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From time to time problems arise in any workplace. Sometimes, it’s the colleague on your left, other times it’s the manager getting into trouble, and on some occasions, you’re the one to take the blame. And while we do really mess up and have to take responsibility for our actions here and there (no one was born a perfect employee!), some superiors do seem to really enjoy putting us down, for whatever crazy reasons.

Recently, labor activist Katie Harrington initiated a Twitter thread asking people “what’s the weirdest thing you ever got in trouble at work for?” She also shared how she was “accused of being disrespectful because the six people I CCd on an email weren’t listed in order of seniority.”

Read on for some of the most facepalm-worthy responses down below! They will make you wonder what on earth is going on in employers’ heads, and how we all deserve a medal for putting up with it and showing up with a smile 5 days a week.

#1

Employees-Trouble-Work-Weirdest-Reasons

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Jayne Kyra
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

R@pe. The censored word is r@pe. I get blurring out cuss words, BP, but this is taking it too far!

Aeon Flux
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Agreed. Not talking about rape just contributes to the awfulness.

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Rachknits
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wow. Thank you for doing the right thing

WilvanderHeijden
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why does "rape" have to be censored? Has BP gotten to that point of bigotry?

Viviane
Community Member
4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't know that it's motivated by bigotry (against rapists??). It may be well-intended and meant out of concern for those who've been sexually assaulted. https://www.nsvrc.org/statistics

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Kari Panda
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I hope that not only the staff member but also the person(s) wanting to cover it up were charged!

classbag
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I shudder to think what they meant by "handling" it. Giving themselves time to spin in a story to defend themselves after letting this take place in their hospital... or just never letting the truth see the light of day?

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Ivana
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why is rape censored? Rape is a social issue, not a dirty word for god's sake.

DonS
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Did you sue the employer for firing you for doing the right thing ?

Wandaluzt
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Go bloody ask them on Twitter where it is screamingly obvious the post was copied from maybe?

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Mazer
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Excellent, thank you for standing up for the more vulnerable in our society. Heroic deed par excellence.

Tim R
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

F*cking hero. Well done - VERY well done!!

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    #2

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    SPQRBob
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    D'oh! You should keep an eye out for Ian at any future meetings!

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    alex mitchell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A girl I worked with got me pulled up to HR because I liked to say indubitably. She said I used big words, which made her feel dumb. When asked for an example, she tried to say indubitably, but couldn't.

    Annette Easton
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a boyfriend once that was much the same way. I said something and used the word "pensive" and he said that I was just using words like that to make him feel stupid. I didn't think that "pensive" was all that weird or uncommon a word to use. I also think that if he was feeling stupid there might have been a reason for that...

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    Mark Fuller
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love vocabulary. And make no apologies for people having to ask what I mean. I'm not dumbing down for anyone.

    Alphabet Soupy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate the “language is fluid” argument. Especially as someone who learned English as a second language and have been put under the microscope, only to turn around and have lazy people argue back that I’m being unfair and everyone knows what they mean and language evolves blah, blah, blah. God forbid I correct them by saying “you mean DEvolves?”

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    V Martinez
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd ask that person to please explain the word to me or look it up myself. That's the grown-up, mature thing to do.

    Ivana
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Man, I have never seen that word spelled out before.

    SPQRBob
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And that spelling is the plural form of the singular word minutia - but everyone pronounces the plural the way the singular is supposed to be pronounced (\muh-NOO-shee-uh\ or \muh-NOO-shuh\) instead of the technically correct (\muh-NOO-shee-ee\) because... well... just no, okay?

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    Marta Kęska
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same thing happened to me when I was 19/20 and it was a common word, something like "unwritten" as far as I remember and my boss tried to convince me the word doesn't exist. She was the dumbest of all my supervisors and hated anyone with any brains.

    Mary Rose Kent
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A couple of decades ago I’m had a not-very-bright supervisor who didn’t really understand my job (she was hired after I was when the partners felt they needed a supervisor for the non-report writing staff), and she was just bright enough to realize that I was much smarter than she was, so she felt very insecure around me, and when she would ask me to explain what I was doing, I played a little game I called “confuse her with the facts.” E.G., I would give her a very detailed explanation of what was requested of me and the steps I was taking in order to get my part done, and she was too insecure to ask me “How do C. and D. relate to what I just asked you?” I eventually quit because she was trying to micromanage me without any real understanding how I did my job.

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    Robert T
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Top of that list would be sarcasm. :D

    Chiuki
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...so she handed you a dictionary and said "I don't understand all of these words". 😐

    Kona Pake
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Obviously, she rose to her "maximum level of incompetence".

    karin s.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a boss that was so f*****g condescending and tried to belittle my work or that of collegues. So, I started to defend my work by explaining his errors back to him including the one occasion where he repeated himself unnecessarily and I explained to him the meaning of "persistent" or the one time I told him that I did not have to read the doctoral thesis he recommended because it all was already in the title. He liked big words, but it soon became clear that very often he did not know what he was talking about.

    Alphabet Soupy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once said “niche” but it wasn’t quite correct (in my defense, English is my 2nd language) but I couldn’t find the correct word, so I let it go. Guess which word was the new descriptor for everything from now on?! Le sigh.

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    While making mistakes is only human and your workplace is not an exception, depending on what kind of mistake it is, your employment status can be jeopardized by a single slip. Moreover, if you're a new employee, the company isn't convinced yet that you're indispensable. In that case, building your name all the way from that first good impression to the top is another job to do, but there are some simple things that you can do that may indeed get you into trouble.

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    If you tend to pat yourself and not others on the back at work, you’re communicating that you don’t care about the success or contributions of others on the team. Of course, self-gratitude and self-motivation are important, but you should also express your appreciation to your boss and fellow employees to show that you care for them.

    #4

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    KJ
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    malicious compliance, got to love it.

    ERIKA H.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I recently got reprimanded for aaking too many questions- I'm a new hire and my training has been horrible, so I've literally been asking questions on how to do things that pertain to my job). My manager told me not to "worry about anything that doesn't pertain to me. So i no longer do. When someone else sends me work now, I don't check it because it's "not my job".

    MyOpinionHasBeenServed
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've been told the same thing. "You're not here to think."

    GoddessOdd
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Many years ago I was told that I was "being too careful". I asked what exactly the downside was... they said I was taking too much time making sure things were right before letting work go out to customers (I draw maps for title companies). I got that in writing, so 18 months later, when we got an 8 million dollar claim when a condo was built 11' on the wrong side of a property line, I immediately produced the memo telling me to not take the time to be careful.

    Mary Rose Kent
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please don’t keep us in suspense...THEN WHAT HAPPENED?

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    Lovin' Life
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cant fault you. You were just following orders.

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    #5

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    NsG
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was this at a McJob? I would love to know ex-boss's justification for denying the leave otherwise.

    Brandy Grote
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Especially for college graduation! Most REAL companies not only will help fund it, but will celebrate such a great occasion!

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    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really wonder if employers in the US are all jerks and b!tches by default or if they are the exception to the rule and US employers are generally caring people with an eye for the troubles of their employees.

    Douglas Mock
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, It really is a dystopian nightmare beginning when the Supreme Court declared that corporations could be considered 'persons' with more rights than the workers of America.

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    Bryn
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yet another example of minimum wage jobs thinking they should be the most important thing in everyone's lives.

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The simple fact that you got 5 upvotes underlines how miserable the US society is. When you're judging people and their needs on their income, you're just one step away from admitting that you think that people with a minimum wage, aren't actually human.

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    J Robertson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to be a hairstylist. I started making clothes and thought I'd take a class at the local community college that had a fashion design program. This class was open to everyone though. I'd missed a class or 2 because of work. One night I showed up late and was told I needed to get my priorities straight. Uhhhh...yeah, no. Taking a class for fun vs work, I picked work. Never went back.

    Lovin' Life
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very proud of you. Priorities!!!

    kit kat
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol you were moving to greener pastures screw that bitter boss

    Lauren Christie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Suddenly reminded of that Ask A Manager post from an employer asking AITA for doing exactly this to their employee

    AndThenICommented
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had similar a lawyers office but to take my last finals. Needless to say I said 👎

    PitbullmomAF
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was denied leave for my own wedding because too many people wanted the time off. They asked me back; guess my answer!

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    rspanther
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A vicious wild animal. I hope the op wasn't hurt.

    Viviane
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can't trust those miniature house tigers! Mice and sparrows are a gateway drug that leads to killing big game ("Meow, meow, I brought you the head of Kelly in Accounting").

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    Marcellus II
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a vicious creature! You could easily lose your heart to it!! Boss was right.

    Kona Pake
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Animal haters should never be in a position over another person.

    Yoga Kitty
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think that was hate against animals just power play... My boss frequently tells me she would love it if I brought my cats to work - ah, well, I am sure they would not be in a good mood after one hour of commuting there...

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    RoseTheMad
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh no, how vicious! The snuggles are killing me!

    Tamra Stiffler
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good for you for being such a good person and doing the right thing!

    JoanieBalonie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a jackass of a boss. Thank you for doing the right thing

    DC
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ths! I love when people don't let their boss scare them into acting cruelly just because it may cause some slight discomfort among them, while cruelly shoving the cat into that oven of a car would demand a lot more from said cat. Cats don't deserve that, they deserve being treated as a feeling entity, like any feeling entity should. And no job is that important that throwing out ethical beliefs because your boss wants you to should even be considered an option by any means.

    Heather Lambie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The same exact same thing happened to me, but it was a baby raccoon no more than a month old, and I had it in a cat carrier in the staff bathroom until I could get it to the wildlife place that opened at 9 ( I was at work for 7am). I was the ONLY staff working at that time of the morning, but when the next person came in at 9, she told on me about bringing a wild sick animal into the facility… (it was a baby and was dehydrated), I was put on unpaid leave thd very next day. I quit shortly after. Would also do it again in a heartbeat!

    lara
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good on you. I would hire you in a heartbeat on that alone.

