30 People Post Their Dumbest Ideas That Might Just Might Make The World A Better Place
The brain is a truly fantastic thing. The same organ that’s capable of controlling a myriad of passive as well as active bodily functions, comprehending elaborately complex concepts, and providing a unique kind of sentience is also the organ that often slips us a dumb idea. Or two. OK, much more.
But, hey, not all ideas are dumb, despite you thinking so. A curious Twitter user by the name of Bijan asked the internet what’s the dumbest idea people ever had, but are nevertheless convinced it’d still make the world a better place for all.

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Also, a Thank You tone for when people let you in line or whatever.
I thank by blinking the emergency lights once, and I thought it's kinda universal thank you sign, saw that multiple times done by others... but I would definitely like the 'i am sorry' sign, oh boy, I would use it a lot
Load More Replies...I'm kind of surprised the Canadians haven't invented this already!
I've seen a car that was made in the forties that had a "town and country" horn that made a quieter beep in the city and a louder one for the country.
I total honked at this guy who wasn't doing what he was supposed to. But I shouldn't have because it wasn't a big deal. I tried to wave at him to say "hey, I'm sorry for being an angry jerk" and he flipped me off. Maybe I could have apologized less like a moron with this horn!
Ok mine is a U Turn signal. So when you're at a left turn light, you'll know if the person in front of you is planning to go left or to whip around and make a u turn. Would save so much hassle and rear-end collisions. Please; take my idea and make it a reality!!
I totally agree! I've thought the same thing for years! How do we make it happen?!
Load More Replies...I would totally buy one! Even if I was embarrassed about it. I would basically be admitting that "yeah, I'm THAT guy"
I also think they should live on an "average" wage for a year or two so they understand what the average person/family have to go through.
Or better still, minimum or living wage and then they can see just how hard it is.
Load More Replies...It's extremely abelist to believe that everyone is capable of working in such capacity.
Load More Replies...YESS! and there might not be as many people willing to vote/run for office anymore bc they think they're just sooo important, which is good too bc then theres no more a-hole governors, senators, presidents, ect.
Wouldn't work. Either Daddy buys a McDonalds franchise or you get people arguing how being an influencer IS a service job. Maybe do what Israel or Germany do and mandate a few years of service, only instead of military or caring for elderly, its doing third shift 711 in a bad neighborhood.
Legalize weed across the states, tax it, and use that money to repair the roads. Call it Operation Pothole.
I have 30 years clean and sober. Having lived as an addict and watched newcomers come in and out over the years, I can definitively say ..Nope, Wouldn't work. Addicts will not stop stealing. Taxable means more expensive thus still having a market for illegal drugs that are non taxed and cheaper. Making them legal means regulations that the cartel will just avoid thus continuing drug smuggling and illegal sales. Legalization is a pipe dream. Making it easier for addicts to use NEVER makes the problem go away.
Would this really stop people from stealing though? The reason they steal is to get money to buy drugs and that wouldn't really change if they were legal.
Look into countries where drugs are legalized or decriminalized. Portugal is a good example. It never solves the problems entirely, but overall drug use and related crime goes down.
Load More Replies...Drugs should be legal and taxed. I don't think it would stop cartels, though.
It would. Bootleggers stopped after prohibition.
Load More Replies...I agree. There would be soooo much more benefits legalising drugs than the risks. The governments are currently fighting a war they cannot win.
That depends how you define winning, and close inspection of why they ended up creating a war on drugs. The links between organised crime, political power and commercial influence are closer than is comfortable. Legalising and taxing pretty much all drugs seems a no brainer if they were serious about crime and health (perhaps with some initial regulation of where it can be sold).
Load More Replies...I live in Portugal. All our drugs have been decriminalised and it’s has significantly lowered drug use. Though we do not tax them and sell them.
It's not just decriminalization that lowered the drug use. The addicts were also offered help (and no judgment) and addiction started to be looked at as a medical (and social) problem that needed to be solved instead of as a moral failing that needed to be punished. At least that's what I've heard
Load More Replies...And use some of the funds for safe injection centers that also help curb addiction. They already do this in Canada.
You are ridiculous, legalized drugs wouldn't cut down on accidental overdoses. By the way only druggies want drugs legalized.
Load More Replies...They've decriminilised drugs in Portugal and plow all the money they would use to fight drugs into paying for rehab for users and apparently this is working very well, drug use is lower and so is crime linked to drugs.
Definitely, and for crying out loud ride in single file, not 2-3+ abreast.
2 abreast is safer. Single file and car drivers will squeeze past even when really unsafe to do so. Then swerve in when they realise not enough room.
Load More Replies...And they have to pull over and let other traffic past if there are more than say six cars behind them (this is actually the law for tractors in Scotland).
I assume your plan also includes increased fines for drivers parking/standing in a bike lane, mandatory minimum fines for any driver or passenger "dooring" a cyclist they didn't check for before exiting their car, and an overall increase in bike lanes and paths in all cities.
this needs to be higher up on the list. wanna act like a car? get fined like a car.
I asked a cyclist why he was taking up one full lane of traffic and ignoring the bike lane, during rush hour. Both lanes of traffic and the bike lane were full. He told me it was faster to ride down the middle of one of the traffic lanes and it was legal. I asked if next time the traffic lanes were full, if I could use the bike lane for my SUV -- it would be faster. He threw a serious fit in CVS. Bicyclists do not understand respect. If you zip through intersections against the light, hitting pedestrians, and getting much too close to cars, others will see you as the problem. Throwing your bicycle at a car, as it were a car accident to make a point is extremely upsetting to others. Who is going to vote for pro-bike rules if this is how you treat others. Running a red light may be safe for you, but what about the collisions between the cars you cut off? Based on the actions of probably just a few riders, many people dislike them. Hit people with the right of way, then blame them?
Load More Replies...OR - here's a radical idea: encourage drivers to cycle (when possible). It would help the environment, it would result in fewer road accidents, and fewer injuries/deaths to animals.
