One of the greatest things about life is the unknown future that yet awaits to be uncovered. It moves, even when we stand still — it won’t stop, not even for a minute. As life throws a problem or two our way, finding humor in bad situations is the key to a good life. For this reason, situational humor is something of high value that few possess, but everyone should. Even if the problem is small, a good sense of humor will do more good than a dry one.
As problems pile up and start to soak into your everyday activities, it becomes harder to ignore them. For this reason, you need a great sense of humor that can act like a shield. Some react to a situation with a dry sense of humor. They see an uncomfortable situation and try to ignore it. But ignoring a problem only postpones it. To the rescue comes a dark sense of humor. The ability to turn a horrible situation into a joyful one isn’t the easiest one. But sometimes, when something is out of our control, remember the golden rule — it is what it is!
Laughter is the best medicine we have — a good old laugh will always be a solution to any problem. If you are in need of a good laugh, or want to cheer up a friend, you might want to take a look below at the bad situations people encountered and how relaxed they were about it. If a situation is relatable enough — be sure to upvote it. Also, comment down below if you would have reacted differently!
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When My Daughter's Rat, "Wasabi Bobby", Is Nervous Or In A New Situation, He Holds Her Hand For Comfort
I think we ought to rename 'Rats'. It's just such a horrid-sounding word and has so many negative connotations, when in actual fact, they're very cute and friendly little fellows (wild ones, maybe not so much). My niece had two pet rats and they were really cute. I asked her if they bite, she said no, so I stuck my finger in to pet it and it bit me. In a cute way. Didn't draw blood. But the moral of this story is that my niece is untrustworthy.
Yeah! Why are they "Mice" then they grow past 3 inches and it's "Rat" So just like Parks and Recreation.. around work we now call the "MouseRat" 🥰🐀🐁🐭
Load More Replies...I love it when they do that! Or sometimes they'll just rest their paw on your fingertip, like their version of putting their hand over yours.
I cant wait for humanity to realise we are but one possible expression of being, no important to any other.. it's gone on too long, this evil division.
Someone At A Festival Offered Me A Little Bag Of Coke
I would love to have that little bottle of coke you are holding.
My Cousins Have Alopecia Universalis And An Excellent Sense Of Humor
Same, I thought the humour was that they put face masks on the mannequins
Load More Replies...My best friend has Retinitis Pigmentosis which causes near blindness to full blindness. One of her RP support group members went shopping by herself and stood in line for almost 30 minutes before she realized the people were mannequins.
I have cancer. First round of chemo and the hair went poof. I did this once to see if my daughter would notice that I wasn't standing there. It worked. Lololol
We're Redoing Our Lawn. Recently We Began Killing Off All Our Grass. I Didn’t Want Our Neighbors To Think We Were Neglectful Homeowners, So I Made A Sign…
I think the classic field windows wallpaper underneath is a nice touch
I'm going to do this just so I don't have to water my lawn during the drought! (Just kidding.... I no longer have a lawn)
My Kid Did This Portrait Of Me Over 10 Years Ago. I Still Look The Same
My Dog Chases Coyotes But Won't Go Pee In The Rain Unless I Cover Her With Plastic Bags
I have literally had a cobra sit on my foot and I was totes ok with it. Put a spider near me and I will make an exit you didn't know you needed.
Load More Replies...My little brother kills all the bugs in the house but like this dog he won't go outside in the rain unless he has a coat AND an umbrella.
How long did it take to figure out that she needed plastic bags, specifically 😂
But What About The Snakes?
This is understandable in my opinion and I think my last 3 houses would agree :)
My dog destroyed my room. I was confused why but then I saw a spider running around. Made me think of this so I went back to comment :)
I usually catch spiders and take them back outside. However, today I came across a member of the GOP, a black widow spider. It took off before I could dispose of it.
there is a spider on my ceiling and my mom wont let me kill it help me :,0
Well, He Ain't Wrong You Know
A Tree Fell On My Fence. Making The Best Of It While I Negotiate The Repair
Your neighbors will think your dog is a monster. They will never come near you. I need to do this.
the beware sign says Beware of "Dog", implying the destruction in the picture was caused by the escape of some monstrous dog-like creature
Load More Replies...Everyone Kept Hitting Their Heads As They Walked Down My Stairs, So I Hung A Sign As A Warning
I've been wondering, why do people say heads up when they really mean duck?
