Who knew feminists could be so funny!? Turns out, not only do they have perfect comebacks that leave others speechless, but they're absolutely hilarious too!
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OMG. I laughed so hard I expelled my menstrual cup which fell down because no panties underneat my dress because I spilled blood in them earlier and now the man standing in front of me on the bus who has blood all over his shoes but he hasn't noticed yet because he's concentrated on his phone so I'll just subtly pick it up and run out the bus wearing it as a f*****g victory hat.
Lmfao!!! Tampocalypse!!! I would defo join this add!! Rambo head band and all :D
Everyone who likes this one should see this: https://youtu.be/8Q1GVOYIcKc
How about funny posts people with this sort of humor will laugh about? Also, I just love the Tampocalypse idea!
I kinda relate the the rape part. Same s**t happened to me and I was told the same by people who do not understand the emotional trauma that people like us go through.
Sorry to hear that. I hope everything is a lot better for you nowadays.
Load More Replies...I've also been bitten by a dog once as a lil kid and I bit it back. Yes, it survived the bite.
I had a OBGYN tell me "you need to get over it. It's not like you were abused by a speculum."
I had an equally compassionate gyno who said, "Why are you crying? This isn't a date"
Load More Replies...I think people who are scared of all dogs because they were bit by one ARE paranoid though. Also, the problem with just killing people accused of rape is that sometimes they aren't actually the rapist.
Also, and this is probably the most important thing, who the f**k tells such a person to just "get over it"? I have never heard of such a person.
Load More Replies...Not every dog is put down if they bit a person. I have been bitten by three dogs and their still alive.
I hate the way that when dogs bite a person, they get put down, then when a cat bites a person, they are like "lol just being a cat."
Yes, but wary of something and generalizing something to where it becomes sexism are two different things
It reminded me about something I heard about medieval Poland. In Gnezdno they took rapist to bridge and nailed his s*****m to railing and left him there with nice, sharp knife. He was allowed to go away any time he had balls to cut his balls.
Yeah, so awesome that women can get away with forcing boys to send d*ck pics, then use those pictures as blackmail to r*pe the boys, because exposing them will get the BOYS in trouble, when SHE should be getting into trouble for forcing underage boys to send the pictures to her.
Load More Replies...Wow so if boys use naked pictures of teenage girls to shame and blackmail the boys are mongrels. If a girl does it to teenage boys it's cute and she's superwoman? It's ok though because they're dirty bastards for sending her d**k pics. Call her out on sending naked pics though and it's victim blaming. Wow hypocrisy much?
I kinda agree with you, but there's a slight difference of context: D**k pics are often sent unsolicited, which is an aggression in itself, whereas naked pictures of teenage girls are often (heavily) asked for. Sad both ways anyway.
Load More Replies...Whilst I fully disagree with unsolicited d**k pics, this is not an appropriate response. We trash men who shame women online (and offline) because of their naked selfies, we drag them through lawsuits and social scrutiny yet we applaud a woman for blackmailing men who send her d**k pics? It's not ok to teach younger generations to "rule the world" by stepping over others, males or females, as good as it might feel in the moment.
There is a problem when we live in a society that raises males that think it is okay to send d**k pics. Good for her turning it to her advantage, but this is a sad testament about the society we live in.
It is "OK" for boys to send d*ck pics . . . you act like they did it by choice. She forced them to send the pictures. They didn't do anything wrong, she did, and used the images SHE FORCED them to send as blackmail to r*pe them.
Load More Replies...if these boys (or their parents) get a clue & report her she will be charged with distributing child pornography have to register as a sex offender if convicted - so yeah she's going places - juvenile detention & house arrest...
Your sister is in fact going places, just not the right places. And by the way, 16 year old girls don't just get 30 "d**k pics" just because they're "pretty"
She's behaving with the same consideration and forethought as the guys who sent the pics. Wonderful. Aim low in life"
Sure, but society tells boys they need to be rich, funny, sharp-witted and with a big muscular chest.. !
