We've all had the days when the only thing that's on our mind is "fuck my life". Whether you spill a cup of coffee across your keyboard, leave the oven on when you go to work, or arrive home only to find that you've left your house keys at the office, we've all had those fuck life moments. One might say that it's the Murphy's Law in action, others blame the wrong faze of the Moon, but more often it's just the universe giving you a funny fuck life or, for shorter, FML story to tell.

While the page fmylife.com, from which these stories came, was started in 2008, it had reached its glory age in 2009 when their book was published. At the same time, they were catering the public with a couple of thousands of daily FML stories submissions.

However bad you think your life might be, chances are it's not nearly as bad as it is for these people. Take a look at our FML stories list below to see what we mean. The tragically funny anecdotes that come from fmylife.com serve to remind us that no matter how bad things get, they could always be worse...

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Jocelyn Hancock 2 years ago

My compliment to you @ least she wasn't alone when when went!

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Yvonne Bernal 2 years ago

Maybe you should date your dentist!

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sara.8328 2 years ago

It reminds me of Ross Geller

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Yvonne Bernal 2 years ago

Poor Kayla, I hope she broke up with him before he had the chance to say anything to her.

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Andreas Danzer 2 years ago

Omg ... i have tears in my eyes!!!! That never happened - PLEASE tell me - that NEVER happened!!! Omg ... im laughing so hard!!!

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Bun Bunny! 2 years ago

Well, he DID care! I mean, it may seem like something little, but this means that someone, somewhere, is there for you, right?

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Carries 2 years ago

I wish I could unread this.

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.gas. 2 years ago

This is abuse. I have a friend who got accepted to several schools, but her parents threw out the letters from ones that were far away. Not sure how she found out, but they are not on speaking terms anymore. :-(

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Yvonne Bernal 2 years ago

Well at least you know what to get her for her birthday!

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seaufke 2 years ago

first time reading I thought this was between the dad and the roommate #brainfogisabitch

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sara.8328 2 years ago

God it seems like a movie!!

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SapphireDolphin10 2 years ago

She should sue him!

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Ronni Tauck 2 years ago

Ouch

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Yvonne Bernal 2 years ago

O-U-C-H

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Rajani Sarasan 2 years ago

This is why you shouldn't get people's names as tattoos!

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Rajani Sarasan 2 years ago

Lol cool mom!

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Andrea Ferber 2 years ago

What a rotten little shit.

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Yvonne Bernal 2 years ago

A double whammy. You're not only considered "not cute", but you're also NOT getting a date either!

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Mortal Wombat 2 years ago

Your wife sucks

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Bun Bunny! 2 years ago

This dad is a way weird!

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Chrissie MΓΆrbe 2 years ago

I call bullshit. The vet would have realized that it was the wrong cat.

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Hans 2 years ago

Congratulations for finding out!

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Hans 2 years ago

20 minutes...very respectable performance!

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Agnes Ptak 2 years ago

I could relate. My older sister had a huge graduation party where she received over $2000 in cash as gifts. I got dinner at Bennigan's.

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Fiona E. Ma 2 years ago

Jackson should pay for the damage! Jk. Hope Tyler had insurance.

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Dave Elswood 2 years ago

A good way to pick up a fireman though πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ‘

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Anna Brandigi 2 years ago

This is too hilarious to be made up!

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Eduardo Alves 2 years ago

25 cents sure make the difference...

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SapphireDolphin10 2 years ago

OMG

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Maggie Grover Bacher 2 years ago

at least you know

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SapphireDolphin10 2 years ago

:O Some sis you have!

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Yvonne Bernal 2 years ago

Sounds like a little 'fowl play' was involved here.

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Eduardo Alves 2 years ago

See, no need to worry! now, you're sure!

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SapphireDolphin10 2 years ago

That creep! I'd say "soon your face will be bruised with my FIST"

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Rajani Sarasan 2 years ago

More like f her life!

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Ayushi Sharma 2 years ago

At least it wasn't maliciously smashed

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Fiona E. Ma 2 years ago

Small price to pay to find out how immoral this girl is.

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Vladimir Nedeljković 2 years ago

I don't get the 15020 people that went U deserved it

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Eduardo Alves 2 years ago

Yeah, that sucks...

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Todd Rainer 2 years ago

Proofreading is IMPORTANT.

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Hans 2 years ago

That escalated quickly.

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Georgia Stergiadis 2 years ago

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Anna Brandigi 2 years ago

Train her to be terrible! >:)

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Jenny Bell 2 years ago

Run. No other option but run

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arianne 2 years ago

some people shouldn't be allowed to procreate, great parenting skills (NOT)

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Rajani Sarasan 2 years ago

I feel some of these are made up

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Nizha Ariotejo 2 years ago

You deserve it? Whats wrong with this ppl whose choosing it.nobody deserved it..

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Winter 2 years ago

I'm sorry, I don't believe it - there's medication for things like that - but if it *is* true, have a talk to your doctor!

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Austin SinClaire 2 years ago

Your dad must be quite the Pianist.

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Amy Weiss 2 years ago

So what?

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Zoe Krishel 2 years ago

Oh HELL no!

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Maria Stoyanova 2 years ago

Yeah, something similar happened to me. Years ago I asked a "friend" to go talk with a boy I liked in order to "prepare" him for my "I like you" speech. Instead she secretly from me told him she liked him. They were together for a while and broke up but I never considered her a friend anymore

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MeNoQuakey 2 years ago

Jeez

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Anan Meem 2 years ago

So many stories of cheating partners...

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Qyntel Smith 2 years ago

Lol

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Awkward dog 2 years ago

That's gross and disturbing.

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Melia Janssen 2 years ago

Always listen to your family and friends about the people you date. They see things you're blind to only because you cannot be objective about the people you are in love with.

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OdangaUsagi 2 years ago

She wasn't a real girl scout.

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Lilly Werekeitzen 2 years ago

Take that as a sign of more problems to come and walk away now

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Maggie Grover Bacher 2 years ago

maybe she has been abused. don't take it personal. do everything you can to take care of her emotionally

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Anna Brandigi 2 years ago

this seems fake :\

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Anan Meem 2 years ago

Fart back!

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Pi... 2 years ago

Think he meant for u to scavenge?

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Wouter N 2 years ago

Since when do you need to pay for receiving a text?

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Anan Meem 2 years ago

Lol, we've all been there. I drank vinegar thinking was water.

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Mlishka Faith Nielsen 2 years ago

Projections!!

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Jennifer Tait 2 years ago

Always always always ask a persons before listing them as a reference. Best of luck

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OdangaUsagi 2 years ago

The pull-out method hardly works anyways, they deserved it.

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Amy Weiss 2 years ago

Looks like you need to get better.

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Hugo Raible 2 years ago

Myspace is so 2009 ;)

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Jenny Bell 2 years ago

When the phone rings do you pass out?

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Maggie Grover Bacher 2 years ago

have some fun with it and break up with him every day for the next week. come up with a new reason every day

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Fiona E. Ma 2 years ago

Not even funny!

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Anne Wild 2 years ago

This is humilating....

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Amy Weiss 2 years ago

Prove to him it does by giving him no orgasms. When he complains, explain that, well, his orgasms serve you no purpose.

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Maggie Grover Bacher 2 years ago

ah yes, the #klutzlife. i know it well.

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Pedro Silva 2 years ago

Well the neighbor's life sucks!!!

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Lazy Panda 2 years ago

That just gives you time to see if you'll get back together later

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