I never understood it either. But I think its to pay attention to your head?
Load More Replies...ITS A MALLARD ( i stole this comment from someone before when this was posted forgot your name thanks for making me laugh)
Where was that picture in my old house???? I think I got bald at 18/19 years old because of that, i would hit my head on the kitchen door 8 or 9 Times a day ( old house Over 150 years old, very low Doors )
The Local Newspaper Is Kinda Famous For Its Headlines
These 3 Businesses Go Together Like Peas In A Pod
Dam i was reading the posters on the shop when y’all were staring at the names
In Oakland, California across from the city court is a mini mall with a 24 hour lawyer, a bail bondsman, and a tattoo shop. Nuff said.
Actually, you are right. After you get a divorce, the man is bankrupt.
Load More Replies...There's a plaza in North Bay, Ontario, Canada that has a Bible store next door to a strip club
As I Snapped The Selfie, I Told Samuel L. Jackson To Pose How He Really Felt About Doing These Kinds Of Things
My Window Cracked So I Fixed It The Only Way I Know How
Yea, Gohan definitely would've beaten Tien, not the other way around
Load More Replies...My Dad Was The Only One At The Office Today, So He Made This Picture And Sent It To My Family
I imagine he must’ve had a productive day and a lot of spare time in order to be able to do that!!
I Didn't Think I'd Actually Lose In A Hide A Seek Game With My Nephew... (Told Him To Pose For A Pic)
I think it's fair to say he doesn't have ADHD if he could stay still and quiet long enough to fool you. As an unmedicated ADHD adult, I couldn't pull that off.
I hid my daughter in a trash bag (opening at top and she had water!) and set her on the floor by the kitchen trash can and she was never found! Out in plain sight!
I Came In To Find My Tortoise Like This
Putting the clues together, it seems he pooped, got it stuck on his foot, ran in circles trying to get it off, and flipped over. Good job buddy.
Poor lil guy, hope he is okay! They cannot turn back over without help.
If the owner had been gone long, he must be starving! + am i the only one who thinks its a tad gross that the turtle has a s**t on its foot and bp didnt sensor it?
Load More Replies...I know I can't possibly prepare for the story, but I'm gonna ask anyway: what happened?
Load More Replies...He needs a friend. A video the other day showed one giant tortoise turning over another.
Tortoise needs better suspention, if it topples from just making a U turn.... ( Running in circles is just a séries of unending U turns )
Barista Asked If She Could Make Me A “Surprise Coffee, Free Of Charge” And Comes Back With This
The Vet Called And Asked If They Could Use A Pic Of Our Cat For Marketing Purposes While He Was In For Dental Surgery. I Said Sure! Then They Sent The Pic…
“I see things now, Sharon. I see the heat-death of the universe. I see the quantum foam that writhes at the base of all existence. I see… are those Greenies?!”
Sharon, do you know what light through yonder window breaks? I now know..
Load More Replies...You can tell cats are egotistical because they start every sentence with 'me'.
An Owl Finding Something To Eat In The Snow
I Had To Cut Down A Tree In My Yard And Now I Feel Bad
Yea..... Im not a zoologist by any means, but Im preety sure that a squirrel lol....
Load More Replies...Someone go give him a hug (not actually cause you would probably get rabies, you know what i mean)
Poor squirrel. But he will find a new tree as long as no one else cuts them down, right?
I Too Enjoy Grammar Jokes. Too Bad We Had To Take It Down
Its pretty popular. I mean . . . 'd*cks in tray' vs 'd*ick's in tray'?
Load More Replies...Lol I love these signs. Tire Discounters in my own town does these everyday. So funny..
Renovating The House, Decided To Put This In The Wall Before Its Boarded Up So I Can Give The Next Person Who Renovates The House A Heart Attack
"Sorry, I forgot. It's just a friend of mine."
