Grab your hairspray and turn up the Bon Jovi, because we're taking a trip back to the days when bigger truly meant better - at least when it came to hair! Remember when we thought spiral perms, mullets, and mall bangs teased to the heavens were the height of fashion? When we'd spend hours with a crimping iron, rattail comb, and enough Aqua Net to destroy the ozone layer single-handedly?
Well, these brave souls have dug through their photo albums to share the hair-raising evidence of those gloriously misguided style choices. From "business in front, party in the back" to "how many cans of hairspray did that take?", these 35 people have bravely shared their most cringe-worthy coiffures from the decades that taste forgot.
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As a 10yr old male I was a 30yr old lesbian.
My mom loved to get professional photos taken of my siblings and me when we were kids. I hated it. I learned fairly quickly that if I complained or was fussy they would just keep going and ask me to be still or quiet. However, if I behaved perfectly and just made awful facial expressions the photos would end. This little gem is a product of my silent temper tantrums.
“This is my oldest brother. When he came to the States , his first obsession was rock & roll, followed by big hair.”
He smuggled all his brothers and sisters across the border in there.
My mother at 17, this was her senior portrait, the lady loved her hair so much she took a bunch of pictures for her. 1988
My 80s hair didn’t even take a break for softball. I can practically hear Skid Row through this photo.
80's Hair. Defying Gravity.
When your mom puts a bowl on your head and cuts your hair. And you rush home after school to slam 3 cans of raviolis and watch Bill Nye the science guy (mid 90s)
Child in the 1980's with a rattail
OMG that was me. Except mine had 2 little bells in the end of it. I cringe remembering.
“In 1988, my mother won a free portrait session from Olan Mills for me and my brother. I remember feeling uncomfortable with my clothes and our pose and I think the only thing that felt normal to us was our hair.”
“This was me in first grade. My mom convinced me to cut my hair ‘like Demi Moore in Ghost.'”
My mom cut & styled my hair for picture day. I never let her touch my hair ever since. #mullet #90s #texas
“Me and my mom with our matching Christmas mullets.”
My mother in middle school, 1985
Me (on the right) and my sister back in the 80's in San Jose. I used to wake up super early on school days just to work on my hair. When my senior year new schedule included swimming for 1st period, I saw a doctor for my "allergy" to chlorine, and he gave me a doctor's note excusing me from swimming
Since I Noticed People Their Messed Up Hair Style. Check this Hot Mess Out. Early 90s was Something Else.
I thought I was cool s**t in elementary school. New haircut and my favourite turtle neck. What could go wrong?
Friend shared this on Facebook; I'm sharing all of her 90s glory with Reddit (with her permission)
My kindergarten picture. I wanted to look my best so I gave myself a hair cut. The 80's were a strange time for fashion.
Was the reverse mullet popular around you in the late 90s? I remember so many kids at the arcade having this haircut...
When you stick a fork in the electric socket as part of your wake-up routine
Kindergarten, 1995
Suddenly the haircut I gave my friend with craft scissors as part of a skit in 2005 doesn't seem so bad
“My mom and aunt were always into the big huge 80’s hair, but seriously wtf is on my head? My aunt did my hair, and my mom loved it enough to allow me to get professional pictures taken.”
My mom playing Super Mario Bros on a NES. Early-Mid 90s and she still remembers all the secrets and shortcuts (that hair tho)
Mum actually thought this was a good haircut
90s haircuts...
This is still very popular in West Virginia. I realized that at my husband's grandma's funeral and all the cousin's kids had this hair
My future wife's mother had just gotten done with hair school in the 90's
The hair's not that bad, but how does a kid that age have such dark circles under her eyes?
I have a picture somewhere with my mullet horrible acne and a Samhain T-shirt. I used to cringe now I just laugh.
Alas yes. Me as well. Except a well worn Ocean Pacific (OP) t-shirt
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My adoptive mother hated straight hair. Mine was ruler straight at the time so I got the poodle curls perm. I was devastated when she made me get a perm two days before picture day. White looking girl with a fro.
Load More Replies...I have a picture somewhere with my mullet horrible acne and a Samhain T-shirt. I used to cringe now I just laugh.
Alas yes. Me as well. Except a well worn Ocean Pacific (OP) t-shirt
Load More Replies...And every generation does something weird with their hair to every other generation
My adoptive mother hated straight hair. Mine was ruler straight at the time so I got the poodle curls perm. I was devastated when she made me get a perm two days before picture day. White looking girl with a fro.
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