Better yet, you can't get car licence until you've done six months on a bike. Be exposed to the torrent of crappy drivers, then come home, hop on the internet, and witness said crappy drivers whine how it's always someone else's fault. https://www.sbs.com.au/news/the-feed/drivers-to-blame-for-4-5-accidents-with-cyclists-report-finds
Load More Replies...Just get all the cardrivers out of their cars and let them cycle. Problem solved, welcome in the Netherlands! 🥳
Nice idea but does not work if you live outside a city. Going to make 6 x 1 hour long trips to bring the groceries home?
Load More Replies...I can't believe they don't already have to have insurance. Cyclists have killed people and caused accidents. They should be held to account for bad driving just like motorists are.
How many people have cyclists killed? If you cycle you are 15 times more likely to be killed than if you drive a car. Cyclists are held to account- just as car drivers are. Read this: https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/cycle-safety-laws-new-kim-briggs-death-warning-against-witch-hunt-a7960291.html
Load More Replies...Yup and distance meters so every car gets fined that passes me at less than the legal 1.5 meters
Yes and fines for cyclists who on joint pathways barrel down nearly knocking down pedestrians. This what really annoys me cyclist complain about they ways cars disregard their safety but they do the same to pedestrians.
Load More Replies...When I cycle, I stay to the side of the road, use proper hand signals when turning, and respect red lights and stop signs—-because I am not stupid or egotistical. I know for a fact that I will lose if I try to compete with a car.
Well in Australia it is illegal to ask a breastfeeding mother to leave or move elsewhere etc. Doesn't matter if she is feeding in the middle of a shopping centre, a restaurant etc. From my observations, it seems that other women are the ones that complain about breastfeeding in public, a lot more than men do.
It's illegal in the states too but boy do people love to try to get women kicked out and shamed
Load More Replies...Who really cares about mothers breastfeeding? How can you be offended by it?
There are a surprising amount of people who can't deal with women using their breasts for their intended purpose.
Load More Replies...Women have also complained about breastfeeding. Mother’s should be allowed to breastfeed without being targeted by anyone.
They should be able to breast feed somewhere private, not expose themselves in public.
Load More Replies...If you can eat anywhere you want, why can 't my baby? I breastfeed my baby whenever she's hungry. Don't care where I'm at or who might be offended. Don't like it? Look the other way!
Isn't that the norm in most western countries? Women breastfeed anywhere. At least in the places I've lived in
Locking complainants in a room is still frowned upon though
Load More Replies...This one makes me so sad, especially because of how women and PoC are so much more routinely dismissed, leading to sometimes dire consequences.
I was dismissed as being mentally ill for 18 months, in which time I had become so unwell I could no longer support my own weight. I would vomit hundreds (no exaggeration) times a day. I knew there was something seriously wrong with me, but because of how I was treated I had almost resigned myself to the idea that I would only be proved right, that there was something wrong, at my post mortem. Luckily, one doctor went against everything the other doctors were saying and prescribed me medication. I now know if he hadn't, I would be dead. He risked his job to save my life. I'm unfortunately on steroids for the rest of my life, but even three years post diagnosis, I still find myself some days thinking 'maybe they were right, maybe it is all in my head' medical gaslighting does not get spoken about enough
Load More Replies...i went to a doctor for my knees 3 years ago. she told me i was out of shape and making it up so i didn't have to run for field hockey because she "sees goalies all the time who do this". i went back 2 months ago and got diagnosed with severe tendonitis and osgood schlatters. i wouldn't have a 3 year old continuously irritated injury if she believed me before it hurt to walk. i cant play at the level i want to anymore because of her. :(
As someone who takes SSRI's it'd be great if the prescribing doctor had to take them and then stop taking them to see what it's like. More than once I've been told that a specific drug doesn't cause withdrawal issues when I am in the middle of said withdrawal symptoms. I'm 46 doctor and have been taking meds since my 20's-I think I know!
Oh god ssri and snri withdrawals are unbelievable right? I can feel it if I take my dose a few hours late. And once in hospital they didn't give me my pills for 6 weeks, and I ended up having 'locked in' syndrome after a coma. They finally realised, restarted my pills and on the third day I unlocked while I was sleeping coz I woke up and I could move! I can't believe they wouldn't take a med like that seriously in a hospital 🤦♀️ you're so right, if they knew just what it did to your mind and body they might not be so flippant
Load More Replies...This so much. I have chronic pain and fatigue and a ton of chronic illneses. If I walk more than 2k steps a day (so about 30m counting from the moment I wake up) I have severe pain the next hours or days. My GP recommended me to "plan an activity a day, like doing grocieries or hiking". I just told her that walking the 15m up and down from the bus to her clinic brought me 3 days of severe pain. But sure lets go hiking...
Then my psychiatrist tells me that my pain is due to not exercising and i need to do more. After I tell her about all of this and how doing the very basic house chores already brings me pain. They both deserve to live like this for a month and see how much exercise they do. For me taking care of the house IS exercise.
Load More Replies...Netherlands: "Buy some Paracetamol and come back in a week if you're not feeling better." After a week: "Paracetamol didn't work? OK, Buy Iboprufen and come back in a week if you're not feeling better."
As someone with 2 chronic diseases, I agree, but at the same time don't agree. I agree, because it took doctors 3 years to diagnose me. One of my diseases (CRPS) is the highest (pain-wise) at the McGill Pain Scale. Because it took so long to diagnose me I would have wanted they felt what I felt, so they knew I wasn't exaggerating and it wasn't in my head. But on the other hand, the pain I am in 24/7 from both diseases, I don't even wish on my worst enemy. Not even for a second. So yeah, there's that. But I really agree with the idea!
Better yet, let's make them bleed for as long as some of us have had to. I'd kill to make them experience a 10 month period like I had. Maybe then they wouldn't call it "normal."
Load More Replies...I had a woman doctor dismiss my pain for a year and 10 months. finally I'd had enough and insisted she send me for an x-ray. I needed a new hip just as soon as a surgeon could get me scheduled. I ended up in a wheelchair within 2 weeks.
yeah some elevators have that....my office has them but agree...should be universal.
I've never heard of that. It's a good idea but maybe hasn't reached the UK.
