Some people argue dogs are the best thing that happened to humanity. They're loyal, cheerful, friendly, smart... It's no surprise we get carried when they're around. We plan our lives around doggies, we spoil them more than we do our children, and tell them 'I love you' a 100 times a day. Yup, the shocking truth is that dog owners are pretty much owned by dogs.
Bored Panda created a list of tweets that shows just how canine-obsessed we are. Vote for your favorite and tell us if you recognized yourself in them.
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One sign is not enough. I have three: one for each front window, and one for the front windshield. And it still didn't stop one "Do-Gooder" from castigating me when I returned. When she discovered that it was actually cool inside, she really got angry, because she was made to look the fool. I physically ran her off, so she could search for other guilty culprits.
My dad used to put on the radio for the dogs. That way there was some music, then talking again and then music again
It is just the equivalent for the reactions when you come back. Parents after two weeks: "Oh hi, it is you again (meh)." Dog after 2 minutes: "Omg omg you finally returned, are you all right, are you...oh yeah I love that smell...will you stay, where is food, may I jump, omg omg."
More effective for dog would be a goodbye action ritual with a quick treat. Notice that dogs do not talk to each other.
Above would induce the dog to be calm. The chatter described could be excessively exciting to the brain.
Load More Replies...OK I can relate. I have to fight for space to sleep in at night. One night I slept on the blow up mattress and got up the next morning with all 4 of my dogs looking down at me from my bed and I thought "what is wrong with this picture?".
I used to say: "I'll be right back. Just very quick..! You watch the house, okay..!?" LOL...!!
me saying good night: parents: good night dogs: good night babbies I love you so so much. see you tommorow. love you! here *picks dog up* you can sleep with me tonight
There are dogs who know and understand the meaning behind 200+ spoken words.
Load More Replies...My dog will do the exact same thing. I have a picture of it from when my daughter was using my phone.
I always know the names of the dogs, never know the names of the owners
This is how I start a conversation with my classmates. They all know me as " the girl with two dogs who loves all the dogs." I'm not even mad tbh
Probably a little clarifier: I said that dog and man very well understand each other, although we can make little of "woof woof" and they little of "good boy" both in the exakt sense. We learn to interprete each others' body language, though. I am wondering if I write to complicated today or if the haters are on the prowl again...
Plottwist: She tells HIM to move to the couch, so she and the dog sleep in the bed.
awwww, the second pic looks like my poor old dog that passed away 4 years ago T_T
sigh...dog people....we cat people are quite different...you guys think your dogs are superior, while we cat people know that we are breeding Satan!! *Grins and continues reading the tweets*
who want's to be a human, humans start wars and problems, dogs solves problems. BE A DOG
That's productive... right? If not, I need to change a few *cough* things in my schedule....
aaah! whenever it happens to me, I tell them "I'm sorry" like a dozen times and even explain them what happen, that it was an accident, that I am not angry with them, that I hope they didn't get hurt, and so on... like they would understand what I'm saying.