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There's a Twitter account called 'Farmhouse Shaming' and it's pretty much what you'd expect it to be. Hilarious. According to its description, the account is directed at the current middle-class suburban interpretation of low-income rural housing aesthetics. More specifically, the seriously bonkers aesthetic dissonance that it creates.

It has all the cliches you can think of; from overused pseudo-motivating signs to outdoor picnic tables indoors and SO. MANY. BARN. DOORS. (Seriously, can someone tell me why people are putting them everywhere they can?)

But, to paraphrase a popular saying, your farmhouse is your colonial mansion. Nobody can stop you from decorating it however the heck you want it to look.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Whatever did we do before we had signs on every wall... LIVE LAUGH LOVE!!! GATHER!!!! FAMILY!!!!!... how did we live without the instructions?

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Painting genuine antiques is a shame. This could be restored, at great expense.

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Interestingly, though, we're probably going to see a lot more interiors like these. According to a 2020 survey conducted by Homes.com of more than 5,000 adults across the U.S., "modern farmhouse" was the favorite house style in 42 out of 50 states.

Particularly in the Northwest, East, and Southeast, respondents opted for the classic, comfortable home style. According to those surveyed, a modern farmhouse looks "simple, cozy, and not too busy" and like "a nice big home for a family." Since time at home has recently gained new importance, it's no surprise that people are trying to balance what they consider to be beauty with comfort.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Especially beautiful mid-century or antique pieces. Get reproductions if you want to paint them, you heathens.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is the kind of sign that would send me RUNNING from the house. Cult religion? Instructional sign to be submissive. No thanks.

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The runner-up most popular style was the "Mid-century Modern Ranch," which is preferred by residents of Midwestern states such as Wisconsin and Minnesota, as well as Southwest states such as Colorado and Arizona. The Mid-century Modern Ranch is known for its "clean lines and big windows," and for being more "minimal and natural-looking," according to the respondents.

According to the survey, homebuyers pay roughly equal attention to many exterior features of a potential home. The size of the windows is most important to them, but they'll also keep an eye out for the number of windows, the presence of a porch or patio, and the shape of the roof.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sharp, pointy objects on the ceiling and cactus print on the pillow . . . what message are they sending?

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'Live, Laugh, Love' (which has become an online synonym for basicness) dominates 'Farmhouse Shaming.'

Online retailers like Not on the High Street, Etsy, and Wayfair all stock hundreds of items urging us to Live, Laugh and Love in our homes with everything from wall stickers to coasters and pillows.

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While it has often been misattributed to Ralph Waldo Emerson, the words were first linked together in a poem called 'Success' by Iowan writer Bessie Anderson Stanley in 1904.

The opening line of the poem reads: "He has achieved success who has lived well, laughed often, and loved much."

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Amen! I heard about people stealing other people's empty barns, because they can sell the wood to city folks to make fake farmhouse stuff with.

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The poem was originally written as an entry for an essay contest run by Brown Book Magazine, and Bessie actually won a cash prize of $250 for it, which paid off the mortgage on her house, among other things. When she died in 1952, aged 73, the verse was inscribed on her gravestone in Lincoln Cemetery, Kansas.

Fast-forward 70 years and as one tweet by 'Farmhouse Shaming' shows, now you can even be buried in 'Live, Laugh, Love.' There are actual casket companies that offer shabby chic-styled coffins with the words written on the inside.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Some of the engineered flooring is really great these days, but just as much is totally hideous. This would make me want to sand the floor every time I saw it.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And someone is so very proud of this. Fake wear on paint always looks cheap to me.

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Chris Boots, an owner of one of these companies, told Refinery29 that in the three years after they came up with the idea for the coffin's design, it has become one of their most popular products.

"We've found that our customers really like the option of this casket, it's more of a whitewashed look which is a popular style; but the quote is extremely popular too," Boots said, adding that they sell for around $1,500-$2,500.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This belongs on the witch from Hansel and Gretel's house "eat...eat...I'm always watching..."

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This actually makes me mad. Where's the bathroom storage?! How are short people supposed to use that mirror?!

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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It bears more than a passing resemblance to Florida's "Old Sparky". All it needs is some wrist and ankle restraints.

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If you pull it off, however, the modern farmhouse can really be a welcoming design. Experts think that many people have gravitated to it because it can easily work with other styles. In recent years, there have been many spinoffs with coastal, Scandinavian, and industrial versions.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What is the point of this other than creating a tripping hazard?

