"Crappy Design" (previously here, here, and here) is back, and it's the crappiest pile of crap that has ever been crapped. Alright, maybe that was a little harsh, but after you take a look at some of these "accidents," you'll definitely wonder how on earth can anyone greenlight and produce them. Putting the light switch right next to the fire alarm control? Yep. Designing a toilet that looks like it has just endured a large dose of diarrhoea? You bet. Scroll down to check out some of the biggest design disasters and upvote your (least) favorite ones.
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Probably Not The Best Color For A Bike Saddle
Brought to you by the same person who designed the lady's Olympic uniforms.
Him not so much but that pink fleshy like thing certainly seems to be so!
Load More Replies...When Your Security Gate Is A Ladder
I'm wondering if this might be in Japan....the only country where crime is so lacking, that a gate like this could work. I love Japan!
I Didn’t Qualify For This Paid Survey After Selecting “No”
Cats are way smarter than the person who masterminded that question
Load More Replies...Ask this question...AND WHICH SIDE OFTHE BRICK DID YOU HIT YOUR HEAD ON TODAY???
Load More Replies...Well, that's obviouly a survey that need a ghost/spirit/spook panel... "on a rate of 0 to ten, how would you qualify our after death divices?"
I am a CHRISTIAN COMEDIAN AND..your really really funny want my agents NUMBER???
Load More Replies...Seriously?
Yeah.. We saw something familiar at Germany.. Kinda wierd.. 46414697_2...3edca1.jpg
WHY IS HE FINGERING THAT DUCK!? And why is he so happy about it!?
Load More Replies...I want to know what's going on, but I'm afraid what my search history would look like if I google "why put a finger in a chickens a*s"
We All Party Down Here
me too, doesn't seem that bad, seems like a generally good party service
Load More Replies...ME! It's just a mistake, the website looks fine...But is it really fine?
Load More Replies...This Ad Placement
I don't think he's going to be living there anymore anyway.
Load More Replies...I wonder if print publications have context-based ad suggestions in their layout software. You see this kind of thing in online papers all the time, but in this case someone had to approve the final layout.
Noted
Well... if it this isn't the sneakiest murder for hire ad I've ever seen.
so you mean you need to kill your wife with electricity?
Light Switch In Kids Room
the poor kids are going to suffer from lack of sleep for the rest of their lives
Oh HELL NO! That's horrible... it scares the hell outta me! Poor kids will need therapy for the rest of their lives... or an exorcism!
I know! Can we talk about the creepy creature to the left of the light??
Load More Replies...Smh
He was killed with a shot to the head, and the lines look like a gun scope.
Load More Replies...Forever 21 Does Not Know How To Use Photoshop Or What Women Actually Look Like
"Our bras will separate and raise your boobs to never before reached positions!"
I get the feeling that the (obviously) males who photoshopped these breasts have never laid eyes on a real pair of knockers before.
I'm laughing because I haven't heard the word knockers since I was a kid around my uncles.
Load More Replies...The 'Bathroom' In My Airbnb Will 100% Result In Shitty Encounters With The Host
I'd really like to talk to the person that decided to install toilets in this place to understand what in his/her life made this idea acceptable...and to anyone who accept to live here if it's not the same person (not the airbnb client who obviously didn't know)..
Cliënt: "Come on, get out of your comfort zone, become creatieve, think out of the box. I'm sure you'll find a solution, the sky is the limit." Builder: "Ok, I think I see a solution"
it can't be... I can't believe it, it must be fake, it must be photoshop, IT CAN'T BE REAL!!!! 😱
Nno one would do that. There has to be a door at the bottom of the stairs
The Clock Hands Don’t Glow...
"What time is it?" "Time to buy a new clock!" "Dammit, Dad, stop with the jokes, and fix it. Please."
you could just paint the hands with glow paint... really not that hard
Load More Replies...Perfect Design
I think it's genius: What better way to keep it clean than to make nobody want to use it?
I think its a floral design...when the lid is down, its long stemmed "wild flowers" and small seashells. lol...looks gross though!
How many people saw this toilet and decided to use the bushes outside instead?
