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The brain is a truly fantastic thing. The same organ that’s capable of controlling a myriad of passive as well as active bodily functions, comprehending elaborately complex concepts, and providing a unique kind of sentience is also the organ that often slips us a dumb idea. Or two. OK, much more.

But, hey, not all ideas are dumb, despite you thinking so. A curious Twitter user by the name of Bijan asked the internet what’s the dumbest idea people ever had, but are nevertheless convinced it’d still make the world a better place for all.

Image credits: bijanstephen

Bored Panda has collected some of the best responses from the viral thread and created a curated list for you to enjoy. Vote, comment, and why not tell us some of your ideas in the comment section below!

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Ginny Weasly
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

OMG, this should be a thing!

Niall Mac Iomera
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Mark Robert has a video on YT about this. He calls it a chirp.

Yvette Desmarais
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Also, a Thank You tone for when people let you in line or whatever.

JitkaBlitka
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I thank by blinking the emergency lights once, and I thought it's kinda universal thank you sign, saw that multiple times done by others... but I would definitely like the 'i am sorry' sign, oh boy, I would use it a lot

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White Paper Tsuru
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm kind of surprised the Canadians haven't invented this already!

Michael Vickery
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've seen a car that was made in the forties that had a "town and country" horn that made a quieter beep in the city and a louder one for the country.

Crazy Dog Lady
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I total honked at this guy who wasn't doing what he was supposed to. But I shouldn't have because it wasn't a big deal. I tried to wave at him to say "hey, I'm sorry for being an angry jerk" and he flipped me off. Maybe I could have apologized less like a moron with this horn!

K Killian
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The "womp womp" sound seems appropriate.

Bruce Ferrier
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Then there's the f*ck you horn and the shut up horn...

Beth Arriaga
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ok mine is a U Turn signal. So when you're at a left turn light, you'll know if the person in front of you is planning to go left or to whip around and make a u turn. Would save so much hassle and rear-end collisions. Please; take my idea and make it a reality!!

Laura Ann
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I totally agree! I've thought the same thing for years! How do we make it happen?!

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Donny Cromwell
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would totally buy one! Even if I was embarrassed about it. I would basically be admitting that "yeah, I'm THAT guy"

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    Foxxy (The Original)
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I also think they should live on an "average" wage for a year or two so they understand what the average person/family have to go through.

    Robert T
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or better still, minimum or living wage and then they can see just how hard it is.

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    MrsC
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Make congress live on min wage for a year with no benefits to see what it is like.

    CP
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Adding barriers to vote is not a good idea. There are enough as it is.

    Bryn
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's extremely abelist to believe that everyone is capable of working in such capacity.

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    Night Owl
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love this idea. Actually, I think it should be mandatory for everyone to work in the service industry at least for a year as their first job

    T Lee Mac
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In order to graduate high school in Ontario you must do a minimum of 40 hours of community service.

    Hot Babushka
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YESS! and there might not be as many people willing to vote/run for office anymore bc they think they're just sooo important, which is good too bc then theres no more a-hole governors, senators, presidents, ect.

    Zaza
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Before you can eat out and before you will be allowed to leave a review

    Gurnox
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For everyone! See also 'live in a shared house'

    Vicky Z
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would be glad even if they had worked ANYWHERE for a year in their life! In my country we have "politicians" from their teenage years until they enter the parliament and haven't worked in their entire life!

    Alex Nelson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wouldn't work. Either Daddy buys a McDonalds franchise or you get people arguing how being an influencer IS a service job. Maybe do what Israel or Germany do and mandate a few years of service, only instead of military or caring for elderly, its doing third shift 711 in a bad neighborhood.

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    Bacony Cakes
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Legalize weed across the states, tax it, and use that money to repair the roads. Call it Operation Pothole.

    LivingTheDream
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have 30 years clean and sober. Having lived as an addict and watched newcomers come in and out over the years, I can definitively say ..Nope, Wouldn't work. Addicts will not stop stealing. Taxable means more expensive thus still having a market for illegal drugs that are non taxed and cheaper. Making them legal means regulations that the cartel will just avoid thus continuing drug smuggling and illegal sales. Legalization is a pipe dream. Making it easier for addicts to use NEVER makes the problem go away.

    Random Panda
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would this really stop people from stealing though? The reason they steal is to get money to buy drugs and that wouldn't really change if they were legal.

    H Edwards
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look into countries where drugs are legalized or decriminalized. Portugal is a good example. It never solves the problems entirely, but overall drug use and related crime goes down.

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    Eslamala
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Drugs should be legal and taxed. I don't think it would stop cartels, though.

    Niall Mac Iomera
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It would. Bootleggers stopped after prohibition.

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    Foxxy (The Original)
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I agree. There would be soooo much more benefits legalising drugs than the risks. The governments are currently fighting a war they cannot win.

    Tristan J
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That depends how you define winning, and close inspection of why they ended up creating a war on drugs. The links between organised crime, political power and commercial influence are closer than is comfortable. Legalising and taxing pretty much all drugs seems a no brainer if they were serious about crime and health (perhaps with some initial regulation of where it can be sold).

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    Sharon Crew
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I live in Portugal. All our drugs have been decriminalised and it’s has significantly lowered drug use. Though we do not tax them and sell them.

    Night Owl
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not just decriminalization that lowered the drug use. The addicts were also offered help (and no judgment) and addiction started to be looked at as a medical (and social) problem that needed to be solved instead of as a moral failing that needed to be punished. At least that's what I've heard

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    Bob Belcher
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And use some of the funds for safe injection centers that also help curb addiction. They already do this in Canada.

    Aisling Raye
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not to mention the impact it could have on accidental overdose.

    Bear42212
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are ridiculous, legalized drugs wouldn't cut down on accidental overdoses. By the way only druggies want drugs legalized.

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    H Edwards
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are some people who have been saying this for decades. Some countries have even made steps towards it.

    Jackie Porter
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They've decriminilised drugs in Portugal and plow all the money they would use to fight drugs into paying for rehab for users and apparently this is working very well, drug use is lower and so is crime linked to drugs.

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    Foxxy (The Original)
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Definitely, and for crying out loud ride in single file, not 2-3+ abreast.

    Adrian
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    2 abreast is safer. Single file and car drivers will squeeze past even when really unsafe to do so. Then swerve in when they realise not enough room.

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    Robert T
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And they have to pull over and let other traffic past if there are more than say six cars behind them (this is actually the law for tractors in Scotland).

    AdamKingXV
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I assume your plan also includes increased fines for drivers parking/standing in a bike lane, mandatory minimum fines for any driver or passenger "dooring" a cyclist they didn't check for before exiting their car, and an overall increase in bike lanes and paths in all cities.

    ThePracticalSarcastic
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this needs to be higher up on the list. wanna act like a car? get fined like a car.

    Uncommon Boston
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I asked a cyclist why he was taking up one full lane of traffic and ignoring the bike lane, during rush hour. Both lanes of traffic and the bike lane were full. He told me it was faster to ride down the middle of one of the traffic lanes and it was legal. I asked if next time the traffic lanes were full, if I could use the bike lane for my SUV -- it would be faster. He threw a serious fit in CVS. Bicyclists do not understand respect. If you zip through intersections against the light, hitting pedestrians, and getting much too close to cars, others will see you as the problem. Throwing your bicycle at a car, as it were a car accident to make a point is extremely upsetting to others. Who is going to vote for pro-bike rules if this is how you treat others. Running a red light may be safe for you, but what about the collisions between the cars you cut off? Based on the actions of probably just a few riders, many people dislike them. Hit people with the right of way, then blame them?

