There is a tired trope that women are not capable of coming up with funny jokes as men do. The infamous and hilarious female comedian Carol Burnett has re-told her story countless times about the path to her own variety TV show, and it always includes a variation of the phrase “comedy is a man’s game.” Well, it’s time to shut that old idea down.

Thanks to trailblazers like Burnett, countless funny women have since dominated TV, movies, stand-up comedy stages, Netflix and yes, even, Twitter. Social media has given us all a new platform to show off our best jokes, comedy chops, and funny tweets and some of our favorite accounts are run by women. If you don’t follow Chrissy Teigen's epic Twitter account you are seriously missing out on some comedy gold. Bored Panda has rounded up some of the best tweets from women on Twitter guaranteed to make you laugh! So scroll down below for some best puns delivered by the 'weaker' gender.

#1

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lookwhoshira Report

boredhuman
Community Member
3 years ago

The cat was like: "what the hell are they doing?"

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#2

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DeeTwoGd Report

MagicalUnicorn
Community Member
3 years ago

smooth

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#3

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alexaknierim Report

stellermatt
Community Member
3 years ago

*makes note for future*

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#4

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Rachel__Harper Report

IAmClearlyAverage
Community Member
3 years ago

I have an identical twin named Patrick, and we go to different schools in cork. To see if anyone would find out, we traded places for a day. (We take almost the exact same subjects, so we weren’t horribly confused during classes or anything.) the only time one of the students noticed something wrong was when I answered anseo múinteoir (Irish for here teacher) when William, one of my brothers classmates, was called. Neither of us got in any trouble

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#5

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natfos Report

Denis
Community Member
3 years ago

Did it work? If yes, I gotta have a chat with my sister

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#6

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cULTMOTHER Report

IAmClearlyAverage
Community Member
3 years ago

*“Hello yes period helpline what can I do for you?”* “Well the monthly blood renewal sounded like a good idea at first, but I’d like to cancel my subscription” *”ooh, sorry miss, but you still have another 28 years in your contract”*

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#7

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SJSchauer Report

Aaron Kara
Community Member
3 years ago

Considers adding more guns to the school environment by arming teachers but straws, they gotta go, they're dangerous!!!

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#8

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TheCheish Report

Aaron Kara
Community Member
3 years ago

They are not emused...

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#9

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Madiford2 Report

Erwin Sanz
Community Member
3 years ago

Thats the origin of chick called

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#10

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emmabetsinger Report

Aaron Kara
Community Member
3 years ago

Also the sea is filled with things exclusively designed to kill you, sharks, jelly fish, swimming knives...I think I lost the metaphor

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#11

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PEACHYBLACKG0RL Report

ADHORTATOR
Community Member
3 years ago

so true....and so sad

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#12

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no__WEY Report

Aaron Kara
Community Member
3 years ago

Silliness is underrated

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#13

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V_sugarbaby Report

Cora Fields
Community Member
3 years ago

That's right, keep them humble

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#14

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crislyn_graham Report

ADHORTATOR
Community Member
3 years ago

Thank you for this trick!

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#15

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betsylozan Report

stellermatt
Community Member
3 years ago

this is a good answer to your mums question of 'if everyone jumped off a cliff, would you?!', you could now answer 'yes, but I'd wear a life jacket'.

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#16

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kpfeffss Report

stellermatt
Community Member
3 years ago

"punches screen, clears desk of paper, throws chair through window* I... er... have no idea... what you're talking about...

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#17

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clairedaniellem Report

issam
Community Member
3 years ago

What you gonna do sister .. just bear with them .

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#18

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HanaMichels Report

MagicalUnicorn
Community Member
3 years ago

well, you are

Mike Rodrick
Community Member
3 years ago

You haven't learned that women are never wrong?

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Lazy Panda
Community Member
3 years ago

That's because you are

Laugh Fan
Community Member
3 years ago

You are - unless you have a loo-roll obsessed dog! Had to abandon the holder completely as it was just enabling her habit.

John
Community Member
3 years ago

Or a toddler. Same issues.

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stellermatt
Community Member
3 years ago

there is a whole wiki page for this... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toilet_paper_orientation

RJ BERG
Community Member
3 years ago

Holy crap....

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Ellis
Community Member
3 years ago

Well at least those men (s)wipe....

