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Most of us don't really take the time to pay careful attention to the product instructions we receive when purchasing an item - however, you should. If not for the instructions themselves, at least for the hidden easter eggs.

Bored Panda has created a list of the funniest instructions and tags you'll be glad you bothered to read. Some of them are so obvious and stupid they'll make you question where humanity is going. Others are so unexpectedly smart and witty, they will surprise you with their originality. One thing is for sure, most of them will put a smile on your face.

#1

The Only Reason We Read These Anymore

The Only Reason We Read These Anymore

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Anu
Community Member
8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh my god! That's so true😃

Lara B.
Community Member
8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Some companies have brilliant people in their marketing department :)

Tiny Dynamine
Community Member
8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's not real. It should have a comma after toilet and a question mark at the end. Just some cheap photoshop.

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white widow
Community Member
8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

the bottle is curved, but the writing isn't... it is a funny image, though

Katrin Baumbach
Community Member
8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Im just Reading that on my smartphone while on the toilet! What now? Haha

N.m
Community Member
8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Omg I read so much stuff in there..

Tron 0
Community Member
8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh my god. they know everything.

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    #2

    This Top-gear T-shirt Label

    This Top-gear T-shirt Label

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    John L
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Finally, a clothing company with a true sense of humor. :D

    ADHORTATOR
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the spirit of TopGear....

    Kjorn
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i love this kind of thing! i'm glad that any bear test my underware

    lindsayaotter
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would imagine they wouldn't fit animals, there would not be enough arm and leg holes.

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    #3

    The Instructions For My New Dog Shampoo

    The Instructions For My New Dog Shampoo

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    Steffen Beth
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is f****** brilliant....

    Flora Polvado
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And develop internal GPS for the nearest dead thing to roll in.

    Lucybaby
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The truth has been spoken!

    Debbie Detmer
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha so true. As the owner of 6 cats I can testify to that

    Sunzilla
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, that's what I do when I bathe the cat..

    darknessIsMyOutfit
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Found a handy tutorial in cat bathing http://www.corsinet.com/braincandy/hdogcat3.html (p.s. its hilarious)

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    Sam Leigh
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As someone who reads labels & directions on the back of products, this is worth a read

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    #4

    Clothing Label

    Clothing Label

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    Vanessa
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love the tag! But I've never been with a guy who could not wash his clothes ^^

    Šimon Špaček
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can do nearly anything in house but wash cloths. I can cook, I can wash dishes, I can clean nearly anything, I can take care about our baby (I was left with her few times and she is still alive) but automatic washing machine was created in different logic.

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    Marky
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the guys spoil our expensive blouses on purpose to avoid having to do the laundry again ...

    John Miller
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Share the load? Oh man, I think my mind might be even dirtier than the clothes.

    Maria Smith
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well some men do forget they can do the washing.

    Barbara Baxendale
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll show this my husband, that labels wrong, in this house men can't wash !!

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    #5

    This Is The Better Kind Of Clothing Label

    This Is The Better Kind Of Clothing Label

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    Jeremie Guerra
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And it comes with the drawing :)

    Kjorn
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    we can't have fun anymore :-(

    April W
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That poor panda has a handprint

    Paul K. Johnson
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if some American consultant slapped a Panda while visiting the factory in China and the punishment was putting this on labels.

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    #6

    This Hoodie's Tag Has Life Instructions

    This Hoodie's Tag Has Life Instructions

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    ADHORTATOR
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unicorn feathers.... that's great

    Alia Gail
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    facebook up, delete the gym, hit your lawyer

    Magnus Bane
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unicorns don't have feathers. Pegasus has feathers.

    lindsayaotter
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oooo....Unicorn feathers!! *I hope you can sense the excitement in my words!!*

    Aaaa Bbbb
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But Android won't let me delete Facebook :(

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    #7

    Best Lotion Instructions Ever?

    Best Lotion Instructions Ever?

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    Jeremie Guerra
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    haha, the french instructions are exactly the same :)

    Asia
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL Best instructions ever!

    Kjorn
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wow! that's very precise

    Ojon Oil Damage Reverse
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The instructions are on point, makes you want to use your lotion again.

    Paul K. Johnson
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ummm... I'm the one who had the iguana. Maybe she needed lotion?

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    #8

    My Friend Was Putting Together Her Furniture And This Was In The Instructions

    My Friend Was Putting Together Her Furniture And This Was In The Instructions

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    Hans
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Frankly, fries would have been a good idea. Or lasagna. Or anything you do not eat with your bare fingers while assembling furtniture...

    Kim Lawson
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You don't eat fries with your fingers? What kind of fancy person are you?

