50 Silly Customers That Ended Up Immortalized In These Posts

I let them. Then tell them I don't see it yet.

Oh lord, I worked for an airline call center and the number of people who wanted to pay cash over the phone was absolutely incredible.

"Just give me your fax number! How difficult can it be!" /s

This happens? And not accidentally, “Oops. I usually pay cash in stores and I misspoke. Silly me.” People really thinks you can do that?

Or want to fax the money in to pay a bill....

But I want to forget them... I need to...

That's fine, I'll put the receipt down the phone, as soon as the cash arrives.

Deborah B: You REALLY made me LOL and then ROTFL! 'Bout fell out of the bed! Best answer yet!

Well they're a bunch of liars anyway, as they don't just "sell fridges". ;-)

I had heard that the original quote was “The customer is never wrong.” But I’ve also heard the “in matters of taste” thing so go figure. Whatever the origins, I think it should just go away now.

I have used the reply," this is not selfridges" back when I did time in retail.

Yeah the in matters of taste was always implied. People began spreading around the false version as some sort of fun fact. I'm so happy the top comment in this post is someone correcting it.

I’ve never even heard that extra bit

I pointed that out in an earlier thread, and got downvoted :(

You beat me to it

Yes, it means that, if a customer thinks that applesauce on their burger tastes good, they're 100% right, and should get that applesauce on their burger.

As someone who worked in retail the customer is not always right in terms of service or taste. Had a guy who kept coming in looking for the cable that switched analog to digital. I told him "you need a converter box." Came in for a month insisting there was a cord until I think he got tired of me.

It was added to make the statement true. Otherwise its just some stupid bastard letting entitled a******s do what they want to the people who work for him.

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Whatever the form or origin of the original quotation, it doesn’t matter because it’s not correct.

Future leaders

Greatest at being annoying that is.

South Park- Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes. "You keep going. I see a sale." The true heart of Wall-Mart is individual consumerism.

Must be Democrats

Honestly I'd just go find a different job. I wish I could afford to strike and send a message, but the cost of living has me by the cojones. Which I'm sure is by design >:|

'Ask no questions, and you'll be told no lies' -- Dickens

I have a shirt that says: Do I look like I care (in glitter no less 😅) But I don't work in retail though and I never wear it to work either 🙈😅😇

Just because someone has a job that they don't want to do, doesn't mean that they aren't going to do that job. The fact is that it doesn't matter what time it was or if they didn't want to do the job, either way they knew they had to. Doesn't mean we can't hate every aspect of it to a point where we don't want to. It may be shocking to hear, not not everyone loves their job.

There's a guy wanting to impress his new love interest, so he takes her to the fanciest restaurant in town. The waiter brings menus and water, and places them on the table with tongs. The young lady is impressed. The waiter says, "We never touch anything with our hands." The couple order, and are even more impressed by how the waiter handles their dishes and drinks with the tongs. The man is thrilled he brought his date here, because she's eating it up. After the couple eats, the waiter brings them the check, passing it to the man with the tongs. The man said how impressed they were by the waiter's skill. The waiter reiterates, "We never touch anything with our hands." The man says, "Even in the bathroom?" The waiter says, " Yes, Sir." The man thinks about this for a second, then asks, "But how do you take it out?" "Well, Sir,"says the waiter, "I can't speak for anyone else, but I use these tongs."

Inspector Gadget did not assemble your sandwiches, Ma'am!

Well, thank goodness you don't generalize about people.

Probably because you work for the postal service, Newman.🤨😉

I've had a client call to complain about their lack of communication(they weren't home when they agreed to be for a delivery). I answered, said I'd transfer them to the owner. I transfered them to myself and told them exactly what the other me told them. They apologized and rescheduled. I'm not the owner, but he approved.

Always loved the customer who would call at night. If you gave them an answer, they didn't like they'd say thanks then call again. Still me dude. Still the same answer.

To be fair you are kind of a d**k. The way you treat Jerry and Elaine is messed up

I never had a complaint. Always compliments. Loved that job. Left because of s****y employees. The truck drivers were amazing and I miss them.

Did you tell him that you were going to fire yourself

on the other hand.........years ago starting out in buisness.....id blame the guys in the other 'truck..............i had one

Same! LOL