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You're single and want to make a stronger first impression than the millions of other people on dating apps. Or you have a private practice — maybe you teach yoga or offer financial advice — and there are also a bunch of folks providing identical services. You need to stand out from the crowd.

But take a step too far and your desperation will land on the subreddit r/NotLikeTheOtherGirls. This online community with 832K members is constantly sharing examples of unique individuals who appear to be thinking that they're better than everyone else.

So to remind ourselves to keep our feet on the ground when our heads are in the clouds, let's take a look at how cringy and desperate you look when you don't — below you will find some of the recent 'stars' of the subreddit.

#1

That Burn Though

That Burn Though

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DforDory
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Does she know where to find the ice in the kitchen for this 4degree burn?🔥🔥🔥🔥

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#2

The Whole Package

The Whole Package

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#3

Not Like Other Grandma's

Not Like Other Grandma's

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#4

This Probably Doesn't Fit Here But

This Probably Doesn't Fit Here But

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Eva Kašu
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Agree. Everything that appears feminine is considered as weak, BUT consider that majority of women are just stupid. Just like majority of men.

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#5

The Book I'm Reading Has A Main Character Who Is Like The Other Girls

The Book I'm Reading Has A Main Character Who Is Like The Other Girls

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#8

"I'm Not Like Other Girls I'm Sick In The Head"

"I'm Not Like Other Girls I'm Sick In The Head"

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David Martin
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We may judge this woman based on her tattoo, saying she suffers from poor taste; Dahmer himself, however, may disagree

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#10

Im Speechless

Im Speechless

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Ches Yamada
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I never liked tampons. Never used them. This b***h, ugh... why do they freaking sell pads if "no one" uses them?

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#12

I’m Not Like Other Girls I Make Bone Broth

I’m Not Like Other Girls I Make Bone Broth

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#13

‘I’m Not Like The Other Girls Because I Believe In Modestyyy’

‘I’m Not Like The Other Girls Because I Believe In Modestyyy’

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Casey McAlister
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When I hear about nipples "disrespecting marriage" and can't help but imagine a woman going down the street while her boobs scream " Marriage is a scam! Your husband is a gold-digger! Your wife is a cheater! Wake up! Get a divorce!" at unfortunate strangers, because she forgot to put on her bra that muffles those sounds.

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#14

Because Instead Of Educating Them, We Should Make Fun Of Them!

Because Instead Of Educating Them, We Should Make Fun Of Them!

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Ael
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Goth doesn't need gatekeeping, , so p-o. everyone, you think you'd enjoy 'being a goth'? Go on, try it. Do it your way. And if it doesn't work out, you can stop doing it. It's not a contract for your soul.

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#15

If Everyone Else Wears A Sweater, You Def Gonna Be Freezing Wearing This

If Everyone Else Wears A Sweater, You Def Gonna Be Freezing Wearing This

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#18

I Hold A Ps4 Controller, I’m A Real Gamer Girl™️

I Hold A Ps4 Controller, I’m A Real Gamer Girl™️

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SheamusFanFrom1987
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Dear all men/women/whoever in general: All games ARE games and whatever you play, you ARE a gamer despite what bozo up there said. You may not play the same games as me, but you all deserve a seat in the great mead hall of Sovngarde nonetheless. I shall see you there down the road.

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#19

First Post Here, I Just Hate Book Shaming In General

First Post Here, I Just Hate Book Shaming In General

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Meeliasi
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What's wrong with reading for fun? I don't need Kafka to add to my existential dread.

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Sonja
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's especially silly since Kafka never wanted to be read. So, if you truly were a Kafka fan your read his work in secret and feel ashamed that you do so against his will.

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DennyS (denzoren)
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Okay...you got to books and you've crossed the line. Don't make people feel bad for reading, that's not cool. Read whatever the hell you want to read!

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xolitaire
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

People who flex with having read Kafka... have not read Kafka at all. If they had, they wouldn't mention it.

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grotesqueer
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not necessarily. You could like his books and find it impressive that you do, while simultaneously disagreeing with his views about reading his books. (Which, if you like his books, you would inevitably do, no?)

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JuJu
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Goethe and MarieJanice Davidson can be great neighbors in the book shelf! Read whatever the hell you want.

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Kitty 🥀
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Librarian here, I honestly just love to see people read. Trashy romance novel? Fan fiction? Graphic novels? Kafka? Go for it. They all have value. I’m not saying they’re all good—I’ve definitely read romances and fanfic that should’ve been tossed in the fireplace instead—but every genre has some amazing works. Wth’s wrong with Colleen Hoover? “It Ends With Us” is second-to-top on my to-be-read stack.

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JayWantsACat
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Referencing well known authors, who I like, isn't the flex she thinks it is.

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BornToBeMild
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just let people read, for all that is holy! You complain as to why nobody reads these days, and at the same time Insult anyone who doesnt want to read about angry 18th century Russian men who beat their wives and transform into beetles l. I mean I love Kafka but it ain't perfect and ain't for everyone and THATS OK

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Suzy Creamcheese
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And the Colleen Hoover girl is out having fun with her friends while you're sitting at home with Fyodor, Franz and your cat.

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Raine Soo
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, being an introvert, that is the way I like it. There is something for everyone.

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Annie
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I hate when people do this - it's like they need to feel more important than everyone else, so they put on (as another commenter said) "pretentious pseudo-intellectual" airs and try to take all the fun out of something

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Doge
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

THIS is why we need to burn down all social media and internets (BP must burn too unfortunately)

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Marja Berisa
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

For advanced misery, I recommend this young lady read Kierkegaard and Hegel.

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Sheena Leversedge Wood
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I mean, these days, I'm mostly reading gay fanfic on AO3. I look much happier than that.

