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40 DoorDash Drivers Spill The Funniest, Weirdest, And Craziest Encounters They’ve Had With A Client
If it wasn’t for Doordash drivers, the pandemic would have taken its toll on us already. But they brought us comfort in the form of food that basically tucked us in like a blanket in the midst of global chaos. They’d also be the ones we have to thank for all the survived hangovers and Monday blues, spontaneous munches, dinner dates at home, you name it.
But while serving the hungry souls of America, Doordash heroes surely have seen all kinds of characters, from KFC Karens to hungry weirdos and customized delivery nerds. There is even a whole subreddit “DoorDash Drivers” which is not only a place where drivers hang out and get to know one another, but also share their adventures on duty. And trust me, it’s a whole world we didn’t even know existed!
Scroll down below to feast on some of their most memorable client stories delivered fresh to the comfort of your laptop.
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#1
Have Faith
NoHate! BeGreat! 2 years ago
Yes but it is awesome to smell the food from places that you’ve never had or heard of.
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Christopher Bowers 3 years ago
Its the little things like this that shows humanity is still in this world.
Niall Mac Iomera 3 years ago (edited)
So cringey with the god stuff. Wouldn't it just be easier if your god just made it so you weren't in that situation?
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#2
Had Me Cracking Up
Annamagelic 3 years ago
Oh God, I can totally see my MIL doing this. No one give her any ideas, the random presents from Amazon are bad enough.
Toni K. A. 3 years ago
My 14 year old son calls his Baba (my MIL) and places food orders with her, usually “Baba soup” aka wedding soup I think and homemade bread. She makes it fresh within 2 days usually and my hubby picks it up on his way home from work. My 15 year old daughter will call my parents if we are out of oreos or milk and ride her atv over there to eat lol. (We live in the country, they are across the street but it’s a 15 minute walk). We also get many random amazon & other pkgs lol.
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#3
One Of My Favorite Customers To Deliver To And They Tip Well
“Your time. Your goals. You're the boss,” says DoorDash on their hiring page. Available in over 7,000 cities in the U.S., Canada, and Australia, DoorDash claims to be all “about connecting people with possibilities: bigger savings accounts, wider nets, stronger communities, and happier days.”
According to DoorDash’s official requirement, all you need to be their delivery driver is a mode of transportation, a valid driver's license, proof of insurance (if you'll be using a car), and a smartphone since you'll be using the app to accept orders. It does indeed sound like a very appealing job, but is it really that simple and easy?
#4
My Bad Bruh
Caitlin M. Maguire 3 years ago
I'm laughing out loud in my living room right now! This is funnier than it needs to be.
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Danielle Renee 3 years ago (edited)
my friends tone for his text is a really loud 'pickle riiiiiick'. and if it goes off while i'm doing talk to text it always adds it. it's been quite confusing to others
#5
She Asked To Text Her When The Food Is At Her Doorstep, But I Was Starting To Feel Tired And This Was The First Thing I Thought About
Terry Tobias 3 years ago
I would have laughed my ass off if I got that message. I don't know if I'd be quick enough to respond like that though. Nice job!
phil blanque 3 years ago
Geez, being kind and having a sense of humor about life's minor ups and down costs nothing...nothing at all. Wonderful little gifts ro share.
#6
This Customer Made My Day!! I Was Just About To Snap The Picture Of The Food On The Doorstep When He Opened The Door And Said, “Wait A Second!” And Posed For It!!
Well, if you look at the company’s Indeed rating of 3.2 and a slightly higher GlassDoor rating of 3.9, it looks, if anything, mediocre. Mashed has recently looked into the insides of working as a DoorDasher in this piece, and found that Dashers themselves are not that happy. They claim that pay is low, management is terrible, customers are a PITA, and job security is zilch. The general consensus is that it is fine as “temporary part-time side gig,” but that's all you get.
