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Have you ever been so desperate for money that you had to resort to some of the weirdest ways of making it? Like entering a sleep study where you’ll have to sleep with electrodes attached to your head, participating in market research for a new beer (with the samples tasting like the devil’s underpants), or even… working in life insurance? If you've ever been in this situation, then you’ll find the answers from this AskReddit thread extremely relatable. And if you’ve never been near this kind of rock bottom, then treat these tales of the things people did when they were desperate for money as proof of human ingenuity and willpower. Without any further ado, here’s what the Reddit community had to share when they were asked about the ways to make money when you’re truly desperate.

This desperate for money Reddit thread is a real treasure trove of unbelievable stories, so much so that we never thought there were so many original ways to make money. Including, but not limited to, pawning someone’s trash, holding a sign at an intersection, working as a human ‘lab rat,’ or planting tulip bulbs in Holland (absolutely not as romantic as one might’ve thought). And no, most of these jobs, or rather lengths that people went to when they were in need of money, are not necessarily degrading, more so very unusual, not mainstream, and sometimes involving strenuous physical work. Either way, the stories are truly something!

So, ready to check out the tales that people in this Reddit thread shared about the times they were desperate for more money? If so, just scroll on down below. Rank these stories if you’d like by giving them your vote since now they are in no particular order (however, they’re all equally interesting).

#1

"Was homeless for a while when I younger and lived in Massachusetts. Summer, was easy but late fall to like the middle of spring it was FAR too cold to not to have a bed, so we’d stay at a local motel, cancel the stay during the day so we didn’t have to pay then rebook for the night time, we’d also take steal money from the tip jar, some little old lady always worked the front, she knew the situation and was perfectly fine with us taking the tips and only booking the nights. She even told us where they would put the buffet food no one ate, which they would store in a chilled room for the workers to eat but they never did. Eventually, the manager of the motel found us out and almost kicked us to the curb, but thankfully he was a nice guy and my dad talked him into letting us stay/letting my dad and mom work there as well as all 4 of us (me, my dad, my mom, and my sister) stay in the suite which had 3 beds instead of the 1 bed and a large couch which all the other rooms had. Thanks to that man (god bless his soul, he died in 2020 from Covid) we were able to eventually move into project development, and then sometime after into our own apartment. I’m now 16 almost 17, this was 5 years ago. I now live in a pretty decent-sized house that my parents own) in one of the many southern states (not disclosing for my privacy). Just as a reminder to everyone going through hard times no matter what the situation is, it will get better, just give it time and continue working for what you want."

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wyngerd
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The head of my housekeeping department came like that to my company. Best catch ever. She has troubles and does strange things. But she and her husband safed my life when I was poisend with rofies on the first night of dutch corona curfew.

zak
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Glad everything worked out, the motel staff/owner sound like great people 😁

and_a_touch_of_the_’tism
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

TL/DR: figures out how to stay in a motel for free, when they get caught the owner hires OP’s parents and lets them live there.

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    #2

    "I was newly broke as a joke and had a date in hours. She wanted to go to Red Lobster. I went through my car, my parents’ cars, sisters’ cars, couches, everything - looking for coins. I had a partially used gift card somewhere as well. I took it all to the grocery store, cashed in the change, and sold the gift card for practically nothing. I had just enough to cover myself. If she expected me to get the bill, I was finished. I’d have to own up to having like $31.25 to my name. Luckily, she didn’t. She piped up and split the bill. So now we’re married."

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    #3

    "About ten years ago when I was homeless, a kind old homeless lady that I used to buy water and snacks for was crying because she was twenty dollars short of getting a hotel room for the night and she wanted to shower so bad. So I had a friend drive me to Walmart and I walked around the parking lot looking for receipts until I found one with something decent that wasn't food. It had a $40 case of diapers on it. So I went inside, matched the barcode on the receipt to a box of diapers on the shelf, and went up to customer service and said my mom wanted me to return them. Got $40 cash, gave half to the lady for her hotel, and spent that rest on food and drinks. She was so happy she started crying again and hugged me. I still think about that day a lot."

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    pat hayes
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    good on you and screw off anyone who will complain about it being theft......walmart can afford $40........

    Maltaros
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I agree until fifty people all do the same thing and it starts costing real money for the company. (Okay, Walmart can probably afford 50 people doing this but you get the idea.)