Load More Replies...This would confound the people who push buttons multiple times because they're in a hurry.
To be fair, this should only be in public places or near a path. If you’re in a natural park and your dog goes behind a tree away from the path to do his business, it doesn’t make much sense to pick it up. Fertilizer doesn’t work if it’s in plastic bags.
Definitely. It should be only in urban areas like streets or parks. My partner picks the poo if our dogs do it in the forest. Sorry but its full of animal poo, it is natural.
Load More Replies...Absolutely 100%.behind this. I might add that if they offend three times they should hang. Their heads in shame. Disgusting individuals.
In Spain in some towns this is actually a thing and we do have a database of dogs DNA to trace owners and fine them
I can see where they were going with this one, but DNA testing isn't as fast as it appears on TV and doing this would slow things down for forensic pathologist who are trying to solve crime. But I get it, I hate when people do this too
This actually happens in...Italy? There's a place anyway where all dogs get tested for a genetic disease so it's then on file and gets used to identify and prosecute poop
Sounds good but as someone who used to work in a similar environment I can say it does not work. We had about 75 flavours (not ice cream) and had a tasting station for all. Also had a million accessories and spare parts and each device we sold had their own specific ones so it really did matter which one you needed. When the queue was too long we tried several times to tell them that those who know EXACTLY what they want, as in exact flavour and amount and specific name/type of accessories should go to one of us, those who need assistance or want to try something new to the other. EVERY single time the "I know what I want" queue comprised of people who started with "well, I want a couple of new flavours so I think I'll try all your fruity ones!" or "I need one of those doohickeys for that thing I have, I'm sure you'd know! No, of course I don't know the type of my device OR have it with me to show you. That's your job!"
In the US it's a thing. If you can, search "Curb Your Enthusiasm ice cream flavors" and that clip will show why two lines are needed in places that offer sampling.
Load More Replies...I'll never forget the woman who wanted one scoop with a bit of all 50 flavors in it. There were over a dozen in line and no other staff on yet.
Wow, here you'd just get told to pick one flavour per scoop or get out. Maybe not that rudely, but you get the gist.
Load More Replies...Similar for movie theatre snack lines. Those with 6 kids in tow should be made to have a list of what the kids want instead of asking the kids when they get to the head of the queue
I would love this I am the one with five kids and am indecisive myself It would be so great to be able to take all the time we need without feeling bad for everyone else waiting and rushing my kids
When I am in this much of a hurry for ice cream, I go to my freezer where the "Moose Tracks" flavor already is waiting for me. The Ice cream shop should not be a stressful place.
That should be acceptable. HOWEVER, it should go both ways. I am tried of being polite while a cashier ignores me and gossips with a coworker or cops an attitude.
General reminder that the phrase was originally "The customer is always right IN MATTERS OF TASTE" (caps mine). Cutting off the last part not only fundamentally changes the meaning, but also gives assholes the right to do whatever they want, and we know that never leads anywhere good.
Anyone who says the customer is always right is also the kind of person who says, "i'm not trying to be mean, but..." or I'm not racist, but.."
Load More Replies...Everyone should just try to be kind. Whichever side of the counter you're on.
An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind. I would rather live in a world where we try to treat people like Mr. Rogers did than one where we all race to the bottom. Both kindness and evil can grow exponentially. Being nice to someone else costs me nothing and I tried to make the world a better place. If they return it, the world is 3X better. If I return anger from anger, the world just became 3x worse.
Kill em with Kindness Dazzle em with BS ... No greater satisfaction than NOT lowering myself to their required level. Also I have never, would never, COULD NEVER work in the service industry. I have no filter!!! I was taught to treat people how you would want to be treated. Sooooo yeah I've been in line behind "K@ron" or 3, Sorrry all you good Karen people!!!
Load More Replies...Here's a tip. Be a costumer on your day off. Eventually you'll find a Karen. Then you can tell her everything you can't say in uniform.
But don't do this in a store/company you work at.
Load More Replies...This one is tricky. Because some people are just rude and to be honest I would never want to match that. Sometimes taking the higher ground is good for your sanity. I remember having lots of rude customers and not stooping to their level made me feel better in the end.
I feel like this is mostly a USA issue. Try being overly rude or acting all entitled in my country. Security will be escorting you out before you can say "I'm Karen" Oh and letting your kid make a mess, or yourself making a huge mess without putting stuff back? Yea that s**t won't fly here. You'll be out on your ass with a store ban to accompany you before you can blink twice
😐 Oftentimes a manager isn't there physically or mentally, so it should be acceptable for the person behind the desk or on the floor to give the customer a piece of their mind or an answer that is believable. I often feel the need to do this because people demand too much. Corpo fantasies be damned, life on the front of retail is hell!
My husband is a firm believer that everyone who works in customer service should have one "freebie" per year, ie one customer they can go off on, yell, maybe even smack. Because even if they never use it, the fear would always be there that you don't want to be the worst customer they've had that year. I'm not big on violence, but there may be something to this idea...
I upvoted this one, but "eye for an eye will make the whole world blind."
We have those in uk. When traffic is low- they will change to green by the time I get to them if there is no one going other way.
You don't have those in the US?!? In France they are pretty common, mainly when a busy street crosses a not so busy one.
I hate this. Some mornings I go in at 5 or 6. I ace just started running them. I'm not going to sit at a light for 3-4 minutes when I'm the only car on the road. Yes, I have written the city about it. More than once.
Its not pressure, it's called a loop, and it's wires detect the metal of the vehicles frame.
Many lights in the UK have pressure pads and cameras for traffic control, so it's already a thing here
Amen. Lived near a quiet intersection with the looongest light. Wanted to run it multiple times, but knew the police station was just around the corner so I didn’t dare. 😂
I was literally talking about this yesterday! Smart lights would be able to detect cars in the road, and change the lights to best suit the flow of traffic.
Knowing me I would procrastinate until June, then „relax“ during the summer until I finally put together a manuscript in december.