They also tell girls to marry a rich man, be flawless, neat and have big boobs and butts
Load More Replies...Hey, I'm a girl who gets made fun of and I still think I'm beautiful without makeup, I think makeup brings out the Be-you In be-you-tiful :D
i never wear makeup to school being 10 and all but i've got a friend who, a day after we became friends, DURING GYM CLASS of all places, told me he likes me... so i guess we look good without makeup after all, girls
By experience I can tell you that there are more girls that think they need makeup to look good than boys that think girls need makeup to look good. Stop 'whining and blaming society' and start believing in yourself. All those problematic thoughts usually come from low self esteem, you can either fight it or accept it but blaming ''society'' or whatever ain't gonna solve your problems.
don't really understand how it is linked to feminist in anyway but I love the guy's answer :D
It isn't really connected to feminism, but feminism did change girls getting proper sex education. I'm sure this guy didn't think of feminism when he said this, though
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If he believes those are boobs, then he hasn't seen too many of them.
They look like boobs to me. I think I'm familiar with boobs, I've had them since I was 9.
Load More Replies...Should have just told him no. I do not feel that this was a feminist move.
Plot twist: knees become the new sexy thing in women and everyone forgets about boobs, so women have to start hiding their knees and show more boobs without a problem.
HAHA! Oh I'm gonna start doing this to the next guy who asks me...when they do
Don't call this feminism. It's just banter within women, like there is within men. I haven't seen feminism yet
A few are political - under the joking. The rape one, the boys with make-up one and others
Load More Replies...Ooh I got some harsh downvoting. Don't know why. I didn't say anything offensive. Pedantic, sure, but not offensive.
It's because you mentioned porn... and porn is supposed to be bad, evil and degrading to everyone. .. meh.
Load More Replies...There is a difference Between mesandery (can't spell) and feminism this being the first
I Fall and Winter I have Bored Panda legs, arms, and life.
Load More Replies...It's not that I'm trying to make a statement by not shaving my legs . . . I'm just lazy.
yup... that answer just took effort, I may need to rest now.
Load More Replies..."but it's unhygenic" yes, because men have automatic disitnfectan in their pores so they can grow lots of hair and it's perfectly clean, but when women do it it's gross because they don't have disinfectant. i know this because i am a doctor i have a phd (/s)
I specifically brought 6 months supply of nude tights in spring to see my furry little legs through to autumn and winter!
Anyone who freaks out about sports games (and I've definitely been around women who do) astound me. I can't watch most of those things with any enthusiasm.
you know that not all men like football and that my neighbour girl was screaming like hell for the last cup?
Same here. I hate sports and my neighbor's daughter screams at the tv just as much as he does... Probably because she grew up with him doing just that.
Load More Replies...We should come up with a word for men who get too excited about sports... Ganihools... Nihoolgans... Something like that. So we can easily identify them.
"over-glorified game of fetch" is definitely the best thing i've heard reading funny tumblr posts on BP
I ALWAYS REFER TO BALL SPORTS AS "people chasing balls around a field like dogs"
I am forced to watch man united and when they lose my BF won't speak for like 2hours!! The peace and quiet lately is AWSOME!!!! Keep playing crappy guys!! :D
From my understanding emotional sportsball reactions come from suppressing other emotions. The stadium a place where they can feel safe expressing themselves.
Ok. Maybe it's my inner geek, but I laughed a little too long at this thread.
Hahahaha. Same here. By far this my favorite. Haha
Load More Replies...To be honest, I'm not sure about my bra size in the first place. There seems to be no standardized i international scale. But then again, given the variety of breasts... Ah well, gotta keep trying on every time.
me too, i'm too scared to have someone at the store measure me
Load More Replies...HAHAHA I'm going to use this on the next guy who asks about my bra size, just to confuse them ;)
HAHAHAHA I'm gonna use this on the next dude who asks for my bra size, just to confuse them
It's the same as why women ask "how tall are you?" Most people are shallow but would never admit it in public but prefer to ridicule others
It feels like everyone asks about height, regardless of gender.
Load More Replies...Ikr but I thought for a minute that fiat said flat so I read it as"if this lady was a car she'd run you down flat"!!😂😊
Load More Replies...Wow, ugly car. Fiat was pretty deluded. Not all cars were this ugly in the 1970s.
Especially the muscle cars; Challenger, Charger, Barracuda, Coronet, GTX... Theses where sexy! 😘
Load More Replies...fiat. what the fück are you talking about. that car looks like a shoebox.
