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Romance isn't for everyone. It requires certain qualities that some of us simply do not possess. Not to mention, there are those who do not want a relationship at all.

In the US, for example, about three in ten adults (31%) report being singleᅳthat is, not married, living with a partner, or in any other form of commitment. However, it's worth pointing out that this percentage varies significantly across demographic groups, with 41% among 18- to 29-year-olds compared to 23% of 30- to 49-year-olds.

Interested in these dynamics, Reddit user TakinShots made a post on the platform, asking everyone to share the stupidest thing they've witnessed a person say or do that made them instantly understand why they're single. Here are the responses they have received.

#1

"Ah, That's Why They're Single": 35 Times People’s Single Status Made Absolute Sense I worked with a single guy that wanted to find an Aussie woman to marry because American women ‘gave too much lip’. I had to break it to him that an Aussie woman would kick his butt viciously and leave him crippled for even thinking like that.

Yosemite_Sam9099 , Tiff Ng Report

Adam Benson
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As an Aussie myself, I can confirm that.

Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh yeah, if she spends her days killing spiders the size of your head and snakes that would kill you in 10s, she aint taking s**t from no one.

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Deborah B
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wondering where he got the idea that the average Aussie woman takes that sort of b******t. Because it can't have been Australia.

JessieJ&LilyLovebug
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What's her name that's married to Kanye, maybe...?🤷

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Rizzo
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The fact that he thinks women elsewhere are more "compliant" shows me that he is very much at home in the incel corner.

V
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Mwa hahaha! If he thinks Aussie women are less outspoken than American woman he would be in for a shock. In fact, I would love for him to try it on with an Australian woman and get his a*se handed to him physically and emotionally.

Say No to Downvoting
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would like to respond to this with a famous Aussie phrase “Yeah, nah, mate”.

Johnnynatfan
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Haha he actually thought Aussie women are complacent. I can’t see that in them at all

Guess Undheit
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Aussie". No doubt because she's white, which doubles the appalling attitude. Most pathetic incels settle for women from Asian countries and try to abuse and control them.

Say No to Downvoting
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That was my thought - this guy wants “one of those demure foreign women”, but wants someone white. Double yuk.

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Beak Hookage
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm an Australian woman and I'm one of the loudest and most opinionated people I know.

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    #2

    "Ah, That's Why They're Single": 35 Times People’s Single Status Made Absolute Sense “All women want is money” because I asked what he did for work. He was unemployed. Sir, we are both almost 30. We aren’t kids anymore, how are you able to make such a statement when you don’t even have a job? I don’t want your money, I want to date a grown man who isn’t looking to turn his girlfriend into his mother so he doesn’t have to do anything all day.

    String_Peens , Karolina Kaboompics Report

    StrangeOne
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can see where they're both coming from. But if he's unemployed, he should be focusing on getting his s**t together and using his savings for surviving, before pursuing a relationship, or dating. In fact, someone unemployed I would be very suspicious how he's earning money to pay for a date. Unless she's paying.

    Beansie-never-visited-me-once
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How can you see where they are BOTH coming from? She asked him what he did for work! That is all! I get asked that all the time. I was asked twice today. It is one of the first questions that is asked when you meet someone new. She asked him this innocent question and he immediately accused her of being a gold digger! He sounds like a total k**b!

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    BoredBranzino
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, casually asking what kind of work you do is just small talk for a first date, and gives you follow up questions that have nothing to do with prying into one’s salary.

    Adam Belaire
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was my thought. What do you do? That sounds interested. What kind of ___ do you ____

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    ConstantlyJon
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What do you do for work is about the most regular-a*s question anyone might ask a person at any time, let alone a date. What a stupid assumption to make.

    Carrie Laughs
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's one that it a common opener in the US (not a criticism of that). Other cultures, not so much. Not outside of dating. In some countries it would be considered nosy. 🤷 I can't remember the last time I was asked about my job... if ever. I met my spouse while still studying so it didn't come up while dating. Friends I've met outside of work... it has gradually come up but it's not the first thing we got to know each other over.

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    tori Ohno
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do you go out on a date if you don't have a job so you can pay your way? Oh, that's right, it's called projection.

    Miki
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a pretty standard question when you meet a new person. Also being unemployed is a red flag. OK. But you may want to ask why etc.

    Celtic Pirate Queen
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thankfully, I only had 5 online matched dates before I met my husband. I met one guy at my local. I was early, so I ordered a glass of wine. He showed up 15 minutes late. Ok, whatever. We start chatting & I asked him what kind of work was in? JFC - he very snarkily said, "Why, so you can figure out how much money I make? Maybe I should just show you my bank balance". I stood up and threw a five on the table for my wine, then said, "Buddy, you are a socially inept @sshole and you won't be showing me ANYTHING". And walked out. I waited for him to leave and went back in. Kelly was behind the bar and she pulled my almost full wine glass out. She was like, "Jesus, I hope you meet someone decent sometime soon".

    Celtic Pirate Queen
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG - one of my first online dates. He was a pr*ck from the get. I got there early at MY local, and ordered a glass of wine. So, he comes in and sits at my table. We start the whole "what do you do chat" and this @sshole says "Why? Are you trying to figure out my income. Maybe I should just show you my bank statement". Yes, seriously. I just stood up, threw a fiver in his face and walked out. Now, I was friends with the owners, one of which was behind the bar, so I waited for Mr. C*nt a*s to leave and went back in.

    Linda Riebel
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    SOMEONE SEND A LIST OF THESE ASSBROS' COMMENTS TO A DEMOCRATIC FUNDRAISER. Great campaign content.

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    We managed to get in touch with TakinShots, and the Redditor told Bored Panda that the idea for the post "came about when a friend told our friend group that guys and girls can't be friends. At that point, I was curious about what other silly things people have heard being said to them."

    "I would say most of the answers are based around specific things being said on actual dates," the author of the post added.

    "A lot of the answers involve people saying something sexist or doing something really awkward on a date. There's a wide variety of responses that are all entertaining to read, but some, like the fake bomb story, are really scary too!"

    #3

    "Ah, That's Why They're Single": 35 Times People’s Single Status Made Absolute Sense Maybe not the dumbest thing he's said but it's the most consistent.

    My brother, literally anytime a woman is mad or even just annoyed with him: "Aww did your period just start?"

    I'm convinced my brother will die a virgin. It's better for humanity that way. My husband worked with someone who knows my brother and she told him that my brother's attitude and behavior towards her and her friends is the reason she's a lesbian.

    McSmashley , nd3000 Report

    Srinivasan S
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    America, it'll be good for you if Kamala Harris wins

    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hell yeah it will. I can't wait to have the angry black lady in charge. Let's do this thing and FIX a country that's been led by stupid white men for too long.

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    Multa Nocte
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Er, being around a misogynist doesn't "make someone a lesbian."

    winterwidow87
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah i get it may have been a joke, but it's an outdated one. We're lesbians because we like women, not because of shîtty men. It makes it seems like our sexûality is a choice, and it may give some men the impression that they can "change us" if they're nice enough.

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    Tabitha
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, my period didn’t start (I’m post-menopausal), but if you’re so eager to see blood, I can make that happen. With your nose jumping in front of my fist.

    Traveling Lady Railfan
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even if it did, my period only lasts a few days. Your stupidity lasts forever.

    Michael Largey
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Men who ask "Aww did your period just start?" will rarely find themselves in a situation where the answer is relevant to them.

    LonelyLittleLeafSheep
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope their response is "no, you're just an idiot".

    Alex Kennedy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah, there’s always someone out there who hates themselves enough that that works for them.

    Aidan Pite
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can confirm, for every sad little incel, there is at least one person with even lower self esteem who's desperate enough for affection to subject themselves to that kind of treatment. Don't make my mistakes.

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    Comedy Clumbers
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm lesbian because of my factory wiring, but some men do make me particularly glad I was born so.

    A_rubber_duck
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m loving how we can only bash democrats. As if they’re the only ones who never screw up. Grow up and realize that other people have different opinions than you, and stop downvoting people unless it’s a spam comment or something that’s actually hateful.

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    #4

    "Ah, That's Why They're Single": 35 Times People’s Single Status Made Absolute Sense Seems 18-25 year old lads talking about Andrew Tate and wondering why girls can't stand them.

    lordadriancrossofsea , Anything Goes With James English Report

    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Absolute creep! Anyone who listens to that "man" is looking for an excuse to treat women as less than human. Pathetic antisocial creeps.

    winterwidow87
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "But i am such a nice guy! I don't get why 'females' won't give me a chance". These guys, probably.

    Multa Nocte
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Women can't stand him either. And decent men and boys.

    sofacushionfort
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same logic as “Quote Mein Kampf and Jews will beg to be your friend”

    Kat
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have only seen a few clip videos. But he looked/acted like a toddler who was late for his nap and had big emotions he didn't know how to handle. Sad, grumpy, baby. 😆

    Alexandra Nara
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ah not only his mindset but plenty accuses of violence,rape,tax evasion,human trafficking, rape. He should be used as a creepfilter befor every first date with a guy If he adores or defends Tate- run

    Charlotte
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Young lads also known as Tater-totts

    G A
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hopefully he goes to prison for a long long time

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    This makes sense. Samantha Joel, who is an Assistant Professor in the Psychology Department at the University of Utah, focuses her research on how people make decisions about their romantic relationships.

    She scheduled a talk in October 2019 at the University of Waterloo in Canada with the straightforward title: "Can we help people pick better romantic partners?"

    To answer that question, she teamed up with 85 of the world's most renowned scientists, combining data from 43 studies, mining hundreds of variables collected from more than 10,000, and utilizing state-of-the-art machine learning models. And the answer was no.

    The number one—and most surprising—lesson in the data, Joel said, is how unpredictable relationships seem to be. She and her coauthors found that the demographics, preferences, and values of two people had surprisingly little power in predicting whether those two people were happy in a romantic relationship.

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    #5

    "Ah, That's Why They're Single": 35 Times People’s Single Status Made Absolute Sense Friend dated a guy who took her cat to the shelter as a stray. The cat was chipped and they called her to pick it up. She couldn't figure out how the cat got out and the boyfriend claimed he didn't know.

    It happened a second time, and she had the cameras checked for the person dropping the cat off. She called him on it and he denied it.

    She broke up with him, but I always joke that she drove him to the shelter instead.

    Ristar87 , Mia X Report

    cherry~
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of the first signs someone is not a good partner is how they treat animals. An abuser of animals WILL have humans as their next target. It's not a matter of IF they'll do it, but WHEN they'll do it.

    Aidan Pite
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once told a GF that if she made me choose between her and the cat, I'd choose the cat. I did not have a cat at the time, but I was pretty clear that any kind of pet ultimatum would not work in her favour. She agreed wholeheartedly.

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    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OH HELL NO! Do NOT mess with the fur babies!

    Red Hair Blue Soul
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please drop him off and get him neutered

    john doe
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I left a first date because the woman I was with said she didn't do the whole pets thing and thought people who let wild animals in their homes should be in meds or something. I told her I have 2 dogs and a cat. About ten minutes later I got the check paid for my food and drink and left. People who don't like animals are suspicious as hell.

    Toni B
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldn't normally consider cats and dogs wild animals, except one of our cats. We found her as we were walking through the wild part of a park. She was so young her eyes and ears were still closed. She had crawled away from the nest her mother had made and was stuck under debris too narrow for her mother to reach. She was the only kitten we saw, and was mewling. When my daughter picked her up, I knew the mother would probably reject her because she now smelled of human. So, we actually took a wild (feral) kitten home. So, that woman would have been right in our case. By the way, because she was feral, she zipped around like crazy when she was a few months old. We had to be careful opening the door.

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    tori Ohno
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She couldn't call the cops? In America that would be considered theft because animals are property. Have him arrested, then sue him for emotional distress.

    detective miller's hat
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    someone did that to one of my cats, no one would ever find the body.