Load More Replies...The current home owner forgets it's there and rerenovates causing a heart attack from freight. Unsolved mysteries and a great story for the responding first responders
They even put a newspaper in so that they know when he was hidden :)
I Came In My Kitchen To Find A Lizard Using A Sponge As A Raft In The Sink
I watch lizards because I love them and study them and One day It rained so hard I was flooding and I found this family of 3 Cuban anoles one a sponge we left outside. I brought them inside and their fine now but I was the But that single handedly made my day
Spotted At My Local McDonald's. I Feel Uhhhh... Mocked
Sad to admit I still do this every single time. "Can I get uhh, how much is uhh, where's it at, uhh number 7"
In my country its "mä voisin ottaa, tota, öööööö" (at least in my region)
This Halloween I’m An Anti-Faxxer And There’s No Changing My Mind
Faxing killed my grandma. She died 1 week after faxing by getting involved in a car crash. Coincidence? I think not /s
Load More Replies...I’ve been faxxinated and the only side effect is I receive the occasional communication from 1988.
I’m sure that you have a [disabled] child. This is why I go all natural and use stone tablets instead. /s
Load More Replies...Someone In My Town Has Been Making The Best Out Of It Flooding
I always wondered what happened to my XL condoms during that flood…
You have my utmost respect. It's just so brave of you to share with the internet that you use Extra Little condoms. I'm like, a medium (I guess), and I wouldn't dare tell a soul, so kudos to you, my friend. In one department, you may be lacking, but those are balls of steel right there.
Load More Replies...When your life is falling apart but you learned to make the most of it.
Thought You Might Enjoy This. This Is The Norwegian Word For 'Speed Bumps'
Ohhh speaking on Norwegian lol, the hiunday Kona comed to my mind lol, hiunday dezigned the Kona to be primarily directed at younger active succefull women, which is great lol, if it wasn't the case that Kona means " house wife " in Norwegian, and its even better in Portuguese lmao... ( Well they changed its name to Kawai here, since Kona sounds like Cona which literally means c**t )
Humor In The Times Of Corona
Used to run rides at theme parks. Often the dispatch booth would be semi-enclosed with a sign on the plastic: "do not disturb operator" (bc we can't talk to you, or even really look at you, while the ride is running; it's a safety issue). There were many jokes about adding "we're disturbed enough already!"
It’s Not The Years, It’s The Mileage But These Positive People And Their Cars Have Lots Of Life Left
My van is already a glorious dumpster fire of stickers and decals. I gotta get one that says “Tis but a scratch!” for the body damage on the side, for sure XD
Friend Of A Friend's Pooch Dragged The Sprinkler In Through The Doggy Door
once my dog was stand on my brother because his window was open. my brother didnt like it because it hurt. so he thought that if he shut the window my dog will go. he shut the window but my dog then pressed on the button that opens the window and got back to standing on him
Like the movie Hotel for Dogs. Watch it its awsome
Load More Replies...It's too hot outside...think I'll take my toy inside and play (dog probably)
Last time I saw this same picture it was "my dog", make up your mind please.
My Nephew Said "I Think The Milk's Gone Bad."
My Dad Makes My Step Mom Take Pictures Of Him Doing Weird Things When We Have Record Breaking Low Temperatures
I would be very, very sad to walk up to that table and discover it was just a joke!
Picked Up A Fancy Cake For My Husband On Our Anniversary
Is he gonna do the "Homer Simpson" where he excuses himself and you hear footsteps of running followed by a car screeching away?
I swear a woman has a Rolodex in her brain that she can refer to and can pull out anything at any time the husband has either done wrong or has forgotten to do.
What Was The Most Passive Aggressive Email You Received From A Professor?
I got one that said congratulations on achieving the best score on your final putting me .1 percent off from passing the class. I would like to see you next semester but not that much so enjoy the curve I gave the class just for you. And literally he gave everyone a .11 percent curve did nothing for anyone else and confused the entire class.