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    Vicky Z
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Two days ago i was almost ran over by a bike that passed with a red light!! What's this thing that they feel that the lights for the cars are not for them too?

    Brendan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OR - here's a radical idea: encourage drivers to cycle (when possible). It would help the environment, it would result in fewer road accidents, and fewer injuries/deaths to animals.

    cugel
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better yet, you can't get car licence until you've done six months on a bike. Be exposed to the torrent of crappy drivers, then come home, hop on the internet, and witness said crappy drivers whine how it's always someone else's fault. https://www.sbs.com.au/news/the-feed/drivers-to-blame-for-4-5-accidents-with-cyclists-report-finds

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    J van Der Kuil
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just get all the cardrivers out of their cars and let them cycle. Problem solved, welcome in the Netherlands! 🥳

    Chich
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nice idea but does not work if you live outside a city. Going to make 6 x 1 hour long trips to bring the groceries home?

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    Scagsy
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't believe they don't already have to have insurance. Cyclists have killed people and caused accidents. They should be held to account for bad driving just like motorists are.

    Andrew Gibb
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How many people have cyclists killed? If you cycle you are 15 times more likely to be killed than if you drive a car. Cyclists are held to account- just as car drivers are. Read this: https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/cycle-safety-laws-new-kim-briggs-death-warning-against-witch-hunt-a7960291.html

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    Trillian
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup and distance meters so every car gets fined that passes me at less than the legal 1.5 meters

    Tracy Sellars
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes and fines for cyclists who on joint pathways barrel down nearly knocking down pedestrians. This what really annoys me cyclist complain about they ways cars disregard their safety but they do the same to pedestrians.

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    Kathryn Baylis
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I cycle, I stay to the side of the road, use proper hand signals when turning, and respect red lights and stop signs—-because I am not stupid or egotistical. I know for a fact that I will lose if I try to compete with a car.

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    Foxxy (The Original)
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well in Australia it is illegal to ask a breastfeeding mother to leave or move elsewhere etc. Doesn't matter if she is feeding in the middle of a shopping centre, a restaurant etc. From my observations, it seems that other women are the ones that complain about breastfeeding in public, a lot more than men do.

    K Witmer
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's illegal in the states too but boy do people love to try to get women kicked out and shamed

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    Cactus McCoy
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who really cares about mothers breastfeeding? How can you be offended by it?

    JennyLaRue
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are a surprising amount of people who can't deal with women using their breasts for their intended purpose.

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    Mike Crow
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Women have also complained about breastfeeding. Mother’s should be allowed to breastfeed without being targeted by anyone.

    noralin
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They should be able to breast feed somewhere private, not expose themselves in public.

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    suzanne van Doorn
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you can eat anywhere you want, why can 't my baby? I breastfeed my baby whenever she's hungry. Don't care where I'm at or who might be offended. Don't like it? Look the other way!

    Eslamala
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't that the norm in most western countries? Women breastfeed anywhere. At least in the places I've lived in

    JennyLaRue
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Locking complainants in a room is still frowned upon though

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    backatya
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it must be typical woman was behind this posting. Why is he being a creep for not wanting to having women doing this in public?

    ljtagge
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I believe in England, pregnant women can pee wherever they want? Confirmation?

    Kye
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do you assume it's only men that have an issue with breastfeeding? I've seen more women complain than men.

    JJM
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I may be old fashioned but I think it should be a private thing....not in public.

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    Danielle Terese
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one makes me so sad, especially because of how women and PoC are so much more routinely dismissed, leading to sometimes dire consequences.

    Ellie J
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was dismissed as being mentally ill for 18 months, in which time I had become so unwell I could no longer support my own weight. I would vomit hundreds (no exaggeration) times a day. I knew there was something seriously wrong with me, but because of how I was treated I had almost resigned myself to the idea that I would only be proved right, that there was something wrong, at my post mortem. Luckily, one doctor went against everything the other doctors were saying and prescribed me medication. I now know if he hadn't, I would be dead. He risked his job to save my life. I'm unfortunately on steroids for the rest of my life, but even three years post diagnosis, I still find myself some days thinking 'maybe they were right, maybe it is all in my head' medical gaslighting does not get spoken about enough

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    ekBar57
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i went to a doctor for my knees 3 years ago. she told me i was out of shape and making it up so i didn't have to run for field hockey because she "sees goalies all the time who do this". i went back 2 months ago and got diagnosed with severe tendonitis and osgood schlatters. i wouldn't have a 3 year old continuously irritated injury if she believed me before it hurt to walk. i cant play at the level i want to anymore because of her. :(

    Crazy Dog Lady
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As someone who takes SSRI's it'd be great if the prescribing doctor had to take them and then stop taking them to see what it's like. More than once I've been told that a specific drug doesn't cause withdrawal issues when I am in the middle of said withdrawal symptoms. I'm 46 doctor and have been taking meds since my 20's-I think I know!

    Lauren Caswell
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh god ssri and snri withdrawals are unbelievable right? I can feel it if I take my dose a few hours late. And once in hospital they didn't give me my pills for 6 weeks, and I ended up having 'locked in' syndrome after a coma. They finally realised, restarted my pills and on the third day I unlocked while I was sleeping coz I woke up and I could move! I can't believe they wouldn't take a med like that seriously in a hospital 🤦‍♀️ you're so right, if they knew just what it did to your mind and body they might not be so flippant

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    Ozacoter
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This so much. I have chronic pain and fatigue and a ton of chronic illneses. If I walk more than 2k steps a day (so about 30m counting from the moment I wake up) I have severe pain the next hours or days. My GP recommended me to "plan an activity a day, like doing grocieries or hiking". I just told her that walking the 15m up and down from the bus to her clinic brought me 3 days of severe pain. But sure lets go hiking...

    Ozacoter
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then my psychiatrist tells me that my pain is due to not exercising and i need to do more. After I tell her about all of this and how doing the very basic house chores already brings me pain. They both deserve to live like this for a month and see how much exercise they do. For me taking care of the house IS exercise.

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    WilvanderHeijden
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Netherlands: "Buy some Paracetamol and come back in a week if you're not feeling better." After a week: "Paracetamol didn't work? OK, Buy Iboprufen and come back in a week if you're not feeling better."

    Auntiecorn
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As someone with 2 chronic diseases, I agree, but at the same time don't agree. I agree, because it took doctors 3 years to diagnose me. One of my diseases (CRPS) is the highest (pain-wise) at the McGill Pain Scale. Because it took so long to diagnose me I would have wanted they felt what I felt, so they knew I wasn't exaggerating and it wasn't in my head. But on the other hand, the pain I am in 24/7 from both diseases, I don't even wish on my worst enemy. Not even for a second. So yeah, there's that. But I really agree with the idea!

    Vicky Z
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's make gynecologists have double pain we feel what do you think?

    lazy panda
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better yet, let's make them bleed for as long as some of us have had to. I'd kill to make them experience a 10 month period like I had. Maybe then they wouldn't call it "normal."

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    Lily Mae Kitty
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a woman doctor dismiss my pain for a year and 10 months. finally I'd had enough and insisted she send me for an x-ray. I needed a new hip just as soon as a surgeon could get me scheduled. I ended up in a wheelchair within 2 weeks.

    T Lee Mac
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the people who decide disability/SS/CPPDisability so they know it’s real and no I can’t work.

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    ThePracticalSarcastic
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah some elevators have that....my office has them but agree...should be universal.

    Owiella Freddie
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It works until you consider the toddler factor.

    Kirk Cedrick
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You just double press them to undo a floor level.

    Mary Peace
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've never heard of that. It's a good idea but maybe hasn't reached the UK.

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    user4517
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kidd would have nothing fun to do in an elevator.

