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We've all had the days when the only thing that's on our mind is "fuck my life". Whether you spill a cup of coffee across your keyboard, leave the oven on when you go to work, or arrive home only to find that you've left your house keys at the office, we've all had those fuck life moments. One might say that it's the Murphy's Law in action, others blame the wrong faze of the Moon, but more often it's just the universe giving you a funny fuck life or, for shorter, FML story to tell.

While the page fmylife.com, from which these stories came, was started in 2008, it had reached its glory age in 2009 when their book was published. At the same time, they were catering the public with a couple of thousands of daily FML stories submissions.

However bad you think your life might be, chances are it's not nearly as bad as it is for these people. Take a look at our FML stories list below to see what we mean. The tragically funny anecdotes that come from fmylife.com serve to remind us that no matter how bad things get, they could always be worse...

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Jocelyn Hancock
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10 years ago

My compliment to you @ least she wasn't alone when when went!

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    Yvonne Bernal
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    Maybe you should date your dentist!

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    sara.8328
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    10 years ago

    It reminds me of Ross Geller

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    Yvonne Bernal
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    Poor Kayla, I hope she broke up with him before he had the chance to say anything to her.

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    Andreas Danzer
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    10 years ago

    Omg ... i have tears in my eyes!!!! That never happened - PLEASE tell me - that NEVER happened!!! Omg ... im laughing so hard!!!

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    Bun Bunny!
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    Well, he DID care! I mean, it may seem like something little, but this means that someone, somewhere, is there for you, right?

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    Carries
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    I wish I could unread this.

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    .gas.
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    This is abuse. I have a friend who got accepted to several schools, but her parents threw out the letters from ones that were far away. Not sure how she found out, but they are not on speaking terms anymore. :-(

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    Yvonne Bernal
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    Well at least you know what to get her for her birthday!

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    seaufke
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    10 years ago

    first time reading I thought this was between the dad and the roommate #brainfogisabitch

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    sara.8328
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    God it seems like a movie!!

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    SapphireDolphin10
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    She should sue him!

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    Ronni Tauck
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    Ouch

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    Yvonne Bernal
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    O-U-C-H

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    Rajani Sarasan
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    This is why you shouldn't get people's names as tattoos!

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    Rajani Sarasan
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    Lol cool mom!

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    Andrea Ferber
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    What a rotten little s**t.

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    Yvonne Bernal
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    A double whammy. You're not only considered "not cute", but you're also NOT getting a date either!

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    Mortal Wombat
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    Your wife sucks

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    Bun Bunny!
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    This dad is a way weird!

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    Chrissie Mörbe
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    I call b******t. The vet would have realized that it was the wrong cat.

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    Hans
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    10 years ago

    Congratulations for finding out!

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    Hans
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    20 minutes...very respectable performance!

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    Agnes Ptak
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    I could relate. My older sister had a huge graduation party where she received over $2000 in cash as gifts. I got dinner at Bennigan's.

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    Susanna Vesna
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    F**K!!

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    Fiona E. Ma
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    Jackson should pay for the damage! Jk. Hope Tyler had insurance.

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    Dave Elswood
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    10 years ago

    A good way to pick up a fireman though 😝😝😝👍

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    Anna Brandigi
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    10 years ago

    This is too hilarious to be made up!

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    Eduardo Alves
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    25 cents sure make the difference...

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    Anna Brandigi
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    10 years ago

    godDAMN

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    SapphireDolphin10
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    OMG

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    Maggie Grover Bacher
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    at least you know

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    SapphireDolphin10
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    :O Some sis you have!

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    Yvonne Bernal
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    Sounds like a little 'fowl play' was involved here.

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    Eduardo Alves
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    See, no need to worry! now, you're sure!

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    SapphireDolphin10
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    That creep! I'd say "soon your face will be bruised with my FIST"

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    Rajani Sarasan
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    More like f her life!

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    Ayushi Sharma
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    At least it wasn't maliciously smashed

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    Fiona E. Ma
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    Small price to pay to find out how immoral this girl is.

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    Vladimir Nedeljković
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    I don't get the 15020 people that went U deserved it

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    Eduardo Alves
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    Yeah, that sucks...

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    Todd Rainer
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    Proofreading is IMPORTANT.

