?

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    #94

    Local Wendy's Burnt Down At The Start Of The Pandemic. So I've Been Waiting Until Now For That Spicy Chicken. First Burger Of The New Restaurant - Three Bites In And It's Totally Raw

    Local Wendy's Burnt Down At The Start Of The Pandemic. So I've Been Waiting Until Now For That Spicy Chicken. First Burger Of The New Restaurant - Three Bites In And It's Totally Raw

    JusterTwo Report

    Nitin Korupolu
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Salmonella... I can't even imagine how bad that must be

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    #95

    I Live In A Series Of Unfortunate Events

    I Live In A Series Of Unfortunate Events

    Hippirain420 Report

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    #96

    Trekked For 1,5 Hours Uphill To Get The Perfect Sunset Photo - Left My Memory Card At Home

    Trekked For 1,5 Hours Uphill To Get The Perfect Sunset Photo - Left My Memory Card At Home

    Nrozek Report

    Rijkærd
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Enjoy the moment and forget about having perfect everything on camera...that moment is more perfect and you'll always remember it than a folder in your cloud storage...

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    #97

    I Am A Menace To Society. My Dumb Pregnancy Brain Accidentally Ordered My Husband A Burrito With No Tortilla

    I Am A Menace To Society. My Dumb Pregnancy Brain Accidentally Ordered My Husband A Burrito With No Tortilla

    synesthesiah Report

    #98

    Merry Christmas Everyone. Yayyy

    Merry Christmas Everyone. Yayyy

    chris_0929 Report

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    #99

    I Slept Wrong Last Night. Can't Use My Hand Now. Yay

    I Slept Wrong Last Night. Can't Use My Hand Now. Yay

    Mrfrunzi Report

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I "slept wrong". I think a few of us men have used that excuse before.

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    #100

    Found My Car On Milk Crates This Morning. Had Lock Nuts On It Too

    Found My Car On Milk Crates This Morning. Had Lock Nuts On It Too

    ridethepickle Report

    Not Proud British
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you live in 1990's Manchester? That used to happen all the bloody time. Along with stealing your car stereo.

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    #101

    Sold My iPad In Public Space At Night In Minnesotan -10F Temperature, Turned Out It's Fake

    Sold My iPad In Public Space At Night In Minnesotan -10F Temperature, Turned Out It's Fake

    raimibonn Report

    Lily bloom
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Always meet at a police station. Most scammers will avoid going there. Also, buy a pen that checks for counterfeits

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    #102

    Asked A Guy To Take A Nice Photo Of Me And My Girlfriend. Our Reply: "Great, Thank You". As You Do

    Asked A Guy To Take A Nice Photo Of Me And My Girlfriend. Our Reply: "Great, Thank You". As You Do

    joe4645 Report

    jon gilbertson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    was he the same guy that takes pictures of bigfoot?

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    #103

    Never Heard It Happen

    Never Heard It Happen

    CatBrread64 Report

    Layne Rodgers
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That electrical cord is holding on like Thor holding open the forge in endgame

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    #104

    Not So Merry Christmas

    Not So Merry Christmas

    Cmdrsausage Report

    Evil Hornet
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My heart broke when animals and PCs are hurt :(

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    #105

    Me: "Yay Off To A Tropical Country To Enjoy Summer!" Weather: No

    Me: "Yay Off To A Tropical Country To Enjoy Summer!" Weather: No

    dread3ddie Report

    Erla Zwingle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I understand that something bad is going on, but what is that???

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    #106

    Hit This Absolutely Massive Pothole And Got 2 Flat Tires And 2 Dented Rims On Our Brand New Tesla Model Plaid

    Hit This Absolutely Massive Pothole And Got 2 Flat Tires And 2 Dented Rims On Our Brand New Tesla Model Plaid

    happyz98 Report

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    #107

    When Your Dad Tells You To Cover The Oak Before It Rains, So You Tell Your Younger Brother To Cover The Oak Before It Rains. Pop Comes Home In 20 Minutes

    When Your Dad Tells You To Cover The Oak Before It Rains, So You Tell Your Younger Brother To Cover The Oak Before It Rains. Pop Comes Home In 20 Minutes

    cloneluke08 Report

    Rijkærd
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Two idiots living in the same house...what are the odds??

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    #108

    Just Finished A Brand New Out Of The Box 500-Piece Puzzle

    Just Finished A Brand New Out Of The Box 500-Piece Puzzle

    cinnamoogoo Report

    Libstak
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That happened to me with a 2000 piece puzzle. Soooooo frustrating.

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    #109

    When You Fancy A Nice Cold Beer After A Tough Day

    When You Fancy A Nice Cold Beer After A Tough Day

    yesimeannomaybeyes Report

    Paul Davis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope someone learned something about the behavior of liquids in a freezer

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    #110

    Overfilled My Jars To Freeze The Bone Broth I Spent 48 Hours Simmering

    Overfilled My Jars To Freeze The Bone Broth I Spent 48 Hours Simmering

    aRockandaTree3 Report

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    #111

    Ordered An Apple Watch For My Sister For Christmas

    Ordered An Apple Watch For My Sister For Christmas

    Somewhere between being shipped and being delivered to her someone opened the package, took the watch and strap, then sealed the whole thing back up

    ravens_revenge Report

    Sensei
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone took mine in transit from my luggage. Didn't realize it until the gift was opened. Do not know which is bad, being robbed or being embarrassed that I gifted an empty box.

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    #112

    Visitor Illegally Parked In My Private/Assigned Spot At My Apt For Half The Night. Lot Was Full So I Had To Park Half A Mile Away And Walk

    Visitor Illegally Parked In My Private/Assigned Spot At My Apt For Half The Night. Lot Was Full So I Had To Park Half A Mile Away And Walk

    Crumpled and tossed the polite note I left.