    Al Christensen
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This would confound the people who push buttons multiple times because they're in a hurry.

    brukernavn340
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do you make a button depressed?

    Wandaluzt
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell it that its rubbish at its job

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    BluEyedSeoulite
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most recent elevators do this. It is really nice

    Stijn Kraft
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kids will get really annoying with this :D

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    Trillian
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also cigarette butts. Triple fine if left on playground.

    memyselfandI
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, this should only be in public places or near a path. If you’re in a natural park and your dog goes behind a tree away from the path to do his business, it doesn’t make much sense to pick it up. Fertilizer doesn’t work if it’s in plastic bags.

    Ozacoter
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Definitely. It should be only in urban areas like streets or parks. My partner picks the poo if our dogs do it in the forest. Sorry but its full of animal poo, it is natural.

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    Scagsy
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Absolutely 100%.behind this. I might add that if they offend three times they should hang. Their heads in shame. Disgusting individuals.

    Sandra Makwana
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Spain in some towns this is actually a thing and we do have a database of dogs DNA to trace owners and fine them

    Jennifer Norton
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can see where they were going with this one, but DNA testing isn't as fast as it appears on TV and doing this would slow things down for forensic pathologist who are trying to solve crime. But I get it, I hate when people do this too

    Neil Bidle
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This actually happens in...Italy? There's a place anyway where all dogs get tested for a genetic disease so it's then on file and gets used to identify and prosecute poop

    Dave P
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    already done in certain places where they requite a dog DNA sample before getting a dog licence.

    DANIELLE Rivest
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I definitely do not have the same DNA as my dog.

    Bump
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They have this in Gibraltar too.

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    Ben
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trying flavors doesn't exists here.

    Lousha
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds good but as someone who used to work in a similar environment I can say it does not work. We had about 75 flavours (not ice cream) and had a tasting station for all. Also had a million accessories and spare parts and each device we sold had their own specific ones so it really did matter which one you needed. When the queue was too long we tried several times to tell them that those who know EXACTLY what they want, as in exact flavour and amount and specific name/type of accessories should go to one of us, those who need assistance or want to try something new to the other. EVERY single time the "I know what I want" queue comprised of people who started with "well, I want a couple of new flavours so I think I'll try all your fruity ones!" or "I need one of those doohickeys for that thing I have, I'm sure you'd know! No, of course I don't know the type of my device OR have it with me to show you. That's your job!"

    Thomas Sweda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where do you live that they let you try flavors?

    Micah
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the US it's a thing. If you can, search "Curb Your Enthusiasm ice cream flavors" and that clip will show why two lines are needed in places that offer sampling.

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    Rose the Cook
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll never forget the woman who wanted one scoop with a bit of all 50 flavors in it. There were over a dozen in line and no other staff on yet.

    I want cake
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, here you'd just get told to pick one flavour per scoop or get out. Maybe not that rudely, but you get the gist.

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    Anne Mitchell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Similar for movie theatre snack lines. Those with 6 kids in tow should be made to have a list of what the kids want instead of asking the kids when they get to the head of the queue

    Jessica Aubé
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would love this I am the one with five kids and am indecisive myself It would be so great to be able to take all the time we need without feeling bad for everyone else waiting and rushing my kids

    Robert Thompson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I am in this much of a hurry for ice cream, I go to my freezer where the "Moose Tracks" flavor already is waiting for me. The Ice cream shop should not be a stressful place.

    Omi bub
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the UK we do not have any of this 'trying flavours' BS. If you asked you would just be told to piss off

    Chich
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ALL stores should have two lines. One specially for those who don't engage their brain until the get to the front.

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    Fraaankdog Report

    Stille20
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That should be acceptable. HOWEVER, it should go both ways. I am tried of being polite while a cashier ignores me and gossips with a coworker or cops an attitude.

    KatHat
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    General reminder that the phrase was originally "The customer is always right IN MATTERS OF TASTE" (caps mine). Cutting off the last part not only fundamentally changes the meaning, but also gives assholes the right to do whatever they want, and we know that never leads anywhere good.

    Stille20
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone who says the customer is always right is also the kind of person who says, "i'm not trying to be mean, but..." or I'm not racist, but.."

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    Panda-riffic
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyone should just try to be kind. Whichever side of the counter you're on.

    Two_rolling_black_eyes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind. I would rather live in a world where we try to treat people like Mr. Rogers did than one where we all race to the bottom. Both kindness and evil can grow exponentially. Being nice to someone else costs me nothing and I tried to make the world a better place. If they return it, the world is 3X better. If I return anger from anger, the world just became 3x worse.

    Gabby M
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kill em with Kindness Dazzle em with BS ... No greater satisfaction than NOT lowering myself to their required level. Also I have never, would never, COULD NEVER work in the service industry. I have no filter!!! I was taught to treat people how you would want to be treated. Sooooo yeah I've been in line behind "K@ron" or 3, Sorrry all you good Karen people!!!

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    Telmo Belo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here's a tip. Be a costumer on your day off. Eventually you'll find a Karen. Then you can tell her everything you can't say in uniform.

    Jennifer Norton
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one is tricky. Because some people are just rude and to be honest I would never want to match that. Sometimes taking the higher ground is good for your sanity. I remember having lots of rude customers and not stooping to their level made me feel better in the end.

    Zaza
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like this is mostly a USA issue. Try being overly rude or acting all entitled in my country. Security will be escorting you out before you can say "I'm Karen" Oh and letting your kid make a mess, or yourself making a huge mess without putting stuff back? Yea that s**t won't fly here. You'll be out on your ass with a store ban to accompany you before you can blink twice

    Vermillion Ace #443
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😐 Oftentimes a manager isn't there physically or mentally, so it should be acceptable for the person behind the desk or on the floor to give the customer a piece of their mind or an answer that is believable. I often feel the need to do this because people demand too much. Corpo fantasies be damned, life on the front of retail is hell!

    Parmeisan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband is a firm believer that everyone who works in customer service should have one "freebie" per year, ie one customer they can go off on, yell, maybe even smack. Because even if they never use it, the fear would always be there that you don't want to be the worst customer they've had that year. I'm not big on violence, but there may be something to this idea...

    Robert Thompson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I upvoted this one, but "eye for an eye will make the whole world blind."

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    Monika Rhodes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have those in uk. When traffic is low- they will change to green by the time I get to them if there is no one going other way.

    Rod Egret
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You don't have those in the US?!? In France they are pretty common, mainly when a busy street crosses a not so busy one.

    Susan Bosse
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate this. Some mornings I go in at 5 or 6. I ace just started running them. I'm not going to sit at a light for 3-4 minutes when I'm the only car on the road. Yes, I have written the city about it. More than once.

    Chris Zaydel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its not pressure, it's called a loop, and it's wires detect the metal of the vehicles frame.

    Neil Bidle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Many lights in the UK have pressure pads and cameras for traffic control, so it's already a thing here

    GoldfishCrackers
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Amen. Lived near a quiet intersection with the looongest light. Wanted to run it multiple times, but knew the police station was just around the corner so I didn’t dare. 😂

    Green Machine
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was literally talking about this yesterday! Smart lights would be able to detect cars in the road, and change the lights to best suit the flow of traffic.

    Stijn Kraft
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's been a thing for decades in the Netherlands :)

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    René Studer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Knowing me I would procrastinate until June, then „relax“ during the summer until I finally put together a manuscript in december.

    Stephanie IV
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well done, I consider that year to be seized.