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    Jeremie Guerra
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does it come with the furniture? :)

    KK
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Optional, but recommended"

    Claire Von Hirdler
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    when i was in belgium, we got little forks with our fries. (also: the best fries i've ever had!)

    Bradley Auerbach
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should not assemble furniture on an empty stomach...

    Lisa Greene
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I prefer the IKEA directions to eat meatballs while going insane putting their furniture together!!

    egracec
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the only part of the instructions my nephew would follow.

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    #9

    I Hate Shirts With Complicated Wash Instructions.

    I Hate Shirts With Complicated Wash Instructions.

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    Here to Troll
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aw man, I just replied that to someone else's comment and now it's going to look like I jacked it from you. :'(

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    April W
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His poor finger. He needs some scaly iguana lotion.

    Evie Heaven
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hm, for me the first thought - who washes only the label?

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some company out there got paid to produce this lable for Captain Obvious's shirts, and another person was paid to sew them in. -- How much did that increase the cost of this shirt?

    Dee Denise
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does anyone else think this person is in desperate need of a manicure? O.o

    Bobbi Newell
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That label actually makes it more complicated - At what water temperature? Gentle cycle or not? How hot can I dry it, or do I have to hang dry? If I spent 50 bucks on a shirt, I'd like to not ruin it!

    Here to Troll
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So... look at the other side of the label, where the real instructions are?

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    #10

    Hand Towel Dispenser Instructions.

    Hand Towel Dispenser Instructions.

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    Hans
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least they know their product's weakness.

    Helping Panda
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doesn't look like the instructions came with the product...

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    Jeremie Guerra
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh nice, so I'm actually doing it well :)

    boredhuman
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    am i the only one who tear is from left to right instead of just pull it?

    Dorottya Hévizi
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    aaaaah it's similar to those air-blowing hand driers, you always end up wiping your hands on your jeans...

    endelbendel
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Best was Don Martin in Mad Magazine in the 60s: 'Pull down, tear up"

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    #11

    Instructions For My New Undies, Just In Case...

    Instructions For My New Undies, Just In Case...

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    Hans
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My life makes sense now.

    Stille20
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't tell me how to live my life!!!!

    Barbara Szabó
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    but i love this method, I feel like a pirate captain when I do

    Amy Ferguson
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've known guys like this. No, really.

    lindsayaotter
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn it! I have been wearing my underwear wrong all these years...

    Abur Felix
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish mine came with those instructions. I keep forgetting which end goes in

    April W
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can tell this was for guys

    Jello Pi
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There goes my plans for the weekend.

    Allana Rose
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You got to wonder who the duffus was who tried this once so they had to warn people after?!!

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    #12

    These Chopstick Instructions.

    These Chopstick Instructions.

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    Hans
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Instruction side note: "Without good look, you will be a contestant of the literal hunger games."

    Kira Thesloth
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those are some gnarly nails. You just know there's feces trapped under them.

    Courtney Christoff-Tzazaroff
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not if she washes her hand and uses a nail brush like most people. Why do people have to be so darn judgemental?!!!!

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    Mae_Day_All_Day
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These instructions are impossible for me!

    Amy Ferguson
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're gonna need it! And a bib...

    Jello Pi
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another bowl needs your help,I'll mark it on your eating schedule.

    Marzo Florida
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I lived in Northern Japan for 4 years. Unfortunately, I was never good at using chopsticks😐

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    #13

    Bought This Shirt Today And Looked At The Tag...

    Bought This Shirt Today And Looked At The Tag...

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    Jeremie Guerra
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So how am I supposed to wash it? ^^

    Dhanya Munro
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Prepare a bath of lukewarm water made with two parts detergent and one part washing soda and gently lower lower yourself into it. Proceed to rub yourself onto the tub's walls or use a brush to force out the accumulated dirt. Finish off with a nice cold shower. There's you have it. A clean shirt.

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    Wombat34
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All men's shirts should have this tag

    Lalita
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what's the issue with shirtless guys?? meh

    lindsayaotter
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are so many that would benefit from this advice. If only more read their instruction labels.

    Hans
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is quite ironic to have that label in a BLACK shirt...

    Claire Sylvester
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    VERY good instructions!! Don't you just hate THAT man who catches a glipse of the sun and takes off his top to reveal a rather unsightly body!!!!! 😂

    Bridget Smith
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Um, ok where I live it's ALWAYS the super tanned, gym bros that look for any excuse to take their shirts off. They are soooo cocky and just LOVE their ripped bods. So when the tag says, " Don't be one of THOSE guys," I imagine they're referring to the gym bros. They're just not very pleasant to have a conversation with. And it's like, taking off your T-shirt for no real reason is planting the seed that turns you into a douche bro. Don't plant the seed! Don't be one of those guys.

