As anybody who's ever worked in any kind of service industry will know, customers can be pretty hard work sometimes. But even though they can drive you nuts, occasionally they come out with something so ridiculous that you simply have to laugh.

When Redditor PrinceETheTruth asked people "what is the dumbest question a customer has ever asked you?" he probably didn't expect them to be so dumb. Below you'll find some of the most amusing, the most ridiculous, and the most unbelievable questions ever asked by customers.

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•_• 2 years ago

*slow clap*

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Daria B 2 years ago

Parents use this tactic with their little picky eaters too.

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Amanda Panda 2 years ago

So the question may not have been dumb, but the person clearly was.

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Hans 2 years ago

It would be rather scary if he could answer that...

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Daria B 2 years ago

Weeeeeee~~~ What a disappointment... Bettwr take the rocket ship next time.

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Daria B 2 years ago

"500 cents, please."

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Amanda Panda 2 years ago

*facepalm*

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Kjorn 2 years ago

i try for years to get the upper case number to work

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MD 2 years ago

I love when people say that. Like this isn't our first day. We know what we are doing. By the way, could I see your marketing/business/finance degree that makes you so good at "business".

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Kjorn 2 years ago

LOL

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| TheArtAddict | 2 years ago

'Okay! Call me when you want to pick up my lawn!"

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over opinionated 2 years ago

I was in line at a check cashing place and an American (sorry too) couldn't believe that us Canadians had “rainbow money to tell em apart" I just shook my head.

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Andrea Seiden Giroux 2 years ago

Good Lord, I'm glad she came back and asked.

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Hans 2 years ago

I think I would sternly had lifted the small cup and said "This one, ma'am".

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Amanda Panda 2 years ago

Oh Dear God!

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Benny Lava 2 years ago

Did you check the planters after he left?

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Kjorn 2 years ago

not a surprise that the Kardashian has so many followers

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BMP7777 2 years ago

Yep used to do IT tech support. My computer won't turn on! Is it plugged in? Ooops

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Hans 2 years ago

"I do not know, but they are fertilized with stupid questions."

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Cristi 2 years ago

Sounds like a philosophical discussion.

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Happy Ghost 2 years ago

lol

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Daria B 2 years ago

Awww... But this can be due to cultural differences...

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| TheArtAddict | 2 years ago

"Yes, i am the Harry you spoke to yesterday. My badge simply says *insert name here* because my boss thought it would be a funny joke..."

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Hans 2 years ago

I bet there are people at electronic stores that shop for wireless cables to get a better signal.

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MD 2 years ago

They need to teach finance in school

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Kjorn 2 years ago

he asker for sweet corn EXPECTING suger with corn?????

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Kjorn 2 years ago

she doesn't know what is lenses...

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Yugan Talovich 2 years ago

Well, the Wright brothers ran a bicycle shop, and they made airplanes, so....

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Naomi Prior 2 years ago

What. Is. Wrong. With. People.

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Evil Smiley 2 years ago

I feel sorry for the fish...

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Flora Polvado 2 years ago

Someone brought in a shetland pony to a deer checking station, with its bridle on, thinking it was a deer. Yes, they had shot it.

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Cool Quote Character 2 years ago

The stupidity is painful

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Catalina Ioan 2 years ago

Maybe he expected it to be chocolate?

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JEFF THE KILLER 2 years ago

dat saracism doe lol help LMAO

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Hans 2 years ago

Politeness is everything!

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Kjorn 2 years ago

happen often to my wife

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Natalia Claudio 2 years ago

The donut holes are

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iblowsheep 2 years ago

I'd bet this guy knew damn well that he was making a ridiculous request and that is the sole reason he did it. Because people like that get off on thinking they have such power over a useless service person.

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JEFF THE KILLER 2 years ago

OH GOD * FACE PALM*

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Hans 2 years ago

Should have told him that numbers can react very pesky if not treated correctly!

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Cathleen Morris 2 years ago

Easy: wireless mouse has internet access. A wired mouse drinks 3-5 Red Bull's studying all night & drinks Starbucks Expresso, 4 breakfast!

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Rachel Hutton 2 years ago

Probably the same kind of person that orders an espresso cause it's the cheapest thing on the menu then gets pissy cause there's no milk....

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JEFF THE KILLER 2 years ago

well he was asking if they were real....

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Kjorn 2 years ago

if you put lub on a G.I.Joe yeah you do

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Kjorn 2 years ago

Wonder if she says: and the condom too was only wore once?

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Jörg Zingler 2 years ago

Thats what I call trust.......

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Enoch Evenson 2 years ago

I remember those days. Kids today will never know the horrors.

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Ted Logan 2 years ago

He just wanted a Roomba.

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JEFF THE KILLER 2 years ago

seems legit....

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carol mckay 2 years ago

I heard of a person who just barged in and started unloading her trolley onto the conveyor belt in front of someone who had already started unloading.

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Yugan Talovich 2 years ago

14 days, three years, you're gonna quibble?

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Kjorn 2 years ago

she deserved it

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Catalina Ioan 2 years ago

How is that a dumb question? That's a perfectly civilized how-do-you-do between two seasoned trolls.

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Ellie 2 years ago

It is odd if your not American. I'm Swedish and the cheaper with insurance thing doesn't make much sense to me either :P

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Kjorn 2 years ago

and did you?

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JEFF THE KILLER 2 years ago

try both of them and see which one sir

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MD 2 years ago

lol, sounds like he's bored

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Chia Bun Bun 2 years ago

What an asshole

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Jace 2 years ago

Wha- .... How could-... GAH!!

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