    Amy Smith
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    100% someone who would do that is not worth time or energy. I had an ex give one of my pets away within 2 days of my leaving claiming I had "abandoned her". She hadn't let me in the house to get anything, including her. I had to go through the police but, as you can't tag an Axolotl - she was gone and I will never know what happened to her. People who do that are A***holes

    Anxious&Bored Bear
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She should have dropped him off at a homeless shelter.

    cherry~
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Homeless shelters will be way too good to him, he deserves far worse

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    DragonofMordor
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not only is he evil, but he's really, really stupid. Anyone who knows anything knows that humans who have been chosen by a cat are owned by them. You don't come between a human and their kitty boss.

    Sinners1978
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah I would have ended that so fast. I had a guy ask me on a date if I would choose my cats over him. There wasn't a second date.

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    #6

    "Ah, That's Why They're Single": 35 Times People’s Single Status Made Absolute Sense I occasionally get migraines, and one of my coworkers asked me how my husband feels about me having migraines. Which I thought was a weird question but I replied along the lines of "he feels bad that he can't do anything to help me when I have one."

    Coworker then says, "No, I mean, because like I couldn't deal being with a woman that had an illness or something like that, I'm too high energy for that, I wouldn't be able to be with her."

    I said, so you think that my husband would want to leave me because I get migraines? He said yeah. I said, so if you were married and your wife got sick with something like cancer or some other disease, you'd leave her? He said yeah I didn't sign up for all of that.

    I politely told him to never get married with that attitude, people can't help that they're sick. Damn.

    90sMusicRules , George Milton Report

    Cat Chat
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dumped a guy who wouldn't support me when I was sick. It's when my chronic pancreatitis started and I was in the hospital about every 6 weeks. He would just say "call me when you get out". When he wanted to eat out and I would tell him I had been throwing up all day and didn't feel like eating at all, he would answer back "you don't have to eat anything. Just sit there and keep me company". That was the last time I talked to him.

    Tabitha
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some men are barely sentient creatures. Even an animal is capable of displaying more empathy than they are. Not all men of course, as there are some genuinely angelic men amongst us, but there way too many of the knuckledragging sort that finding that angel is a true miracle.

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    Aidan Pite
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'Dude if you get married you literally DO sign up for that s**t, ever heard of the whole 'in sickness and in health' bit?

    Hphizzle
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let’s just skip over the whole ‘in sickness and in health’ part of the vows, honey. You’re not worth it if you get sick. What a catch!! /s

    Katiekat
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When a woman is diagnosed with something severe or terminal, nurses regularly take the woman aside and explain that so many men leave sick spouses. It doesn't have to be done when a man gets a serious or terminal diagnosis. The difference is STARK.

    Agnetha
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because men are wimps and can't deal with it.

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    Sue User
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Alot of men leave when the wife gets sick. One study showed men were 7 times more likely to leave when person had brain cancer.

    Daya Meyer
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And what about him getting i'll in a marriage? Can she get a divorce, too?

    winterwidow87
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of course not! She's his mother, i mean spouse. She has to take care of him! /S

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    Ge Po
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hm, sorry, but: (checking marriage vows) yes, here it states clearly: for better or for worse .... Sorry guy, you spoke and signed it in front of witnesses.

    FoxEcoLimaIndiaCharlieIndiAlfa
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How about, in sickness and in health, until death do you part.

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    C.O. Shea
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's from the "write their own vows" crowd. No... in sickness or in health, for him.

    Lyone Fein
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People with attitudes like this are not adults, and they are not ready for relationships.

    Con O Cuinn
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Knew this guy, early 50s. Him and his partner had been together for nearly 20years. Both separated from their original spouses, before divorce was legal here, so weren't married. He gets diagnosed with prostate cancer, caught very early and is extremely treatable. She just said, "I don't do sickness." And he hasn't seen her since. Just bounced. In his words, "it was too bizarre to even really be hurt."

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    #7

    "Ah, That's Why They're Single": 35 Times People’s Single Status Made Absolute Sense "It's for me okay to beat woman, I mean sometimes they really deserve it" I was like RUN. RUN as fast as you can to myself hahah.

    Significant_Road5744 , Luis Quintero Report

    Angela C
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So the trash took itself out

    Daya Meyer
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes it is okay to let him meet the door several times, then to open it to kick him out.

    Gen X Feral
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Preferably the door of a car at high speed😒

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    Black Cat Green Eyes
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    had a junior colleague actively defend their spouse's physical threats to a third party. He was convinced that anyone who said anything pleasant/complimentary to spouse or kids (who were girls/young women) was "obsessed" with the girls/women and a creeper. Meanwhile he had cheated on spouse for months, caught a deadly illness & nearly died. But he was "so supportive" and the best spouse . . . .

    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not that long ago, it was considered perfectly normal. Ricky Ricardo put Lucy over his knee and spanked her on national TV. No one cared.

    Mike m
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not that long ago in the US we had slavery and women couldn't vote. Thank God for progressives

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    winterwidow87
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Red flag isn't enough to describe this one.

    BeesEelsAndPups
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a red ticker-tape parade with cannons, tanks, jets, and hot air balloons, while fireworks dazzle us with bright red bursts of GET THE F*CK OUT

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    cherry~
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once had someone try to explain to me how it was okay to beat wives as long as it was with something light, like a toothbrush. I wanted to ask, "If it's light and they'll barely feel it, what's even the point of doing it in the first place?"

    Sergio Bicerra
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can't remember where i heard this, but it was a rule or law that it was ok it you beat a woman IF you ure a cane thinner than your pinky finger. Like, ok???

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    Cat Chat
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like he deserves to be punched right then and there?

    Diane H
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, I carry a gun and it’s OK for me to defend myself!

    Celtic Pirate Queen
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Motherf*cker, I hit back - AND, I fight dirty. My ex slapped me one time (I don't even remember why) and without thinking I gave him a fully thrown right hook. Broke his dentures and split his lip. All I said was, "You should probably never do that again". I was shocked, TBH. I mean DAMN - I'm built like a f*cking linebacker, what was he thinking?

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    TakinShots believes that society's perception of being single depends largely on who you ask. "I would say most people are fine with being single, and a lot of people don't really care. Perhaps in certain social situations, the question of whether someone has a partner may come up, and there might be a certain 'expectation' that a person with X job or Y personality should have a partner. At that point, there might be some surprise. As for judging others who are single, it can happen, but this is a minority population; it's very immature and reeks of insecurity."

    #8

    "Ah, That's Why They're Single": 35 Times People’s Single Status Made Absolute Sense "I only want to sleep with under 21s because I want to feel firm flesh"

    Said by a 30 year old involuntary celibate to a room full of 30 year old women.

    bubberoff , Polina Zimmerman Report

    LonelyLittleLeafSheep
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guess he'll be feeling that "firm flesh" with his own hand.

    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was in my 20s I preferred women in their 30s and 40s. When I was in my 30s I preferred women in their 30s and 40s. Now I'm in my 40s and I prefer women in their 30s and 40s. They just have it together and I appreciate that.

    The Doom Song
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ew. The older he gets the creepier it sounds

    Trillian
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They should have told him they only sleep with guys under 21 because nobody wants squeezed out d i c k.

    Elvira394
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes!!! We totally need to start turning this narrative that a woman's only value is her body, around!! I don't date men with saggy old balls*cks! Need men under 21 because they don't have gross hair all the way covering their firm pecs! If he's too old to do it 6 times in a row while balanced on one leg in the pretzel position...ick, too old for me!

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    StrangeOne
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like he has a death wish.

    Sue Denham
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Try an under-ripe watermelon then.

    R Dennis
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I refuse to believe someone would say something like that in a room full of women. Sure, in some weird a*s CHATroom, but an actual room full of actual women... I don't believe it.

    KnightOwl
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Really? I used to work in an office full of women and we had a lot of men (and a few women) say a lot worse to us. We were advocates for disabled people and often had to deal with toxic, abusive and controlling family members who didn't like our 'interfering.' One man in particular used to regularly threaten to r**e us or tell us he knew where we lived and would threaten to come to our homes and kill us and our families. Police said they couldn't do anything because he never actually did anything and we couldn't prove what he had said despite having around 20 witnesses!

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    BoredBranzino
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well no one 21 and over wants to sleep with you,, so get used to being an incel.

    Regina Holt
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BoredBranzino, I don't know why you were down voted. I was thinking the same thing.

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    #9

    "Ah, That's Why They're Single": 35 Times People’s Single Status Made Absolute Sense "Women don't know what they want. That's why they need a confident man to tell them what they want."


    Interesting. Seems to me like it takes an adverage of 2 weeks for women to deside they don't want you.

    SadPandaFromHell , nappy Report

    LonelyLittleLeafSheep
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, we may not know exactly what we want, but we are very sure of what we don't want, sir, and that would be YOU.

    Kraneia The Dancing Dryad
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wouldn't take me two weeks... I'd have that shít figured out after about 5 minutes....

    Tabitha
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Two weeks? That is way too long. The minute he started telling me what I wanted—-and guys like this usually try to order for their dates, without finding out what they do and don’t like, not to mention allergies and other dietary restrictions, so it’d probably happen on the first date—-I would be out of there.

    Alexandra
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You mean women don't want what you want and therefore they don't know what they want?

    Mama Penguin
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you for telling women to stay the hell away from you. We appreciate your honesty.

    Rizzo
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I know what women around him want: "Not him!" ;)

    Duncan McCann
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    T****r. I expect he'll know he want to change hands after a few years.

    Lucy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We want to be left alone.

    G A
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I'll order for the little lady...."

    Michael Largey
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of the things women want most is a turn at deciding what they want.

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    #10

    "Ah, That's Why They're Single": 35 Times People’s Single Status Made Absolute Sense When I hear men, usually straight and Caucasian (but not always) espousing the red pill nonsense, it makes me cringe.

    I wish they could understand that they are being told what they want to hear, where they are the victims of some grand conspiracy… when really what they’re experiencing is not being handed the world like they were promised.

    I have / had a friend that went hardcore right wing / Alex Jones during the pandemic and never returned. We went out drinking a couple times and it just became too awkward for us to maintain a friendship. He was also dating a girlfriend of mine, who dumped him slightly before he went fully insane, and likely contributed to him falling into the void.

    The red pill guys just don’t understand the irony of their prerogative: I.e they are mad that they are being forced into a lifestyle and culture they don’t agree with and painted as “the bad guys”, when literally every single one of their policy objectives seeks to subjugate every racial, gender and sexual minority lol.

    They suddenly think that vaccines are a communist conspiracy, and political correctness is brainwashing, while simultaneously legislating what women and trans people can do with their own bodies, and policing what literature and education is acceptable. They want freedom of speech while also being terrified of people learning anything that contradicts their version of reality.

    In short, the red pill guys who identify as incels should maybe realize that maybe they’re single because their political and philosophical stance fundamentally sees women as beneath them; objects owed to them; incubators; stupid; vapid; weak; etc.

    You can’t complain about being single and nobody wanting to f**k you when you are supporting convicted r*pists and conmen for public office and in media..

    josiahpapaya , Sora Shimazaki Report

    Aidan Pite
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I wanna be in charge of everything because I deserve to be!" "Dude, you are a middle-aged minimum-wage worker with a drinking problem who thinks female genitals are magic mystery boxes you can buy with a cheap dinner." "Help, help, I'm being repressed!"

    Ms.GB
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Equality feels like oppression when you've been top dog for centuries.

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    C.O. Shea
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Vote for Kamala Harris!

    Jane Jayne Jain Jeign Jein
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This! Excellent explanation, thank you. Can't stand anyone who complains about cancel culture (and cancel culture SHOULD be complained about) yet fails to see that they simultaneously want to cancel any culture other than their own!

    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    MAGA/RedPill/Qanon they are all the same brain damage. They want all women to be subservient second class citizens. They would roll back the 19th amendment if they could.

    Rowboat
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The incel to n@zi pipeline is short, fast, and dark and it's entirely on purpose. They deliberately make themselves attractive to young, lonely men and teen boys, and then convince them of the absolute worst through pseudoscience, misinformation, and manipulation.

    Meagan Glaser
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It IS a grand conspiracy. It's taken a lot of time, but over the decades we convinced more and more women that they don't have to put up with terrible treatment. It's a plot to keep terrible people from getting girlfriends. I'm very happy that the conspiracy is going well so far.