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    Kathy Nelson
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG! Love it. Hahahahaha! 😂😂😂😂😂

    Sam Leigh
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    God yes - an heroic label/clothing coy.

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    #14

    Really Helpful Instructions On This Shirt

    Really Helpful Instructions On This Shirt

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    Long Joan Silver
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if anyone has actually done that before; putting their wet clothes on top of their car on the roof rack, to dry, LOL!

    Tallulah
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh good! I'll make sure to use these horrible instructions. Thx a million

    Allana Rose
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For when you are going for that distressed look!

    Lisa Shaw
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I laughed so hard at this one, I just spewed tea through my nose!

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    #15

    Accurate Soup Instructions

    Accurate Soup Instructions

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    lindsayaotter
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those are probably confusing for some. Bad cooking directions. Bad.

    Daria B
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one looks like a worker was payed so low s/he didn't care.

    meow point1
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I've lost my appetite, how do I eat it?

    Susann Campbell
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow everything my bachelor brother did.

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    #16

    These Are The Instructions On My Body Wash

    These Are The Instructions On My Body Wash

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    Filipe Vieira
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not sure how my dog ​​will help me..

    potatolover
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He would eat it or play with it, duh. Just like mine did :D

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    Kerri Russ
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Handmade by happy hippies for happy hippies... LOVE IT! It's made just for me!!

    Naima Ivansdóttir
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is a LUSH product :D they're always creative with instructions

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    #17

    Directions On My New Shampoo Bottle:

    Directions On My New Shampoo Bottle:

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    LizzyM
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But what to do when someone else IS around? 🤔

    lindsayaotter
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What if I wanted to poorly sing a 1990's song instead?

    Flora Polvado
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Whatever, you totally do it!" You sing in that shower!

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    MaddySquidCat 7
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "It's hair repair with serious flair." XD

    Never2weird
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "its hair repair with serious flair."😄

    Never2weird
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "its hair repair with serious flair!"

    Barbara Szabó
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Products know my mind O.o Now I am afraid of shampoocalypse

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    #18

    Do Not Feed After Midnight

    Do Not Feed After Midnight

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    meow point1
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get the joke, but how exactly do you feed a shirt?

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    #19

    What Are The Most Confusing Product Instructions You've Ever Seen?

    What Are The Most Confusing Product Instructions You've Ever Seen?

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    Hans
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess it is safe to take them all at once...you will die anyway given these instructions.

    Jeremie Guerra
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like the lyrics of a child song ^^

    LizzyM
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's definitely not a "learning how to count" song. I hope.

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    Kjorn
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    no Wonder people dies from pills

    Blind Oracle
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These are birth control pills! Good luck with THAT!

    Long Joan Silver
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my f*****g god, I give up HAHA! My brain hurts after trying to understand these instructions

    Sue Branham
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These are birth control pills.

    Pi...
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Take 1, take 2.. sounds like he's filming a movie scene...

    Mary Arrington
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just looked up what these are. They are birth control pills. Congrats on your new bundle of joy! LOL!

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    #20

    Interesting Clothing Tag

    Interesting Clothing Tag

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    Mark Kelly
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do always wash my butt. I get sop and wash right in the crack and my a**s.

    Jello Pi
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No one wanna see scrapped pants or sizzling hot burned a*s or both.

    Nikolina Kalajdžić
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's an instruction for men. I read an article recently about how guys were taught that nothing goes in their a*s so they didn't wash properly. Some women were even complaining about their boyfriend's/husband's skidmarks on the beds and couches, disgusting.

    Abur Felix
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll wash my butt as instructed. But now I'm tempted to throw it into the fire while wearing it. Just to see what happens

    Allana Rose
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Always wash your butt? Do the people who wear this type of clothing really need to be told that? *L* Life instructions done!

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    #21

    The Instructions For This Furniture Tell Me To Grab A Beer.

    The Instructions For This Furniture Tell Me To Grab A Beer.

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    Blind Oracle
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've never thought of drinking while assembling, but it may not be such a bad idea

    Jaakko Järvenpää
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In finland we have a word for that exact thing: "asennuskalja" = "assembly beer"

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    Mary Arrington
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if these are the same instructions that say to make nachos? LOL

    Glynis Lailann
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good thinking on the manufacturers side - to minimise stress whilst fitting the pieces together.

    Allana Rose
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a great idea! I am so bad at putting things together that a drink would probably help me not hurt!

    Nuniek Widiayani
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i think this is the same instruction earlier that tell you to make nachos

    lindsayaotter
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That means it is going to be really long assembly process.

