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I don't know about you, but when I hear the term "true crime," I usually think of TV shows and books. However, there are other interesting ways to get inside the minds of the perpetrators and investigate their motives. One of the wildest? Reddit 'Ask Me Anythings,' or AMAs.

Two users, GoingtoThrow789 and Groovyhans, opened up about their past lives as criminals—one a former home burglar trying to rebuild her life, the other an unapologetic professional thief with stories that sound straight out of a heist movie. We pulled the juiciest, most revealing Q&As from their threads and invite you to learn more about the tricks of their trade and how to protect yourself from them.

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Comment thread from former home burglars sharing personal stories and answering people's questions about their experiences.

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when you're in prison you'll be like a little girl again!

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    Reddit thread showing a former home burglar answering questions about how they got caught during a security camera scan.

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    The prevalence of this type of crime differs from one place to the next. But according to data compiled by the Council on Criminal Justice (CCJ), which is an independent, nonpartisan organization working to help the US understand and improve criminal justice policy, burglary rates in American cities have continued to decline.

    The CCK discovered that both residential and non-residential burglaries dropped noticeably in the first half of 2025 compared to the same period last year. Specifically, residential burglaries fell by about 19% relative to pre-pandemic levels in 2019, while non-residential burglaries—such as break-ins at businesses or other commercial properties—declined by 18%.

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    Reddit Q&A with former home burglars answering questions about prison system and life after incarceration.

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    Rebecca Jack
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Congratulations on learning a skill and turning things around for yourself 👍.

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    Reddit thread of former home burglars answering questions about guilt and their past actions in a candid online discussion.

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    Toika Gao
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    4 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am amazed at the impressive writing skills of all these thieves! And barely any spelling mistakes!

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    Reddit thread with former home burglars answering questions about protecting homes and cars from theft.

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    O. Puntia
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    6-speed Manual WRX. theft deterrent ....

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    This sustained downward trend shows that, despite concerns over other property crimes like motor vehicle theft, break-ins at homes and businesses have become significantly less common in many urban areas.

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    The CCJ emphasizes that this progress is part of a broader pattern of falling property crime overall and reflects a promising shift that predates the pandemic and has continued in its aftermath.

    Still, the organization urges communities and policymakers to keep investing in effective crime prevention and neighborhood safety measures to maintain and build on these improvements.

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    Former home burglars answering questions about how they chose targets and avoided security measures in a Reddit AMA.

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    Jeremy James
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have cattle dogs. Unless you break in while holding a ball that you're prepared to throw for the next 4-6 hours, you're in for a world of trouble.

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    Reddit conversation where former home burglars discuss burglary tips and home security advice during an AMA session.

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    DowntownStevieB
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like a dealer to me. I live in a downtown area, it's a nice neck of the woods, but dealers will use the dark end of my street for...ahem...business.

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    Reddit user asks about dogs as deterrents; former home burglar explains dogs can be ineffective if restrained during breaks.

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    Francois
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The dog of my uncle weed because out of happiness that a burgelar paid a visit to the house.

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    #9

    Excerpt from a former home burglar explaining prison rehabilitation and suggestions for US prison reform in an AMA thread.

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    Aileen Grist
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the UK The Samaritans (people who talk to anyone with s******l problems etc.) train up inmates in some prisons to become Listeners. Prisoners can always ask for a Listener to talk to. The Listeners are then listened to by a Samaritan to make sure that they're okay too. Apparently it lowers s*****e risk and also trouble. So many of the inmates have never had anyone to talk too - and in the UK up to a quarter can't read and write better than expected by a 7 year oold child.

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    What leads someone to become a burglar and follow the criminal path is complicated and, to an extent, open for interpretation.

    Dr. Joseph H. Baskin, a staff psychiatrist at the Cleveland Clinic Foundation and assistant professor at the Cleveland Clinic, explains that everyone has a genetic base shaped by generations and generations, but life experiences, trauma, and support systems determine which traits develop.

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    Reddit thread showing former home burglar answering questions on defending homes from break-ins with lethal force.