This seems way too serious for the intention of the post and/or billboard graffiti.
Load More Replies...That kind of stuff drives me crazy, and with either sex, though the women are more noticeable due to the insistence on touching up their make-up all the time. However, for certain social classes in certain times, I think stuff like eyebrows CAN be perfectly groomed and a thin waist and/or large breasts could totally happen. Probably not common among the vikings, but in the days when ladies wore corsets, sure.
I hate unrealistic movies. HOW CAN YOU LIKE SOME MOVIE CHARACTERS DO AND STILL HAVE PERFECT HAIR AND MAKEUP?
this isn't just women. how about "i'm a man in a dystopian universe and my beard is perfectly shaped" but yes, i do agree it's worse in women.
yeah movies do this thing where a girl can be stuck on an island and she's perfect months later but guys grow a beard instantly and end up dirty...
when in reality you're curled up in a ball eating chocolate and crying
Oh no, not just a ball, the exact position must be found for the most possible comfort, which is not a lot really
Load More Replies...what about wanting to flip off everything and eating while laying down in a ball watching youtube just me k
maybe because they are not on their period and they want to show off their tampons?
You forgot curled up bloated eating chocolate & crying with the occasional emotional freak out if someone pisses you off Lol
To stop cramps I curl up in a weird shaped squatting ball. But my knees have to be not to close from my stomach and not to far either.
You do realize that for many women it is indeed every time, right? I mean, I'm lucky-ish in that I bleed heavy for seven straight days, but I'm relatively pain free. But I know people personally who are curled up in a ball in excruciating pain every month even with BC and pain meds. Endometriosis and PCOS can be terrible
Load More Replies...And many women like to cook, duh... go change a tire!
Load More Replies...Heehee! I started (teasingly, of course) doing this to my husband.
I actually do that at work, lol. "Hey, come here and lift this heavy thing. This is Man's Work." even though I can totally do it myself :p
i saw this and kept it in mind for the next time i had a guy tell me to make him a sandwich and i told him to go fix a car
Twazzock is my new favourite word.
Load More Replies...I think that the fact he is a caucasian is pretty much irrelevant in this matter.
yea lets make fun of his appearance cause we dont agree because we are petty
Load More Replies...Funny how some guys think it's the woman's fault they got friendzoned... there's a reason she's not taking your creepy, misogynist c**p
Maybe because the idea of a friendzone is kind of misogynistic in itself?
Load More Replies...The thing that I hate about the word 'friend zoned' is the assumption that only women do it. I've been friend zoned by many a guy but unlike the men who complain about friend zoning I accept that they're just not into me rather than feeling entitled to their affections because I was 'nice' to them or whatever.
"Friend zoned": A word your sex pest friends created to justify their unreasonably lecherous behaviour...
Guys who complain about being friend zoned are just mad because they've already put you in the "romantic relationship only" zone
More like the I-feel-that-you're-obligated-to-have-sex-with-me-and-I-don't respect-that zone
i friendzoned a guy but we're only in the sixth grade so it doesn't matter and we're really good friends
100% correct, clothes don't say what people can do to you (not even with text on them)!
exactly... dress codes shouldn't exist if boys gets distracted then they're the ones in trouble
This reminds me of me, me, me, me, me, me, me and me. Oh! I almost forgot, my best friends
My dad when my thighs are 2 inches apart me- slides down into the splits.
Load More Replies...same with "doesn't that shirt have another button?" (aka getting shamed for wearing v-neck stuff)
i enjoy sitting with my legs out and once on a road trip i got called out for it and i was like "WHYYYYYY"
Load More Replies...Wow, look at the slit in the bottom of the box . . . way too revealing.
Seriously, f**k this s**t. I bet these places ALSO want to ban the burkha
oww i'm hurting because i'm sore and laughing hurts but this THIS is funny
italy has VAT at 22%. 5% is the VAT applied on essential products over here. so.
Feminine products should be covered as medications in my opinion.
We're painting the white house red, we're painting the White House reeeeed! BARACK:Pardon me but why is my home reddddd???
