Someone Asked Ex-Burglars To Share Tips On How To Protect Your Home Against Theft, 30 People Delivered
Around 2.5 million burglaries happen in the United States any given year, which means that every 15 seconds, a home burglary is committed. These dire statistics can make anyone wonder: how to tell if someone is targeting your house? Well, hit TV shows may have convinced us that criminals painstakingly plan out their heists, leaving nothing up to chance. The good news is, though, there are plenty of things we can do to beat them at their own game.
When it comes to securing your property, there’s no better place to turn for guidance than those who have previously made a living out of breaking in. In various threads, Reddit users came forward to discuss the very questions of keeping homes safe and preventing theft. However, not only did former burglars offer some solid tips and tricks but also crime reporters, home security experts, and regular folks teamed up to pass on helpful knowledge.
So grab your pens and take out your notebooks because we at Bored Panda have gathered some of the best responses people shared online to help you protect yourself and your premises. Continue scrolling, upvote the ones you agree with, and be sure to share your own tips everyone must know in the comments section below!
Psst! If you wish to reduce this risk even further, check out our earlier posts full of sound advice from ex-criminals right here and here.
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This doesn't exactly answer the question asked, but it is a tip on potentially protecting your valuables. Bear with me because it's a bit strange: Glue a spare key (not one that opens something important) under your door mat. Weird right?
A few years ago I did this in addition to installing cameras. Over the last couple of years I've seen this exact scenario play out: thief walks to the door, checks under the mat, unsuccessfully tries to grab the key, backs up, looks around to see if anyone is watching (presumably because they think they have fallen for some trap/prank where they are being surveilled), and LEAVES. They don't even search for another way in because it spooks them.
Love this! I'd add hiding a key (not yours of course) in one of those stupid fake rocks that scream HERE'S THE KEY! Then, when your security camera catches the would-be thief, call the police. Chances are there will be fingerprints enough to arrest for attempted burglary.
Elegant in its simplicity. I love the psychological aspect of getting into the guy's head. He's thinking, "This is like that Home Alone movie. What other traps designed to screw with my mind await me inside?"
Don't post anything on social media until you have gotten back home. I can't tell you how many neighbors and family have gotten robbed because of this.
Absolutely! Don’t brag that you’re on a fabulous vacation. Wait until you’re back home and post a photo dump. Your friends won’t care that you waited a week.
Or you can't always control what someone shares with others or who's looking over the shoulder of your 900 friends.
Load More Replies...if criminals are following your FB posts, you may have some big problems
Or don't do what my brother did. Posts photos of his brand new house he's just moved to along with pictures of the road outside showing there's a bus stop directly opposite his new place all on Facebook. And then posts a day or 2 later "We're all going to Greece next week for 2 weeks!!". Somehow he didn't get burgled.
well because presumably his facebook friends are NOT burglars?
Load More Replies...Yep, a cop told me once never to post that you're on vacation because that was like holding up a sign saying "Come rob me."
I use to do door to door sales for ADT... people would let me in the house and just tell me where all the important stuff was before even verifying I was legit..... don’t do that.
ID’s can be forged easily and a lot of people just glance quickly thinking if they’re showing ID they must be legit. Don’t let anyone you don’t know or had an appointment with into your home
Shortly after we moved in, an ADT salesman opened a closed (but not locked) gate - not a small walkway gate, a huge gate spanning our driveway - and left a business card at our door. I called his office, found out who is supervisor was, and read him the trespassing laws. I reported him to the neighborhood watch and got the no soliciting policy enforced and they got fined.
There was a TV show which as a demonstration of how thieves operate - they knocked on people's doors asking them if they had double glazing, dead bolts, alarm etc.. And people willingly gave this information to the person with the clip board as they'd said a prize of a free alarm system was being offered. They got their name and phone number. Rang them a week later saying you've 'won'. The prize included dinner out at a restaurant. They wait for the winners to leave their house, and then rob them. (They give them their stuff back and warn them about being so gullible).
My husband is so good at hiding things from burglars that there are a number of valuable items that we have never found again. So hiding things is fine, but remembering where you hid them is just as important.
My grandmother does that too - never had a burglar but still hides her stuff so well we never find it again
i have a cat that has a stash everything from plastic to even jewelry. he has been doing this for a year. and i still don't know where he puts these thing's every so often he will bring something back.
is the wife the ex-burglar, or is this another example of an erroneous BP headline?
Your husband has a drug habit he's finding by pawning your missing items lol
There's $500 in a book ... somewhere. (I have over a thousand).
A recent study showed that burglars come back to the same houses quite often. They do this because of a number of motives.
1: They want to take tings they, for some reason, couldn't take the first time.
2: They're kinda familiar with the house.
3: It's guaranteed that the people they robbed replaced the stuff they stole the first time, often these replacements are of better quality than the original.
So after you get raided take good security measures.
Circa 1981, 2 Christian ladies from church come home to find condo broken into. Before they could call the police, man shows up at door soliciting *** Protection Agency...one of them kept him there while the other called the police. Turns out, they were a ring. they didn't get their stuff back but it was nice seeing the two guys canvasing the neighborhood put in the patrol cars! (Multiple burglaries throughout neighborhood that day by these guys.)
Getting to know your neighbors is a great thing. There were a few times, growing up, that we noticed someone snooping around our neighbors' house, or that they noticed someone snooping around ours. It was always someone who had some legitimate reason to be there, but we always felt good knowing that our neighbors had our backs.
I'm happy to say that this is demonstrably untrue.
Load More Replies...😢 there's a saying: The very meekest cannot be at peace if his ill neighbour will not let him rest. (F. Schiller)
Load More Replies...Just from experience, I will never trust a neighbour to watch out for anything suspicious, and I don't trust they are observant to recognize regularly visiting family member who gets a key to check on the house.
Neighbors can be just as snoopy as strangers, & a whole lot more judgmental.
To be honest, we need more Miss Marples around the neighbourhood, the harmless but nosy old ladies/or gents. Nothing gets past them.
I don't have any neighbors for miles and miles, just the way I like it. My dogs and the cameras take care of everything else.
We don't have to be friends... I'm a nosy a*s b***h.. if I see someone creeping around your house that I don't recognize (from all the times I creepily stare out my window with my dog) you best believe im going to put my Karen Kap on & get all up in their business. One time a few years back here in New Orleans, I had a new neighbor move in across my street. She had JUST BOUGHT a new car & parked it on the street (she had a driveway & a large gate that closes off the driveway, so idk why she didn't use that. Street parking sucks!) & some dumbass was texting & hit her car.. didn't realize I was sitting in my car on the street about to leave (I was picking a song.. takes me forever to get going) .. they took a minute to start driving off... but they still didn't even realize my car was on.. I pulled out & blocked the street (narrow, one way street) I got out & got their license plate & took a video of them.. they Eventually...
Just back down the street.. their bumper fell off too. I called the Cops, they came, I gave them all the s**t I had & the bumper. They tracked the people down & she got her car fixed. But that's how far I'll go for my neighbors.. even when I don't even know them. Lol. I got you! I'd hope someone would do the same for me!
Load More Replies...When I go on a trip I tell my immediate neighbour, mostly because we share the construction so if something happens to my house, his house gets damaged too. Plus, he is one heck of a neighbourhood watch.