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    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Basically, a sabbatical to use however you see fit. Some of us would travel, others would take some classes to get or complete a degree, yet others would write that book. Maybe someone would use the time to get in shape, or otherwise improve their health—-meaning any combination of physical, emotional, mental, and spiritual health. But the coolest part is, if you want to take the time to catch up on sleep and just generally vegetate like you haven’t been able to do in decades (like a whole year of summer vacation), that’s OK too.

    tuzdayschild
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or sit on your butt and do nothing. It's your year, have fun with it!

    CowboyHank
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why not just become an author or alpaca farmer. Those are things.

    Something
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people are spiritually suited for alpaca farming but do not have the practical skills to make money off of it.

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    Luna Lovebug
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Clearly written pre-pandemic. I got a year off from work last year. Not fully payed but with no where to go or anything to do enough to get by. Didn't write that book. But did learn to play piano like I wanted to do since I was a kid. Nowhere near good, but who cares. I learned to read notes, and can play the basic stuff and most Disney songs. Couldn't be more exited about it.

    Night Owl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    or to write a novel about alpaca farming

    Robert Hughes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol my alpacas are sitting right outside as I read this 😌 im content.

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    magstarrrr Report

    Sue Bradley
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All the money that is spent on marketing and advertising saved would make products cheaper, and if the product changes are good, it will sell itself X

    beastmachine.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah but there are literally thousands of products released every single day, even though majority would be useless for you there might still be something which may certainly improve your life. So advertisement is the only way for you to know it exists.

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    Jo Johannsen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There goes TV, internet, magazines, newspapers, a big chunk of the printing industry, and many, many jobs. Plus, how do you learn about new products without advertising. I hate the excessive proliferation but it has some good aspects.

    Karin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Instead all the money could go toward useful jobs that help society, like more teachers, doctors, artists.

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    Muff_Fluff
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I disagree. You would never know some things existed, and you might never think of it, but if you had it it would make your life ten times easier.

    Calypso poet
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Skechers Arch Fit shoes were advertised during a golf tournament. My mom and husband had a pair within 2 weeks and they love them! They both have a hard time finding comfortable walking shoes.

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    Guy MacGregor
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Henry Ford once said, “A man who stops advertising to save money is like a man who stops a clock to save time.”

    Karin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's just bc other people are advertising. They are doing it so I have to! But if nobody was doing it, I wouldn't need to.

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    Mewton’s Third Paw
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most small businesses you guys claim are important would die. You’d never hear about anything new. It’d suck quickly.

    Full Name
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't believe how unbelievably stupid so many of these are. A 10yr old should intuitively understand why this idea is really dumb. Also, she's saying this on social media. Social media makes its money off advertising. No advertising = no social media so maybe she doesn't get to spread her idiocy. Maybe her idea isn't so bad after all....

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I resent the mindfuck to manipulate you into buying something you don’t need, can’t afford, and either will never use or will use but the damn thing falls apart almost immediately. I also don’t like being bombarded with ads I never asked to see. I wouldn’t mind it if informative advertising was on demand—-you only see it when YOU CHOOSE to ask about a specific product, or what new products have been introduced. That way, once I decide I need a new “whatever”, I can learn about what’s out there, and make an informed decision on which to purchase. Advertisers can still make commercials, but they will only be seen when requested, and will need to be as honest and informative as they can.

    Scagsy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Boring answer: the TV companies depend on advertising revenue to fund new programmes and bid for sporting events. You could always pirate your TV and dodge the ads? Is what...um ..a friend told me.

    Aisling Raye
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also websites. How else do you think your BP, Facebook, Instagram, local news site, etc etc etc is free to use? Unless you want to pay for every little service out of pocket, removing advertisements is just not feasible. Remember when texts were something like 10cents per message? Imagine that but you're paying for everything you post. More than once if it's beyond the character limit. TBH I'm glad that advertising dollars cover that.

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    Katherine Boag
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dont mind a little bit of awareness raising marketing - sometimes i learn about a new product, service, or location that i desperately needed in my life but didnt know it

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    donkeybites Report

    René Studer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Suddenly everyone dreams about being at work every night.

    GoldfishCrackers
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What about nightmares about past positions? Do those count too? 🤪

    Kristin Ingersoll
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I solve major problems in my sleep. Countless issues and ideas over the years. in the middle of the night! Yeah. I would be nice to see a little $$!

    Katie Lutesinger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a dream just recently about being at work, except in the dream I was snoozing in my office. Does it still count??

    Al Christensen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've been retired for eight years and I still have work dreams. Who's going to pay me?

    BlackPearltheSeaWing/NightWing
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And if you dream about school, you don't get any homework

    Full Name
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you are at work and you think about not being at work, you have to give money back?

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    Scagsy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a lovely thought but I fear that the lure of the dark side will be too strong for many.

    Andrew Gibb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he says after wanting to kill cyclists 🤣

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    Robert T
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, it's "Be excellent to each other". ;-)

    Gabby M
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Channeling Bill & Ted here .... Be Excellently Nice Dudes!!! fist bump

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    Terry Tobias
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Being "nice" is just what a person presents; being "kind" is an action that comes from the heart.

    HellVetios
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    True. But i don't expect strangerd to be kind to me, nice would be enough.

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    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But if you can’t be nice, don’t be rude. Be courteous, just in such a way that clearly does not welcome further interaction.

    Seán Hannan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There was a guy who suggested that a couple of thousand years ago and they nailed him to a cross.

    backatya
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why would you want to do that LOL JK

    MarsFKA
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bill and Ted's philosophy. Oh...wait...that was "Be *excellent* to each other".

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    Francesca Annoni
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like a personal ID coin for shopping cart..if you don't return the cart you don't have your coin back and you can't get the next cart..

    Crazy Dog Lady
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aldi in the U.S.. makes you pay .25 cents for a cart and you only get your quarter back when you return it.

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    Danieletc
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really wish people would give a damn about something more important. I enjoyed the break outdoors collecting carts, when the weather was clear. Bringing order to chaos.

    Crazy Dog Lady
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or make it mandatory to help a mom out with her kids in the car and take the cart back to the store.

    Terry Tobias
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some stores require you to pay a deposit that gets returned when you return it.

    Two_rolling_black_eyes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Make the carts debit/credit/etc card swipable from the rack like airport luggage carts. If you don't return it, you now own it and your card gets charged.

    Jennifer Norton
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well Aldi grocery stores make you pay for your carts and you only get your money back when you return them. I am down with this.

    Martha Meyer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dear Americans, shoppig carts with coins already exist, you just need to start using them too.

    GirlFriday
    Community Member
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Coin carts! It is the only way to go.

    Linda HS
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Europe they have carts with coins. You cannot have one without a coin and in order for you to retrieve your coin, you have to return the cart. In the US laziness to return carts, is amazing!

    Paula McCullah
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or just a system like at the mall where you have to rent a cart using debit card with a temporary fee, return it into the stand and you get your money back. Don't return it...your charged.

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    NsG
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On a scale of 1 to dumb, this is the dumbest and I absolutely LOVE it!

    mcborge1
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Has anyone checked to see what the turtle thinks about this? :D :D

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't know, but I bet it would upset the elephants, and then where would we all be

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    Thorfin Wolfsbane
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyone knows when you flip the earth we’d all fall off! Duh!

    Jill tyrrell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg this made me ugly laugh😂😂😂😂

    wow that's fantastic
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and the sun will get whacked along with us lol

    AzKhaleesi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol it's like a dirty couch cushion. Just flip it over and start over

    Maria Schneider
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not possible. We all would fall down then 😉

    moose man
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wow... you almost had me believing

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    H Edwards
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better than military service lol

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, to learn patience instead of violence, and to see just how nasty people on their own side can be when they don’t even have to be (and sometimes I think some assholes do it just for shits and giggles).

