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You're single and want to make a stronger first impression than the millions of other people on dating apps. Or you have a private practice — maybe you teach yoga or offer financial advice — and there are also a bunch of folks providing identical services. You need to stand out from the crowd.

But take a step too far and your desperation will land on the subreddit r/NotLikeTheOtherGirls. This online community with 832K members is constantly sharing examples of unique individuals who appear to be thinking that they're better than everyone else.

So to remind ourselves to keep our feet on the ground when our heads are in the clouds, let's take a look at how cringy and desperate you look when you don't — below you will find some of the recent 'stars' of the subreddit.

#1

That Burn Though

That Burn Though

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DforDory
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Does she know where to find the ice in the kitchen for this 4degree burn?🔥🔥🔥🔥

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The Whole Package

The Whole Package

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#3

Not Like Other Grandma's

Not Like Other Grandma's

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#4

This Probably Doesn't Fit Here But

This Probably Doesn't Fit Here But

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Eva Kašu
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Agree. Everything that appears feminine is considered as weak, BUT consider that majority of women are just stupid. Just like majority of men.

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#5

The Book I'm Reading Has A Main Character Who Is Like The Other Girls

The Book I'm Reading Has A Main Character Who Is Like The Other Girls

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"I'm Not Like Other Girls I'm Sick In The Head"

"I'm Not Like Other Girls I'm Sick In The Head"

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David Martin
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We may judge this woman based on her tattoo, saying she suffers from poor taste; Dahmer himself, however, may disagree

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#10

Im Speechless

Im Speechless

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Ches Yamada
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I never liked tampons. Never used them. This b***h, ugh... why do they freaking sell pads if "no one" uses them?

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#12

I’m Not Like Other Girls I Make Bone Broth

I’m Not Like Other Girls I Make Bone Broth

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‘I’m Not Like The Other Girls Because I Believe In Modestyyy’

‘I’m Not Like The Other Girls Because I Believe In Modestyyy’

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Casey McAlister
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When I hear about nipples "disrespecting marriage" and can't help but imagine a woman going down the street while her boobs scream " Marriage is a scam! Your husband is a gold-digger! Your wife is a cheater! Wake up! Get a divorce!" at unfortunate strangers, because she forgot to put on her bra that muffles those sounds.

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Lakota Wolf
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Tell me about it! I took my bra off when I got home today, and my boobs have been screaming "ABOLISH THE PATRIARCHY!" over and over ever since. I'd like ONE NIGHT of peace, girls, is that okay?!

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ginny weasley
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Interesting that male nipples don't have to do such heavy social lifting

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kath morgan
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Men can take responsibility for their own shît thanks. It’s not my job to control them.

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Jeff Gabrisl
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As a man, I can say that I love when girls don't wear bras. I assume that it is equivalent to a guy wearing tighty-whiteys. I don't want my important parts strangled by underwear. Live free and be comfortable. Also, I have never seen a girl that wasn't wearing a bra and immediately thought that she is some type of hoe that I can just say hello and have sex with her. Guys in the US are awful

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Debby Keir
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No - I'm in my 70's and burned my bra many years ago - your hubby will just have to get used to my saggy lumps of female flesh.

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Carol Emory
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

First...if you get upset because your man sees another woman's nipples, then you have some serious insecurities. Second...if it does make you that upset...correct your man..not the woman. They say women are disrespecting themselves...that's like blaming a rape victim for her own rape based on what she was wearing. And if your marriage is that unstable to have a braless woman ruin it...they don't need to wear a bra...you need to go to marriage counseling.

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xolitaire
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh you sweet summer child. If you really believe God created you, then he has seen your breasts, your nipples, the whole thing. No need for modesty in that regard.

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Seabeast
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Gosh, if men are so weak and helpless to resist the evil nipples, then I guess we should force them to stay indoors and never venture into jobs or politics or anything else where their raging hormones could be a problem.

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Raven Red
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

now i want to start not wearing a bra because of this b******t.

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Weasel Wise
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Take your nipples and yourself and go find a rock to be "modest" under. And also, why isn't BP blurring the word nipples? This is a WOMAN talking NIPS. Isn't it to be blurred cuz it's distasteful and awful, these woman and their nipples? Despicable! 🤣

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Liz Orreo trex ago go
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nipples are for breastfeeding, according to God. Bras don't prevent nipples from being seen, because they are nubbly and they stick out, through many clothing layers. Bras are so your boobies do not stretch, droop, swing, and hurt.