The plot twist is before they said hold on ill get my mom the stranger was going to continue with "to talk about serious issues that need to be addressed in todays society"
Guys don't get enough sexy costumes. If they even involve some sort of nudity it's usually "comedic nudity" like a Borat swimsuit or something.
That is your opinion! My husband was a very sexy princess in college!
Load More Replies...If you know where you lost your virginity isn't it just misplaced then lol
also my mom can't call my virginity 18 times and then ask why i didn't pick up
Also with leggings: OHMYGOSH! I CAN VAGUELY MAKE OUT THE SHAPE OF YOUR LEGS! IT IS TOO POWERFUL! or with ripped jeans: AAAAGGHHHH! I CAN SEE 1 INCH OF YOUR KNEE! I AM IN LOVE! HEAD OVER HEELS MY STUNNING ENCHANTRESS!
Load More Replies...my name is Alec, and that was my bff, soooo.... justified. I got detention but it was worth it.
THIS is the "male feminists" we want not the lowkey misogynistic ones that only say they're feminist to get girls
I am doing this next time. Sincerely, a girl who gets catcalled at age 12.
Ew that's gross who would catcall a 12 year old OR ANYONE here's another way to scare them away Start acting like a bird or butterfly yelling "BARK BARK IM. A DINO" I think it will work
Load More Replies...This makes me think of the one person who... I'll just post it here and save us all time. 8172887f1b...87fd_1.jpg
if i ever get catcalled (which i might bc im 12 and have large breasts and a shapely body) I am so doing this
Lol! I growl if they come too close, tends to be more effective than saying 'p**s off' xD
Load More Replies...I was practising my ballet the other day and this guy catcalled me so I just shrieked like a banshee while dancing and making severe eye contact. He then left haha
Stop people using emojis that don't actually equal the word. I've seen eggplant/aubergine being used to represent a penis. Those things don't look like any penis I've seen.
If it does look like an eggplant, that probably means a trip to the doctor is in order...
Load More Replies..."Boys will be boys" is one of the most sexist statements I've heard. It's sexist to males because it implies that that's how all males act, and it's sexist to females because it implies they shouldn't be able to do anything about it.
This saying pisses me off so much. Not just "boys will be boys" but also "she's just being a girl" or "Oh, that is just such a ____ thing to do!" and "That's just what s/he's like". Like NO. If what they're doing is wrong or insulting, they will be held accountable!!
I care because they do not belong to you, just like the rest of my body!
I've been masturbating since I was 7yrs old, I don't understand what the big deal about hiding it is supposed to come from... I don't do it for a crowd, but I've never been ashamed to admit it. lol
Sounds like he's the d**k who drives them away Lol Run ladies Run!!!!!!!!!
It could mean that he specifically dates women who've developed borderline personality disorder from growing up under abusive conditions... But that still leaves the door open for him being a big piece of s**t.
Or he simply has the gift to make normal women go crazy. It's not always only the woman's fault, you know. Just saying...
Load More Replies...It's not about feminism at all, it's about privacy and for the girl not to feel uncomfortable and to be honest it's actually a lot of female teachers in the news over molesting students lately.
LEMME TELL YOU, PEOPLES, SOMETHING ABOUT MY SCHOOL'S DRESS CODE!! A few days before summer vacation there were these two guys wearing mid-thigh shorts. They got away with it all day. The dress code states knee length only. There was a girl who had her shorts maybe one or two inches above her knee she was standing right next to them. A male teacher walked up and DRESS CODED HER SAYING HER SHORTS WERE TWO FAR ABOVE HER KNEE!! TOO FAR ABOVE HER KEE!! YOU GONNA LET THESE HAIRY LEGGED WHITE BOIS GET AWAY WITH MID-THIGH SHORTS WHILE THE GIRLS SHORTS ARE AT A PERFECTLY NORMAL LEGTH!!!
but wait, why do we have to not have our bra showing? it's a bra and we wear it deal with it. my middle school has banned wearing leggings by themselves because apparently boys look at girls' butts... i hate skirts. we can wear leggings doing NTI learning only because people don't see our legs like, at all.
I GOT DRESS CODED ONCE BY MY VICE-PRINCIPAL (male) AND I'M SO TELLING THEM WHEN I GET BACK TO SCHOOL ABOUT WHY THIS SHOULD BE IN EFFECT.