Basically, a sabbatical to use however you see fit. Some of us would travel, others would take some classes to get or complete a degree, yet others would write that book. Maybe someone would use the time to get in shape, or otherwise improve their health—-meaning any combination of physical, emotional, mental, and spiritual health. But the coolest part is, if you want to take the time to catch up on sleep and just generally vegetate like you haven’t been able to do in decades (like a whole year of summer vacation), that’s OK too.
Or sit on your butt and do nothing. It's your year, have fun with it!
Some people are spiritually suited for alpaca farming but do not have the practical skills to make money off of it.
Load More Replies...Clearly written pre-pandemic. I got a year off from work last year. Not fully payed but with no where to go or anything to do enough to get by. Didn't write that book. But did learn to play piano like I wanted to do since I was a kid. Nowhere near good, but who cares. I learned to read notes, and can play the basic stuff and most Disney songs. Couldn't be more exited about it.
Lol my alpacas are sitting right outside as I read this 😌 im content.
All the money that is spent on marketing and advertising saved would make products cheaper, and if the product changes are good, it will sell itself X
Yeah but there are literally thousands of products released every single day, even though majority would be useless for you there might still be something which may certainly improve your life. So advertisement is the only way for you to know it exists.
Load More Replies...There goes TV, internet, magazines, newspapers, a big chunk of the printing industry, and many, many jobs. Plus, how do you learn about new products without advertising. I hate the excessive proliferation but it has some good aspects.
Instead all the money could go toward useful jobs that help society, like more teachers, doctors, artists.
Load More Replies...I disagree. You would never know some things existed, and you might never think of it, but if you had it it would make your life ten times easier.
Skechers Arch Fit shoes were advertised during a golf tournament. My mom and husband had a pair within 2 weeks and they love them! They both have a hard time finding comfortable walking shoes.
Load More Replies...Henry Ford once said, “A man who stops advertising to save money is like a man who stops a clock to save time.”
That's just bc other people are advertising. They are doing it so I have to! But if nobody was doing it, I wouldn't need to.
Load More Replies...Most small businesses you guys claim are important would die. You’d never hear about anything new. It’d suck quickly.
I can't believe how unbelievably stupid so many of these are. A 10yr old should intuitively understand why this idea is really dumb. Also, she's saying this on social media. Social media makes its money off advertising. No advertising = no social media so maybe she doesn't get to spread her idiocy. Maybe her idea isn't so bad after all....
I resent the mindfuck to manipulate you into buying something you don’t need, can’t afford, and either will never use or will use but the damn thing falls apart almost immediately. I also don’t like being bombarded with ads I never asked to see. I wouldn’t mind it if informative advertising was on demand—-you only see it when YOU CHOOSE to ask about a specific product, or what new products have been introduced. That way, once I decide I need a new “whatever”, I can learn about what’s out there, and make an informed decision on which to purchase. Advertisers can still make commercials, but they will only be seen when requested, and will need to be as honest and informative as they can.
Boring answer: the TV companies depend on advertising revenue to fund new programmes and bid for sporting events. You could always pirate your TV and dodge the ads? Is what...um ..a friend told me.
Also websites. How else do you think your BP, Facebook, Instagram, local news site, etc etc etc is free to use? Unless you want to pay for every little service out of pocket, removing advertisements is just not feasible. Remember when texts were something like 10cents per message? Imagine that but you're paying for everything you post. More than once if it's beyond the character limit. TBH I'm glad that advertising dollars cover that.
Load More Replies...I dont mind a little bit of awareness raising marketing - sometimes i learn about a new product, service, or location that i desperately needed in my life but didnt know it
What about nightmares about past positions? Do those count too? 🤪
I solve major problems in my sleep. Countless issues and ideas over the years. in the middle of the night! Yeah. I would be nice to see a little $$!
I had a dream just recently about being at work, except in the dream I was snoozing in my office. Does it still count??
I've been retired for eight years and I still have work dreams. Who's going to pay me?
And if you dream about school, you don't get any homework
It's a lovely thought but I fear that the lure of the dark side will be too strong for many.
Channeling Bill & Ted here .... Be Excellently Nice Dudes!!! fist bump
Load More Replies...Being "nice" is just what a person presents; being "kind" is an action that comes from the heart.
True. But i don't expect strangerd to be kind to me, nice would be enough.
Load More Replies...But if you can’t be nice, don’t be rude. Be courteous, just in such a way that clearly does not welcome further interaction.
There was a guy who suggested that a couple of thousand years ago and they nailed him to a cross.
Like a personal ID coin for shopping cart..if you don't return the cart you don't have your coin back and you can't get the next cart..
Aldi in the U.S.. makes you pay .25 cents for a cart and you only get your quarter back when you return it.
Load More Replies...Or make it mandatory to help a mom out with her kids in the car and take the cart back to the store.
Some stores require you to pay a deposit that gets returned when you return it.
Make the carts debit/credit/etc card swipable from the rack like airport luggage carts. If you don't return it, you now own it and your card gets charged.
Well Aldi grocery stores make you pay for your carts and you only get your money back when you return them. I am down with this.
Dear Americans, shoppig carts with coins already exist, you just need to start using them too.
Or just a system like at the mall where you have to rent a cart using debit card with a temporary fee, return it into the stand and you get your money back. Don't return it...your charged.
Don't know, but I bet it would upset the elephants, and then where would we all be
Load More Replies...Yes, to learn patience instead of violence, and to see just how nasty people on their own side can be when they don’t even have to be (and sometimes I think some assholes do it just for shits and giggles).
Load More Replies...I've always said that kids who plan to go to college should have to put it off for a year to work at a job. They'd appreciate college and their lives alot more!
Honestly, what I’d rather see is a bigger emphasis in high school on various types of work and work experience you can gain. I’ve found work experience can get you quite far in life, while I know a lot of people trying to pay off massive student loans working in food service and retail because they went for a four year degree in something where there are no jobs and couldn’t get any work experience. When I was in high school, they told everybody that a four year degree in whatever you want was a guaranteed ticket to a good job.
Load More Replies...My husband had an idea similar to this and, although I don't remember the details, it made a lot of sense.
Or as a government worker. I don't mean Secretary of State either. I mean the person that answers the police complaint hotline, or has to order office supplies with no budget, or a city worker that is trying to fix a pothole on a residential street where 20 nosy older white women live.
