50 Confessions And Answers From Former Burglars On Home Safety And Many Other Things
I don't know about you, but when I hear the term "true crime," I usually think of TV shows and books. However, there are other interesting ways to get inside the minds of the perpetrators and investigate their motives. One of the wildest? Reddit 'Ask Me Anythings,' or AMAs.
Two users, GoingtoThrow789 and Groovyhans, opened up about their past lives as criminals—one a former home burglar trying to rebuild her life, the other an unapologetic professional thief with stories that sound straight out of a heist movie. We pulled the juiciest, most revealing Q&As from their threads and invite you to learn more about the tricks of their trade and how to protect yourself from them.
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The prevalence of this type of crime differs from one place to the next. But according to data compiled by the Council on Criminal Justice (CCJ), which is an independent, nonpartisan organization working to help the US understand and improve criminal justice policy, burglary rates in American cities have continued to decline.
The CCK discovered that both residential and non-residential burglaries dropped noticeably in the first half of 2025 compared to the same period last year. Specifically, residential burglaries fell by about 19% relative to pre-pandemic levels in 2019, while non-residential burglaries—such as break-ins at businesses or other commercial properties—declined by 18%.
Congratulations on learning a skill and turning things around for yourself 👍.
This sustained downward trend shows that, despite concerns over other property crimes like motor vehicle theft, break-ins at homes and businesses have become significantly less common in many urban areas.
The CCJ emphasizes that this progress is part of a broader pattern of falling property crime overall and reflects a promising shift that predates the pandemic and has continued in its aftermath.
Still, the organization urges communities and policymakers to keep investing in effective crime prevention and neighborhood safety measures to maintain and build on these improvements.
I have cattle dogs. Unless you break in while holding a ball that you're prepared to throw for the next 4-6 hours, you're in for a world of trouble.
Sounds like a dealer to me. I live in a downtown area, it's a nice neck of the woods, but dealers will use the dark end of my street for...ahem...business.
In the UK The Samaritans (people who talk to anyone with s******l problems etc.) train up inmates in some prisons to become Listeners. Prisoners can always ask for a Listener to talk to. The Listeners are then listened to by a Samaritan to make sure that they're okay too. Apparently it lowers s*****e risk and also trouble. So many of the inmates have never had anyone to talk too - and in the UK up to a quarter can't read and write better than expected by a 7 year oold child.
What leads someone to become a burglar and follow the criminal path is complicated and, to an extent, open for interpretation.
Dr. Joseph H. Baskin, a staff psychiatrist at the Cleveland Clinic Foundation and assistant professor at the Cleveland Clinic, explains that everyone has a genetic base shaped by generations and generations, but life experiences, trauma, and support systems determine which traits develop.
Before I had a bank account, I used to stash my cash in the center of my ceiling fan, which was always running.
"A child who grows up with all basic necessities cared for will look different than one who worried about where his next meal would come from or whether trauma lingered outside the door in the form of a physical or sexual abuser," Baskin says.
But "a major factor is resiliency, or the ability to absorb the blows of life and rebound for the better."
Even blind luck plays a role. "A person with a fair amount of resiliency might endure the loss of a parent if another remains to help. However, repeated insults of a similar nature can overwhelm even someone with high resiliency. Sometimes, [the world] doesn't deal too much negativity until later in life, and symptoms of criminality only then emerge."
According to the director of the rescue mission in my city, 90% of the money you give to a homeless person goes to the purchase of alcohol and/or d***s. 90%. You would be better off making contributions to the homeless shelters and food banks in your area.
Have 9 cameras around the place. They are cheap (~$40). Got them more to keep an eye on the bears and cougar that wander through the yard but guess they serve other purposes as well :P
After interviewing thousands of people, the psychiatrist came to the conclusion that for most, it comes down to choices made, dilemmas faced, and internal arguments over morality and consequence.
However, Baskin added, "Rarely have I come across someone irredeemably evil or ... so at odds with society as to pose a constant danger. These are the psychopaths, individuals who profoundly lack empathy for others and act out of pure self-interest."
And it's precisely this ambivalence that draws us to stories about such people. Experts from the University of North Carolina explain that our fascination with true crime is driven by a mix of curiosity about criminal motivations, concern over justice, and the thrill of solving real-life mysteries.
Having been homeless years ago, I still have the habit, when walking around a new neighborhood or city, of picking out hiding spots. "That would be a good place to sleep. Nobody would see you or bother you."
I thought it was a female burglar, as they talked about becoming a beautician. But later they say an elderly lady thinks that they are her husband, and also later refers to “my husband”. Now, I know not everyone fits into neat, little criminal profile boxes, but in my experience of policing, I never met a male, gay burglar with a flair for beauty?
If you look at the user names, the quotes are from 2 different people - Groovyhans (the one mistaken for someone's husband) and GoingtoThrow789 (the beautician).
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If you look at the user names, the quotes are from 2 different people - Groovyhans (the one mistaken for someone's husband) and GoingtoThrow789 (the beautician).
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