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    #22

    Directions: Men Don't Need Directions.

    Directions: Men Don't Need Directions.

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    Jessica Stohr
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They know their target audience!

    Abur Felix
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, what do you expect from a hemp moisturizer, lol

    Kaitlyn Linde
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha does everyone not know a guy like the bottle described?!

    Sua Kang
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a sexist bottle of moistur

    Sua Kang
    Community Member
    8 years ago

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    *moisturizer for people who are scared of using self care products.

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    Gwinevere von Ludwig
    Community Member
    Premium
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There sure are a lot of chemicals in there.

    Meowton Mewsk
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everything is a chemical, including water and air. You probably meant harsh chemicals or lab constructed ingredients. But looking at what's in it, it's mostly oils and typical skincare stuff with long names.

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    #23

    I Was Checking My Wife's New Mug For Dishwasher Instructions When I Found A Handy Tip From The Manufacturer.

    I Was Checking My Wife's New Mug For Dishwasher Instructions When I Found A Handy Tip From The Manufacturer.

    976chip Report

    Angelica Lu
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love this brand! They're awesome people

    Fillippa Nöel
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "For best results" so I can still use the other side

    Ristina Nielsen
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes! You just get a rather small amount of tea (or whatever)

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    Jello Pi
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It tells you on how to use it,at least.

    Owiella Freddie
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The presence of a witty quote would make a great present for your head.

    #24

    Never Noticed This On The Back Of The Cards Against Humanity Instructions.

    Never Noticed This On The Back Of The Cards Against Humanity Instructions.

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    #25

    But It Looks So Delicious

    But It Looks So Delicious

    Stonebag93 Report

    Hans
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And some people are afraid of fish bones...amateurs!

    Kjorn
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if they wrote that does it mean that someone actually swallow that?

    Kaitlyn Linde
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes! Ugh the image of the hangar part lodged part way in a person's throat is making me sick! Sadly most likely a child that was putting it in their mouth! I think these instructions are legit not meant to be funny!

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    Zenozenobee
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't laught! Just pray for Humanity that this instruction hadn't been created because someone actually tried to swallow a hanger.

    Leonardo Sinigaglia
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reminds me of Tom & Jerry. The cat could swallow it by accident

    Fillippa Nöel
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone who can read this is probably too old to eat it.

    Peg - E
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one made me laugh out loud! Lol!

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    #26

    Instructions Unclear...

    Instructions Unclear...

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    BobbyK
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No wonder mine doesn't work, I'm inhaling on the wrong end!

    Lalita
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh! a medicine for the human centipede!!

    LizzyM
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is medicine for people who are talking out of their a*s

    Nikki Jamaica
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol!! the code for "when necessary" is PRN, "rectally" is PR - what a difference one letter makes :D

    Kerri Russ
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine doesn't have that direction.. maybe I should consult my pharmacist to ensure I'm doing it right.

    porcupine
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Usually inhalers have the directions "as needed" at the end, which is typed "PRN" in sig code. "Rectally" is typed as "PR" in sig code.

    porcupine
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *I know nobody asked, but I rarely know things so I'm jumping at the opportunity.

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    Hans
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Biologist rejoice. Aren't we all deuterostomes?

    Jujube Wrangler
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought r****m could only "exhale"

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    #27

    This Junk Mail Came With Instructions

    This Junk Mail Came With Instructions

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    Valentina
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you've got mail from the fashion police

    Henry Cheves
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do not deliver to wrong addressee in Tennessee

    LizzyM
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey Michael Jackson wore that well!

    Tài Trần
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, what's wrong with white socks and black shoes?

    Allana Rose
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spam mail just got interesting.

    Barbara Baxendale
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Be told, do not wear white socks with black shoes or with sandals for that matter !!

    Anya O
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't were socks with sandals either

    Pi...
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will! I WILL wear white socks with black shoes!

    #28

    A Friend Of Mine Read The Warning Label On His Pants Today

    A Friend Of Mine Read The Warning Label On His Pants Today

    Roflattack Report

    Jeremie Guerra
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Men are not proud to say but...it happens! :)

    Hans
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fame of US product liability jurisdiction tell me that this might be dead serious.

    .gas.
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't decide if this was meant as a joke, or as a response to a lawsuit. This day and age, I see someone suing for their lack of common sense!

    Adie Fordham
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It happened to a work colleague when someone shouted that his bus was arriving. ARGGGGHHHHHH!

    Kevin A
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Franks and Beans...Franks and beans...

    Kenny Lawhorn
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now think I think about it, I do not know why no one thought of this sooner.

    Jello Pi
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is how pterodactyl scream came from.