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    Wearing your heart on your sleeve, aka too much honesty, should be better left at home. If you’re often vocally stressed or you openly display negative emotions, they will hurt your reputation and will probably have an impact on your team. No employer would be willing to put up with an overly negative attitude.

    Those who avoid expressing their views and opinions at all costs may also get into trouble. While it may feel peaceful to you, your manager may get the impression that you’re coasting. If you’re really afraid of getting pushed back, remember that the reason why you were selected for your workplace in this extremely competitive market is because you were promising of your great work contributions, more than other competitors for the position. It’s only fair that they also want to see you in action and not just backing into your safety zone.

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    Marcellus II
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It has been brought to our attention you are absent from work only during work hours... very very sus.

    Callista pierce
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    one of my group project teammates asked me a similar question when i had to go to an event for the second time... "why do you only have to leave class when your in this class?" like ok want me to record every saturday?

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    kit kat
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow....what a horrible person your boss is

    Yoga Kitty
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And another person that should have never gotten into a position of being the boss - what an absolute aşshole question!!

    Douglas Mock
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It has been brought to our attention that you are not present outside of work hours and we do not have your wife's entire medical history. Another dismal half-wit in a position of authority. I have a policy about not working for neanderthals. Time to quit on the spot. Again.

    Erik Ivan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is when you start calling the boss at 4 on a saturday morning, telling him/her the wife has a seizure.

    Rachel Cobb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right? Most of my seizures happen in the evening. 😕

    OhBlahDi OhBlahDa
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same thing happens to a colleague of mine. He gets grief when he has to take time off work because of seizures (he has epilepsy). Seriously, f such managers. They don't deserve to be in people management positions.

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to have a boss that was telling me off for getting sick only during work days! Sorry that i don't plan my sicknesses according to your schedule boss!

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    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She should have reported the creeps to the police for child prostitution. After she phoned her father to tell him that her boss was a pimp. First to get at that place gets to call the shots.

    Mazer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have started giving out the managers home phone number!!

    DrGirlfriend
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why I can't play along... Don't want to be ganged raped by 8 ,40 year old men.... The fk is wrong with people.

    Tamra Stiffler
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If that was my daughter, I would be up in there kicking her boss's ass six ways from Sunday.

    Katherine Boag
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would find a burly older man to agressively hit on the manager

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    Robert T
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope you quit shortly after that. That is absolutely disgraceful.

    jk nbt
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    next time give him hotline number for "Dial-a-Prayer"...

    Daniel Atkins
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better yet the Police non emergency Number or 867-5309.

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    SPQRBob
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah! It turns out that Jenny *did* change her number after all.

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    Yort
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Man, even if they’d both been 40 that’s so inappropriate.

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope that restaurant went bankrupt. (Sorry, but a sexist asshole like that owner fully deserves to go broke. He practically orchestrated the stalking of a 16 year old girl by a 40 year old pedophile. Certainly encouraged it.)

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    Rench
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a boss that didn't want to give me the night off on the day that my first child was born. He didn't fire me but he grumbled a lot.

    Steve Wilson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Any time somebody tells you something like that they are confirming that they consider you insignificant. If you’ve worked there more than a week quit immediately. You’re not going anywhere on that job.

    J Robertson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a hairstylist I had this girl come in. I'd cut her hair a few times. She smarts of about how she had to have someone else cut her hair the last time because I "was on vacation. Again!" I was standing in front of her. Asked when that was. She said the dates. I looked her sea in the eye and said, "I was at my brothers funeral." Which is 100% true. Never saw her again. The audacity of some people.

    KatHat
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is definitely the sort of case where the assholes ruin it for everyone else. I worked with a woman who in less than a year needed 4 days leave for EACH of her two grandmothers' funerals and her husband's grandparent's funeral (4 days because they were out of state). It's POSSIBLE they lost all those family members in a short time but not likely.

    Yoga Kitty
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here in Germany you usually have to show the death certificate if you want to apply for special days off (= in addition to your usual holidays, only for first degree relatives), in order not to have the poor grandmother die seven times per year...

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    ERIKA H.
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At an old job i was written up for taking too many days off for my grandfather's funeral, despite the days already being approved. I was then asked to provide proof of his death. I quit immediately.

    Ash-Lynn Sarah
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I called in to work because my Grandpa was actively dying in the hospital and we needed to go say goodbye, and my boss said "Do you know how much of an inconvenience this is for me?"

    Logic and Reason
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This happened in Ireland, btw. Weird that so many Europeans seem to hold an America centric worldview only for the sake of insulting it.

    BluEyedSeoulite
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My uncle's heart stopped and he was declared DOA at the local hospital, where my sister was also working. She asked to take the rest of the day off. Her department manager said no with his body still on the gurney in the ER. She pointed that out, said some choice words, quit on the spot.

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    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "So where are you located?" "I'm sorry, I can't reveal that information to customers because that's classified information that they could use to rob us."

    J. F.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "What does your store even sell? " - "Sorry Sir, but that information is classified as secret to prevent thiefs from being encouraged to steal said items"

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    Marcellus II
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "This is a local shop, for local people. You can't buy here."

    Otter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "But Boss... closing time is written on the doooooor...."

    Id row
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Hi, what are your business hours!" "THAT'S CLASSIFIED!!!"

    Vicky Z
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shhs we don't speak about working hours!

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    V Martinez
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aren't the hours posted on the entry door? Maybe it depends on where this is. I wonder if the internet would tell me...

    Chiuki
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where did you work? NSA? CIA? Spy-r-us?

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, the sign on the front door with the opening and closing time for every day of the week is just a decoy?

    Courage the Cowardly Dog
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha if those robbers could stake out places they would be rich.

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    Bobby
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My CO from the Navy would have died laughing, the chief of the boat however would have killed me

    Joe Reaves
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sadly the military (as opposed to the people in the military) is notoriously lacking in a sense of humour.

    Yoga Kitty
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But DID you cartwheel all the way out of the main gate? I would reimburse you on the lost pay just to witness this scene!!

    Douglas Mock
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You lost a days pay for this twat's missing sense of humor?

    Bryn
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that sounds illegal and oh so wrong edit: the withholding pay part sorry

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    FFS! Did he expect you to lie?

    Brandy Grote
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "NUNYA, SIR!" is the correct response. Nunya bizniz.

    Artist FKA Ramsey
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To Reeves: it is 100% legal in the military but his CO should have just had a laugh about it instead of being an ass

    rotten miracles
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    +1 for a good joke but… It cost him a day’s pay? For real? Is that legal?

    Joe Reaves
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To all the people asking if this is legal - none of you have ever been in the military, have you?

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    #12

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    arb Report

    KJ
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Always carry a fire extinguisher.

    Andrea Purzycki
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of my first jobs was working as a temp. On my second day at a new assignment I was taking an unfamiliar route and didn't realize there was a drawbridge on the route which I got stuck at while it was up. I called my boss at the company I had the assignment to say I MIGHT be late and explained the drawbridge situation. He called my temp agency to complain. I didn't even arrive late. Also, he didn't believe me because he didn't know where there was a drawbridge nearby. It was literally less than a mile away. You could have walked there.

    snipergun
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Carry couple of big extinguishers so you can put fire out without bus stopping. And jerry can with some diesel. Couple of fuses, light bulbs, spare tire, what if bus only has one and 2 puncture... What else.

    Amy S
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Take a spare bus, just to be sure.

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    Ellen Ranks
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Similar story: I once was late for school because the guy sitting next to me in the bus died, and the bus drove to headquarters instead of to the bus stop because they did not know what else to do I suppose. Had to go to the principal and he did not believe me, got punished. Of COURSE we passengers have to manage our pulbic transport better!

    Daniel Atkins
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok Boss I'll take the non smoking bus next time.

    Douglas Mock
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never ever ever let a boss talk twaddle to you. The moment this authoritarian bullsh@t starts, your rights begin eroding.

    Chiuki
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you set the bus on fire because you were late?

    Eric Lafleur
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Got late because a train had a break down and blocked a rail road crossing, less than one minute from work. Had to make a 45 minutes detour. Sent a picture of the crossing to my then supervisor but I still got comments about being late. I re-sent him the same picture with text message while he was still talking me down.

    Yort
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well yeah, Amy, you should’ve taken the bus that wasn’t going to catch on fire, duh.

    Alphabet Soupy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s when they have NO argument left!

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    #13

    Employees-Trouble-Work-Weirdest-Reasons

    yettinim Report

    MagicalUnicorn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's ridiculous at best, sexist at worst

    snipergun
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Announcement for all male colleagues: if you can't wash your dishes, call your mom.

    BoredHuman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I worked a security desk afternoon shift at a luxury condo . I was the only female. The men would leave their dirty coffee cups and garbage for me to clean every day. We had our own lunch room. ALL the men. The superintendent, the male security staff etc. I cleaned it cause I could not stand the mess and did not want to make waves. . One day I arrive and there is left over food and garbage everywhere. Someone had booked a family lunch in our party room and given the left overs to staff. I was told to clean it. this was Friday. I refused to clean it. I left a note for the female cleaning staff to not do it if the male guards asked and told the weekend guards not to touch it. By Monday it REEKED and could be smelled in the lobby. The female cleaner told me the security supervisor called her in to clean it up and she returned with a bottle of clean and a sponge and handed it to him. I still get pissed off thinking about the disrespect.

    Miguel justino C
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone actually said this. You’re a woman do the dishes. That’s insane.

    Toby Flenderson
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited)

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    Or it could be she is omitting that she happened to be the junior-most employee, to whom that task usually falls.

