Accidents and injuries can happen in the strangest places and the most peculiar ways. And most of us can agree that they occur most often when we least expect them. Plenty of us have hurt ourselves pretty badly doing mundane, routine, everyday tasks. While we might brag about the huge scar on our faces having come from rabid velociraptors that we fought off with only our bare fists, only our closest friends know that we really slipped on a banana peel and crashed into our fridge handle.

When the Super 70s Sports account asked Twitter users what the dumbest freak injury in their lives was, people rushed to share their experiences. As it turns out, people can be really fragile.

Scroll down to read through our list of hilarious and dumb injuries, and be sure to upvote the stories you enjoyed. If the stories made you smile or laugh, why not share them with a few buddies to improve their mood while they wait for the weekend? And if you have any experience with dumb injuries yourselves, share what happened with everybody in the comments! After all, grief (or in this case pain and shame) shared is halved. And joy shared is doubled. Be sure to scroll down for Bored Panda’s in-depth interview with Ricky Cobb, the founder of Super 70s Sports.

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Image credits: Super70sSports

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Miss Cris
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4 months ago

Upvoting the lie!

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4 months ago

for Ice cream

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Francis
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4 months ago

he did a classic sideshow bob :D

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Ricky Cobb of Super 70s Sports told Bored Panda that the list of injuries in the Twitter thread “is so random and hilarious [that] it is almost impossible to single out” just one best answer.

“But I have a special place in my heart for the guy who said he threw out his back reaching for a french fry on his dashboard. There is something beautifully relatable about that story — or at least there is for me!”

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IzzieM
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4 months ago

Oh..so you're the reason for that warning on the box...

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No you didn't
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4 months ago

You made your point.

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4 months ago

..... how?

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“I think the only way to avoid freak injuries is to stop living life, so we’ve gotta get out of bed every morning knowing there's a chance, ever how small, some unpredictable misfortune may befall,” Ricky mused. “Thankfully it doesn’t happen that often. And it’s nice that, on the rare occasions we fall victim to the improbable, we can at least share a laugh about it. To think that amazing thread was inspired by my own broken finger from doing what would seem the most innocuous of tasks — walking out of a bathroom.”

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Jenny Lind
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4 months ago

I want to down vote because I felt the pain through my phone, but that would defeat the purpose.

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Helen Haley
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4 months ago

There's a lot going on in this one.

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IzzieM
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4 months ago

He just wanted to make sure you could see what you were saying "no" to.

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Ricky also talked about the inspiration for his popular Twitter thread, as well as what motivated him to create Super 70s Sports.

“I started the Twitter feed about five years ago just as a hobby. Figured I’d try to entertain my friends and make some new ones. It has been an incredible experience. I’ve always loved comedy, sports, and nostalgia. I thought some other folks might too. But I never would’ve thought over 300,000 followers was realistic.”

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Helen Haley
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4 months ago

Ok, that's skill. I'd put this photo on my living room wall if I did that.

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Ana J
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4 months ago

Bless you!

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Matilda Gross
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4 months ago

Holy CANNOLI!

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“I wanted to blend my love of sports, pop culture, comedy, and nostalgia into a place where people can share some laughs, interact, and enjoy a sense of community,” he explained to Bored Panda. “One of the best things about this tweet is it showcases the cleverness and wit of my audience which I believe is a big part of the appeal of my feed. Often they are funnier than me and this is a perfect example.”

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Thunder
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4 months ago

How. How? How?! HOW THE F*CK?!

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No you didn't
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4 months ago (edited)

I do like the fact that somewhere out there might be 50yo dudes playing hackey sack at Black Sabbath concerts.

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Cactuar Jon
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4 months ago

but did you get the french fry?

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Bored Panda also talked to Jon Gerardi about an injury that befell one of his friends in high school: "We were taping book covers on (the plain ones we all had to do back in school, I'm sure you and others remember). It appeared that he was trying to pull tape from a dispenser and his hand slipped and he hit his hand off the bottom of his desk and ended up breaking his thumb by doing so."

"I think we don't think we can be injured at home or during daily routines because we do them so frequently, it's almost like second nature," Jon said. "One thing to prevent major injuries I'd say is to just be more aware of what we're doing and not rush through things."

Nobody wants to think that they’re not safe in their homes. But the truth is, plenty of accidents happen at home (just like lots of car accidents can occur near where you live because you may relax too much when thinking you’re completely safe).