And everyone should be forced to spend a year being a janitor! Janitors are people too! Their job is hard and low paying! Everyone who's never done it should be forced to against their will! And why not garbage collector?! They're people too, and their job is hard and low paying! Everyone should be forced against their will to spend a year doing that! And being a public school teacher! And a hospital orderly who has to clean bedpans and literally change people's diapers! And daycare center worker! And street sweeper! And parking lot attendant! And plumber! And mechanic!
Load More Replies...Only if they are then guaranteed a decent paying job with a future, so they never have to work in service again, unless they choose to.
Yes, the first TRULY stupid idea I have seen on this list.
Load More Replies...I'm not sure I agree with that, but I do think that taxes should be completely transparent. And it should go towards what it's meant to go towards - in the UK we pay road tax, but im prepared to bet some of that money goes towards MPs expenses and PM vanity projects. Full accountability for how that money is spent is a better idea than letting someone with only a passing interest in politics saying "my taxes should go towards deporting anyone I disagree with!" (because you KNOW that's what will happen)
I think too many important (but boring) services would be underfunded.
I agree. The food safety inspector and children's protective services shouldn't depend on people deciding they are sexy enough to deserve money.
Load More Replies...This can be done in a tax system where you get to declare what you donate to charity and the State has to refund 60% of it to you. This way you make sure at least part of your tax money funds something that makes sense for you.
Probably the most naive and sheltered suggestion I've ever seen.
I'd love to see where my money goes E.g. 35$ to the local library :)
Remember Los Angeles dumped 96 million balls into the reservoir in order to "keep water from evaporating." That was 2015 https://www.sciencealert.com/la-reservoir-shade-balls-manufacture-use-more-water-than-they-saved
I thought that they were stop the sunlight creating a reaction with bromine that leeches bromate into the water? Maybe that was a different reservoir. They might still save more water though, they do have a decent lifespan and are fully recyclable.
Load More Replies...And safe for animals white "paint" on places that used to have ice and snow. Large white artificial ice shelves too
put gutters on the sides of glaciers with pumps that pump the melting water back to the top
I think the melting water would just melt more of the snow if you did that. No offense, of course
Load More Replies...yup, change how Mother Nature works because humans are SO much smarter!!
Nah, jus' tryin'a clean up some of the mess they've already made.
Load More Replies...Well, the horn is supposed to be used only in case of emergency. If you are in an emergency, you don't need that level of stress added on top of it.
OK then a smart horn!! It's loud inside only when you use it for no reason! What do you think?
Load More Replies...The sound from motorbike exhaust should be re-injected in the helmet
What if there was a baby sleeping, or a person that was sensitive to sound? PTSD attacks? awful idea.
Come to the Netherlands where needless and prolonged use of your car horn will get you a €380 fine.
I would say if you drive drunk even just once you lose your license immediately and indefinitely!
In Hungary, if there is more alcohol in your bloood than 0% and they catch you driving, you lose your license on the spot. Not even a sip of beer allowed.
Load More Replies...No. If you don't understand that "yield" sometimes means you have to actually stop, then you should lose your license. "Yield" means YOU don't have the right of way, and need to defer to those already on the highway.
If the road's not clear then I'm not driving into the path of a speeding lorry to keep you happy.
I completely disagree with this. I have been in a situation where the oncoming traffic was packed and nobody could or would make room for me. If you held my licence over my head, instead of stopping safely and waiting for an opening, I might gunned it and accidentally clip someone causing an accident. So no, let driver's be the judge and do their best to drive safely.
Or you slam your brakes on for an off ramp while still on the f*****g highway.
If you walk in the door of a store/other public place and immediately stop, blocking said doorway, while you think about your shopping list/have a conversation/rearrange your purse/etc., you are sentenced to a Saturday afternoon class called "Other People Exist, Dipshirt."
This is the only one I took enough time to upvote. Also - riding in the left lane. Get the f*ck over!!
The lane guiding you to the highway that normal people use to accelerate so they can merge with the same speed as the traffic on the highway. Which prevents them from having to stop at the end of the on ramp and trying to merge into traffic going 90Mph while they themselves aren't even driving 15 Mph.
Load More Replies...Don’t diss PBS. I’d rather have them either televised on those shitty junk channels that cable fills your lineup with, or be On Demand, instead of filling up air time—-especially on a good channel like PBS—-that could be used for actual entertainment.
Nice! Why PBS? I'd watch it, though haven't watched the Oscars
Yeah, we have sensitive skinned people in the house and some of us actually can't use certain brands.
Load More Replies...How about requiring all toilets to come with an in built Bidet. That way people that do not own their home will at least have the option to not waste virgin growth trees by wiping their ass with them.
This should be standard. There is no reason people should not be able to expect to find one installed in any home they move into or any hotel or public restroom they visit.
Load More Replies...That would remove competition and you'd be paying 1000% more for your toilet rolls. You know that a lot of countries don't actually use toilet rolls?
I love that you assume we'd get it right the second time. That's precious.
In the United States there is a large percentage of people who are incarcerated essentially for being poor. They couldn't pay a fine and then they get put in prison.... so.....
To a wealthy person a fine is just the cost of doing the thing.
Load More Replies...This one is terrible. But jail time and fines as a proportion of wealth - THAT I could get behind. Some Scandinavian countries do that for speeding and other traffic offences, I've heard. Makes so much sense. A standard fine is just a "fee to be an asshole" for a rich person.
Definitely. Fines should be proportional to your savings/income. Its not the same to pay 100€ if you are jnemployed and struggling than if you are the major.
Load More Replies...US of A: "Great idea. Let's pay them 50 cent per hour, and we'll have workforce forever!"