    G A
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    QAnon Magas, eat s**t and die!

    Lorenzo
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well said. Thanks for writing.

    Jane Hower
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG, talk about BLUE PILL brain washed!!! WOW

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    Geoff MacDonald, a psychologist at the University of Toronto whose lab studies the well-being of single people, agrees.

    "There seems to be evidence that around the world people are staying single longer and sometimes staying single permanently," he said.

    MacDonald's research found that those who are most unhappy about being single and who have the lowest overall satisfaction with their lives are people who crave connection. He describes them as "anxiously attached" individuals. And those who are happiest with being single tend to be more independent people who are comfortable being alone.

    "There's actually not a lot of difference between the kinds of people who are happy single, and the kinds of people who are happy in relationships," the psychologist explained.

    #11

    "Ah, That's Why They're Single": 35 Times People’s Single Status Made Absolute Sense “I want a wife who is powerful and accomplished and has money but who will defer to me as the head of the household in accordance to Gods Will.”

    I s**t you not.

    PuzzleheadedHorse437 , Alberto Bobbera Report

    Alexia
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I am the man in this house and you won't let me dominate like a man should!" - my ex complained. Well, dude, here are our bills, please start dominating them. Also, you may find some well-paid projects, to extend your domination :)))))))

    New Everywhere
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Prepare for total domination" Me, to the bills I've been carrying too long

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    Layla Layla
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Religion: by men for men to oppress women and the planet

    ॐBoyGanesh
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you! There are plenty of magic sky men to choose from if you need that kinda crutch.

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    CanadianDimes
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s a lot of words to say “I don’t want a wife”

    cherry~
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He doesn't want a wife, he wants a slave.

    Hphizzle
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🤮 But having been part that world, it’s sadly not uncommon.

    Michael Largey
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Great. You are now the head housekeeper. Start dusting."

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    #12

    "Ah, That's Why They're Single": 35 Times People’s Single Status Made Absolute Sense A friend of a friend who used to hang out with my roommates. Bigger guy, didn't really take care of himself, didn't do anything except get high and play GTA V. "Women these days won't date anyone unless they make six figures." Yeah dude, that's definitely the problem for you. Has nothing to do with the lack of hygiene.

    Judge_Bredd3 , Samuel Regan-Asante Report

    cherry~
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll never understand people that believe all you need to do is to be rich to get all the girls. The only girls you're going to "get" if all you're doing is flaunting your money are people that only want your money. People that are already thinking of alimony before marriage. And most importantly, an unhappy relationship where she'll cheat on you anytime she wants

    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I blame Muskrat. Still have no idea what Grimes saw in that waste of flesh.

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    Duncan McCann
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's amazing what a good wash, a decent haircut, learning (or being taught) some manners and getting out more could do for these guys.

    Papa
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He has that attitude so he can blame his problems on external factors, instead of admitting that he's the one to blame for his situation.

    salena258
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a teacher, I made more than my now husband. I did not care about his money, or lack of it, I wanted a life partner. Now he makes 6 figures, but that's 12 years down the road. Still glad for my life partner.

    155chipmunkz
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I could never date a d**g user. I don’t even like how pot smells.

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    #13

    "Ah, That's Why They're Single": 35 Times People’s Single Status Made Absolute Sense "I don't need to shower daily, my natural musk attracts the ladies." Spoiler: it doesn't.

    DangerousBugInMe , Majestic Lukas Report

    I need a nap.
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve talked about this before, but musk is not attractive. It’s nasty. Keep yourself clean, boys.

    Hphizzle
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fresh off the court (or post strenuous activity), great. Fresh out of the shower, amazing. Stewing in those sweat juices for hours or days, that’s not musk, that’s nasty.

    MalibuClassicMan
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wash your stanky butt every day dude, sweaty a** be rank for sure!!

    Daya Meyer
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let me just visit the rest rooms... I have a date with my breakfast again.

    G A
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Natural Musk = Naked Elon...🤮🤮🤮

    Rizzo
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't shower every day. Neither does my wife. We wash daily and we take a bath 2-3 times a week - the same one. We save water, energy and time and we don't stink. I think our friends wouldn't invite us that often if it were the case. ;)

    Data1001
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And just in case people think this is only incels who make this statement, this is pretty much exactly what Matthew McConaughey has said, except with him, he never uses deodorant. (Apparently he does shower regularly, but not with soap, from what I can recall.)

    155chipmunkz
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Attracts? More like asphyxiates.

    Person
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Riiiiight, sure it does, buddy. Much more than hygiene does, I'm sure.

    Thomas Schwarting
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Body oder, ewww. When I was in the hospital, i wasn't able to shower for 2 1/2 weeks. I know I stink when I can smell myself!

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    #14

    "Ah, That's Why They're Single": 35 Times People’s Single Status Made Absolute Sense Honestly, just any person seething with hatred for the opposite sex. How on earth do you expect to date someone you see as worthless? This goes for both "women shouldn't speak, only cook, clean and birth my offspring" men and "all men are sexist pigs that don't deserve any respect" women.

    VVolfshade , Vera Arsic Report

    PeepPeep the duck
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dads opinion on women that I had to deal with growing up - ‘ men only like you if you’re thin, a good woman should always be under a size 8 (au)’ ‘wives should always wear bikinis and look good in them’ and more 😂

    Tabitha
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let me guess, your father was way out of shape, with a huge dunlap (just look it up if you don’t know). It’s usually men in the worst shape who only want women in the best shape—-then have the nerve to get all bent out of shape (pun intended) when other men look at them, even though they did absolutely nothing to attract their attention except exist.

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    winterwidow87
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do you want to date them if you can't stand them?

    Aelin Wildfire
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If men don't want women to treat them like they're sexist pigs, then -maybe- they should stop acting like sexist pigs. Maybe. Just a thought. Women who "hate" men in this way actually can and do have relationships (myself included), but those relationships tend to -not- be with the sexist pigs. It's not women's fault that so many men decide they like being sexist better than they like being decent.

    Miki
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imo this is number 1. This summerises everything.

    Soy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you mean to reply to another item? You are generally right but not sure how this applies here.

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    #15

    "Ah, That's Why They're Single": 35 Times People’s Single Status Made Absolute Sense A guy at work got ghosted by his girlfriend. She completely cut him off. I felt bad for him until I spent more time around him. He started saying things like “hey, you’re a sandwich maker and dishwasher rolled into one.” Another time he said “I bet you can’t wait to go be someone’s wife so you can take care of the kids.” That girl ran for the hills and I’m proud of her.

    Meatsweetsonmygrill , cottonbro studio Report

    EJN
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah. Sad is when a nice deserving guy is rejected. This dude deserves rejection.

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    Bob Brooce
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually saw a guy wearing a shirt that said "Cool story, Babe, now go make me a sandwich". WTF? How can somebody be so out of touch with reality?

    Person
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That girl made a good choice.

    G A
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He was trying his best lines on you as a potential successor

    155chipmunkz
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s sad how most men are stuck in the 50s.

    #16

    "Ah, That's Why They're Single": 35 Times People’s Single Status Made Absolute Sense Coworker had a short relationship and breakup and was obviously depressed about it, so I engaged and asked about it.

    His comment was "I just don't understand how to make women feel like I believe that their opinion matters, when they always have such stupid life views".

    I was hoping it was just a weird way of saying he's struggling to treat women equally so I asked him to talk about it a bit. Didn't misunderstand-- to him, mens' views are obviously superior and it's all about simply pretending that women matter, and he was struggling hard to do that.

    tacoeater1234 , Diva Plavalaguna Report

    C.O. Shea
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yikes! Not sure that's deprogrammable.

    Kitsune
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    anyone can change if they try, especially with therapy.

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    Duncan McCann
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh dear. The patriarchy really does need a good knee in the nads.

    Tabitha
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell him he needs to try dating men, then, since their views are so f*****g “superior”.

    Helena
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An awful lot of this type walking around. It's like a landmine field

    Amy Smith
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I asked one of my friends what happened when his GF broke up with him, just checking in, as a mate to make sure he was OK. His answer was "she left me cos my d**k was too big". He's a total incel now

    Colleen Glim
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Incel and delusional. Don’t walk away. RUN!!!

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    Alexandra
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better let this one go extinct.

    Michael Largey
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What he's saying is "The women who date me are stupid." Well, he does have something there.

    Nikole
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He sounds highly intelligent /s

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    #17

    "Ah, That's Why They're Single": 35 Times People’s Single Status Made Absolute Sense Oh my god, okay. There was a LOT that got said over 2 dinner dates and an afternoon walk, but the real tipping point was this:

    At an hour-ish dinner, he arrived late, demonstrated how to use Find My for your AirPods for 10 minutes, talked about *and demonstrated* how bright his bike light is for 15 minutes, embarrassed the waitress with extended conversation, and *mansplained my own highly-specific job to me* for another 10. 

    When something he said presented this side topic, I wrestled away control for 5 minutes to tell him about the DB Cooper air hijacking. He immediately changed the subject as soon as I was done. 

    As he walked me home, he said:

    “Empathy is all about considering what the other people around you want. When you wasted time at dinner telling that airplane story, you clearly didn’t think about whether or not I would find it interesting, and I had stuff I wanted to talk about. No wonder people don’t think you’re empathetic.” .

    moreofajordan , Natalie Bond Report

    LonelyLittleLeafSheep
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why on earth would you even finish the date and let him walk you home? Excuse yourself to the ladies, call an Uber and leave!

    cerinamroth
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why even excuse yourself? I would just say: "Sorry, but this isn't any fun for me. See you around."

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    similarly
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have loved to listen to a DB Cooper story, even if I'd heard it already.

    Rowboat
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My favourite theory is that Tommy Wiseau is DB Cooper. He appeared out of nowhere with a ton of money and a weird accent, claiming to be from the Eastern block with an age that didn't match his ID. It's almost definitely not true but it is fun

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    ConstantlyJon
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, I love the DB Cooper story. What a great story to tell on a date!

    Pug Pug
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So where is this woman, I want to talk about DB cooper and I don't like Apple products!!

    ADAM DITMER
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if someone did something like that to me I would say "well I didn't want to hear the stuff you were talking about idiot."

    Lena Flising
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Obvously, it’s only women that ought to be empathetic. He didn’t care what YOU would find interesting.

    Person
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bro is a complete narcissistic hypocrite.

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    #18

    "Ah, That's Why They're Single": 35 Times People’s Single Status Made Absolute Sense "Women already have too many rights in this country, it's what is causing all these problems." - I just stared at them.

    NoCalWidow , cottonbro studio Report

    C.O. Shea
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Vote for Kamala Harris. Frumpus wants to dump the constitution and take away womens' right to vote.

    Duncan McCann
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a UK citizen, I guess it's not my place to comment but, ehem, hear hear!

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    Anxious&Bored Bear
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The right to lesser wages, the right for a stranger to make medical decisions for you, etc. ?

    PeepPeep the duck
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right, because countries where women have no rights are rating high on the scale of economic stability, educational and medical improvements with a happy populace. 😂

    Helena
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who can say this with a straight face?

    FM MD
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People calm down, Kamala is our presidenta!

    EJN
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should have informed him/them that you were going to, therefore, exercise one of those rights by leaving him/them to their own delusions.

    Jess Smith
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reality-deniers have too many rights in this country. If you have a proven track record of denying reality - eg claiming the earth is flat - and you have been given evidence enough to change your mind, you should be disqualified from voting until you demonstrate an ability to reason.

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    #19

    "Ah, That's Why They're Single": 35 Times People’s Single Status Made Absolute Sense We had a friend in high school say to us that a good woman was like a cat: "you can ignore them as much as you want, do what you want with them when you feel like it, and if they start crying for attention you won't feel bad kicking them."

    Now he's a middle-aged never-been-married father of multiple kids he is not allowed to see. Never would have guessed!

    Lopsided_Leading8621 , Kobe - Report

    Nicola Mawson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone let him get that close? Several someones??

    ~nope~
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also, literally not how cats work—if you bother them they will smack you with zero regrets

    Pug Pug
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Forget the baby mamas, lynch this guy for kicking cats!