That's why I hate when people have to point out stuff like that to me.
But, guys an show shoulders and collarbones but girls can't and... just wait what is distracting about collarbones
But then, lesbianism and being bi are far more widely accepted now, sooooo technically the same could be said for a female teacher, ergo the students shouldn't be dress coded by anyone :P
No they don't....because after all it is a "mans world" we just live in it!!
to heathster: We're more equal than we've ever been so shut up woman is basically what you are saying.
I’ve often heard a lot of people talking about other religions, but it’s secondhand information so I always have to either forget about it, or ask someone who practices that religion.
Nice. what a F*cking way to start a conversation. guy are so r****d sometime
We are, aren't we? I sincerely apologize on behalf of my gender.
Load More Replies...He only left the chat because he was embarrassed that he only had 7 horns
A lot of internet guy's are creeps because they have never actually spoke to a real live women!!
Unfortunately this is why no one should go online to talk to strangers. Guys are stupid creeps sometimes.
Yea, but when you go into a chat room to "talk to strangers" what do you expect?
I expect morals but parents seem to forget to teach there sons respect
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Load More Replies...That's amazing! I've sent ugly naked dude pics before when asked for nudes. That freaks them out too.
That's smart. They'll probably think they're being catfished.
Load More Replies...what about like a picture of "nude" shaded makeup. i mean it's not wrong
If they still want them after this then just send a picture of a cat if you're a girl and a c**k if you're a boy
While I agree with this post's point: Do the guys grow beards? I don't watch many of those shows, but it always seems like the men's facial hair is always at stubble length unless they have a beard at their introduction - at which point the beard won't get noticeably straggly.
Men in TV shows only really ever grow stubble, to show they're roughing it and mark the passage of time. They will then occasionally be shown having a shave for "authenticity". There's beauty standards on either side of the gender divide.
Load More Replies..."It's because in all of these shows the virus/radiation that caused the apocalypse has invected the female anatomy and made them physically unable to grow body hair." — Heath Jarvis, Department of Science and Stuff
Iv actually seen a fair few women on tv with hair!!
Load More Replies...Also, men's nipples are allowed. But the only thing that is common in men's and women's breasts is that they have nipples. See?
Yes, it's ludicrous. One of my favorite ways of mocking this: https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/shortcuts/2015/jul/07/instagram-facebook-female-nipple-ban-use-male-nipples-instead
Load More Replies...I have seen guys with bigger boobs then me walking around topless what's so offensive about mine? 300 pound fat guys sweating into their man cleavage is much more offensive
Ask the Bored Panda "Mature Content" screen. A circle with a black dot in it is enough for it to appear.
If women’s nipples are not to be shown, but men’s are…could I photoshop a man’s nipple on a woman’s boob?
Loophole: Take a picture of a woman's boob. Nipple uncensored and all. Take a picture of a man's nipple. Photoshop the man's nipple onto the woman's boob. *THIS IS A JOKE*
Unless you are stuffing that nipple in a babies mouth with a whole load of people trying to have a coffee/lunch break, then it is fine, yes?
I take care of me lol he comes second!! In life and in the bedroom Lmao!!
1) your user makes NO sense 2) you sound like an utter prick and your user just furthers that. It just makes you sound like a obnoxious boy.
Load More Replies...Men (not all) need to realise how uncomfortable sleeping is buying clothes is impossible sleeping on your back only epic back pain and extremely expensive bras. But don't get rid of them. They look good. *sigh...
+1 point for what you're saying, but damn, work on that grammar and punctuation please. :-D
Load More Replies...It's not a brag, it is a legitimate medical issue. Even Medicaid will pay for for someone under 18 here in U.S.
Load More Replies...The "pants off your a*s style" drives me crazy. I can't even understand it. How do they stay up when you move between sitting and standing?
They don't, I've walked behind a guy whose jeans were falling down with every step. I had to restrain myself from just running up and pulling them down.
Load More Replies...I get as pissed off with both. Oh by the way fellow girls, white cotton summer pants and florescent undies there completely noticeable. Stop it!