    Jellyfish_Box Report

    #113

    Took A Late Lunch To Find I Forgot To Put PB Or J On My PB&J

    Took A Late Lunch To Find I Forgot To Put PB Or J On My PB&J

    thismightdestroyyou Report

    #114

    I Didn’t Order These Groceries

    I Didn’t Order These Groceries

    Brohnly Report

    Jo Johannsen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And here I have to hunt for mine regularly.

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    #115

    Went To Clean My Glasses And This Happened

    Went To Clean My Glasses And This Happened

    zzkobzz Report

    Jo Johannsen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was driving home from work one night...in the dark...on the freeway...during rush hour...and the lens fell out of my glasses frame. I am EXTREMELY nearsighted.

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    #116

    Apparently 2 Hours Early Wasn’t Early Enough

    Apparently 2 Hours Early Wasn’t Early Enough

    simfire Report

    Kayla J
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    2 hours is never early enough in Atlanta

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    #117

    My Sister-In-Law Thought She Bought A Confetti Cannon To Prank Me

    My Sister-In-Law Thought She Bought A Confetti Cannon To Prank Me

    bucknthompson Report

    #118

    My Aunt “Adopted” An Elephant For Me As A Christmas Present And Her Last Known Location Was Recorded In August. I Can Only Imagine What Happened

    My Aunt “Adopted” An Elephant For Me As A Christmas Present And Her Last Known Location Was Recorded In August. I Can Only Imagine What Happened

    paarkrosis Report

    Mistralok
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can only hope that the locator simply dropped off of it.

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    #119

    Ordered Pizzas From A New Restaurant With Absolutely Zero Ratings And Got Them Like This

    Ordered Pizzas From A New Restaurant With Absolutely Zero Ratings And Got Them Like This

    jendrax2006 Report

    Kira Okah
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This would be the fault of the delivery driver not transporting them properly. I'd still eat them.

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    #120

    Two Days Into My New Lease And I Wake Up To My Fire Alarm And My Electric Razor On Fire

    Two Days Into My New Lease And I Wake Up To My Fire Alarm And My Electric Razor On Fire

    Rickbox Report

    #121

    I Got Asked Out To See The New Spider Man Movie And She Didn't Show Up

    I Got Asked Out To See The New Spider Man Movie And She Didn't Show Up

    SaltyS0up Report

    SilentBob731
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Got to watch a great movie in peace...win / win.

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    #122

    It Was Raining Really Bad

    It Was Raining Really Bad

    SelfHealingCloud Report

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    #123

    Having My Bathroom Remodelled And They Installed My Shower At Less Than Knee Height

    Having My Bathroom Remodelled And They Installed My Shower At Less Than Knee Height

    MrHuk Report

    Daniel (ShadowDrakken)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How did it get this far without anyone noticing? The shower head goes in well before the tiling.

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    #124

    The Good News, I Narrowly Avoided A House Fire Today. The Bad News, All Of The Outlets In My Basement Are Dead Now

    The Good News, I Narrowly Avoided A House Fire Today. The Bad News, All Of The Outlets In My Basement Are Dead Now

    iluvatarr1 Report

    #125

    At A Parking Lot. These Cars Are All Parked In EV Charging Spots, Despite The Fact That None Of These Are Electric Vehicle

    At A Parking Lot. These Cars Are All Parked In EV Charging Spots, Despite The Fact That None Of These Are Electric Vehicle

    RedHot_Dragon Report

    Ray Heap
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get a nice juicy fine or the car towed hereabouts.

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    #126

    Not Only Am I Spending Holidays Alone Because My Closest Family Live In A Different State, My Boyfriend And I Broke Up. Then I Managed To Burn This Pizza

    Not Only Am I Spending Holidays Alone Because My Closest Family Live In A Different State, My Boyfriend And I Broke Up. Then I Managed To Burn This Pizza

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    #127

    Brand New E-Skate Stolen Last Night Out Of My New Car. Just As I Got An Air Tag That I Was Planning To Insert This Weekend. Too Late Now

    Brand New E-Skate Stolen Last Night Out Of My New Car. Just As I Got An Air Tag That I Was Planning To Insert This Weekend. Too Late Now

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    #128

    Just Bought A House. Was Told There Was Hardwood Under All The Carpet. Tested A Discreet Corner In The Closet, Which Did Have Hardwood Beneath. But Not The Living Room

    Just Bought A House. Was Told There Was Hardwood Under All The Carpet. Tested A Discreet Corner In The Closet, Which Did Have Hardwood Beneath. But Not The Living Room

    Looks like I’ll be spending too much money on new flooring now.

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    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You have cause for legal action if they told you there was wood flooring under the carpet, at least in the US. Real estate laws state that sellers don't have to volunteer information, but must answer truthfully if asked. They lied. Sue for the cost of the flooring and installation.

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    #129

    Took Off My Beanie And Airpod To Set Them On The Table When I Got Home From Work. Did Not Notice The Candle Underneath

    Took Off My Beanie And Airpod To Set Them On The Table When I Got Home From Work. Did Not Notice The Candle Underneath

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    #130

    Getting Married In Four Days And My Fiancé And I Wanted To Write Nice Letters To Our Loved Ones On The Day. This Is What Came In The Mail

    Getting Married In Four Days And My Fiancé And I Wanted To Write Nice Letters To Our Loved Ones On The Day. This Is What Came In The Mail

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    Saint Thomas
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's missing a picture from the reddit thread : the back of the card is not blank, as it should be.

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