They pay 6 cents an hour already so they probably wouldn’t increase the salary
Load More Replies...What if they're not physically able to work 9-5? Do we clog the system and end up filling jails with people who aren't physically able to generate enough revenue to get out? Will women be paid better in prison than outside because getting food and shelter for free while earning a realistic wage isn't an insensitive for anyone to leave prison
In the US we have a version two versions of this. Version one is pay a lawyer $6.7 million dollars and you get out of jail for rape early. The other version is you are poor and sent to a privately owned prison who makes you work for subprime wages, if they pay you, that can add time when/if they decide to do that. The state of California pays the private prisons to make the prisoners fight wildfires for free. Said prisoners are then banned from paying firefighting jobs when released due to being a felon. Both versions aren't working well for us. In both versions you are charged for court costs already.
I think there's pending legislation that would let the prison firefighters work as firefighters upon release. It's way past time that they are given the opportunity; if they do their time, and literally put their lives on the line to fight wildfires, they deserve a chance at honorable work when they get out
Load More Replies...Think this was called debtor's prison back in the day. It would certainly make an impact on the minimum wage arguments, iirc prisoners currently get extremely low wages for the work they do and use it to buy minor luxuries from the commissary. But how would you put a price on rape? How much is a black eye worth? And if time spent on a criminal's case determines their penalty, couldn't cops lollygag to extend the time people spend in jail? Who would handle the accounting to decide what crimes are worth?
I get what you are trying to say and it does make sense up to a certain point. Rich people should be stripped of their monetary amounts. But poor people already have nothing and a lot of times poor people get jailed when they really shouldn't. It will never be fair. Also what would you do with people who tortured someone? The idea of them getting getting whatever they dished out is good, but in reality, no, that's not what we want. And who would be willing to rape the rapist? Yea no, sorry, hard pass on this one
Actually, that's very similar to the system the Puritans in early New England had -- if you stole something, you'd have to pay back three times its value. If you couldn't afford that, you became an indentured servant for as long as it took to pay back the money.
Can I add that it should also be illegal to ask what you do? Everywhere, not just at parties.
If I'm interested to know a person better, I like to ask what they do in life. That leaves room for them to reply with their job, a meaningful hobby, a lifelong dream, or just a funny anecdote. I'm pretty awkward at socializing, though, so this too might be bad and I wouldn't know it...
I don't know. Sometimes that's what people are so passionate about. It's an important part of getting to know them and what they enjoy.
exactly! I don't get why it's weird. When most people find out what I do, they a)didn't even know that job existed or b)have no idea what I do so it's a topic of conversation and I love talking about my job
Load More Replies...But what if you're a party planner and you planned the party. WHAT THEN, CHRIS??
i enjoy hearing about people's work. i think it's interesting. i love sharing stuff about school, too.
I think we should follow Space Balls and just send a mega-maid to vacuum up a replacement atmosphere for us.
Except that used more electricity, which needs to be generated, which mostly increases CO2 in the atmosphere,
Except for the fact that most air conditioners release greenhouse gases...
When I was younger I used to think that's what ACs were for. Just open your windows and cool the atmosphere! Was so confused when people told me not to turn the AC on when the windows were open.
It's certainly not that simple and the US isn't evenly split. Also many "red states" are only red because those in power are messing with election laws so the political leaning of the masses might be different. There are also plenty of conservatives in "blue states"
Yep. We need to redraw districts to be squares or rectangles and be done with it. Don't have a majority anymore? Too bad, so sad.
Load More Replies...Here's a better idea: Get over it already and grow up and learn to get along with others even if you have different opinions.
a] there was something called a Civil War, b] it can't be called UNITED States anymore then
It'll be the Disunited States - will go quite well with the Disunited Kingdom.
Load More Replies...The states aren't divided into North/South anymore. Not like they used to be. To me, the division seems to be more Urban/Rural than anything else.
It should be written into the constitution: 1 citizen = 1 vote. With gerrymandering some votes, generally red, are given more weight and importance. Plus every person who pays their taxes should get a vote. Includes people who want to be citizens and are contributing when they don't have to. Plus it keeps selfish bad eggs out. e.g. Trump
OK, then how about creating a kind of Molokai to contain all the anti-vaxxers and COVID deniers in one inaccessible place, so the rest of us can stay healthy, cure more diseases, and keep the already eradicated ones where they belong—-in the past.
There's a reason the US swing states (outside of the stupidity of the electoral college after telegraph was invented) are swing states. Florida for example. They have large rural and anti-communist/conservative voting cuban communities as well as large groups of inner city and NY transplant democratic voters. These states are often microcosms of the nation as a whole - diverse groups that need to come together for a consensus.
But the South (red states) can't survive without the tax $$ from the north (blue states). so i say "Let them go."
The south can survive just fine without the north. We have the agriculture, military, nasa, fishing industry, oil, etc. This isn't 1865.
Load More Replies...Can't remember where is was, but in a town in Europe everyone parked with their handbrake off so people could move the other cars back and forth as they parked or pulled away so they could all fit in
And on a hill, they will all roll one place down when a car pulls out. ;-)
Load More Replies...How about stop building houses and apartments with zero thought about where those people will park, and how the increase of traffic in the area will affect things
And if you have a designated parking spot in a parking lot you have to part there. Even if there is a better one in the common parking. If not, you are taking two spaces with one car.
If both pumps at the gas station are vacant, pull up to the further one so somebody can fill up at the other one.
'cous' is slang for cousin where I come from and you use it like dude, mate, etc. "Hey cous, want to go to the movies". I read it that way so I was wondering what the author had against his family.
I dunno about this one...Imagine that many people getting the munchies...The Doritos factory couldn't keep up with demand.
F**k your stinky stuff; I just want a housing market that hasn’t been described as a human rights crisis. (To be clear, I don’t care if other people smoke it and I think it should be legal, but keep it away from me.)
Lol I used Murder Death Kill in a conversation the other day.
Load More Replies...cybernetics - little windscreen wiper that pops out and scrapes off the poop. LOL
Load More Replies...We have for example self cleaning eyes. Would you like to cry from your butt till it's clean?
Cry from your butt... omg I know I shouldn't find this as funny as I do, but I'm dying here. Literally got a visual of a butt pouting and bawling it's little brown eye out like a baby hahahaha
Load More Replies...this would mean that (recycable) resources would no longer available and would be a bad idea in the long run. So I am in favor of not letting garbage arise in the first place. For example, with less packaging material, fewer plastic bags, more reusable instead of disposable.