    Magnus Bane
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Happens to women too. Then again if y'all wear undergarments that won't happen

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    #29

    Just Noticed The Instructions On My Shorts.

    Just Noticed The Instructions On My Shorts.

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    Pi...
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm channeling Bart Simpson. "Eat my shorts!"

    Magnus Bane
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually that's Bender from The Breakfast Club which was definitely made before The Simpsons

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    Daniel Mallory
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    go directly to inside out do not pass go do not eat shortd

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    Just a Purpler
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha! is that a monopoly reference?

    Paul K. Johnson
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ummm.... can somebody explain to me what passing, "Go" does to my shorts?

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    #30

    I Would Have If You Didn't Warn Me

    I Would Have If You Didn't Warn Me

    betelgeux Report

    boredhuman
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    don't tell me how to drink my coffee.

    Šimon Špaček
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You may drink coffee in any way you want but if you drink it through your crotch I want a video of it. Nothing pervert there, just curiosity...

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    Jeremie Guerra
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahahah, the french sentence has no meaning at all!!! ^^ olala! :D

    Titip
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The french version is an absolute nonsense ("pourez", "area", and "oolala" doesn't exist in french language)

    Enea
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The translations are hysterical!

    Jhoa
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    L'area de oolala? You silly french folk ;P

    Sleepy Grove
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The last sentence is not in German, looks more like Dutch

    Luca Valerio
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not Dutch either - it's fake German, imitated phonetically for English speakers... Funny :)

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    #31

    1962 Honda Riding Instructions

    1962 Honda Riding Instructions

    flrachael Report

    Ladam
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The skid demon is no joke.

    Jim
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, that bastard has gotten me a time or two.

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    Kilo Bean
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where is this festive dog that makes sport on highway?

    LizzyM
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only Honda motorcycle drivers know...

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    April W
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am only going to tootle my horn melodiously from now on

    Steven Rundle
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "as there lurks the skid demon." I'm dying...

    Sunzilla
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, please don't entangle the dog! Poor dog! LOL

    NellyWish
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it bad I want to print this out and put it on my wall? Next to my face? WHERE I CAN STARE AT IT CONSTANTLY?

    CultOfBambi
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Tootel him with vigor" Bwahahahahaha!!!

    Šimon Špaček
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This sounds like good advises. Maybe it should be still in use. Not only by bikers.

    Jessica Stohr
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    2 and 3 are my favorite! :) 4 is morbid! :O

    Robin Corr
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like something John Cleese of Monty Pithon would say.

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    #32

    Instructions Clear

    Instructions Clear

    Thisisvisuallypleasing Report

    Ie Va
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mike is a husband of princess consuela banana hammock.

    Abur Felix
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet Mike is now an eunuch, right? A very wise one in fact

    Vaida Kuodytė
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never understood why 11 am is followed by 12 pm, then 1 pm... So counterintuitive!

    Dan Davis
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    #2. Mike the Jet's quarterback. He sucks!

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    #33

    Smoke Grenade Instructions..

    Smoke Grenade Instructions..

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    Hans
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow...is it legal anywhere to sell smoke grenades for non-combat purposes?

    Andrei Dima
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It means not to use it for disturbing others, use it instead at parties, swat events etc

    Paul K. Johnson
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Always go for friendly fire, not dickish fire.

    Lynnie Hendricks
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There actually is, or used to be, a legitimate use for these guys -- they called them plumber's rockets, and they were set off inside drained pipes to discover where the leaks were.

    Tiny Dynamine
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Best way not to be a d**k with their products - don't buy their products.

    Blind Oracle
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hand it to the d**k next to you

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    #34

    The Heating Instructions For This Cookie Made Me Chuckle

    The Heating Instructions For This Cookie Made Me Chuckle

    reddit Report

    Kaitlyn Linde
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha this for stoners would take too long though! They would get distracted during the wait for the oven to get to temperature or forget it was in the oven! I do not know this from experience. . . ;)

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    Susan Gardner
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "You and the cookie deserve better." :)

    #35

    Or Give It To Your Mother

    Or Give It To Your Mother

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    Kaitlyn Linde
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was in mos school for the military that was 8 months long, the base offered a class for the guys to learn how to wash their own clothes!! No joke it was f*ucking hilarious!! All of us females got that afternoon off :)

    Lyone Fein
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NO!!!!! Your mother is not your maid!

    River Smith
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's not your mom's responsibility to wash your clothes. you're a grown-a*s man

    #36

    How Many Vaginas Do They Think I Have?

