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Assuming you have passed the stage of thinking about what questions to ask your crush on the first date, the next, nonetheless crucial step, is to secure the second date. And then, my dear, you’re just a walk away from getting yourself a bae!

To help you with that, let us reveal one thing that instantly makes any person more attractive. And no, it’s not expensive perfume, a sports car, or designer clothes. Unless they are into material stuff. But we are looking for a soulmate, so we don't want that.

However, among all the glitz and glamor, one thing instantly makes any person more attractive and sexy: a sense of humor. There’s a reason why the phrase “the funny guy gets the girls" exists... It has been scientifically proven that people are attracted to other individuals who can make them laugh. So, while a fancy restaurant may help you secure yourself a second date, cute, flirty jokes and a good sense of humor are what will capture the heart.

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While dirty jokes might not always be appropriate, especially if you still haven’t reached first base, they may do the trick. However, if you want to play it safe, equipping yourself with some flirty jokes will turn you into Mr. (or Mrs.) Charming real soon. And who knows, if the vibes are it, flirty knock-knock jokes might also work magic!

Below, we’ve gathered some of our best jokes to crack around your crush or romantic interest to fire up that lovey-dovey feeling and trigger the release of those love chemicals. There are plenty of cute jokes to put in your back pocket, so waste no time and start pickpocketing from our list!

Don’t worry; we won't call the love police. Have a flirty joke that has worked wonders in the past? Perhaps helped you secure a date on Tinder? Let us know! Psst, these work great as conversation starters on Tinder!

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117 Flirty Jokes To Get Your Crush Smiling When a penguin finds its mate they stay together for the rest of their lives. "Will you be my penguin?"

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"If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I’d have a galaxy in my hand."

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"Darling, you are the most beautiful woman in this party! Did you invite these guests on purpose?"

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How to Use Humor in Flirting? 

Employing humor as your main weapon in the game of flirting might be a pretty ingenious idea. As we all know so well, humor reduces tension and creates an enjoyable atmosphere. And when the atmosphere is relaxed, you can start getting to know each other in a much more comfortable way. If you’re wondering how exactly you could use these flirty jokes to vow your crush, here are some tips: 

Playfulness. Flirting is all about being playful, isn’t it? Same with these corny flirty jokes – don’t take them (or yourself, for that matter) too seriously!

Authenticity. The whole idea behind flirting, aside from charming your beau, is showing your true personality. Thus, make sure the jokes you choose feel authentic to you. Yup, that means if you like dad jokes, choose flirty dad jokes to use; 

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Smile! A funny flirty joke can easily turn into a creepy one if your body language is sending a contradictory message. Don’t forget to smile so your crush knows your humor is light-hearted;

Check the response. Pay close attention to how your sweetheart is reacting to your cheesy jokes. If they find them funny, continue on, and if they don’t, look for another approach;

Respect the boundaries. While humor is a god-send tool in this whole flirting game, always be mindful of other people’s boundaries. Make sure your flirty knock-knock jokes, puns, and quips are always respectful and inoffensive. 

If you follow these pointers, you should be good to go with employing all of these hilarious flirty jokes to make him laugh! 

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117 Flirty Jokes To Get Your Crush Smiling "I’m no photographer, but I can picture us together."

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"Since there is only one of me, does that makes me a limited edition?"

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How to Jokingly Flirt With a Guy or a Girl?

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Good question! While we won’t be able to give accurate advice based on your specific situation, there definitely are quite a few tried-and-tested methods to dishing out flirty jokes to make her laugh every time. Or him, or they; anyone, really!

Light teasing — playful teasing is an absolute classic when it comes to flirting. Lighthearted comments about appearances or things being said raise the temperature significantly, but make sure your funny flirty jokes are good-natured;

Twisted compliments — instead of giving a straightforward compliment, add a humorous twist to it. Think like something along the lines of “Nice shirt! Did you raid your grandfather's closet?” Add a charming smile to it and watch the atmosphere heat up; 

Challenges — nothing works as good as a playful challenge! Challenge them on a lighthearted bet or competition for additional fun time; 

Puns and wordplay — if you think the best dad joke, flirty quip, or an impromptu stand-up show won’t work with your crush, try everyone’s beloved cute puns. Make them as romantic or as innocent as you’d like, but sharing a laugh always brings two people closer together. 

So, with all the bases touched and tips shared, it’s time for you to go and vow your bae! If you feel that you need to work a bit more on your flirty jokes before you do, though, continue scrolling through our list.

#7

"I don't have a girlfriend, I just know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that."

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#8

"Do you know what’s on Valentine’s Day menu?"

"Me-n-u."

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117 Flirty Jokes To Get Your Crush Smiling "If kissing is spreading germs… How about we start an epidemic?"

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#11

"Hey, can I follow you home?"