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    Cliff Anderson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was in a donut drive thru at 5:15am waiting for them to open when a guy came out of the woods nearby and approached me for money. I gave him all I had minus the money for the radio station fundraiser coffee order. It was the least anyone could’ve done for a guy who slept rough in the trees overnight, I don’t care what his circumstances were.

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    #4

    "I was offered a signed copy of Albert Camus's "L'étranger" in my early 20s. It's my favorite book and my then-girlfriend spent a hefty amount of money to buy this for me. Years later I went through rough times and really needed money to pay my rent. And having no other practical solution, I ended up selling my beloved signed book to an acquaintance of mine. The funny thing is 17 years later he still had the book and accepted to sell it back to me for the same amount he bought it from me. Cheapest loan ever, I guess."

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    D3v1lD0ll
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "...Acquaintance..." Barring any major compatibility issues, that's a potential friend for life.

    Lisa H
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of a childhood friend of my mom's. Her father passed away fairly recently after battling some major health issues and before he passed, he was struggling to pay the medical bills so he sold his beloved antique car (not sure of the make and model, but it was from the 1930's) that he spent practically his whole life restoring to it's former glory. He sold it to a family friend, then some time after the father passed, this family friend sold it back to my mom's friend. She was over the moon about it and it actually made my mom tear up, which is NOT an easy thing for her to do. I hope that family friend is having a wonderful life ♥️

    #5

    "I was poor growing up. Really poor. One time (around age 8 or 9) I collected a bunch of buttons (wherever I could find them around the house) and then hit the street, door to door, trying to sell them for a buck a piece. It took me three hours to make 5 bucks. I was so excited that I finally had enough money to buy a sugary cereal (lucky charms). I went to 7-11, bought a box and got home to eat it, but we didn’t have milk so I started to cry. I ended up using water instead. It was very very pitiful. Fast forward 40 years and now I can buy MILK and cereal anytime I want. It’s great. I never take it for granted."

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    #6

    "I used to pose naked for art classes while I was an undergrad. The pay was pretty good, about 5 times the minimum wage. One grad student who was a good artist but kind of odd asked if I would do a private session of a few hours. I agreed as I was desperate for money. I figured that I had just been hired for sex. I was a bit conflicted but then just figured why not? I showed up cleaned and prepped and dressed to look good and it turned out that the artist really did want me to pose. During the whole thing, they were polite but very specific on poses and it was actually a bit challenging. They were so intense. While not particularly good looking the talent and effort was kind of a turn-on. By the end, I was half hoping it would turn into sex and they would keep telling me how to pose, what to do, etc. We went over the time but the artist was nice and grateful and paid extra. So I guess that I learned I would be willing to have sex for money in some situations."

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    #7

    "Got out of jail searched for 3 months before getting hired on at taco bell for 8 bucks an hour. Worked for 5 years there before I could start my own mowing business. After 10 years I am making roughly 50k a year. All the while I've been rebuilding my credit. Going into investment property next and currently studying programming (Java and C++)."

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    #8

    "I have lots of memories of "dumpster diving " for presents during the holiday season. At work recently, in an effort to make remote work more bearable, my team asked a question about what is holiday memory that is most distinct in your mind. So many people had these wonderful memories of playing in the snow or cooking something with their family or going on vacation to this place or that place. So many people had these descriptions of middle-class life because I'm in a white collar profession that is dominated almost exclusively by middle class white women. I didn't feel comfortable sharing my experience of digging through dumpsters for toys - for my siblings my parents as a holiday memory. I couldn't share that the most memorable thing that comes to my mind when I think of the holidays is when my family procured a Costco size package of breath mints. And we ate those non-stop for 4 weeks until I got an unbearable stomach ache. And what I remember most about that is that I can't eat breath mints any more because the smell of them makes me sick. But that is not the type of memory one can share with their coworkers, if they middle class white women, and expect to walk out of that transaction the same person. So I don't share that part of me with people that I spend a good amount of my day."

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    Tanya Venter
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope your Christmas was better after.