BUT! The projected trash would block the sun and lessen global warming. You're welcome. Follow me for more tips.
Load More Replies...The feasibility of this has already been examined. Long story short: it costs way more than you think it does. And, if one of the rockets exploded on launch (which happens a lot more than you realize)...garbage goes everywhere. See https://www.forbes.com/sites/startswithabang/2019/09/20/this-is-why-we-dont-shoot-earths-garbage-into-the-sun/
This solving the problem once and for all ONCE AND FOR ALL!
Load More Replies...what is countries ACTUALLY did recycling and stop making/selling products that were NOT recyclable? Sue them all!!
Unfortunately there's something nicknamed the Tyranny of the Rocket equation. For every 1lb you want to send to space, you need x lb of propellant. To get it off the ground, you now need enough propellant to lift both the original 1lb plus the x lb of propellant you needed in the first place plus its own weight. This paradox keeps going until you reach a point that is very expensive. Right now it takes ~22 lb of propellant to get 1lb just to low earth orbit. Furthermore, rocket fuel isn't known for its eco-friendly exhaust. You''ll produce less air pollution (don't do this!) burning a 22lb tire than using 484lb of rocket fuel just to get it to the space station.
was that a unsolved mystery reference or a marvel reference?
Load More Replies...Too many people willing to pay $5 to scream into the void. Those who wouldn't pay are already not on it. Won't help.
I don‘t understand what that’s supposed to help? Is that about people who have multiple Twitter accounts to spread some kind of propaganda? If so, they‘d gladly spend that money.
Think it's to try and un-cesspit twitter. Don't think it would do that, proably turn it into a worse cesspit.
Load More Replies...This would not limit your right to free speech as there are many other ways to utter your opionion, like speaking. Publishing a book is not free, publishing an article in a newspaper is not free. Twitter is a private company and can charge whatever they want, according to their business model. I don't really have an opionion on this, as I don't like or use Twitter.
Load More Replies...What about stall doors reaching down to the floor just like regular doors?
I live in Italy.. I've been in Spain.. France..Switzerland.. Germany.. Japan.. Mexico...USA. these is only one country where the stalls have the lower gap..there is your answer...
Load More Replies...Who is checking the toilets to see where their staff or colleagues are?! Sounds like an environment you need to leave!
And when you pull on a 'bathroom boot' to find someone used it instead of the toilet? /shudder
Sometimes! As a bartender peeing might be the only time you sit for many hours! Or if you work in a call center to cry or for a crappy boss, cry! Can you tell I've hid in some bathrooms?
Load More Replies...You know how there are about 7 and something billion people not living in the US and not having this problem? How about you do something about the rules and regulations in your own country. It's all so big on privacy, surely you can do somehting about it. Just don't blame the rest of the world please
But this post isn't about that, it's about hiding in the stall, and just wanting to be left alone rather than coworkers recognizing your shoes
Load More Replies...Bathroom doors don't reach reach the floor to purposely make uncomfortable so they will spend less time in their.
But...wouldn't that then make you a middle lane driver? Or just get rid of the middle lane altogether if people aren't allowed to use it?
We could say the same for left lane users, too.
Load More Replies...Overtake them. They're annoying and (in some countries) committing an offence), but they're in the middle so go past. Most people that get super-irate about them are speeders who want the people "only" going 10mph over the limit to be able to move over
Yeah people would get slips in the mail like jury duty. THAT would be true civil service.
Given how much people complain now about the President we actually DO choose as a nation, as now we suggest that absolutely anybody could randomly be President for six months? I'm sorry, but this idea would not be a useful/helpful change. Case in point, my former coworker who would actually say he was so sick of foreigners in his country that they ought to just nuke all of Mexico to stop them coming in; Sure, let's give him access to the missiles, what could go wrong?
Imagine Cletus getting in. No tax on bud light or pickup trucks, lower the age of consent to five for goats, straw hat and denim dungarees as national uniform. It's a yes from me.
What's the age of consent for goats now?! Asking for a friend.
Load More Replies...Pretty sure something like that happened in Ancient Greece. Everyone (free and male, that is, but regardless of class, wealth or experience) got to serve once members of the Ekklessia, or Assembly of Cities.
No. If I honked because you nearly ran me off the road, it shouldn't cost me; it should cost you.
As my driving instructor said: It's stupid to use one hand to honk when you need two hands to steer to avoid the moron.
Load More Replies...I'd have about $5 less every time I went to town. Sometimes the deer and turkeys just stand there and mock me.
If some road rager is willing to push you into a ditch because you cut them off, you really think .25 will stop their behavior?
Horn honking is actually illegal in some U.S. states for any reason other than safety.
Since I live in a place where people often don't look before pulling out of their driveways, no. Keep the horns. Some people are idiots.
Load More Replies...Sounds a lot like 'force the poor to do filthy horrible jobs and pay them a pittance'. Is that you, China?
It sounds like you mistakenly think that those receiving gov't assistance are just being lazy. That's a horrible and damaging stereotype that rich people have sold you. They get you to believe their lies so that they don't have to pay taxes and you blame poor people. Go volunteer at your local food bank and get back to me, 'Cheeman.'
And stop corporations from spilling microplastics all over the place. Signed, Someone who painstakingly picked that s**t off the bank of an estuary with a pair of tweezers.
Load More Replies...Oh okay, so we don't want them learning new skills or job searching?
Maybe there should be more public schemes that encourage anyone to join in projects that benefit their local environment
Yes!! That would be amazing! But it can't be that the government is trying to recruit some volunteers so they don't have to pay them a salary.
Load More Replies...Seems like it just justifies the litter bugs to continue their bad behavior…
Due to automation and robots, humans does not need to work as much as before. Humans being unemployed should be the norm. You shouldn't put the burden on them. Big companies who fired everyone to buy robots should be the one giving checks.
I don't know about other places but in my state they have programs we call "work for the dole" where the person does work to receive their payment. Not everyone has to do it though. Not sure how Centrelink decides who has to do it.
