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The sexual revolution, disco music, feminism, free-flowing hallucinogenic drugs, and pacifism is the mish-mash of things that once created the absolutely unique 70s style that we so lovingly hate to remember. While there was some pretty awesome stuff going on in the fashion trends department, 70s men's fashion seems to have skipped all the cool stuff and went straight for the disastrous. Men's clothing made from shiny spandex? Groovy! Hip-hugging bell bottom pants, also glossy? You betcha! Chest hair, porn-stache, bright leisure suits, and skimpy short shorts defining the men's fashion? Far out! There's no way these 70s fashion relicts will ever come back in all their seriousness, so we can happily reminisce them in the safety of our jeggings and Yeezys, without fearing to witness a man-bulge wandering in the streets.

If you are still not convinced of the crimes that fashions of the 70s have committed, check out these men's fashion disasters from the decade to see what we mean. Compiled by Bored Panda, the list contains an appalling array of atrocities that the designers themselves cannot defend. So scroll down below to check the gloriously disturbing fashions below, but be warned, as it might get quite NSFW.

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    over opinionated
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently male models weren't a thing in the 70's

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    Hans
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would go to that discoteque!

    Yvonne Bernal
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see what you're saying Hans.... somebody has "down voted" ALL of your comments on this page (so far of what I'm seeing here). I voted it back up - a LOT of haters out there. (sigh)

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    Christie Curtis
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's where my emergency car blankets went....

    Tamara Donahue
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No one, NO ONE needs that much shine around their crotch area.

    Ravynwolfe Moondancer
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that is a rather phallic balloon coming at them...

    Reen Lee
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone's squirrel is about to terrorize a disco.

    Robyn Scott
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What 2016 was supposed to be like.....

    Eric Donaldson
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or you could leave out the accent mark and that would also be true!

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    Laura Schmidt
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ohhhhhhhh, honey girl.... They're not interested in you. You're their friend

    Sanna Seppälä
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    RUUUUUUN! They Have laid the eggs!!

    Peta Everton
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The blue looks like an outfit made for Jasmine from Aladdin. Besides the awful 'belt' I could deal with these.

    dmi 210
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, come on! They just put the girl there not to appear too obviously homoerotic. It did not work.

    Martin
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tonight on Buck Rogers.... Twiki get insertion

    Broderick Pruitt
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Step to the name of my girl friend made me wear this.

    Id row
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm cringing so hard at that.

    Rose Marciano
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awwww. Look at those cute little packages.

    Martin
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stepping Out in what? Heterosexuality >?<

    Nate Sletteland
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Complete with dildo balloon kit!!!LOL

    Nate Sletteland
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    complete with dildo balloon kit LOL!!!

    Tina Geiger
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The woman is wearing the pants of the guy in the first pic

    Florence Hastings
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like something escaped from Star Trek.

    Jeanna
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this just left me speechless...I can't even.

    Teleri Nyfain
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh My Gawd.... I worked in a disco in the 70s (alas alack) & this brings back some truly terrifying fashion faux pas memories....

    Friday Foster
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The grammar. Its like the copywriter grabbed 4 random words and had never heard of punctuation.

    Sarah Alexander
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that balloon on the lower left....subtle....

    White Snake
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    weren't these guys in barbarella?

    Natalie Johnson
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The guy on the right looks like Rob Lowe.

    Laura Wilson
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had to scroll back up and look at the face. I didn't get past the (ahem) clothing (pants) prior to your comment.

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    Pamela Richards
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did the blonde guy lose a hammer down his pants?

    Michael Callis
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Straight out if a Robin Gibb video.

    Bridget Huff
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this the literal opposite of a "golden parachute"?

    Andy Miller
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Safety warning: standing within three meters of a naked flame is bad for your health

    Gabriele Bahr
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uh. Stepping far, far away, please!

    Elisa Rovi
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is Zach Braff in this photo? :D

    Sonja Simek
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ah men stepping out? what the hell are ah men?

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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love the “you actually wore that" look the bartender has.

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    Amanda Panda
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No one past the age of infancy should be wearing a freaking onesy. wtf!

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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've never had an urge to match my outfit to my sheep.

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    Carmozina Vieira-Sweeney
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The short guy looks like he's so disgusted by his clothes that he doesn't want to touch himself.

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    Hans
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that the young sean connery? Anyway, Nr. 604, please.

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    Kjorn
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who T. F. decided it looked good on someone alive?

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    Hans
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After all, the life struggle for finding a fitting vest and cap has been solved.

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    Cristi
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This looks like when someone in the family has a sudden passion for crochet and knitting but no common sense whatsoever.

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    Hans
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    J: hat. They seriously sold a construction had as fashion...

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    Kriwil Talens
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Silk doesn't belong to people who fart. God please

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    Wayne Beesley
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Possibly the gayest worst dressed man in history

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    Hans
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least spilling mustard is not an issue.

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    V Navarro
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love the models faces like (Boston mobster accent) "Say one thing about my undies"

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    Hans
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Voice from the background: "Honey, have you seen the bathroom rug?"

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    Stille20
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Men in Belted Sweaters" Worst beefcake calendar ever

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    Kriwil Talens
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The guys look good if we look above their necks though

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    Hans
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seating like this is not good for your posture!

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    Hans
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The inventor of the onesie must have had a profound hatred for mankind.

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    Peter Lankton
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is going on there!?! Is it still on a coat hook?

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    V Navarro
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Forward Fashion Looks... I feel like this was a Gender Fluid magazine before it was a thing

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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The guy in the middle is some sort of Dr Strange psychic magic powers kind of dude

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    Hans
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Yes? I am sorry but I cannot hear you over the awesomeness of the many holes I wear."

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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His look on his face screams “I look like an idiot."

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    Master Markus
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's giving a look like "Why did you give me these rocks!?"

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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    70s ethnic diversity: mission accomplished.

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    Amanda Panda
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Man..he should see what rappers where today lol

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