As you probably know, unless you live under a rock, Twitter and its newfound CEO, Elon Musk, have been the talk of the town over the past few weeks. Since Elon Musk’s takeover, we have seen everything from high-profile departures to a massive layoff. Last but not least, a whole new verification system that seems to have backfired like lighting a matchstick at a gas station. In a job market more and more made of flexible schedules, work-life balance, and remote working, Elon Musk hit his now ex-employees in the face with a big “nope.”
Countless Twitter memes later, the world is now split into those who believe Twitter’s era is over and those who think the company will be able to make it through this rough patch. We’re no visionaries here, so we’ll refrain from making predictions. But one thing is certain: Tweeters have delivered high-quality comedy over the years, and funny tweets are all we’re here for today.
If you’re looking for a good laugh, this is our “best of Twitter,” a place to come back to over and over again, in loving memory of what Twitter was in case everything goes down the drain. Here we’ve rounded up what we’re positive are some of the funniest tweets of all time — the ones that make us laugh every time we read them!
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I'm pretty sure that the coffee myth has been debunked. In 2015/2016, my wife's OB said it was okay to drink caffeine, but maybe not in excess. Alcohol and cigarettes are still a no-go.
Imagine referring to a USB dongle by 'dingle' in a business presentation. Do I take the podium today, even though I stopped before 'berry'?
Meanwhile in a parallel universe: Can you imagine how awkward it would be if you went on your pet's phone and found the 1000s of pictures they have of you sleeping.
The doctor lied, I thought we established that last time this very tweet was part of another BP thread.
Why put it there if you don’t want people to tick it? I hardly think a baby’s going to fill in the list
You're not gonna like the ending, no spoilers though.
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The turkey's vlog: so guys, **gobble gobble, don't forget to like and subscribe.
Now I want to find out...thank you sooooo much random 5 year old child
Something in Andy Riley's "Great Lies to Tell Small Children" was like this.
The questions never come when you expect them lol. Like that time my kid asked where humans came from and I was trying to explain something about matrilineal stuff and he thought I said mammoths so he thought humans came from girl mammoths. Anyway turkey life questions definitely stumping but trying to distil human evolution into something simple enough for a 4 year old to understand with zero prep was pretty impossible.
The correct answer is "no, that only works for trees", because you can read a tree's whole life from a slice.
Why not? I grew up with VHS player, but at 5 I knew what it was and how to use it.
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My boss frequently asks me questions like "What would you do if a giant space cat appeared over that hedge right now?" I think he may be a 5 year old in a man suit
Sounds interesting, but I hope the movie would have subtitles. Because I don't speak TURKish *obnoxious laughter* *knee slap*
I can imagine the only problem with the movie would be all the words are "gobble gobble" and none of the closed captions are in English, just French and Italian.
Great imagination 5y.o.!! We all must think this way more often! Plus, might as well try it! The DVD player is about out anyway!
Is it just me or are birthday calls the worst. Like srsly I'm trying to enjoy and then my great aunt who I've never seen in my life calls like nooo i wanna eat cakeeeee
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