And when it comes to customers, DoorDash is notorious for the lumps of money they charge them. One Los Angeles Yelper described her experience, "I ordered from one of my favorite restaurants and they [DoorDash] charged me about $18.00 in fees. I ended up paying $43.00 for 2 tacos, 2 burritos and a chicken soup. They will rip you off with their fees... It's just not worth it unless you are starving with no way to get food. I will never use DoorDash again!"
#7
Aww
Valley Girl 3 years ago
Think I'd like to quit my job and just be on-call for Debs all the time.
abby smink 3 years ago
I've asked Shipt not to knock before, because I didn't wanna wake the baby. The baby is actually my 16 year old Jack Russell Terrier.
KyletheWolf 3 years ago
*Wayde when he gets there- Knocks and rings doorbell. Sound of baby crying again.*
Animal Lover 3 years ago
To take the time out of your day to wish a random person a Merry Christmas and give them a tip that is very generous and nice
#8
Driver Couldn't Find My Address. Had To Light The Beacon
Jayne Kyra 3 years ago
Read the top (stickied) comment for info: https://www.reddit.com/r/flashlight/comments/js82dw/uber_eats_driver_couldnt_find_my_address_had_to/
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Id row 3 years ago
It's like they took those obnoxious blue headlights that blind you and put them in a flashlight whose beam will reach Mars.
John Baker 3 years ago
Those damn things are terrible, especially when the roads are wet. The road disappears and all you see is glare.
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Kathryn Baylis 3 years ago
Put a cell on the lens with the figure of a bat on it. Gotham needs food!
#9
First Comment From New Door Dash Update
Terry Tobias 3 years ago
I wouldn't care if Ryan was 3 owls in a raincoat as long as the food was hot and quick getting to me.
Kimberley McMillan 3 years ago
Or he's just three owls in a trenchcoat that are really really good at pretending to be a man that they fooled this customer.
#10
How Now Brown Cow
Forrest McCanless 3 years ago
"Imma' be at choo like a wild animal - I'm much more scared of you than you are of me . . ."
#11
This Was So Cute To Me This Morning
Sawdust 3 years ago
Order: Tuna (in pouch, NOT can), Pint of Cream, String.
Load More Replies... Martha Meyer 3 years ago
Maybe this cat is more health conscious than yours. lol
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Seanette Blaylock 3 years ago
Yeah, the cat will protect the food. "Get in my stomach where you'll be safe!"
#12
The Homeowner Ran Out To My Car And Escorted Me Up To The Front Door Before Guarding The Food
CATMONSTER2018 3 years ago
:D I see cat, I upvote. It's also my favorite breed of cat. It seems to be a common domesticated shorthair brown mackerel tabby cat with no distinctive markings.
Bender Bending Rodríguez 3 years ago
Look at that chonky cat. Proof humans didn't order that food.
#13
Had A Heart To Heart With A Customer
Allison B 3 years ago
That's how I feel about KFC getting rid of potato wedges and replacing them with fries. The wedges were amazing! 😭
KiwiBubbles 3 years ago
Omg is this a thing that's happening?! Arby's took away their hash brown triangle potato things and replaced them with a new type of fries (maybe waffle fries?) My family is not happy ☹️
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Tobias the Tiger 3 years ago
My regular at Taco Bell is the spicy potato taco, so I'd be pretty pissed about this too.
Lauren 3 years ago
They quickly realized their mistake and potatoes are back. I still miss the chopped green onion on top of the fiesta potatoes. Without doesn't quite hit the spot.
Load More Replies... John Baker 3 years ago
You think that's bad, my local Taco Bell doesn't have pintos and cheese any more.
Seanette Blaylock 3 years ago
None of them do, and I don't get that. They have the beans, sauce, cheese, and containers. WHY take such an easy and popular item off the menu?
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Leesa DeAndrea 3 years ago
Last year our local Subway no longer offered roast beef. So I pretty much stopped going there. But last week I stopped by and was happy to see roast beef was back on the menu! Yay! I don't know why they took it off the menu. This is farm & ranch country. There are 4 times more cows here than there are humans. There is no shortage of beef here.