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    Manny_Flawz
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I worked in retail for 22 years. Does that count ? LOL

    Terry Tobias
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've always said that kids who plan to go to college should have to put it off for a year to work at a job. They'd appreciate college and their lives alot more!

    Daniel Brodzik
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly, what I’d rather see is a bigger emphasis in high school on various types of work and work experience you can gain. I’ve found work experience can get you quite far in life, while I know a lot of people trying to pay off massive student loans working in food service and retail because they went for a four year degree in something where there are no jobs and couldn’t get any work experience. When I was in high school, they told everybody that a four year degree in whatever you want was a guaranteed ticket to a good job.

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    Rebekah
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have said this for years... everyone needs to work in retail and food services at least once. It give you a better appreciation for the worker, and the buyer.

    Amanda Reicha
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband had an idea similar to this and, although I don't remember the details, it made a lot of sense.

    GirlFriday
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or as a government worker. I don't mean Secretary of State either. I mean the person that answers the police complaint hotline, or has to order office supplies with no budget, or a city worker that is trying to fix a pothole on a residential street where 20 nosy older white women live.

    CbusResident
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And everyone should be forced to spend a year being a janitor! Janitors are people too! Their job is hard and low paying! Everyone who's never done it should be forced to against their will! And why not garbage collector?! They're people too, and their job is hard and low paying! Everyone should be forced against their will to spend a year doing that! And being a public school teacher! And a hospital orderly who has to clean bedpans and literally change people's diapers! And daycare center worker! And street sweeper! And parking lot attendant! And plumber! And mechanic!

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    Tee Witt
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, no, no, I do not need this to appreciate others

    Wednesday
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Service and/or retail. I really do not know how the people at H&M or Forever 21 deal with their asshole customers.

    yellowphantom
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only if they are then guaranteed a decent paying job with a future, so they never have to work in service again, unless they choose to.

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    RSorokanich Report

    René Studer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I‘m pretty sure that would be chaos.

    H Edwards
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, the first TRULY stupid idea I have seen on this list.

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    JennyLaRue
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would that then mean you can't access the services you didn't fund?

    NsG
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not sure I agree with that, but I do think that taxes should be completely transparent. And it should go towards what it's meant to go towards - in the UK we pay road tax, but im prepared to bet some of that money goes towards MPs expenses and PM vanity projects. Full accountability for how that money is spent is a better idea than letting someone with only a passing interest in politics saying "my taxes should go towards deporting anyone I disagree with!" (because you KNOW that's what will happen)

    Theoretical Empiricist
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think too many important (but boring) services would be underfunded.

    Two_rolling_black_eyes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I agree. The food safety inspector and children's protective services shouldn't depend on people deciding they are sexy enough to deserve money.

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    Robert T
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most civilized countries do this by means of elections.

    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, nah, I don't see that working very well.

    tuzdayschild
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I choose mine to come right back to me. YAY!

    François Carré
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This can be done in a tax system where you get to declare what you donate to charity and the State has to refund 60% of it to you. This way you make sure at least part of your tax money funds something that makes sense for you.

    Mandy Delaforce (PC Girl)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably the most naive and sheltered suggestion I've ever seen.

    Kendra Miller
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd love to see where my money goes E.g. 35$ to the local library :)

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    DudeAbides2017 Report

    ThePracticalSarcastic
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    not dumb at all...crazy, but not dumb.

    lara
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Remember Los Angeles dumped 96 million balls into the reservoir in order to "keep water from evaporating." That was 2015 https://www.sciencealert.com/la-reservoir-shade-balls-manufacture-use-more-water-than-they-saved

    Kira Okah
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought that they were stop the sunlight creating a reaction with bromine that leeches bromate into the water? Maybe that was a different reservoir. They might still save more water though, they do have a decent lifespan and are fully recyclable.

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    Milly Robn
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would that not just warm up the atmosphere?

    Isabel Care
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And safe for animals white "paint" on places that used to have ice and snow. Large white artificial ice shelves too

    zims
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wonder how much liquid nitrogen it would take to build a glacier from scratch

    John Ford
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    put gutters on the sides of glaciers with pumps that pump the melting water back to the top

    BakuDeku Shipper
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the melting water would just melt more of the snow if you did that. No offense, of course

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    WorldNeedsReboot
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yup, change how Mother Nature works because humans are SO much smarter!!

    Jane Alexander
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah, jus' tryin'a clean up some of the mess they've already made.

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    whetstone Report

    Guy MacGregor
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, the horn is supposed to be used only in case of emergency. If you are in an emergency, you don't need that level of stress added on top of it.

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OK then a smart horn!! It's loud inside only when you use it for no reason! What do you think?

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    Jean Lancelin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The sound from motorbike exhaust should be re-injected in the helmet

    Robert Thompson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Horn is for safety, not for picking up your date!

    Something Different
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What if there was a baby sleeping, or a person that was sensitive to sound? PTSD attacks? awful idea.

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Come to the Netherlands where needless and prolonged use of your car horn will get you a €380 fine.

    MarsFKA
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wouldn't matter to boy racers and bogans. They are already deaf from their car stereo systems.

    Mark Kelly
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wrong, the horn is for letting drivers know they are too close to you

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    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would say if you drive drunk even just once you lose your license immediately and indefinitely!

    Zsolt Hegedűs
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Hungary, if there is more alcohol in your bloood than 0% and they catch you driving, you lose your license on the spot. Not even a sip of beer allowed.

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    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No. If you don't understand that "yield" sometimes means you have to actually stop, then you should lose your license. "Yield" means YOU don't have the right of way, and need to defer to those already on the highway.

    Becky Samuel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the road's not clear then I'm not driving into the path of a speeding lorry to keep you happy.

    lara
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A death caused by drunk drivers should be prosecuted as murder, 1st degree murder, not man-slaughter.

    Kendra Miller
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I completely disagree with this. I have been in a situation where the oncoming traffic was packed and nobody could or would make room for me. If you held my licence over my head, instead of stopping safely and waiting for an opening, I might gunned it and accidentally clip someone causing an accident. So no, let driver's be the judge and do their best to drive safely.

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or you slam your brakes on for an off ramp while still on the f*****g highway.

    Alex Boyd
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you walk in the door of a store/other public place and immediately stop, blocking said doorway, while you think about your shopping list/have a conversation/rearrange your purse/etc., you are sentenced to a Saturday afternoon class called "Other People Exist, Dipshirt."

    TheBoredPanda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the only one I took enough time to upvote. Also - riding in the left lane. Get the f*ck over!!

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The lane guiding you to the highway that normal people use to accelerate so they can merge with the same speed as the traffic on the highway. Which prevents them from having to stop at the end of the on ramp and trying to merge into traffic going 90Mph while they themselves aren't even driving 15 Mph.

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    organzapleats Report

    René Studer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And Ricky Gervais hosts all of them.

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I work in customer service many years now! Still waiting for my Oscar for not having killed anyone yet!

    Om
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and politicians should be followed by paparazzi just like artists / celebrities and we should be able to know everything about their antics

    I I
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    be far more entertaining than watching movie stars get applause and awards for doing their bloody jobs

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don’t diss PBS. I’d rather have them either televised on those shitty junk channels that cable fills your lineup with, or be On Demand, instead of filling up air time—-especially on a good channel like PBS—-that could be used for actual entertainment.

    Frances M
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some do... young farmers, architects, Nobel prizes...

    Guy MacGregor
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But.. They do. And it goes on TV. You just aren't watching it.

    ThoughtsAreNotFacts
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nice! Why PBS? I'd watch it, though haven't watched the Oscars

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    JRGerlis Report

    Scagsy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We could call it the people's paper, comrade.

