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The sexual revolution, disco music, feminism, free-flowing hallucinogenic drugs, and pacifism is the mish-mash of things that once created the absolutely unique 70s style that we so lovingly hate to remember. While there was some pretty awesome stuff going on in the fashion trends department, 70s men's fashion seems to have skipped all the cool stuff and went straight for the disastrous. Men's clothing made from shiny spandex? Groovy! Hip-hugging bell bottom pants, also glossy? You betcha! Chest hair, porn-stache, bright leisure suits, and skimpy short shorts defining the men's fashion? Far out! There's no way these 70s fashion relicts will ever come back in all their seriousness, so we can happily reminisce them in the safety of our jeggings and Yeezys, without fearing to witness a man-bulge wandering in the streets.

If you are still not convinced of the crimes that fashions of the 70s have committed, check out these men's fashion disasters from the decade to see what we mean. Compiled by Bored Panda, the list contains an appalling array of atrocities that the designers themselves cannot defend. So scroll down below to check the gloriously disturbing fashions below, but be warned, as it might get quite NSFW.

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    over opinionated
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently male models weren't a thing in the 70's

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    Jeri Elmore
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Obi-thong Kenobi, you're my only hope.

    Christine Buford
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this supposed to be Jesus and Mary Magdeline? wt...

    Mahmoud Ragab
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And he is what inviting her to sin I also wondered it's familiar

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    Yvonne Salinas
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In my mind, his chest hair makes a figure of a uterus and Fallopian tubes.

    Missa Doucet
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There, there. We will get your junk out of that trap as soon as possible.

    Stille20
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG!... also, why is she covered head to toe and he is.... well not

    Mahmoud Ragab
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's like s'up babe and she's like why can't you stay on your feet and keep your clothes on

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    Andy Miller
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Paint me like one of your French girls jack"

    Kriwil Talens
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well life is too short to wear a boring underwear

    Amazon QT
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    6 years ago

    That’s what they looked like back in the 70s!

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    Kjorn
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    is this for a cheap erotic/porn movie? because it looks like it

    Paul Thomas
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What do you have against hairy subby bottoms? Jesus this is hot. Plz come back.

    Cara Valente
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that Mary? Virgin birth my a*s.

    Gena Seibel
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    does his chest hair look the a uterus & ovaries??

    Jacqui Miaron
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hold still ... aah there it is! Damn contact lense always falling out at awkward times!

    Raven Seager
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unusual underthings??! Just as hilarious as the fashion hahaha

    Andrea Featherston
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least men were proud of the chest hair then. Now it is all gone

    Ben Padron
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes.. just yes to everything in this picture 😍

    Ben Padron
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bring this back... immediately 😍😍😍

    Vistaprime ivyleaguer
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this turned me on actually. but it's more the guy in it. yummy.

    Donna Malovrh
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    O g!I bought the dress the girl is wearing nack in the 70’s!it was off the fashion dress rack and I bought it to use for a grim reaper costume.....it was the strangest dress I had ever seen in a store selling regular dresses.

    Liz Gee
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that is SOOOOOOOOOO gross. lol

    Kamen Shishkov
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually that looks really convenient, especially for the summer.

    Sarah Hearn
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Honey, why are you wearing those string underpants?l

    Alternathy
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How did he do the thing with the hairy nipples?

    Suzzy Parker
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This poor guy needs some manscaping ASAP.

    Suzzy Parker
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some manscaping is in order here. Yikes!

    Martin
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Allahu Akbar ?? [& Jeff]

    galkinam22
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This guy looks kind of like Pushkin

    Monkey D. Luffy
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unusual chest hair for sure. It's crazy how hairless they want everyone to be except for our faces nowadays.

    Joanne Palmer
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wtf, Fish net tight whities......more like smuggling fish rather then a budgie haha :D

    Rumbidzai Usenga
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is just me, or does his chest hair look like the female reproductive system?

    Jeanna
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Princess Leia, what are you doing?

    Lisa Whitstone
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No self respecting male model in this day and age would have so much body hair!t

    Laura Schmidt
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is going on with this guy's body hair 🤔

    Jamaine Cripe
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it wrong that all I want to do is wax him? There's just SO MUCH HAIR!!!