Pulled Up The Carpets In Newly Purchased House To Find This
The Sutherlands possession date took on an entirely different meaning.
My Brother Who Lives A Few States Away Sent Me A Letter Through The Mail
This reminds me of when my oldest aunt kept complaining to my father that she never received any news from him and to just send her a blank page so she knew he was still alive - they lived 8 hours away from each other. He sent a blank page. I thought it was hilarious; she didn't.
Corner Of My Thumb Got Cut Off By A Grinder. So Had To Make The Best Of A Bad Situation. I Give You Julius Thumb, Leader Of The Hand Empire!
After the accident, Stan was only ever able to flag down hatchbacks when hitchhiking.
My Pregnant Wife Sent This To Me At 2:12am This Morning. I'm Going To Guess That My Snoring Was Quite Bad Last Night
That and child support, which the ex spends on herself, and won't let you see your kids..
Load More Replies...Only fair, with Roe vs. Wade being gone this should be implemented
Load More Replies......except if the husband has had kidney stones. Then he trots that experience out as "just as bad." (Ask me how I know...)
I Felt Bad Taking A Picture, But He Didn’t See
Thats hilarious, i'v done worst lmao, i once got in an elevator and the man on front of me had a similar type shirt, but its One of those that says c**p " study says, the lack of sex makes you vision blury " and the lettering gets blury as you read along, só i ended up with my face almost burried on the man's chest and didn't even notice... We had a few laughs, and got to the conclusion i needed a girlfriend....
My grandmother(GM) was blind, had been since birth so was pretty good about getting around. Was with her one day and ran into a friend of hers. She had recently had a laryngectomy (had her voice box removed) due to smoking and my GM hadn't seen her since then and had forgotten about it. I stood there for about 15 minutes watching a mute woman write notes to a blind woman, while she yelled at the top of her lungs a foot from her face, because she didn't realize what was happening and thought she was just being rude and ignoring her. I know I should have done or said SOMETHING, but my brain stalled out deciding between laughing and stopping it. I would pay to see that again.
This Is How You Capitalize On A Bad Situation
The Fourth Largest City Of Sweden, Uppsala, Is Currently Flooded. The Swedes Aren’t That Concerned
Well...it isnt that currently. Had to check as it is winter here and most impressive had people bathed. Flooding was in july 2018, but the did indeed enjoy it!
Erm when it floods usually sewage and nastiness is in the water. Seems fun, but no.
Make the best out of a situation! That is exactly what i would do!!! Take a boat or raft, it isn't that bad. I don't honestly care. as long as everyone is safe and okay.
Military Veteran Buddy Of Ours Has A Great Sense Of Humor
The Most Scariest Ghost Of Them All
Someone ghosted him as in read his text (green boxes) and never responded.
Load More Replies...Making The Best Out Of A Bad Situation
Didn't Have Time To Read It I Guess
My Dad And His Morbid Sense Of Humor Make Their Way To The Family Reunion
It was true. Dad went out for cigarettes immediately after the photo and never came back.
Geez the dad has the expression "That's funny right? Ok let's go take a walk alright?"
What A Confusing Sign
The Struggle Of Being A Southeast Asian In The Netherlands
I didn’t think asians could see their reflections anyway. No, wait. That’s vampires.
I can't help but look at the reflection of the tiles. Their surface design makes them look wet as though there is a steady waterfall flowing down the walls.
Ha lol. Try being a dutch kid! Although, sometimes they have kiddie mirrors
To be fair that mirror is likely about 6ft or so off the ground.
Optimistic Goose
My Friends Coworkers Make People Wear "The Box Of Shame" When They Tell Bad Jokes Or Ask Stupid Questions
Let’s hope that friend don’t see ur comment (this comment is not meant to cause offence)
Load More Replies...This should be a thing lol, granted i would spend most of the day widout being able to see the sun light ( given my sense of humor ) but it would still be funny.
Damn forget the bag over the head to hide ugly Amazon boxes might be cheaper. But damn those legs got me going wanting to know more about her
Talk About Making The Best Of A Bad Situation (Charlestown, MA)
Admit it, you thought that sound in your head...