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    JoanieBalonie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel your pain. I worked many years for the federal government. Actually had a guy walk down the hall into my office to tell me that the stapler in the copy room was out of staples. My response was "and your point is"? Didn't get in trouble but the guy was mad.

    Dan Buczynski
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    By "wash" do you mean "throw out the window"? Because here.

    Tim R
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then you should get mad at them for not tuning up and detailing your car for you...

    Chiuki
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unless you're the actual dishwasher, tell them to kick rocks. If anyone forces you to wash dishes, do like my little brother. He purposely did it so badly - left them less than clean and with soap on them - nobody wanted him to do it again.

    Winx
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got in trouble for the same thing. The next day I replaced all the dishes, silverware, and cups with paper ones and put up a sign saying if you cant take care of real dishes you can't have them.

    SPQRBob
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well gosh! I don't see that duty in my job description, nor was it discussed during my interview, and at no time did you explicitly direct me to do it. I'm afraid that I will need to contest this write-up directly with HR unless you put down in writing EXACTLY why you believe I should have just known that this was my job. (*Inside your head: Please, please, please be stupid enough to write the real reason...!*)

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    #14

    Employees-Trouble-Work-Weirdest-Reasons

    PattersonDaisy Report

    Jayne Kyra
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Finish the banana and straight to HR for harassment.

    snipergun
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If male colleagues can't go around without thinking inappropriate about someone eating banana, they need to be trained. Everyone in office should get at least 3 bananas to eat that day in office. I'd definitely do that.

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The male colleagues can't help it when the manager is a pervert, though. And "manager" is a gender neutral word.

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    BoredHuman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is bullshit. Women are constantly viewed as nothing more then pleasure pods for men and told to not arouse them. How about we change the way men think of women and treat women are normal productive members of society. This make me so angry

    Ty Stratton-Quirk
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Oddly enough, there was no reaction when I was cutting a carrot into bite-sized chunks with a little guillotine..."

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    See, this is a ridiculous thing to sexualize. Unless they actually want “it” bitten off! As if “it” was a comparable length to even the smallest banana, to begin with.

    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was taken to task for eating a cruller (long, thin donut). My male colleagues who made suggestive (and in a couple cases, outright pornographic) comments were not reprimanded in any way.

    JuniorCJ82
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you get aroused around women eating vaguely phallic foods, maaaaaybe you shouldn't be around women?

    Yoga Kitty
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had a male colleague who looked at me "like that" and tried to embarrass me while I innocently ate a banana. I have neither time nor patience for this cřap! I also had a cucumber in my veggie stash - should have been for later that day but I ate it directly afterwards. As a whole. Biting heartily into it. Like a velociraptor. All the time making eye contact with him. Message received!

    Trillian
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do you inappropriately eat a banana? Were you not using a fork and knife or what lol?

    NsG
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Usually making lingering eye contact. This may not be limited to bananas. Mr Whippy ice creams are also subject to inappropriate eye contact.

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    SomePeopleCallMeMaurice
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yet if a man had eaten the banana…he was the one who sexualized it! He should have been spoken to about sexual harassment.

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    #15

    Employees-Trouble-Work-Weirdest-Reasons

    JadeJurek Report

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nice to read that for once that misogyny wasn't rewarded.

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Glad you mentioned he was temporary.

    Douglas Mock
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yay! I love seeing, "it did not go well for him." Finally showing up.

    Leodavinci
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How does a "temporary" boss even have that kind of authority?

    IlovemydogShilo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sure you are a great Mum. Your kids are lucky to have you.

    Hollie Marie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm going to cut your pay because I think you are a bad mother who doesn't spend time with their child. I will also judge you for not being able to provide for that child's needs because I cut your pay.

    PixxelDust
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hate to be the one to ask, but what's MS?

    Dee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Multiple sclerosis, a degenerative disease.

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    JD Lee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I worked for my husbands family. I had a baby & was back at work full time in 4 days (two of which were the weekend). I was expected to bring the kid in & continue working with a newborn like nothing had changed. FIL cut my pay to half but not my workload… He couldn’t tell my why. He just felt it necessary. I would have just quit but that would have caused problems I didn’t have the time or energy for. Merica. (FIL is a rabid trump fan. Go figure)

    OhBlahDi OhBlahDa
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "It did not go well for him." Gleeful laugh.

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    #16

    Employees-Trouble-Work-Weirdest-Reasons

    msheddylammar Report

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing more satisfying than to be able to humiliate your boss in public. "Yes, I found the solution my bossed claimed, by not looking at the symptoms, but by looking for the cause."

    classbag
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've had some pretty awful bosses, but I've never had a desire to humiliate someone in public. That just seems like the sort of thing you feel bad about later, even if you thought the person deserved it at the time.

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    Kona Pake
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How did a non-team player get into a position of responsibility, he should be demoted.

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is it so difficult for bosses to understand that their staff's success is their success too and they don't need to claim their work?

    Paul Mitchell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ....and then they look like complete fools when they are found out.

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    MelFunction
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Any decent boss would have been proud to tell others that it was His underling that came up with such an excellent solution. He could have still taken credit, not for having the idea, but for hiring the people smart enough to have the ideas.

    karin s.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A collegue did something like that. Our boss was seizing all our work and after the collegue had quitted the job, them refused to re-write several articles that came back from the reviewing process. The boss could not do it himself although he was mentioned as the responsible scientist/author.

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Always the best way to do it. I have had too many asshole bosses who took credit for my ideas—-and the bonuses, raises, and promotions that resulted from it—-so I learned to leave out important information like that. Whenever I’m put in charge, I always give credit where credit is due. Most bottom level employees don’t get enough recognition from the mucky-mucks. Having been one of them, I try to make sure they do.

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    #17

    Employees-Trouble-Work-Weirdest-Reasons

    NoPantsSatCos Report

    snipergun
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even better if it confuses clients, they might take you seriously.

    Samuel Neff
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sad his took me a minute to figure out. Even worse, studies show it is absolutely true. Resumes with an ambiguously gendered name are far more successful in many industries than clearly female names. Sucks.

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    Max
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is knowing the gender of someone working with you that important? Maybe for pronouns, IDK? But it's not gonna impact the quality of their work or anything.

    Yort
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s only really important for healthcare settings, because some people are more comfortable with a doctor (including dentist or therapist) who's one sex or the other, but then you’d have more info to go off than just someone’s gender neutral nickname.

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    Dan Buczynski
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't believe you would be so bold as to be called by your actual name. Ugh.

    ThatOneWriter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And your gender is their business because? It doesn't change how you do your job. 🤷🏻‍♀️

    Samuel Neff
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Change signature to "Sam (I'm a woman which my boss thinks is important for you to know for some crazy reason)." My name is Sam too. Does my gender matter here? No.

    Lord Mysticlaw
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I work for a company with offices and employees in multiple countries. Obviously many foreign names that can get pretty confusing. Everyone mixed up male/female and name/surname once on a while. We have a chuckle about it and move on.

    Id row
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does it matter what gender you are? I mean, unless you're an escort, then I could see the client being upset, lol.

    Douglas Mock
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'Confused about gender' is illegal twaddle that should be punished.

    Samuel Neff
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Completely depends on what country. Even in USA, no real negative action was taken against the employee, only says "scolded". Very unlikely to be actionable. Still horrible, but unlikely any legal recourse.

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    Luthian
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I work as a mobile assessor and my full name is Luthien but I go by Lu because it is a lot easier over the phone and with clients who have poor hearing. However, the amount of times I've turned up at someone's house and they tell me they were expecting an Asian man. One person refused me entry even after I showed ID until the call centre confirmed who I was.

    Bora Zrinyi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you don't work at a brothel, they don't have to know about your gender.

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    #18

    Employees-Trouble-Work-Weirdest-Reasons

    sambutwithbooks Report

    bumble bee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Couldn't you just eat around the eggs ;)

    earringnut
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yah, just eat the plate, the table, etc.

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    Hobby Hopper
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was once told I should go along with my coworkers when they go out to eat every week to build social connections... at an entry level job with entry level pay... and supporting a wife and baby. I wanted to tell my boss I'd happily be there if he covered the bill, but I didn't have the stones for it.

    Memere
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had the same thing happen in a way - got invited for the weekly lunch a week or two after I had just started, but didn't have the money. I turned them down the first time, but didn't mention that I couldn't afford it. I didn't get told I had to go, but I did get shut out of all the "team building" socializing from there on out! Didn't bother me tho, I was admin for the risk & safety guy & we were stuck in the HR department because no one knew what to do with us & they couldn't be bothered to just keep the two of us as an individual department.

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    Katherine Boag
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One work shouted lunch was sushi. I had to leave the room so i didnt throw up from the seaweed smell, pregnant coworker was not impressed (cold rice is a listeria risk i think).

    Stacy Rae
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not about the rice, it's about the possible bacteria and murcury in the raw fish.

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    Douglas Mock
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another winner of the labour jackpot. Being marked down for avoiding your attempted murder? Get a good lawyer.

    Id row
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd be tempted to eat the eggs and then sue the sh*t out of them.

    A Jones
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    time to give a howdy doo to HR

    Pa4040
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I refuse to go on team building events from work (prior Covid), as i clearly explained that I am not interested and I have plenty of housework to do after work, and I want to pay attention to my fiance instead. Nor do i drink. Nor do i eat out (i can cook better than that!). My choice was respected, and no one bothered me for it. Makes me wish such a situation would arise that someone would attempt to intimidate or force me to such an event, they will get an earful out of me.

    karin s.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am not allergic to eggs but "allergic" to people crossing my body´s boundaries without consent - the amount of people being angry that I won´t let them command my intake of food or beverage is ridiculous.

    Yort
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m not allergic to eggs, but I can’t eat them for breakfast. They make me ill in the morning. Most food does.

