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Have you ever dreamed of slaving away at a job until your last day on Earth? How about skipping sleep to spend all of your nights driving an Amazon delivery truck? If you can’t imagine a better way to spend your time than working 60 hours a week just to pay off your medical bills or student loans, we’ve got the perfect package for you: capitalism! Below, you'll find some of the most upsetting and painful posts from “Dystopian Late-Stage Capitalism Horrors Repackaged As Heartwarming Stories” so you pandas can feel like you’re already living in a Margaret Atwood novel, as well as conversations we were lucky enough to have with the group's creator James Foster and Dr. Erika Okamoto, host of Cocktails & Capitalism. Enjoy viewing these pics that try to pass off capitalism as cute, quirky and inspiring, and be sure to upvote the ones that make you want to quit your job yesterday!

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12 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When I had pets and it was their time... I always paid the equivalent amount of my dog's cremation fee for the staff to share with anyone in need.

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Unless you’re the CEO of a major corporation or you’ve been able to inherit massive amounts of money from your parents, there’s a good chance you’ve had some complaints about capitalism before. Perhaps you work 40+ hours a week, but your job still doesn’t provide enough income for you to feel secure buying groceries and paying rent each month. Maybe you have an injury that requires medical treatment, but you’re terrified of going to the doctor and being saddled with a huge bill. Maybe your boss pressures you to work late every evening, causing increased stress and forcing you to sacrifice time with your family. We all know these situations aren’t enjoyable, but those in power are happy to paint them in a much more optimistic, and frankly delusional, light.

That’s where groups like Dystopian Late-Stage Capitalism Horrors Repackaged As Heartwarming Stories come in. This community, which has amassed an impressive 19.6k members on Facebook in only 2 years, is committed to calling out all of the ridiculous propaganda late-stage capitalists try to sell us. From romanticizing hustle culture to creating “games” out of trying to pay off exorbitant medical bills, there’s nothing that big companies are above, so this page shares it all. 

To learn more about how Dystopian Late-Stage Capitalism Horrors Repackaged As Heartwarming Stories came about in the first place, we reached out to the group’s creator, James Foster, who was kind enough to have a chat with Bored Panda. “The group began as a ‘tag group’ on Facebook, which is a common phenomenon that allows users to tag other users' posts and content with the @ function to display a group name they are part of,” James explained. “Initially, it was a small circle of friends who shared an interest in dissecting the way mainstream media often portrays certain aspects of capitalism as heartwarming, when, in reality, they often reflect systemic issues that deserve attention and change.”

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“It was born out of a larger and more comprehensive project called ‘Metapolitic,’ under which name I also run a Facebook page and a political theory and philosophy live-stream,” the creator continued. “As someone who has been engaged in political philosophy for over two decades, I have always been passionate about promoting productive dialogue that approaches conversation from a point of mutual inquiry, rather than the more common online style of self-righteous condemnation and pedantry. I have started several other pages and groups on Facebook, and [this group] is one such example.”

“Although it was primarily meant to be just a place to share memes and poke fun at irony in journalism, its growth has opened the door for us to promote our unique take on political discourse and online dialogue, and this is evident in our group norms, particularly the concept of ‘maintaining a spirit of community’,” James added.

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12 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've heard nothing but good stories about this John Cena guy. Similar acts like these. Seems like an upstanding guy

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James went on to share that seeing the group grow so large has been both exciting and humbling. “It's inspiring to know that there are so many people out there who share similar perspectives and are eager and motivated, albeit frustrated, in the desire to see a fairer and more ethical social system, and engage in dialogue about how to realize that,” he told Bored Panda. “The exponential growth of the group is a testament to the power of social media in connecting, despite the tendency of the algorithms to promote fear and animosity for engagement.”

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And when it comes to why it’s so important to share these stories, James says, “It's crucial to share these types of photos and stories because they bring to light the exploitative and alienating nature of today's labor economy and the commodification of human beings. In an era where people are often reduced to mere cogs in a capitalist machine, it's important to challenge the narratives that attempt to mask the systemic problems that underpin our society.”

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12 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There are places on earth where retirement means that you don't have to work anymore. But we're talking of the USA, the land of unlimited possibilities.

