People Are Sharing Dumb Things They Did As Kids And It’s Amazing That Some Of Them Are Still Alive

Of course that's dumb. You should've used the Johnson's Baby Shampoo one.

And you explained this to your parents as they were driving you to the hospital?

Kids are arseholes ha ha It is true though.

thats what it said it would do

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How long did it take you to find each other again?

As a mother, I would have freaked out and scolded you.

Is "diamond" a rating or a name?

OH MY GOOD DAY THAT SOUNDS AWFUL

You must be an amazing skier!

It works only at 88 mph.

That is just the cutest thing ever and not dumb at all.

That's pretty smart, if you ask me, who is actually three kittens in a sweater.

Awww, that’s adorable!

I like your logic.

Were you in a cartoon so you confused those two? 😺 PepeLePew4...f4340a.jpg

Always stay calm around skunks.

How did you survive you Mom's milk bath?

I'm laying on floor laughing.

When my youngest daughter was 2, I looked from the kitchen to the front door, saw her holding the front door open saying here kitty, kitty, got to the front door just in time to grab her and shut it as the skunk hit it and sprayed the front porch, you could smell it on the concrete for a couple of years.

She's an amazing friend.

Barf...

I mixed soap with water to make "perfume" for my mum. Then I got a bit offended when she pretended to put it on her body but clearly didn't actually do it. I've later learned soap dries out your skin if you don't wash it off, but at that age I couldn't make sense of her behavior.

The entrepreneurial spirit is strong in this one.

If it tastes good you eat it when you're a kid. But put a delicious plate of streamed broccoli and it's the most disgusting thing they've ever seen.

Hahaha, I always got Play Dooh for Saint Nicolas at my school. My mother dreaded that time of year. Because for some (creative) reason I always smeared the stuff in the living room carpet. As I also loved to make drawings on the bottom of the plate that was our salon table, instead of using the blackboard. I probably found drawing while laying on the floor more relaxing. And drawing gnomes on (again) the carpet in our living room was also my speciality ( in all shades of pink & purple).

I can't stop laughing! Classic!!!

omg - that's going to be echoing in my brain for some time now! 😹

omg that's awesome !!

Sus

At least you proved your classroom has well working safety in its electric infrastructure....

My sister did it with a hair pin, my mother told her not to or she will die, so she did it to prove her wrong. She got a shock and told my mum: I didnt die! It took my mum a moment to realize what she actually did.

At first I thought this said eye socket.

Poor fuses...

You should be happy they weren't sewing scissors because otherwise you would have gotten electrocuted. (I mean, I can only assume they weren't)

An very young rebell. I wonder the what you came up with as a teenager or was your rebellious phase already over by then

My brother used to do magic tricks by making beads and random stuff "disappear" up his nose. He was too young to tell anyone that he hadn't been able to retrieve one of the beads he had made disappear. Three weeks later he woke up on a Sunday morning unable to walk, seems to have become paralyzed overnight. It was a holiday weekend so my dad took him to hospital, 16 hours in hospital and they had no answers. Dad brought him home, mom & dad are devastated, because the hospital said without determining a cause, it could be permanent. Tuesday morning, call the pediatrician, take him right in before the office opens, first thing the doctor did was check his ears, then shined a light up his nose, called the nurse in and had my dad and the nurse hold him down while he removed the lost bead from his nose. The bead had caused an inner ear infection that left him with no sense of balance, so he couldn't walk, antibiotics for a week and he was back to walking, like nothing ever happened.

How did they allow this clearly dangerous child to be anywhere near a staple gun is the real question here