Miss Cris
Community Member
3 years ago

Well, it looks that is way to drag! I'll put atoilet paper in my photo, too. Just it.

Marianne Evensen
Community Member
3 years ago

But your towel is perfectly folded and hung properly as my mother would have liked it.

Jay Caviness
Community Member
3 years ago

Unless you have a cat!

Gerry Higgins
Community Member
3 years ago

We just want you to do it right. You're welcome.

John Montgomery
Community Member
3 years ago

A better question is why is her toilet in her shower.

Dilly Millandry
Community Member
3 years ago

Reflection.

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Marnie Payne
Community Member
3 years ago

ahhhh the over vs under debate. I love this debate :)

NaCoria
Community Member
3 years ago

you are !

cwa92464
Community Member
3 years ago

FACT

Wyndmere
Community Member
3 years ago

Those are the ones you fon't date.

Kerolos Saleib
Community Member
3 years ago

You really are. BLASPHEMY!!!

FoolishMagic Mouse
Community Member
3 years ago

How the f**k do people have it the other way round?! If it all unravels then you have to take 5 minutes spinning it. With it like this, then you can just hit it a few times and your done :T

Red
Community Member
2 years ago

the. toilet. paper.

Rosemary Turpin
Community Member
3 years ago

That`s how I like mine too. When I had a cat it stopped her from unwinding the whole roll when she was frustrated!

Claudia Espindola
Community Member
3 years ago

Telling you where you are wrong is always such a nice icebreaker...

Rã Field
Community Member
3 years ago

..they were women using men’s names, as they did not want to look offensive @ what could be considered An OOPS 😬

Diane Serpa
Community Member
3 years ago

My sweetie suggested that she might have pets. Our cat would unroll toilet paper when we didnt clean her litter box often enough.

Will Lankstead
Community Member
3 years ago

" COMING MOTHER !!" [ Norman Bates]

Adimu
Community Member
3 years ago

I never understood the whole under over debate. Why argue over something that goes betwixt ass cheeks.?

Jessany Trotter
Community Member
3 years ago

I don’t blame them! 🤬💖🤣🤣🤣

Ralph Burton
Community Member
3 years ago

I'm 70 and as far back as I can remember the toilet paper comes off the back of the roll like yours, stops the cat unrolling it.

Lynda Rider LaCasse
Community Member
3 years ago

I'm getting a tinder profile just so I can have one as awesome as yours.

Amy Harris
Community Member
3 years ago

Also, I have the same shower cap.

Amy Harris
Community Member
3 years ago

Great way to weed out the guys (and commenters) you wouldn't want to date anyway.

LemonyLickit
Community Member
3 years ago

Well now you know which men to avoid...and all people for that matter if they are going to argue over which way toilet paper should be placed.

i0ana
Community Member
3 years ago

:)))))))))

Agnes Jekyll
Community Member
3 years ago

that's how I do my toilet paper

P.J Riker
Community Member
3 years ago

Yo! The patent for the toilet paperholder has the paper

moli.2
Community Member
3 years ago

There will be also toilet

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Blue Cicada
Community Member
3 years ago

This is actually the perfect way to quickly sort through potential matches!

tarebear
Community Member
3 years ago

I'm gonna say I agree with all 23 of those men

Monika Rhodes
Community Member
3 years ago

And they are not wrong!

Dan Thompson
Community Member
3 years ago

Tell them it only looks that way because it's being seen in the mirror and watch their heads implode.

Bill Welch
Community Member
3 years ago

You are CORRECT in the placement of your TP.

Ben Smith
Community Member
3 years ago

Yeah and they're right.

Daniel (ShadowDrakken)
Community Member
3 years ago

Nope, this is the correct way. Keeps it from becoming a cat toy, and also easier to tear sheets off.

Shari H
Community Member
3 years ago

Nope, the only way to keep my cats from destroying the TP like it murdered their mother in front of them is to keep it in the cabinet under the sink and put a safety lock on the cabinet.

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Naomi Armitage
Community Member
3 years ago

Swipe left.

Parmeisan
Community Member
3 years ago

Not a single comment so far about anything other than the toilet paper... well I'm just gonna break that streak and say that this is amazing. I'd swipe... whichever way is the good way.

Sharon Lee
Community Member
3 years ago

Guys are always wrong.