One thing on Reddit I read was that having a pair of large work boots on the porch next to the door can deter burglars (unless they know you). It basically says "Someone is home right now, it its possibly a big dude who can hurt you."
My great grandmother had big shoes and a mans coat in her hallway. It was safer for a woman living alone if guests thought a big man could show up anytime... kind of sad really...
At some point, it just boils down to basic biology. Size and the fear of the something bigger being able to hurt you. Probably has been instilled in us since our first ancestor crawled out of the primordial soup back in the day!
Load More Replies...I make my big hubby who can hurt you leave his dirty work boots on the porch anyways - so have this naturally installed system already! :-)
My husbands workshoes got stolen like this. OMG was he mad 🙈🤣
Load More Replies...A couple of empty shotgun shells and bullet casings do the same job, but more effectively.
I read that too except it said dirty boots because if they're new or new looking you won't be believed.
A big dog food bowl (empty) and a heavy chain for restraining a big dog (empty collar) gives the impression of a big guard dog -- especially if you add a "Beware of the Dog" sign. A TV or radio that can be heard from outside is good, especially if it's set to a talk channel that sounds like people at home talking to each other. One of my friends lives in a high-crime area. She leaves a broom and dustpan propped up against the porch wall near the door to make it look like she is still in the middle of sweeping up. Sometimes burglars ring the bell to see if anyone answers the door. If so, they just make an excuse and move on. If not, they break in. One of my friends never answers the door when she is home. She called 911 the one time it misled someone into trying to break in. Keep the sidewalks shoveled. Hire a neighboring youngster to shovel on their own initiative. If you must leave during a snow storm, leave footprints going back in the house as well as walking away from home
Not a burglar but some broke into my family's house 4 or 5 years ago when we were out on a concert. They checked everything - took all money and jewelry they could find.
Except! My room was a mess to begin with. I left piles of clothes on the floor, my study desk messy af, left piles of papers on both desk and floor (i was in a hurry before we all left and was searching for something I can quite remember now.
Now. I had 800€ and golden earrings on my desk, just sitting there.
The burglars opened the doors... and didn't move a thing. Left my 800€ and golden earrings alone and moved to another room.
From then on I have been using this as an excuse why I don't need to clean up my room.
That's why I keep my fireproof lock box in my son''s closet under toys.
Same thing goes for a baby's room. Years ago we were robbed & they completely left the nursery alone.
Yeah, they tend to have this unwritten, ethical rule about not touching kids rooms. Not sure about teenagers. But something about kids rooms is apparently "too far".
Load More Replies...Can confirm. My house was burglarized while everyone was out at school and work and they didn't touch my room
If a family member dies, leave someone to house sit the house the deceased lived in.
Years ago a bunch of thieves would look at the funerals section and they would go burglarize houses of the deceased, knowing full well that the whole family was away, down to the exact hour the funerals started.
+1 x a bajillion to this. When my mom died, the senior citizens in town patrolled our house every 15 minutes while we were at her funeral. Good neighbors are the best!
My boyfriend sat at my cousin's house when my cousin's father died, who was a well-known pastor in the area. Several people walked by that seemed to be scoping out the house but since he was raking leaves they kept going.
During my dad's funeral the neighbor from across the street came to our house.
That's also why they no longer put the address of the deceased in the obituary (they used to.)
What, no censoring dies? tsk.. tsk.. tsk.. shame, bored panda, shame...
My grandfather had a huge safe in the basement.
Inside that safe was another, smaller safe.
And inside that other smaller safe was, you guessed it, an even smaller safe.
When he got sick and had to be in the hospital for awhile he started telling everybody, from the people in line at the fast food place to the nurses, how we was okay because all his stuff was in this unbreakable safe in his basement. People thought he was crazy.
Of course what was bound to happen happened and one time when he was out to the hospital someone broke into his home. When he got back maybe a week later, he saw that the first 2 safes we're opened but the guy gave up on the smallest one. Good for him because there wasn't anything in that last safe either. We had a good laugh about it for the 3 years he was still alive, trying to picture the would-be robber's face when he saw the third safe.
So I guess one place you SHOULD keep your valuables is a safe inside a safe inside another safe. Robbers are lazy.
And if you forget the combination it's secured from yourself, too. Happened to me 🤦♀️ Not for the life of me did I remember. In the end we needed a security company to break it open... 🙈🙈🤦♀️🤦♀️🤣🤬
Load More Replies...Interesting the robber didn't just carry the third safe away. Seems like it would have had to be relatively small at that point.
But what if the robber take the whole safe with him and leave in a car? At least install a small gps tracker device/a tiny camera inside a pen or something, inside the one with your valuables. EDIT. If you have cash in your safe its a common thing for businesses in my country to have ink leaking out of the safe and destroy the money if someone try to break it open. Then the money no longer have any value. So that is also a smart tric i wanted to share.
Actually, a great idea is to have two portable fire safes. One that is empty and hidden under the bed or covered in a closet. The second that actually contains valuables and important papers should be in a carry-on-sized suitcase in the attic.
I hope there were plenty of fingerprints left for the police to run.
Not a burglar, but a homeowner.
Tips that we have followed:
Do not "hide" a key outside of the house. Under the flowerpot or one of those fake stones? Yeah, professionals can spot those immediately. We have a key safe located in a not-so-obvious location outside of the house, so even if someone sees the box, they still can't get to the key without knowing the combination.
Motion detectors and automatic lighting. We have motion detectors all around the house. If you come up the driveway, into the carport or walk around the side of the house, a floodlight will light your way. This makes it hard to remain undetected if there is a light shining on you.
We have installed locking window handles in our basement and all of the windows in our house are triple-pane glass, so if you want to break in, it is going to be loud and pretty dangerous for you.
Basically, all of these things are related to the "Saint Florian principle" - we try to make our house less attractive for burglars so that they go break into someone else's house instead.
We have a lockbox on our door with the key inside. It requires a 4-digit code and is in sight of one of the four cameras monitoring our property. That is much better solution to someone getting locked out than an obvious plastic hide-a-key rock.
Have dogs with deep, loud barks. Any burglar will try an easier house. Both my dogs are medium-sized, but have "big dog barks." (Also, a cop friend of mine told me that dogs are a better home defense system than either guns or alarms.)
Not always true. Depends on the dogs personality. One of my dogs would eat them up. One of them would just want to play.
Load More Replies...We hide a key in the garage as the garage door can be opened with a code or the remote.
you know if it rains hard those lights will turn on if an animals wonders into your yard these also turn on the lights only let them see around your yard better
Fake rocks that look like they're made of plastic, which they are...
Your shed. Seriously. LOCK YOUR SHED. Even if your house is well-locked, if your shed isn't, I likely have access to a plethora of tools I can use to gain access.
We had a shed that we didn't have a lock on for a couple years. Nothing was ever touched. We finally put a lock on the shed. One night my kid forgot to secure the lock so it was obvious it was unlocked. That is when our bikes were stolen but nothing in the years it didn't have a lock at all.
With interest rates these days, this might be the safest place to put your money.