Not really too much of a fail. if you think about it, the lighting caused a shift on the color on the design. I can see a bit of green here and there so I would assume it's actually floral in design. (Can't really see it properly on a 3.5 inch screen phone.)
Closer Than You Think
Well. . . it' fine we can clearly see he enjoys it!
Load More Replies...This was designed like that on purpose... It's not a "fail".. it's intended to raise awareness about ocean pollution.
This could be an awesome ad for homelessness and eating out of the garbage...
So My Campus Had A Suicide Awareness And Prevention Day
that actually made me laugh out laud...being an ex-suicidal person I founf it hilarious
It Almost Seems Intentional
AAAAAAAURGH!! I'm watching that show right now! Noooo!
Load More Replies...I dont know if anybody knows this but this is a literal doki doki encounter download-2...86a69.jpeg
Stupidity Level: Human
This is not a design fail, this is a proof of how a sustainable future is destroyed, one stupid and selfish decision at a time.
Cutting down precious trees, that give us oxygen and probably are older than your grandfather, is something that should be banned... Especially for such a meaningless cause as putting up ads.
Load More Replies...Aww, that was no young tree, either. I am currently losing a 60yr old elm and it's breaking my heart. My dad planted it when he was 7 😢
Aw, that's sad, especially if your father planted it when he was young...😢
Load More Replies...This is so dumb. They could have place the sign parallel to the side walk in front of the tree. There was no need to cut them.
"We Need To Decorate The Toilet For The Disabled" "Say No More"
I'm a wheelchair user and I can't work out if I'd be offended or find it comical if I used this toilet. I think I'm swaying to offended and in bad taste, they could at least use wheelchair sports!
(reply to the subpost) - You could also regard every single walking person you see a "cruel reminder" of what you can no longer do, yet you don't do that. What you make of the innocuous pictures is absolutely of your own choosing.
Load More Replies...You can't do any of these things, but at least you can use the toilet on your own! Glass half full!
I Think They Forgot To Photoshop The Other Boob
No. This is a fashionmodel with uneven breasts. I couldn't find her name but I've read about her on several websites.
I might be wrong but I remember seeing this before, maybe even here on bp, and it actually was the real shape of the model. She had one breast more developed than the other. Not sure 100% it was this girl but it should be
No, I think this underwear is designed for woman who has uneven boobs
has the model not stepped forward and actually said that is just her boobage
http://www.thegloss.com/beauty/asos-bikini-model-boobs-bad-photoshop-fail/
Load More Replies...Yeah, you might want to remove this one from the list. This is more of a bored panda failing to do their homework thing than a photoshop thing.
Protect Your Ho At Home Depot
I would argue that ho's need MORE protection...
Load More Replies...Nobody's going to attack your ho if she's dressed like that, for sure !
Where is it? Please, somebody stick picture of Don Corleone over the mask.
Still Unsure Of The Answer
I don't know why I'm still under the age of 18. Maybe blame the aging process!?
Don’t Think They Thought This Through
I'd say it depends on what you ate! But I'm no doctor!
Load More Replies...I'm 31, I laughed and then spoke it aloud! So I'll just join your Not Mature club lol
Load More Replies...Putting The Bathroom Lightswitch Right Beside The Fire Alarm Control Switch In An Elderly Persons Home...
They should get you to caption these things.
Load More Replies..."I can't imagine why there are so many heart attacks in this building."
Must've Been Designed By Orangutans
Love All These Options
I also have not really experienced discrimination (two *extremely* minor cases in 15 years), but I'm aware that I work in a fantastic place with an unusual degree of forward-thinking people. (I'm at a University, which probably helps.)
Load More Replies...I work in STEM, and I couldn't answer this question with the options provided.
How To Break Your Bones
"Look at this lovely apartment, its cheap too, all the previous owner's inexplicably broke every bone in their body"
imagine trying to navigate those stairs in the middle of the night while drunk and looking for the toilet. NOPE
They look crazy, but these are actually pretty effective space-stairs. You have to walk up and down them the same way every time (always start w the left foot going up), but if you only have room for a steep stairway, these are much more comfortable to use than a regular-shaped steep stairway, as they allow you to walk up and down normally. There are a few versions of this sort of thing, but they are actually pretty great.
maybe that's a french use of "design", "conceptual" may work better for this sentence?