    Ebony McVicar
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This guy has a women's reproductive organ as chest hair 😂😂😂

    Marna Eide
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Helstruse for menn, made in Norway

    Iqra Khan
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hahahahahahah.. looks like an angel of hell. 😝😂

    Amanda Schurk
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why does this guy have chest hair shaped like a uterus???

    Louisa Scarff
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It took me a while to realise that the woman didn't have an unusually hench, hairy left arm after all.

    White Snake
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    totally can't figure out her outfit. can he have anymore hair?

    White Snake
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    eeeuuuu. look at all that hair! yikes!

    Robbie Hannan
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not sure mesh and undies should ever be a thing!

    Rajani Sarasan
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's happening in the pic though.. like a Christmas kind of situation?

    Holly Woods
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now lie back. This won't hurt a bit.

    Iulia Draghiev
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    " i feel so vulnerable right now..!"

    Aunt Messy
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cute panties. Why is she in a burnoose?

    Britt Pritt
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like he has a uterus on his chest...nipples are the ovaries...😂😂😂

    Jack Kundrakalam
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unusual. UNDERTHINGS. 😂😂😂😂 wtf did i just read?? 😂😂😂😂

    Romy Tuggle
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    omfg teddy bear lost most of his fur

    Godspeed
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Break out the weed whackers :P

    Jennifer Janzen
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do not fear my son, one day it will be acceptable to "manscape"

    Lazy_Potato
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you, I'll go bleach my eyes now...😐

    Lindsey James
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *gags about everything in that photo*

    Robyn Scott
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "No, no - don't you get up. I'll do all the housework, cook, clean, take care of the kids...and your mother....AND JUST ABOUT EVERY OTHER DAMN THING ROUND HERE!!!!!

    Maria Stoyanova
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Fashion" is a pretty strong word in that case

    Sarah Mark Cleverley
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like the inside of boys swimming trunks

    Laura Thomas
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very sexy. Especially that body hair. :)

    Kat Blak
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His chest hair looks like eyeballs XD

    Griselle Lugo
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What the...? What's with the body hair? Ewww, gross!!

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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love the “you actually wore that" look the bartender has.

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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No one past the age of infancy should be wearing a freaking onesy. wtf!

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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've never had an urge to match my outfit to my sheep.

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    Carmozina Vieira-Sweeney
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The short guy looks like he's so disgusted by his clothes that he doesn't want to touch himself.

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    Hans
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that the young sean connery? Anyway, Nr. 604, please.

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    Kjorn
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who T. F. decided it looked good on someone alive?

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    Hans
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After all, the life struggle for finding a fitting vest and cap has been solved.

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    Cristi
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This looks like when someone in the family has a sudden passion for crochet and knitting but no common sense whatsoever.

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    Hans
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    J: hat. They seriously sold a construction had as fashion...

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    Kriwil Talens
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Silk doesn't belong to people who fart. God please

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    Wayne Beesley
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Possibly the gayest worst dressed man in history

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    Hans
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least spilling mustard is not an issue.

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    V Navarro
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love the models faces like (Boston mobster accent) "Say one thing about my undies"

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    Hans
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Voice from the background: "Honey, have you seen the bathroom rug?"

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    Stille20
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Men in Belted Sweaters" Worst beefcake calendar ever

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    Kriwil Talens
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The guys look good if we look above their necks though

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    Hans
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seating like this is not good for your posture!

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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The inventor of the onesie must have had a profound hatred for mankind.

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    Peter Lankton
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is going on there!?! Is it still on a coat hook?

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    V Navarro
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Forward Fashion Looks... I feel like this was a Gender Fluid magazine before it was a thing

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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The guy in the middle is some sort of Dr Strange psychic magic powers kind of dude

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    Hans
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Yes? I am sorry but I cannot hear you over the awesomeness of the many holes I wear."

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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His look on his face screams “I look like an idiot."

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    Master Markus
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's giving a look like "Why did you give me these rocks!?"

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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    70s ethnic diversity: mission accomplished.

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    Amanda Panda
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Man..he should see what rappers where today lol

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