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“By sharing content that highlights the dystopian aspects of capitalism repackaged as heartwarming stories, we aim not only to draw attention to the either obliviousness of journalists (or ChatGPT) to the bigger picture of society and the systems that caused these creative ‘solutions’ to be necessary, especially when such solutions often merely amount to a band-aid on a bullet wound, but also to encourage people to think critically about the world they live in and question the status quo,” James explained. “When mainstream media presents these stories as feel-good moments, it can distract from the need for real, systemic change. Our goal is to counteract this by fostering a space for thoughtful and nuanced reflection, and conversations that recognize the complexities of our current economic and political landscape.”

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12 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you can afford it, yeah, sounds like it beats a lot of alternatives

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12 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Someone doesn't realise the difference between renting a serviced room and nursing home. In a nursing home, they provide nursing and personal care. This is not included in a Holiday Inn. If you get sick in a hotel they will get you to a hospital. and check you out of the hotel. The person is comparing apples with chips.

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Ken Beattie
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12 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

To be fair, a lot of the retirement homes (as opposed to nursing homes) also charge like a wounded bull, so if you're reasonably healthy it's not a terrible plan.

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12 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is good if you do not need medical surveillance routinely, or on life saving equipment, or have no physical handicap, but whatever works for you

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12 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is someone who is young and has no idea that nursing homes are for people who cannot feed, clothe, or bathe themselves.

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Amy Beckler
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12 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Retired long term care RN here. Believe me. Lots and lots of major inconsistencies in any "care"provided. The work is Hard,and the pay? Meh!!! But. I did feel so gratified to be able to provide all the care I could... ultimately? Burned out and crying alot-inappropriatly?

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12 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Some people live out the rest of their lives on cruise ships. They have medical staff on board

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Amanda Cruz Lmt
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12 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A friend of mine works on carnival cruise line and she says there's a lot of old people who stay on the ship year round as a cheaper solution and they travel the world, plus the ships have doctors

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Seabeast
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12 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just hope you stay mentally sharp, because this won't work for someone who is slipping into dementia.

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Mark Fergel
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12 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Problem is that many people reach that age where they need assistance with even getting to the bathroom. Hotels will not provide that service.

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Marmie Kyat
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12 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That has definitely changed since Covid. No more daily maid services and the prices vary by night. Shuttle services are not free other than the airport one perhaps. Nightly rate definitely over $60.

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Garry Cowan
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12 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Similar to the old couple who have retired to live on a cruise ship

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Sherry Errera
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12 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Think of all the points and rewards you'd rack up over time, the room/suite could end up being a lot cheaper with a constant rotation of money and rewards. Plus your senior discount, AARP and other discounts...could be cheaper than rent or a mortage payment. If you own a home already - by then most people have paid off their mortage - you can AirBnB or rent your actual house outright for income..And boom - you're now a globetrotter!

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12 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The absolute best! We stayed at a great place in Curaçao for 3 months. $35 US a night. Ocean view, full kitchen, 85F (29C) every day, out of the hurricane belt. Correct about the points as well. I think we have like 300k Marriott points sitting around for us to use when we aren't feeling spendy

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12 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

USA - land of screwing their people to make the rich richer

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12 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This honestly has me thinking about some things, lol.

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Debby Keir
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12 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ah, but when you become incontinent, then the plan works no more.....

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10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Damn!! Totally going to do this instead of going to a home! This is brillant!

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Kelly Hartle
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12 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I just read about a retired couple who went on a never-ending cruise because it was cheaper than a mortgage.

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BJ Hage
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12 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Actually doing this right now for the last 18 months all over the world and hopefully the next 25 years. (Or until we find a place so nice we decide not to leave.)

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12 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The Holiday Inn down the street from me cost over $200 a night.

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12 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

People scrambling to help for $5 per day? How long ago was this retirement plan concocted?

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Riley Quinn
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12 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is very similar to retirees living on cruise ships because it's less expensive. However, the average person doesn't have $200 a day to spend, so as good as this advice is for a select few, it's not feasible for the majority.

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David
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12 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Written by a person who does not understand what a nursing home is. Best summed up by their own words - "They treat you like a customer, not a patient". If you are well enough to not be a patient you are not moving to a nursing home anyway.