Every time I see a dude dressed like this, I have to hold myself back from de-pantsing him in public.
Holy c**p, the grammar and punctuation is atrocious. As for underwear... I fail to understand what is so terrifying about it being exposed.
You could even have another female character say that to a girl who is saying she's "not like the other girls" because that seems to happen enough as well. OR have a girl say "I'm not like the other girls" and she ISN'T because she's a shape-shifting demon.
I suspect Buffy the Vampire Slayer did that at least once or twice...
Load More Replies...Personally I will just say no, but I am also ready to be called a b***h, a lesbian, a s**t... the list goes on.
Me and my female friend were at a bar. At first a guy hit on her, she said no. Then he hit on my and I said no and she said f**k off. Then he asked her why she was cockblocking him, I said I wasn't interested anyways but he kept on standing between us. We then tried the "we are lesiban" approach, maybe being taken would make him get the hint. He wanted to "make us straight". Finally I spotted a male friend and asked for help, guy just said "they are with me" and the guy beat it. Yay 2016.
Load More Replies...And that's why shutting up annoying guys is easier for us gay people :) You can just straight up say your sexuality and they'll never look at you again, it's great.
It's so weird that they, themselves don't see their own hypocrisy, while it leaves me in physical pain.
this is just stupid a straight guy does not fell comfortable when being hit on by a gay guy i understand sometime women do not like it but still it just feels weird
Offfff. I actually feel you there, ballet dancers: graceful and elegant, -above the ankle
Load More Replies...Good movie, enjoyed the meme... but don't watch the movie expecting a whole lot of feminism.
Our cat is named Mrs Danvers, after the housekeeper in the book (and movie) Rebecca. He's not a feminist either, and if anything seems slightly miffed I named him after a female book character :)
Load More Replies...221cbakerstreet is a username in the picture... 221 Baker Street is Sherlock's address... we've got a Sherlock Holmes fan here!
One of the most disgusting, anti-feminist songs on this man-ruled planet
Okay, tbh, the first time I heard that song, I didn't see the big deal. Like, yes, if a woman turns you down, you have to accept that. But as a person with a social disorder, I understand the stress over misunderstandings. Plus, there often are blurred lines in these situations because society has told women they can't want sex, and that can be confusing and hurtful. Music is such an emotional medium, and I believe we are all entitled to our emotions so long as we don't act on them in negative ways, so I wasn't bother by this song. It was just an expression of confusion and distress at a social misunderstanding. Then I saw the music video. There's no misunderstanding there. (Got a great beat though!)
Dear Girls, You need a gay man who can tell you that you look fabulous and RuPaul is quaking, tell you when you need to go change and can handle you at your worst. Also straight men suck. Just come live with us! we have Netflix, wine and ice cream.... come on!
im a girl and i hate it when girls wear too much makeup…. i don't wear makeup and i think I'm kinda pretty, but when i put a little bit of makeup on, i feel a lot prettier. girls who wear too much makeup don't have that feeling. its the best feeling ever
i sorta disagree. if lots of makeup makes you feel pretty, they should wear it! hell yeah!! it's art!! if you don't like wearing makeup, hell yeah!! i respect you!! great!! if something makes you happy and it doesn't hurt anyone, do it! just please don't shame other people.
Load More Replies...A friend of mine is in a band and lives with another band member. They fight a lot and I suggested they should cuddle more often. He laughed and panicked a little when I said I'd tell his friend to do so. BUT WHY??? They're best friends! I hug my friends all the time and it feels damn nice!
Diffrent unlike women we can't just hug guy friends without some random calling us gay and when we bump into eachother we don't say no homo like who thought of this its dumb really feminism is a push for equality uet I barely see any get your act together
Load More Replies...Because obviously men aren't allowed comfort and emotions. Did you not get the memo?
Poor things :( Men should be encouraged to embrace their emotions more.
Load More Replies...The second person had a good point . . . they just put it in the wrong conversation.
I am quite suprised at that actually, I concider myself a feminist, just like my dad and my mom, but I am also friends with a lot of boys, (or well, most of my friends are boys, I just dont have many friends) and I sometimes ask them what they look for in girls because I am interested in it. I never knew that people would see that as misogyny or whatever, because everybody has a type, although some types are more confusing and some are more superficial. In some contents it can be rude to talk about it or something, and you might not ever be dating anyone of your preference, but hey, it is just a dream idea right.
