56 Hilarious Times Americans Proved They Had No Idea How The World Works
Interview With ExpertWe live in a world where the internet lives in our pockets and somehow, basic facts still manage to slip through the cracks.
While not everyone is clueless, some Americans seem to live by the motto “ignorance is bliss.”
It’s not always the small stuff, sometimes it’s geography, sometimes politics, and sometimes things that should be common sense.
Bored Panda has put together a list to showcase some of the most head‑scratching and facepalm‑worthy moments that perfectly capture this kind of ignorance.
Get ready to cringe and laugh because the funny (and slightly painful) part is how confident some of these takes are.
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"Tarrifs Will Bring Some Prices Down Hopefully, Like iPhone. And Samsung Phone $1000-$1200 Is Ridiculous"
Please do not insult pigeons. They are very smart and would have taught this idiot better than that.
"Slowly Introduce Europeans To The Concept Of Drinking Water"
We Are The Most Creative Nation In The World
Believing that the US is still the greatest country in the world has led some people into pretty embarrassing territory.
It’s not just casual online comments either, like people saying the dollar is unbeatable or that Fahrenheit somehow makes more sense than Celsius.
Many studies and surveys have shown that a number of Americans can’t answer even basic questions about their own government, let alone the rest of the world.
Apparently Cleopatra VII Was African American
Someone Got Their History Tests Handed Back Face Down
"While In Germany I Found An Aldi. The Aldi Is Nothing Like An American Aldi"
No, it isn't. Because Aldi actually is German, not American. It's a difficult concept.....
very difficult concept, cos according to many US Americans (I worked with a specific one, briefly), the US of A invented everything.
Load More Replies...Aldi Sud has not even been in the US that many years, Aldi Nord has been since the 70s when they bought trader joe's
Adding to the list of...ohh, at least a dozen things...that aren't American?
A 2019 survey by the Council on Foreign Relations and National Geographic found that Americans only got about half the questions right on geography and world affairs. Only 6% scored 80% or higher, even though most say global issues matter to them.
Back in 2011, when Newsweek gave 1,000 Americans the official US citizenship test, 29% couldn’t name the vice president and nearly three-quarters couldn’t explain why the US fought the Cold War. They aptly titled their result as “how ignorant are Americans?”
Another survey found that more people could name characters from 'The Simpsons' than the rights guaranteed by the First Amendment.
"If America Is 250 Years Old How Is Denmark Sending Mail For 400"
I refuse to believe that most Americans are this dumb. Surely they have some geography and history lessons in school?
Neanderthals Are Not Real
"American Women Don’t Have Armpit Hair"
Bored Panda spoke to George A Barnett, PhD, a professor of communication at the University of California, to understand why some Americans are clueless and what perpetuates this stereotype.
“The US is isolated from the rest of the world, with direct contacts with only Canada and Mexico. This makes travel to other countries difficult. Only 20 some percent have passports to visit other countries and those with passports tend to be those who go on cruises or to all-inclusive resorts,” he says.
He believes that a lot of American news media outlets mostly concentrate on domestic events, not on what is taking place around the world. "Research indicates that the media only reports on those countries that are physically proxemic and culturally and economically similar."
“Insulin Is A Privilege, Not A Right”
They make a good point. My insulin (Australia) is free and I'm VERY frivolous with it. I add it to soups and stews, use it for watering pot plants and even bathe in it sometimes. Perhaps I'd be less wasteful if I had to pay a gazillion dollars for it
You Ought To Have A Basic Grasp Of Latin If You're Working In... Latin America
Could Someone Like Jimmy Kimmel Even Exist In Germany?
Ja, ze Gestapo vill hunt down und find anyone who makes joke. Germans vill not tolerate any form of joke. /s
Barnett notes that the American educational system focuses heavily on American and Western/European civilization and history. “We are taught nothing about Asia, Africa and Latin America.”
He says research on social media also indicates that people have network ties with only those that are similar, which could be another reason why Americans are less aware about the rest of the world.
I Agree. American Beer Is Drunk By 99.9% Of The World. We Just Call It Water Everywhere Else
"I Refuse To Submit To The British Mind Virus Of Adding Random U's"
I, as an American, cannot fathom the fact how some of my fellow countrypeople apparently can't handle the fact that it's the same language with just a FEW words spelled slightly differently. Or that American English did NOT come first, since, you know, the whole colonies thing. Seriously, though, how can you look at the word "colour" and apparently get angrily offended by the letter u?