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    Lousha
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depends on the country as well. In mine a homeowner would be in a world of trouble if they hurt the innocent little burglar who was just doing their job. (Thatbisnof course, if anyone learns about it. If your bruglar disappears into a deep hole somewhere, oh well...)

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    Reddit Q&A thread where former home burglars answer questions about common hiding spots for valuables.

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    Jeremy James
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Before I had a bank account, I used to stash my cash in the center of my ceiling fan, which was always running.

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    #13

    Screenshot of an online conversation with former home burglars sharing personal regrets and responses in a Q&A format.

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    "A child who grows up with all basic necessities cared for will look different than one who worried about where his next meal would come from or whether trauma lingered outside the door in the form of a physical or sexual abuser," Baskin says.

    But "a major factor is resiliency, or the ability to absorb the blows of life and rebound for the better."

    Even blind luck plays a role. "A person with a fair amount of resiliency might endure the loss of a parent if another remains to help. However, repeated insults of a similar nature can overwhelm even someone with high resiliency. Sometimes, [the world] doesn't deal too much negativity until later in life, and symptoms of criminality only then emerge."

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    #14

    Reddit Q&A screenshot showing former home burglar discussing risks and decisions about safes during burglaries.

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    #15

    Reddit users in a former home burglars AMA discuss regrets and lessons learned about stolen sentimental items.

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    LucyAnn
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is P A W N being censored? It doesn't look like the OP is misspelling it. Yet another example of BP's bonkers censoring of completely inoffensive words

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    Reddit thread where former home burglars answer questions about homelessness and burglary in an AMA format.

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    BrownEyedPanda
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    According to the director of the rescue mission in my city, 90% of the money you give to a homeless person goes to the purchase of alcohol and/or d***s. 90%. You would be better off making contributions to the homeless shelters and food banks in your area.

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    Screenshot of a former home burglar answering questions about preventing break-ins and home security advice.

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    Yrral Spavit
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have 9 cameras around the place. They are cheap (~$40). Got them more to keep an eye on the bears and cougar that wander through the yard but guess they serve other purposes as well :P

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    After interviewing thousands of people, the psychiatrist came to the conclusion that for most, it comes down to choices made, dilemmas faced, and internal arguments over morality and consequence.

    However, Baskin added, "Rarely have I come across someone irredeemably evil or ... so at odds with society as to pose a constant danger. These are the psychopaths, individuals who profoundly lack empathy for others and act out of pure self-interest."

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    Reddit conversation showing former home burglar answering questions about the most expensive items stolen and earnings per house.

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    #20

    Reddit Q&A with former home burglars sharing tips on keeping valuables safe and handling unlocked safes.

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    #21

    Reddit Q&A showing former home burglars discussing their biggest scores and fencing stolen electronics and jewelry.

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    And it's precisely this ambivalence that draws us to stories about such people. Experts from the University of North Carolina explain that our fascination with true crime is driven by a mix of curiosity about criminal motivations, concern over justice, and the thrill of solving real-life mysteries.

    #22

    Screenshot of an online Q&A where former home burglars answer questions about breaking into locked doors.

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    #23

    Reddit conversation where former home burglars answer personal questions about their past and parenting challenges.

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    #24

    Reddit thread showing former home burglars answering unusual questions about their theft experiences.

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    #25

    Reddit conversation showing former home burglars discussing their thoughts and experiences in an ask me anything session.

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    Jeremy James
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Having been homeless years ago, I still have the habit, when walking around a new neighborhood or city, of picking out hiding spots. "That would be a good place to sleep. Nobody would see you or bother you."

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    #26

    Reddit conversation where former home burglars discuss myths about using dogs to prevent home robberies.

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    #27

    Reddit conversation showing a user asking about a husband knowing of a former home burglar's past.

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    #28

    Reddit conversation showing a former home burglar answering questions about regret and apologizing to victims.

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    ADJ
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    May it be dog assassin? BP is totally crazy with the censorship....

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    #29

    Reddit Q&A where former home burglars share tips on targeting victims and how to avoid becoming one.

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    #30

    Reddit Q&A screenshot of former home burglar discussing weapons and plans if caught inside a house during a burglary.

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    #31

    Chat exchange with former home burglars answering questions about their experiences and getting caught.