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Agfox
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Thanks, now I'm going to need a hoist to get out of bed & stand upright

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Janet Graham
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Noooooooooooooooooo! This is like a staged look for a magazine. No one lives like this.

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Lara Verne
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Beds are overrated, reali nfluencers only use wooden blocks.

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Emma Goldstein
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So you want to sleep on the floor, just slightly elevated floor, and constantly stub your toes? We have the bed for you!

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Mia C
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I will kill myself in the middle of the night tripping over that thing

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Barbara
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nobody mentions the struggle getting out unharmed. Poor heels and potentionally knees too.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've bumped my little toes on these just by looking at it. Ouch. At least don't make it so wide?? Wasting space

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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can imagine the stupid hipster douche who uses this c**p. "Oh I am skater and musician..."

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Nazda Pokmov
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Using old railroad ties in the bedroom is NOT chic....it's stupid.

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Zelda Sterling
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Someone needs to explain the getting up out of bed process. Are we rolling? Are we standing up on the mattress? Placing our bare feet on the wood to the side of the super thin mattress and shoving up and off? I'm tall, that would be awkward. I also can't stop thinking that the mattress is a blow up camping mattress.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So you're saying I could've been breaking my neck every morning getting out of bed, but instead I opt for a proven, functional design.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And then you stay awake all night wondering when the weight of this monstrosity is going to end up in the living room. Maybe squash Grandpa while he's watching the game.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just imagine the backs of the tips of your fingers (and your fingernails) every time you make this bed.

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Karin Gibson
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would need something to help me up. I have chemo based neuropathy I just don’t know where my feet are.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just wrong on so many levels. Tripping hazard. Possible splinters. So much dust and dirt gathered in those cracks that you could never get out. Dust under the platform that you couldn't clean. Spiders. Termites. If you have boy dogs I strongly suspect they could not resist lifting a leg on this. Last bit not least....it's painfully ugly.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

For someone who skateboards in the bedroom while playing guitar.

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Justin Walsh
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The first time I stub my toe on that and it instantly becomes firewood.

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James Arvidson
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

With the price of wood during the pandemic are we sure this isn't just someone's retirement?

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John Smith
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Cool, lets take $1000 worth of wood and make an 8 inch high bed stand with zero storage.

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Rhon Young
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Trip hazard, hard to get up because you are so low and basically a waste of good timber!

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Stephen Smith
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well if your house floods in the middle of the night, you won't get wet.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

damn i would hate to stub my toe on that. looks like a toe crusher to me

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's for grinding rails on that gnarly skateboard in the back.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wonder how much these weigh? They look heavy and someday they may need to be moved. Or set fire to.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would literally break all of my toes on this. I can't even get around normal furniture without breaking a toe every few years. I'd have them all broken within six months if I had this.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Where I live those 11 beams at 3 meter (12 feet) would set you back a small fortune. Not something you would spend on a whim. Actually 1918 euro excluding transport.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Quite good for my back, but I'd want legs on it and not so damn wide....

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The pain of catching your big toe on the corner of the bed especially those furniture pieces made from branches. It hurts i tell ya

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"What are you gonna do with these 11 load bearing beams"?? -- "Build a bed".

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If I had a bookcase headboard I might kinda like this

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Make it a few beams narrower and a bit taller and this would be ok. The extra length would double as a bench.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I kinda like, if it would be trimmed to the size of mattress it would be so much better just for sleeping, but it looks so much better with full-sized logs.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh get a life. Sometimes I hit my toe on a regular bed post so this would be no worse. As to it being a trip hazard just look where you are going.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I bet this is an Instagram tub... just around for photos. I'll bet no one ever uses it because it's about as uncomfortable as a tub can be, is hard to get in and out of, and takes forever to fill.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not a fan of barn doors as used lately, but at least make the trim on them symmetrical. These are pocket door wannabes 😂😂😂

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Were they going for "worn paint" as a look? Because they missed and landed on "Sloppy undercoat"

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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think I would almost rather be buried in this TV stand than the farmhouse coffin in the previous post.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

On one hand, I am very happy they kept stuff out of the landfill... I am all about the reduce-reuse-recycle thing, but it looks like they butchered a usable table to make this... chimera.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I could see extending those rails and mounting some inset shelves behind them to give them some functionality.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If that's an actual old clock instead of a reproduction I would go with that thing being fixed and used. It reminds of the old clocks that you used to find in the train stations. I like it.

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