Load More Replies...Absolutely Over The Moon With My New Oven
There is another bottle in there too but it's facing down so I can't exactly tell what it is. Maybe BBQ sauce? Also, my bottle says "refrigerate after opening" so maybe they haven't opened it yet. Still an odd place to store it.
Load More Replies...It's all good, just put your most valuable items back there to trip up would-be thieves.
Its supposed to "kiddie proof" but the child had to show him how to fix the problem.
I never refrigerate mine either but I don't keep it in the rag drawer.
Load More Replies...I have to open my dishwasher to get into a drawer. Same placement. I just keep dish rags and towels in it. Fortunately, I can open it enough to stick my hand in to grab whatever towel or rag is near the front.
My built-in oven has a bit more advanced selector k**b system. It works like some spring-loaded card readers. One push to completely hide the k**b, another push for it to extend ( lol xD). I do not feel as though THIS was the main reason why they have done that :D
I Think Someone Forgot Their Spacing
In northern norway we have dialects very similar to swedish so I also read about candy xD
Load More Replies...Free salvation and total love? I dunno about you guys but that's a good deal!
Load More Replies...As I pointed out in prev comment this is an old theological joke directed at Christianity and Islam Not sure if I made sense in prev comment but GDSNWHR is the standard example used to explain the fallibility of religious texts like the Bible and Quran since the way both documents were compiled omits vowels. Therefore GDSNWHR can mean GOD IS NOW HERE GOD IS NOWHERE GOOD SNOW HERE The point being that these so-called infallible texts can be made to mean any number of things
*This is an old Theology joke* (Which refers to ALL major religions) Every heard of the Tetragrammaton? Where the name of god in the Bible is written YHWH Well the entire Greek text was written without punctuation or spacing as well so that a great example of the fallability of the Bible is GDNSWR which could mean: God is now here God is nowhere Good snow here. Strangely, the same goes for the Quran which was written in a form of primitive Arabic without diacritics - the same as writing English without vowels vvowelsvowels,vowelsthis exposing it to
Advertising Plus-Size Leggings With A Small Model In One Leg Instead Of Getting A Plus-Sized Model
I'm guessing they don't want to sell the product. As a plus size woman this is distasteful and very insensitive. Whoever thought of this is cheap and idiotic.
this is how they advertise in china...i live in china and i only buy products that are advertised like this because its the only way you know it will fit you. most chinese women are stick thin with no curves. chinese plus size models are still not the same as western ones, their curve are in different places. you can find clothes that say 5xl and its basically a medium. other ways are "plus size" women wearing them, then pulling them up to their shoulders. i currently have some tights on the way that i bought because i am assured they will fit.
Yep, This Is How Elephant Looks Like
His tusks seem to be coming out of his ears - like earrings :)
Either the artist was going by a description alone, or got frustrated.
When You Play The Sims But Forget To Rotate
Plus "hello privacy"... you would flash everything to anyone in the room. Now imagine there is a mirror on the opposit wall.
Load More Replies...That's An Interesting Mirror
"How does this mirror work?" By stealing the soul of your child, obvs.
Scariest thing is that that kid looks like an exact copy of me when I was that age. Hat and all.
shes looking into a mirror so the mirror is a reflection of the mirror
Well, Do They?
For confused people like me, Google helps. The book is "Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?" by Philip K. D**k.
Thank you! I was going to look it up, but decided to scroll through the comments first
Load More Replies...Remember that Lieutenant Data in "Star Trek: The Next Generation" was "fully functional."
... By Philip K. Sheeps I guess? I'm looking for a wordplay on Blade Runner, but can't seem to find one... At least one that's appropriate!
Look Closely Between The 7.5 And 8.0
When I was in high school I failes a trigonometry test because my protractor was all wrong like that. Hopefully my math teacher was the one who suggest to check my material and who discovered the reason (and allowed me to pass a new test). I'm pretty sure this wasn't his first time...