I like that idea actually, but to be fair... I'm not really a fan of mankind anyways
Load More Replies...What happens when the relocated polar bears eat all the penguins?
Actually— there’s a kernel of a good idea in there. If the ice is melting anyway, collect it before it can mix with the ocean and become salt water, then give that to countries that need water. Except that the reason they need water is because it costs too much to get it… but collecting it from the ice caps would increase the amount of great water available, therefore lowering the price. Or so one would hope.
Mad Maxish? lol Some movie with all water civilizations?
Load More Replies...It's not clear why you think that deliberately melting ice will stop global warming. Collecting meltwater from ice and icebergs that are going to melt anyway may help nations that are suffering from droughts, but it's not going to make any impact on global warming. Animals that are adapted to arctic life are not going to last long in the antarctic -- they may seem similar on the service, but the hunting strategies are different and the imported animals may destroy the antarctic native species.
I have one! Stop Bored Panda commenters from leaving humorless pedantic replies on posts that are clearly tongue in cheek.
some pf these actually harms the earth in the long run, but they DID ASK for their dumbest ideas, soooo
Best silly idea I heard that seemed valid was by Chris Rock. He suggested bullets should cost some ridiculous amount of money each. That way if someone shot a person you know it wasn't by accident.
My dumb idea is to mount a knife blade in the steering wheel connected to the bumper so if a car driver hits a pedestrian, the driver gets stabbed. There are too many accidents from drivers who get no punishment at all when they just say "I didn't see him" -- if the driver was in just as much danger as the pedestrian, they'd actually look for pedestrians. I've had many close calls from drivers approaching a red light and rolling through to make a right turn on red and didn't even see me already in the cross walk because they were only looking for cars, not pedestrians.
Try not assuming that people were being careless, and simply legit didn't see you. Honest mistakes do happen, you know. Also, if it is happening "many times" it is very possible the problem is in fact with the commonality the incidents share...you. If the light is red, you shouldn't be crossing, dumbass.
Load More Replies...The "No Money Party". Create a political party in the United States whose sole purpose is to prove that a candidate can get elected to a federal office (Rep or Sen) with zero political contributions. It would be based purely on social media and volunteers could print out posters or post online. The candidate would be completely neutral and base all of their decisions on polling results. The party would be disbanded after achieving its goal. It would be a purely philosophical test and, if successful would weaken the power that money has over our elections.
Be a kind human being to make up for the oxygen you are sucking up in the atmosphere
Ok absolutely mad idea for here in the USA but employees are encouraged to talk about their wages to help ensure fair and equitable wages for everyone according to their experience and skills, not according to who management hangs out with on lunch.
Those who deny pandemics and are anti vaxxers should not be treated for the diseases they deny existed or refuse to be vaccinated for. Those who cannot be vaccinated due to previous health conditions are exempt.
Ok here's my idea. We already have the ability to grow ears on the backs of rats so why not make little photosynthesizers that can be tattooed onto our backs and shoulders in cool designs so that the majority of our energy could be generated directly from sunlight? Of course we would still eat occasionally for fun and take in all our essential vitamins and protein and stuff but it would make a huge impact on reducing our food-related footprint on the planet.
Ok. SO hear me out. Phone companies are seriously sleeping on a "projector mode" for phones. It could come out of the flashlight, and they can basically cast their phone screen onto any surface. It would be better for your eyes, cause you're not looking directly into the screen, and do you REALIZE how much people would rather buy a phone over a whole projector and screen so they can use it twice a year. And it would be so much more portable!
I have one! Stop Bored Panda commenters from leaving humorless pedantic replies on posts that are clearly tongue in cheek.
some pf these actually harms the earth in the long run, but they DID ASK for their dumbest ideas, soooo
Best silly idea I heard that seemed valid was by Chris Rock. He suggested bullets should cost some ridiculous amount of money each. That way if someone shot a person you know it wasn't by accident.
My dumb idea is to mount a knife blade in the steering wheel connected to the bumper so if a car driver hits a pedestrian, the driver gets stabbed. There are too many accidents from drivers who get no punishment at all when they just say "I didn't see him" -- if the driver was in just as much danger as the pedestrian, they'd actually look for pedestrians. I've had many close calls from drivers approaching a red light and rolling through to make a right turn on red and didn't even see me already in the cross walk because they were only looking for cars, not pedestrians.
Try not assuming that people were being careless, and simply legit didn't see you. Honest mistakes do happen, you know. Also, if it is happening "many times" it is very possible the problem is in fact with the commonality the incidents share...you. If the light is red, you shouldn't be crossing, dumbass.
Load More Replies...The "No Money Party". Create a political party in the United States whose sole purpose is to prove that a candidate can get elected to a federal office (Rep or Sen) with zero political contributions. It would be based purely on social media and volunteers could print out posters or post online. The candidate would be completely neutral and base all of their decisions on polling results. The party would be disbanded after achieving its goal. It would be a purely philosophical test and, if successful would weaken the power that money has over our elections.
Be a kind human being to make up for the oxygen you are sucking up in the atmosphere
Ok absolutely mad idea for here in the USA but employees are encouraged to talk about their wages to help ensure fair and equitable wages for everyone according to their experience and skills, not according to who management hangs out with on lunch.
Those who deny pandemics and are anti vaxxers should not be treated for the diseases they deny existed or refuse to be vaccinated for. Those who cannot be vaccinated due to previous health conditions are exempt.
Ok here's my idea. We already have the ability to grow ears on the backs of rats so why not make little photosynthesizers that can be tattooed onto our backs and shoulders in cool designs so that the majority of our energy could be generated directly from sunlight? Of course we would still eat occasionally for fun and take in all our essential vitamins and protein and stuff but it would make a huge impact on reducing our food-related footprint on the planet.
Ok. SO hear me out. Phone companies are seriously sleeping on a "projector mode" for phones. It could come out of the flashlight, and they can basically cast their phone screen onto any surface. It would be better for your eyes, cause you're not looking directly into the screen, and do you REALIZE how much people would rather buy a phone over a whole projector and screen so they can use it twice a year. And it would be so much more portable!
