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Article created by: Lukas Garnelis

The internet has come a long way. A really, really, really long way. Though since I don't remember much of the early internet, I often forget about the fact that it used to be a lot different than what we have today. After all, I'm only 22—I haven't been around for that long.

Despite that—or, perhaps, because of that—it was always quite interesting for me to hear stories and learn new facts about the old-school interwebs. That's why this particular Reddit thread was just right up my alley. A few weeks ago, a Reddit user @DevilYouKnow posted on the site asking fellow users to name the weirdest things they remember about the early days of the internet. As per usual, redditors delivered. In addition, while looking through the users' answers, I happened to learn quite a few new things that I had no idea about. For instance, I didn't know that back in the day, people weren't able to simultaneously use the internet and the phone!

Without further ado, Bored Panda invites you to look through some of the weirdest things people remember about the early internet. As always, feel free to add your own in the comment section!

#1

The Simplicity Of Recipes

Screenshot of an early internet note-taking application showing a recipe for Outback Steakhouse Walkabout Onion Soup. I dunno. But, I really miss the way recipes used to be shared online. No scrolling through a giant website of background story of the recipe and countless ads. It was literally just the text of the recipe, with comments under of how to tweak that recipe. We were so spoiled by the simplicity and immediacy of ingredient lists back then and we didn’t even know it.

rawsugar87 , Unknown Report

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    #2

    Downloads Taking Literal Hours

    Screenshot of a slow file download showing transfer speed and time left, illustrating weird early internet experiences. Starting a download before you went to bed so it would be done when you got up the next morning.

    Nightdave , Christiaan Colen Report

    #3

    Mom, Put Down The Phone, I Want The Internet!

    Close-up of a backlit keypad on an old cordless phone representing weird things about the early internet shared on Reddit. Telling people not to use the phone because you were on the internet.

    omegaclick , Steven Lilley Report

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    #4

    "I Miss The Independence And Creativity Of The Early Web"

    Early internet homepage screenshot with original Google logo and simple search bar from the 1990s. I miss the independence and creativity of the early web. You could surf it for interesting topics developed by people as a hobby for hours and not ever run into anything corporate. That has completely reversed now, sadly.

    jjc157 , Dan Wood Report

    #5

    Who Remembers "Netscape Navigator"?

    Netscape Navigator software box representing early internet technology and weird things about the early internet era. Who here remembers Netscape Navigator being the best browser?

    UndeadWarlord , Gabriel Saldana Report

    Bacon Tentacles
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After the linear experience of Mosaic, the multi-threaded Navigator was refreshing. And then HTML 2.0 came out, with TABLES! Ooooooo.

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    #6

    The Badger Song!

    Animation of dancing badgers on a green field, illustrating weird things about the early internet shared by users. "BADGER, BADGER, BADGER MUSHROOM MUSHROOM!"

    rickrolo24 , Weebl's Stuff Report

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    #7

    The Fun Of Customizing Your Cursors

    Pixelated cursor and hand pointer icons representing weird things about the early internet shared on Reddit. I remember entire websites dedicated to customizing your cursor

    Nlbf-Supreme , Wikimedia Commons Report

    #8

    "It Was An Assault On The Senses, But It Was Also Glorious!": Overburdened Web Design

    Screenshot of HTML code demonstrating text styling tags including bold, italic, underline, subscript, and superscript for early internet web design. The early days of CSS & HTML with cursor effects, far too many different fonts, visitor counters on every website, inexplicable scrolling text, animated gifs everywhere, etc.

    It was an assault on the senses, but it was also glorious!

    TransientSignal , Wikimedia Commons Report

    Bacon Tentacles
    Community Member
    4 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never underestimate the power of a well-placed BLINK tag.

    #9

    Amazon Was A Bit Different

    Amazon Books storefront with large windows and brick exterior, illustrating nostalgic aspects of the early internet era. Amazon was still a bookstore.

    HumongousBratwurst , Wikimedia Commons Report

    Bacon Tentacles
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My first experience with Amazon was searching for a rare book online. It took a couple of months, but they DID deliver. Very cool.