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    #9

    "I participated in some market research for a new beer. Sounded great at the time, ‘I get paid to drink beer?’ Anyway, it was a bunch of different beers in small plastic cups all of which started out tasting like the strainings of the devil’s underpants and progressively got worse. They kept bringing more out until one guy cracked, swiped all his beers off the table, and stormed out yelling ‘I wouldn’t even give this to my dog!’ I still don’t know if it was market research or some bizarre psychological experiment."

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    and_a_touch_of_the_’tism
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ‘The straining of the Devil’s underpants’ LMAO I’m stealing this

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    #10

    "I took out a payday loan to pay some bills, but I took out just a little extra. Went next door to the casino, played a poker tournament, and won. Went back to the loan shop, and since it was less than 24 hours they can not charge interest where I am at. Paid off the loan and walked away with the amount I originally borrowed. I do not recommend this financial strategy."

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    TheReader19
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Recommendation acknowledged

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    #11

    "Once when unemployed, I bought a bunch of king-size candy at Costco and went door to door selling it saying it was a fundraiser for a church youth group. Made a good profit and was able to pay rent that month."

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    #12

    "I wanted to pay for my kid's high school graduation ring - he worked so hard and was going to graduate against all odds. To pay for the ring and get it made and delivered in time for me to give it to him on graduation day, I sold my complete Sub Pop Singles Club collection. That included Nirvana's first 45 "Love Buzz" and extremely rare pressings from the White Stripes, Smashing Pumpkins, Iron and Wine, Death Cab for Cutie, and Sunny Day Real Estate. The ring arrived the day before Graduation Day."

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    Tanya Venter
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you for being such a great parent.

    GamerChick5567
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Class rings are a ripoff tho imo. Noone i know bought one lol

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    #13

    "I slept with my 64-year-old landlady. In my defense, it was either that or sleep on the streets."

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    Steve Robert
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plot twist:. He's actually 87 years old and just bragging!

    pat hayes
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you do what you gotta do......

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    #14

    "I lost my leg in January so a full year ago and am still waiting on assistance. I worked very hard my whole life and lost everything due to a medical misdiagnosis. I have gotten so hungry when I go out to intersections with a sign begging for money. It is one of the most degrading and humiliating things ever. Most people ignore me but when I got to the point that my hair was starting to fall out from lack of eating I had to do something. I am probably going to have to do that tomorrow actually because I am out of everything again. So yay me I guess."

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    TheReader19
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is so wrong on every level. What kind of society do we live in?

    Maltaros
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good luck!! I hope at least a few decent people see you and find a way to help you out.

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    #15

    "I joined a medical study that was researching the effects of severe weight gain and weight loss on bone marrow. Involved 10 days of eating 6000 calories a day and then 10 days of not eating anything. You had to stay in a hospital room the entire time. Every day they took a bone marrow sample which was decidedly not fun. $7000 at the end of the 20 days!"

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    D3v1lD0ll
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bone marrow samples are no joke. A friend of mine received $3000 for one in a medical study and suffered migraines months later. It paid for his trip to Thailand, but he said he'd never do anything like that again. In short, I think that you were massively underpaid.

    Ziggyc
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Agree.I have had them due to illness and they are nasty .

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    #16

    "Drive around nice apartment complexes and dig through their garbage like a raccoon for stuff I could pawn."

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    GamerChick5567
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes you find good stuff. I live at an expensive apartment because im working a low paying job now after quitting a high paying one from stress and too broke rn to just break the lease and clearly some people have too much money. So far i found a luxury chair, and a brand new dress and shirt in the garbo. All my money goes to rent. Found a coffee table also many years ago as well as my standup mirror and some paintings.

    #17

    "Medical study in college. I was told I would receive a free dental checkup as part of the study, as well as $75 (25 years ago). First, they gave me a questionnaire about going to the dentist and if I had any fears related to it. I didn’t. Going to the dentist sometimes involves discomfort but it’s always worth it. Next, they hooked a bunch of probes to my face, which stayed on for the entire study. They then had me watch a slide show of random images- a field of flowers, a toaster, a Rottweiler with teeth bared, a smiling woman, a dentist drill, a book, a gun pointed at the camera, an airplane, a dentist’s chair, etc. Then the dentist came in for a quick checkup. No cavities. He then tells me “I’m now going to use a Florida probe, which will measure the distance between your tooth and gum.” He then sticks the probe between the tooth and gum of my back molar and I nearly jump out of the chair in pain- that hit the nerve and it hurt. He then applied the Florida probe to every one of my teeth, to the point I was doing a quick, panicky inhale every time he went in. When he was finished all of my teeth felt like they were vibrating. They then had me watch the slideshow again. Remember the questionnaire, the probes, and the images? Oh, I get it. They’re trying to detect a new fear response when dentist-related images appear. I seriously considered spending my $75 on a baseball bat and going back to tell them what I thought of their study."