    Apachebathmat
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You couldn’t just take one for the team? Selfish 😉

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    #19

    Employees-Trouble-Work-Weirdest-Reasons

    katiehodgie Report

    Kay blue
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to know what aggressive eyebrows look like.

    Katinka Min
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How come, your uni did not have eyebrow grooming as a class?? I thoguht that was an international requirement for future doctors!

    KC Lancaster
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was yelled at by my boss for having "insolent eyebrows". A member of my team who did the websites for our 380+ clients was completely overwhelmed and barred from OT. I asked said teammate if I could speak up for him. When he agreed, the boss told me that the work should be able to be completed in a normal 40 hour week. My surprised eyebrows, having a mind of their own, shot up. He said he could write me up for insubordination due to that facial response. He didn't but I would have LOVED to see him try to explain it to HR;p

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a nursing supervisor who told me she DEMANDED respect. I respectfully informed her that one does not demand respect from anyone, One earns the respect of others and if she kept this attitude toward people she would never get the respect she did not deserve. She reported me to the Director, I had witnesses - she spent the rest of her career in a scut job that had very little contact with people!

    Lord Mysticlaw
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aggressive eyebrows? What does that even mean? 🤣🤣🤣

    Chiuki
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm picturing you as Groucho Marx. Tell me I'm right!

    Clare Ashton
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think they were confusing their doctor's. It is Doctor Who who has aggressive eyebrows.

    Sue Phillips
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "aggressive eyebrows"?! Were they trying to crawl off your face and attack somebody?

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    #20

    Employees-Trouble-Work-Weirdest-Reasons

    TamarWrites Report

    Viviane
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then he sternly added "At this family planning clinic, we use 'shark week'."

    Sheila Stamey
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Super secret password: tampon string. No guy like that would ever guess it and if they do, they are afraid to type that exact sequence of letters lest their man bits become confused like a kitten and ask to play with the dangly.

    Weasel Wise
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My last job had amazing male coworkers...we collectively called periods "shark week" and nobody had a single problem when "shark week" came up in conversation. Sorry you had to deal with a bunch of babies.

    meh
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes and so is pee-pee and poo-poo and while we are at it bring a feeding bottle for him.

    Indy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh yeah, t's the equivalent of shouting bomb on an airplane. What a douche

    Irish Lad
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Early in my management career I thought I was being worldly & wise when an employee told me she didn't come in the day before because of her cramps from her period. I replied, "My sister has periods and she still goes to work. I think you can too." Didn't know the wide variety of cramp experiences out there.

    Beth Lovett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should of said , well dude I will show you ....

    PixxelDust
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    because women aren't allowed to have reproductive systems or bodily functions /s

    HorrorEyeArcade
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this s**t exists kyle get over yourself

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    #21

    Employees-Trouble-Work-Weirdest-Reasons

    RecoveryOccupy Report

    MagicalUnicorn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hope you learned :D to be hones at my first job i learned very fast that working efficiently for higher ups means 'more time to do other people's job'

    Memere
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And with no extra pay for doing the extra work! Happened to me too. And never show anyone a more efficient, cost-effective way to do something because you will NOT get the credit for kt!

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    Marcellus II
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had a job like that too. Came to understanding with my office-mate/line-manager that I would just spend at least 50% of my time on another underpaid job (freelance, text editing)... The combined income made it a very comfortable income.

    Memere
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're lucky you got the extra pay! At my last job, where I had worked for 11 years, I was always picking up 'the slack' but never got paid for any of it.

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    Steve Wilson
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First machinist job was union. Did my best to do a good job. Got pulled to the side by the union steward who told me I was making the other guys look bad & to only make half as many parts per hour as I had been. It stayed that way until the place went broke and everyone lost their job. Great union leadership there for sure.🤮

    Pa4040
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This! Summer job in a paper factory in my hometown. 2 weeks into it, our team of high schoolers were told to slow down as we were making the full-time workers look bad :)

    Cass Malone
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My FILs motto is "Never show them what you can do"

    Viv Hart
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Other jobs want you to work faster!

    Rick Hoppenbrouwer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I worked in a union shop caught s**t for the same thing. They didn't like it when I suggested the others work harder to keep up. Company CEO thought my Idea was great.

    JuJu
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't this how Hot Fuzz started :)

    a_smol_berry
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would hang it on the fridge.

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    #22

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    BendoWithEndo Report

    Marcellus II
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only severed heads can be weighed accurately. There's not just loss of fluids, but also some of the weight gets carried by the shoulders etc so measurement is incorrect. Or so I'm told.

    Terran
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, can confirm. For a medical procedure my head had to be weighed and they had to detach it first. They accidentally put it back facing the wrong direction, which makes my life quite miserable but I have to live with it.

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    Dan Buczynski
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA who's awesome? YOU!

    BasedWang
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lmfao this is damn funny tho

    Damon Tripodi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes people don't realize things cost money especially on a postal machine

    Indy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would of liked to work with them.

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    #23

    Employees-Trouble-Work-Weirdest-Reasons

    AndrewKehoe8 Report

    Pheebs
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love when people are baffled by others do math in their head. Had a teacher just stare at me once when I gave him an answer to fraction subtraction. Wasn’t even a math class, it was photography. He was showing us how to cut print mats, and asked someone what the difference was between two measurements. Not sure why he was so surprised.

    Chiuki
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yer makin us look stoopid cuz ur not stoopid. 🐵

    V Martinez
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was taught that using a calculator can sometimes be considered cheating because you're not doing the work on your own-on paper or in your brain. Which, btw, is good brain exercise.

    Robert T
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've done the reverse. I once did an entire maths exam in my head because I forgot my calculator and was scared that I would get a telling off if I asked for one!

    Jane Alexander
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well what did you expect if you get caught thinking on the job?

    Christoph
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    incompetent people are easily threatened...which we learned from the last administration here in the US

    Persephone
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stupid people are easier to control and manipulate, and therefore more "desirable"...

    seedogg
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    4 years ago

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    Tarryn Louise
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is more about their lack of faith in your accuracy of the numbers. I can kinda understand this, we all have our good and bad days, a few numbers off can cause loss for a business or trouble with the taxes.

    Dee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One could argue it’s just as easy for fingers to fumble..

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    #24

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    Chris_s____ Report

    Jayne Kyra
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For those as confused as I was: "They are the exact same. Clip, but apparently if you put the larger loop to the back and the smaller loop to the front it gives more support and is the correct way to do it."

    Aldert Nagel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well you need to think if the paper knows what is back or front? Ir does not so there is no "right way"

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    Clarf
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It took me a minute to figure this one out. I thought they were just 2 different sized paper clips used the same way.

    Colin Saunders
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i was a laborer, manual shovel, shovelling dirt, by hand, and was told i was doing it wrong. holy f***, i lasted 3 months with that guy. i don't know how.

    Ellie Rosser
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a boss once who didn't like the way I stapled cards together. He took me aside with an unstapler and redid them "properly" and then 'kindly requested' that I be more careful in future. He was actually a nice guy, just way too a**l to work for for very long.

    Marcellus II
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Business opportunity: develop and sell larger paperclip, whose 'small loop' is exactly the size of this 'big loop'.

    rspanther
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well obviously, the right way to paperclip something is the right way. Doing it the other way is just unprofessional looking.

    Philippe Wang
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would you put the smaller part front?!

    Leodavinci
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What kind of barbarian does this? Civilized people everywhere know the one on the left is correct.

    H.L.Lewis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This happened to me in grade school. The substitute teacher decided that I was forming my 9's wrong. Even after showing her how I drew my 9's, she seemed unconvinced. Unless the paper clip was just too big?

    Eric Lafleur
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me to an intern: "That's not how I showed it to you. But if it works with same or better results, I learned something today. Thanks!"

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    #25

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    DoctorKirbs Report

    KJ
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We had a new start that got a complaint made about him by an older co-worker. They were being trained and following one of my crib sheets, crib sheet said click "return" (easier for non computer using older guy to follow), new start pressed enter instead. Big drama and lots of explaining that they did the same thing.

    Ffaelan Condragh
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had to look. My current keyboard does not even have a return. Just 2 enters.

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    El muerto
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had a internship at a museum, where I was suppose to catalogue a collection of porcelain, basically go in a register, copy the registration number from the warehouse to the exposition with the description (a couple of hundred objects)...It took me about 8 hours when she though it would take the whole week...I copy pasted from one registry to the other...for years they had copy one at the time by hand (in the same system)...but boss got a bit mad because I didn't do it the same way they always did. but the yeah, nobody had think of it and she change her mind afterwards.

    Id row
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do the stupidest people become bosses?

    Bill
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Impossible to hack or run some sort of software to be able to pick up and read through Sharpie using the miniscule height difference

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    Jill Hojnacki
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Early on in my career I was a computer operator. Had a boss who, after I’d run a batch of checks, insisted I take the computer generated check register that got produced along with the checks and enter all of the numbers into a calculator. If my calculator tape didn’t match the computerized printout, I had to run the numbers again until they matched. The calculator tape then had to be attached to the printout as “proof” that the computer had added the numbers correctly & so had printed the correct amounts ooh the checks. Because the totals balanced, y’know. 🤪

    Chiuki
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Were you working at the DMV or some other government office?

    A Jones
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The 60's called, they want their editing methods back.

    Memere
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep, I've seen this one many times in the last 15 years!

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    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once explained in slow motion / stop motion how to log in to a new school system to an older teacher. (Basically "Type your name" TAB "Type your password" ENTER) Was told to slow it down because not everyone was a Bill effing Gates.

    Hemlock Tea
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was a receptionist one of the sales staff would print out a pdf document, have me fill it out on a typewriter, then scan and email it to him. He insisted on the typewriter... This was in 2011.

