We've all had the days when the only thing that's on our mind is "fuck my life". Whether you spill a cup of coffee across your keyboard, leave the oven on when you go to work, or arrive home only to find that you've left your house keys at the office, we've all had those fuck life moments. One might say that it's the Murphy's Law in action, others blame the wrong faze of the Moon, but more often it's just the universe giving you a funny fuck life or, for shorter, FML story to tell.

While the page fmylife.com, from which these stories came, was started in 2008, it had reached its glory age in 2009 when their book was published. At the same time, they were catering the public with a couple of thousands of daily FML stories submissions.

However bad you think your life might be, chances are it's not nearly as bad as it is for these people. Take a look at our FML stories list below to see what we mean. The tragically funny anecdotes that come from fmylife.com serve to remind us that no matter how bad things get, they could always be worse...

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#1

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Jocelyn Hancock
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My compliment to you @ least she wasn't alone when when went!

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Yvonne Bernal
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Poor Kayla, I hope she broke up with him before he had the chance to say anything to her.

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Andreas Danzer
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Omg ... i have tears in my eyes!!!! That never happened - PLEASE tell me - that NEVER happened!!! Omg ... im laughing so hard!!!

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Bun Bunny!
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, he DID care! I mean, it may seem like something little, but this means that someone, somewhere, is there for you, right?

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.gas.
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is abuse. I have a friend who got accepted to several schools, but her parents threw out the letters from ones that were far away. Not sure how she found out, but they are not on speaking terms anymore. :-(

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Yvonne Bernal
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well at least you know what to get her for her birthday!

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seaufke
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

first time reading I thought this was between the dad and the roommate #brainfogisabitch

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Rajani Sarasan
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is why you shouldn't get people's names as tattoos!

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Yvonne Bernal
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A double whammy. You're not only considered "not cute", but you're also NOT getting a date either!

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Chrissie Mörbe
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I call bullshit. The vet would have realized that it was the wrong cat.

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Hans
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Congratulations for finding out!

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Hans
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

20 minutes...very respectable performance!

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Agnes Ptak
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I could relate. My older sister had a huge graduation party where she received over $2000 in cash as gifts. I got dinner at Bennigan's.

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Fiona E. Ma
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Jackson should pay for the damage! Jk. Hope Tyler had insurance.

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Dave Elswood
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A good way to pick up a fireman though 😝😝😝👍

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Yvonne Bernal
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sounds like a little 'fowl play' was involved here.

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SapphireDolphin10
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That creep! I'd say "soon your face will be bruised with my FIST"

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Fiona E. Ma
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Small price to pay to find out how immoral this girl is.

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arianne
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

some people shouldn't be allowed to procreate, great parenting skills (NOT)

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Nizha Ariotejo
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You deserve it? Whats wrong with this ppl whose choosing it.nobody deserved it..

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Winter
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm sorry, I don't believe it - there's medication for things like that - but if it *is* true, have a talk to your doctor!

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#54

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Maria Stoyanova
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, something similar happened to me. Years ago I asked a "friend" to go talk with a boy I liked in order to "prepare" him for my "I like you" speech. Instead she secretly from me told him she liked him. They were together for a while and broke up but I never considered her a friend anymore

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Anan Meem
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So many stories of cheating partners...

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