50 Self-Centered People That Deserved To Be Roasted For Their Tone-Deaf Posts

Hey guy with the big black truck and small &^%$. Stop taking more space than you're entitled to then.

Just park further away. If you care you can handle a couple more steps. I do just so I can avoid the hassle.

Avoiding getting the doors bumped by what? The bushes??

What moron would pay 130k for that piece of c**p?

Idiot buys a stupid bloody yank tank in black and regrets not being able to park it in the shade. That's what this is really about. Well, that and his little winkie

When I see a truck park like this I want to duct tape the doors shut.

Another truck douche.

My boss drove a POS van- bumper zip tied together 200K+ miles, trim pieces gone, multiple small wrecks (it was an old drivers ed vehicles). Showed up for a conference for people in his same line of work with all of his admin coworkers embarrassed to be in his van. All the other Admins at the conf had huge SUVs fully tricked out. All of them parked like this. He made everyone get out of his van and pulled it into a parking space between 2 of them, popped the hatch, and climbed out the back. He was so proud of himself. We were pretty proud of him too.

You shouldn't be so precious about your overpriced oversized underpowered d**k extender.

you spent 130k on a chevy

I have a truck. I park as far out in the parking lot as possible so I avoid getting too close to other cars. I don't squeeze in, even if I could

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Hope I don't get downvoted but I have a truck like this. I also know, a truck like this is going to get dinged up and is used for work, not to be all shiny and take up parking spaces. I park on the outskirts of the parking lot because the spaces are small (nobody's fault). Don't be an a*s, if you buy a truck like that, expect it to be dented and scratched. That's what it's meant for...

Sorry about your half inch d**k

This happened to my husband and me once. A douche parked so close to us (we were parked inside the lines, he squeezed into a clearing that wasn't a designated parking spot) my husband couldn't get into the driver's seat. He got in through the passengers side, pulled out a marker designed for marking sheet metal in factories (those do not get off easily) and wrote on this douche's door "you're a d**k" (liberal translation)

We know why you do it but you are still an a**hole.

If the truck driver was really that worried he could go the other way and park up on that curb a little bit leaving plenty of space from the bay next to him.

"Who parks like this?" People who need a parking space but some glass bowl thinks they need 2 spaces. I suspect you really just can't handle a big truck so you need to make excuses for bad parking. We see your type in every parking lot. "I need a big truck to boost my ego, wish it would self park, because I can't. "

Oh I would park so close and crawl out of my sunroof just to stick to this guy.

He even has a vanity plate that says CHEV HD

Bottom line here whether or not the truck driver wants to admit it is, the white car is parked, "LEGALLY", you're not!

To the driver of the "Big" black truck, it's a shame his brain does not match. and stop being so damn selfish, if you had parked in the obvious 'space' between the white lines, and not straddled the next space, you deserve to pay for two parking spaces and stop being a selfish entitled moron.

Arsehole

We Australians will go out of our way to make it as difficult as possible for a numbnuts loser like this to be able to get back in his precious car again. Act like a precious dïckhead, we’ll treat you like a Princess!! ☺️

When are we going to outlaw this?

Have to wonder how they got out of the white car though. But yeah, drive a small d**k car and park like a big d**k, you deserve this,

well truck driver - if you parked in your own spot just maybe no one would want to ding your truck

So the big brawny p**is substitute is going to get bashed anyway when the owner of the white car tries to get into it. Also what's wrong with him (we all know it's a man don't we) If he parked within the lines he's fine, there's no parking space next to his driver's door!

Well played, little white car!

Suffering from small d**k syndrome

Don't want your precious little not-alive vehicle dinked? Park where no one else is anywhere close and stop being a lazy a*s and walk.

You park like that because you YTAH

If you want to park like this or if you want to try to have no one park by your car maybe, I don't know, PARK IN THE BACK? You can't have your cake and eat it too.

I pray the white car guy had a super snappy snarky online comeback!

The dingbat in the truck is parked over the line. Don't call the kettle black, pothead!

The older I get, the more often these precious "Green Tomato"- moments are a seriozs option to tackle life

No - you park like this because you are an A*****E.

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