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DahDumm
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I hate wearing a bra only thing is that, since giving birth, my boobs clap hands when I walk. They do come in handy as knee warmers during winter though

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Ildi Tóth
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't know how to tell you, sis, but if your nipples are large enough to cause others to stumble on them, simply covering them will not help. You gotta at least tie a red rag on them to warn the pedestrian traffic of overhanging load. I feel for you, love.

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Tams21
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Whenever I read stuff like this, I remember the years I spent living in Berlin. There's a lake called Weissensee very close to the centre and there was often people going swimming with no clothes on. Nobody took notice, nobody cared.

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Ael
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If their god doesn't want to see my nipples, he shouldn't have given them to me. Also, the effin pervert needs to look elsewhere. He can look at raped children and DO SOMETHING, FFS.

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Chilli
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

when you aren't Christian and have no plans on getting married: 😊

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thepinkrobot
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If my nips can cause your marriage to implode, it probably wasn't the nip's fault

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Doge
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I saw some nipples on the street that told me I would never be loved and my parents hated me. Just so absolutely disrespectful. Especially the left one

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David
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A woman who will be cheated on but won't think it is her husband's fault.

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Twit Hunch
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And then everyone clapped. Oh wait, no... It's just this one stupid person. Clapping A LOT.

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BoredPandaSucks
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

how come no one ever told ME that MY nipples are disrespectful? i would probably agree if so (i'm a fat man btw.)

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MongoMarcia
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So all women were disrespectful until 1914 since the bra wasn't invented until then?

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bob cameron
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I am under the impression that there were iterations of "bras" in much earlier times and in diverse civilizations.

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CP
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It always goes to god. Just keep your god to yourself.

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Natalie Seaton
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

God hates nipples? That’s like the worst imaginary friend to have.

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Kelly Kenrick
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Guys have nipples as well. Are they screaming the same things and causing others to stumble? Are they disrespecting God?

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JP Purves
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's the uncovered nipple that is the cause of everything bad in the world. Thank you for clearing this up.

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Antoinette Maldari
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Are people really stumbling over my long a** bare nipples? Better rope those doggies in

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Moezzzz
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

STFU. It's not on me to police my husband on what or who he looks at. If he cheats, that's on him, not the woman.

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der sebbl
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

God made nipples, so yeah I don't think you disrespect them if they are seen

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Kat Min
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Somehow, for the majority of my life, I never heard about this 'your nipples cannot show through your clothes thing'. When I finally did, it was so bizarre. So a pointy nipple means...arousal? Huh??? They do that when it's cold. what's up with this obsession over nipples??

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Quentin ingulfumble
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

bloke here. theyre only boobs. i have seen them before, and i have never seen a pair that put my marriage at risk and turned me into a mindless slavering cheating monster. its called self control.

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Susie Elle
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

God: "I gave everyone a set of nipples, what's the big deal?"

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Gmaddles
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nipples *clap emoji* Are *clap emoji* Natural *clap emoji* ..... *middle finger emoji*

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Gmaddles
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And stop causing yourself to be sexually assaulted, while we're at it. It's not the ones who obviously cannot control themselves; it's the victims, the judged, anyone who makes your pathetic, insecure a*s feel less-than. F**k off.

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LFish
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Don't you hate it when you take off that bra that's been disrespecting you all day and others stumble over your tots?

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Barbara Skolly
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wear a bra out of respect to gravity. Lived in Papua New Guinea as a child and observed what happens when you live a braless life.

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LynnSynn
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have not seen my bra in three years. Its just ran away one day.

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Jasmine O
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Okay I now need a 'Sorry for making you stumble' t-shirt for my no bra days lol.

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Purple Gurl
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why is what I choose to or not to wear someone else's issue? For a whole summer I could not wear a bra due to a severe sunburn that developed secondary skin damage and infection. A bra cup and strap landed right in the middle of the hot zone and caused intense pain. How is my trying to prevent further damage and pain disrespecting anyone?

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Lee Banks
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I went outside for a break, and came back muttering "goddamn nipples". My boss suggested wearing a bra. I laughed and laughed and laughed.