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    #32

    Reddit conversation from former home burglars answering questions about experiences and fears during break-ins.

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    DowntownStevieB
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ghost protection. Try me. My husband and I are a tight coven.

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    #33

    Reddit conversation with former home burglars answering unusual items taken besides food or money.

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    #34

    Reddit thread showing a former home burglar answering questions about break-in methods and experiences.

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    #35

    Reddit AMA discussion with former home burglars answering questions about sentencing and burglary experiences.

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    #36

    Reddit conversation showing a former home burglar answering questions about guilt and making the world better.

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    #37

    Reddit exchange showing former home burglars responding to a victim's comment in an Ask Me Anything thread.

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    #39

    Former home burglars answer questions about their past experiences and life after crime in an online AMA discussion.

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    #40

    Screenshot of an online Q&A where former home burglars discuss if little barky dogs are a good deterrent.

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    #41

    Screenshot of former home burglar sharing a close call story about being chased by a security guard in an online AMA discussion.

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    #42

    Reddit thread with former home burglars answering questions about best places to hide valuables and most looted rooms.

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    #43

    Screenshot of a former home burglar answering questions about breaking into houses and avoiding being caught.

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    #44

    Reddit Q&A with former home burglars discussing how they scoped and burglarized houses quickly.

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    #45

    Screenshot of an online Q&A with former home burglars answering questions about stolen unsecured handguns.

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    #46

    Reddit Q&A showing former home burglars discussing neighborhoods they targeted during their break-ins.

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    #47

    Reddit conversation with former home burglars sharing advice on security signs and burglary prevention measures.

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    #48

    Reddit conversation with former home burglar sharing tips on how to easily enter a house without stealing anything.

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    Screenshot of a Reddit AMA where former home burglars answer unusual questions about houses they broke into.

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    Reddit conversation showing former home burglars answering questions about their crimes and remorse in an AMA session.

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    #51

    Reddit AMA conversation with former home burglars answering questions about their biggest take and experiences.

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    #52

    Reddit conversation where former home burglars discuss lesser-known house robbing rules and share their experiences.

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    Conversation screenshot of former home burglar explaining how jail motivated a new life change in an Ask Me Anything session.

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    #54

    Reddit conversation with former home burglars answering questions about targeting victims and avoiding burglary, mentioning dogs.

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    Reddit conversation showing former home burglars answering questions about their experience and getting caught by chance.

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    #56

    Reddit conversation featuring former home burglars answering questions about avoiding detection during burglaries.

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    Reddit user answers questions about adjusting to real world during pandemic in former home burglars AMA thread.

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    Reddit AMA conversation with former home burglars discussing life after prison and financial lessons learned early.

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    Reddit conversation featuring former home burglars answering questions about odd theft behaviors and their experiences.

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    Reddit AMA screenshot where former home burglars answer questions about burglary tactics and homeowner deterrents.

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    #61

    Reddit exchange showing former home burglar humor about having a business card for complicated acquisitions.

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    Reddit conversation where former home burglars answer shocking discoveries made during break-ins.

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    Conversation screenshot showing a former home burglar answering questions about prison and adrenaline during a Reddit AMA session.

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    Reddit user answers questions about Hollywood heist movies based on experience as former home burglar in an AMA session.

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    Reddit Q&A showing former home burglars answering questions about differences between amateur and professional burglars.

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    Reddit conversation showing former home burglar discussing immediate deterrents like loud dogs and nosy neighbors.

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    Reddit conversation showing a former home burglar answering a question about the scariest thing seen in a home.

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    Screenshot of an online AMA with former home burglars discussing their planning process and target choices.

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    Screenshot of a former home burglar answering questions about when they went professional in an online discussion.

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    A former home burglar answers questions about the penal system and personal experiences in a candid online AMA.

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    Reddit conversation showing former home burglars answering questions about stolen items and methods of disposal.

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    #72

    Reddit user discusses burgers in a humorous exchange during former home burglars AMA session.

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    Screenshot of a former home burglar answering questions about stolen jewelry in an online Ask Me Anything thread.

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    Reddit users engage in an AMA session with former home burglars answering questions about their past actions.

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