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There’s nothing wrong with making a dollar or two by selling things you don’t need. After all, we are all trying to live more sustainably by making conscious choices to consume less and reuse more. But some people have surely taken the logic to the very end of extreme.

Welcome to the Facebook group that brings you the best of the worst of the internet in the comfort of your home. Titled “Sad Sales, Stolen Goods, and Sketchy Services,” it serves as a grim collection for “screen caps and photos of depressing or questionable sales, products, auctions, classified ads, or services.”

Anything from questionable mystery boxes and an object titled “nail art” that will make you cringe at the sight of it, to Edward Cullen’s cutout and a cake from a baby shower that the ad swears has never been touched, ends up on there.

Thanks to the group’s 287.6K members, we now have one hell of a list of very cursed Facebook marketplace ads. It makes you wonder if there's anything people wouldn’t sell for a dollar, and the answer is obvious.

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    Susan Green
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well….as long as it’s only lightly shat.

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    Ty Stratton-Quirk
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, at least they're honest. And they spelled 'separate' correctly, which is another point in their favor!

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    If you've ever had to sell or buy a miscellaneous item in your life, you probably went straight to Facebook Marketplace. The holy grail of (re)sold goods that come straight from the hands of sellers is also known as a host to a range of scams, including fake products, catfishing and even hacking.

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    If you compare eBay, Amazon, and Facebook Marketplace, the latter is like the Wild West of online selling. Brogan Woodburn from Red Points reports that “One scammer even stole $800,000 from victims through the platform.”

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    Kat
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would be in a bad mood also if someone tried to p**n me off in internet...

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    Eva the Egg
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it is, its the ugliest wine glass I've ever seen

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    Some of the more popular scams on Facebook marketplace include a MacBook Air made of air. “It’s when the seller then made up excuses as to why they couldn’t meet (remember, Facebook Marketplace is for local dealings, so this is a red flag). The seller offered to ship it with tracking, and the buyer then sent the money.”

    “Can you guess what happened next? Nothing was shipped. The seller went missing, and the buyer never got the item,” Brogan explains.

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    Some Cool Guy
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No way, I've seen Return of the living dead

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    Counterfakes is another big problem on the marketplace. “Since creating or even forging a profile is so easy on Facebook, scammers can sell counterfeit goods with almost no restriction.” According to Brogan, “Tiffany alone reported taking down 2000 fake Marketplace ads in 2017. And in the first six months of 2017, Facebook removed more than 200,000 posts that were flagged as counterfeit.”

    Sometimes it’s not the scams themselves that enrage the buyers, but rather the items delusional sellers are trying to make money off of. This collection of ads is a good example of the bad side that happens on this widely popular reselling platform.

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    Eva the Egg
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WHY DID THEY ADD THAT LAST SENTENCEEEEE

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    Vorknkx
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't that the toilets they have in prison cells?

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    DforDory
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Result of a manbearpig attack...?

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    Ty Stratton-Quirk
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Didn't wanna put it up for sale, but my wife made me."

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    Mihai Mara
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is like in those maths problems "If you have 125 Shrek DVDs at home and there is a sale at Wallmart, 10 Shrek DVDs for 15$ and you have 35$, and your mom buys you 24 more shrek DVDs, how many Shrek DVDs do you still need in order to have 200?"

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    Ty Stratton-Quirk
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just because it's been doused in mouthwash doesn't make it mint.

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    "Went to a place in small town Texas to pick up a gift for a friend. I spotted these toward the back of the store. Priced at $85.00.

    But I need to know...who tf buys this?!?! These things are terrifying! Especially that big one on the ground."

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    Susan Green
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m sorry, but I probably won’t mack you an offer.

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    Carole Reid
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At first I thought it was a well worn fart spot until I saw "electric".

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    Jo Johannsen
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why not just give a three year old a couple tubes of paint? Much cheaper (they'll work for Cheerios).

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    Susan Green
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This must be for one of them fancy weddins.

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    Casey McAlister
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, it is real. It doesn't look like a figment of somebody's imagination.

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    Desiree McKinnon
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the McDonald's playground jail. Trapping kids since the 1960s

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    Ty Stratton-Quirk
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look, just because your arm is broken doesn't mean it can never be used again. Cutting it off is just plain overreacting.

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    Susan Green
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Holy sh!t BP don’t just spring this on someone. It bloody scared me.

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    Agfox
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's the number of that person who wanted the hay urinal for the wedding?

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    Hilary Mol
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you still bought something after someone said the words "crotch crickets" we can't help you.

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    Little Wonder
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know my dad really looks forward to his loose cheese slices under socks every year.

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    I I
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that aint paint , its rust , still a good set though

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    Cip IESAN
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great doorstop; can also be used as a paperweight!

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    Cip IESAN
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like the neighbor died there and he was found the next year...

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    Justin G
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THEN WHY DOES IT LOOK LIKE A BITE IS TAKEN OUT OF ONE

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    LottieH
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sod the husband!! YouTube and Pinterest videos are your friends! Do it yourself girl 👩‍🔧

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    Yoinks!
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Lightly shat." (I'm getting a lot of use out of that phrase.)

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    Kristal
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude, kid won't care what color the bottle is

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