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    #26

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    KainKravitch Report

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Been watching video's from US expats working in Europe who are all flabbergasted that people pack up and go home at the end of the day and there's no boss getting furious about it.

    Billy Maguire
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't know who they work for. MY boss insists that I leave at quitting time - may have something to do with the fact that he has to pay overtime for anything over eight hours.

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    A Jones
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "well, exxxxcuuuuse me for having a life outside of work."

    Memere
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's literally the only thing I enjoyed about my last job before retiring. I was an hourly employee at the corporate office of a major candy company in the U.S. Hourly employees there were treated like the factory employees - we had to clock in & out on an old fashioned time clock with an actual paper card; if we were late, we got "tardy" marks & written up after 3 tardies, fired after 5. The best thing was that no one could contact us before or after working hours (if they did, we got paid!), & we were required to be gone from our desks at clock-out time. There were soooo many nitpicky, childish rules at that place, happy that they got sold to a major European candy company & changes were made. But I'm livin' the dream now, I'm lucky enough to be retired.

    seedogg
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Memere, wouldn't happen to be Ghirardelli Chocolate Company in California would it?

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    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Especially if you’re salaried. Just try comparing your hourly rate, for instance, for 50 hours of work to your 40 hour rate plus time and a half for overtime. An example will make that clearer. Say your 40 hour salary is $800, or $20/hr. Your OT rate would be $30/hr. If you worked 10 extra hours that week’s pay period, that would be an extra $300 in your paycheck. But if you’re salaried and work an extra 10 hours in a one week pay period, you don’t make extra—-in fact you make less per hour. $800 divided by 40 is $20/hr. But $800 divided by 50 is $16/hr. See why they just love to offer you salary instead of hourly?

    Chiuki
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The work culture in the Netherlands is very fair, and work-life balance is important. Even the boss is out of there at 5. Any work outside of your contracted hours must be compensated somehow. Cash or time-for-time.

    Ann Coffman
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're not allowed to criticize me... SO DON'T!!

    Lin B
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had been working 65-70 hours a week when I was diagnosed with a heart condition. My cardiologist immediately put me on a 40 hour schedule, including commuting, and wrote a letter to HR for my personnel record. The first thing my boss said was, "well s**t, we’re really busy. How long is this going to last?" It lasted 7 months and every few weeks he’s ask me if I could work longer hours.

    OffKeySinger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a technology contractor for an American apparel company that typically works 50-60 hours but only get paid for 40. It started off as occurring one week a month, but after awhile, it became consistently every week required that amount of work. When I griped, I was told to consider myself a salary employee...just without paid time off, paid holiday, or any benefits. Since everyone else does the same, they never know their true capacity and when they actually need to hire more resources

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    RonmanFi Report

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your highness and most esteemed employer, to my indescribable sorrow I am compelled to inform you that it is impossible for me to visit your temple of underpaid labor because of a temporary weakness in my mental health. I will do my best to overcome this barrier in my productivity as quickly as possible in order to be able to serve you optimally again as soon as possible.

    alex mitchell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bipolar myself. A good manager goes a long way.

    ThatOneWriter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay /this/ manager I like. They understand that mental health issues are health issues and accommodated their employee. The higher-ups, however, can shove off.

    Donna Johansen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, I just got removed from my workplace and put into a separate office in another location because I rang in sick with a migraine and I was apparently 'disrespectful' because i was screaming in pain and vomiting at the time. Usually we could text in and I had text pre-set on the phone to send because in a bad migraine i really can't function. They changed the rules and wanted to hear me - when they heard me I got in trouble. "Your co-worker was distressed. You were rude. It doesn't matter how bad your headache is, you can still be polite." WTF.

    Persephone
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Migraines aren't headaches!! You look/ feel/ sound like you are stroking out! Ugh... I'm so sorry when I hear of other people dealing with this. You are not (safely) functional with migraines!

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    Marcellus II
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So how much is 'respect' worth to a company? Hiring and training new employees costs heaps of money.

    Rachel Adams
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had the same problem. Somedays i was so bad i couldn't function at all, couldn't move or even speak to anyone due to mental health, but was expected to actually phone in sick and speak to someone, not email or text, and a family member couldn't do it, it had to be me.

    Persephone
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How dare you for having empathy rather than be an H.R. peon!!! (This is sarcasm, since it is lost on some B.P.'s here)... Thank you, for being one of the few to understand and support your employees.

    Cassie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not violating the ADA for your fragile sense of superiority.

    S D
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As someone that also suffers from depression an anxiety, I appreciate bosses like this. I am so thankful that I have a good relationship with my boss and if I need to be out, simply saying "im not having a good day" in an email is respected.

    HorrorEyeArcade
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    MENTAL HEALTH IS JUST AS IMPORTANT AS PHYSICAL HEALTH

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    #28

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    RLokomotiv Report

    Marcellus II
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On Monday, half the employees shuffle in like zombies, so I'm not sure why the receptionist could be surprised.

    Apachebathmat
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry boss, it turns out it was just one of them 24 hour deaths

    #29

    Employees-Trouble-Work-Weirdest-Reasons

    ChrisYoules Report

    rspanther
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a long time to be at the copier.

    Otter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you'd been humming the same tune for six months, you're lucky your co-workers didn't kill you in a mob and bury the pieces in the furnace room.

    Marcellus II
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it was not that of the Ringo Starr-narrated series, you'd deserve to be sacked.

    Brandy Grote
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So start humming Mission Impossible theme or other earworm!

    SPQRBob
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sunny days! Chasing the... clouds away! On my way... to where the air is sweet! Can you tell me how to get.... how to get to Sesame Street?

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    Hobby Hopper
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once gave a coworker a poster of Sir Topham Hatt with the words "You have caused confusion and delay" printed on it.

    MyOpinionHasBeenServed
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL If I was drinking something I would have spat it out

    Dolly_of TheCowboy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The typical malfunctioning printer/copier that never got replaced because "you nurses don't need admin office equipment (handover sheets, patient file paperwork yeah nooo never use paper on a ward). Got in trouble for putting up a sign next to the printer of the Bob Marley picture "this printer's name is Bob Marley because it's always jammin". Told it was "inappropriate levels of humour for a hospital". I was always getting in trouble for being too cheerful, finding humour in a situation or trying to improve morale in the staff. Apparently humourless, soul sucking experiences are the best way to recover your mental health

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    #30

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    BenHanson1989 Report

    Katinka Min
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, actually, with the accent it's pretty racist. So a brief talk about this is not a bad idea.

    Celeste Grant
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you haven't seen the series (I haven't) it is strange at best but could easily be seen as racist at worst. I agree it shouldn't be put up in public; you are assuming that everyone will get the joke, and whilst the show is popular, it is designed for a certain demographic which almost certainly doesn't include all your colleagues. This is a massive fail on behalf of the poster who has shown their immaturity.

    Yoga Kitty
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    4 years ago

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    I do not know the guy on the poster or how he speaks - to me this seems racist so I am with the management on this one...

    Stephanie IV
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s a direct quote from a series on TV. It’s a token of love and reverence for a well loved, respected character - no doubt the person who put the sign up is a huge fan. https://youtu.be/rY2fXMG2UDc

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    Persephone
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WTF.... I can only make assumptions on the leanings of your "H.R.", and they ARE NOT FAVORABLE!!!

    TJay
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is the series...I have no idea who the person is...I wanna google

    Stephanie IV
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gosh, that’s hilarious!

    Nooberton
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    your boss is a absolute, complete, 100%, pure, total, full, utter, downright, sheer, aggregate, grand retard

    Chiuki
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    4 years ago

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    Are you sure the manager isn't a bit homophobic? Maybe that's why they were so upset about the sign. (Not sure how many of you have seen the series)

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    #31

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    SteveMonk_ Report

    Chiuki
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Watches boss ram pallet truck into wall* "Got it boss - I can do that!

    Kona Pake
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does it have to be this fall or can it be that wall over there?

    Pheebs
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oooh, I had a customer call me that my first day on register because I didn’t know how to change the register paper (old register, with the two copy slips). Manager got cranky when it was her fault I didn’t know, and her fault the customer was mad because she wouldn’t get off a personal call to assist.

    Yoga Kitty
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe you would like to look up "Staplerfahrer Klaus" on YouTube - no need to understand German; Klaus has just successfully passed the driving test for fork lifts and is now on his first day at work...

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    #32

    Employees-Trouble-Work-Weirdest-Reasons

    BradfemlyWalsh Report

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    US working culture in a netshell: Not wasting hours at coffee machines is heavily frowned upon, because that means you're using your time in an efficient way and can leave at 5pm, which is heavily frowned upon, instead of staying late to show your dedication to your job, which is also heavily frowned upon.

    Samantha Lomb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty sure this person is British. The Kathleen Stock she is supporting is a Philosophy prof at U. Sussex getting fired over some transphobia row.

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    Bryn
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If anything, the interviewer isn't a team player for not letting the person not drink the drink

    Chiuki
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    DRINK THE KOOL-AID! I hope you quickly ran away!

    El muerto
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    should have asked for a mojito...

    Yort
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t accept beverages from strangers.

    DrGirlfriend
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You won , I see you could of been working tons of Team Player hours for no pay, asking to be compensated wouldn't be a team player

    Marcellus II
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or you know you're stressed with shakey hands, and don't want to risk finishing up with a stained shirt and/or minor burns. We don't want employees that think ahead around here, they must live in the moment.

    #33

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    Jonthemon6 Report

    KJ
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Time to deploy the "ministry of silly walks" style.

    Helena Houzarová
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Clearly employees must teleport or use invisibility cloak while moving around.

    Shelby P
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got reprimanded once for not smiling at people in the morning.

    Yort
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *moonwalks to printer while humming Thomas the Tank Engine*

    #34

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    TurtleSoupMix Report

    BasedWang
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wearing a red hat I presume?