Mattewis88 3 years ago
Y'know, the Great famine of the 1800's also started with a shortage of potatoes, hence the "Irish potato famine". Sorry, had to get that out of my system.
#14
Best Customer I’ve Ever Delivered For
juice 3 years ago (edited)
an extra $10 in cash, according to the OP on Reddit
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Johanne Trudeau 3 years ago
Sometimes I wished it was like that, especially when it's -30 outside. The food would be hot and not cold. No fault of the dashers, it's the weather...
#15
Can Always Count On “Big Bro”
Allen Lavine 3 years ago
No eat the crap that we give you if we can't get your money no one can
Toni K. A. 3 years ago
Not that I have ever seen. Some big pizza places maybe, but thats it.
Load More Replies... Marybeth Martens 3 years ago
i woundn't be shocked if this kid was from my school. U are not allowed to doordash
Huddo's sister 3 years ago
I was always horrified when I was teaching and a kid would be sent Maccas or whatever for lunch (and it was cold too!). Especially unfair to all the kids whose parents didn't send them fast food.
#16
I'm Weak. I Love Doordashing
Rachel Adams 3 years ago
I did this when i broke my leg and couldn't get downstairs. I was often on my own so would order takeaway and lower a long length of ribbon out the window and they would tie the bag of takeaway to it and i would haul it up lol.
George Martinez 2 years ago
Wow what a story , i have one story to tell, one time a customer let me fck his nice young looking girlfriend , she was like 21 and nice latina body
#17
He Really Thought
Riley Quinn 3 years ago
Are other countries as obsessed with straws as Americans? I mean, does the rest of the world simply drink beverages instead of sucking like babies?
#18
Just An Autocorrect Horror Story I Made While Dashing!
Monday 3 years ago
I can imagine the panic the poor employee had when they noticed and that just makes it funnier.
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#19
It Finally Happened. Something Weird
AnxietyRiddenMom 3 years ago
I've actually done this for a customer. She lived on the second floor of an apartment building and asked if I would take it down for an extra tip. I told her I'd do it for nothing but she did it through the app.
April Stephens 3 years ago
Interesting. It's hard for me to understand why the customer would ask the Dasher this. Once I have all my trash in a bag, it isn't worth $10 to me to pay someone to walk it to the curb. Unless I'm injured/ill, or purposely trying to find odd jobs as an excuse to give the Dasher extra money?
BluEyedSeoulite 3 years ago
Depends on how many stairs there are or if you are stuck in the house (can't leave a toddler unsupervised and it isn't safe to take them with you)
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#20
The Description Matched
#21
Funniest Thing That Ever Happened To Me. I Thought This Was Fake News
Jiminy 3 years ago (edited)
I hate people who eat other people's food. And people who order for themselves only despite living together with family...
Sleazy Weaver 3 years ago
you don't know the full story. maybe his wife took the kids out for fast food earlier in the day while he was busy, & now it's his turn to order a treat for himself after a long day of work.
Load More Replies... WildHoneyPie 3 years ago
That's sad. We had a horde of grandkids here over the weekend and I made sure to set aside some food for him before it disappeared. This way he got to have some of his own birthday bbq!
#22
How Do You Even Respond To This?
Tweetysvoice 3 years ago
Finally, someone with enough sense to warn Others that they currently have the virus!
Zedrapazia 3 years ago
Well, at least they order their food and stay inside instead of going shopping whilst virulent.
Load More Replies... Robert T 3 years ago
Say thank you as they had the courtesy to tell you. I'm guessing doordashers helped a lot of people who were isolating.
Seanette Blaylock 3 years ago (edited)
I know I relied a lot on things like DoorDash and Instacart when I had to be in quarantine. Yes, I did include delivery notes stating that I was quarantined.
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ZombieGirl 3 years ago
I lie and shout this through the door when solicitors come to my door, lol
Cassidy ChillRose 3 years ago (edited)
"Thanks for the notice, but I did the hundred meter in high school."