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    #10

    "Under Construction" At All Times

    Screenshot of an early internet webpage on Geocities with an under construction message and retro browser interface. The always present 'under construction' sign as well. The early internet was awash in black background with dayglo fonts and it was glorious. And they were all connected in little rings.

    ClancyHabbard , Quartz Report

    Bacon Tentacles
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And let's not forget Comic Sans and lens flares.

    #11

    Having To Pay For Every Single Minute Online

    Stack of one dollar bills symbolizing weird things about the early internet shared by people on Reddit memories. Dial up that would charge you by the minute. People today don't know how good they have it.

    malgranda_azeno , iGlobalWeb Report

    #12

    Dial-Up Noises

    Close-up of a Blue microphone with mute and volume controls, reflecting weird things about the early internet era. The fact that muting your computer didn't get rid of the dial up noise.

    eddmario , Unknown Report

    Bacon Tentacles
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dubstep before it was known as dubstep.

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    #13

    We Somehow Survived Without YouTube

    YouTube logo on a red background representing weird things about the early internet shared by Reddit users. YouTube wasn’t around.

    TimTheTooth , Wikimedia Commons Report

    Bacon Tentacles
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh god, posting a video online was practically impossible. No site had that kind of disk space.

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    #14

    Viruses Weren't As Sneaky

    Green coding text on a black screen with the word virus highlighted in red, illustrating weird things about the early internet. It your computer had a virus, you knew. Nowadays, aside from ransomware, viruses are a bunch of uncreative sneaky bois that steal passwords or slow your computer down for a botnet.

    wehosh , Wikimedia Commons Report

    Bacon Tentacles
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I went to college in the late 80's for an Engineering degree. The college of Engineering used PC's. The college of Computer Science used Macs. The Macs were almost always infected with viruses. PC's? Never. Now it's almost always PC's. The times, they have changed. Probably doesn't hurt that MacOS is *NIX based these days.

    #15

    Hamster Gifs Everywhere

    Animated hamsters dancing on an orange surface with a red sun and purple sky, representing early internet nostalgia. Hamster dance It was just hamster gifs

    UndeadWarlord , KOCHRECORDS Report

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    #16

    You Had To Figure Things Out Yourself

    Google homepage displayed on a web browser, illustrating early internet search and browsing experiences shared on Reddit. This just gave me flashbacks. This is why I think a lot of GenX/early Millenials are pretty tech saavy. There were no GUIs for software, no pretty websites on the internet, nothing to "Google" for help. You had to be so damned persistent but it made you really understand things. Now I teach GenZ students and although they mostly have superior social media skills, they really struggle to understand how parts of a computer function together. I've spent hours trying to explain the difference between a local and remote drive, browsers and enabling extensions, clearing a cache, using suites of apps like Google Apps or Office, etc. Especially with so much college learning shifted to a remote format this year, it really showed some of the holes in our childrens' education in using technology.

    useless_instinct , Simon Report

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    #17

    Free Stuff

    Blue America Online 5.0 CD offering 500 hours free internet access, highlighting early internet weird things. Never needing to pay for AOL. Free discs were everywhere. I used them as frisbee.

    UndeadWarlord , Unknown Report

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    #18

    Waiting For Pictures To Load

    Trying not to blow your load waiting 30-50 seconds for a picture to load fully from top to bottom

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    #19

    Internet Explorer Owning The Place

    Internet Explorer 7 logo with blue and yellow background promoting early internet software installation. Every software you download was a toolbar on internet explorer

    Thefakewhitefang , Daniel Sempértegui Report

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    #20

    Who Needs URLs Anyway?

    AOL logo representing early internet services and technology from the early internet era on a white background. How AOL didn't use URLs. Every "website" had a keyword, meaning that every topic literally only had one website. I remember when Nickelodeon would constantly promote themselves on TV and said "Log on to AOL keyword 'Nick!'" meaning that that was literally the only place you could see Nickelodeon content.

    redxrain86 , Unknown Report

    #21

    20 Weird Things About The Early Internet You May Have Forgotten Shared By People On Reddit

    Before the world wide web and Mosaic...there was Gopher. And it was awful.

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