    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's not a father. He's a sperm donor.

    Multa Nocte
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That joking about kicking animals and women must make him a real "chick magnet."

    G A
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hope he isn't allowed pets either.

    Aelin Wildfire
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A) This guy has never owned a cat before. You cannot ever "do what you want with them when you feel like it", especially not if you kick them whenever they do something "bad." B) How much do you wanna bet he talked (begged, coerced, etc) each and every one of those women into sex w/o a condom? Or even lied about wearing one? C) "No custody" and "not allowed to see the kids" are two very different things. If he's not allowed to see them, that means there's probably pretty strong evidence that he's abusive.

    Bob Brooce
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That guy has multiple kids? So also a serial rapist?

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    #20

    "Ah, That's Why They're Single": 35 Times People’s Single Status Made Absolute Sense "It's hard for me to find a girlfriend my age because I want them to be a virgin, so I HAVE TO go for younger girls".

    And when I asked him why he wanted them to be a virgin he said "because I find them disgusting when they've had a p*nis in them idk".

    generaltitsweat , Priscilla Du Preez Report

    LonelyLittleLeafSheep
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Speaking on behalf of women EVERYWHERE, we find YOU disgusting. Period. So there.

    I need a nap.
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m speaking on behalf of everyone else who doesn’t necessarily identify as a woman, but is still attracted to men, we find him disgusting as well.

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    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't worry, folks. The chances of his joystick interacting with any software are pretty much non-existent.

    cherry~
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doesn't she become disgusting to him then after he sleeps with her once? Smh

    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is with the obsession with virgins? We were all one once. I like experience and practice. Nothing is sexier than a partner who knows exactly what they want and how to get it. Virgins aren't good at that.

    Sue User
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had a boyfriend break up with me after the first time we did it. Apparently i treated his first time too lightly. How was i suppose to know? Guess he was just a natural.

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    Adira Bennett
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You forgot to mention, sir, that virgins have no sexual experience for comparison. Can't be the worst if you're the first; those poor girls are led to think a lousy 3 minutes underneath you is all that sex can be. That's convenient, isn't it? How you choose partners least likely to question your technique, firmly set boundaries, or expect you to be invested in their own comfort, wellbeing, and pleasure? It's funny how you say sexually experienced women are disgusting instead of just getting to the point: you and your holier-than-thou penis are too flimsy to handle feedback, rejection,.

    Kayci Styles
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like you're being extremely generous with the "3 minutes".

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    RosenCranzLives
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I served in the navy with a guy who eventually married a prostitute. Because if she wanted to be with him she knew what she was doing. I couldn't disagree with him on that.

    ConstantlyJon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like that's probably some extreme homophobia going on. "Even putting my penis in a vagina where another penis has been is still gay." Insane.

    Breadcrumb.
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Horrible. Doesn't see women as people 😕

    Tabitha
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah, he’s just so bad in the sack that he doesn’t want to risk being compared to another man who actually makes the effort to please a woman. What logic says that women have to pay for men’s ridiculous insecurities? (In case you’re either thick or an unenlightened man, there is no logic that says that, yet it continues to happen.)

    Rizzo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Many men are insecure about their ability to perform in bed and maybe he is very insecure, too and don't want her to have a frame of reference?

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    #21

    "Ah, That's Why They're Single": 35 Times People’s Single Status Made Absolute Sense Any variation of that stupid quote “if they can’t handle me at my worst, they don’t deserve me at my best.”

    swarleyscoffee , Nicola Barts Report

    Duncan McCann
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly, I hear this used by women more often than men. Either way it's toxic.

    Jill Rhodry
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it always though? - what if someone meant their worse is: days long migraines or anxiety attacks or social awkwardness or an illness that flairs up

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    Pug Pug
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this quote is meant for people that were sick and got better. Like if I had cancer, she left me because of it, I went into remission, and then she wanted me back. Cancer, lost my job, Sad because a loved one died, something that you cant control that quickly emotionally broke you down for a bit. This is what that quote is meant for. Not for me to just be a nasty a*****e to you, and then say you haven't earned my nice side because you won't put up with the ashole me.

    veryvenasaur
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate it that this quote is so often misinterpreted. It means you have to be there for your friends when they need support and if you drop someone the second they need help then you don't deserve their support when you need help. It doesn't mean people should have to set themselves on fire to keep another warm.

    cherry~
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's amazing how people take a quote that fights back against gold diggers that are just with someone for the "good times" and turn it into an easy excuse for manipulation and abuse with the promise of a "good time" that's never going to come, isn't it?

    Hphizzle
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s the same energy as: women only want men who make a lot of money. Baseline for both is that you take care of yourself like an adult so you can be equal the relationship.

    Vera Diblikova
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No surprise - nobody like losers. Why havenˇt you money? You are jobless? Why?

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    David Morgan
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a fair comment if it means the same general sentiment as the marriage vow "in sickness and in health". However most who say it mean "you have to put up with my b******t and toxicity if you also want to see me behaving".

    Tabitha
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I prefer “Love me, love my dog”, because animals have this sixth sense about who’s good and who’s bad, and if you can’t stand to be around my beloved pets, I won’t be bye to stand having you around me.

    Vera Diblikova
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dog-girl Lucinka loved homelesses in our park - they allways

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    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who actually said that first? Sounds like something from Andrew Tate of Joe Rogan.

    Dreaming Spirit
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've seen it attributed to Marylin Monroe

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    SweetCheesySpaghetti
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uhg i hate this quote with a passion. My "worst" is not a tax for my "best."

    Americans Suck
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wierd I normally hear that from women alot.

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    #22

    "Ah, That's Why They're Single": 35 Times People’s Single Status Made Absolute Sense "She's too fat" a short balding friend says about a healthy weight women who is out of his league.

    Trollselektor , AG Z Report

    Daya Meyer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For some men, mirrors seem to be working in a different way.

    Dre Mosley
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had a roommate like this. Short, fat, hairy, but had the audacity to be shallow and super picky when it came to women.

    Serena Myers
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was at work, and our manager had a visit from another manager from a yard across the road. He was complaining that his new weighbridge operator was "fat". He looked as if he was expecting triplets, if not quads!. Double standards at its finest.

    Rizzo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope he got a suitable response. f. e. "She ate herself fat on purpose so that she wouldn't have to endure your horny looks anymore."

    Susan Reid Smith
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "The meaning of SOUR GRAPES is disparagement of something that has proven unattainable." I looked it up because I couldn't define it well enough to write it out.

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    Celtic Pirate Queen
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When online dating I met a really sweet guy and agreed to meet him for a drink (at my local). The photo on his profile was at LEAST 10 years out of date. He was easily 100 pounds overweight. I didn't find him at all attractive. I am not shallow by saying that, he just wasn't my type. We had our drink and went our separate ways. I felt bad, but I did ghost him. I couldn't think of a polite way to say thanks, but no thanks.

    Sven Horlemann
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Compensating. It brings out the worst in people.

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    #23

    "Ah, That's Why They're Single": 35 Times People’s Single Status Made Absolute Sense “You know how women like it when you show ‘em who’s boss?”.

    Shmeatenforcement , Timur Weber Report

    Cat Chat
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know how men like it when you kick them in the...oh never mind 🙄

    Kael jones
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We don’t, but some of us deserve it anyways! I actually know a few…

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    Daya Meyer
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The difference between self confident and being an absolute idiot is hard to see for some men...

    Multa Nocte
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "The difference between self confident and being an absolute idiot is hard to see for some" people...

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    Rick Seiden
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My wife likes it when I show her who's boss. Usually that involves me doing whatever she's asking me to do at the moment.

    Tabitha
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know the phrase “blunt testicular trauma”?

    Libstak
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, we love it when you show us who you really like this...moving on.

    Mike F
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, how's that working out for ya, Tiger?

    Nikole
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know this isn’t what you intended, but the show “Who’s the Boss” starred Tony Danza. Tony the Tiger… Tony Danza… Everyone knows Angela was the real boss though. Okay, I’m going to bed.

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    Untamed Snark
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only one that gets away with showing me who's boss is my cat.

    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm guessing that it would be the person who's office door says "manager" or some such.

    Person
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a woman I can confirm that we do not like it when you "show us who's boss". Although there are girls who "like it rough" and like to be beat, it's not common and probably isn't natural.

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    #24

    "Ah, That's Why They're Single": 35 Times People’s Single Status Made Absolute Sense I was at a party where a man had been invited specifically to meet a woman who would be there - it was a set up, in other words. He asked her to play pool, a very innocent and pleasant way to get to know someone, right? Well he immediately started to dominate the game and he held NOTHING back, including taunting her when she made bad shots (and just criticizing everything she did in general). Of course he won and rubbed it in her face like he was a 12 year old (Think - IN YOUR FACE, LOSER!!!!). And these people were in their 30's. It was straight out of a sitcom or something. Everyone who saw it knew why he was (and would remain) single.

    justagma1172 , Michael Discenza Report

    Rinso The Red
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My first date with my wife ended up in a pool hall. We played for over 1/2 hour before we both realized we were trying to let the other person win lol

    BookFanatic
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Second date with my ex, we went to play pool. I am a horrible, terrible, awful pool player. I knocked the cue ball straight off the table and down the hall, and decided to do a sexy "Bend & Snap" to pick it up. Except I was facing the wrong way. And the button popped off my back pocket and hit him in the chest. We dated for ten years.

    Karen Krause
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My Mom was once engaged to a man like this. She invited him to the family's cabin at the lake during a family vacation. It was raining. Mom didn't drive but met him at the train station with her bike and an extra raincoat. He meets her and dismissively says she didn't have to meet him. Going to the lake, a neighbor sees her and offers a ride to the cabin. It rained the whole weekend, so they ended up playing games in the cabin. Fiance was just like the man in the story and finally, my mom threw the game board over and told him to leave. Her mother just said, "I was wondering when you'd finally do that." Apparently, his mother was a mouse, that wouldn't eat until the men were served first and made sure everything was done to his father's liking.

    Data1001
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ugh. Sounds straight out of the "pick up artist" playbook.

    G A
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    George Costanza type

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    #25

    "Ah, That's Why They're Single": 35 Times People’s Single Status Made Absolute Sense Friend of mine struggles with anxiety and just generally doesn't handle social situations well, so struggled with women for many years. Finally got talking to a girl on a dating app and asked her out - he was taking her to lunch for the afternoon, and asked if my wife and I would meet them afterwards for drinks.


    When we met them for drinks, it turns out they grabbed McDonald's and drove around town to places from Craigslist so he could buy Magic The Gathering cards. He wore sweatpants and flipflops (it was winter and snowy.) He spent most of our time angrily ranting about how an upcoming minimum wage increase was going to kill the economy and close businesses. He makes minimum wage.


    He never saw her again.

    gdawg99 , Wayne Low Report

    Annabelle
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm guessing the bit about his anxiety being the reason he struggles with women was a joke, right?

    cherry~
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, it does make sense to me. Anxiety would make me babble on and on, both oversharing and undersharing at the same time...or maybe what OP meant was that anxiety made him show his true self sooner?

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    Fox with a Dragon Tattoo
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its amazing how happy right wingers are to parrot corporate talking points that clearly hurt themselves.

    Sinners1978
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How does this person even have friends?

    Pug Pug
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He never saw her again. Because she was buried with the others now...

    TheReader19
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be honest with you, he sounds like he's autistic to me, I know this comment is going to trigger a lot of people and get me down voted lol.

    Sue User
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He anxious they will figure out he is a loser. ( Note, not diminishing people who struggle with anxiousness)

    EJN
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why am I not surprised? If he is ASD, someone needs to send him to a counselor.

    Pam McDougall
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's good that he doesn't date much.

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    #26

    "Ah, That's Why They're Single": 35 Times People’s Single Status Made Absolute Sense He brought his mom on our first date and asked her to order for both of us.

    Dense-Antelope-5472 , Jay Wennington Report

    LonelyLittleLeafSheep
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, Mom, would you order me an Uber please?