#23
My First Fun Customer.. Only Took 600 Deliveries
Tamra Stiffler 3 years ago
The "monthly gift"...the gift that keeps on giving, until menopause, and that's a WHOLE other kind of gift.
Steve Fischer 3 years ago
I remember being in a 7/11 at 3:30am, along with two other sleepy dudes, picking up tampons. All of us were afraid to go back home
Marybeth Martens 3 years ago
the deadly monthly gift has a 90% injury rate to signifant others unless cured by doordash
#24
So I Was On A Dash Today And This Happened. Well At Least They Admit They Are A Dashaholic
#25
I Discretely Delivered A Pregnancy Test And Got My First Customer Compliment. 2021 Is A Trip!
Kathryn Baylis 3 years ago (edited)
The Dasher’s discretion probably saved this woman a lot of grief. She might be a teenager living with her parents, or the wife of a controlling husband who is planning to leave and get a divorce and doesn’t want to complicate that by having a baby that will tie her to him forever. TBH, I wish more people were more discreet, able to keep their mouths shut. It feels like we’re all—-or at least I am—-in a TMI Overload sometimes. There are things, not life-threatening but way too personal or just icky, that other people really just don’t want to know. Let’s try to rein in the oversharing, OK?
depreciatedasset 3 years ago
How are you going to write a novel and then ask us not to overshare?
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#26
Just Dropped Off Some Zaxby’s And I Was Already Super Happy About His $6 Tip + Peak Pay Since It Was 1.5 Miles Away. But Then He Handed Me This. I’m Shaking Right Now
GirlFriday 3 years ago
Ben always looks like someone just stole his parking spot.
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Andrea Gemmell 3 years ago
It’s stuff like this that make being a delivery driver worth it as 70% of customers can be rude and so horrible to u as if ur below them for doing a job
#27
Got This Message While Dashing. Thought It Was Funny
Riley Quinn 3 years ago
I've learned to set a timer based on ETA given to spare myself from this embarrassment.
#28
2022 Is Off To A Great Start
Valerie G. 3 years ago
However I did read a story the other day about a driver eating the order because he was upset that the person had not added a tip. He didn't know that there was a cash tip waiting for him.
Riley Quinn 3 years ago
I will never, ever put a tip on any traceable paper trail. Cash only! Screw the IRS!
#29
Poor Girl Going Through It All Rn 😭
ChickyChicky 3 years ago
Is it a cold or is it covid? Is it allergies or is it covid? Is it covid or is it a baby? Take all the tests!
XenoMurph 3 years ago
nothing for her ears, apart from that all "bases" covered
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#30
I Posted About This Guy Months Ago But He’s Added More Details Now
Who Panda 420 3 years ago (edited)
I can imagine the wife seeing this, someone would b sleeping on the couch
Andrea Gemmell 3 years ago
The wife’s got her visitors and is hangry throw the food at her and RUN FOR UR LIFE MAN
Steve Fischer 3 years ago
Sure glad I don't live in that house. She must really be a bear of a wife
#31
Lol
IeabellAlakar@aqueenofaplanet 3 years ago
Damn, he's trying so hard just to eat and not have the neighbors have it. I feel bad for everyone here. ( Not the asshole neighbors who eat it instead of trying to find the true recipent)
Id row 3 years ago
What kind of scumbag neighbors are just taking the food and eating it knowing it doesn't belong to them?
Cherries and Lace 3 years ago
Right!? I mean, there's got to be a name, maybe even an address on the packaging (i don't know for sure as I do not and will pay that much for fast food convenience). But I would try to find them knowing it isn't mine
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Tiffany Wilson 3 years ago
This is something I've been through, verbatim. Town house and everything.
chuck.dont.surf 3 years ago
I have this problem and there are only 2 units to choose from...clearly labeled with an "A" on one and a "B" on the other
#32
I Did, In Fact, Have Tacos
Donkey boi 3 years ago
I'm picturing the owner having a closet with loads of different door mats that he gets out depending on who he's expecting.
Lauren 3 years ago
I believe taco bell is only in business because Baja Blast. When I saw they had Diet Baja Blast, the game changed.