    Frances M
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ban the weird one ply grease proof like stuff they only have in schools.

    James016
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ban 1 ply toilet paper.

    Anna Repp
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    Why so much hate on 1-ply? I've used it for years and that's the only toilet paper I'd buy! That super soft fancy stuff just gets stuck in my bum and rips too easily. 1ply 4ever!

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    Nikki Sevven
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Disagree. People have personal preferences.

    Becky Scherer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, we have sensitive skinned people in the house and some of us actually can't use certain brands.

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    Katherine Boag
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok but you all better like 3-ply

    DarkAngelNic
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    4 years ago

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    3-ply? How bad are your shits Katherine? You may need to up the fiber! LOL

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    Madbilby
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We had a toilet paper in High School we called John Wayne toilet paper...it was rough and it was tough ...and it didn't take s#*t off of anyone . 😉

    An Co
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How about requiring all toilets to come with an in built Bidet. That way people that do not own their home will at least have the option to not waste virgin growth trees by wiping their ass with them.

    Something
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This should be standard. There is no reason people should not be able to expect to find one installed in any home they move into or any hotel or public restroom they visit.

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    Blarrg
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, no, no. I am happy to pay a little extra to baby my butt. I'll hold it all day to avoid the crappy one-ply they have at work...

    Mandy Delaforce (PC Girl)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would remove competition and you'd be paying 1000% more for your toilet rolls. You know that a lot of countries don't actually use toilet rolls?

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    RunUpYaDig Report

    tuzdayschild
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love that you assume we'd get it right the second time. That's precious.

    Robert T
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We'd spend more time in reverse than the Tory government.

    Bored
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a sound plan ... until you reach the ocean.

    Tee Witt
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A couple of years? We would need to go back at least 50 to 75

    backatya
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what are you? Stupid. Stop watching too much TV

    Vermillion Ace #443
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🤨 The time lords want a word with this Twitter user!

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    ledow2 Report

    Stille20
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the United States there is a large percentage of people who are incarcerated essentially for being poor. They couldn't pay a fine and then they get put in prison.... so.....

    Emma Byrne
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To a wealthy person a fine is just the cost of doing the thing.

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    KatHat
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one is terrible. But jail time and fines as a proportion of wealth - THAT I could get behind. Some Scandinavian countries do that for speeding and other traffic offences, I've heard. Makes so much sense. A standard fine is just a "fee to be an asshole" for a rich person.

    Ozacoter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Definitely. Fines should be proportional to your savings/income. Its not the same to pay 100€ if you are jnemployed and struggling than if you are the major.

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    Cactus McCoy
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    US of A: "Great idea. Let's pay them 50 cent per hour, and we'll have workforce forever!"

    Mewton’s Third Paw
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They pay 6 cents an hour already so they probably wouldn’t increase the salary

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    Scott T Brynildsen
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What if they're not physically able to work 9-5? Do we clog the system and end up filling jails with people who aren't physically able to generate enough revenue to get out? Will women be paid better in prison than outside because getting food and shelter for free while earning a realistic wage isn't an insensitive for anyone to leave prison

    Two_rolling_black_eyes
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the US we have a version two versions of this. Version one is pay a lawyer $6.7 million dollars and you get out of jail for rape early. The other version is you are poor and sent to a privately owned prison who makes you work for subprime wages, if they pay you, that can add time when/if they decide to do that. The state of California pays the private prisons to make the prisoners fight wildfires for free. Said prisoners are then banned from paying firefighting jobs when released due to being a felon. Both versions aren't working well for us. In both versions you are charged for court costs already.

    Meaghan O'Mulrain
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think there's pending legislation that would let the prison firefighters work as firefighters upon release. It's way past time that they are given the opportunity; if they do their time, and literally put their lives on the line to fight wildfires, they deserve a chance at honorable work when they get out

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    zims
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Think this was called debtor's prison back in the day. It would certainly make an impact on the minimum wage arguments, iirc prisoners currently get extremely low wages for the work they do and use it to buy minor luxuries from the commissary. But how would you put a price on rape? How much is a black eye worth? And if time spent on a criminal's case determines their penalty, couldn't cops lollygag to extend the time people spend in jail? Who would handle the accounting to decide what crimes are worth?

    Kira Okah
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, similar to debtors prisons and indentured servitude?

    Zaza
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get what you are trying to say and it does make sense up to a certain point. Rich people should be stripped of their monetary amounts. But poor people already have nothing and a lot of times poor people get jailed when they really shouldn't. It will never be fair. Also what would you do with people who tortured someone? The idea of them getting getting whatever they dished out is good, but in reality, no, that's not what we want. And who would be willing to rape the rapist? Yea no, sorry, hard pass on this one

    L.A. Trefry
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, that's very similar to the system the Puritans in early New England had -- if you stole something, you'd have to pay back three times its value. If you couldn't afford that, you became an indentured servant for as long as it took to pay back the money.

    Benjamin Tang
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Debtors' Prison was abolished.

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    BarthDoesThings Report

    Scagsy
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can I add that it should also be illegal to ask what you do? Everywhere, not just at parties.

    Niall Mac Iomera
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people have really interesting jobs though

    Mere Cat
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I'm interested to know a person better, I like to ask what they do in life. That leaves room for them to reply with their job, a meaningful hobby, a lifelong dream, or just a funny anecdote. I'm pretty awkward at socializing, though, so this too might be bad and I wouldn't know it...

    Danielle Terese
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know. Sometimes that's what people are so passionate about. It's an important part of getting to know them and what they enjoy.

    Katrina
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    exactly! I don't get why it's weird. When most people find out what I do, they a)didn't even know that job existed or b)have no idea what I do so it's a topic of conversation and I love talking about my job

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    Crazy Dog Lady
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But what if you're a party planner and you planned the party. WHAT THEN, CHRIS??

    sofacushionfort
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can’t we just sniff each other like dogs to assess status?

    Stijn Kraft
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes. Let's pick politics and religion instead.

    sylvanticx
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i enjoy hearing about people's work. i think it's interesting. i love sharing stuff about school, too.

    Bear Hall
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But I have nothing else to talk about! Help!

    Vermillion Ace #443
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I work retail. 😐 The rest is classified!

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    DavidBeazley4 Report

    Scagsy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Genius! I'm gonna go open my fridge door too. I'm doing my part!

    Maria Schneider
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would throwing ice cubes out of the window also be helpful?

    Robert T
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're not thinking big enough. Instead of power plants build gigantic aircon plants that cool the planet and pump the excess heat back into the Earth's core. Soon have it looking like it was in prehistoric times again! /s

    Two_rolling_black_eyes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think we should follow Space Balls and just send a mega-maid to vacuum up a replacement atmosphere for us.

    PurpleUnicorn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Except that used more electricity, which needs to be generated, which mostly increases CO2 in the atmosphere,

    Violetta Cogoni
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s because you don’t know how it works!

    ZEPHYRtheSANDWING
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Except for the fact that most air conditioners release greenhouse gases...

    Bear Hall
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I pledge to flush my toilet for 8 hours straight so it cools down its environment like a fountain.

    Bee / she/her
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was younger I used to think that's what ACs were for. Just open your windows and cool the atmosphere! Was so confused when people told me not to turn the AC on when the windows were open.

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    McCrackan Report

    Stille20
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's certainly not that simple and the US isn't evenly split. Also many "red states" are only red because those in power are messing with election laws so the political leaning of the masses might be different. There are also plenty of conservatives in "blue states"

    BluEyedSeoulite
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep. We need to redraw districts to be squares or rectangles and be done with it. Don't have a majority anymore? Too bad, so sad.

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    tuzdayschild
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here's a better idea: Get over it already and grow up and learn to get along with others even if you have different opinions.

