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You're single and want to make a stronger first impression than the millions of other people on dating apps. Or you have a private practice — maybe you teach yoga or offer financial advice — and there are also a bunch of folks providing identical services. You need to stand out from the crowd.

But take a step too far and your desperation will land on the subreddit r/NotLikeTheOtherGirls. This online community with 832K members is constantly sharing examples of unique individuals who appear to be thinking that they're better than everyone else.

So to remind ourselves to keep our feet on the ground when our heads are in the clouds, let's take a look at how cringy and desperate you look when you don't — below you will find some of the recent 'stars' of the subreddit.

#1

That Burn Though

That Burn Though

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DforDory
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Does she know where to find the ice in the kitchen for this 4degree burn?🔥🔥🔥🔥

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#2

The Whole Package

The Whole Package

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#3

Not Like Other Grandma's

Not Like Other Grandma's

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#4

This Probably Doesn't Fit Here But

This Probably Doesn't Fit Here But

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Eva Kašu
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Agree. Everything that appears feminine is considered as weak, BUT consider that majority of women are just stupid. Just like majority of men.

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#5

The Book I'm Reading Has A Main Character Who Is Like The Other Girls

The Book I'm Reading Has A Main Character Who Is Like The Other Girls

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#8

"I'm Not Like Other Girls I'm Sick In The Head"

"I'm Not Like Other Girls I'm Sick In The Head"

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David Martin
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We may judge this woman based on her tattoo, saying she suffers from poor taste; Dahmer himself, however, may disagree

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#10

Im Speechless

Im Speechless

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Ches Yamada
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I never liked tampons. Never used them. This b***h, ugh... why do they freaking sell pads if "no one" uses them?

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#12

I’m Not Like Other Girls I Make Bone Broth

I’m Not Like Other Girls I Make Bone Broth

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#13

‘I’m Not Like The Other Girls Because I Believe In Modestyyy’

‘I’m Not Like The Other Girls Because I Believe In Modestyyy’

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Casey McAlister
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When I hear about nipples "disrespecting marriage" and can't help but imagine a woman going down the street while her boobs scream " Marriage is a scam! Your husband is a gold-digger! Your wife is a cheater! Wake up! Get a divorce!" at unfortunate strangers, because she forgot to put on her bra that muffles those sounds.

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#14

Because Instead Of Educating Them, We Should Make Fun Of Them!

Because Instead Of Educating Them, We Should Make Fun Of Them!

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Ael
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Goth doesn't need gatekeeping, , so p-o. everyone, you think you'd enjoy 'being a goth'? Go on, try it. Do it your way. And if it doesn't work out, you can stop doing it. It's not a contract for your soul.

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#15

If Everyone Else Wears A Sweater, You Def Gonna Be Freezing Wearing This

If Everyone Else Wears A Sweater, You Def Gonna Be Freezing Wearing This

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#18

I Hold A Ps4 Controller, I’m A Real Gamer Girl™️

I Hold A Ps4 Controller, I’m A Real Gamer Girl™️

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SheamusFanFrom1987
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Dear all men/women/whoever in general: All games ARE games and whatever you play, you ARE a gamer despite what bozo up there said. You may not play the same games as me, but you all deserve a seat in the great mead hall of Sovngarde nonetheless. I shall see you there down the road.

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#19

First Post Here, I Just Hate Book Shaming In General

First Post Here, I Just Hate Book Shaming In General

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Meeliasi
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What's wrong with reading for fun? I don't need Kafka to add to my existential dread.

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#20

She's Not Like Other Moms

She's Not Like Other Moms

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Allison Riley
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes and without a C-section some people wouldn't survive childbirth. It's a medical procedure it makes no one more or less special for having one.

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#21

Can We Please Stop With This C**p Already??

Can We Please Stop With This C**p Already??

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Ches Yamada
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah but see... vanilla is a good flavor. If you're out there claiming you're lobster butter pecan walnut raspberry swirl, you're not a forever flavor for most.

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Casey McAlister
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I' d be wondering if you found any self-respect and got rid of your internalized misogynia.

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Jilltdcatlady
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Anybody I know like that, thinking about them 10 years later, it's more like: I wonder if they're still alive? Are they still around doing the same stupid shīt? Are they still single? Poor soul. I hope they found happy.

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Seabeast
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

More like he'll be sighing in relief that he dodged that bullet and found somebody sane.

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ShaZam Beaubien
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You're thinking about her because 10 years later ... in a doctor's office ... the question asked have you ever had a venereal disease?