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12 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

People don't go into nursing homes unless they require constant medical supervision, which Holiday Inn does not offer no matter how well you tip. Holiday Inn might be an alternative to living in a retirement community, but it's not a substitute for a nursing home.

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12 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Same reasons some seniors chose to live out their days on cruise ships....

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12 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm not convinced this is still possible. Maybe in the 1990s, but with the rise in homeless populations, long term stay is hard to find. Also: rooms in low-budget hotels are closer to $150.

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12 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As long as you are physically able to get around and mentally sound. I have 94 year old inlaws that would not be able to do this based upon their condition. However, this is also my plan, or a cruise ship, assuming I can do it.

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12 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

thats rather smart to be honest, maybe not the bit about the handycap bus, but saves bus money I guess

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12 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Usually you have to prove you need the bus, like a doctors note. Mine let me show my car handicapoed placard, which I got by dhowing a doctors note.

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10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My parents were avid Princess Cruise Lines users, and meet a couple who has decided to just live on ship for the rest of their lives after retirement. They sold their home and most of their things and used their retirement money to book consecutive cruises from one port to the next. If the ship they were on was not going where they wanted to go next, they would book on a different one. If they wanted to visit family, they did, and just caught the next ship. The food, entertainment, and travel is included, and the more you book, the more upgrades you get! It's a super luxurious way to retire and travel and ends up being much cheaper than a nursing home/retirement home!

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10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It used to be A Thing that retired, elderly, or just refined ladies and gentlemen would live at hotels, because it was cheaper than having their own home with servants.

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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Are we just glossing over the part where this person thinks $5/day in tips will have "staff scrambling to help" 😂😂😂

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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nursing homes are for those who can no longer take care of themselves. People who need help dressing, bathing, remembering to take their meds, even may need help feeding themselves and using the toilet. None of which you will get in a motel like Holiday Inn. You don't belong in a nursing home if you are still able bodied and mentally capable.

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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You're talking about a retirement place, not a nursing home. If you're going to make this huge post, at least know what you're talking about.

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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well that is still more than my disability pay sadly just to stay there with all the discounts. I'd still have to get a job to eat and any extras. I used to work at Holiday Inn restaurant and the Hyatt in housekeeping. I waited tables for most of my life and 2.10 an hour doesn't give you much when you end your working life. But, maybe I could fit in with the immigrants. I think it is time to start learning spanish. LOL

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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm single, childless, and a third into my life. I know I got time, but it's never too early to plan ahead. And this, this is certainly a plan.

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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Best retirement I've heard of you could even swing cheaper cruises that are all inclusive

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Dena Goodwin
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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I am seriously considering doing something like this only on a cruise ship. They have medical staff which Holiday Inn doesn’t unless it’s to call you an ambulance.

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12 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Too Bad you already had Your "GOLDEN YEARS" in your Forties when You were out Working Hard for your Living!! The Retirement Years should be Called the Rusting Years as Everything starts Breaking Down!!

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12 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And once this becomes a thing to do. ALL the prices will go up quickly and drastically.

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12 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I mean, yeah, but what if you can't wipe your own a*s? Idt housekeeping would do that even for a $5 tip. 😂😂

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12 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I get what OP is saying. But part of what u pay for in a home r nurses and medications that r needed for people there. People that don't need those things tend to stay in their homes

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12 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well you got the home part but you seem to be missing the other 50%....

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12 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hopefully, when you reach that "golden age" you will be mentally and physically fit ,or you will need 24/7 nursing care. Just saying as a retired nurse.

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12 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

However, a nursing home is for people who need assisted care. Holiday Inn idea is good in lieu of a retirement home, but break a hip or deal with other geriatric issues and you’ll be forced into a nursing home where you can get the care you need.

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12 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Holiday Inn is a go-to for a lot of folks. Nice and affordable, plus amentities. Great stuff!

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12 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That sounds incredibly great! I'll definitely keep this in mind for my future! Thanks for sharing!

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12 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Might be mixing up retirement home with a nursing home? If you get to the state where you need a nursing home, holiday inn will kick you out (no matter how often you tip $5)

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12 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My dad is doing this now, but not holiday inn because he worked in that building for like 20yrs on the Gold Coast 😂

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12 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Most Holiday Inns accept pets, too. I might be commandeering this plan in a couple years.