    How Many Vaginas Do They Think I Have?

    imgur Report

    Wombat34
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'per' is doctory-speak for 'in the'

    Tiny Dynamine
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Considering most women have 3, you'd better get yourself checked out.

    LizzyM
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That inconvenient moment when you're in labour, and while you're pushing the baby decides to come out of the OTHER vagina 🤷‍♀️

    Hans
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously, I do not want to learn.

    Abur Felix
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Must be instructions for the boyfriend, that cheating S.O.B

    Dan Davis
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Peanut or Peanut Products is doctor-speak for small penis

    Pi...
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then it says don't do it if ur allergic to peanuts.

    tom jones jr
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to know why they put peanuts in it.

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    #37

    A Page In My Ikea Instruction Manual Told Me To Throw Out One Of The Parts

    A Page In My Ikea Instruction Manual Told Me To Throw Out One Of The Parts

    Skeletbossen Report

    Hans
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, I think this is no joke but serious. Many ikea articles with moving parts come with plastic security clip-like thingys that are to be disposed.

    Magnus Bane
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What did you expect from Ikea?

    Laurie Gage
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, it's brilliant, they use the same parts packages for multiple items, so some of those items don't need all the same parts.

    Bonnie Alcorn
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I knew someone who worked in a plant that made DIY stuff. Her job was to package up the nuts & bolts type of stuff into little plastic bags. She hated her job, and told me if she was having a bad day, she would throw a couple extra pieces into a bag every once in a while. I don't know why, but I guess it made her feel better. Never shorted any of them, though.

    Paul K. Johnson
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes things are packaged in pairs but you only need one. The company finds it less expensive to include the extra part rather than have someone open the bags and repackage them.

    Hans
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The whole thing should be thrown in there... lol

    Natalie Powell
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I've finished building something from idea, I normally have to throw it all away, grab a beer and order a ready made one online

    Amy Ferguson
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Assembly espionage by the Swedes. They want all of us to fall off our chairs or drop a drawer on our foot.

    boredhuman
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    is that a boomerang of step 1 out of 10000 to build your own mechwarrior?

    Jeremie Guerra
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    really???? I don't get those ikea designers... ^^

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    #38

    Honest Medication Instructions

    Honest Medication Instructions

    rb612 Report

    Hans
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As of now, all dietary products are rendered useless for the truth has been revealed.

    Blind Oracle
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now why didn't I think of that?

    Allana Rose
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cold hard facts from the medical Company

    Tiny Dynamine
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Finally! The answer to that conundrum!

    #39

    Go See A Doctor

    Go See A Doctor

    Report

    LizzyM
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This sounds like a riddle. Pity they didnt have the space to add "what am I?" to the end?

    Andrei Dima
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not made in Mexico from US parts anymore since Trump

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    #40

    Warning

    Warning

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    Kjorn
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    nice... so a drunk pregnante woman try to eat the antenna and then throw it at her spouse?

    Rhân
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you're drunk AND pregnant, it doesn't matter if you install it too, because.. hu, you're pregnant AND drunk.. such a careful ((maybe not)becoming) mother

    Abur Felix
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Must have encountered a few drunk pregnant ladies with a craving for antennas and mood swings to match

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw this on the Headlines segment of the Tonight Show, when it originally came to light, I had just installed an Antenna Direct UHF loop, I ran to the box, pulled out the instructions and saw this s**t was real :) Very happy day.

    Kaitlyn Linde
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right drinking and being pregnant should be a crime, throw your a*s in jail until the baby is born!

    #41

    Man For Toaster Instructions That's Pretty Specific

    Man For Toaster Instructions That's Pretty Specific

    Jsiegel31 Report

    Steven Rundle
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where am I going to find a damp sloth?

    Janice Foster
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sloths DO get pretty damp - sometimes there are pics of moss growing on them...

    Bobby Jones
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can you get sloths at the dollar store?

    Kerri Russ
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was not aware that sloths were available for home use now! Woohoo!!

    Christopher Bech Jensen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor poor sloths. I really hope this is not for a sanitary product.

    Barbara Baxendale
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Glad my husband isn't reading this or he'd be looking for a sloth !!

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    #42

    Instructions

    Instructions

    Report

    Amanda
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Do not diet" well you don't have to tell me twice!

    Paul K. Johnson
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's always something that will validate what you really want to do. :)

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    egracec
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this should be year round instructions.

    Kjorn
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah! don't diet during christmas

    Pi...
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whell! That chicken looks scandalous!

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    #43

    Instructions On This Card Are Recursive

    Instructions On This Card Are Recursive

    marvuozz Report

    Charleen Crawford
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    confession -- I had to look up the word "recursive"

    Kaitlyn Linde
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha it just keeps going! For ever and ever and ever and ever. . .