For example, in 2007, 2.7 million people in England were injured in a home accident. While in the United States, almost half of the accidents that lead to the deaths of young adults and children happen at home.

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littlesaresare
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4 months ago

Sounds like a TMJ disorder.

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Helen Haley
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4 months ago

Soooo much antiseptic needed for this one.

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IzzieM
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4 months ago

Fractures only happen when you fall while sober, just a theory, but drunken falling is safer.

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Things that can seriously harm us are usually small: failing to put up a carbon monoxide detector, having a leaky hot water heater, an untucked carpet on the stairs, a slippery bathtub, a greasy kitchen or a malfunctioning garbage disposal unit. These are all things that can be the difference between life and death.

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FloC
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4 months ago

Smoking is dangerous on many different levels :D

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Karen Johnston
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4 months ago

Oh, christ, my hair is standing on end, that sounds so painful.

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Karen Johnston
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4 months ago

You're very fragile, aren't you?

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Statistically speaking, the kitchen and the bathroom are the two rooms in your home that you’re most likely to get injured. Now, it doesn’t mean that you should curl up into a ball and hide under your bed for the rest of your life. But it does mean that you should be aware of sharp knives and wet floors. And if you’re working outside your home, be wary when you’re mowing the lawn or cleaning the gutter: you’re most likely to hurt yourself while doing those two things. If you want to keep your kids safe, give them some other chores to do than mowing the lawn.

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No you didn't
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4 months ago

Whoa! I hope this marked the last moment Sister Leonardo was ever allowed around children.

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Gina Aresti
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4 months ago

It was not a Thanksgiving Turkey any more...

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Maci Mae
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4 months ago (edited)

He needs some milk!

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Helen Haley
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4 months ago

Gotta lift with your legs man.

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Miss Cris
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4 months ago

Did you buy that dress?

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Helen Haley
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4 months ago

How uncommon. One could say it was medium-rare.

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Helen Haley
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4 months ago

I have questions.....

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Courtney Gutz
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4 months ago

Somewhere, a bird or fish is thanking you for your sacrifice.

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Hendra Lim
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4 months ago

final destination?

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Laugh Fan
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4 months ago

Sneezing is pretty harmful sometimes!

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Ale_Vidal23
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4 months ago

like he'll what?

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glorytherainwing
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4 months ago

these posts get fucking stupider as i scroll down.

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EpicFangirl
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4 months ago (edited)

and god said.. let there be light... or broken fingers. either or works for me ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Helen Haley
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4 months ago

Bee won, didn't even have to sting you. Kudos to the bee.

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Thunder
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4 months ago

Je suis un baguette. Je suis un very hard baguette.

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Matilda Gross
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4 months ago

How's the dog's head doing?

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Francis
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4 months ago

what kind of couch was that?

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Jo Johannsen
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4 months ago

It's a fooD processor, not a fooT processor!

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Ronel du Plessis
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4 months ago

LOL!!! I broke my pinky toe while demonstrating to kids how to turn in forms for tae kwon do.

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alwaysMispelled
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4 months ago

Love the hashtag!

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Jessamyn Zolcznski
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4 months ago (edited)

You're a klutz Harry

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Demonic Cow
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4 months ago (edited)

I’m the opposite of athletic so I’ve done that, too, but at least I didn’t break anything.

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Iggy
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4 months ago

Are his bones made of chalk?

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Stimpy
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4 months ago (edited)

Is it common for young guys to receive concussions for trying to reach second base too fast?

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Night Owl
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4 months ago

You were testing the arm and the doctor's work, admit it. Clearly the cast wasn't on long enough :D

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Annemarie Mattheyse
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4 months ago

Bwa ha ha ha! That Natalie Imbruglia reference!! XD

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Iggy
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4 months ago

Yikes!

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Jassie Kaur
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4 months ago

HOW!!!!???

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Francis
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4 months ago

Hope, the dachshund was allright at least :D

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glorytherainwing
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4 months ago

awesome

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Kat833
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4 months ago

This is what children are for.

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Iggy
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4 months ago

So easily done. I hope you have a hot water bottle for it.

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Thunder
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4 months ago

Most bad reason ever

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Jenica Thomas
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4 months ago

A kid I went to school with broke his arm during bombardment. Some mystical way the ball hit his arm just right and snapped it. He was mid air when we heard the blood curdling scream.

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Ava Florine
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4 months ago

Owww... I felt that

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Holly Allen
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4 months ago

Food fight!

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