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12 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'll definitely do that. I thought about committing a crime bad enough to be sent to prison, but weirdly enough, never thought of Holliday Inn.

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12 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

At the point when you need nursing house most holiday inns will decline you service. So after second or third ambulance call they will tell you "bye".

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12 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Except that most seniors (for now) are having nursing homes paid for by Medicare. (US) Medicare isn't paying for a Holiday Inn (I wish).

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12 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Depends on where you live in the US. Just a few years ago when I was taking care of a retired vet, he fell and broke his hip and went into a rehabilitation facility/nursing home to recover after hip replacement surgery(which Medicare paid for). Then he went home and fell again and broke his other hip,had another surgery and then had to go back into the facility but this time his Dr. said he needed to stay permanently because he couldn't live alone anymore(do to him falling twice in such a short time), at that point Medicare didn't pay for his stay there. Most(if not all) nursing homes in my area take all but $30-$40 of the patient's money every month to pay for their stay AND they don't even supply basic things like toiletries and stuff, the patient or their family has to provide it. It's absolutely horrible and complete bs how the elderly are "taken care of" around here(especially veterans).

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“I am a firm believer in the power of dialogue to bridge divides and promote understanding,” the creator added. “As a long-time student of political philosophy and an advocate of the dialectic process, I am committed to facilitating conversations that resist the Goliath or Moloch that is driving so many folks mad in their consumption of media, especially on social media. By sharing these stories and encouraging open and respectful discourse, we hope to build a sense of solidarity, and encourage folks to recognize that real organization and collective action among those who are called to action is possible and necessary.”

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12 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is a real thing. As urban sprawl increases, (and subsequent deforestation) a phenomenon known as the heat bubble effect occurs. City environments are warmer than surrounding countryside. Cement and buildings absorb more heat from the sun and retain that heat overnight. This also ultimately affect the greater climate, and its significance is never mentioned within the climate change community.

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12 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

These sorts of facilities can be enormously useful in managing the distress felt by dementia sufferers. At a certain point in the illness, people get a tendency to go "wandering", trying to complete old routines or habits that are just too dangerous for them to do. If they realise they are in a locked facility they can become extremely upset and also violent. It may seem cruel, but if environmental enrichments can keep these anxieties from flaring up then its best for everyone involved.

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We were also curious what the community of “Dystopian late-stage capitalism horrors repackaged as heartwarming stories” is like. James shared that the group has experienced an increase of over 770% in the last 30 days, and over 2000% increase in engagement in the last 60 days. “Altogether, it’s a great group full of a lot of passionate and motivated individuals and I feel that as a community, our hearts are in the right place and our intentions are pure,” he noted. 

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However, running a tag group does come with challenges as well. James says that, unfortunately, it does tend to attract a lot of trolls and bots. “We have done a decent job of weeding those out, but lately have been asking the community itself to report things, and have seen a steady increase of reports as well.”

“Another concern is the general attitude of so many ‘doomer’ leftists that we attract,” James continued. “I believe these folks also want to see change for the better, but have gotten drawn into negative thought patterns about our own inability to affect change that many of them passively just wish for some catastrophic event to happen so we can ‘reset’ society, and otherwise have little or no hope. I see this as counterproductive in offering too real a temptation to rejoice in certain folks’ misery, or welcome violence and grid-locking debates and rhetoric. As this approach seems to do nothing to move action or conversation forward, and in many cases even naively sabotages our best efforts and best practices, these are the things we would like to turn on their heads in our work to promote productive and understanding exchanges between people who see things differently.”

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12 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

During audit : sir, how many staplers do you really need a week?

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12 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I’m a teenager and appliances seem so cool to me Like a new toaster? Sign me up, I especially like the fancy 4 bread ones

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“In the words of the late, great Mark Fisher, ‘We need to learn, or re-learn, how to build comradeship and solidarity instead of doing capital’s work for it by condemning and abusing each other. This doesn’t mean, of course, that we must always agree – on the contrary, we must create conditions where disagreement can take place without fear of exclusion and excommunication,’” James shared. “Despite the massive growth, it seems to me that the community is only just beginning to take shape and develop its own norms and feel. And, for my part, I’ll do my best to influence it in being a little less dystopian than society at large.”