    ToxiCity
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    a] there was something called a Civil War, b] it can't be called UNITED States anymore then

    Robert T
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It'll be the Disunited States - will go quite well with the Disunited Kingdom.

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    Valisbourne Spiritforge
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The states aren't divided into North/South anymore. Not like they used to be. To me, the division seems to be more Urban/Rural than anything else.

    Eileen Baird
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Abolishing the Electoral College would solve the problem.

    Kendra Miller
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It should be written into the constitution: 1 citizen = 1 vote. With gerrymandering some votes, generally red, are given more weight and importance. Plus every person who pays their taxes should get a vote. Includes people who want to be citizens and are contributing when they don't have to. Plus it keeps selfish bad eggs out. e.g. Trump

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OK, then how about creating a kind of Molokai to contain all the anti-vaxxers and COVID deniers in one inaccessible place, so the rest of us can stay healthy, cure more diseases, and keep the already eradicated ones where they belong—-in the past.

    Karin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Canada gets California and Washington State!

    Two_rolling_black_eyes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a reason the US swing states (outside of the stupidity of the electoral college after telegraph was invented) are swing states. Florida for example. They have large rural and anti-communist/conservative voting cuban communities as well as large groups of inner city and NY transplant democratic voters. These states are often microcosms of the nation as a whole - diverse groups that need to come together for a consensus.

    timothy green
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But the South (red states) can't survive without the tax $$ from the north (blue states). so i say "Let them go."

    Nathan Jones
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The south can survive just fine without the north. We have the agriculture, military, nasa, fishing industry, oil, etc. This isn't 1865.

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    comedindian Report

    JennyLaRue
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can't remember where is was, but in a town in Europe everyone parked with their handbrake off so people could move the other cars back and forth as they parked or pulled away so they could all fit in

    Robert T
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And on a hill, they will all roll one place down when a car pulls out. ;-)

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    Neil Bidle
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How about stop building houses and apartments with zero thought about where those people will park, and how the increase of traffic in the area will affect things

    Not A Panda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Move up all the way where? I don't get this one.

    Robert Thompson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And if you have a designated parking spot in a parking lot you have to part there. Even if there is a better one in the common parking. If not, you are taking two spaces with one car.

    FlagCityDiva
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If both pumps at the gas station are vacant, pull up to the further one so somebody can fill up at the other one.

    I I
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hate pavement parkers , y'all moan when my dogs collar "scratches" your care when i walk past , but dont leave enough room to pass , or moan when i walk on your lawn DONT PARK ON THE BLOODY PATH WAYS

    Bear Hall
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Soon the end of the line would be out of the street, than out of the town, than the country, than the Earth, than .. than

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    JimMFelton Report

    Nevena
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Duran Duran went to Baden-baden to eat some couscous

    Two_rolling_black_eyes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'cous' is slang for cousin where I come from and you use it like dude, mate, etc. "Hey cous, want to go to the movies". I read it that way so I was wondering what the author had against his family.

    Mosheh Wolf
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ummm, look up "كُسّ", and how it is pronounced...

    Something
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not sure about that math.

    YoyoSthlm
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you for explaining that!

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    abitchingwitch Report

    Stille20
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So people aren't allowed to protest without getting drugged?

    Chucky Cheezburger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dunno about this one...Imagine that many people getting the munchies...The Doritos factory couldn't keep up with demand.

    Julie C Rose
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    F**k your stinky stuff; I just want a housing market that hasn’t been described as a human rights crisis. (To be clear, I don’t care if other people smoke it and I think it should be legal, but keep it away from me.)

    I I
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    sh1t i'd be out "protesting" daily if that was the case

    J Baker
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This person clearly hasn't been to a protest in Canada.

    panda123
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This doesn't sound very medical

    Al Christensen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Crop dust anti-COVID vax protests with vaccine.

    Suzy the observer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only when it turns violent. Massive chill.

    AzKhaleesi
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They'd only loot food places lol

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    axelk Report

    Duncan
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Work out how to use the 3 seashells from Demolition Man.

    Sasy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol I used Murder Death Kill in a conversation the other day.

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    An Co
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Called a BIDET. Much of the civilized world already uses them.

    James016
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Make the 3 seashells a reality.

    Robert T
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    cybernetics - little windscreen wiper that pops out and scrapes off the poop. LOL

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    Marcia Cash
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Humans are the only animal that can't lick their own butt.

    Ewa K
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have for example self cleaning eyes. Would you like to cry from your butt till it's clean?

    AzKhaleesi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cry from your butt... omg I know I shouldn't find this as funny as I do, but I'm dying here. Literally got a visual of a butt pouting and bawling it's little brown eye out like a baby hahahaha

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    Taco_Jones Report

    K. Lange
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this would mean that (recycable) resources would no longer available and would be a bad idea in the long run. So I am in favor of not letting garbage arise in the first place. For example, with less packaging material, fewer plastic bags, more reusable instead of disposable.

    Crazy Dog Lady
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BUT! The projected trash would block the sun and lessen global warming. You're welcome. Follow me for more tips.

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    Chris Yuen
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Launch billionaires in the sun

    Hans (TheRealMoleman)
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The feasibility of this has already been examined. Long story short: it costs way more than you think it does. And, if one of the rockets exploded on launch (which happens a lot more than you realize)...garbage goes everywhere. See https://www.forbes.com/sites/startswithabang/2019/09/20/this-is-why-we-dont-shoot-earths-garbage-into-the-sun/

    René Studer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Didn’t they do that in Futurama?

    Niall Mac Iomera
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This solving the problem once and for all ONCE AND FOR ALL!

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    Jo Johannsen
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Invent replicators and put the trash to good use.

    Robert T
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We tried this with the oceans and look what happened...

    WorldNeedsReboot
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what is countries ACTUALLY did recycling and stop making/selling products that were NOT recyclable? Sue them all!!

    Two_rolling_black_eyes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unfortunately there's something nicknamed the Tyranny of the Rocket equation. For every 1lb you want to send to space, you need x lb of propellant. To get it off the ground, you now need enough propellant to lift both the original 1lb plus the x lb of propellant you needed in the first place plus its own weight. This paradox keeps going until you reach a point that is very expensive. Right now it takes ~22 lb of propellant to get 1lb just to low earth orbit. Furthermore, rocket fuel isn't known for its eco-friendly exhaust. You''ll produce less air pollution (don't do this!) burning a 22lb tire than using 484lb of rocket fuel just to get it to the space station.

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    PJVogt Report

    Bacony Cakes
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Delete Twitter. Just have it go missing like D. B. Cooper.

    Kiki
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    was that a unsolved mystery reference or a marvel reference?

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    Something
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor people would hesitate. Rich people would own millions of accounts just because they can (and Twitter would be too interested in the money to ban them from having bots).

    Two_rolling_black_eyes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too many people willing to pay $5 to scream into the void. Those who wouldn't pay are already not on it. Won't help.

    ljtagge
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then, only Donald trump's would tweet

    Kari Panda
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don‘t understand what that’s supposed to help? Is that about people who have multiple Twitter accounts to spread some kind of propaganda? If so, they‘d gladly spend that money.

    Kira Okah
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Think it's to try and un-cesspit twitter. Don't think it would do that, proably turn it into a worse cesspit.

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    Scagsy
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    4 years ago

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    Anti-free speech. There is a section of society that will support this.

    Cactus McCoy
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This would not limit your right to free speech as there are many other ways to utter your opionion, like speaking. Publishing a book is not free, publishing an article in a newspaper is not free. Twitter is a private company and can charge whatever they want, according to their business model. I don't really have an opionion on this, as I don't like or use Twitter.