    MikeWheelerFan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Definitely. I don’t know who downvoted this. Probably idiot Trumpers.

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    Brandy Grote
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But you were hired because speaking spanish to some customers is helpful. That other customer? It's not about you. Stop eavesdropping!

    H.L.Lewis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What if you were from Spain?

    Rachael Sampson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So the racist asshole's feelings are more important than the person who is being treated as inferior?! Are you kidding me?!

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    #35

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    dmschmeyer Report

    Bill
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Surely you can't be serious?" "Yes I'm serious and stop calling me Shirley."

    Chiuki
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Roger that, Roger. We have clearance, Clarence. What's our Vector, Victor?

    Kona Pake
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The proper response should have been “ Roger that”.

    Alan Green
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perhaps send her a dictionary so she can look the word up?

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She never watched Airplane! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IC7pZSd8iRg

    Eric Lafleur
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Go around the office whistling "A Boy named Sue".

    Blarrg
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I responded to an emailed request with "Roger that." The recipient was indignant, feeling that my reply implied that I though she was barking orders at me.

    Katinka Min
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Roger, roger. We have clearance, clarence". I am not going to revisit that movie - almost everything comedy from my childhood is unwatchable to me, nowadays. But that scene is still golden.

    Courage the Cowardly Dog
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A period or exclamation mark can make that sentence different.

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    #36

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    nasdarovye Report

    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fun fact: Soviet spies trained during the cold war were in fact told NOT to do too well in a job. They had to be seen as a hard worker but not too good that they stand out.

    a_smol_berry
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was excepting “or so I’ve heard” at the end. Super cool fact either way! :)

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    Chiuki
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If she were a spy, don't you think she would have come up with a less-Russian sounding name? 🤨

    J. F.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But what if it's the classic double bluff? Nobody would suspect a russian spy to use a russian name, and therefor they would be less suspicious.

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    Yort
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Soviet spies are always taking restaurant jobs.

    Brandy Grote
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Darn those Russkis, infiltrating our precious Chilis!

    #37

    Employees-Trouble-Work-Weirdest-Reasons

    saralikeclara Report

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Report him for assault and harassment and creating a hostile work environment.

    Chiuki
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't workplace bullying a thing you can report?

    Yoga Kitty
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had an older colleague stomp into our office, throw print outs of my emails on the floor in front of me and screaming at the top of his lungs to stop sending him those as "I was disturbing him working on the computer with it". He then turned around and wanted to leave. I called him back, picked the papers up, handed them back to him and told him that I still needed his replies on those, please and thank you. He never acted up like that again. Poor bloke, I am sure he was completely overwhelmed with all this new computer stuff but you cannot scream at a colleague like that!

    #38

    Employees-Trouble-Work-Weirdest-Reasons

    KarlT0 Report

    Roxy Eastland
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Absolutely classic, if that wasn't appreciated they have no souls.

    Chewie Baron
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA!!!!!

    Chiuki
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Torture them while making them wait! Genius plan to lose customers or kill in-house satisfaction rating!

    Sara Messina
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That might be a copyright issue tho. Also they are a bit creepy out of context

    Destini Mattocks
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had to look that one up, was not dissappointed. Effing perfect!

    #39

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    whycantdogs Report

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "If this happens once more, I'm off to the competitor."

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    #40

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    leadXxsisterXx Report

    Memere
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's always satisfying to see malicious compliance in action!

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not even using a professional camera?

    DrGirlfriend
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My phone camera specs are insane, it's super common nowadays to use smart phones as they usually come with good lenses and program. It's Capabilities surprised me for sure and many many companies will use them for media push and portfolios building

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    #41

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    KelliePina Report

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No good deed goes unpunished. At the same time people are complaining why this society is becoming so brutal, unfriendly and harsh.

    BoredHuman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was middle aged and they were all younger. I was the supervisor. I used to bring in donuts etc the odd time for a job well done treat. Got called into upper management and was told to stop because I was the supervisor not the staffs mother. I wonder if I was a man or much younger if this would have happened.

    Yort
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She should’ve started bringing in stuff like cookies but not shared them. Just show up with a huge pile of homemade cookies and eat them alone, not offering them to anyone, not leaving them anywhere.

    Tom Hanlin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Every time", eh? If they complained the first time, why did you keep doing it? This sounds more passive-aggressive than actually nice.

    CultOfBambi
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    I had been wondering that myself! It would be interesting to hear her colleague's side. Did she give regular cookies to a vegan? An xmas card to a Jewish person perhaps? Possibly she is just a tiresome drama queen? For them to actually complain there must be more to it.

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    Tobias Rieper
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i think we are only hearing one side to this why would people complain about you being nice doesnt make sense to me where did she work for a group of evil supervillains sounds like porky pies to me

    #42

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    NickRodriguez00 Report

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For normal people 10 °C. That's a good temperature for a fruity white wine but 8° beneath the temperature for a sturdy red wine.

    NsG
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope the original tweet is hyperbole because it's illegal to make your employees (at least office based ones who are doing no physical activity) work at less than 16°C. There's no maximum temperature for some reason.

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    Chiuki
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What kind of office could possibly be kept so cold - was it a morgue?

    Guy MacGregor
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    50 degrees? You die at this temperature! The Sahara average temperature is 40 degrees!

    Kona Pake
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Worked on a first generation vacuum tube computer system where if both computers systems went down, it would snow. If the air conditioner went down, all 172,000 vacuum tubes with blow.

    Rider
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I reprimanded my boss/the owner for keeping the office cold like that. Told him I couldn't type if I couldn't feel my hands, so either he could type his own documents or get a fan. I drove him nuts, but I was worth it and he knew it.

    Memere
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We always kept cardigans at our desks in my office - it was cold enough that I didn't have to keep my lunch in the refrigerator! And the cube farm was configured so that almost every desk had a non-adjustable A/C vent above it, blowing cold air right where the employee had to sit!

    Brandy Grote
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unless you are in the depths of winter, that would cost more in a/c than just running a fan...

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    #43

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    16MrsH Report

    Tobias Rieper
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    right because some how its her fault it would matter what she wore he would still probably still stare at her breasts

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the Netherlands by law every business has an obligation to prevent sexual harassment and any kind of unwanted behavior. Many of them have a counselor who will act as an intermediary between the complainant and management.

    Chiuki
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Work functions are still governed under employment law. No excuses for his behavior and he earned the right to be fired because of that, plus at your performance review they only added insult to injury.

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    Lolabug16 Report

    Libstak
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Similar thing happened to me, but I,m childless. I couldn't understand why I was feeling so unwell either. Turned out I had uterus cancer.

    Kona Pake
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Always record meetings with HR.

    Leodavinci
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Schools are worse petri dishes that cruise ships.

    MyOpinionHasBeenServed
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had pretty much the same "discussion" with HR at my job. I was suggested "to not choose to get sick and stop blaming getting sick from others because it's not fair, and I can't come in and infect other people."...

    Yort
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They do this bs with schools, too. They yell at you if you come to school sick, but also throw a fit if you miss school because you’re sick. And I know a couple of times I caught what I was sick with AT SCHOOL. The only solution is to drop out and live in the woods.

    Dolly_of TheCowboy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is most hospitals to a tee, and has beome even worse during covid. Official emails regularly come out over the years saying "stay home if sick. You must not attend work if you have symptoms." Now they add "You must go and get tested and stay home until you receive a negative test result". Ok no worries. Common sense. Now we get called in "you've taken 3 sick days in the last 3 months" yeah I was sick and I had to stay away until the test results come back (usually takes longer than 24hrs). I submitted the doctor's certificates for the time off and the results of the tests. "This is an unacceptable use of sick days. You are now on notice that any further absences for sick days will result in further disciplinary action" Ok take me off the covid ward then. "You cannot choose where you are redeployed. If you get sick or believe you have been exposed you will need to call in sick, not attend work, get testing and a doctor's certificate" ..... o.O

    #45

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    KatieWyer0815 Report

    Jayne Kyra
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    TIL what NB/Nota Bene means.

    Marcellus II
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You didn't know?? It's almost as if Latin is going out of fashion. N.B.: It can also mean Non-binary, New Brunswick, or on US Govt maps a National Battlefield. But Nb is Niobium, says Mendelev.

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    Memere
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, and the complainer is supposedly an educated, accomplished scientist. And really, everyone knows the acronym for 'No Bullshit' is NBS.

    Dolly_of TheCowboy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Been told off for using capital letters in an email subject line when we were specifically told we had to highlight the person's name in capital letters in case they had to find them in email inbox searches. Have also been told off for not putting respondents in order of seniority on emails or replies. Did point out the system they used automatically alphabetised multiple respondents and was told I should send out emails separately in order of seniority then

    #46

    Employees-Trouble-Work-Weirdest-Reasons

    mstyczen Report

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    perhaps the senior partner felt sexually harassed by that unbuttoned button hidden under the tie?

    Chiuki
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Partner gives Mike the side-eye* "Bro, are you coming on to me? You're practically naked"

    #47

    Employees-Trouble-Work-Weirdest-Reasons

    AstroTsukino Report

    Viviane
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I'm a professional drug dealer and I act professional!"

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Selling coke out of the salon is indeed a much more professional approach to crime.

    A Jones
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dang, the irony is heavier than dark rum eggnog.

    Max
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    I mean, 'seen' implies she watched someone else do it. She didn't 'see' herself selling coke out of the salon.

    Memere
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell me you've never been in a salon or barbershop without saying you've never been in a salon or barbershop. Geez, Max, there's mirrors on every wall, you can see yourself every way you look!

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    #48

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    RS6484 Report

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The father probably called this example of absolute arseholery "Though love".

    Stephanie IV
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the person on the receiving end of said arseholery probably called him never again.