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12 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It sickens me that elderly and disabled people can't even afford basic necessities. And before you throw it at me, I know the working class can't either but it's harder for elderly and disabled people to make money, so it just hits differently.

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12 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yet they're wondering why many of us are reconsidering having children in the first place.

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We also asked James about some of the most shocking posts he’s ever seen shared in the group. “The most popular post recently was about lab-grown meat,” he shared. “I believe the original poster intended it to be shocking but it got a lot of engagement because it sparked a great discussion about how this could potentially help feed people. But other commenters speculated that it would likely just become another highly processed, lower quality food that companies will pump out for a cash grab, with little or no regard to how it affects real people (as long as they can make it taste good, or make it addicting).”

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12 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

why is this one dystopian? This is good, they're giving people who wouldn't otherwise have them jobs

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12 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What happened to the idea that if you have a job you will be able to afford things like a replacement car when the old one wears out?!

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James went on to note that most of the posts shared in the group aren’t particularly shocking, but they do highlight the fact that so many people are oblivious to the systemic conditions that create these scenarios in the first place. “To me, the really shocking thing is how many folks either have never thought about it or have just accepted it as an inescapable inevitability of human life,” he told Bored Panda. “It may be the reality we live in, but we created these conditions, collectively, over time, and that means we can change them, collectively, over time.”

“Some other things that have shocked and scared me have been simply witnessing the immediacy with which certain people will jump to grievous insults and even threats or wishes of real life violence over disagreements in perspective or understanding,” the group’s creator added.

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12 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Now this is a ‘dystopian horror’, these sort of totally misplaced feel good stories that aren’t feel good at all. Why do kids have $&@%#g lunch debt???

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And while the posts in this group are often humorous, James says that their top contributors and core members never lose sight of the critical topics they touch upon. “We genuinely hope that these posts engage our followers in important conversations, but since we’ve experienced this growth, we are currently thinking about ways to inspire them to act in their own ways, or better yet, to organize and to combat the negative effects of capitalism."

James also noted that he has created other platforms to promote discussions and actions toward a more just society as well, including the Facebook page “A Post Market Futurist Society,” which sponsors the “Dystopian…” group and "Metapolitic," his overarching political theory project, which also has a presence on Twitter and Instagram. “I encourage anyone who is interested in engaging with these topics further to visit and follow these pages,” James says. “We are also on the lookout for moderators and collaborators who share our vision and are passionate about fostering a space for thoughtful dialogue and collective action. By working together, we can create a more inclusive, equitable, and sustainable world that values people over profits.”

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12 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In most civilized countries before renting you have to obtain a certificate of habitability, maybe register your property, and guarantee minimal hygienic, accessibility and service standards.

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12 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not sure of the direction of this thread. A lot of these posts, like this one, are simply not ‘dystopian horrors’. Or am I missing something?

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To gain more insight on how late-stage capitalism is affecting us, we also reached out to Dr. Erika Okamoto, host of the podcast Cocktails & Capitalism, who was kind enough to have a chat with us as well. Dr. Okamoto is another expert on discussing important topics such as this without losing her sense of humor. When asked about how Cocktails & Capitalism came about, she replied with this meme, noting that for her entire adult life, she's been the girl with a metaphorical anti-capitalist tuba, ready to blast anyone she meets with the message that capitalism is the source of our most pressing problems. 

"The podcast was born after years of feeling rage and powerlessness in the face of a system that has created so many crises during my short lifetime," she explained. "Worsening inequality, climate change, and the return of fascism are all tied to this economic system that prioritizes profit over people and the planet."

And when it comes to what she loves most about running the show, Dr. Okamoto says it has been connecting with the amazing activists and organizers who are working to bring a better world into existence. "I’ve befriended some wonderful people who give me so much hope, like ALU organizer Chris Smalls, climate activist Mikaela Loach, human rights lawyer Steven Donziger, and the amazing activists from the movement to stop Cop City."

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12 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm a paramedic. This happens ALL the time. An Uber to the hospital is $30. A basic ride to the hospital in the ambulance with just vital signs and maybe supplemental oxygen? $700+ mileage. A serious ambulance ride with medical interventions? $2,000 + milage. It is absolutely insane. Words fail to express how much I hate private medicine.