    Jason
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    SIMcard for Programmer :D

    Pi...
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always wonder if I could see the infinite pictures if my eyes were ultra high resolution!

    #44

    Instructions Not Clear

    Instructions Not Clear

    ribitforce Report

    Hans
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Remember to only f**k it for good. No exceptions.

    Laurie Gage
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "product should place at the place that child can not touch" I understand!

    Allana Rose
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Again, please fire the interpreter!! He sucks!

    Meowoui
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bottom instructions are just as bad.

    Robin Ellison
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Japanese sentence structure is so unlike English. Remember to doing not want will spray the liquid eye last.

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    #45

    Instructions In The Bathroom Of The Miniture Golf Course I Just Played.

    Instructions In The Bathroom Of The Miniture Golf Course I Just Played.

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    Paul K. Johnson
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Normal people just lick off their fingers so they don't get anything on anyone else.

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    boredhuman
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    im seriously dizzy reading this.

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    #46

    On The Instructions Of My Hairdryer...

    On The Instructions Of My Hairdryer...

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    LizzyM
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, no more "I woke up like this" pics...

    Sunzilla
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The bit about spray products outdoors is weirder...

    Mary Arrington
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'Do not direct hot air towards the eyes or other heat sensitive areas'. So when drying your coochie, turn it to low heat or in summer, to cool burst, if available...lol.

    Susan Gardner
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or "do not use on sleeping cat" lol

    Allana Rose
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fact that they actually have to write that is scary in it's implications!

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    #47

    This Caught My Attention When Reading The Tag For My Baby's Swim Diaper.

    This Caught My Attention When Reading The Tag For My Baby's Swim Diaper.

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    Hans
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am afraid that there have been people who put the "filled" thing right as it was into the washing machine with piles of other clothes.

    Out of chocolate
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never in purpose but a few times I've found "hidden gems" in the washer or dryer. BUT NO MORE!! All potty trained!!! (Sorry. If you have kids you understand how excited I am.)

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    Allana Rose
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Unwanted swimming companions"?? *LOL* best part for me!

    Paul K. Johnson
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What do these people have against drying your clothes on roof racks?

    #48

    Personal Care Instructions

    Personal Care Instructions

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    Valentina
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you Ô woolly item Guru ...

    Annie Williams
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You mean evaporate? Annoy people by getting on the socks? Start smelling if i stay bottled up for too long?

    Pi...
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Be like water... hmmm... so damp n perm-ruining.

    Susan Gardner
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's awesome and all, but what ARE the care instructions exactly lol

    Allana Rose
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awwww! My clothing made me feel good today!!

    Bethany
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought it said brush your tooth

    #49

    Instructions To Attach A Space Shuttle To The 747 Carrier Aircraft. You Have To Love Nasa's Sense Of Humor.

    Instructions To Attach A Space Shuttle To The 747 Carrier Aircraft. You Have To Love Nasa's Sense Of Humor.

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    Hans
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would like to add: "Allow at most 0,5 mm of tolerance despite no gravity."

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    #50

    Ipod Shuffle

    Ipod Shuffle

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    Gracelynn Noelle
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aww but that was what I was doing Sunday!

    LizzyM
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well to be honest it is a bit weird that you just can't eat an Apple these days...

    Kaitlyn Linde
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why we can't have nice things.

    Meowoui
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is what they all say when they can't decide on what it taste like

    sans.
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    duuuuude omg tbt when I had this exact same shuffle damn

    Steven Rundle
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't tell me how to live my life, Apple.

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    #51

    The Instructions For My New Bike Lamp Seem To Be Threatening Me...

    The Instructions For My New Bike Lamp Seem To Be Threatening Me...

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    #52

    For External Use Only

    For External Use Only

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    boredhuman
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    useless warning. people who try to contact it with their brain, doens't have a brain...

    Wombat34
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is for stuff used in hospitals where this could conceivably happen.

    #53

    Instructions Level: Military

    Instructions Level: Military

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    Alice Black
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lots of MRE's have this. I love it.

    Jim
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can confirm, MRE heaters do have this printed on them. Also the early 90's heaters made hydrogen as a byproduct, keep away from open flame.

    Kaitlyn Linde
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And these heaters are so cool just add water! Also the biggest rule NEVER set off these heaters inside your CLOTH tent!!

    Kaitlyn Linde
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha sadly some people in the military NEED this extra clarification or would spend all day looking for a rock if they did not have one!

    Kjorn
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they could just wrote something... a rock is a thing right?

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    #54

    Instructions Unclear

    Instructions Unclear

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    Adogcalledkitty
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's incorrect if there's a circle around your head

    Sunzilla
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah! Wondered about that circle. it obviously impairs your sight.