I'm not a burglar, but I worked for the largest security company in this country for half a decade. Burglar alarms do not deter burglars. They just alert you that you have been burglarized. Most of the time the police will take very little action in response due to the fact that 98% of burglar alarm activation constitute false alarms. The sign that comes with the alarm though? That thing is worth more than the alarm as far as deterring burglars. My job was to take reports from customers who had been burglarized. (see my first point above) In all my time doing these interviews and I never interviewed one single burglary victim who owned a medium sized or large sized dog. Not one single time. That is not to say that no one who owns a dog ever gets burglarized. I'm just saying that in 5 years of spending 8 hours a day interviewing people who had been, not one single time did I encounter the situation. I think there is at least SOME statistical validity in that. TL:DR A big dog is the best burglary deterrent you can possibly have. Better than burglar alarms, signs, guns or expensive locks.
True. Since my dog passed away I feel less secure in our house. Especially when I am all by myself.
Most burglars are not prepared to deal with dogs and will likely choose a different house. As a bonus, you can sleep soundly at night, knowing your dogs will bark and wake you if anything is remotely wrong.
That was my first indication that someone had broken into my house; we were bedded down for the night and my dog suddenly went from relaxed to stiff and growling.
Load More Replies...I had 2 large dogs. The burglar was someone they knew, and he brought steaks. He got caught and did not pass Go. Off to jail he went. He was not a friend, but the friend of that friend. A*****e.
Oh s**t. I just realized. About a month before my place got broken into, some guy I didn't recognize came knocking on the door asking if my ex was still there (we had split up a year prior and his dog also had to go), and that apparently he was acquainted with my ex and their dogs used to play with each other. I think this guy lived down the street. I can't remember and I don't recall my ex ever really talking to this guy. The house I rented at the time was being sold. There was an open house where we were holed up in a hotel for a week. A week after the open house and my place got broken into. I was able to sketch out the guy who came to my door and he ended up being the perpetrator. I bet he was trying to see if we still had a dog and took opportunity to scope what to steal during the open house week.
I met guy who is installing those security systems. Motion detectors, alarms, infrared sensors, automatic gates, fingerprint and retina readers,... everything what a James Bond villain would have and something more. He said that the best security is a big dog. It costs less and provided better security, because every computer can be hacked (sooner or later) but there was never a moment when dog would be remotely turned off.
My dad has a sheriff next door who basically said any dog that barks will be a pretty good deterrent (I grew up with a Jack Russell Terrier, they're pretty noisy, and I have a terrier now who barks like crazy) Even a small dog that'll bark it's head off when someone approaches the house would make enough of a disturbance that a thief likely wouldn't want to bother. Why risk it when there are tons of houses on the street where they can quietly get in and out?
So is a small dog who is territorial! And not afraid to bit you! Siccem' goes a long way and gives yo time to call 911.
Ankle biters can be ferocious! A Chihuahua definitely comes to mind, lol, especially a small pack of them!
Load More Replies...Me ex, a pro photog, was watching our dog (I had custody but he got visitation). Being the dumbass he was he some how let it slip to someone nefarious character that the dog was only fear aggressive and wouldn't really attack but would only make noise. They broke in, corralled my old dog with old baby gates, and stole all the photography equipment. My terrified pup was found in the farthest back corner of a closet. Needless to say, be careful what strangers you talk to about you, your job, and your dog. The ex never got to see the dog again.
Make sure to train said dog to eat with a specific command. You can bypass a dog with poisoned meat.
Our dog will not even take a treat from anyone but us. Doesn't matter who it is, even if he loves them!
Load More Replies...I have a question. A while ago on a delivery route I noticed people who had "protected by Ring" stickers in the window and also what were very clearly ordinary doorbells that had been nearly painted over twice. Does that actually fool anyone? Granted a lot of burglars are junkies so don't think too straight
I'm guessing you did NOT see an actual Ring doorbell anywhere? I've been under the impression that a Ring is installed right there where an ordinary doorbell would be, so it would be obvious.
Load More Replies...Had my house burglarized by a so-called friend. He missed by far the most valuable thing. it’s just a safe sitting on the laundry room floor. He missed it because I’m a scumbag and had it covered with a mountain of dirty clothes and towels. So not being tidy saved me upwards of $35K.
Pro Tip: Rob this guy now you know where his safe is and how much is in it.
Ugh, I think my best friend from high school helped burglarized my house; There were many signs suggesting it. I'm glad I'm not friends with him anymore. My tip to everyone: if your friend has shady friends, be extra careful.
Lock your doors and dont leave windows open when you're out.
Dont leave ladders or big garbage bins accessable, they are great for getting to that 1st floor window that's probably not locked.
Going on vacation? dont tell the entire world 2 weeks in advance. Burglars have facebook too.
Dont leave your car keys next to your front door. you're giving potential burglers a great fast exit and a free car.
Leave a light on when you're out. Burglars want empty houses.
If you do hear somebody in your house at night, DONT GO LOOK. Even if you are armed, you're still setting yourself up for a nasty situation. Lock yourself in, baricade your door, call 911.
I'm not a burglar though....
I purposely leave my car keys by the front door. I'd rather they take my car and go than come get me so I can give them the keys. The car is insured.
I would not recommend leaving a modern key fob by an entrance door or window. Thieves can perform a “relay attack”, detecting the signal from your fob and transmitting it to a device closer tot he vehicle to fool it into unlocking doors and possibly starting it. https://www.wired.com/2017/04/just-pair-11-radio-gadgets-can-steal-car/
Load More Replies...Someone broke into my house at 12:30am while I was in bed watching TV. Fortunately I had my purse in the bedroom with me- with my car keys in there. I grabbed the keys and the dog and got out through another door (they came in the back kitchen door). Drove a bit away from my house and called the cops. I'd say being able to get out safely (not checking or getting in a confrontation) with the car keys helped a lot- so keep the keys close, not where a burglar is likely to enter the house.
You can't barricade yourself in if you have kids in other rooms. My literal worst nightmare!
"If you do hear somebody in your house at night, DONT GO LOOK, not even if you are armed." Unless you're armed with a Benelli M4 with extended mag. In that case, definitely go look. With knowledge of your own home, you should be able to easily dispatch as many as 8 intruders and save the taxpayers a s**t-ton of coin. In the unlikely event that you're hit by more than 8 simultaneously, my apologies for leading you astray. But you still took out 8 bad guys in trade for one good guy and I thank you for that.
You do sound like someone who's read "A Burglar's Guide To The City", tho'. 😉
Yep. You come in side door from garage, and there's a key hook near light switch. Very common.
Load More Replies...Hate to break it to you but if someone breaks into my house and I'm home, I AM GOING TO LOOK, and probably shoot them. My house, my right. Don't want to get shot, don't break into my house while I'm home.
Here's the thing. If you shoot someone, you are going to have to live with the aftermath everyday. Most people who rob places do so not because they are "bad," but because they are desperate and can't think of another way out. And, with the economic problems stemming from years of apathy and cutting social services made worse by the pandemic, there will be even more desperate people. So, the best form of protection for all of us is improving the standard of living and trying to bring more people into the middle class. Further, strictly from a real estate viewpoint, if someone is killed inside your home, it's now virtually unsellable. And you can't hide it. Some states require you disclose it, but your neighbors will always tell people. It's always best to have a passive defense--alarms, bars, a dog rather than relying on a firearm.
Load More Replies...The OP never once said to leave the car keys outside. They're talking about people who come in the door & drop the keys on a table by the front door, or put them on a key rack next to the door. Also, I'm curious as to what you've been smoking/snorting/ingesting - you're really on a wild trip here!
