We've all had the days when the only thing that's on our mind is "fuck my life". Whether you spill a cup of coffee across your keyboard, leave the oven on when you go to work, or arrive home only to find that you've left your house keys at the office, we've all had those fuck life moments. One might say that it's the Murphy's Law in action, others blame the wrong faze of the Moon, but more often it's just the universe giving you a funny fuck life or, for shorter, FML story to tell.

While the page fmylife.com, from which these stories came, was started in 2008, it had reached its glory age in 2009 when their book was published. At the same time, they were catering the public with a couple of thousands of daily FML stories submissions.

However bad you think your life might be, chances are it's not nearly as bad as it is for these people. Take a look at our FML stories list below to see what we mean. The tragically funny anecdotes that come from fmylife.com serve to remind us that no matter how bad things get, they could always be worse...

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Yvonne Bernal
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4 years ago

OMGoodness! :o

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Yvonne Bernal
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4 years ago

Maybe you should date your dentist!

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.gas.
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4 years ago

That's a double whammy.

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Yvonne Bernal
Community Member
4 years ago

Poor Kayla, I hope she broke up with him before he had the chance to say anything to her.

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Andreas Danzer
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4 years ago

Omg ... i have tears in my eyes!!!! That never happened - PLEASE tell me - that NEVER happened!!! Omg ... im laughing so hard!!!

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Bun Bunny!
Community Member
4 years ago

Well, he DID care! I mean, it may seem like something little, but this means that someone, somewhere, is there for you, right?

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Carries
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4 years ago

I wish I could unread this.

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.gas.
Community Member
4 years ago

This is abuse. I have a friend who got accepted to several schools, but her parents threw out the letters from ones that were far away. Not sure how she found out, but they are not on speaking terms anymore. :-(

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Amanda Panda
Community Member
4 years ago

But was it YOUR toothbrush!? If so... that's f*cked up!

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Todd Rainer
Community Member
4 years ago

That's a special kind of evil.

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sara.8328
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4 years ago

God it seems like a movie!!

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Rajani Sarasan
Community Member
4 years ago

That's not acceptable. Way too presumptuous!

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Ronni Tauck
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4 years ago

Ouch

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Yvonne Bernal
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4 years ago

O-U-C-H

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Rajani Sarasan
Community Member
4 years ago

This is why you shouldn't get people's names as tattoos!

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Rajani Sarasan
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4 years ago

Lol cool mom!

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Rajani Sarasan
Community Member
4 years ago

Omg he's gonna burn in hell!!!!!! đź‘ż

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Yvonne Bernal
Community Member
4 years ago

A double whammy. You're not only considered "not cute", but you're also NOT getting a date either!

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kat lia
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4 years ago

I agree your life sucks.

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Bun Bunny!
Community Member
4 years ago

This dad is a way weird!

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.gas.
Community Member
4 years ago

Hope the vet caught the mix up.

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

Congratulations for finding out!

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Hans
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4 years ago

20 minutes...very respectable performance!

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Ed Vardas
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4 years ago

Thats cruelty

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Petra Blaseotto
Community Member
4 years ago

That explains why it took so long....sorry, but keep the baby!

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Zombie Gurl
Community Member
4 years ago

Same thing occurred to me. Some crazy ex boyfriend of my sister's friend's mom vandalized my dad's car by mistake.

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Hans
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4 years ago

This could also go to a "I am with stupid" open list...

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Anna Brandigi
Community Member
4 years ago

This is too hilarious to be made up!

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Eduardo Alves
Community Member
4 years ago

25 cents sure make the difference...

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Anna Brandigi
Community Member
4 years ago

godDAMN

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SapphireDolphin10
Community Member
4 years ago

OMG

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Maggie Grover Bacher
Community Member
4 years ago

at least you know

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SapphireDolphin10
Community Member
4 years ago

:O Some sis you have!

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BeeYong Yap
Community Member
4 years ago

Ouch!

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Eduardo Alves
Community Member
4 years ago

See, no need to worry! now, you're sure!

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Carries
Community Member
4 years ago

Oh god, run!

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Rajani Sarasan
Community Member
4 years ago

More like f her life!

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Ayushi Sharma
Community Member
4 years ago

At least it wasn't maliciously smashed

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Rajani Sarasan
Community Member
4 years ago

Dang

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Vladimir Nedeljković
Community Member
4 years ago

I don't get the 15020 people that went U deserved it

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Eduardo Alves
Community Member
4 years ago

Yeah, that sucks...

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Todd Rainer
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4 years ago

Proofreading is IMPORTANT.

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

That escalated quickly.

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MeNoQuakey
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4 years ago

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FIRST

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#45

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Anna Brandigi
Community Member
4 years ago

Train her to be terrible! >:)

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Jenny Bell
Community Member
4 years ago

Run. No other option but run

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Eduardo Alves
Community Member
4 years ago

I heard this before...

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Rajani Sarasan
Community Member
4 years ago

I feel some of these are made up

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Nizha Ariotejo
Community Member
4 years ago

You deserve it? Whats wrong with this ppl whose choosing it.nobody deserved it..

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

What...? Sports, not overdone, lower the blood pressure...

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Austin SinClaire
Community Member
4 years ago

Your dad must be quite the Pianist.

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Fiona E. Ma
Community Member
4 years ago

Omg, one of my sons said something similar when he was young. I had no idea what to say.

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JEFF THE KILLER
Community Member
4 years ago

should of said crap

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Maria Stoyanova
Community Member
4 years ago

Yeah, something similar happened to me. Years ago I asked a "friend" to go talk with a boy I liked in order to "prepare" him for my "I like you" speech. Instead she secretly from me told him she liked him. They were together for a while and broke up but I never considered her a friend anymore

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Elias Rischer
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4 years ago

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https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sleep_sex

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Vladescu Lucian
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4 years ago

Fuck them up! :)))

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Wilhelm Stuttgart
Community Member
4 years ago

YES!

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Awkward dog
Community Member
4 years ago

That's gross and disturbing.

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Melia Janssen
Community Member
4 years ago

Always listen to your family and friends about the people you date. They see things you're blind to only because you cannot be objective about the people you are in love with.

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OdangaUsagi
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4 years ago

She wasn't a real girl scout.

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Wilhelm Stuttgart
Community Member
4 years ago

Don't sweat it. I'm sure it's just another Christ child.

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Amy Weiss
Community Member
4 years ago

She was possibly too nervous and uncomfortable. Our maybe a sex-repulsed asexual.

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Anna Brandigi
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4 years ago

this seems fake :\

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Melia Janssen
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4 years ago

This is hardly devastating.

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Pi...
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4 years ago

Think he meant for u to scavenge?

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Wouter N
Community Member
4 years ago

Since when do you need to pay for receiving a text?

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Anan Meem
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4 years ago

Lol, we've all been there. I drank vinegar thinking was water.

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Mlishka Faith Nielsen
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4 years ago

Projections!!

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Jennifer Tait
Community Member
4 years ago

Always always always ask a persons before listing them as a reference. Best of luck

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