    Trillian
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How did they even get to the point of ordering food? Someone shows up with his MOM (or anyone else actually) I am leaving.

    Edith
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it took her a while to understand what was happening. After she woke up - she definitely left.

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    Sue Denham
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If he was nine years old or younger, okay then.

    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was bad enough where the woman brought her kid sister. Sheesh!

    Cat Chat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, nobody is going to play second fiddle in that relationship.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ask mom if she remembered to bring the lube and condoms.

    Person
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So.... he's still a little kid inside?

    David Morgan
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not intended to be misogynistic, but I blame the mother there. Why wasn't her response "are you f***ing kidding?" when he asked her to come? She either made a manchild or enables him. My mother would have been outraged on MY DATE'S behalf if I'd said something similar.

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    #27

    "Ah, That's Why They're Single": 35 Times People’s Single Status Made Absolute Sense "Women don't ever know what they want so why does their opinion matter? Have you ever been shopping with one or asked them where they want to eat?"



    My first thought was, wow you're going to die alone or married to a woman that stuck around just to punish you.

    Ambiguity_Aspect , Jack Sparrow Report

    Lexi
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is a 1940s misnomer, most women do know what they want. It starts with a good tv series, pizza & snacks, comfy clothes, a bottle of something and a good few hours of leave me the f alone and shove your opinions in the box marked trash.

    veryvenasaur
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok so let me get this straight if I can't decide between honeycrisp or granny smith apples none of my opinions matter. Is that right?

    Alexandra
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'Not knowing what you wan't' just means you're keeping your options open.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, any woman that agrees to hang around with him is definitely impaired at deciding what she wants.

    Be_ Heard
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't part of not knowing where you want to eat just kind of trying to be kind and not dominate the night? Like i may know exactly what i want, but what if we have already had it that week? Then i would feel guilty saying the same place when they would probably like something else. Did that make sense?

    R Dennis
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know what I want at the grocery! I usually do three laps to figure it out.

    Beak Hookage
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want lunch and I think dogs are adorable. Huh, seems I actually do know what I want and I have opinions too! Crazy.

    #28

    I was on a first date and the guy was going on and on about some boys trip he just took with a few college buddies.

    Then he said "and my friend, Rob, was like 'wait until these b**ches figure out we're not choking them because they like it!' hahaha!"

    Like dude, you're telling me you hate women (or your friend does, and it amuses you) on our first date.

    fuckandfrolic Report

    Helena
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love it when the bad ones are obvious. Such a time saver

    Hphizzle
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes they proudly wave those red flags on the first date!! Save the other person so much time.

    veryvenasaur
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If someone ever tries to choke me I will kick them in their sensitive areas.

    Rizzo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's nice when they terminate themselves. Better than falling for a good liar and wasting time.

    #29

    "Ah, That's Why They're Single": 35 Times People’s Single Status Made Absolute Sense I was on one of these forums and a guy suggested that I do OnlyFans since my career is unsuccessful. I Googled his name and the first thing to pop up was a news story on him falsely accusing his girlfriend of bringing a bomb onto an aircraft. He was sentenced to 2 years of prison.

    Yann-LeCun , charlesdeluvio Report

    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WTF? Is he angling for another term in the klink?

    Heather Blank
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is why you Google them BEFORE the date

    Be_ Heard
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wtf? Why is it that men always suggest women demean themselves if they aren't successful enough?? Like they always assume a man can find a job. Or they suggest he work 2 jobs even. They never say "oh hey dude i see ur degree didn't work out yet, why not get into strangers cars and do favors for them?" men just immediately jump to sexual stuff for women despite our intelligence. It's absolutely exhausting not getting support we deserve

    Rizzo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OnlyFans is prostitution and prostitution was always a common remedy when the career is unsuccessful. I doubt that many OnlyFans people do it for any other reason.

    Charlotte
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Common remedy? We clearly do not run on the same crowds. I don't know a single person whose "side huddle" involves taking their clothes off

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    #30

    "Ah, That's Why They're Single": 35 Times People’s Single Status Made Absolute Sense Quote from a bloke I used to work with...
    "You'll never find me washing the dishes. That's women's work."

    geth1962 , Kampus Production Report

    LonelyLittleLeafSheep
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guess he'll be using nothing but paper plates in his bachelor apartment.

    RH-8514
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I work in a medieval guild hall and you can often find me dusting with a telescopic feather duster. An older man once approached me while I was dusting and asked dont you find that emasculating? I said no, he said well that speaks volumes. I just said,it says more about you than it does me and then walked away.

    winterwidow87
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder why these kind of people don't find not being able to tie your own shoelaces if a woman isn't around emasculating. You are an adult, why do you act like a child who depends from his mommy for all his basic needs?

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    Science Nerd
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A new-ish father once boasted to me that he never once changed his daughter’s diaper. I wasn’t surprised when the divorce happened.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All the things I've ever heard described as "women's work" had one thing in common. They were all important.

    Be_ Heard
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, that really made me think.... i love the way you put that

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    Rizzo
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm interested what "men's work" is. Talking c**p, chewing tobacco and spitting around? I'm asking for a friend. ;)

    Miki
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guy is using magic coffee table.

    Cat Chat
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hope he has nothing but paper plates in his apartment he lives in all alone.

    Diane H
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve been married twice and both my husbands volunteered to do the dishes. The current one even does his own laundry! He’s a keeper.

    Momma Jess
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, in my house it's true, but I'm also a lesbian...

    Meagan Glaser
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "then I'll never see you eating off a clean plate. That's women's ways"

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    #31

    Its hard to point to one particular thing but this ex co worker basically blamed every sickness, every societal ill, every wrong our world has on “Eve corrupting Adam with her stupidity and snakelike charms”. Dude would also complain how every girl he (forcibly) asked out would stand him up and ghost him. If he was still a co worker i can guarantee you he would label himself an “alpha”.

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    cherry~
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty sure it was Adam's fault for eating the fruit, he could have said no...

    Tabitha
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And so began women’s “responsibility” for men’s lack of self control. F*****g unfair from the very beginning.

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    Trillian
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I prefer the take I read in a book: "Eve ate the apple for the love of knowledge and learning, and Adam just ate it because she asked him to." So who's stupid here?

    Sue User
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, i wrote my comment above before i saw yours. Totally agree.

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    Daya Meyer
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please, can someone tell him the prequel aka 'Adam and Lilith'?

    Lexi
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lilith, a woman after my own heart ❤

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    Alexandra
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All that Alpha-thing was debunked years ago, wan't it? Dogs and wolves don't rely on an Alpha-dog; they cooperate.

    Toni B
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep. The alpha wolf thing was when they brought different packs together in the same enclosure. The original packs were family and there was no alpha fighting going on amongst them.

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    Libstak
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am 99.9% sure Adam was a weak pathetic twat who cried "she made me do it" when he got caught with that apple, he then made sure that was put it writing.

    woodswhispers
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every time someone.tries to pull the whole "Eve caused this because she was stupid and a woman, not a Smart Man" it makes me wonder, do they not realize Lucifer is known as a man? He's referred to as charming and sly, why does Eve get all the blam for this trickery? (Answer: because she's a woman)

    Sue User
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, Eve us tricked by the ultimate trickster. Understandable. She resists at first, but he convices her with logic. But Adam is tricked by Eve. Because she 8s just so pretty ? In this story, who is more weak willed ?

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    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The thing is, it wasn't Eve. Adam ate the fruit, and learned how to pin it on his wife.

    Toni B
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Bible says, iirc, that God told Adam not to eat the fruit or he would die. Eve was not told that by God, but Adam told her that if she even touched the fruit she would die. Well, here's the serpent probably touching it and not anywhere near death.

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    Dekker451
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Obviously this guy is a massive díck, but how do "forcibly" ask someone out?

    Colleen Glim
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The whole “tree of knowledge “ thing was set up to fail. Build a human, instill a sense of curiousity, sayeth unto them “do not eat the fruit of this tree” which is convienently in the center of the garden. Shocked pikachu face when they eat the fruit. WHAT WERE YOU EXPECTING?!!!

    Lena Flising
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eve was duped by the Devil Himself. Adam was duped by a mere woman…

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    #32

    Pretty sure this was a first date, but the dude kept talking about military dictatorships and empires FOR ONE WHOLE HOUR. I’m not joking I don’t think I heard her open her mouth once except to pay the bill and this dude WAS LOUD. Highlights include: praising fascist dictatorships and getting a little too into the Portuguese caste system, she was black, he was white.

    I wanted to write run on a napkin to her.

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    Jude Laskowski
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do you have to bring politics into every post?

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    G A
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Major Trumpist energy

    Marvin HeartofGold (she/them)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty sure she went on a date with Arnold Rimmer, BSc, SSc

    Cheresse Quivers
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    1 year ago

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    I don't live in fantasy land. Don't choose me because I'm DEFINATELY NOT choosing you. My name is NOT H. E. R., IM NOT "WITH THE MUSIC" BECAUSE I SAID SO!!!!!!

    #33

    "Ah, That's Why They're Single": 35 Times People’s Single Status Made Absolute Sense 20yo guy receiving pocket money from his mother just went: "Women are just broke, depending on us to go on a date" (I was going to pay my half of the bill).

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    Saphyre Fyre
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His mother is a woman lol so where's her money that she gave him coming from? Who's the broke one?? (rolling my eyes at the level of ignorance)

    Tabitha
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How on earth a man whose every breath is completely controlled by his mother could be so UN-self aware that he could ever spout such filth is beyond me.

    justagirl
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you're just broke, depending on mommy to fund your dates. Edit: to avoid any possible confusion, I mean the dude in the story.

    Dekker451
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Overcompensating for his own sense of inadequacy.

    Be_ Heard
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If a man doesn't want to buy us dinner, we will gladly take a homemade meal you made for us 😋 😉

    #34

    They start their sentence with “females”.

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    Becca not Becky
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only time that's appropriate is if they are narrating a nature documentary.

    Thanos'Fingers
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Female Becky stalks her pray at night, hyper fixated on the target in front of her. She stays crouching low to the ground, waiting for the right moment to pounce. Just as the Bill and Fred lower their heads to drink at the watering hole, she strikes! Look at those ferocious claws and teeth

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    Deeelite
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sooooo hate that! Is it so hard to say women, ladies??????

    Charlotte
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm over 50. Being called a girl has me recommending someone visit the optometrist...

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    Rizzo
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As long as it doesn't continue with: "... are wonderful" or something similar, it has the same vibe like those dreadful: "I am not racist, but..." sentences.

    Kitsune
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    unless it is a scientist referring to a species, no

    Marissa Voleta
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Agreed. Why did this start and why does it feel so icky when heard?

    Aelin Wildfire
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because "female" applies to every sexually reproductive species, not just humans. "Woman" is specific to humans.

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    Whoopdeedoo
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If they use that word any time other than to explain the formal name for a girl/woman

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    #35

    "Ah, That's Why They're Single": 35 Times People’s Single Status Made Absolute Sense A guy I was taking to said if a man can overpower a woman it’s fair game. I don’t know if he really thought that or if he was just pulling people’s chains.

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    Multa Nocte
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So then if another man can overpower him, it's also fair game?

    winterwidow87
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the reason why many of them are also homophobic. They are afraid gay men will treat them the way they treat women.

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    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah he for real. There are dudes out there with that attitude. Remember Trump's Access Hollywood tape? "Grab them by the pussy"? Ring any bellls?

    Duncan McCann
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm going to go out on a limb and say he really thought that.

    Kristiina Männiste
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At what age does this system start? I was able to overpower a lot of the boys up until high school. Stupid me did not take advantage of them right there. I mean that would have probably ended the bullying I endured.

    Thanos'Fingers
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish I could tell you that the boys fought the good fight, and Kristiina let them be. I wish I could tell you that - but high school is no fairy-tale world. They never said who did it, but we all knew. Things went on like that for awhile - school life consists of routine, and then more routine. Every so often, the boys would show up with fresh bruises. Kristiina kept at them - sometimes they were able to fight her off, sometimes not. And that's how it went for the boys - that was their routine. I do believe those first two years were the worst for them, and I also believe that if things had gone on that way, this place would have got the best of them.