Load More Replies...What is the bad situation here? I'm confused 🤔 Signed- An Atlantic Canadian
The Effect Of Tinder On Roommate Relations
Damn straight! Nothing worse than expecting your favourire chilled treat, after a long day, and it's gone! 😤😖
Reminds me of the time i had to put signs on my window to keep my mom from opening them
Replaced My Little Sisters Graduation Photo With One Of The Supreme Leader 3 Weeks Ago. Dad Still Hasn’t Noticed
did this at work, a month passed before I gave up and changed it back. then someone asked if someone was moving the pictuers about
*cries with laughter* I'll try this too. Someday.
Load More Replies...I Met A Man Today With A Pretty Good Sense Of Humor
Reminds me of this joke: What do you say when you see a bald man with rabbits tattooed on his head? He had a lot of hares. (sorry, I'll show myself out)
I've seen this tattoo just above a guy's pubic hair. I didn't think it was that funny there, but this is.
Funny way of making up for your bald spot!! so clever and talented. This old man makes me feel better about my haircut. :D
Trying To Make The Best Of My Hospital Stay
I mean maintaining a sense of humor in a shítty situation is a great trait in a partner!
Load More Replies...Lol I got stories about my two month hospital stay.. be censored to hell here though! 🤣
This Hotel Has Clear Instructions For An Emergency Situation
Gotta Make The Best Out Of The Worst Situations
A Heater Melted A Hole In My Trashcan So I Got Creative
My Friend's Red-Haired Daughter Has A Self-Deprecating Sense Of Humor, She Put This In The Fridge
Fun fact: a ginger's skin is easiest removed with a spoon.
Same with blonds I've tried it myself
Load More Replies...Her hair is ginger and she put her photo in a pile of ginger
Load More Replies...My Dad Got In Trouble At The Barn For Cutting A Horses Hair And Everyone's Pissed Off. I Felt Bad For Him Until I Got This Picture From My Mother
Horse now hás a " redneck " hair style lol, bangs on the front and mullet on the back.
Putting Candy Cane Pieces In Cookies Is A Bad Idea
I did the Walking gingerdead one year for our gingerbread house theme (:
Load More Replies...Lol how did you not guess that would happen!? It's pure sugar! ..and worse if in the usa
There's No Bad Weather, Just Bad Attitude
They would do this in Florida but with canoes (in, like, 2013 I think? They stopped I think..?)
Load More Replies...That's got to be the best pirate I've ever seen! *cue pirates of the Caribbean music*
Local Wendy’s Meets Its End
German Paramedics Being Funny
They put medical supplies on the pole as if to heal it
Load More Replies...Celebrating My First Divorceversary And The Office Girls Bought Me A Cake
My Buddy Puts Up Billboards For A Living And Is An Avid Disc Golfer, So A Group Of Local Discers Pooled Together Enough Money To Pull This Prank
Meanwhile I can't work up the interest to Google what disc golf is. Dude should be grateful for his friends.
It's golf with frisbees and YES ITS AS BORING AS IT SOUNDS. But instead of an excuse to drink it's an excuse to smoke weed.
Load More Replies...There’s A Gap In The Cabinets Because Of An Angled Sink. Countertops Get Installed On Monday
That's some brilliant stuff there. Future heart attack and probably a visit from the cops...
A harmless roach looking for a midnight snack will definitely lose it
Load More Replies...Boy, gives you a whole new approach to having "skeltons in your cupboard."
Koreans Have Some Fantastic Names For Businesses. Probably The Best Name For A Bar
Ahh, I miss the days where translating Hangul into English confused the hell out of anyone who only spoke english..
Mate Was In An Accident And Had Two Scars On His Leg. Took The Best Out Of A Bad Situation
Getting this done with the scars from my hip replacement! Sadly, no one will probably ever see them...
Husband has a "slit" scar on his back from two surgeries. We call it his "piggy bank" mark.