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#19

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littlemiss_WDE Report

Zori the degu
Community Member
3 years ago

Or when I have to pay a whole ticket for my perfectly civilised corgi to board on the subway, but all screaming insufferable children under 6 go in for free.

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#20

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NazaakatWali Report

Irma Goncalves
Community Member
3 years ago

LOL.... Good one!!

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#21

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girlontapas Report

K Miller
Community Member
3 years ago

Where might one find a treadmill like this? Asking for a friend... ;P

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#22

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DelilahSDawson Report

stellermatt
Community Member
3 years ago

my daugher is 3, she LOVES when her trousers have pockets. LOVES IT.

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#23

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jennaaclaire Report

Parmeisan
Community Member
3 years ago

I'm the one answering your question every time you repeat it but ALSO not being noticed... :P

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#24

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cottoncandaddy Report

stellermatt
Community Member
3 years ago

so close

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#25

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twitter.com Report

Aaron Kara
Community Member
3 years ago

Underneath the sink

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#26

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Eden_Eats Report

diane a
Community Member
3 years ago

My friend has one like that, they start talking and it is impossible to get away - ends up inventing imaginary reasons you have to go.

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#27

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katefeetie Report

Mother Mary Helen
Community Member
3 years ago

I can't stop LOL'ing at "....Shrek-lookin bag of bitch" !!!!!

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#28

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y2kenthusiast Report

Zori the degu
Community Member
3 years ago

*Stares into space deep in thought at the marvellous prospect.

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#29

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sweetpoffin Report

Laetitia
Community Member
3 years ago

Welp they are pretty tall...

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#30

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samlymatters Report

Miss Cris
Community Member
3 years ago

When I was a kid, I loved minigolf!!!

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#31

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kelllicopter Report

Nicole Rosandich
Community Member
3 years ago

More upvotes!

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#32

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karenkilgariff Report

Olya Libby
Community Member
3 years ago

gotta stay sexy!

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#33

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BienSur_JeTaime Report

anarkzie
Community Member
3 years ago

So true

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#34

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AbbyHasIssues Report

Carol Emory
Community Member
3 years ago

OMG! This is hilarious!

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#35

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ramblinma Report

Sean Maynard
Community Member
3 years ago

I didn’t realise that 80% of what I say was inappropriate until my 4 year old started repeating me

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#36

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aJackieLarsen Report

Stephanie Hansen
Community Member
3 years ago

Every school and work place should have one of these!

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#37

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AbbyHasIssues Report

Wynand
Community Member
3 years ago

Shampoo in our house. So many shampoo bottles.

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#38

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DariaButGay Report

Alex K
Community Member
3 years ago

genius

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#39

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cant_stopeating Report

Mother Mary Helen
Community Member
3 years ago

No. It's the camera. Never forget.

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#40

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daniellevalore Report

Anne
Community Member
3 years ago

Yes, this is true

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#41

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PetrickSara Report

Jo Shakeel
Community Member
3 years ago

Fake pockets are the worst!!!

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#42

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Eden_Eats Report

Pamela24
Community Member
3 years ago

To be honest - I hate this in general. Can we just stop stereotyping everyone? (I know we can't, really, but let's aim for that!)

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#43

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_gracellen Report

C.S.
Community Member
3 years ago

I hope to God this is what most women think. And by most, like 90-95%

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#44

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Allison_Tolman Report

Claramelodrama
Community Member
3 years ago

Literally ME!

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#45

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annabroges Report

Pepper Pots
Community Member
3 years ago

You summoned... my lord

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#46

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House_Feminist Report

RJ BERG
Community Member
3 years ago

Why can't we replace every password with the fingerprint identity like the phones have?

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#47

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cottoncandaddy Report

Mother Mary Helen
Community Member
3 years ago

In my town, drunk girls frequently behave like drunk guys. You just never know what you're gonna get...

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#48

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HOESTRADAMUS Report

Laetitia
Community Member
3 years ago

*cough* people who think they are cool 'cause they say Harry Potter is just a kids book *cough*

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#49

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Manda_like_wine Report

Mother Mary Helen
Community Member
3 years ago

Also: How my hair looks until I leave the house.

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#50

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TheQueenBLifee Report

Jo Shakeel
Community Member
3 years ago

Or looking for toilets 🤣

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