"What?"

"Oh sorry, it’s just my parents told me to follow my dreams."

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#12

"I’ll be Burger King and you be McDonald’s. I’ll have it my way, and you’ll be lovin’ it."

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Michael Neyra
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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Only works if her name is Wendy, but be careful she may want Five Guys instead

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117 Flirty Jokes To Get Your Crush Smiling "You’re so beautiful that last night you made me forget my pickup line."

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#15

"Babe, you're cuter than a puppy at an animal shelter, Cuz I want to take you home!"

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#16

Approach a woman in a bar and whisper "Hey, wanna get out of here?" If she says yes, you can sit where she was.

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#17

117 Flirty Jokes To Get Your Crush Smiling "Baby, you've bought yourself a cruise on the Love Boat. I'll be your captain."

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#18

Are you a campfire?

Cause you’re hot and I want s’more.

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#19

Do you like Nintendo?

Cuz “Wii” would look good together.

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#21

117 Flirty Jokes To Get Your Crush Smiling "Baby, if you were a fruit you’d be a fineapple."

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#22

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Egg!

Egg who?

Eggcited to meet you.

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#23

"You must be a full moon, coz every time you are around me, I turn into a beast."

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#25

Is your dad Liam Neeson?

Because I’m Taken with you.

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#26

117 Flirty Jokes To Get Your Crush Smiling "I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?"

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#27

"If my heart were to fly, your soul would be my airport."

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#28

"Are you a singularity?"

"Not only are you attractive, but the closer I get to you, the faster time seems to slip by."

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#29

"If I freeze, it’s not a computer virus. I’m just stunned by your beauty."

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#30

117 Flirty Jokes To Get Your Crush Smiling "I need more than 140 characters to tell you how beautiful you are."

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#31

Boy: "I have a pen you have a phone number. Think of the possibilities."

Girl: "I have a sandal you have a face. Think of Casualties."

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#32

"Girls are like internet domain names... the ones I like are already taken."

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#33

117 Flirty Jokes To Get Your Crush Smiling "I used to think love was abstract until you implemented it in MyHeart."

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#34

If you were a browser, you'd be called FireFoxy.

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Paul Chapman
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8 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And if you were a nerd, oh wait you are. Browser jokes really?

#35

"You smell like trash….. Can I take you out?"

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Jason Marin
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Pretty sure telling your crush they smell like trash is going to get you punched out.

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#36

"I want to be your handbag so I never leave your side."

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#37

117 Flirty Jokes To Get Your Crush Smiling "Hi, can I get your baseball jersey?"

"What?"

"You know your name and number!"

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#38

"I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?"

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#39

"I didn't know angels could fly so low."

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#40

You must be peanut butter because you're making my legs feel like jelly.

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#41

117 Flirty Jokes To Get Your Crush Smiling "I may not be the best-looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you."

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Paul Chapman
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8 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah that one sucks a*s to whoever wrote this! If you are going for self deprecating humor you are only supposed to put yourself down, not the person you are interested in. Try this instead, I may not be the best looking guy in here, but there are far worse.

#42

"I thought you'd be flattered that my dog found your leg so attractive."

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#43

"Impress them on your first date by showing up in a shirt with their face on it."

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#45

117 Flirty Jokes To Get Your Crush Smiling You wanna know who’s amazing and has the cutest smile ever?

Read the first word again.

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#46

"Me without you is like a nerd without braces."

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#47

Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium?

You must be because you are BeAuTi-ful.

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#48

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Aldo.

Aldo who?

Aldo anywhere with you.

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#49

117 Flirty Jokes To Get Your Crush Smiling "Excuse me?"

"Do you work at Little Ceasars?"

"Cuz Ur Hot And I'm Ready."

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#50

"You must be from Prague because I can't help but Czech you out."

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#51

"You give me Epsilon, I give you Delta. Together, we find limits."

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#52

A girl in a restaurant asked me "Are you single?". I happily replied "Yes". She took away the extra chair in front of me.

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#53

Save your breath... You'll need it to blow up your date.

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#54

117 Flirty Jokes To Get Your Crush Smiling "I may not be Dairy Queen, baby, but I'll treat you right!"

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#55

"Are you the energizer bunny?"

"Cause you just keep going and going through my mind."

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#56

You must be from Pearl Harbor, because baby, you're the bomb.

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#57

You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list.

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#58

117 Flirty Jokes To Get Your Crush Smiling "Forget hydrogen, you’re my number one element."

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#59

Mami you are on fire… Let me be the wind and make you even hotter.

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#60

"You have repainted my life with colors that were previously unknown to me!"

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Boy: "You know, unlike all these other guys, I can make you really happy."

Girl: "Why? Are you leaving?"

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117 Flirty Jokes To Get Your Crush Smiling Boy: "What’s it gonna take for you to come home with me?"

