We've all had the days when the only thing that's on our mind is "fuck my life". Whether you spill a cup of coffee across your keyboard, leave the oven on when you go to work, or arrive home only to find that you've left your house keys at the office, we've all had those fuck life moments. One might say that it's the Murphy's Law in action, others blame the wrong faze of the Moon, but more often it's just the universe giving you a funny fuck life or, for shorter, FML story to tell.

While the page fmylife.com, from which these stories came, was started in 2008, it had reached its glory age in 2009 when their book was published. At the same time, they were catering the public with a couple of thousands of daily FML stories submissions.

However bad you think your life might be, chances are it's not nearly as bad as it is for these people. Take a look at our FML stories list below to see what we mean. The tragically funny anecdotes that come from fmylife.com serve to remind us that no matter how bad things get, they could always be worse...

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#1

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Jocelyn Hancock 2 years ago

My compliment to you @ least she wasn't alone when when went!

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Yvonne Bernal 2 years ago

Maybe you should date your dentist!

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sara.8328 2 years ago

It reminds me of Ross Geller

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Yvonne Bernal 2 years ago

Poor Kayla, I hope she broke up with him before he had the chance to say anything to her.

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Andreas Danzer 2 years ago

Omg ... i have tears in my eyes!!!! That never happened - PLEASE tell me - that NEVER happened!!! Omg ... im laughing so hard!!!

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Bun Bunny! 2 years ago

Well, he DID care! I mean, it may seem like something little, but this means that someone, somewhere, is there for you, right?

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Carries 2 years ago

I wish I could unread this.

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.gas. 2 years ago

This is abuse. I have a friend who got accepted to several schools, but her parents threw out the letters from ones that were far away. Not sure how she found out, but they are not on speaking terms anymore. :-(

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Yvonne Bernal 2 years ago

Well at least you know what to get her for her birthday!

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seaufke 2 years ago

first time reading I thought this was between the dad and the roommate #brainfogisabitch

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