The Universal 13th Amendment
Surely, Americans aren’t the only ones who get facts wrong. But their voices are everywhere online, so their mistakes get noticed more.
And with English being the main language of the internet, their clueless comments travel even further.
But that doesn’t mean they get a free pass — if anything, it’s all the more reason to pay attention and actually know what’s going on in the rest of the world. Or at least fact check from reliable sources before posting something online.
These People
I Saw 5 Burning US Flags On My Way In To Work This Morning, It's True
Because obviously,US laws apply to the rest of the world.
Harvard (University In Massachusetts) Is The Oldest In The World
Experts recommend that people should educate themselves more by travelling abroad, studying a second language, and talking to people from other cultures and countries more often.
Try getting your news from somewhere besides your local TV channel or a US newspaper.
There are plenty of ways to learn beyond your own backyard, and honestly, with all the information available online, there’s really no excuse to stay ignorant anymore.
That’s More Money Than Many Europeans Would Make In Their Whole Lives
I'd pay $10,000 to MOVE to Denmark or Greenland from America. I'd like to escape, please XD
Blood Nearly Boiling But Heart Rate Normal
"Yet We Occupy Your Country With Our Military"
Amrica actually reduced its military presence by 90% in Greenland prior to laying claim on the sovereign territory... When I heard about the ludicrous idea of the US offer to possibly purchase Greenland, I thought about all the people Trump src3wed in his business deals along the way. And he knows nothing about " the art of the deal" as his tactics are intimidation and bullying when he doesn't get his way- in the case of Greenland with military force!
“Americans can’t ignore things that are happening on the other side of the world, because they do impact us. … Water availability and climate change and religious conflict — those are things that don’t pay attention to borders,” says Kathleen Schwille, former vice president of education at the National Geographic Society.
What's Trinity?
Bro Nobody Uses Euros
I Thought No Kings Tho?
It can be frustrating and challenging if you try to reason with ignorant people, especially when they hide behind their keyboards, and it’s easy to jump straight into an argument — but that rarely leads anywhere productive.
You can approach such conversations with curiosity rather than being annoyed so that you actually help someone learn, not just send them in an automatic defense mode.
Provide facts from reliable sources to clear doubts if someone is willing to listen to reason.
They Don't Accept US IDs?
you need a passport to leave your country and to enter the next country
There's A National Gallery In Washington DC
Wait - what? TWO National Galleries!? Imagine the confusion if there were other nations with galleries as well as these two!
Someone Doesn’t Understand Dd/Mm/Yy
Some people aren’t always ignorant on purpose, maybe they just haven’t had the chance to learn or the right environment or sources to help them.
Yet, we can't deny the fact that a lot of people online say things just to get a reaction and aren’t that interested in educating themselves. In that case, the best response might be no response at all.
Sometimes, the smartest move is simply to choose your battles. Not every dumb remark needs a rebuttal.
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"Im 100% Italian, Grew Up In Chicago"
I Disagree With His Reasoning, But I Must Admit; France Would Be Much Better Off Without French
You might find way too many French speakers in France itself, too. Be careful!
“American Is Too Big For Public Transport”
"The Cities Are No Different Than Ours"
Cities are the same in Europe? Wow! Although they're typically a bit older. That might scare some Americans....
Girl
“Does Every State Have A Rugby Team Or Only Georgia”
Tbf, knowing if someone is talking about Georgia, you probably need to check if it's the state or the country. Of course you can say that Georgia produces nuts and it's right for them both
I'm Not Fond Of How Many People In Ireland Treat Irish-Americans. They Get Outright Told They "Aren't Irish" At All
Irish people will have no problem with you talking about your heritage (just don't go too wild on the folk tales and faerie stuff). They will have a problem with you claiming to be Irish when you're clearly American.
On A Post About America Being "The Land Of The Free"
"Not Europeans They Don't Have It"
Why Do People Always Assume People Not From America Know American State Abbreviations?
Heck, as an American, I don't always know every state's abbreviation offhand. Some of them are completely nonsensical. California's is CA, which is sensible, but Montana's is MT and Missouri's is MO.