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    JammaCoast2Coast
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah, when men show you who they are, believe them

    Austin L
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I swear some of these "men" actually want to live in the wild like feral creatures.

    The Phantom Stranger
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even as a man, I sometimes question how the human race has survived this long.

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    #36

    Him: Dude I literally can't date any woman doesn't weigh less 120lbs and has a body like my ex...


    Really? *Who wouldn't want to get with your alcoholic overweight, unemployed, and unhygienic a*s?*.

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    ConstantlyJon
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had a roommate in college who thought like this, but then ended up marrying a very large woman. He wasn't very skinny himself and has ballooned since marriage as well.

    Whoopdeedoo
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is so unrealistic. Maybe I'm just overweight but I'm not even 15 and I weigh around 150

    #37

    Years ago I happened to meet a friend of some friends and he seemed nice, interesting, good looking etc. I was wondering where the catch is when he asked me out.

    We went out once. He told me that since I was going to be his gf from now on (whaaaat?) I was not allowed to wear shorts, short skirts, short dresses, anything with any cleavage, and tight fitting clothes. Also he expected me to quit my job because he was willing to provide for me.

    I told him that this isn't gonna work and I do not want to be his gf. I am not even interested in becoming his friend any more.

    He nagged to all our common friends that he is a nice guy, has a good job, treats women well and it's not right that I rejected him.

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    Con O Cuinn
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I hear someone say "I'm a nice guy/ good person" it gives off the same impression as when someone declares "I'm not racist". I'm immediately suspicious on why they need to clarify that.

    Sue User
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, so controling what your girlfriend wears and making her financially dependant is " treating them well". What the heck would be treating them bad ?

    Regina Holt
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You even used the word that you don't understand as a problem. CONTROLLING! Not letting her have a say these things makes her totally dependent on him. He controls everything.

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    #38

    I have an acquaintance who will pursue a woman with the sole intention of sleeping with her, take her out on dates, eventually sleep with her, then be "heartbroken" because she's "just like all those other sl**s out there, why are all women such tramps, these sl**s give it up too easy," etc...*because she slept with him after weeks of dating.* Then, he proceeds to ghost them and openly s**t talk about them to mutual friends. Then, proceeds to complain about being single and blame it on women being too promiscuous.

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    winterwidow87
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I want to have sêx with women but i don't want women to want to have sêx with me" is a very weird take.

    Austin L
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You've described r*pe. They want to assault people but not be blamed for it.

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    Lyone Fein
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of the Groucho Marx line: I'd never join a club that would have me as a member!

    C.O. Shea
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I knew a Catholic guy like that in the Air Force. Biggest dweeb on earth.

    #39

    He was an intelligent, good looking and fairly successful guy. I grew up with him and kind of admired him but he ended up going down a weird incel/red pill hole. The last time we met up he sat on a couch next to us scrolling through* some dating app and referred to the women using terms like "high value" and "prey." He unironically referred to himself as a "hunter." We don't talk anymore.

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    Alexandra
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I noticed that 'high value' vs 'low value' is becoming a thing in the dating scene. Soo glad I don't do dating and never will.

    Tabitha
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The ones who go down that path generally were always that way, but society shunned that kind of behavior, so they had to hide it. Unfortunately, 2016 changed that, and the pandemic just let it simmer even more, and that kind of behavior came out from under the rock where we thought we had it kept securely and permanently. We can put it back, but it will take time and a lot of effort.

    Whoopdeedoo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Predator is a synonym for hunter but idk if that applies here

    Austin L
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Again, it's like some of them want to live feral in the wild.

    Dre Mosley
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gotta stop listening to those Red Pill/Alpha Male influencers.

    #40

    My buddy, on a double date, after talking with this friend of ours for 2-3 weeks literally asked “if the carpet matched the drapes”. She didn’t hear what he said (or couldn’t believe it) so asked him to repeat himself and he did.

    My then wife, the lady in question, and a circle of women 10 feet around us made the unmistakable sound of vagina’s slamming shut.

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    Winna Kinsa
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't get this one 😑😔

    michael reid
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's asking if her pubic hair is the same colour as the hair on her head. Possibly because the head hair is dyed or an unusual colour

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    #41

    A former colleague of mine in his early 20s once explained that right now he sleeps with girls he finds attractive and is very careful about contraception, but his plan is that the minute he turns 29, he finds an ugly fat woman who clings to him, he pokes a few condoms, and he has a child. Then dumps her and goes back to sleeping with cute girls (btw, notice the "girls") for another decade, and around 40 when the kid is less annoying, he'll slow down and ask for shared custody.

    I was like, well, that's a... plan, I guess. It certainly is planned.

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    #42

    "Men need to understand that I'm the Queen, and deserved to be treated as such."


    Said to me by a sorority sister when I was 18, and she was 20. At 42, she is still single.

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    Daya Meyer
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Queen of what, exactly? A Queen without a reign is not a Queen. Except Freddy Mercury.

    Alexandra
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish women would stop with this Queen nonsense. You can't be a queen if you live in a country that's a Republic.

    StPaul9
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I believe you Americans overthrew the monarchy? In France, they did one better.

    Vera Diblikova
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When she was 43, she married prince Harry.

    #43

    My boyfriend has a friend that said “you can’t even flirt anymore without worrying about being accused of harassment.” I told him “it’s harassment if you keep flirting when they don’t want you to, so just make sure they want you to or stop.” He shut up and fumed like I was the one who said something wrong.

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    Data1001
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, I mean, it can be a fine line these days. I think a lot of men are very hesitant about approaching women nowadays because the last thing they would want is to have her think he's harassing her. Especially a total stranger.

    Carol Culhane
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Hello, my name's Bob. Do you have time for a chat?" Then if the answer is negative go away. Clear, upfront, confident, and leaves room for someone to not be interested. It doesn't have to be difficult. Take it from a woman who's approached a fair number of women to gauge their interest.

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    #44

    Talk about how sexy 14 year olds are.

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    Regina Holt
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He should definitely go onto the list, and not allowed near schools.

    Child of the King
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Off you go to prison... 🤢🤮🤢🤮

    Rizzo
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A justified reaction to this sentence would be: slap-66c35...31bd5e.gif slap-66c35c931bd5e.gif

    Daniel Linder
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are just kids! How can one possible think they are "sexy"

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    #45

    Not the man himself, but I was talking to the mother of a divorced guy I know and she’s telling me that while she babysits his kids she’s been doing his garden, painting his house and making dinner from scratch and the she says, “He’s always complaining that I use too many pots and pans and make a mess when I cook.”

    And now I know why his wife left him.

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    Data1001
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It sounds like the mom may have helped to create that monster. Or at least enable him.

    #46

    I went on a first date with a guy who seemed pretty charming, decent looking, and intelligent via meeting on a dating app. He was new to the city so I offered to meet him for lunch.

    We get to the restaurant and after about 10-15 minutes of small talk, he proceeds to start pointing out other men who were dining and categorizing them as an “alpha” or a “beta”. I couldn’t tell if he was joking or not…

    After he concludes pointing out single every man in the restaurant, he points to himself and says “I’m an alpha. I don’t think you’ve been with any since this city is shallow and full of betas but I’m down to show you what that means.”

    I don’t know how on god’s green earth I finished that meal in his presence but I did. I promptly let him know later that day via text that we weren’t a good fit but thanks for the time and he proceeded to tell me that I wasn’t going to find anyone better, but good luck trying.

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    Duncan McCann
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't it strange how the ones that can't take rejection are generally the ones that will have to get used to it?

    Anyone-for-tea?
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s the scary flip from trying to be charming to be outright aggressive on being rejected that’s the issue.

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    winterwidow87
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone who unironically calls themselves an "alpha" is a joke.

    C.O. Shea
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you're the measure of what's good... I'll never have a problem finding better. 🤣

    Miki
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am rolling my eyes so much it hurts. Where this guy came from???

    Kristiina Männiste
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol I would start to spam them with omegaverse yaoi if they are so much into alfas and betas.

    #47

    "You just gotta understand women, bro. The kinda stupid and need guidance, be that guide."
    Rumor has it he is still giving advice to highschoolers.

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    #48

    "Ah, That's Why They're Single": 35 Times People’s Single Status Made Absolute Sense "I would never trust a female surgeon" and "The Bible says man before woman."

    KBReadsALot , Anna Shvets Report

    Helena
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I tend towards female of any traditionally male profession. They had to hustle twice as hard to get there. Much more likely to do a good job. Not always, but percentage wise.

    Tabitha
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I tend to do that too, especially when it comes to my health, or anything where women have a completely different experience than men. I prefer to have a doctor who shares my anatomy and therefore understands when I say a particular pain feels like a period cramp or a contraction or something only a woman experiences and can therefore relate to. I prefer a banker who’s a woman, and can relate to the difficulties women face with things like obtaining a mortgage or a loan. I prefer a mechanic who’s a woman, because she understands how women get taken advantage of if they’re not familiar with car repair. I appreciate the opportunity to have that choice. Rest assured, if any of the women professionals I choose turn out to be bad at their jobs, or good at their jobs but greedy or corrupt, I will fire them and find someone who is both competent and honest (a rarity, I know). Just like anyone with common sense would,

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    cherry~
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "There is neither Jew nor Greek, there is neither slave nor free, there is neither male nor female; for you are all one in Christ Jesus." -Galatians 3:28 The Bible says that men and women are different physically but it does not say that women are worth any less before God. The idea that women are worth less has mainly to do with misogynists that jump at any chance to prove themselves right.

    Cat Chat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Something tells me he never read the Bible and is just using a quote to fit his misogynistic, incel, attitude.

    Libstak
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha, idiots. Mum had a double cornea transplant. Her female surgeon checked her out a week later. The absolute pride she had in her damned near invisible perfect stitching was joyous. I had a female surgeon do my hysterectomy...her pride in the neatly placed keyhole surgery marks made me smile. I can't even find where 2 of them are now unless I look really hard.

    Lyone Fein
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Bible does NOT say any such thing.

    Jane Jayne Jain Jeign Jein
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Female surgeons have lower kill rates than male surgeons, fact.

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    #49

    I once ordered shawarma and the guy at the counter asked if I wanted garlic sauce. I responded, Sure put lots, I don’t have a girlfriend.

    His response was: maybe that’s why you don’t have a girlfriend.

    To add to the garlic fun: I once had a coworker that said: " I could eat my own shoe with garlic ".

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    Ge Po
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If my DH has something with garlic and I don't, he shares me a bite and vice versa. That way we still can get to kiss afterwards, or even share a couch together.

    SCP 4666
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If she likes garlic she's definitely marriage material 😁

    Multa Nocte
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Us people from France enter the chat.

    sofacushionfort
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Korea entered the chat and blew you Frenchies away

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    cherry~
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Garlic tastes good, so I think it's worth it ngl :) Just get mouthwash after eating and you'll be fine! Or gum/mints if you're outside

    Lyone Fein
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly this does not belong here. This belongs on the garlic lovers list.

    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I cannot stand garlic, except on bread. Garlic bread has so much butter and often cheese that I can't taste the garlic. Otherwise, you all can have my share.

    Sami-Jo Ross
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least this one was self aware and pretty funny.

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    #50

    I worked with a guy who never missed a chance to brag about how perfect his d**k was. At one point, someone asked him, "bro what's the point of a great c**k of you never use it?" Because we'd never actually seen him with a girl, or a date, or even really talk to a girl when we'd go out for drinks or something.

    He replies, "I know what I bring to the table. She ain't even worth talking to unless she gonna suck it first." We laugh, and then realize he's serious. And he's ALWAYS felt that way. And that he was pushing 30 years old, and was still a virgin. And yet he was still 100% convinced that the problem was all the girls who weren't introducing themselves on their knees.

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    similarly
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If that guy is talking about this AT work or even not at work but at a workplace function (afterwork party?): that guy should be talking to HR, and then to the unemployment office. This is not a workplace topic. Actually, I don't think it should be a topic at all! It's pathetic and gross. But at work, you can at least fire the guy.

    ConstantlyJon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hot take: The best BJs are not when a woman is on her knees. Just sayin'.