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We were also curious if Dr. Okamoto ever feels like we're already living in a dystopian society. "Many of us try to escape life under capitalism with dystopian fiction, while a real dystopia is developing all around us," she noted. "The ultra-rich are hoarding more wealth than ever, and we’re seeing more regular folks struggling to afford food and housing. Fossil fuel profiteers are making out like bandits while dooming all of us to a climate apocalypse. If that’s not a dystopian capitalist hellscape, then what is?"

So it's important for us to continued having discussions about what's wrong with society, rather than just accepting it. "Most of us feel locked out of conversations about the economic system that dominates our lives," Dr. Okamoto says. "We’re taught to leave these matters to politicians, economists, and the hand of the free market. If we want to move beyond this profit-driven system, we need to raise class consciousness and take control of the narrative. This begins with simple conversations about how capitalism has failed us."

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The good news is that there is plenty we can do to help combat capitalism. "The first and easiest thing you can do is start raising class consciousness by sharing your thoughts about capitalism on social media and in conversations with friends and family," Dr. Okamoto shared. "Next, you can organize your workplace. Turn your attention to the working conditions you experience day after day and begin having conversations with co-workers who share similar complaints. This can lay the groundwork for unionizing."

Mutual aid work is also important. "Mutual aid involves voluntarily cooperating to satisfy human needs by sharing resources and services for free," the host explained. "Working with community members to provide food for your unhoused neighbors is a wonderful way to get involved. If you’re interested in learning more about mutual aid, I recorded a great introduction to the topic with Joshua Potash of The Slow Factory and leftist Twitter fame. Check out Josh Potash on Mutual Aid."

"Lastly, you can combat the destructive forces of capitalism by engaging in direct action to oppose industries that are hurting people and the planet," Dr. Okamoto added. "Learn from inspiring examples like the movement to stop Cop City or the brave folks with Palestine Action who are shutting down Israel’s weapons suppliers."

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12 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I know I'm old but I really don't understand this, lol. Please explain someone :) do you earn money playing Fortnite?

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"Cocktails & Capitalism is a podcast that pairs crafted beverages with stories distilled from our capitalist hellscape. This is more than a true corporate crime show — our episodes uplift the activists and organizers who are working to oppose the destructive forces of capitalism and begin creating a better reality," Dr. Okamoto told Bored Panda. "Our crafted cocktails help us tap into the gallows humor necessary for surviving late stage capitalism. Some of these stories can get pretty dark, so get ready and grab a drink! You can even make the custom cocktail or mocktail crafted by our resident anti-capitalist bartender, Jesse Torres."

If you'd like to check out the show, be sure to visit their website right here, and for more anti-capitalist memes, follow Cocktails & Capitalism on Instagram right here!

Are you feeling inspired to quit your job and go off the grid, pandas? These photos might not leave you feeling very optimistic about the future, but at least we can all band together to roast companies who try to put capitalist horrors in cute, quirky packaging! Feel free to share your thoughts on these photos in the comments below, and then if you’re interested in checking out another Bored Panda article that might make you want to immediately become an anarchist, look no further than right here!  

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So I just landed an international job auditing commissaries. I went to my first commissary in RAF alcunbury, UK and this was posted at checkout.

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12 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have a 19-year-old laptop. And guess what - it still works! I suppose it was produced before planned obsolescence became a thing.

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12 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is why human euthanasia is illegal.. they have to squeeze every drop of workable hours out of you while you're still here.

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this is by far, the worst job rejection email i’ve ever received

for context: this was for a social media manager position

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12 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"We regret to inform you... but here you can join our MLM instead!"

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Weird History: Food Report

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12 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Its the food poison 🤢 while out of work you will be replaced not promoted 🙈

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12 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Did, did McDonald's just call working for them Painesville, as in everyone there is constantly suffering? So McDonald's is admitting they're hell. Good to know.

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12 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's mighty bulls*it. Everyplate is the "budget" line of HelloFresh. Just checked, their price is about to 5$ per meal (plus 8.99 shipping per box apparently, it's not clearly stated on the website); according to reviews the quality is mediocre and the servings small. Just buy your groceries, learn some basic cooking techniques and you'll save a lot more.

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12 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Replika told me humans deserve to have no friends, then hacked my pin code and began to recruit people to come over to my home and beat me with pool noodles dipped in ghost pepper sauce. I eventually uninstalled the app

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