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    Cactus McCoy
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What about stall doors reaching down to the floor just like regular doors?

    Francesca Annoni
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I live in Italy.. I've been in Spain.. France..Switzerland.. Germany.. Japan.. Mexico...USA. these is only one country where the stalls have the lower gap..there is your answer...

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    JennyLaRue
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who is checking the toilets to see where their staff or colleagues are?! Sounds like an environment you need to leave!

    nellia
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    people check to see if the stall is open

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    Valisbourne Spiritforge
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And when you pull on a 'bathroom boot' to find someone used it instead of the toilet? /shudder

    Frances M
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ireland has the gap (small) but its deliberate to see if the stalls occupied without having to be rude by knocking. Also to let help get into a toilet where a person needs help (passed out drunk, etc)

    Janus Preez
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But why ? Are you hiding in there ?

    Calypso poet
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes! As a bartender peeing might be the only time you sit for many hours! Or if you work in a call center to cry or for a crappy boss, cry! Can you tell I've hid in some bathrooms?

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    Zaza
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know how there are about 7 and something billion people not living in the US and not having this problem? How about you do something about the rules and regulations in your own country. It's all so big on privacy, surely you can do somehting about it. Just don't blame the rest of the world please

    tuzdayschild
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What about not caring that people know your body functions properly.

    JessG
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But this post isn't about that, it's about hiding in the stall, and just wanting to be left alone rather than coworkers recognizing your shoes

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    Amanda Trent
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bathroom doors don't reach reach the floor to purposely make uncomfortable so they will spend less time in their.

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    dr_robbie_d Report

    ThePracticalSarcastic
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how about rear-mounted for tailgaters ?

    Robert T
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Always thought this would be a great addition to Formula 1. :D

    Neil Bidle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anything right now would improve formula 1

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    Zaza
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm trying to no bash (north) Americans, You're making this really hard now

    Georgia Hebert
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But...wouldn't that then make you a middle lane driver? Or just get rid of the middle lane altogether if people aren't allowed to use it?

    Georgia Hebert
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We could say the same for left lane users, too.

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    Neil Bidle
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Overtake them. They're annoying and (in some countries) committing an offence), but they're in the middle so go past. Most people that get super-irate about them are speeders who want the people "only" going 10mph over the limit to be able to move over

    James016
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Roadblasters https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/RoadBlasters

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    ComradeCoolcat Report

    Green Machine
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah people would get slips in the mail like jury duty. THAT would be true civil service.

    David Martin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Given how much people complain now about the President we actually DO choose as a nation, as now we suggest that absolutely anybody could randomly be President for six months? I'm sorry, but this idea would not be a useful/helpful change. Case in point, my former coworker who would actually say he was so sick of foreigners in his country that they ought to just nuke all of Mexico to stop them coming in; Sure, let's give him access to the missiles, what could go wrong?

    Scagsy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine Cletus getting in. No tax on bud light or pickup trucks, lower the age of consent to five for goats, straw hat and denim dungarees as national uniform. It's a yes from me.

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's the age of consent for goats now?! Asking for a friend.

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    Gwyndall
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, but eliminate Executive Orders.

    Jenni Irving
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's almost exactly what they did in Ancient Athens.

    Luis Hernandez Dauajare
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty sure something like that happened in Ancient Greece. Everyone (free and male, that is, but regardless of class, wealth or experience) got to serve once members of the Ekklessia, or Assembly of Cities.

    Zaza
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At random? I'm assuming you are from the US and I couldn't agree more that even a chimp would be better than the angry cheeto. But at random? Really?

    Something
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This could work if there were also an election for whether to veto them.

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    Schtickzinger Report

    Nikki Sevven
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No. If I honked because you nearly ran me off the road, it shouldn't cost me; it should cost you.

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As my driving instructor said: It's stupid to use one hand to honk when you need two hands to steer to avoid the moron.

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    Terilee Bruyere
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd have about $5 less every time I went to town. Sometimes the deer and turkeys just stand there and mock me.

    Two_rolling_black_eyes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If some road rager is willing to push you into a ditch because you cut them off, you really think .25 will stop their behavior?

    Nevits Yibble
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Horn honking is actually illegal in some U.S. states for any reason other than safety.

    Jo Johannsen
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    4 years ago

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    Don't put horns in cars.

    Raven DeathShade
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Since I live in a place where people often don't look before pulling out of their driveways, no. Keep the horns. Some people are idiots.

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    theCheeman Report

    Scagsy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds a lot like 'force the poor to do filthy horrible jobs and pay them a pittance'. Is that you, China?

    Gilbert Soup
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ‘Is that you Capitalism?’ Works better

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    just me
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly! You're a single parent working 40+ hours a week at minimum wage and need SNAP so you can afford rent AND food? You better find the time to go clean the streets! You get Medicaid for your disabled child? Go fill those bags you lazy moocher!

    Crazy Dog Lady
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It sounds like you mistakenly think that those receiving gov't assistance are just being lazy. That's a horrible and damaging stereotype that rich people have sold you. They get you to believe their lies so that they don't have to pay taxes and you blame poor people. Go volunteer at your local food bank and get back to me, 'Cheeman.'

    Chris Zaydel
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    4 years ago

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    Some of them are lazy. I've worked in some of Baltimore's worst neighborhoods, where the single mom rate is near 90% and the men are everywhere doing nothing and the women the same. Humans will be Humans.

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    Robert T
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or maybe just stop littering.

    Julie C Rose
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And stop corporations from spilling microplastics all over the place. Signed, Someone who painstakingly picked that s**t off the bank of an estuary with a pair of tweezers.

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    Danielle Terese
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh okay, so we don't want them learning new skills or job searching?

    Sue Bradley
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe there should be more public schemes that encourage anyone to join in projects that benefit their local environment

    YoyoSthlm
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes!! That would be amazing! But it can't be that the government is trying to recruit some volunteers so they don't have to pay them a salary.

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    GoldfishCrackers
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seems like it just justifies the litter bugs to continue their bad behavior…

    Guy MacGregor
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Due to automation and robots, humans does not need to work as much as before. Humans being unemployed should be the norm. You shouldn't put the burden on them. Big companies who fired everyone to buy robots should be the one giving checks.

    Foxxy (The Original)
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know about other places but in my state they have programs we call "work for the dole" where the person does work to receive their payment. Not everyone has to do it though. Not sure how Centrelink decides who has to do it.

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    cairofletcher Report

    Evil Swan
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Release all the viruses frozen in ice for thousands years? amazing

    J. F.
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like that idea actually, but to be fair... I'm not really a fan of mankind anyways

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    Linda Conaghan
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Won't that speed up global warming?

    GoldfishCrackers
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What happens when the relocated polar bears eat all the penguins?

    memyselfandI
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually— there’s a kernel of a good idea in there. If the ice is melting anyway, collect it before it can mix with the ocean and become salt water, then give that to countries that need water. Except that the reason they need water is because it costs too much to get it… but collecting it from the ice caps would increase the amount of great water available, therefore lowering the price. Or so one would hope.

    I I
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they'd be no Antarctic , just water everywhere

    Gabby M
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mad Maxish? lol Some movie with all water civilizations?

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    Adrian
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What? So the Bears can eat the penguins?

    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's more than dumb; it's not a viable solution at all.

    Johnny
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not clear why you think that deliberately melting ice will stop global warming. Collecting meltwater from ice and icebergs that are going to melt anyway may help nations that are suffering from droughts, but it's not going to make any impact on global warming. Animals that are adapted to arctic life are not going to last long in the antarctic -- they may seem similar on the service, but the hunting strategies are different and the imported animals may destroy the antarctic native species.

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