    Miki
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I said few times someone is delusional. Once on this list. But this guy beats them all.

    #51

    A girl I knew who was permanently single said that she asked for reassurance almost every day. This definitely gets old. Fix yourself. Guys aren’t obligated to fix your anxiety issues.

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    Kristal
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... only if she expects them to, no but if she had been neglected then the only way for her to heal is someone with the patience and love to assure her everyday. Obviously she can work on herself but if it's a deep issue, then to fully heal, the person must be patient with her. There are those out there that are patient, loving, and understanding but ... they are very hard to find.

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    #52

    A female friend of mine was having a hard time picking up guys she liked even though she is very good looking. She tagged along on a group outing with a few couples and other just friends. We asked her to go talk to a guy she thought was cute at the bar to give her some pointers. He had just ordered some IPA or something and she walks up and says something along the lines of "{to the guy} those are gross, you should drink a real beer like Miller Lite. {Turns to bartender} Bartender, get this guy a Miller Lite please, on his tab. {back to guy} My name is Cindy, whats up?"

    He just looked bewildered, was handed a Miller Lite from the bartender and quickly exited stage left after more of her awkward advances. She was not a fan of our feedback and is still single and complaining about finding guys she finds acceptable.

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    Data1001
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Huh. You don't hear of women using the "pick-up artist" routines much. Not surprised it doesn't work for them, either, lol.

    Lyone Fein
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Insult someone and expect them to buy you a thank you present for it. How much more charming could she be?

    Mumma Cass
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What does IPA mean? Lol sounds stupid I know!

    michael reid
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    India pale ale. Basically someone drinking an IPA would NOT be impressed at being handed a bottle of pisswater, sorry Miller Lite

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    Edward Treen
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Miller Lite counts as beer? Not in the UK!

    #53

    "I didn't take that COVID vaccine man, who knows what they put in there".

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    Cat Chat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You could say that from anything pharmacy made if you wanted to, so he better not take any prescription or OTC drügs for his sake. I'll stick with them since they are regulated and we do know what's in them.

    Grant Caldwell
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or fast food, any dining establishment really, as well as grocery stores, markets, tap water... the list goes on.

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    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now, we were offered the COVID vaccines in prison. I didn't trust the prison staff to know enough to keep the vaccines safe/effective. Temperature, longevity, things like that. Also, the vaccines were brand new. Nobody knew a whole lot about side effects, and I also didn't trust the staff to tell the truth about those, either. One of the first things I did upon release was get my first vaccine.

    cerinamroth
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good for you for trusting your own instincts and experience. Long live Bouche!

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    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I DO! I know exactly what they put in there! It's not hard to look at what goes into a vaccine. I'm actually one of the few who has a severe reaction to the COVID vaccine. 105F+ fever most of the time. I still get my shots.

    Libstak
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You could say that about every damned thing you put in your mouth, be it ultra processed foods, vitamins, pain killers, everything.

    CanadianDimes
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even non processed foods - how many of can name all the chemicals that make up a piece of fruit, for example?

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    Miki
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am a bit worried this is so low.

    Stannous Flouride
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The very same thing was told to me by a (now deceased) acquaintance AS he was smoking a cigarette.

    Phantom Phoenix
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here's a plan OP. Go to uni, study chemistry and pharmaceuticals. Learn and understand exactly what is in vaccines, and why. Then you'll "know what they put in there" - just like the existing experts you treat as less informed than some rando on fakebook.

    cherry~
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, and I know this is going to be very unpopular, I do think that sometimes people do have legitimate concerns for not taking the vaccine. For example, everyone in my family that has taken it has gotten severe side effects, and when I say severe I mean severe. Meanwhile, doctors tell me I have natural immunity, and I make sure to follow all precautions (masks, sanitizing everything, staying home if I feel even slightly unwell, etc.) That said, "who knows what they put in there" isn't a very legitimate excuse to me.

    Susie Elle
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably said while eating a hotdog

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    #54

    Said in a potential partner they were looking for:

    Multiple passports so they could live in Europe or North America

    $100K minimum salary

    Own their own home

    Own their own car, from a luxury brand

    Have a 6 pack abs

    Non smoking

    There were other criteria that I’m forgetting about. This coming from someone who was, to put it lightly, not a catch.

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    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    someone watches too many romcoms, methinks.

    #55

    I'm in my 30's with kids, done a LOT of living since highschool, and I met up with an old friend from those days. She complained at length about how she can't find anyone, then confided in me, "No one else understands the real us, they're all just NPC's and we truely understand each other." She was stuck in her highschool phase, and was convinced that since those were the BEST years of her life, that must be true of everyone. I get that saying, *these are the best years of your life* in reference to highschool as a way of being aware of how truely carefree you can be at that age, but if those days are *ACTUALLY* the best years of your life... ouch.

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    Duncan McCann
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those were the worst years of my life!

    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Non Player Character. From Dungeons and Dragons, and games like that. Basically any character in the game that's not controlled by a player. Shop keepers, quest givers, city guards, stuff like that. In Dungeons and Dragons, the gamemaster (GM) controls them. In computer gaming, they're controlled by a script or AI.

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    Alexandra
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even if they were, they shouldn't be the best years of your life, because those have yet to come!

    Comedy Clumbers
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The best days of my life have ALL been tf out of high school!

    Haywood Jablome
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember high school as 3 years of uninterrupted misery, but the 4th year I had enough credits to leave at 10am every day. Not sure what 10am is in metric

    #56

    He was laughing his a*s off while telling me his funniest story. He went to pick up a pizza, met a drunk woman at the bar, and after she willingly gave him oral, she refused to have sex with him, so he pushed her out of his truck in an area she was completely unfamiliar with. He laughed SO HARD telling me this.

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    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the other person is drunk, they're not necessarily able to give consent.

    Sue User
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I struggle with this because if they are both drunk, the girl is not responsible because she cant give consent, so why is the man supposed to be able to make rational decisions ? I feel like i am missing something.

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    Alexandra
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A fine picture of a low-life.

    Winna Kinsa
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why are some people honestly like this? At least you could have dropped her back at the bar

    cerinamroth
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, she became disposable to him the instant he couldn't get what he wanted. Like a used hamburger wrapper. What an odious little prick.

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    #57

    I still wonder how the guy who asked to touch my teeth at dinner on a first date is doing...

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    Aidan Pite
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please tell me he was a dentist.

    Lost Penny
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only after I get to touch your eyeballs.

    Regina Holt
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe they were pearly white, and he thought they were real pearls?

    Janelle Collard
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    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does he still have all of his? Asking for a friend. :)

    #58

    "whatever you can do, I can do better"

    A couple friends and I helped setup one of our friends to meet a girl that we all thought would be a good match for him. My friend was a tall country boy who was a little rough around the edges, but he has the heart of gold, will help anyone out, but the brain power of a scarecrow. The date we planned on going great, as they were both mechanics and she was a tomboy who was excited to go on the meetup. She was very cute and outgoing, but the whole interaction between the two of them still pains me to this day.

    This poor girl made every effort to talk with him about subjects that they had in common and would be engaging(like engines, cars, building a garage, and even vaping), and my friend being a dumbass, just kept on telling her that everything she could do, he could do better. Like I was witnessing someone film that stupid [Nike Commercial](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=liKnJ-ejztw). After 30-minutes of getting to know each other, the poor girl had enough of his belittling/teasing, and had her friend rescue her from the restaurant as the conversation was going so poorly(they were supposed to go to a bonfire together afterwards).

    To this day, I can't tell if this was my friends feeble attempt at flirting, or if he had reverted back to his 6-year old self. It was like watching a car accident in slow motion, and his ill-fated attempt of a conversation still pains me to my loins. He still doesn't realize what he did wrong.

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    Alexandra
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You would almost wish that this whole conversation was taped so that it could be evaluated by both participants for educational and, dare I say it, entertainment purposes.

    Duncan McCann
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh dear. I guess at least there was no malice intended.

    Lynette Vella
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could be just dumb as a stump like my husband offering me a lick of his ice cream cone even though he knew he was getting sick - thanks for giving me COVID, honey! He's done this twice now.

    #59

    "No. I don't know what she wants from me." Right after his ex-gf literally enumerated all she wanted from him. He was basically spoonfed. And I'm sitting there, "Ohh that's why.".

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    Weirdo with Internet
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's denser, lead, tungsten, or this guy

    Whoopdeedoo
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This guy takes the cake and the million dollars

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    #60

    Asked if I had any single friends, I told him no. He dead a*s replied “Damn. How hard is it to find someone to just blow me and make me sandwiches. You don’t even have any ugly friends for me?”.

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    Duncan McCann
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least he's willing to compromise LOL.

    Alexandra
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He could have a hooker do that for him. Oh, I forgot: he has to pay for those.......

    #61

    This one is actually pretty funny.

    Met this guy at a concert. Told him he was hot. Exchanged contact info. We went out to dinner and to the movies a few times. Hung out at events we were both at.

    Mind you, he's hot, funny, polite, really socially awkward but overall very nice.

    Man was floored when I finally just asked him point blank if he wanted to have sex. He did not perceive my interest.

    When I met him, I wondered hard why he was single. It's a small town, ya know? Like... Good men are in short supply.

    It's cause he's oblivious. Completely oblivious. Last time we went out, a really hot lady was trying to pick him up and I just sat back and watched her send signal after signal and drop hint after hint and it rolled off him like water off a duck.

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    Ervin Conn
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Many men have a fear of misinterpreting hints. It could go very wrong and even asking to clarify could cause an embarassing situation.

    Alexandra
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm slightly confused. Did the man want sex but was oblivious to signs he could have sex or was he perhaps not that interested in sex and that is why he was oblivious?

    Data1001
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Umm... have you not met many men? The obliviousness you describe is probably close to a majority of males. I have certainly been one, and have a number of friends who were equally (if not more) oblivious, lol.

    Data1001
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a theory that this is because many men are rather blunt and clumsy when it comes to flirting, so if a woman isn't just as blunt when she's flirting, the guy may simply not understand what's happening.

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    similarly
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had someone in high school tell me that was me. They told me I was apparently impervious to hints.

    ConstantlyJon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My wife had to ask me point blank if I liked her. We were flirting, but I didn't realize she was flirting back or had any interest in me. I had asked girls out and dated and had relationships, so I wasn't all the way socially awkward, just insecure. She's a million miles out of my league (and 6 years older than me), so I was a little intimidated and didn't know she'd look my way until she spelled it out for me.

    Andy Cran
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yes,the guy sounds very similar to myself in my younger days,I've since matured a bit and understand social situations a little better but still get "lost" sometimes... hope the guy finds his feet

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    Lynette Vella
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could be he's just very particular - some people are like that.

    Miki
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where is the problem? I think I missed it.

    Austin L
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I personally prefer that people are more direct like that; respectful of course but direct. I have been this person not getting the clues but if they just simply ask something like, "hey, you're pretty nice and fun since we've met. Want to go have sex after this?" I wouldn't think anything weird about it.

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    #62

    "I'm looking for the perfect partner. We will never fight, we will never argue, we will never disagree on anything."

    Edit: The more I think about this comment, the more I realize it's very close to an abusive relationship. The very foundation of a good relationship is constructive communication and constructive conflict resolution. To put it over your partner that they must never disagree with you, or you will break up with them, is actually quite abusive.

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    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fights are part of a relationship. You fight you make up you apologize you LEARN! Being with someone is to learn what the world looks like through someone's else's eyes. You share your problems. That's how partnerships work.

    Lynette Vella
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband fights about EVERYTHING - anger is his 'go-to' emotion. He's a Type 8 in the Enneagram so when he's frustrated he's angry, when he's worried he's angry, when he's scared he's angry, etc.

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    Lost Penny
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even his hand won't be his 'perfect partner,' for it will probably develop arthritis just so it won't have to deal with him.

    Michael Danhauer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fights = no... Arguments = yes... If you don't know the difference figure it out.