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Lily from England
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ffs - hate these people. Read what you want! If you want to read ‘ Lord of the Flies ‘ do it! If you want to look through a ‘ Where’s Wally? ‘ - fking do it! You don’t have to read a dictionary, to be classed as a reader.

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Gozer LeGozerian
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Which conveniently are the only two works she knows outside of Harry Potter

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Steve Robert
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And I suppose you woke up one morning and you were a giant bug, which the exterminator took out before you had breakfast

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Casey Payne
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And why would anyone want to be the same as a snob that reads competitively and doesn't seem to enjoy it very much? I kinda want to watch her and the one that showed up to a Christmas sweater party wearing a sock snowed in for several days with only themselves for entertainment.

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Just A Reader
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Some people want to escape, some people need to edify their minds to do it and others need to picture what it’d be like to experience other lives. And some people in an entire generation wait for the movie to come out so they can pretend to be like the others and then the book publishing world only publishes books like the books people pretend to enjoy and no one realizes this is happening not even when the general public hates the author for being TERFy ….say your truth. Own your truth and you don’t need to lie and say you love to read if you like movies instead because readers will suffer for decades.

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Nonna_SoF
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yah... you do that... I'll be over here with my yuri manga...

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Jeff Gabrisl
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You're so deep, I'm sure you think that Poe and H.D.T are charlatans. Walden was probably like an afternoon read for you /s

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Raine Soo
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, I read Thoreau's "Walden" last year. It was dead boring and drier than a telephone book.

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A. Starhawk Hunt
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And you look like someone who reads Dostoyevsky and Kafka. Alone with your ego and depressed.

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Cpt. Robert Christian
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And I am on the Strategical and Tactical Considerations for the Fireground, Fire Chief's Handbook of Tactics, and Fire Command. So I guess we are not the same either. Want to trade?

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Philenzortia
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Congratulations!!! Here’s your prize for all your achievements 🏆

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David
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Daria? Is that you? You were funnier in the cartoon.

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Sue
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Maybe she's not doing enough brain work in the day so she needs the stimulation at night.

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Crouching hippo hidden panda
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oooh what an edgy intellectual! Scusa me while I go read whatever genre and theme I want. Why do we have to pigeonhole everything

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talliloo
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

this goes for both men and women: stop trying to whip and/or intimidate others with your supposed intellect. it impresses no one. and, if you are the type that likes to memorize "deep thought" quotes, keep them to yourself. reading can be entertaining or it can be thought provoking...not practicing for being a parrot of unoriginal thought.

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MongoMarcia
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The word you are looking for is unique. We should all strive for that.

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LilliVB
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You can read Kafka and Dostoyevsky only if you want to read something depressing. They are great writers and their works are excellent, but the plots are so sad and disheartening that it's impossible to have fun while reading them.

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Casey McAlister
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Dostoevskiy? Russian chauvinist and raging religious zealot who wrote unbelievably boring books with unsympathetic characters?

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Suzy Creamcheese
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Boring is putting it mildly. I find most so-called "great literature" unreadable. Call it a character flaw. ;-)

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#20

She's Not Like Other Moms

She's Not Like Other Moms

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Allison Riley
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes and without a C-section some people wouldn't survive childbirth. It's a medical procedure it makes no one more or less special for having one.

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#21

Can We Please Stop With This C**p Already??

Can We Please Stop With This C**p Already??

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Ches Yamada
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah but see... vanilla is a good flavor. If you're out there claiming you're lobster butter pecan walnut raspberry swirl, you're not a forever flavor for most.

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#22

On A Facebook Group For "Boys Only"

On A Facebook Group For "Boys Only"

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Stardust she/her
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I’m a girl who prefers pants over dresses but acts a bit girly otherwise. My father thought that I was trying to be a boy and would constantly make fun of me for being a boy which sucks because I don’t think he’d accept if his kids were trans :(

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#23

No, It's Embarrassing To Put Down Other Women At A Party

No, It's Embarrassing To Put Down Other Women At A Party

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Ael
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

...and still you need guys hitting on you to feel valid, lassie.

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#24

This Girl Always Playing This Victim

This Girl Always Playing This Victim

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Lakota Wolf
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Then you should have more empathy and sympathy. Or just, you know, be a normal human being.

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#25

Hugging Your Friends Is Weird?

Hugging Your Friends Is Weird?

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Tamra
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hugging is a sign of bonding, hon. Bonding, not bondage. That's a different relationship.

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#26

Does This Belong In This Sub? Apparently Being Bi-Curious Isnt A Thing Anymore

Does This Belong In This Sub? Apparently Being Bi-Curious Isnt A Thing Anymore

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Samuel Pelatan
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, i mean questionning your own sexuality is great. But i don't get why you would brag about it. But tbf the post is confusing, she says she wouldn't date a girl, not that she doesn't love/ is attracted to girls. She could be closeted for her own reasons (like Compulsory heterosexuality). But it's kinda odd to call yourself straight then :/

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#27

Oh No

Oh No

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Tamra
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Andrew Tate isn't right about anything. He's a s**t stain in need of wiping up.

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#28

Title

Title

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Susan Green
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So you’ve got a guy with an anger problem, who likes to destroy things?

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#29

Found In The Wilds Of Tiktok

Found In The Wilds Of Tiktok

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Meeliasi
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ok, might be overanalyzing here, but basically parent is saying: "my daughter is not adhering to classic gender stereotypes. HOW TERRIFYING!". Jesus. How strange.

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#30

Guys She's A Tomboyyyy 🤩🤩😜😜🤪

Guys She's A Tomboyyyy 🤩🤩😜😜🤪

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kath morgan
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I mean if they are really flopping right out there maybe get a female supervisor to have a quiet word, but the whole “married woman” bit is too much.

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