Load More Replies...What I like in a guy is: a nice person who doesn't think he's better than me. Which is surprisingly hard to find
I were glasses and am thin, but only sometimes like to talk. But I'd rather have a dog
Ahhh takes me back. What else do 8 year old girls do at sleepovers other than hit the town, ride motorcycles, and punch anyone who looks at them side eyed?
Load More Replies...In the kingdom beyond series, there a are group of girls on skateboards that fight for equality.
It actually exists already in marvel comics.
Load More Replies...Ghostbusters wasn't very good though, by most accounts. Not because it was women Ghostbusters, but just because it wasn't very funny.
The trailer is all I saw. I am not bothered by women in the roles. I'm bothered by low humor.
Load More Replies...Yeah, because the Ghostbusters reboot was good, right? Maybe they'll make a male Wonder Woman, that'll be awesome.
Female Iron Man could technically just be called FEmale because Fe is the symbol for Iron. (or Fe Female maybe?)
http://www.wsj.com/articles/nice-cargo-shorts-youre-sleeping-on-the-sofa-1470082856
OMG I KNOW RIGHT! girls have to be so careful about what they wear because other girls will be like "I love the sweater! but the jeans need to be 0.01% ligher, it would higlight your complexion and you would look much prettier with a slightly darker shade of mascara so you can't be popular." and then girls see a cute guy with that dumb hairstyle every boy has wearing a patterned too small baseball jersey and bright orange nike shorts in DECEMBER and they're like "OMG HE"S PERFECT!"
My wardrobe is 100% jeans and a t-shirt, never shorts, maybe a jacket if I’m cold. I strongly believe that fashion is dumb unless there’s an event that requires special or formal attire.
Men: blue plaid shorts red plaid shirt they match cause it's both plaid. You know a man is taken when there dressed well cause there gf dressed them.
Though an ex of mine helped me refine my style, I never wore plaid.
Load More Replies...Exactly. When my wife asks 'does it look good on me?' I check if I can see any holes or if it is ripped and when no I say yes. Once she asked when she was naked. I said that it is probably the most beautiful dress I had ever seen on her but that I will not let her wear this in public.
Load More Replies..."S**t" is a myth invented by men that resented women who didn't go for them...
My Grandma used to call other women sluts in the "slattern" sense of the word. Like in a real catty judgemental of the slattern in questions housekeeping skills :) So I always f****d up idiots who called me a s**t by saying "How dare you! My house is f*****g spotless!!". Worked a treat, too.
And the trashy studs who sleep with too many women are what exactly.....................I'm waiting
And on the 19th of November... https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_Men's_Day
I do not see anything wrong about being gay but when one tried to convince me that I should try it (with him) and tried to grab my crotch, well, I grabbed his arm and introduced him face-first to mister Wall behind him. BTW, any woman has right to do exactly same thing to anyone acting like this idiot.
I feel personally attacked. I know I’m not being personally attacked, but I am being stereotyped. I have never made a joke at the expense of someone else or another group. I have never once vandalized anything or have drawn genitalia of any kind. I have very few opinions on anything and will typically try to change the subject. I am not gay and I don’t have issues with people who are, but my main issue with the final statement is the grammar.
Draw a penis on the desk? Weak. A dude in my class once drew a giant penis on the floor. This is why I don't like dudes in my class.
Sometimes I'm ashamed to be muslim, but then I think of white guys and how ridiculous most of them are .....XD
saying the word "feminist" is easier than saying "meninist" (I guess?) and how dare feminists do that (that's what I think it's trying to say, the joke is probably that meninists try to find fault at everything regarding feminism, no matter how stupid or insignificant it is, but neglect and ignore important issues and problems of men)
Load More Replies...The male form of feminist is actually masculinist, it’s a person who believes that men are superior to women and should be treated as such. In a society that has a history of discrimination against men, masculinism would be the belief that men should be treated fairly, and feminism would mean the belief that women are superior.
would be hominist from the french word homme, like feminist is from the french word femme xD
Load More Replies...Oh my gosh, I know this is a joke on meninists, but feminism is about EQUALITY, not superiority.
because when girls wear gaming or band shirts it’s assumed we’re stupid and don’t know anything about it
Load More Replies...It's a play on all the sick s**t you can say to guys on for example Omegle and they still want to sext you. Or how some can't take a "hint"/clear no.