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    Bender Bending Rodríguez
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is no one bothered by fact that there are two family members in one department? May be this was father's way of showing to other employees he's not giving special treatment to his son?

    Memere
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the dad didn't notice when the son got in the car? Wow, that's a viciously toxic dad, hope the son has cut dad out of his life!

    Tim Douglass
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Having raised sons I can almost guarantee how the morning went. Getting in the car: "You gonna wear those shoes, son?" "Yeah." "Okayyyyy"

    #49

    Employees-Trouble-Work-Weirdest-Reasons

    DaveMightKnow Report

    RJ
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok... that one was kind of deserved.

    Shelby P
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    really??? so accidents aren't allowed... got it.

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    Robert T
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to know how you explained that to your boss.

    Chiuki
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *quickly closes window* Nope, wasn't me!

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's his fault, What's your boss doing, walking around outside the building during working hours?

    Blackadams
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yyyyup....no way you wasnt gonna ba jobnt

    M
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did it hit the boss? Were you fired?

    #50

    Employees-Trouble-Work-Weirdest-Reasons

    joss_berry Report

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He accepted the list and said "No worries, boss, I got your back, bro. "

    El muerto
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    "I'm most joyous to deserve thy gratitud" or "I declare my happiness to be of aid for you at his conjunction" are probably the only acceptable options I think

    Chiuki
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was it the boss's first day in Australia, or was he just uptight?

    Marcellus II
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hopefully "let's circle back on that topic later" is on the list. Or something similar... whenever he asks something, say that stock phrase, demonstratively fish out the list of phrases, and construct your answer laboriously from part-sentences off the list.

    Sheila Stamey
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was told this same thing!!! Why tho?

    alex mitchell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once had a TL tell the team not to say "I'll just bring that up" because it made him think of throwing up. It was in a call centre. What a muppet

    Yort
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate that people think that or “no problem” is rude. That’s why I always took a third option in retail that remains with me out of it - I have a habit of saying “yes” in response to things like “thank you” or compliments. I think that might actually be rude, but nobody’s complained. “Thanks for helping!” “Yep!”

    lara
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate it when someone says "no worries." I don't complain, but I find it lazy and, at best, rude. Either you're welcome or F**K off, but not "no worries."

    Annemarie Mattheyse
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was similarly told in a previous job to never say, "No problem!" when someone thanked me for something...

    Rider
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you say no worries when he handed you the list?

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    goldenshawty_2 Report

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should have asked $300, write the essays and send a copy to the college.

    lara
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No copy something off the internet, then when the little s**t is caught who's he gonna blame?

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    Cratig Report

    Memere
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is horrifying. Plus it was 100% illegal for them to ask for fiance's medical records, that breaks HIPAA laws!

    Dave In MD
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not illegal. Do some research as to what HIPPA is and isn't.

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    Brandy Grote
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    FMLA for a freaking mental health emergency! (That doesn't stand for eff my life always)

    Chiuki
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell them "You'll be hearing from my attorney" as you walk out.

    IlovemydogShilo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know that this is nothing to do with work but the TV my mother bought was still under the extended warranty when she died. In order to put the warranty under my name I had to prove that she was dead to them by sending the shop (PC World) a copy of her death certificate. I have dealt with insurance companies (car, Hose and Pet) the electricity company the phone company and the the broadband and satellite TV people and NONE of them asked for this. Even another shop where we had a warranty out on another product couldn't believe that we were asked for this. Some places just don't care about what you're going through.

    lara
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's illegal. You should have said, "I'll have my lawyer come by."

    Leodavinci
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If this happened in the U.S. after 1996, HIPAA should have been invoked.

    Dave In MD
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Find out what HIPAA is before you post things.

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    #53

    Employees-Trouble-Work-Weirdest-Reasons

    pfffftfacts Report

    Marcellus II
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Clearly made up story... "Apologized next day", as if!

    Sa Ruuu
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A lot of abusers do that? Like it's insanely common for abusers to hurt their loved one then apologize because they don't want them to leave them so they can continue controlling them

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    #54

    Employees-Trouble-Work-Weirdest-Reasons

    kathrynkelley_ Report

    Viviane
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Today (Friday), a lot of my colleagues - including my bosses - will be messaging a version of TGIF. On Mondays, we'll sometimes use Monday to excuse little errors.

    iBlank
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    looks like someone is having a case of the Mondays... Office Space was so on point

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    Pheebs
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And here I get in my Friday meeting and my first comment is almost always “woooo it’s Friday!” My boss’s answer? “Finally. Is it 5 yet?”

    Isabel Care
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to be deliberately and maliciously cheerful to people at work on Monday mornings. It was in anticipation of the next weekend and because they deserved it.

    Mrs S
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I made the mistake of giving my boss my cell# and the OCD lunatic called me every single day after work while I was driving home. Ruined the job for me. I transferred to another department as soon as I could.

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    LibertiesInfo Report

    Rider
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They obviously don't understand the first thing about patrols. Vary the times, length, and route to no one can predict your movements and sneak past you like Link in a dungeon.

    Dolly_of TheCowboy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup same thing in mental health wards doing the head check rounds for the same reason, and they are an important thing to do to minimise people zipping out to get contraband or self-harming and it not being picked up until too late. You get into trouble for doing them "on time" all the time. You get into trouble for doing them late or early if you vary the routine. You get into trouble for doing them too frequently if you believe someone is more unwell and you are waiting for a psych to review. Then they wonder why no one wants to do that job on shift and will chew their own arm off to avoid it

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    Chiuki
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Well, I was held up making photographic evidence!"

    Dolevaal
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Hell the leather"? What does this mean?

    Marcellus II
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Were you late because you'd stood there several minutes *ahem* ascertaining the situation?

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    CianMcGar Report

    Jayne Kyra
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was he not entertained?

    April Stephens
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THIS is my "I'm old" moment. I thought,Gladiator only came out a few years ago... No, it was 21 years ago in 2000.

    Chiuki
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'Were you not entertained' enough to watch it on repeat?

    Tim R
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is absolute torture and I believe a violation of the Geneva Convention!

    #58

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    Amazing_Amy_W Report

    Helena Houzarová
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, a company so transphobic is a joke and deserves to go out of business!

    DrGirlfriend
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My heart just shattered 💔... What a vile and cruel thing to say to someone finally being able to live their life... What a miserable thing to have to deal with. I'm sorry Amy

    Tobias Rieper
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is what people don't seem to get just because they are offended doesn't make them right

    ZAPanda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Name and shame so they can get boycotted...

    Chiuki
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a direct report transition while working for me in a large company. He-she was fantastic and nobody said anything negative about her.

    Marcellus II
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A fair point, if you live in 1960.

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    __else__ Report

    Chiuki
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What the hell kind of restaurant was this, or was there something else going on that the manager wasn't telling you?

    Kona Pake
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should have given him the managers phone number.

    Shadow
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is when you give him a false time hours after you've left and/or after the place has closed.

    lara
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Next time say, I am not sure, my dad's a cop and he picks me up. You want me to call him and find out?

    Amanda Malloy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And what industry is this in??? Very strange.

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    #60

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    MrJonathanMock Report

    #61

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    ElbaDragon Report

    Ian Kelly
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do the thing!( Ok) Don’t do the thing! (Alright) you should have done the thing!

    Fallon Jones
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just wanna know what 'The Thing' is..

    Chiuki
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So she wanted you to do it anyway so she could mark you down for doing something she barred you from doing. Got it.

    Isabel Care
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to get yelled at regularly whenever we ran out of bags. It was my job to order them after getting permission. I always let the MD know what we needed to order and what we should order so we didn't run low. He always said, "Not yet. I'll do it myself" then not do it and yell when we ran out.

    Pheebs
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a manager like that. I started my new job the next day (lucky happenstance), and “regretfully” informed them that, no, I would not keep working weekends for them.

    #62

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    Annacreegan Report

    Chiuki
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bad bosses often say this to salaried employees. Time for a contract check with an extra dose of malicious compliance while looking for something less toxic.

    Yort
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why was O doing your work? lol

    #63

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    UpperLowerClass Report

    ZAPanda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd ask why they were stalking me and ask them if they had a problem that needed a restraining order

    snipergun
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd say yes and no in random order and ask her to note it for further actions.

    Marcellus II
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "You had to be there!", "this one didn't age well...", "too soon?", ...

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    Sa Ruuu
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perfect example of why it should be banned that businesses can hire or fire based on their employees private social medias. Like professional and personal lives are separate, if something from their personal life gets dragged into their professional life then that's a reason to intervene. But it shouldn't be allowed to just base their opinion on someone from social media. That's why there are things like LinkedIn where it's a social media of sorts but professional. Obviously what someone posts on their Facebook might be vastly different than what they post on LinkedIn

    Scott
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes and no.... While I understand the desire for privacy and the concern around them monitoring your social media, if you've identified yourself as their employee on your page, it can still negatively reflect on the company. My profile gives a generic job title and generic company field, but does not specify for whom I work.

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    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Since he was already fired, he could have walked out on her. Kind of stupid to stay there and let her have her powertrip.

    MyOpinionHasBeenServed
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why I have blocked everyone at work on my FB

    Demongrrrrl
    Community Member
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did he post them while at work? On a forum where they could be seen by clients/customers?

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    Alnakar Report

    Brandy Grote
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sick days are earned, legal, and cannot be used as guilt trips.

    Tobias Rieper
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    4 years ago

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    I get that you worked extra but u cant just tell your boss youre take 2 days off its not how it works ask them for sure but to tell them thats not how that works

    Pat Bond
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, you agree compensation for out of hours work before the work is undertaken.....always.

    #65

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    DebutanteRiot Report

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, don't pay attention to the 99.999% succes. Let's focus on the 0,001% fail. Which will lead to the mindset that you'll always get criticized, no matter how hard you try, so you might as well not try at all.