Girl: "Chloroform!"

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#63

"You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall… is in love with me."

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#64

"Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?"

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#65

"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put “U” and “I” together."

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#66

117 Flirty Jokes To Get Your Crush Smiling Are you made of copper and tellurium?

Because you’re CuTe.

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#67

Are you a parking ticket?

Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.

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#68

"I may not be a genie, but I can make your dreams come true."

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#69

Do you like my shirt?

It’s made out of boyfriend material.

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#70

117 Flirty Jokes To Get Your Crush Smiling "Well, here I am! What are your other two wishes?"

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Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Pauline!

Pauline Who?

I think I’m Pauline in love with you.

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#72

Knock, Knock.

Who’s there?

Needle!

Needle who?

Needle a little love right now.

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#73

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Honeydew!

Honeydew who?

Honeydew you know how fine you look right now?

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#74

117 Flirty Jokes To Get Your Crush Smiling Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Evvie.

Evvie who?

Evvie thing that I have is your darling.

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#75

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Candice!

Candice Who?

Candice be love I’m feeling right now?

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#76

"My love for you is like dividing by zero - it cannot be defined."

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#77

"Do you believe in love at first sight or do I pass by you again?"

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117 Flirty Jokes To Get Your Crush Smiling Your smile must be a black hole, nothing can escape its pull.

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#79

Are you a sheep?

Cause your body is unbaaaaalievable.

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#80

"We must be subatomic particles because I feel a strong force between us."

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#81

Every function without you will always be void of love.

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#82

117 Flirty Jokes To Get Your Crush Smiling "Does your skin feel burnt?"

"Because I think you must have just fallen down from heaven, and re-entry gave you a tan."

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#83

"Its girls like u that cause global warming!"

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#84

"According to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your hotness with me."

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#85

117 Flirty Jokes To Get Your Crush Smiling "Hey baby, if I supply the voltage and you some resistance, imagine the current we can make together."

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#86

"I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?"

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#88

"I feel so tired every time I meet you... Why? Because whenever I look into your eyes I can't find the way out."

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117 Flirty Jokes To Get Your Crush Smiling Take an ice cube to the bar, smash it and say: "Now that I've broken the ice, will you sleep with me?"

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#90

Guy: "Wanna go out?"

Girl: "I have a boyfriend."

Guy: "It's just like soccer, just because there's a goalie doesn't mean you can't score."

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Are you a cat?

Because you're purrrrrrfect.

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4 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What type of cat? A house cat, outside cat, abandoned cat, old cat, young cat, or a mother cat?

#92

"My idea of flirting is giving a girl 1 of my 10 tacos."

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#94

"It's hunting season and fox-like you shouldn't be out in the open!"

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#95

"Baby, you're so cute you made my page 404."

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#96

"Excuse me, I'm a little short on cash. Mind if we shared a cab home?"

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#97

117 Flirty Jokes To Get Your Crush Smiling "Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. Hate me because your boyfriend thinks so."

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#98

"Are you Vietnamese?"

"Cause I'm falling pho you."

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#99

"I want to ask you out, but I've got butterflies in my stomach. And worms. And maggots. And..."

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#100

Are you an exception?

"I bet I can catch you."

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117 Flirty Jokes To Get Your Crush Smiling Why does a blonde wear green lipstick?

Because red means Stop.

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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Exactly why you should wear red lipstick if someone says this to you

#102

"Excuse me, miss, can I have the time?"

"I’d check my watch but I can’t take my eyes off you."

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#103

"I’m sorry I wasn’t part of your past, can I make it up by being in your future?"

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#104

"My love for you is like dividing by zero – it cannot be defined."

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#105

117 Flirty Jokes To Get Your Crush Smiling "Roses are red, violets are blue, love never crossed my mind until I came across you."

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#106

Your name must be Coca-Cola because you’re so-da-licious.

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#107

Every function without you will always be void of love.

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#108

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Cheese.

Cheese who?

Cheese a cute girl!

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#110

Are you the square root of -1?

Because you can't be real.

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#111

"If I was the Grinch, I wouldn't steal Christmas. I'd steal you."

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#112

"Handsome, Sweet, Intelligent, spontaneous, good-looking, nice friends, charming, funny, well... Enough about ME! How about you?"

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#113

117 Flirty Jokes To Get Your Crush Smiling "You're like milk, I want to make you a part of my complete breakfast."

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#114

"I like jokes but I like hu mor."

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#115

"I was blinded by your beauty; I'm going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes."

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#116

"I've had so much to drink that you're beginning to look good."

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Olivia Sauls
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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

do you know how spider-man got bute my a soider to turn into spider-man bit me so you can be my man]

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117 Flirty Jokes To Get Your Crush Smiling "You are my methods. I am nothing without you."

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