Mary Rose Kent 3 years ago
I have never had this product because they carry my all-time fave: Toxic Waste...oops, I meant to say Mountain Dew!
Load More Replies... Davo gifman 3 years ago
With the light coming through the cracks of the balcony made it look like a long lost straw.😁
#33
So Yesterday I Was Tipped An Almost New Mini Fridge..what’s The Weirdest “Tip” You Guys Ever Got?
Mermaid Elle-Jaye 3 years ago
I got a taxidermed fox as a tip once 😂 not waitressing but my old stripper days
Vic 3 years ago
I would definitely freak out if someone tried to slip a taxidermied fox in my g-string..
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Riley Quinn 3 years ago
A portable dishwasher! Never had a dishwasher before, so this was a great tip.
#34
Top Dashin
Mazer 3 years ago
Love the delivery drivers who leave food directly in front of the door, which destroys whatever you ordered the second you open the door. SMH
Huddo's sister 3 years ago
Doesn't the door open inwards? Or is there a screen door too?
Load More Replies... Ashley Schriber 3 years ago
Eh, I don't think this is so outrageous. One too many experiences with deliveries left *right in front of the door opening so that it can't be opened*, combined with not wanting to step outside (maybe not dressed?) is my guess.
Bender Bending Rodríguez 3 years ago
One inch left to the door frame but .... Left facing the house or facing the street? If I was the Dasher this question would drive me nuts.
Kathryn Baylis 3 years ago (edited)
If they’re truly OCD, the placement may be of utmost importance. True OCD includes “a pattern of unwanted thoughts and fears (obsessions) that lead you to do repetitive behaviors (compulsions). These obsessions and compulsions interfere with daily activities and cause significant distress” (https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/obsessive-compulsive-disorder/symptoms-causes/syc-20354432 ). In this case, their intrusive thoughts may be so extreme they believe that any food placed anywhere except precisely one inch on the left of the front screen door will be poison and they and their family will die if they eat it. So, these precise instructions may be important to the person leaving them, and not just some kind of control freak move.
Scout Finch 3 years ago
Sad that they have to bring measuring tape. but that's thinking ahead.
#35
I Laughed Out Loud At This One
Madina Abduvokhidova 3 years ago
That's a rate moment there. The restaurants try to hold off orders until driver assigns and with all covid cases there are not enough drivers. Hats off to the ppl at the restaurant and the driver too
Valerie G. 3 years ago
Read a story the other day about a customer complaining the order came too soon, as was using that 14-30 minutes for some "private time" with the missus.
#36
Best Door Mat Of All Time. Definitely Made My Night And She Tipped 👍
juice 3 years ago
https://www.ripndipclothing.com/products/dont-let-the-cops-in-door-mat-brown
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#37
It’s The Small Things
Davo gifman 3 years ago
Yeah that, or perhaps it's an autocorrect typo. 🤔
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Got My First Comment!
#39
Poop Vibes
Tamra Stiffler 3 years ago
Ah, the infamous poop vibe...throwing nervous poopers off their game since the beginning of time.
Steve Fischer 3 years ago
The door bell always rings when you're sitting on the toilet or taking a shower.
Valerie Smart 3 years ago
Couldn't we have just left it as “leave at door “ do we really need the extra info? No. No we do not.
#40
Love Instructions Like This
#41
Haha
Nicole Trombly 3 years ago
I love this one as I can relate! Only thing I would change is the last sentence about calling mom. It is so sweet and cute but if a dashers mom has died or whatever it could bring the dasher to tears. I know that sounds stupid. Maybe change it to “Oh! And call someone you haven’t chatted with recently, I bet they miss you!”
Arctic Fox Lover 3 years ago
Don't yell at dogs for barking plz unless absolutely necessary (when I say yell I mean harshly, angrily yell, not just heighten the volume of your voice to be heard over the barking)
#42
At Least He Was Nice About The Situation
Amaranthim Talon 3 years ago
No- the guy ORDERS a lot of pizza. We don't know if he actually ever gets it. This might be the same pizza order- caught in an endless Dash Loop..