Load More Replies...hack your body into pieces and place them in a wood chipper and feed it to the dogs
straight white boy: "ooh sounds hot... i didn't know you were into that stuff..."
Load More Replies...“Would you like the moon Mary? If you want it I’ll throw a lasso around it and pull it down for you. Hey that’s a pretty good idea. I’ll give you the moon Mary.” “I’ll take it! Then what?” The rest of the scene is pretty funny, I suggest looking for it.
Okay, correction. Anyone who actually sees women as individual human beings will understand these and laugh at them. Not just feminists ourselves. And second, of course we have a sense of humor! We're human beings too.
I found them pre funny. So anyone know if they started tampocalypse yet?
Load More Replies...Most actually have less to do with feminism than Bored Panda with bamboo eating bears.
Load More Replies...These are funny, but I hate that people keep using "straight" and "white" as insults. People can be different than you, tumblr.
yeah and people can insult white people all they want but insult black people and it's immediatly racist? I mean I love black people probably even more than white people because they're aamazing, but it's really not fair.
Load More Replies...Funny... but can we stop labeling "white boys" as the problem. We (women) are some of the worst offenders when it comes to judging and holding back women.
I was given the hateful look from non-white boys multiple times because I didn't smile back, or refused to give my phone number, and such. Sometimes I feel like caucasian girls have no rights to be shy, introverted, or just not in the mood. On the other hand, "white boys" strangers usually don't bother with me. So, yeah, stop labeling them as "white boys", and just go with "perverts", or what, since it affects all colours.
Load More Replies...Also I'm starting to think you didn't actually read any of these because if you did, then you'd know it's not being mean against guys. It's showing how f****d up the lives of women are, but men don't have to go through the same s**t.
Load More Replies...If men go on about how boobs are sexual, hit them with this wammer. “All foetus start out female and a males nipples are just as sensitive and able to make milk.”
"Who knew feminists could be so funny"...Wtf,seriously? So ,if you believe women should have equal rights and pay,whether you be male or female,that make you sense of humor disappear?Now that really is a ridiculously "reaching" statement.
Nonsense, i'm laughing at your s****y alt-right hair right now.
Load More Replies...Okay, correction. Anyone who actually sees women as individual human beings will understand these and laugh at them. Not just feminists ourselves. And second, of course we have a sense of humor! We're human beings too.
I found them pre funny. So anyone know if they started tampocalypse yet?
Load More Replies...Most actually have less to do with feminism than Bored Panda with bamboo eating bears.
Load More Replies...These are funny, but I hate that people keep using "straight" and "white" as insults. People can be different than you, tumblr.
yeah and people can insult white people all they want but insult black people and it's immediatly racist? I mean I love black people probably even more than white people because they're aamazing, but it's really not fair.
Load More Replies...Funny... but can we stop labeling "white boys" as the problem. We (women) are some of the worst offenders when it comes to judging and holding back women.
I was given the hateful look from non-white boys multiple times because I didn't smile back, or refused to give my phone number, and such. Sometimes I feel like caucasian girls have no rights to be shy, introverted, or just not in the mood. On the other hand, "white boys" strangers usually don't bother with me. So, yeah, stop labeling them as "white boys", and just go with "perverts", or what, since it affects all colours.
Load More Replies...Also I'm starting to think you didn't actually read any of these because if you did, then you'd know it's not being mean against guys. It's showing how f****d up the lives of women are, but men don't have to go through the same s**t.
Load More Replies...If men go on about how boobs are sexual, hit them with this wammer. “All foetus start out female and a males nipples are just as sensitive and able to make milk.”
"Who knew feminists could be so funny"...Wtf,seriously? So ,if you believe women should have equal rights and pay,whether you be male or female,that make you sense of humor disappear?Now that really is a ridiculously "reaching" statement.
Nonsense, i'm laughing at your s****y alt-right hair right now.
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