Load More Replies...I'm going to assume having a cop for a neighbor that parks his cruiser in the driveway facing my house is a nice burglar deterrent.
Hmmm.... that house has 24/7 police security.. they must have some really nice things. 😁
On the other hand there's a house around the corner from mine that has a police car out the front all the time, and it's because they're scumbags and keep getting the cops called on them! 😆But then again, hey, scumbags might well have some nice drugs available for stealing...
Load More Replies...I had a sheriff's deputy living next door who's house was broken into several times. Once by some kid that went to school with my neighbors son, he knew that there were guns and that's what he was after. The one time my neighbor happened to be near home while on duty and made a stop for lunch, parked his squad car in the drive went in and caught 2 of 3 high school kids breaking in his house...
We have 2 state police officers across the street and a city sherrif around the corner, all with their cruisers parked out front! I work for a company that does exterior home improvements, and every time I take a call from someone wanting a privacy fence, I just inwardly sigh. Those create privacy for thieves too.
Fun fact - aunt died, and had valuables hidden throughout the house. She was a cranky old cur, the one who had a ton of dough, no offspring, didn't donate, and thought she could take it with her. Well, hell. When she died, I helped out my elderly parents clean out her place. Instead of just being able to throw away the junk and pile up the clothes and other items to donation centers, we had to rifle through every pocket, every damn planter, pot and pan, etc. It was sort of fun, but took a hell of a long time. From what I recall, there was a few hundred bucks inside a few planters, 4.5k in the bottom part of an unused planter, under some little foam brick you stick fake flowers into, that was tucked way in the back of a cabinet, jewelry stashed in the arm of a leather couch, more money in some sewing drawer, a few hundred bucks in several jackets, etc. I took forever to go through every goddamn pocket, sock, drawer, container of nails and buttons, etc. Gotta admit, sorta fun as well. She never told any of us that she had money hidden. My mother just had a hunch.
Hi, Goodwill, could you come and pick.... eh, wait, I got to check something first. 🤑
Goodwill is no longer a charity, but a "used" store. Please find another place to donate!
Load More Replies...Mom was smart to act on that hunch. Several thousand dollars smart.
That's going to be me. Watch out sisters, nieces & nephews!
My grandmother had immigrated from Eastern Europe around 1900. When mom & I went through her things -- she had sewn money into hems and linings of a lot of clothes. She was always afraid of going somewhere and having no money, this way she had some with her at all times. And I'm sure we still missed money in other places . . .
My grandfather was like that. It took forever to go through his stuff. We found hidden keys to safe deposit boxes but could NEVER find the boxes they went to. The state got that money.
You should keep looking on the Unclaimed Property website for your state. His name should be attached to the safe deposit box and, eventually, it should turn up there. You might want to call them and see what the procedure is.
Load More Replies...My MIL's house was spotless, but she had stacks of newspapers all very tidy. We also had to search through every paper, drawer, closet, and kitchen cabinet. Took 4 of us a month. She used to sell Sarah Coventry jewelry and had boxes from the 70's. I went through each box, matched sets, and found her engagement ring. Look everywhere.
We helped our friends clean out their mother's house in Hewlett, New York. (My husband and I used to clean out houses for people who were downsizing, and we usually didn't charge anyone anything, unless we needed a dumpster or to pay fees for getting rid of paint, spray cans, and/or other harmful things you don't put in regular trash) So we went to help, and around mid afternoon my husband found $14,000 in cash in a box! That was so exciting! They gave us $500 for this job, AND a free meal! (Originally they were going to pay for gas and dinner, so that was a nice surprise!) It's a lovely house, with big pretty plants and trees around most of it. We got to know our friends much better, and they got honest, hardworking help with a difficult situation. It was funny how he was alone when he found it, and the first thing he did was yell out for everyone to come look what he found!
I've got a hunch that not everything was found - if she hid stuff in arm rests, you'd have to shake every book, cut open mattresses etc. - how could you be sure otherwise?!
Any safe that's not bolted down and is small enough for 1-2 people to carry isn't safe at all.
Buy a Mastiff.
I heard a small yapping dog can be more effective the a big dog. I don't know if that's true but atleast I find them more annoying. 🤣
Small dogs yap at everything, so they're guaranteed to make a noise if someone is at a door or window.
Load More Replies...If you are only looking for a security system, please don't buy a dog. They are not objects at your disposal. Invest in cameras or anything else and leave animals to animal lovers.
Yay!! For your comment Max Roma!!! I hope everyone heeds this advice.
Load More Replies...I miss my dog! He was a terrier but he was GREAT for making a big racket when someone came to the gate or the front door (or were the neighbours minding their own business on the other side of the road!). If I woke up and thought I heard something in the middle of the night, I could tell myself "Nah, it's fine. If there was something wrong Oscar would be letting me know about it" and go back to sleep. And it's too soon to adopt another dog, while everyone's still grieving.
I'm so sorry for your loss. I lost my best furry friend at Christmas and I still cry every day. She was very special. But one of the things that have helped me tremendously was adopting another dog. She doesn't take my original dogs place but she gives us a lot of love and makes us laugh and makes me get out and get exercise and engage with the world. It's just a thought- something that may help in the grieving process.
Load More Replies...Yeah, but the expenses for a dog that size, it's cheaper to just get robbed every once in a while.
I got invited to a wedding and left my 9 months old dog with my parents (because a wedding is stressful and loud). I came in at 3am to get her and she barked like a 10ft hellhound until she realised who entered the house. I knew that was my dog but I genuinely got scared at that moment.
One day our Great Dane came out into the street, and we got home to poor pedestrians on each end of the street, waiting for us to put our dog away. he will most probably just lick you silly and play with you, but no one wanted to walk in that street. I think most people will think twice before taking on a dog bigger than them, but then again the same Great Dane was poisoned by a burglar(s) who then got into the house and also took my best friend away - so we are now in 2 minds about letting the dogs be the guards
I've heard many a tale of people getting seriously bitten by small dogs. One friend who's a groomer had to have pins put into her hand after being bitten by a 3# chihuahua.
There's not much you can do to stop a determined intruder. Fortunately, those are very, very rare. Most neighborhood crimes are those of opportunity. I.e., someone left something valuable in an unlocked car or someone left a garage door open all night. Make your home an undesirable target by installing/maintaining some outside lighting at night (at least a porch light, more if possible). Keep your bushes trimmed and change the landscaping if necessary to prevent natural hiding spots near doors and windows. Window treatments should include some kind of shear material in addition to any curtains, drapes, or blinds that can be closed. The shear material stays in place (particularly in the front) even when the curtains/blinds are open. This allows light in and you can generally see out, but effectively prevents passersby from seeing inside your house. Leaving the curtains/blinds closed all the time is a bad idea because it leaves the impression people aren't there. Don't leave toys, yard tools, bikes, or other items outside when you're not using them. Keep the garage door closed, except when you're entering, exiting, or actually outside near it. Use several lamp timers (I prefer the electronic ones) and compact fluorescent bulbs (to keep the cost of energy down) to turn several lamps on around 5pm-ish and off at 11 or 12pm-ish. You'll use the lights anyway when you're home and the house will appear more occupied when your not. A neatly kept home that doesn't flaunt valuables is a decent deterrent. Hoodlums might pick a wealthy-looking home hoping to get valuables or a run-down home thinking the owners aren't around much or don't care. You don't have to make your house burglar proof, just less desirable than your neighbors' homes to broken into. Consider a professionally installed alarm system. I prefer the wired systems that protect the doors and windows over the inside motion detector systems. I'd rather the alarm go off while the burglar is trying to get in rather than waiting until entry is gained. A perimeter (doors and windows) alarm system can be armed while you are home without worrying about a motion detector. The best ones will be monitored by an alarm company, but even one with a loud local siren will scare off someone trying to get in.