#43
Just Was Tipped A Dinosaur
Anna Snorrepot 3 years ago
that's a good dinosaur! I wish I could draw like that. And I'm an artist!
Cassidy ChillRose 3 years ago
That T-Rex looks like it has genuine eyebrows and that's the scariest part of the whole photo.
#44
I Rang Twice For The Pups
Kathryn Baylis 3 years ago (edited)
You don’t have to ring the doorbell at my house. It’ll start barking the millisecond it hears your car in the driveway.
A B C 3 years ago
lol, I read "I'll start barking" instead of "It'll start"
Load More Replies... SomePeopleCallMeMaurice 3 years ago
I have to comment on your user name! My dad once sat behind Morgan Fairchild on and airplane, and she apparently regaled first class with the stories of the first and second times she lost her virginity!
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Mcdonald’s Changed The Seal On Their Bags To Spread The Word About Getting Vaccinated, Here’s How That’s Going
Kathryn Baylis 3 years ago
That is one customer I would have DD blackball. No one should have to put up with that kind of treatment—-especially for something they have zero control over.
XenoMurph 3 years ago
"I'm not getting a vaccine, I don't know what they are putting in my body." Also, orders McDonalds.
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Dave In MD 3 years ago
Typical anti vax. Why are they getting food delivered? If there is nothing to worry about just drive your trump ass to the restaurant.
Tamra Stiffler 3 years ago
"Commie vaccine BS"...lol! Yep, sounds like another craptastic right-winger. 🙄
Marybeth Martens 3 years ago
wow so uncalled for maybe before u start verbal assulting a human being understand that they are the deliver driver and have no control over over what sticker is on your bag
Marco Hub-Dub 3 years ago (edited)
Most people function on high speed wifi or 4/5G, but there are many folks out there still using their AOL disc with a dial-up modem. We just connect to and process information differently. What those stuck in the AOL chat windows of life don’t get is that “left wing” and “commie” aren’t exactly insults in the 21st century.
Davo gifman 3 years ago
So that person just couldn't get through their stupid head that it most likely wasn't the delivery driver's fault. Okay you're an idiot, and don't believe in getting vaccinated; I get it; we can't fix stupid, but at least call the food establishment,and question them directly about it. An in my opinion! 🖕that guy; he's an A ss 🕳!
#46
Glad To See Some Appreciation Lmao
#47
Slightly Worried That I Helped Cover Up A Murder
SomePeopleCallMeMaurice 3 years ago
They must have already had a large plastic tarp and duct tape
Joe Reaves 3 years ago
Either they're cleaning a crime scene or they're moving out and desperately trying to get their deposit back.
Davo gifman 3 years ago
Tell someone who really cares about you; where you're dropping this off at. Perhaps record it live while doing so. 🤔😳🥴
#48
Which One Of You Did This?
#49
These People Tipped More Than The People With A Bentley In Their Driveway
WilvanderHeijden 3 years ago (edited)
It's the same all over the world. The more people own, the more stingy and greedy they become.
ChimeraBubbles 3 years ago
Absolutely right. Typically, the less money and material wealth you have the more empathy you have for your fellow humans. I think, maybe, there have been studies to prove this?
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Bettie-Jean Neal 3 years ago
We non-bently driving folks have either worked in the food service industry or know someone who has. We know what's it like to need those tips!
Nathan Pogorzala 3 years ago
Love a late model Ford Escort. Look how banging this looks. 47 MPG! 82-escort-...5ad02c.jpg 
M O'Connell 3 years ago
I like the Mercury Topaz better, nothing says 'classy' like a trunk-lid luggage rack. 1993_mercu...6e52b.jpeg 
Davo gifman 3 years ago
The people without Bentleys just know how hard it is out there in the world. While the people with Bentleys most likely do not know, but probably just don't care would be my guess.