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Kathryn Baylis
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I will dress to my own comfort level, thank you very much. I am also NOT responsible for a grown a*s man’s lack of impulse control.

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ShaZam Beaubien
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If my nipples cause you to stumble ... it's not just my nipples. You have other problems. Stop blaming my nipples🙄

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frederick clause
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The Puritan blood line still runs strong in America. What is surprising is the number of women that are quite okay with men controlling their lives.

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#14

Because Instead Of Educating Them, We Should Make Fun Of Them!

Because Instead Of Educating Them, We Should Make Fun Of Them!

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Ael
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Goth doesn't need gatekeeping, , so p-o. everyone, you think you'd enjoy 'being a goth'? Go on, try it. Do it your way. And if it doesn't work out, you can stop doing it. It's not a contract for your soul.

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#15

If Everyone Else Wears A Sweater, You Def Gonna Be Freezing Wearing This

If Everyone Else Wears A Sweater, You Def Gonna Be Freezing Wearing This

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I Hold A Ps4 Controller, I’m A Real Gamer Girl™️

I Hold A Ps4 Controller, I’m A Real Gamer Girl™️

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SheamusFanFrom1987
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Dear all men/women/whoever in general: All games ARE games and whatever you play, you ARE a gamer despite what bozo up there said. You may not play the same games as me, but you all deserve a seat in the great mead hall of Sovngarde nonetheless. I shall see you there down the road.

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First Post Here, I Just Hate Book Shaming In General

First Post Here, I Just Hate Book Shaming In General

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Meeliasi
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What's wrong with reading for fun? I don't need Kafka to add to my existential dread.

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She's Not Like Other Moms

She's Not Like Other Moms

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Allison Riley
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes and without a C-section some people wouldn't survive childbirth. It's a medical procedure it makes no one more or less special for having one.

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#21

Can We Please Stop With This C**p Already??

Can We Please Stop With This C**p Already??

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Ches Yamada
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah but see... vanilla is a good flavor. If you're out there claiming you're lobster butter pecan walnut raspberry swirl, you're not a forever flavor for most.

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#22

On A Facebook Group For "Boys Only"

On A Facebook Group For "Boys Only"

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Stardust she/her
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I’m a girl who prefers pants over dresses but acts a bit girly otherwise. My father thought that I was trying to be a boy and would constantly make fun of me for being a boy which sucks because I don’t think he’d accept if his kids were trans :(

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#23

No, It's Embarrassing To Put Down Other Women At A Party

No, It's Embarrassing To Put Down Other Women At A Party

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Ael
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

...and still you need guys hitting on you to feel valid, lassie.

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#24

This Girl Always Playing This Victim

This Girl Always Playing This Victim

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Lakota Wolf
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Then you should have more empathy and sympathy. Or just, you know, be a normal human being.

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#25

Hugging Your Friends Is Weird?

Hugging Your Friends Is Weird?

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Tamra
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hugging is a sign of bonding, hon. Bonding, not bondage. That's a different relationship.

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#26

Does This Belong In This Sub? Apparently Being Bi-Curious Isnt A Thing Anymore

Does This Belong In This Sub? Apparently Being Bi-Curious Isnt A Thing Anymore

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Samuel Pelatan
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, i mean questionning your own sexuality is great. But i don't get why you would brag about it. But tbf the post is confusing, she says she wouldn't date a girl, not that she doesn't love/ is attracted to girls. She could be closeted for her own reasons (like Compulsory heterosexuality). But it's kinda odd to call yourself straight then :/

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#27

Oh No

Oh No

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Tamra
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Andrew Tate isn't right about anything. He's a s**t stain in need of wiping up.

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Title

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Susan Green
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So you’ve got a guy with an anger problem, who likes to destroy things?

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#29

Found In The Wilds Of Tiktok

Found In The Wilds Of Tiktok

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Meeliasi
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ok, might be overanalyzing here, but basically parent is saying: "my daughter is not adhering to classic gender stereotypes. HOW TERRIFYING!". Jesus. How strange.

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Guys She's A Tomboyyyy 🤩🤩😜😜🤪

Guys She's A Tomboyyyy 🤩🤩😜😜🤪

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kath morgan
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I mean if they are really flopping right out there maybe get a female supervisor to have a quiet word, but the whole “married woman” bit is too much.

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