59 Of The Dumbest Customer Questions Ever Asked

*slow clap*

Parents use this tactic with their little picky eaters too.

So the question may not have been dumb, but the person clearly was.

That would be perfect for a candid camera episode.

I think they were kidding...

I am dying right now

It would be rather scary if he could answer that...

Weeeeeee~~~ What a disappointment... Bettwr take the rocket ship next time.

"500 cents, please."

*facepalm*

i try for years to get the upper case number to work

I love when people say that. Like this isn't our first day. We know what we are doing. By the way, could I see your marketing/business/finance degree that makes you so good at "business".

LOL

Her: Do you have the red roses? Me: Yes, here you are. Her: Will they be like that red in next year also? Me: ?!? erm...no, they will be yellow with pink dots.

I was in line at a check cashing place and an American (sorry too) couldn't believe that us Canadians had “rainbow money to tell em apart" I just shook my head.

Good Lord, I'm glad she came back and asked.

I think I would sternly had lifted the small cup and said "This one, ma'am".

Oh Dear God!

Did you check the planters after he left?

not a surprise that the Kardashian has so many followers

Yep used to do IT tech support. My computer won't turn on! Is it plugged in? Ooops

"I do not know, but they are fertilized with stupid questions."

Sounds like a philosophical discussion.

lol

Awww... But this can be due to cultural differences...

how did she learn to read

I bet there are people at electronic stores that shop for wireless cables to get a better signal.

They need to teach finance in school

he asker for sweet corn EXPECTING suger with corn?????

she doesn't know what is lenses...

Well, the Wright brothers ran a bicycle shop, and they made airplanes, so....

What. Is. Wrong. With. People.

I feel sorry for the fish...

Someone brought in a shetland pony to a deer checking station, with its bridle on, thinking it was a deer. Yes, they had shot it.

The stupidity is painful

Maybe he expected it to be chocolate?

dat saracism doe lol help LMAO

Politeness is everything!

happen often to my wife

The donut holes are

I'd bet this guy knew damn well that he was making a ridiculous request and that is the sole reason he did it. Because people like that get off on thinking they have such power over a useless service person.

OH GOD * FACE PALM*

Should have told him that numbers can react very pesky if not treated correctly!

Easy: wireless mouse has internet access. A wired mouse drinks 3-5 Red Bull's studying all night & drinks Starbucks Expresso, 4 breakfast!

Probably the same kind of person that orders an espresso cause it's the cheapest thing on the menu then gets pissy cause there's no milk....

well he was asking if they were real....

if you put lub on a G.I.Joe yeah you do

Wonder if she says: and the condom too was only wore once?

Thats what I call trust.......

I remember those days. Kids today will never know the horrors.

He just wanted a Roomba.

seems legit....

I heard of a person who just barged in and started unloading her trolley onto the conveyor belt in front of someone who had already started unloading.

14 days, three years, you're gonna quibble?

she deserved it

How is that a dumb question? That's a perfectly civilized how-do-you-do between two seasoned trolls.

It is odd if your not American. I'm Swedish and the cheaper with insurance thing doesn't make much sense to me either :P

and did you?

try both of them and see which one sir