Marianne Luginbuhl 3 years ago
Cuz the people with the Bentley don't live in their means and make you suffer for it.
#50
Thank God I Had This Photo Saved
"My name is Danielle."
#51
I’m Scared
Tamra Stiffler 3 years ago
Don't mind the darkness or scratching sounds...come on in. I'm waiting.
Donkey boi 3 years ago
There are 2 types of people, those with minds that went down the horror story route, and those that went down the porn film route. Please share below which you were:
Bender Bending Rodríguez 3 years ago
Is it bad if I admit to going combination of both route? Cause I did just that.
Load More Replies... Davo gifman 3 years ago
I never thought this job would come with a "roll the dice" scenario.🤔 An now I'm a lil terrified.😳🥴
Kathryn Baylis 3 years ago
So many possible outcomes for this. Some good, some really good, some bad, some really bad.
#52
It Feels Like Customers Do Their Absolute Best To Not Get Their Food
WilvanderHeijden 3 years ago
Renovations are fine but at least put up a sign telling people where they can find the frontdoor.
Davo gifman 3 years ago
Okay look I'm in a hurry; I've got other foods to deliver. So I'm going to check the right, and left sides. An if your door is at the opposite end; then it looks like both of us has ran out of luck. 🤔🤨😠😁👍
Candi Cabaniss 3 years ago
I have the same thing on my house. There are times I think about putting a door or a Tardis there.
#53
Customers Like This Make Dashing Easier
Mary Rose Kent 3 years ago
You know from this that there are way too many people who are actually just this way!
#54
After 594 Deliveries, I Was Excited To Get My First “Quote From Customer”
#55
Does...does He Want To Sleep? Or Not?
#56
"Leave It At Door" Nope
Tamra Stiffler 3 years ago
Yeahhhh... I'm just gonna throw it out my window and roll on, thanks.
Mary Rose Kent 3 years ago
Thank you...I thought I was having a stroke or something because the photo makes no sense!
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#57
Just A Slight Misunderstanding
#58
Funniest Thing I’ve Seen In A Long Time On Doordash App
Davo gifman 3 years ago
Roommates always know how fat,and lazy one is. But as long as your part of the bills are paid an you're happy; we are too. 😁👍
Marina Rocha 3 years ago
He paid 47usd just for delivery? Is this how DD works? We don't have it my country
#59
No Kisses Allowed
#60
Thank You?
#61
Thankful For This. Got To Take My 2 And 3 Year Old To See Boss Baby Today Because Of This
WilvanderHeijden 3 years ago (edited)
I would have tipped $50. Cash. No need to get the IRS involved.
#62
Working On A College Campus Has Its Humorous Perks Sometimes Lol
#63
No Gate Code, No Problem!
Rijkærd 3 years ago
He waited for 8 mins and she took 21 minutes to respond...she wasn't f*****g serious.
Davo gifman 3 years ago
I'm starting to see why door dasher are becoming more aggravated. I would have duct taped the entire bag to the post. An said 🖕😠
#64
Mhmm Im So Hungry
#65
Don’t Know You Guys I Have 1hr To Decide. What Should I Do?
Oopsydaisy 3 years ago
No wonder you use delivery services in the US all the time. This is the cost with delivery and tip??
#67
Delivered A "Leave At Door" Order To A Cemetery. Customer Was Non-Responsive & Support Said To Leave It In A Safe Place. I Figured At The Feet Of Our Lord And Savior Would Suffice
Nathan Pogorzala 3 years ago
I mean, he hasn't eaten in 3 days. pretty good cell service for a tomb with a boulder in front it.
Oopsydaisy 3 years ago
I mean, that's pretty crap. Nailed up there and having to look down in all that sweet, sweet food.
#68
These Instructions
Karl Baxter 3 years ago
Despite the hyperbole there’s a nasty undercurrent of domestic violence here 🤔
E Menendez 3 years ago (edited)
The "she's a hitter" is really concerning. If we switched out "wife" and put "husband" it changes the vibe for most people, which it really shouldn't.