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    Hans
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    That escalated quickly.

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    Georgia Stergiadis
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    😂😂😂😂😂

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    Anna Brandigi
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    Train her to be terrible! >:)

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    Jenny Bell
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    Run. No other option but run

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    arianne
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    10 years ago

    some people shouldn't be allowed to procreate, great parenting skills (NOT)

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    Rajani Sarasan
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    I feel some of these are made up

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    Nizha Ariotejo
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    You deserve it? Whats wrong with this ppl whose choosing it.nobody deserved it..

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    Winter
    Community Member
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    10 years ago

    I'm sorry, I don't believe it - there's medication for things like that - but if it *is* true, have a talk to your doctor!

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    Austin SinClaire
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    Your dad must be quite the Pianist.

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    Amy Weiss
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    So what?

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    Zoe Krishel
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    Oh HELL no!

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    Maria Stoyanova
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    Yeah, something similar happened to me. Years ago I asked a "friend" to go talk with a boy I liked in order to "prepare" him for my "I like you" speech. Instead she secretly from me told him she liked him. They were together for a while and broke up but I never considered her a friend anymore

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    MeNoQuakey
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    Jeez

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    Anan Meem
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    So many stories of cheating partners...

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    Qyntel Smith
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    Lol

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    Awkward dog
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    That's gross and disturbing.

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    Melia Janssen
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    Always listen to your family and friends about the people you date. They see things you're blind to only because you cannot be objective about the people you are in love with.

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    OdangaUsagi
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    She wasn't a real girl scout.

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    Lilly Werekeitzen
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    Take that as a sign of more problems to come and walk away now

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    Maggie Grover Bacher
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    maybe she has been abused. don't take it personal. do everything you can to take care of her emotionally

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    Anna Brandigi
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    10 years ago

    this seems fake :\

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    Anan Meem
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    Fart back!

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    Pi...
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    Think he meant for u to scavenge?

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    Wouter N
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    10 years ago

    Since when do you need to pay for receiving a text?

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    Anan Meem
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    Lol, we've all been there. I drank vinegar thinking was water.

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    Mlishka Faith Nielsen
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    Projections!!

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    Jennifer Tait
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    Always always always ask a persons before listing them as a reference. Best of luck

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    OdangaUsagi
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    The pull-out method hardly works anyways, they deserved it.

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    Amy Weiss
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    Looks like you need to get better.

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    Hugo Raible
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    Myspace is so 2009 ;)

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    Jenny Bell
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    When the phone rings do you pass out?

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    Maggie Grover Bacher
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    have some fun with it and break up with him every day for the next week. come up with a new reason every day

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    Fiona E. Ma
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    Not even funny!

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    Anne Wild
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    This is humilating....

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    Amy Weiss
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    Prove to him it does by giving him no orgasms. When he complains, explain that, well, his orgasms serve you no purpose.

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    Maggie Grover Bacher
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    ah yes, the #klutzlife. i know it well.

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    Pedro Silva
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    Well the neighbor's life sucks!!!

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    Lazy Panda
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    That just gives you time to see if you'll get back together later

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    Anan Meem
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    Why should you get in just because he's on the board of admissions?

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    Maggie Grover Bacher
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    then you don't need her. sleep it off along with the virus

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    that dog lover
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    6 years ago

    what.the.heck

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    Lazy Panda
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    I hope you broke up with him

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    Maggie Grover Bacher
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    but did she say yes?

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    Yugan Talovich
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    Look at the bright side, they must smell pretty nice.

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    Chris Hardtke
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    That's why you put the bags in your car and take them to any store with a dumpster. Use your brain.

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    Paige Cabral
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    10 years ago

    You should have returned the favor and peed.

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    Flora Polvado
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    Two weeks notice right there. I would wait tables.

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    Maggie Grover Bacher
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    it could be worse. she didn't ask how soon a paternity test could be done

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    OdangaUsagi
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    Well, how do you expect to succeed if they don't give you the right tools to succeed?

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    Lizzy Potter
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    What kind of people pick You deserved it? on all of them?!

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    Flora Polvado
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    You couldn't find a job elsewhere?

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    Jennifer Lewis
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    Nah. That doesn't happen.

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