U could try getting inexpensive kid toys and scattering them because then the burglar will think there is small children and you are more likely to be home.
Before leaving or going to bed, spread the loudest squeaky toys all around under every window and door. Or piles of inflated whoopee cushions. And have a loud dog.
Load More Replies...Exept for the determined intruder. The usual intruder in Europe lives within a walking distance of 1/4 mile (400metre) or knows where to park unseen (lived in the neighborhood).
Shear and sheer are not the same thing. A window covering can be sheer but not shear.
Have lamps plugged into timers so they come on and off at night and then again early in the morning. Have the bottom half of your windows obstructed so people can’t see in but you still have light.
Funny cuz my mom's car was burglarized once, and she complained because I had left the carport light on when I came home, and that's why she thought it had happened. They stole her old lady prescription driving glasses! Pretty much worthless to them, I would think! And maybe a few bucks in loose change. Not sure how they got in the vehicle though, maybe she left it unlocked?
I'm on the fence about lightening. I like to imagine an intruder stumbling around unable to see their way clearly. Maybe a motion detector would be useful.
Try putting up visible cameras around so that they can see that the lights are just making them more visible to the cameras
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Always went with what was easiest. Your door may be locked but I guarantee that there's at least one person on this block who's door isn't. Don't be that person.
Even something as simple as the "protected by alarm company" stickers. Why would I bother taking my chances with that when 2 houses down has no alarm company?
Edit: Feel free to PM me/ ask follow up questions
Basically, make sure that you are better protected than your neighbors. I've worked in burglary protection for some years. If they really want something specially from you house, they will come and get it anyway. If they just want "something" from value, they will look for the most safe and convenient way to get it. On sticker, one dog, one (random) timer light, camera, whatever can make the difference. Although it is all useless when you don't lock doors and windows when they are unsupervised.
"If they really want something specially from you house, they will come and get it anyway." Not true. What you mean is, "If they really want something specially from you house, they will come and get it anyway provided they believe that the likelihood that they'll be hurt, caught, or killed is acceptably low.""
Load More Replies...How daft must you be to not lock your front door? You are let off if you live on a small island, out in the boonies or an off-world colony, but come on people. We live in a pretty good area (not posh, just got good neighbours) and we always lock our doors, front and back, whether we are in or out. It's just common sense isn't it?
You would say, but this is not reality. Many people are not concerned or structured enough to always lock and close everything. This is even far worse with cars, walk into a parking lot, you will find several unlocked cars with valuables inside it.
Load More Replies...Kind of like the whole "I don't have to outrun the bear, just you" saying. I don't have to have a secure house, just more secure than my neighbors.
If you have lived in a city, you already probably know that a deadbolt is the most secure lock to have. You can jimmy open the lock on the doorknob.
Damn I live having a smart German shepherd. She gets out of any door that isn't locked, so it forces me to lock every door when I leave. And as others have said, have a big dog. Side note, I don't understand why many people advertise their ownership of guns but that seems like a good target for when all those residents are out.
I've had a love/hate relationship with my mobile home's windows since I bought it. Unlike traditional windows, these have thumb locks on each end. Trust me when I say that unless you're willing to break the glass, you're NOT going to get in the house.
I did a little thievery to prevent thievery. I stole the alarm company sign from the house I rented and took it to the house I bought.
I always say: eliminate the risks you can eliminate. I mean, if someone wants to get into your house they will find a way: wait for you when you come back home at night, threat you with a knife and force you to open the door for them. But that's one of the most extreme scenarios. Other easier scenarios: they find the door unlocked or a slightly open window, they pick the door, etc. So I'll lock my door, put bars on my window, leave a light on, install an alarm, etc. So I'll eliminate - let's say- 8 out of 10 chances or ways they can use to get into my house. Again, no one is 100% safe, but 80% is better than 10%...
Where I am from, front doors lock automatically when you close them. I guess this is not the case in North America, since this tip comes up so often? I could never ever keep it unlocked, not even during the day, and I am from a pretty safe country.
Do they lock completely or can you still open them with the handle from the inside. Because the latter is what is common in the Netherlands, as well are openings for your mail to be delivered, which make it very easy to open the door from the outside with the simplest tool. More recent doors do fully lock around here, but that is still pretty uncommon.
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Here are things that would make your house a less attractive target than your neighbors:
When you're not at home, keep your windows closed and locked. Use a bar to keep them from opening. It also helps communicate to the burglar that they would have to break the window to get in. Locking all your windows before you go out takes discipline.
Throw away all of your locks. Not your knobs necessarily (though they may be junk too), but the lock cylinder inside them that your key goes into. Buy Medeco replacements for all your doors. This will prevent the use of super simple to make/use "bump" keys. Don't know what those are...google it and be amazed. 10-12 bump keys (you can get them at most gun shows and sometimes on ebay) can open 90+ percent of US home locks.
Buy an alarm system. Some don't like these because it's a perpetual monthly fee. If money is an object, this one might have to suffer. If not, get the usual door/window alarms, but also get one for glass breakage, and motion.
Buy motion sensitive lights and put them all around your house. Sure your neighbors will hate the false alarms caused by your kid sneaking out to hook up with his friends at the local pub, but removing dark places really sucks for burglars.
Keep your junk in a safe when it's in your house. Credit cards, checkbooks, jewelry, and other stuff that a) is valuable and you want to keep it, and b) that could be used for identity theft, all goes in a safe. Oh, when buying a safe, if you're trying to save money, you're thinking about it wrong. You want a good one, and you want it BOLTED TO THE FLOOR. It's so easy to rob people who leave all this stuff out in the open.
Don't do anything stupid like put a spare key outside your house. Rocks, lockboxes, whatever -- you might as well put a bow on it.
Make sure your garage door and opener aren't from the 80's. It's too easy to buy/make a device that can open your garage. Get a newer one, they're much harder to deal with when trying to brute force the codes.
If your car has a garage door opener in it, you now have to make sure your car is secure -- otherwise, break into your car and you can walk quietly into your home.
And for the love of all that is holy, don't use your twitter or facebook feeds to let people know when you're going to be away from home!! Duh! Not one of these will prevent access to your home if the robber really really wants to get into YOUR house. However, if you do 6/8 to 8/8 of these, most robbers will move on -- it just won't be worth their while when your neighbor's upstairs window is always open. Climbing isn't hard.
Not sure why it matters, it's a clickbait site with copied content from Reddit to sell adverts on. Not a security forum.
Load More Replies...We have those fake rocks with keys. However they are in the garden covered in leaves. Takes us a while to find them. All of our doors get stuck opening or closing. We leave them like that, so if anyone does try to get in, the door will stick. You have to push to get it open. With that I have some noisy metal bells on the inside of my door. Decorative ones. They make a noise. Same on our front gates. Dogs can hear anything at night. Their senses don’t sleep like ours. Don’t fix squeeky floors or stairs iether, that also would alert you.