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Terry Tobias 3 years ago
This sounds suspiciously like a previous post, especially with the misspelling "hangry". If it is it's not funny anymore.
Rosemary Booth 3 years ago
"Hangry" isn't a misspelling. It's a combination of the words 'Hungry' and 'Angry'. It's called a portmanteau.
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I Guess They Needed To Let Me Know? It Was A Leave At The Door Order
Shannon Matthews 3 years ago
To be fair, at least where I live, it doesn't matter what I put in the notes for the driver because they never read them anyway.
#70
Broke Ninjas Be Quiet
Mo Flores 3 years ago
Serious question... If he actually tipped, still a creep? People meet in all sorts of ways right? And he seemed to not be disrespectful, other than no tip, and sent a text instead of bothering her in person? I could be way off base, just curious as a man happily married for... Good lord, 13 years now
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#72
Who Has The Sauce ?
I was dashing with my wife and she was like hey my friend Marissa used to live here.
SomePeopleCallMeMaurice 3 years ago
That’s the kind of guy that chats you up, and when you turn him down, he calls you a c**t. Prince among men!
#73
Ok
#74
Bro Why U Keep Shouting At Me
Marla Moops 3 years ago
Hahahah small world, this person is in my town. Street names and vehicle description are my neighbors... Why do I get so excited over knowing a random poster???
Arctic Fox Lover 3 years ago
I don't blame you! What are the odds that you actually know someone who posted here
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Hopefully The Customer Has A Big Enough Driveway For Me To Land My Plane
Davo gifman 3 years ago (edited)
Yeah that spelling is definitely a red flag lol. But the money VS milage was a huge red banner. 😆
#76
They Tipped Me 25¢. Yeah, You Can't Afford A Kid
SomePeopleCallMeMaurice 3 years ago
And their kids would be preconditioned not to tip well, either…It’s a vicious cycle!
Jude Corrigan 3 years ago
I like to leave a tip but employers need pay a decent wage too.
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#77
Omg Lol She Is A Chickenologist
Terry Tobias 3 years ago
I'd want to return the food too if it was "an edible", but I'm sure some people would be very, very happy to get it. 😉
#78
That’s What I Thought, Scammer
Davo gifman 3 years ago
Image the things you can accomplish. Especially when you go to the door,and look down. 😠
#79
What Are The Odds Of This?? Same Restaurant, Same Order Time, Two Different People
Mary Rose Kent 3 years ago
We all already know that JR is dead. [TV show reference for those of you who weren’t alive at that long ago time.]
Huddo's sister 3 years ago
I wasn't alive then, but heard it so many times I feel like I was :)
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So You're Telling Me You Vape
Andonis600 3 years ago
It’s not very fair that doordashers have to sell their soul to make a sufficient amount of money.
Mary Rose Kent 3 years ago
I would never help someone smoke, regardless of what was being smoked!
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When You Accept Your Wife's Doordash Order
A B C 3 years ago
I hope Dash boy was just fed up with being treated like a slave and called names.
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Tabitha Martel 3 years ago
Another Tabitha spelled correctly! Hello fellow Tabitha :-)
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Piper Meadow 3 years ago
in Europe nothing gets delivered if you don't open the door, or at least talk to the delivery guy before and arrange for a neighbor to get your stuff. And...I personally like is this way.
Ozacoter 3 years ago
They have started to do it lately in Belgium. I had a few items delivered in the last months where I am a few m from the door and when I open the car is already gone. Intried complaining about it but its really difficult. I hate it.
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Tabitha Martel 3 years ago
Another Tabitha spelled correctly! Hello fellow Tabitha :-)
Load More Replies... Piper Meadow 3 years ago
in Europe nothing gets delivered if you don't open the door, or at least talk to the delivery guy before and arrange for a neighbor to get your stuff. And...I personally like is this way.
Ozacoter 3 years ago
They have started to do it lately in Belgium. I had a few items delivered in the last months where I am a few m from the door and when I open the car is already gone. Intried complaining about it but its really difficult. I hate it.
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