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    Keyz Karanza
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's for people who were born with one head atop another. Always wear helmet on top head.

    Alex Newell
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not wearing one is incorrect? That's the only thing I could see it meaning.

    Đoan Võ
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They mean don't wear it if there's any crack on it

    Kelly Johnson
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Phew, glad I never made that mistake

    Jovita A
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they both incorrect, there should be chin strap

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    #55

    A Tag On One Of The Shirts I Got For Christmas.

    A Tag On One Of The Shirts I Got For Christmas.

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    Allana Rose
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Keep your tips up and your bottom in shape? Who the hell are u to tell me what to do with my tips let alone my a*s??!!! Hmph!

    Evie Heaven
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, it should be on the pants...

    #56

    Instructions On A Salad Dressing Dispenser Found In A Charity Shop. I Have No Idea.

    Instructions On A Salad Dressing Dispenser Found In A Charity Shop. I Have No Idea.

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    Talia Johnson
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Put a body on the terrace...sounds like embalming instructions!

    Dani Dancheva
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow! And you try to make some sense out of it all the way to the end!!! These guys are evil :)

    Meowoui
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well that was clear as mud.

    Paul K. Johnson
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm thinking the hour of oil is after the kids are in bed, yes?

    Maria Beilschmidt
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In full fig...with a personal status. I think this oil is coming on to me ;)

    Clare McDuff
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This project brought to you by Yoda and Trump.

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    #57

    Thank God For Instructions

    Thank God For Instructions

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    Bobby Jones
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good thing you're following the instructions, there could be dire circumstances otherwise....

    Emily Fraser
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you don't follow the instructions you will die! (Sarcastic)😂

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    #58

    Instructions Unclear. Literally.

    Instructions Unclear. Literally.

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    Hans
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The safety rating resembles the flag of Germany, which is particularly suspicious.

    Marina
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not Germany's flag because it has dark blue instead of black :D

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    LuckyPineapple
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this reminds me of all the drive thru's that say "picture menus available upon request" as if you could read that to know that

    Oliver Gloxin
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How can you even make something "proudly American"?

    Bobbi Newell
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Somebody at Zep took "Proudly American Made" a bit too far...

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lately, chemical products have a peel-away label with multi-lingual instructions on the inside, for whatever reason they couldn't do that here. Hopefully you weren't being racist...

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    #59

    Who's The Idiot That Made This Warning Label Necessary?

    Who's The Idiot That Made This Warning Label Necessary?

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    Cat on a bike
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    probably someone who wanted to curl his/her eyelashes...

    Claire
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    @Valinka - you can curl with a straightener

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    Sara Snyder
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My friend actually burned her cornea when her mom was curling her hair with a curling rod. She turned around too fast right as her mom moved forward.

    Debra Starr Moon
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The idiot who burned themselves trying to curl their eyelashes, and then sued because the manufacturer didn't warn them not to.

    Lauren Ringel
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I flip my head forward and straighten with my head upside down to get rid of the lines near the root of my hair. I've scorched my eyes before... not fun.

    Bobbi Newell
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Disturbing. This same warning came with my curling iron.

    meow point1
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like something Leni Loud might try to do.

    Vaida Kuodytė
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Many, many newly-blind Americans :D.

    LuckyPineapple
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you know this warning has to be on here because someone actually did this.....smh

    LuckyPineapple
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you know this warning has to be on here because someone actually did this....smh

    Signe Mollerup
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you have curly eyelashes, it's formidable!

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    #60

    Behave Like An Animal

    Behave Like An Animal

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    #62

    When The Instructions Give You Sass...

    When The Instructions Give You Sass...

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    #63

    Do Not

    Do Not

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    Ladam
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're not the boss of me!!

    Emily Fraser
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do not comment. Why? There is a giraffe! It will be the boss! 😝

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    Kaitlyn Linde
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That giraffe man is from my nightmares!

    Meowoui
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well look at Joe the Giraffe, he's all buff

    #64

    Funny Instructions

    Funny Instructions

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    #65

    Please Read Instructions Carefully

    Please Read Instructions Carefully

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    Meowoui
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is where our X-RAY vision comes into play.

    Izzy's Maid
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think that is their way of forcing you to use a licensed bicycle dealer.

    Paul Kraly
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Do not stick anything in the jet, especially your d**k. Mike Will explain." :D :D :D

    Kaitlyn Linde
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even if you use the preferred method of peeling off a sticker at a 45 degree angle it is still going to leave behind that white residue!! (Stepdad designed 3M products) apparently the 45 degree angle is KEY!!

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