That's why there was a memo at the school where I work a few months ago , that students shouldn't buy their protractor triangle at a certain store, quite popular for school supplies, because it just was all kinds of wrong... :')
Load More Replies...Braille Numbering On A Bumpy Surface
As a legally blind person who learned to read Braille, I can attest that while this IS a bad tactile design, a person who reads Braille can read those dots just as easily as the rest of you read those numbers with your eyes. You'd be surprised just how well your fingers can provide your brain with a ton of tactile input.
My niece is blind. They had a national convention at a hotel. The braille was upside down on every single sign, including all the room numbers.
An apartment complex I stayed at had an electric keypad for drivers to enter the access code to the parking garage. There was braille on the keypad on the driver's side. I laughed every time I saw it just imagining a blind person driving and trying to feel for the numbers to enter the garage.
Want The Camera Too?
it wants to call the mental asylum when you use the calculator for "1+1"
Ouch
Me: "Back in my day, we had metal slides that burnt the back of your legs on hot days." This kid: "Well, when I was a kid, if you forgot to put the pillow at the bottom, you BROKE both of your legs."
If you look at the opening, there's a broken piece. That tells me there should be another connecting tube that broke off at some point.
Pussies! We had the f*****g slides that seared your skin right off and you landed on concrete and we walked it off.
This Baby Scale…
Baby is a girl, who already has the entire notion of the weight problem fixed, by flipping off the scale and society's assumption of what ideal weight should be.
Stairs Of Death
Imagine what it would mean if the view was actually from the BOTTOM, not from the top...
Most people will trip/fall/stumble with as little as a 2mm height difference. Imagine trying to navigate this nightmare!
It's seen from the top... So they are the same height. I first thought the other way around too..
Load More Replies...This Sign
We need something similar with toilets. One for people who know how to flush it (and how to use brush) and one for those who don't.
I Went To Turn On The Lights And Got Sanitized Instead
This would be kinda genious way to force-sanitize people at hospitals, old people's homes etc
Ensures that every time you walk into the room you sanitize your hands. Could be useful, maybe?
Just imagine the horror of something wet plopping on to your hand in the dark...
Wow, someone actually thought that the picture is a good idea?
Load More Replies...Failed Bored Panda design- Accidentally swipe left or right and you have to reload and scroll through everything again to get to where you were. Oh, and let's make it over 300 posts so it's extra frustrating if it happens toward the end of the list.
We had a gorgeous thing happen here about a couple weeks ago. Had the pavement in a certain area covered in fancy new tiles, okay, nice. Then a few days later they suddenly come and put ASPHALT over it. Asphalt. On top of (new) tiles. Okay.....then at night(!) they come back and tear the asphalt off(??), damaging the tiles in the process, and in the morning they take off the rest of the tiles(...). Then they put new new tiles there(.......). The whole city's holding its breath in anticipation of what happens next now XD
I found this gem popping up as an advert in this thread!
Is she looking for a toilet, a tube of Canesten or a Megavibe2000? Screenshot...5eb5e.jpeg
My company moved to a new building and there is an office with this... IMAG0761-5...b12221.jpg
#13 looks awfull lot like the place i live in - means that's one of my neighbor's toilet
Wow, someone actually thought that the picture is a good idea?
Load More Replies...Failed Bored Panda design- Accidentally swipe left or right and you have to reload and scroll through everything again to get to where you were. Oh, and let's make it over 300 posts so it's extra frustrating if it happens toward the end of the list.
We had a gorgeous thing happen here about a couple weeks ago. Had the pavement in a certain area covered in fancy new tiles, okay, nice. Then a few days later they suddenly come and put ASPHALT over it. Asphalt. On top of (new) tiles. Okay.....then at night(!) they come back and tear the asphalt off(??), damaging the tiles in the process, and in the morning they take off the rest of the tiles(...). Then they put new new tiles there(.......). The whole city's holding its breath in anticipation of what happens next now XD
I found this gem popping up as an advert in this thread!
Is she looking for a toilet, a tube of Canesten or a Megavibe2000? Screenshot...5eb5e.jpeg
My company moved to a new building and there is an office with this... IMAG0761-5...b12221.jpg
#13 looks awfull lot like the place i live in - means that's one of my neighbor's toilet