    Kona Pake
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He had to justify his position by nitpicking you.

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    Memere
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like the mailroom supervisor at my last job - the one who refused to buy any updated equipment & supplies to replace the 30 year old outdated, worn out crap we had.

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    SusanMcGalway Report

    #67

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    EmmaVeidt Report

    Chiuki
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, getting yelled at always makes me smile more. 🙉

    Jon S.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On two occasions clients have yelled at me for smiling too much :(

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    willcollier Report

    rspanther
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder how much of a kickback he would have gotten for that 15k?

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    None, because it was done via the proper channels and protocols.

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    Bill
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And Windows 7 is secure enough forTop Secret Material? OP works at the most advanced aircraft company on the planet who makes military aircraft. .

    Kristof De Smet
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think you might be wrong on that one. Retail copies in a company could cost them quite some fines.

    Chiuki
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, if he's so bent out of shape over it and wanting to take that on as a project, he might as well get you all on the MSDN subscription!

    John Dilligaf
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once got told to "shut up about it" when I noted we were using a piece of software in violation of its EULA. We were using the free version which the EULA said was for personal use only, except we were a Government agency using it on official gov't owned computers.

    Pat Bond
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Really? They didn't have any spare license's at all? Just "true up" when the audit is taken. A company like that will have an enterprise agreement.

    ZAPanda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yup this bureaucracy in procurement is what causes inefficiency in any large organisation. THIS.

    Bill
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have you considered security? Look at what Lockheed makes

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    pocketcuccos Report

    Chiuki
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plot twist - Wiki also says that bringing him fat-free milk gets you admonished for fat-shaming him. It's a lose-lose siltuation.

    Kat
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Write in the wiki an instruction card for the Ceo so they can make their own coffee...

    #70

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    absurdoincomum Report

    Marcellus II
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah a normal company does that in PDF/Acrobat, with black rectangles. So you can still perfectly select all the hidden text & copy it to plain text file... Actually your company had a point.

    Carrie Goodstein
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I redact in Acrobat, and I hit "apply redactions" it asks me if I want to delete hidden content, and I do. Are you saying you can still get the text after that?

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    Kona Pake
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cut and paste by hand costs a lot more than cut and paste in word processor and print.

    peter howard
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could have just used the marker to cover the words......

    Rider
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hold it up to a light and you can see through the marker. Marker and make a copy.

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    Brandy Grote
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good if they were typed copies that had never been on a computer.

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    sweasel Report

    NsG
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No one should know your password but you! Even our IT department don't know individual user passwords, and that's as it should be (they can find out, but there's a long audit trail and several hoops to jump through that they have to justify being able to link a username and password to an employee)

    Chiuki
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But why are they able to see your passwords anyway?

    Kristof De Smet
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They shouldn't be able to see your password, otherwise, what's the use?

    Eric Lafleur
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For a long time, I used two part numbers that we haven't made for years, having ended those contracts. Add the mandatory caps and special characters, my password was 38 characters. When they sold us to yet another corporation, I had to shrink it down to a maximum of 15 characters to fit their idea of a safe password...

    Tim Douglass
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As to the company knowing the passwords - years back on many systems the only way to put in or change a password was as the system administrator, users couldn't change their own. I worked on such where I got a stack of forms with all the old and new passwords for all the users in order to change them. Oh, for added fun, the passwords were actually stored internally to the system in plaintext. Computers have come a long way!

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    Doncor_Leonie Report

    Chiuki
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Usually a toxic work environment waits 5 full business days before outing themselves to new hires. Isn't that common courtesy?

    Kay blue
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm impressed they lasted a full 5 months.

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    Haleybob10 Report

    Tobias Rieper
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    4 years ago

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    i guess it depends on how you asked them if you threatened them or asked nicely i think they might be more to the story also what is the problem with referring to someone as that blond girl especially if they don't know the name don't tell me now its wrong to assume someone's hair colour

    Annamagelic
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Referring to an adult woman as " a girl" , particularly in a professional context is inappropriate.

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    Lon_Deezy Report

    CultOfBambi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Casinos sucking should hardly be a revelation - they make their money off people's greed, desperation and addiction. I can't imagine that they'd treat their employees well.

    Leodavinci
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They make their money off the fact of reality that the odds are always with the house.

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    Chiuki
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How and why did Lon stay there for 4 years? Masochism?

    H.L.Lewis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was once reprimanded for being nice to a customer. She was black and my boss was a racist pig.

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yet the manager stayed there for 4 years.

    #75

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    EvilSoupdragon Report

    Kyle D
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reminds me when I was called to the office to be told to be mindful of my hours so I didn't get anymore overtime. I was over by ONE Minute. I honestly thought she was joking but she was serious.

    Memere
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had the same issue at my last job! They were insane with the 'no overtime'.

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    Chiuki
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Time for some malicious compliance.

    MyOpinionHasBeenServed
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're allowed to make up the time missed with the amount of time you missed? Nice. Wish it was like that at my job instead of instant reliability warnings and extra hours work not counting towards anything.

    LiuLiu
    Community Member
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was once 30 seconds late to work according to the wall clock, so at the end of teh day I was on a phone call and worked the 30 seconds, told teh caller I had to leave & looked at my boss and said I made up my time

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    CarrieTwits Report

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    dmacias37206 Report

    Fluffy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Christmas music is only to be used in December. I hate this creeping of Christmas earlier and earlier in the year. Christmas wasn't even a public hoilday in Scotland, it was Hogmany

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cue cats singing Jingle Bells. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VelDf3SwUes

    John Dilligaf
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's two ways to read this - 1 is that Xmas music is only allowed to be played during the month of December; which I agree with and support. #2 is that Xmas music is the ONLY music allowed to be played during the month of December. I would sabotage the music system.

    Jon S.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd have this person executed for playing Christmas music outside of December, never mind a minor talking to.

    rspanther
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have done it again.

    El muerto
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have hire an assassin to stop than from happening...but I wouldn't have written him down or anything, is no point in overreacting

    mamafrog
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aaaaaaghhhh, I hate that song! Worked at Wally world and one year it was on repeating at the rate of every second or third song. Got really annoying.

    Yort
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Um one of my top Christmas songs is by singing dogs.

    IlovemydogShilo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Count your self lucky. Most shops here in Ireland start playing ONLY Christmas songs from the first of November. And it IS in EVERY shop you go into. I feel so sorry for the people that work in retail here.

    Brandy Grote
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's Christmas at Ground Zero...

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    ProfanePhoenix Report

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If a customer asks for an employee you can tell them that the employee is unavailable at the moment but that person can call back. Unless, of course, it's a really urgent matter where any delay would cost the customer at least $1 million per second.

    Rider
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My local breaks laws are very specific, if your break is interrupted it starts over. So sure I'll take that call, then I'll start my break again. If I don't get the mandated uninterrupted break time they owe penalty pay (1hr for each break missed, regardless of break length). Document everything and hit 'em where it hurts. - went through this, took a class action to fix it

    H.L.Lewis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was hired as a purchasing agent. But because I was female the secretaies decided they could take lunch together. So after maybe 2 times being stuck answering the phone with the office manager in the back, and customers wanting quotes, which, not my job, and I had no idea where to get the info, someone complained. Owner came out and read them the riot act. It is Not OP's job to answer the phone. You go to lunch at different times.

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    princessbumbIe Report

    NsG
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Meme has become synonymous with "joke" but originally it meant the way an idea spreads (as in like how DNA spreads via a gene, an idea spreads via a meme). E.g. the concept of Brexit started as a meme - no one was laughing, it was a serious idea. Now...

    Roxy Eastland
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I learnt what a meme was in the '80s at college (studying education). It's so weird now that it just means a picture with some text on. I give up.

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    Paradise
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had an employee who sent me a meme like that, a joke at my expense. I lt was funy as it was true. I would text her off hours-but we got along and were friends, still are.

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    bookslapbritt Report

    Chiuki
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Wear the Prepper Helmet" and stop complaining!

    MyOpinionHasBeenServed
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would be cause to report to health and safety.

    Memere
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a work comp claim waiting to happen!

    #82

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    Tashtashgreen Report

    Chiuki
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Were you supposed to be more aloof to keep the peasants in their place? What were they expecting?

    #83

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    RichSeviora Report

    Kay blue
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have been given a written warning if I had put that last bit on my out of office.

    mamafrog
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, they weren't wrong about it being flippant, actually.

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    OSMOSlSJANE Report

    Chiuki
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You need a raise so you can stop with one of those jobs. It a crime that companies don't pay a living wage.

    H.L.Lewis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Recently I learned that people outside the US get to have stools at their workstations so they can sit down if they need to.

    Yort
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it’s utter bs that cashiers aren’t allowed to sit. They make tall stools that would allowed people to look like they’re at standing height while sitting!

    Seabeast
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I truly do not understand why cashiers are expected to stand all day long. It makes no sense.

    MyOpinionHasBeenServed
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't understand the issue of using a stool at tills.

    Hobby Hopper
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All the food service jobs I ever worked told me some version of 'If you have time to lean, you have time to clean.'

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    Chiuki
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should be as miserable as the rest of your colleagues. You're setting an unrealistic expectation by inadvertently sad-shaming them.

    Marcellus II
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Happiness frowned upon in our funeral parlor, yes.

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    Ian Kelly
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one is understandable, as if he had truly not wanted the hug that was sexual assault

    Roxy Eastland
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just unprofessional and overstepping boundaries. I can't think of a job where that would be acceptable.

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    Roxy Eastland
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you're head surgeon during a complex heart operation you need to focus on the job in hand and put your hobby aside for a few hours

    Yort
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just imagined one of those paper footballs accidentally getting flicked into an open chest cavity during a surgery

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