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Daniel Atkins
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Does that mean her dates use chairs and whips to keep themselves from being mauled?

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Mr Old School Cool
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Vanilla without excessive sugar might the best ice cream, especially with chunks of vanilla bean still in it.

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Windtree
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Vanilla tastes great with rootbeer, vanilla cream and orange soda.

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Cpt. Robert Christian
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Umm... why would I ever want to tame a woman? Am I in a Shakespeare play or something? I much rather prefer an emotionally, intellectually, spiritually, physically mature woman to share my life with, you know, like my wife.

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JP Purves
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just curious as to what she looks like w/o the rhinoplasty and seven pounds of makeup.

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Sandy D
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Such a skànky, low class, bùtt ugly inside and out, waste of oxygen, C U Next Tuesday beeeotch.

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Gozer LeGozerian
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And then feeling sorry for that man for having to endure that dumpster fire

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Casey Payne
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Wow, it's been 10 years. Are you still attacking your own reflection and growling at unfamiliar noises? Has therapy helped at all? Have you learned to use the stove or the flush toilet without panicking? And by the way, I'm very happy with my vanilla wife who has yet to stab me several times because I surprised her with a magic trick. I will never be able to pull a rabbit out of a hat again because of you. I guess you really were born to be wild."

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Michael Largey
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't care if a man tames you. I'll be satisfied if one just trains you to roll over and play dead.

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Lisa McCourt
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And probably having a laugh with his wife about this weird woman he once knew and how lucky he is to have gotten away and found his wonderful, sweet, maybe vanilla but nothing wrong with that, wife.

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David
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So basically you are saying that after I'm in a stable marriage I'll be wondering how many men you have been through?

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JayWantsACat
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Probably married a 'vanilla wife' because she was toxic and difficult to deal with.

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Sue
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can't believe someone can post that with a straight face. Of course, it's probably not her real face.

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Rostit .
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

yes, we will be thinking about how glad we were that dodged your bipolar, physically abusive gaslighting a*s.

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Penny Fan
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

:"Do you remember that psycho you used to hang out with? What was her name again?"

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george c
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sweetness, they'll only think of you because of the video one of your f**k boys uploaded to pornhub.

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JM
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Her head literally looks like the Barbie dolls I had in the late 1960's

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#22

On A Facebook Group For "Boys Only"

On A Facebook Group For "Boys Only"

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Stardust she/her
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I’m a girl who prefers pants over dresses but acts a bit girly otherwise. My father thought that I was trying to be a boy and would constantly make fun of me for being a boy which sucks because I don’t think he’d accept if his kids were trans :(

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#23

No, It's Embarrassing To Put Down Other Women At A Party

No, It's Embarrassing To Put Down Other Women At A Party

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Ael
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

...and still you need guys hitting on you to feel valid, lassie.

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#24

This Girl Always Playing This Victim

This Girl Always Playing This Victim

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Lakota Wolf
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Then you should have more empathy and sympathy. Or just, you know, be a normal human being.

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#25

Hugging Your Friends Is Weird?

Hugging Your Friends Is Weird?

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Tamra
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hugging is a sign of bonding, hon. Bonding, not bondage. That's a different relationship.

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#26

Does This Belong In This Sub? Apparently Being Bi-Curious Isnt A Thing Anymore

Does This Belong In This Sub? Apparently Being Bi-Curious Isnt A Thing Anymore

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Samuel Pelatan
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, i mean questionning your own sexuality is great. But i don't get why you would brag about it. But tbf the post is confusing, she says she wouldn't date a girl, not that she doesn't love/ is attracted to girls. She could be closeted for her own reasons (like Compulsory heterosexuality). But it's kinda odd to call yourself straight then :/

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#27

Oh No

Oh No

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Tamra
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Andrew Tate isn't right about anything. He's a s**t stain in need of wiping up.

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#28

Title

Title

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Susan Green
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So you’ve got a guy with an anger problem, who likes to destroy things?

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#29

Found In The Wilds Of Tiktok

Found In The Wilds Of Tiktok

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Meeliasi
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ok, might be overanalyzing here, but basically parent is saying: "my daughter is not adhering to classic gender stereotypes. HOW TERRIFYING!". Jesus. How strange.

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#30

Guys She's A Tomboyyyy 🤩🤩😜😜🤪

Guys She's A Tomboyyyy 🤩🤩😜😜🤪

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kath morgan
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I mean if they are really flopping right out there maybe get a female supervisor to have a quiet word, but the whole “married woman” bit is too much.

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