35 Of The Best Car Memes To Laugh At When You’re Stuck In Traffic

It helps with concentrating

I only turn it down once I have missed my turn due to being too into a song. Occasionally I will miss a turn because I am having a heated discussion with myself...

It helps to not have to be using other senses

I turn it off. I can't concentrate when it's playing.

Studies have shown that this works. Your brain can only deal with so much "input" at one point in time, so too much audio input will make it harder to focus on visual input.

You ever get that "I dont remember the whole ride here" feeling?

Every had autopilot while reading? I was reading a book out loud to my nephews and it was like I blanked out. I had to go back and read it again to see what had happened in the story. Went straight from my eyes to my mouth and bypassed my brain.

Automatic pilot, especially when it's the same route you take every day.

This NEVER happens to me. Not anymore. When I was 16 or 17, I picked up my sister from college and drove her 5 hours home. On the way, I fell asleep for a second and almost ran off the road, potentially killing her. It shook me to my core and still upsets me decades later. The second I get in a car, adrenaline kicks in and I am as alert as a rabbit who saw a hawk.

I've never admitted this because I always thought it was just me - but every once in a while I will be driving a very common route and completely and totally friggin forget where I am. Like all of a sudden everything around me that I see almost daily looks totally foreign. Is that sh*t normal?? Lol.

...followed by the international hand symbol to tell them what you think, to be displayed while overtaking.

Here in Greece we have taken that to next level😂😂. We give a moutza!!😂 It's a gesture of insult when someone is extending all his fingers and presenting their palm towards someone , following a "na" (meaning take these)!! Our ancestors would have been very proud, lol 🤣🤣

Use it all the time

Also works infront of the TV.

I like to do the wagging finger at idiot drivers- it is more annoying for them than being sworn at and even triggers the older generations.

One time I had a mustang pass me so fast and gave me the finger. Two miles further, the mustang broke down and there was smoke coming out of it. I gave him the finger when I passed him. One of the most memorable moments of my life.

No, actually when you're stuck behind a slow car on the left lane that passes the even slower trucks, have accepted your fate and don't care, but then some A-hole shows up from behind and drives close to your rear and gestures and flashes like a monkey with rabies and wants to force you to change to the right lane, so at the end you give up and move to the right and see how the A-hole is stuck now, behind that slow car that won't move anywhere.

And don't forget to remember we will aaaaall see each other again at the next traffic light

This gives me such joy...I just look at them like "yeah...where are you now?"

Or they pass me and then cross in front of me to the exit lane. Why didnt they just wait?

It is because they all drive so badly!

I commuted I95 in Maryland 80 miles a day for 33 years. I've seen a lot. In the last few years of me commuting it was causing anxiety because I couldn't stand to see otherwise regular people go crazy in the anonymity of their cars. Too many have the inability to drive safely, purposefully, and courteously. My commute now is 28 seconds.

That's my wife. She likes to talk to other drivers and tell them what she thinks.

These kind of people DRIVE me mad.

Especily in bc!

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My Dad used to say: "Let 'em by. They'll be out of your life in a second."

Ideally one should only be in the fast lane to pass. I see way too many self righteous people driving the same speed as those in the slow lane because they either don’t know any better, don’t care or are clueless as to their surroundings. Traffic would flow better and nobody would get bent out of shape because someone thinks they should dictate the speed of travel. And don’t get me started on slow drivers merging on to the freeway. Step on the damn gas and if you’re on the freeway make room for the person entering the freeway by moving over for them if possible, don’t slow down if you can avoid it.

if i am in the fast lane heading to work (san diego) and i see someone coming up on me fast i just move the hell over. maybe they need to go 90 today; not really my concern so i let them pass me then they get to be the cop bait.

So it's international, the bmw doucheness :))

It changed a bit. It's now BMW and/or AUDI. At least here in germany.

Because they cant HANDLE your driving?