You can never be burglar proof, but keep in mind most burglars are simply opportunistic. A motion controlled light at the front and back will deter most criminals. Simple things like that. Leaving a light on or a tv to give the impression there might be someone in the house. A fake camera might help as well, if placed in an obvious location.
Or a real camera- those Wise or Wyse or whatever cameras work really well and they're pretty inexpensive. You can see everything from your phone and it notifies you when there's motion. Similar to a ring doorbell but not a doorbell.
It's Wyze and you're right, they are inexpensive and alerts you to motion and you can set the sensitivity, which is great option. They're about $30.
Load More Replies...Be an insomniac. We have neighbors who walk their dog or ride their bike to the beach at 2 & 3 am. They're the ones who will notice.
Both our front and back doors have camera doorbells, both front and back doors have a motion sensor light. Our house looks well kept but not very valuable (we live in a housing co-op just to give a slight idea). Our neighbors behind our house were robbed twice I believe last year and our neighbor to the right had someone break into her truck
Former crime reporter here. Tampon box and kitty litter are good. I've also seen false outlets that are safe as a safe.
Thus is a good place to hide valuables. I hid the good chocolate in tampon boxes and never once did my 3 sons or husband find it. FYI growing boys eat a TON.
Luckily, I never had to hide my chocolate stash. Messing with it was a crime of high treason.
Load More Replies...Hide valuables in a tampon box or cat litter (I'm assuming the bag, not the actual litter tray) as burglars won't look there.
Load More Replies...Lol. I used to hide my cash from my sisters by rolling it up, rolling it up again but in plastic wrap and then burying it in the sand of leopard gecko tank. Later, fish tank with a small watertight capsule.
What makes you all think that burglars don't read social media posts? I would never tell where I keep my cash/jewelry. It's perfect and easy to get to. In all the posts I've ever read re: hiding valuables, I have never seen my method listed. But I now know not to use the litter box.
Leaving the television on and a few lights on downstairs can be a help, depending on how many windows you have and where they're positioned. Thieves won't break in if they think someone's home. But, important note--if they wise up to the fact that no one is watching the TV, then it's like hanging out a sign that says "I HAVE VALUABLES!".
Take some self-defense classes. Everyone can and should do this.
And of course, make sure you don't have valuables on display. Crimes of opportunity are the things to avoid.
"...make sure you don't have valuables on display" But what's the point of valuables if you can't show them off? :)
precisely. Do not have valuables. In my own case, I have only things of sentimental values like photos. Only thing of actual value is my laptop.
Load More Replies...Lol, i know what movie title they are blurring! Im sure they chose it because of the last two and a half years.
Have a .30-06 hunting rifle for home defense. It's overkill but it's all I've got. Even if I miss, the muzzle blast would leave his ears ringing for the next week.
I used to be an opportunist for a while, so far from professional, but this is what I have done to my house:
large dog behind privacy fence (dog is a goofy black lab, but sounds awesome)
cameras on the front door / driveway. I always knocked first and would walk away if I knew they took a picture of me doing that.
curtains .. this should be an easy one, but walking down a residential street at night can feel like a best-buy isle.
look your doors and windows when you're not home. always.
don't have all your valuables visible from the front door. pizza delivery pays shitty.
On the car:
keep your car dirty, messy and leave the GPS in plain view. makes even most crackheads quote ackbar.
visibility is the best deterrent i.e. driveway should be well lit and open, otherwise use the garage.
bumper stickers and other aspects that make your car more unique make the vehicle identifiable to your neighbor/coworker - and in turn notice that the person messing with it is NOT you.
The key is to introduce unknowns and to be less attractive then your neighbor.
GPS is foolish. They can choose "home" as the target and then drive your car to your house.
Easy enough to add a Honeypot by marking somewhere else as "home" ideally which will lead to the thief being caught. If you must put in your own home label it something like "John's House" if that's not your name.
Load More Replies...I disagree with making your car easily identifiable. Keeping your car as anonymous and generic as possible makes it harder to follow/ stalk you.
This might not be for everyone, but: whenever anyone rings my doorbell, I take their picture with my phone. This tends to make them unhappy, but - too bad! I’ve read that a fair number of burglars will go to front door (sometimes with props, like a survey) just to get a ‘feel’ for the place while they’re casing it. But once I’ve got their picture - they tend to go away forever.
Worked my way through college as a locksmith.
Securing the car: Cheap radio. Leave car unlocked if you have nothing in it; maybe they'll try the door before they smash a window. Have a local mechanic put in a "kill switch," which shuts of electricity to your fuel pump. If they manage to try to start the car, it won't turn over- or, if it does, there'll be just enough gas for it to conk out in the middle of the street, forcing them to abandon it. The switch gets installed somewhere not readily apparent by the driver; I know one clever person who put the switch behind the dash, using a magnetic reed switch. A magnet had to be placed on the right place (with the correct polarity) for the car to start.
Leave an oil filter (preferably used) and a filter wrench on the dash, or maybe a socket set and some dirty screwdrivers; anything that makes it look like it needs maintenance. Some kid who wants to joyride your car might go steal someone else's car.
House: Get decent locks. Kwikset is junk. Schlage is mid-line, but probably the most you'll want to spend on the place. Get deadbolts, and secure the "strike" using the screws that come with the deadbolt. The screws go into the wall stud, to defend against kick-in attack. Most locks are installed by carpenters, who don't want to bother with the screws; disassemble the strike, remove the strike cup, and look for the hardened steel thingie with two 3-4" long screws that secure into the nearest stud. If they're not there, put them in. Tip: drill a pilot hole to keep from cracking the stud, and then swipe the long screws on a bar of soap so they can be driven home relatively easily.
No alarm system? Well, a sign that says you have one might help- or it might indicate you have valuables you wish to protect. (The same wisdom goes for an "NRA" sticker- yes, you have guns- but if you're not home, I can break in and steal them, fucker!) Alarm on the cheap: save up aluminum cans, and stack them inside the windows. At least it'll make noise.
Thieves do not think like conventional security: they do not go for strong doors, etc. They go for the weak spots; check your house, and look for the obvious. Examples: windows near the ground, made with plate glass; dog doors or glass-paneled doors that allow access to a deadbolt lever on the inside; ANYTHING you can simply kick/smash to get in; large rocks, etc. that can be picked up and thrown through a window for entry. Some of these are easy to fix; the windows can be replaced with tempered glass, or with Plexi. A hollow-core door (bad stuff for an exterior door, but you see it now and again) can be "fixed" by using short screws driven in from the inside so they will impale the foot during a kick-in attack. Double-cylinder deadbolts will prevent someone from turning the lock from the inside- but they are a fire risk for when people are at home. Either leave a key in the interior lock when occupied, or put a key on a hook, down near the floor, out of reach from exterior attack.
Don't let newspapers build up outside. Keep the exterior of the house neat and clean. Plant nasty shrubs with stickers and needles under any ground-floor windows. Cover the tops of walls with broken bottles embedded in cement. (Useful in a demilitarized zone- but readily bypassed with a bit of carpet and maybe a hammer.) Squad automatic weapons, Claymores, seismic sens- nevermind.
ETA: Interior defense: aluminum softball bat, ball peen hammer, golf clubs- anything you can swing. In the event of an intruder, call 911, stay on the line, and repeatedly cuss out/warn the intruder the police are on their way. Use a cell phone; sometimes they'll cut the landline.