No Such Thing As Bad Publicity. Wally’s Pub Here On The NH Seacoast, Brilliantly Seeing To It
There's a place that had such bad service that after people shared videos, business actually increased! Everyone wanted to experience the sh1t
we found him on Yelp... our troubles all ended on the day that we befriended him
I'd have to try my luck since they obviously have a great sense of humor.
It was probably a waiter fresh out of high school looking for the questions for the test not realizing the test is now REAL and school failed him to pass the test of how to think and work as an individual.
Make The Best Of A Bad Situation
Always Good To Have Humor In Dire Situations
Guys Who Came To Fix My Car Are Watching A Tutorial.... To Fix The Car
They have electronics uncovered, and may be looking at a circuit diagram.
Nah it's immigrant workers they have to translate the problem they see from English to Spanish so they can figure out what's wrong, translate it from Spanish to English to show the owner, then back to Spanish to tell the guy on the phone who is in India at the call center with an outdated manual that could of been found in the glove compartment of the broken car.
Load More Replies...Same with doctors! When I go to mine, I say my symptoms, and she turns the screen around, to share web md's advice! 🥴 didn't work either.. gawdammit!
Similar to doctors googling something during an appointment, these guys presumably have a huge knowledge base through which to filter the information they're watching. We could look up the same video and have no idea what they're talking about, or worse - *think* we know what they're talking about and totally screw it up.
Some pictures like these are purposely baiting commenters to make asses of themselves just so they can get cred online as a virtue signal
Me : HEY CAR REPAIRERS!!! i really don't have much time, if you aint a pro then why are you f*****g and wasting ur a*s time while my car needs to be fixed. Them: Hold on, we are repairing your car. its gonna take a while. so please just wait. Me: MORONS HOW LONG CAN YOU EVEN STAY
Yea..... Nop, you don't Touch my car, if you need to watch a turorial 1st, sorry, that i can also do, and i don't because i don't trust myself not to f**k up, my mechanic's have to know what they are doing widout frikking " YouTube "
This Is A Grave Situation Handled With Humor
How To Lose Gracefully
Reminds me of people who scream stuff like this on voice chat after losing in Fortnite
And then they say "Whoops, sorry. Wrong chat, didn't mean you." Someone did this in class two years ago . . .
Load More Replies...Remember To Make The Best Of Every Situation
"OH NOOOOOOOOOOO" - When you realize you'll have to get that thing fixed EVENTUALLY.
Load More Replies...My brother in law when over weight and wearing a red shirt had an employee yell out Hey COOL AID. Good thing he is an outstanding boss.
My Local Cold Stone Has A Good Sence Of Humor
Some reason I feel kids will do this more and you're going to be cleaning more glass regardless of cute sign
Snowed In? Positive People Make The Best Of It
I would probably have a heart attack, seeing that in the middle of the night 😆
I lived in Summerside, PEI for a few years. We had storms like this a couple of times each winter. We called them "charlies"
"Why Won't The Doors Unlock?"
Karens will see a random act of vandalism.
Load More Replies...Making The Best Of A Cracked iPhone
i need to find a picture that can drill many places on my phone. i have a lot of cracks.
Just use a photo of someone trying to break out 😁
Load More Replies...I'm On Crutches For 3 Months, But Making The Best Of The Situation
Making The Best Of Our Most Recent Roof Leak
That's mold not water pretty sure your gonna have a lot of black mold to deal with good luxk
As someone very allergic to mold, this is why I was sick the entire time I was in public school or office buildings. Reasonable accommodations and disabled access are about more than wheelchairs. Moldy buildings are not accessible.
Load More Replies...My Brother Gives Me A Modified Kids Card For My Birthday Every Year
I think the point is that his brother modified the card by replacing the B with an F so it did say that
Load More Replies...My Wife Found This On One Of Her Tables Today At Work
I thought tips are calculated before tax? Then it's higher, would be ~25% if 5% tax
Load More Replies...this is so weird since theres no tipping in my country, absolutely none
It's a dumb culture to expect a tip, especially trying to guilt you because they dont get paid enough.. unionise maybe? Shouldn't be our job! Jeez! So tired of the poor and struggling, paying the rich.. disgusting
Load More Replies...I Just Wanted To Make Some Pizza Dough At Home
that’s not pizza…I see boobies…and I don’t think that’s my dirty lesbian mind acting up 🤭
Fairly sure just saying dirty mind would have the same effect.