“Europe Is Depressing. It Has Nothing Other Than Museums And Old Buildings”
"They Just Don't Let Them Have Free Speech"
I'm convinced every country has their idiots, English speakers just don't notice, because the idiots don't write their bs in English. The amount of total morony going on online in Finnish might surprise you
Why Can't It Just Be An American Flag? That Applies To Everybody
Real Carbonara Was Actually Invented In Chicago
As An American That Seems Pretty Cold, Its Over 100 In Texas Every Year 40s Is Pretty Cold
One Of The Best Places On Earth
Fahrenheit Is Objectively Better Than Celsius
Fahrenheit scale based on when cattle can survive in the open. Minus 18°C (when water saturated with salt, or blood freezes) and plus 37°C. I take freezing water at 0°C and boiling at 100°C, Alex
There Are No Replicas Of The Statue Of Liberty, So This Is AI
"We Built Our High Speed Rail In The Sky"
“I Am Wondering If I Should Have Euros And Pounds To Give To Our Tour Guide Or American Dollars?”
Euros in Dublin,pounds in Belfast. Perfectly reasonable question and at least they're asking. Just keep the dollars until you get home.
Bro Thinks His Insurance Payments Only Cover His Expenses
USA Invented Banking So There Is A Lot Of Technical Baggage
"No, I Live In A First World Country"
"A first world country"? But first world countries have public heath care systems.
“And We Somehow Beat You In 2 World Wars And To The Moon. Incredible”
Er...who was the brains behind the*American* space program again?
USD Is The Only Currency
Worldwide For US
“I'd Rather Not Live A Country Where Memes Are Banned”
Physics Is Hard
As an American, I apologize on behalf of my fellow Americans. I promise not all of us are horrible and stupid, but those of us that ARE horrible and stupid are quite vocal and quite loud. This, of course, is most clearly seen in the dicktator-tot that got elected to our presidency.
I, too, found myself experiencing second-hand embarrassment while reading this as an American. However, I've become used to the feeling lately. Actually, the feeling has morphed from embarrassment to outright shame.
Load More Replies...I am an American and I can PROMISE the rest of the world that we are not ALL this stupid.
As someone from the UK, we also have plenty of idiots. I'd love to see one of these threads for the UK. Embarrassing ignorant Britons.
OK BP. We get it. The US is a bit of a dumpster fire right now. But come on. Enough with the stupidity posts. All nations have their fair share of dummies. Show me some more feel good things and animal posts already.
I agree that there are stupid and ignorant people all over the world. But they are not as loudly confident about it and insistant, even when proven wrong, as Americans.
Load More Replies...If confidently making statements about a subject you know nothing about were an olympic sport, America would win every time
Yes, Americans can be extremely ignorant about the rest of the world. But I guarantee there's ignorance everywhere.
During the past 250 years, Europe got rid of the "all power to one" principle and established pretty sound voting and election procedures. The very basis of this is a multi-party system, which results in parliaments/governing bodies in which multiple opinions are present and by this keeping extreme opinions under control. The voters do have an actual choice, and every vote counts immediately for the end result. No weighing, no gerrymandering, no "winner takes it all". The USA still sticks to a 250 year old, outdated system, of which the core is "all power to one single person" and a two-party system is cherished.
Dear World, As you can see, a red state education is virtually no education at all.
dear world, as you can see some people are so incredibly biased that they think anyone with a different opinion MUST be an idiot.
Load More Replies...As a US citizen, this is embarrassing. I swear world, not everyone is this dumb. Many of read books, are familiar with world events, can use proper grammar, and more. Please seek us out.
I come on BP to take a break from what's happening in the US. All these anti American posts are getting really tiresome. I already ended my premium subscription and I am ready to bail altogether. Things are really dark here right now, can we stop with all the anti American c**p? These idiots represent 30% of an entire country. Yeah they're dumb people, but painting a whole country especially a country this big, with such a broad brush is ridiculous.
Thanks BP, we definitely do need more posts about how all Americans are completely moronic while we struggle with a facist leader and his actually braindead loser cult followers tearing us apart from the inside. We just had to watch, again, as our government sanctioned gestapo m******d a citizen in our streets but yes, let's give the rest of the world another post to point at and say "haha America dumb".
Just another repost to get comments and engagement because readership is dropping off from all the celebrity trash.
oh no 56 out of 8,000,000,000,000 people in this great green earth are stupid, what ever will we do?
Load More Replies...I have a suggestion on how to improve our image abroad. The US government should recall all passports, and require a test of general knowledge beyond our borders and a personality evaluation before allowing its worst citizens to impose themselves on other cultures. We need to stop inflicting our loudest and dumbest upon the rest of the world. When they come here to become citizens, they have to pass a test. We should do the same to qualify for a US passport.