I'm thinking 8 foot concrete wall, but a pit or moat 6 feet wide and deep right on the other side with barbed steel spikes in the bottom...
I know I joked about "A Burglar's Guide To The City" above, but it is an informative read. It teaches you how think about your house from the burglar's point of view (How do I get in?) instead of yours (How do I keep people out?). It is a subtle shift in thinking but really works well.
Some of these are outdated ( newspaper delivery) and some are very good. Some will get you sued, esp in America.
surely a guy is robbing you because he has no money to pay lawyers in the first place?
Load More Replies...I couldn't afford a security system . . . but . . . I bought a thin roll of silver tape. Lined all my doors and windows with it indicating I had a security system. My house was never messed with.
When my brother lived in a not very safe part of a city he kept a baseball bat under his bed. He called it his "urban defense system". :) He did end up getting robbed but it was by the world's dumbest criminal. The thief attempted to steal his bike and his TV at the same time - and made his getaway trying to ride the bike while holding the TV. LOL! Needless to say it didn't go well. One of my brother's neighbors saw the guy wobbling his way down the street and yelled/chased him. The brilliant thief abandoned both items and ran like hell.
No idea where you are from, but in lots of European countries you can get fined for leaving your car unlocked outside.
My coworker leaves his soft top Jeep unlocked - with nothing left inside - so if a burglar comes along they can open the door and not damage the easy entry soft top.
Load More Replies...Mar-A-Lago aka: the Winter White House of Mr. Trump has broken bottles on top of the outside walls. Mr. Trump didn't do it. Mrs. Margorie Merriweather Post, the original owner did.
Put a realistic label outside or fake camera outside, make your house look like it's secured, check out your neighbours see how they 'advertise' their security. Most burglars go for easy targets, if your house looks secure they will avoid it.
having said that do not over do it, otherwise they will think "why are they so secure, they must have something valuable" just 'look' secure to a reasonable level to your area. If the area really is high crime, do not leave or throw away boxes of 'electronic goods' outside, break these up cut them, or burn them, don't stand out, stay under the radar. Be brave but don't risk physical harm to yourself or children protecting material possessions, good luck.
edit - addendum: If you need to leave your house empty, leave a radio on or tv, at night leave a light on. When leaving your house empty, pretend to be ending a conversation and saying bye to 'someone inside'.
Yeah, I have a label... and it's 100% genuine too. Except that I don't use the services of this security company :D
If it's a bad neighborhood, just walk round your front lawn in your bathrobe shouting at your imaginary friend! Mine are Gary and Sam, They always fight,
Based on experiences in our area, thieves don’t care about security cameras and will steal from your home or car in full camera view…. At best they may help police build a case if the criminals are caught
I’m not a burglar but I wouldn’t rob a house with a camera even if you use a fake one it should still deter burglars
If you want a not-burglar to not burglarize you use a not-camera. Got it.
Not a burglar, but seriously get a secure electric lock, any non-electric lock can be picked in seconds.
that's what a burglar would say, when they know that in a few years they'll be able to unlock your electrical lock door before they even step onto your property.
Cloud-less is the key! My door has a stupid keypad with simple wiring going to the basement. Only there will an actuator power the wire leading to the motor in the door that opens it – if it received the correct numbers of course, which ultimately are just electrical signals. If you fiddle with the keypad, it simply shuts down and boots up again. If you try to overload the wires, the actuator shuts down. This may seem like it is not state-of-the-art, but it is the safest (affordable) options I can think of. When it comes to smart home systems, decentral and cloud-less is the way to go in my opinion.
Load More Replies...That's not what the Lock Picking Lawyer would say! Any electric locks I see on his channel can be defeated a lot easier with usual low skill attacks
This is stupid and dangerous. There are plenty of 'unpickable' high-grade safety locks that cost a lot less than any half-decent electric lock. Electric locks are only good if you change the code regularly, which nobody ever does. Otherwise, your fingers will leave marks over time and it becomes fairly easy to guess the code, especially if you can watch the person entering the code a few times.
I have a 6 digit keypad on my door. Only downfall is when you're doing the pee dance while trying to punch the code in!
I have to assume that the 18 steps up from street level are at least some deterrent. We don't even get Jehovah's witnesses.
I used to live om the 4th floor. We had Jehovah's witnesses knock on our door. The apartmentbuilding was from 1942, so no elevator. Maybe these people also have poison ivy on the handrail of the stairs? 😃
That is an awesome suggestion except for other people using the handrail to move up to their apartments above yours? Poison Ivy can kill. Careful on this suggestion everybody!
Load More Replies...That sure deters the package delivery people who constantly claim that nobody was home.
I feel bad being another one of those "I'm not actually one but: people, but: You know how some landscapers throw bags of rocks with a landscaping ad or business card in them? Guess what? Some of these are just burglars taking a bunch of pamphlets from a landscaping business, throwing these in your yard. They drive by a day or two later. Whoever didn't pick them up is a much more likely candidate, especially if there was no car in the driveway either time.
Not a burglar, but one thing that def helps, is my house looks like crap on the outside (inside is so much nicer old house that the inside was renovated about 10 years ago) And the entrance of my house is not easy to find unless you know where you are going (getting food delivered is even a hassel i have to wright a paragraph out just giving directions to my door haha )
Don't keep valuables in the open. Keep keys in a locked container. Have a home safe that's bolted to the ground. Get motion lights around the home. Don't leave ladders outside.
Only tip I have: go to a local Home Depot or something like it. Look for a door brace. Get it. Mine was maybe $20 and I can't force the door in for shit when it's up. I'll probably die if an ambulance comes wailing to get me in my 4th floor apartment, but fuck if anyone's getting through my front door without completely destroying it.
When I was young and dumb I would boost rims off cars, cause you could make quick money and it was less then a felony. The number one deterrent hands down...... Lights. If a place is lit up like a Christmas tree on the outside of a house you stay clear cause it means anyone can see you and see you clearly
There is no excuse for not being able to protect yourself. Take some self-defense courses. Your husband should as well. Put one of those stickers on your door that says it's protected by such and such security. Place various weapons in secret spots throughout your house. Easy access. Get some of those door jam things and stick them under/on the doors at night before bed. Put a muddy pair of steel toe boots outside your door.
Self-defence course is like first-aid course. Better to have it and never use, than don't having it and needing it. BTW, Krav maga hoodie is not that expansive and it will make you unwanted target for muggers. Also, make sure that you know defence points in your home. For example, we have very narrow and steep stairway and there is a small but heavy table just at the top. It wouldn't fall there by accident, but if I need to block the stairs, it will be easy enough. It is not perfectly safe, but it should be enough for police to arrive if needed.
You can't leave any entrance to your house unlocked if you aren't there. Don't leave windows open allowing people to see in and check out your stuff. If you get new stuff, don't leave the boxes by the curb. Nothing screams I just got a new 55" TV than leaving the box by the curb. If you are going to be gone for an extended time and want to put your lights on timers, make sure that you stagger the timers to come on and go off at different times, and have someone look in on your house.
Not a burglar but you can get tripwire set super cheap. Set up a few of those in your house with blank shotgun shells and if someone does break in it might scare them or alert a neighbor.