Load More Replies...Looks like roti when frying it on the stove. imagesqtbn...sqpCAU.png
Making The Best Of A Bad Situation
Making The Best Of It
Considering the stack of moving boxes in the back, I'm guessing it's a newly opened position.
Making The Best Of A Bad Situation
I'm my country , NZ atm, there's a big problem of teens (well, 8-14 mostly) hot wiring kia's, and ram raiding businesses.. here about 1 or 2 a week ..
Taught on social media, tik tok to be precise.
Load More Replies...This actually happened at a fabric store -- while I was inside, trying to work. (Everybody was okay, but the glass doors were toast.)
My Parents Took Advantage Of The Graduation Sign Trend To Crap On Me For Dropping Out
that is mean of them, but why did you drop out of yale? It's one of the best colleges ever?
im just asking. i dont want to be offensive
Load More Replies...Mean my butt look up how much Yale costs. Would not be coming home here.
Damn that is great. F*****g Yale to boot from CT and most locals rather see a community college graduation then Yale, Yale grads are just SO STUPID. I am constantly at the hospital for Griffin if a doc says they are Yale grad I just leave and find another doc they f****d my life up enough and nearly killed my mom and a few others I know
As a parent I find this inspiring. Once the children are old enough to drop out of college they're fair game.
Not cool. I was shamed regularly starting 30 years ago until the day Daddy died. And in the same breath he would brag about retiring at 51. Which he could ONLY afford to do because I left. And he NEVER said this to anyone. A TOTAL assshole move.
Load More Replies...What if they paid, but knew he didn't want to go there in the first place?
Load More Replies...Chair Broke But Silver Linings And All That
do you ever in the middle of a zoom call and need to take a shat well introducing the new chair toilet. this toilet looks like a chair so you can take a c**p in front of everyone. limited time now
Just make sure you mute your microphone strategically.
Load More Replies...This seems like it could sell quiet well for sorority houses and s**t. Pun intended
My Son Knows How To Spread Out His Words!
Haaaate when they put the Explain on the end. IT JUST IS, I'M SORRY I DON'T HAVE A BANANA TO SHOW YOU
It asks to explain why the PEN is longer than the chalk. The explanation is it's longer than the chalk because the marker is longer than the chalk(picture) and we are told (text) that the pen is longer than the marker. This is why your teachers tell you to read the question fully before answering
Load More Replies...Seriously though? Censoring penis? Its a medical term, not a dirty word, BP.... smh
Ummm explain: I am man I use my eyes I don't measure with bananas.
I Live In Florida, And Our Apartment Courtyard Is Flooding, These Guys Are Making The Best Of It
I dunno ... there's an even chance of an alligator in there with you!
There was footage on the new tonight of the flood waters in Queensland, where kids were playing in the water. Next picture was of a crocodile, with a warning!
Load More Replies...urgh don't swim in floodwaters, full of sewage and waste and debris
There is some nasty sewer water mixed in there - good luck with the infectious muck!
His Beard Was So Refined
My BF And I Forgot About The Cookies In The Oven While Playing Settlers Of Catan. We Made The Best Of A Bad Situation
I Wonder If Everything Is Half Price?
We came across a divorce sale and the guy running it was selling everything for a dollar, lol. I got to talking with him and he said his wife left him for his best friend and had been lagging on coming to pick up her stuff. He gave her a deadline or he'd sell it all for $1 each..., and she thought he was kidding lol
Gave My So Some Advice: Brush Your Teeth Before Applying Lipstick
Glad they explained it was lipstick can't even tell you what I was picturing.
I Asked My Girlfriend How Badly Her Screen Was Cracked After She Dropped Her Phone... She Sent This
they sent a screenshot of the lock screen because they were tryna get a photo of the crack but some people just have dumb moments ya know lol
Load More Replies...This isn't half as bad as some of the dumb things computer techs see every day