Your solution to these 56 idiots out of like 330 million people is to trap them in America and not them leave...?? You think we should deny people the ability to travel because they annoy you? Please tell me this was sarcastic
Load More Replies...it's always the americans that brighten our day with their utter stupidity.
It wouldn't be so bad if you did articles like this about other countries too.
Ok, I admit there’s a s**t-ton of Americans whose elevators clearly don’t go all the way to the top floor, evidenced by the Clown Prince squatting in the White House. However, I have to think there’s dim bulbs all over the world and we Americans are being unfairly targeted. Requesting a GoFundMe account or at least some thoughts and prayers 🤭
We DO know that it's not all Americans. Unfortunately, the opinionated, ignorant ones are so very loud and it's really amplified by Donny Deranged and the over-confidence they seem to have. Maybe other countries, we manage to hide our idiots a bit more easily?? Though not always.
Load More Replies...Cleopatra VII was as Greek as Greek could be, a Ptolemy. NOTA BLACK SUB-SAHARAN AFRICAN.
If it was a movie for entertainment purposes I wouldn't care what colour skin the actor has, they could be Inuit or Samoan for all I care. But when it's a documentary the actor Playing a historical figure should at least be from the same vague geographical region as the historical figure.
Load More Replies...Americans. They seem to get taught in school that America is the greatest country in the world (pledge of allegiance etc.). But not much else.
fun fact: a lot countries have a national anthem.
Load More Replies...In some places it is, in some states it is wonderful Republicans have been defunding it for decades, to make the electorate stupid, because stupid people vote republican
Load More Replies...Oh look another all americans are idiots list even though morons exist in every country and civilization. slow news day apparently
RANT INCOMING! Funny how when it's a more conservative/republican leaning person and they say something stupid, it's because Americans are idiots and are doing this to themselves and destroying the world by existing, ect ect. When it's a liberal it's because the RePuBliCaNs ArE dEfUnDiNg ThE sChoOLs tHe PoOr ThInG dOeSn'T kNoW aNy BeTtEr. Just a hint- the 22 year old drunk girl on the street in that video you saw has more to her than the 5 seconds you saw of them in that clip, republican or not. I can practically see your finger or mouse moving towards the downvote button, but before you do, just think about maybe next time, just take literally ONE second to just consider that people are allowed to think different than you, and that doesn't make them a bad person. I strongly believe in diversity of thought. I admit, there are a lot of stupid Americans. But guess what, there's a lot of stupid people, period. Republicans aren't the only loud obnoxious people out there.
The most annoying thing about americans is there constant insistence that they are right and everybody not american is actually below them. Just yesterday i had an american explaining to me why i am wrong to be angry about someone who cheated me because this is a buddhist country ( i am in cambodia atm) and i have to let it go because this is the custom here. What annoyed me most was the condescending way he explained to me why it is like that and how buddhism works. I am a buddhist my entire life 🙄
Most likely a liberal, I apologize. (ya'll this is 67% a joke so chill)
Load More Replies...As an American, I apologize on behalf of my fellow Americans. I promise not all of us are horrible and stupid, but those of us that ARE horrible and stupid are quite vocal and quite loud. This, of course, is most clearly seen in the dicktator-tot that got elected to our presidency.
I, too, found myself experiencing second-hand embarrassment while reading this as an American. However, I've become used to the feeling lately. Actually, the feeling has morphed from embarrassment to outright shame.
Load More Replies...I am an American and I can PROMISE the rest of the world that we are not ALL this stupid.
As someone from the UK, we also have plenty of idiots. I'd love to see one of these threads for the UK. Embarrassing ignorant Britons.
OK BP. We get it. The US is a bit of a dumpster fire right now. But come on. Enough with the stupidity posts. All nations have their fair share of dummies. Show me some more feel good things and animal posts already.
I agree that there are stupid and ignorant people all over the world. But they are not as loudly confident about it and insistant, even when proven wrong, as Americans.
Load More Replies...If confidently making statements about a subject you know nothing about were an olympic sport, America would win every time
Yes, Americans can be extremely ignorant about the rest of the world. But I guarantee there's ignorance everywhere.
During the past 250 years, Europe got rid of the "all power to one" principle and established pretty sound voting and election procedures. The very basis of this is a multi-party system, which results in parliaments/governing bodies in which multiple opinions are present and by this keeping extreme opinions under control. The voters do have an actual choice, and every vote counts immediately for the end result. No weighing, no gerrymandering, no "winner takes it all". The USA still sticks to a 250 year old, outdated system, of which the core is "all power to one single person" and a two-party system is cherished.