A very US solution. 😲 The rest of the world isn't like: yeah, I'll take this spare shotgun and set that up...
I can imagine it being illegal in the rest of the world… in Czechia one burgler was ingured by trap on someone else’s property and guess what - the owner was sued for trapping his own property. Even empty shotgun shell could be used (trauma, hearing loss, …)
Load More Replies...This is actually something that used to be used in the UK. Can’t imagine it’s particularly acceptable now but 40 years ago we used to leave these around our farm.
Load More Replies...Not a burglar use your burglar alarm whilst out, lock all doors and windows when you are out and in the house. Upload your photos and status when you get back from your holiday, in fact dont bother having social media.
if you have the budget dig out a nice moat. if that's not an option a chain link is a good idea. also having good neighbors always helps
For completeness, keep a cauldron of boiling oil handy above the main entrance, and don't forget the obligator portcullis. Be careful any sally ports are properly secured. Keep an ear to the ground to check for sappers digging tunnels beneath your walls, and keep enough supplies in stock to cope with a long siege.
I love this response. Soo appropriate!
Load More Replies...Moat and draw bridge are bit medieval, but still work great. Maybe I have a project for this summer.
I have a very eccentric friend who did indeed put in a moat. Between that and his legal Asiatic cobra cage being connected to the alarm system did a pretty good job. Also, cops refused to go into his house if the alarm went off and he wasn't there. Cobras are good deterrents.
Listened to a KFI radio interview when I lived in Los Angeles. Former anonymous burglar said he avoided houses that hung the U.S. flag. Said it told him the occupants likely owned at least one firearm. Would avoid even if it looked as though no one was home.
I always thought that those flags were there to remind the owners in which country they live, hard to remember for many of them.
Here is my solution. Be poor and not have anything worth stealing. If they break in and steal something they are just saving me from something I've probably been meaning to haul to the dump anyway.
A tip I used: don't enter your actual home address in your car's GPS. Just get a random address fairly close-by (I put in a business). Otherwise, when a thiefs gets your car key, they can have a car, have the car tell them exactly where it belongs and, because most people keep a house key with their car key, lets them in too! Just enter a random nearby address, you know how to get to your house when you are in the vicinity.
But most people keep the vehicle registration—with their address on it—somewhere in the car.
Load More Replies...My house was broken into on Mother's Day one year. It happened at around 5pm in full daylight. They tired to get through by smashing the back patio doors, then managed to get in by smashing the back door. Neighbours were both at home and heard nothing apparently (even though there had to have been considerable noise). And my dog would have been barking at them like mad, but it didn't deter them. They took jewellery and money (there wasn't much in the house money wise) and left all the electronic stuff. Caused over 600 euro worth of damage to get into the house, but left with less than 200 euro of items 🙁
Few of these are from an ex-burglar, contrary to the headline. Also, do we need ex-burglar posts every week?
Barrier landscaping works well. Stuff with nasty thorns under all the windows. And along fences. Also, rather expensive unless done at construction time but a panic switch that turns on all exterior and selected interior lights at once. Mounted next to the bed in the main bedroom.
External solar-powered motion lights. External cameras with motion notifications that are connected to a battery backup. Internal cameras with motion notification. Make sure ALL cameras are connected to cloud storage. I happen to live in a Castle Doctrine state and I'm retired so home most of the time. If you attempt to enter my home while I'm home, guess what? I will let you! Guess what happens to you once you are actually inside? Yeah, no warnings! You are legally just ended...
If it grows where you are, the best fence isn’t a fence. The best fence is a blackthorn hedge, properly laid. If it’ll keep a 2 ton bull in a field, it’ll keep out a burglar. You can’t push through it, you can’t climb it, you can’t even lean a ladder over it and anyone who tries is coming out “sliced and diced”. We had a Hereford bull who would walk through an eight bar tubular aluminium gate without breaking stride. He couldn’t get through the hedge.
you would think this one would be obvious: Don't keep big money in the house. There will eventually be a fire, burglary, or tornado. If you are foolish enough to keep big money (more than $10,000), DO NOT LET THE FACT BE KNOWN, EVEN TO YOUR OWN CHILDREN. They talk. If the right (wrong) persons know you have cash in the house, there will sooner or later be a break-in. I know a successful businessman who had no less than $50,000 in a drawer in his open, unlocked roll-top desk. Yes, the burglar got it.
Had a death in the family and had to leave the property empty for a while. I'd go up weekly but I lived a while away. So I put some heardy house plants in yhe windows. Palms etc that would last a few days without watering. Live plants showed someone was around watering them
Here is my solution. Be poor and not have anything worth stealing. If they break in and steal something they are just saving me from something I've probably been meaning to haul to the dump anyway.
A tip I used: don't enter your actual home address in your car's GPS. Just get a random address fairly close-by (I put in a business). Otherwise, when a thiefs gets your car key, they can have a car, have the car tell them exactly where it belongs and, because most people keep a house key with their car key, lets them in too! Just enter a random nearby address, you know how to get to your house when you are in the vicinity.
But most people keep the vehicle registration—with their address on it—somewhere in the car.
Load More Replies...My house was broken into on Mother's Day one year. It happened at around 5pm in full daylight. They tired to get through by smashing the back patio doors, then managed to get in by smashing the back door. Neighbours were both at home and heard nothing apparently (even though there had to have been considerable noise). And my dog would have been barking at them like mad, but it didn't deter them. They took jewellery and money (there wasn't much in the house money wise) and left all the electronic stuff. Caused over 600 euro worth of damage to get into the house, but left with less than 200 euro of items 🙁
Few of these are from an ex-burglar, contrary to the headline. Also, do we need ex-burglar posts every week?
Barrier landscaping works well. Stuff with nasty thorns under all the windows. And along fences. Also, rather expensive unless done at construction time but a panic switch that turns on all exterior and selected interior lights at once. Mounted next to the bed in the main bedroom.
External solar-powered motion lights. External cameras with motion notifications that are connected to a battery backup. Internal cameras with motion notification. Make sure ALL cameras are connected to cloud storage. I happen to live in a Castle Doctrine state and I'm retired so home most of the time. If you attempt to enter my home while I'm home, guess what? I will let you! Guess what happens to you once you are actually inside? Yeah, no warnings! You are legally just ended...
If it grows where you are, the best fence isn’t a fence. The best fence is a blackthorn hedge, properly laid. If it’ll keep a 2 ton bull in a field, it’ll keep out a burglar. You can’t push through it, you can’t climb it, you can’t even lean a ladder over it and anyone who tries is coming out “sliced and diced”. We had a Hereford bull who would walk through an eight bar tubular aluminium gate without breaking stride. He couldn’t get through the hedge.
you would think this one would be obvious: Don't keep big money in the house. There will eventually be a fire, burglary, or tornado. If you are foolish enough to keep big money (more than $10,000), DO NOT LET THE FACT BE KNOWN, EVEN TO YOUR OWN CHILDREN. They talk. If the right (wrong) persons know you have cash in the house, there will sooner or later be a break-in. I know a successful businessman who had no less than $50,000 in a drawer in his open, unlocked roll-top desk. Yes, the burglar got it.
Had a death in the family and had to leave the property empty for a while. I'd go up weekly but I lived a while away. So I put some heardy house plants in yhe windows. Palms etc that would last a few days without watering. Live plants showed someone was around watering them
