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The sexual revolution, disco music, feminism, free-flowing hallucinogenic drugs, and pacifism is the mish-mash of things that once created the absolutely unique 70s style that we so lovingly hate to remember. While there was some pretty awesome stuff going on in the fashion trends department, 70s men's fashion seems to have skipped all the cool stuff and went straight for the disastrous. Men's clothing made from shiny spandex? Groovy! Hip-hugging bell bottom pants, also glossy? You betcha! Chest hair, porn-stache, bright leisure suits, and skimpy short shorts defining the men's fashion? Far out! There's no way these 70s fashion relicts will ever come back in all their seriousness, so we can happily reminisce them in the safety of our jeggings and Yeezys, without fearing to witness a man-bulge wandering in the streets.

If you are still not convinced of the crimes that fashions of the 70s have committed, check out these men's fashion disasters from the decade to see what we mean. Compiled by Bored Panda, the list contains an appalling array of atrocities that the designers themselves cannot defend. So scroll down below to check the gloriously disturbing fashions below, but be warned, as it might get quite NSFW.

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    over opinionated
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently male models weren't a thing in the 70's

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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love the “you actually wore that" look the bartender has.

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    Amanda Panda
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No one past the age of infancy should be wearing a freaking onesy. wtf!

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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've never had an urge to match my outfit to my sheep.

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    Carmozina Vieira-Sweeney
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The short guy looks like he's so disgusted by his clothes that he doesn't want to touch himself.

    Master Markus
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I kind of like the outfit of the guy on the right.

    Anna McHugh
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a dwarf wearing lifts and someone has just shat a rainbow on me. My life is over.

    Paul Conrad
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like the sweater guys stole all the belts

    Godspeed
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the tall guy seems so into his clothes that he IS touching himself :P

    Shaine MacDonald
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Weight lifters call what the little guy on the left is doing...imaginary lat syndrome!

    chachkimooch
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Greatest American Hero's shorter brother.

    Marina de Voogd
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My ex wore the white ones. So tight he only needed to iron below the knee. They where actually his sisters, lol.

    Michael Callis
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kind of hard to look tough in an outfit like that.

    Maria Stoyanova
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, I like the lower parts of the combinations :D and the guy on the left is cute xD

    Terry Kelly
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    white pants and workboots....classic

    Sonya Bunkum
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Clothes were so tight, they can’t move

    Cara Valente
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I'm all out of love, I'm so lost without you..."

    Broderick Pruitt
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Incredible Hulk disco dance pants.

    Jim Grossmann
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Back in the day, "tightie whities" were trousers.

    Tara B
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hes Got his Tight Pants On.

    Tara B
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hes got his Tight Pants On...lol

    Sarah Hearn
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I understand why white jeans were the source of such hilarity in the 70s.

    Jarzan
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The left one was probably inspired by tv left on static while licking stamps of LSD

    Doreen McCarthy
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry rainbow guy, perms are for women.

    Carol Taylor
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well at least their trousers aren't sitting below their butts...

    Jeanna
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well, I wouldn't mind so much if they brought back guys wearing tight pants...

    Cathy
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you wanna get some attentions, dress like them.

    giabread
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    White pants guy has a nice a*s tho.

    자스 민
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    who would think that rainbow will become a gay symbol one day, its crime against my childhood

    White Snake
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the short guy is wearing 3 inch heals. like those shoes though.

    Pamela Richards
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look at his hair! He's thinking "The 80s are almost here...almost here...I can give up this gig and get a bit spot on Miami Vice..."

    Prashant Karnath
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The short guy looks like he rides unicorns... lol

    Careena Bruen
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This looks like a still from Boogie Nights.

    Alexis
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what EVERYONE looked like in the seventies and it was pretty freaking awesome. Except for all the damn polyester!

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    Bridget Huff
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rainbow Bright's super gay cousin?

    Mehmet Yıldırım
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    comon, the pants can be cool, the rest garbage!!

    Andy Miller
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I haven't seen those gang colors before

    Susie Stock
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The hiking boots make the guy on the right look so manly

    Nash Nopper
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rainbowman! WHOOOSHHHH * Pow * Puff*

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    Hans
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that the young sean connery? Anyway, Nr. 604, please.

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    Kjorn
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who T. F. decided it looked good on someone alive?

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    Hans
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After all, the life struggle for finding a fitting vest and cap has been solved.

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    Cristi
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This looks like when someone in the family has a sudden passion for crochet and knitting but no common sense whatsoever.

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    Hans
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    J: hat. They seriously sold a construction had as fashion...

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    Kriwil Talens
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Silk doesn't belong to people who fart. God please

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    Wayne Beesley
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Possibly the gayest worst dressed man in history

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    Hans
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least spilling mustard is not an issue.

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    V Navarro
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love the models faces like (Boston mobster accent) "Say one thing about my undies"

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    Hans
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Voice from the background: "Honey, have you seen the bathroom rug?"

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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Men in Belted Sweaters" Worst beefcake calendar ever

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    Kriwil Talens
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The guys look good if we look above their necks though

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    Hans
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seating like this is not good for your posture!

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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The inventor of the onesie must have had a profound hatred for mankind.

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    Peter Lankton
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is going on there!?! Is it still on a coat hook?

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    V Navarro
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Forward Fashion Looks... I feel like this was a Gender Fluid magazine before it was a thing

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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The guy in the middle is some sort of Dr Strange psychic magic powers kind of dude

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    Hans
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Yes? I am sorry but I cannot hear you over the awesomeness of the many holes I wear."

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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His look on his face screams “I look like an idiot."

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    Master Markus
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's giving a look like "Why did you give me these rocks!?"

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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    70s ethnic diversity: mission accomplished.

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    Amanda Panda
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Man..he should see what rappers where today lol

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