Dear World, As you can see, a red state education is virtually no education at all.
dear world, as you can see some people are so incredibly biased that they think anyone with a different opinion MUST be an idiot.
Load More Replies...As a US citizen, this is embarrassing. I swear world, not everyone is this dumb. Many of read books, are familiar with world events, can use proper grammar, and more. Please seek us out.
I come on BP to take a break from what's happening in the US. All these anti American posts are getting really tiresome. I already ended my premium subscription and I am ready to bail altogether. Things are really dark here right now, can we stop with all the anti American c**p? These idiots represent 30% of an entire country. Yeah they're dumb people, but painting a whole country especially a country this big, with such a broad brush is ridiculous.
Thanks BP, we definitely do need more posts about how all Americans are completely moronic while we struggle with a facist leader and his actually braindead loser cult followers tearing us apart from the inside. We just had to watch, again, as our government sanctioned gestapo m******d a citizen in our streets but yes, let's give the rest of the world another post to point at and say "haha America dumb".
Just another repost to get comments and engagement because readership is dropping off from all the celebrity trash.
oh no 56 out of 8,000,000,000,000 people in this great green earth are stupid, what ever will we do?
Load More Replies...I have a suggestion on how to improve our image abroad. The US government should recall all passports, and require a test of general knowledge beyond our borders and a personality evaluation before allowing its worst citizens to impose themselves on other cultures. We need to stop inflicting our loudest and dumbest upon the rest of the world. When they come here to become citizens, they have to pass a test. We should do the same to qualify for a US passport.
Your solution to these 56 idiots out of like 330 million people is to trap them in America and not them leave...?? You think we should deny people the ability to travel because they annoy you? Please tell me this was sarcastic
Load More Replies...it's always the americans that brighten our day with their utter stupidity.
It wouldn't be so bad if you did articles like this about other countries too.
Ok, I admit there’s a s**t-ton of Americans whose elevators clearly don’t go all the way to the top floor, evidenced by the Clown Prince squatting in the White House. However, I have to think there’s dim bulbs all over the world and we Americans are being unfairly targeted. Requesting a GoFundMe account or at least some thoughts and prayers 🤭
We DO know that it's not all Americans. Unfortunately, the opinionated, ignorant ones are so very loud and it's really amplified by Donny Deranged and the over-confidence they seem to have. Maybe other countries, we manage to hide our idiots a bit more easily?? Though not always.
Load More Replies...Cleopatra VII was as Greek as Greek could be, a Ptolemy. NOTA BLACK SUB-SAHARAN AFRICAN.
If it was a movie for entertainment purposes I wouldn't care what colour skin the actor has, they could be Inuit or Samoan for all I care. But when it's a documentary the actor Playing a historical figure should at least be from the same vague geographical region as the historical figure.
Load More Replies...Americans. They seem to get taught in school that America is the greatest country in the world (pledge of allegiance etc.). But not much else.
fun fact: a lot countries have a national anthem.
Load More Replies...In some places it is, in some states it is wonderful Republicans have been defunding it for decades, to make the electorate stupid, because stupid people vote republican
Load More Replies...Oh look another all americans are idiots list even though morons exist in every country and civilization. slow news day apparently
RANT INCOMING! Funny how when it's a more conservative/republican leaning person and they say something stupid, it's because Americans are idiots and are doing this to themselves and destroying the world by existing, ect ect. When it's a liberal it's because the RePuBliCaNs ArE dEfUnDiNg ThE sChoOLs tHe PoOr ThInG dOeSn'T kNoW aNy BeTtEr. Just a hint- the 22 year old drunk girl on the street in that video you saw has more to her than the 5 seconds you saw of them in that clip, republican or not. I can practically see your finger or mouse moving towards the downvote button, but before you do, just think about maybe next time, just take literally ONE second to just consider that people are allowed to think different than you, and that doesn't make them a bad person. I strongly believe in diversity of thought. I admit, there are a lot of stupid Americans. But guess what, there's a lot of stupid people, period. Republicans aren't the only loud obnoxious people out there.
The most annoying thing about americans is there constant insistence that they are right and everybody not american is actually below them. Just yesterday i had an american explaining to me why i am wrong to be angry about someone who cheated me because this is a buddhist country ( i am in cambodia atm) and i have to let it go because this is the custom here. What annoyed me most was the condescending way he explained to me why it is like that and how buddhism works. I am a buddhist my entire life 🙄
Most likely a liberal, I apologize. (ya'll this is 67% a joke so chill)
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