    Moë
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahahaha…..never fight or argue….🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    Duncan McCann
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you always agreed on everything, how boring would that be? Not blazing rows, but a hearty disagreement every once in a while is a way of learning more about your partner and yourself - if you're willing to listen and sometimes admit that their points have swayed you and not crow about winning if it goes the other way. I'm older now and look back thinking 'all those dramas for no good reason'. No more of that for me.

    hwatinternation
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If people agree and are happy, what's the issue with that?

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    MadRatter
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My sister and her now husband argued on the day he proposed to her. I love the way they tell the story, and they're a match made in heaven. They both have a temper 🤣

    Deeelite
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not the fighting that's important, it's how you solve conflict afterwards

    Helena
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When women say men are trash, this is what we're referring to.

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    #63

    "I don't understand why I can't find a loyal man who is ok with me sleeping with whoever i want. I have so much love I can't just give it to only one person.".

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    winterwidow87
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have heard too many people say they want an open relationship and by "open relationship" they meant they can sleep around but their partner absolutely cannot. Hate to break it to you but that's not what an open relationship is, it means both parties agree they can sleep with whoever they want, not just one of them.

    Alexandra
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Again, one of those 'truths' that people use to justify cheating: so much love to go around. If you have so much love, why not volunteer at a local animal shelter or foodbank or hospital or nursing home?

    The Doom Song
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That "love" is code for "chlamydia" I'm guessing i

    Regina Holt
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Loyal" I don't think she understands what that word means.

    #64

    Candid with my partner about the specifics of my bachelor party (which was completely benign fun) the morning after. One of my perpetually single mates asked why I bothered filling her in on something that didn't concern her.

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    similarly
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was at the bachelor party for one of my best friends: it was just a bunch of us eating pizza and watching Star Trek.

    winterwidow87
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If that's not my bachelorette party i don't want one.

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    #65

    Friend of mine that's pretty much told me he's really only in the relationship because he wants a child and he effectively couldn't really give less of a s**t about whether the woman is compatible.

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    Multa Nocte
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sure whatever child he spawns will really enjoy having him as a father.

    #66

    This guy I met yesterday didn’t want to answer basic get to know you questions because he was worried I wouldn’t like his answers and I wouldn’t be interested in him any more. I was like… don’t you think that’s manipulative? Don’t you want people to like you for you? He’s like, “ no, I also don’t like saying things to people that might hurt them. Like let’s say we’re dating and I cheat on you, I would never tell you because I don’t want to hurt you.” And then argued about why I was wrong to want the truth and he was right.

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    C.O. Shea
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOLOLOLOL Then there was the guy who very considerately informed me... he would never intentionally or unintentionally hurt me. My reply, yeah... but you're going to hear about my feelings in either situation! He ghosted me. Derp!

    Sue User
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I knew a guy that wouldnt give advice because he was worried that when you took his advice and it turned out to be wrong, he would be responsible. Not that you would blame him but that he caused it. Like you had no volition of your own and would always do what he advised.

    #67

    I once heard someone say they wouldn’t date anyone who didn’t share their exact taste in music. It’s a bit like refusing to eat at a restaurant because they don’t have your favorite dish—it’s missing out on the richer experience of discovering new flavors and connections beyond just the familiar.

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    cerinamroth
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OK, I can't personally understand it but at least they are being upfront with their wishes and it's not harming anyone. My husband likes what I call his "Shouty Women" (90s/2000s girl pop singers) and I like what he calls my "Depressed, Shoegazy Men". Vastly different tastes but it's OK!

    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hmm on this one I kinda agree. I have found in my country (SA) music taste tends to be 1980s-1990s pop and rock (if you are white), or RnB/HipHop/African if you are black. Very few people outside those big categories. It's not unusual for has-been bands from the states to come and play here because our white population loves old music. It's not unusual to hear stuff like REM or Dire Straits played at bars.

    Austin L
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a teenager struggling with this type of issue right now. Now that they control more of their own world they expect to only get exactly what they want. There have been a couple ugly learning experiences so far. 🤣 It's called entitlement my dear child, and it will not help you in life.

    Alexandra
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's someone who's looking for someone exactly like themselves....

    #68

    "Ah, That's Why They're Single": 35 Times People’s Single Status Made Absolute Sense A partner will find me. Said by a person who works in an all female industry and never goes anywhere but work.

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    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's actually the first wholesome attitude on this whole list. I spent years in hospitality and never once dated a person I worked with.

    #69

    I had two good friends. Both were doctors, both were originally from India, both were lonely and always talking about how much they wanted to meet someone. They were also both very good and kind people, they had a lot in common, and I thought they would make a great match. When I first tried to set them up they were both quite interested, but then they had to know what part of India the other was from and I did not know. Turns out one was from the North and the other was from the South so they did not want to meet. Last I heard neither one ever married.

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    C.O. Shea
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah... when people try to introduce me to someone, just because they're also gay... my reply is, why would I want to hang out with gay people? The confused looks are priceless.

    winterwidow87
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine if we did the same thing: "You wanna meet my friend Cindy? You have absolutely nothing in common but she's straight too".

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    Data1001
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are some very ingrained notions in that part of the world, which come with a lot of familial pressure, as well. I think it's probably very hard to break free from that.

    Alexandra
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'Ingrained notions' is a euphemism for 'prejudice'.

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    ConstantlyJon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've spent some time in India, and that doesn't surprise me at all.

    Karen Krause
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My boss is from India he is very clear he's from the North and the differences between the different regions of India. It seems to be very different to almost being in two countries. He said he traveled south for work and couldn't understand them. Now this is only one man, so it may be different.

    Lynette Vella
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The one from the North was probably Muslim while the one from the South wasn't.

    #70

    Worked with a guy that would just fart or belch whenever he felt like it.

    This included times he was in elevators or standing at the only exit of rooms.

    His excuse was always "it slipped".

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    winterwidow87
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean if he really can't control it it could be a symptom of some gastrointestinal problem and he should get it checked. It's either that or he's an inconsiderate âsshole.

    Sue User
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then you come up with something better than " it slipped".

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    Aelin Wildfire
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    .....call me crazy (and I'm not loud about it), but why would you hold one in at all? 'Tis better to burp and bear the shame than not to burp and bear the pain. Or in the words of Shrek: "better out than in."

    Winna Kinsa
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I only do this when I'm at home

    #71

    “It’s a good thing you have guy friends because men are more logical”.

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    Alexandra
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha ha! It's one of those 'truths' that men tell each other in order to justify dismissing the opinions of their SO's. It has no base in reality. Even worse, if women are logical, men don't like it because more often than not logic runs against men.

    michael reid
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the same way you have told yourself this "truth" in order...etc

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    Regina Holt
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a very logical thing to say. /s

    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I find men way more illogical. Evidence: sports matches and wars. I mean, I do not GAF which british soccer team you support, and that you get angry about it losing for me is a sign of being highly illogical.

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    #72

    Guy talked about how he asked a girl out and went to a burger place. Once there he asked her if she had brought any money, when she said no he went "oh that's too bad" and proceeded to get a burger for himself and ate it whole while she just sat there watching. He then dropped her at her home and never heard back from her.

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    Not-a-Clue (she/her)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would you go on a date with no money, assuming the other person would pay? I'm not sure which person is being criticised here, but I think the girl is in the wrong.

    Vera Diblikova
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WAs it a blind date? Nevertheless, it was a bad joke.

    Alexandra
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly, don't parents teach their children manners anymore? If you invite someone, you pay for them. Simple as.

    Miki
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No you don't. This is not a default. A lof o ppl don't want someone else to pay for them.

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    #73

    I was at RenFest with some friends. I was looking at clothing with a girlfriend while our now-husband were outside with the single guy. They’re eating steak on a stake when on says “Oh, I should save some for (girlfriend).”

    Single guy says “Why can’t she just get her own?” Without missing a beat, friend replies, “And that is why you’re single.” This was 10-15 years ago. Last I heard, he was still very single.

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    Aidan Pite
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know tone doesn't convey well in text, and a short snipped doesn't give us full context, but honestly I'm kinda on Single Guy's side here. Why *should* the GF have to settle for the BF's leftovers instead of having one all to herself?

    Alexandra
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's only a left-over if you had enough to eat. If this guy could have eaten the whole steak but decided not to so that his girlfriend could have a bite too, that's perfectly courteous.

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    #74

    In the talking and early dating stages of my relationship with my ex he said and did all the right things. I couldn't understand why someone who said such sweet things and did such thoughtful caring things was so single...

    A few months into our relationship he was progressively starting to drink heavily and then I found an AA completion plaque that he had hidden and failed to mention to me.

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    C.O. Shea
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dated that guy. He dead now. His liver quit, too.

    Duncan McCann
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If he completed once, there's nothing to say he couldn't do it again - if someone were willing to take on the task of supporting him. That would depend if you felt sober him was worth it.

    Sue User
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fact that he hid it from her does not bode well. He is not ready to admit and live with his failures.

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    Con O Cuinn
    Community Member
    1 year ago

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    And you drove him back to the drink/s

    Mumma Cass
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Totally inappropiate thing to write! Get you head out of you a*se!

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    #75

    "I want to meet someone at a bar or something, not a dating app."

    This person never goes out. Only goes to work. Also really want kids...

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    #76

    I know a guy who is 40s, balding, bad glasses, warts on his face, no career, drives a base model Kia, 2 roommates of equal quality (and no interest on making improvements on any of that even at his age)...and his ask list for a partner is no less than Alexandra daddario (and he wants her to have/make her own money and have a successful career too).

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    Data1001
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, he's welcome to dream. But that's probably all they'll be -- dreams. (Kind of shallow to be judging someone by the car they drive, though. "OMG, he drives a base model Kia! What a loser!")

    Deeelite
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think her point was he was average but expected above average

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    Con O Cuinn
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    1 year ago

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    #77

    Friend was invited to dinner and a movie.

    A $3 frozen pizza and Scooby-Doo at the gentlemen's home despite a mini mall with $1 slices next to a repertory theatre playing Batman and Batman Returns for $6 per person both movies clearly visible across the street.

    Replays Daphne sliding down the pole scene several times in slow motion. Negs Daphne for being too large and having floppy udders. Says he would let her blow him so long as she kept them hidden. Tells friend not to worry, that he would do her in the dark until she loses enough weight to be acceptable looking with the lights on.

    Knocking on the door displays a neighbor demanding him to move his van out of her spot. Tells date now that she knows he has a van, not to expect a ride home and curses neighbor stating he should just chain her up in the van to teach her a lesson. Watches him move a rattling pos rusty white work van into someone else's spot.

    Is very upset friend did not want to go dutch, $2, for the pizza because they used his power etc as well and accuses her of gold digging. She says she was given 1/4 of the pizza as she looks like she has eaten plenty today already.

    This tale comes to light at a group outing when friend 2 mentions being asked out by the guy.

    She thinks tale is exaggerated and we agree to meet back the day after the date for brunch and gossip. Identical experience, including neighbor and same Scooby-Doo movie.

    This man makes 90k and looks like Boglin.

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    Norma
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ok I admit I had to Google Boglin, but damn...

    Sue User
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dinner and a movie was Hardees and a drive in porn flick.

    #78

    I met my wife because she had been pursuing a mutual friend who never figured out that she was being pursued, including when she was explicitly asked on a date. Six months into my relationship with my now-wife, I thanked our friend for fumbling the bag and she was confused.

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    winterwidow87
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Op is a woman. The wife is also a woman. They met because the now wife was pursuing a mutual friend (another woman) who didn't understand she was being pursued. That's how i interpreted it, but it could also be that op is a man and the wife is bisexual.

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    Data1001
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Took me a moment to realize this was a woman writing this.

    Ervin Conn
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe they knew they were being "pursued" and were not interested?

    #79

    Was on a date with this girl and something came on about politics and she made a comment about knowing nothing about world events to the point that she didn’t know about the whole ‘Republican and democrats thing’. Literally the least interesting human being I’ve ever met.

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    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I agree. If someone says politics doesn't interest them, they are white and privileged. No-one else can be blasé about it. It affects everything except if you are super privileged. South African here. The number of white folks here who just say "they are not interested in politics" or worse "get over apartheid" or "apartheid was long in the past"... idiots.

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