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    Terry Tobias
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a psych experiment. I'm surprised they were allowed to inflict pain. That's not right.

    Lila Allen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah that violated a TON of ethical restrictions and the person running the study was not likely a legit researcher. No university would allow this

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    Shark Lady
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't believe that this passed any ethics board. Experiments like this are rarely given the okay after Milgram's experiments because of the psychological harm caused.

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    #18

    "Now that DNA is all out there, donating a total of 25 eggs to get through college hits a lot differently. Please don’t find me?!"

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    JesseyM
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my god! I did that too back in the day and didn't even think about the whole DNA thing

    Jessie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So how much did that pay? Was it worth it?

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    #19

    "Just before I graduated high school, I had an interview for a summer job. I lived in a suburb, but the interview was in downtown Milwaukee. My mom dropped me off, but didn't care if I had any money to get home, nor would she come to get me. Oh, and she'd taken my phone from me too... On my way back, I went through Grand Avenue mall (it's made up of a bunch of buildings downtown) since it was raining. I lucked out HARD when a woman asked if I'd be interested in giving my opinion on some products, and they'd pay me $20. It was a godsend, and I almost cried when they gave me the cash after."

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    #20

    "Consumed a full bottle of Tabasco sauce for $300. The guests thought I couldn’t do it but that was the easiest $300 of my life."

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    Lisa H
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm guessing it was easy up until they had to go the loo...

    and_a_touch_of_the_’tism
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you know you have the same capsaicin receptors in your a**s and your mouth?

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    #21

    "Participated in a sleep study where they had us wired up to electrodes to monitor our responses at periodic intervals across 3 days without sleep. It was brutal. I learned I cannot go without sleep for 2 days in a row."

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    Terry Tobias
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sleep deprivation is a well known torture technique. I am very susceptible to psychosis if I go without sleep because of my bipolar disorder. It really messes me up. I have to take Ambien to make sure that I sleep; nothing else works.

    Shark Lady
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My maximum is three nights but I start talking gibberish and have auditory hallucinations. When I was working I rarely went more than one night without sleep.

    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once, instead of the 40hr famine, I did 40hrs without sleep.

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    #22

    "Spent three weeks on my knees planting tulip bulbs in a field in Holland in October. My bulbs were covered in formaldehyde and a layer of skin fell off my hands. Slept in a semi-derelict caravan and lived off raw carrots. Fortunately, there was also some good hash and you could buy beer for two quid a crateful to take the edge off."

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    zak
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope they weren't all orange carrots, because that can literally turn your skin orange, which is just another problem you really wouldn't need. 🫤

    Miles Mawyer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That happened to a cousin of mine when he was a baby. All he ate was the carrot baby food.

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    #23

    "I met a complete stranger from the internet to sell him some used underwear. If it were a send it in the mail thing, it wouldn't have been a big deal. But part of it was that he wanted me to meet him to give them to him. And then he would pay me in cash. It was a pretty good amount so, i went for it. We talked for a while beforehand and he was really nice. I didn't get the vibe that I was gonna get killed, and I needed the money. It was a quick meet in a walmart parking lot. Nothing really bad happened."

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    GamerChick5567
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine if it was an undercover undies cop and they arrested them like it was a drug deal LOL my brain sometimes

    Shark Lady
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think op was extremely lucky. Meeting in a public place doesn't always guarantee safety.

    Erica Knapp
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ngl, I once saw a request on craigslist for used undies and actually thought about doing it, but didn't.

    #24

    "I went on "a date" with a public defender so that he would complete my emancipated minor case for free. I was 17 and abandoned by my family."

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    Nilsen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And I really hope that as soon as the ink on their papers had dried, they reported that public defender for "inappropriate behaviour".

    zak
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Assuming "a date" was a sexual favor, I hope they got the attorney disbarred and incarcerated. What a disgusting excuse for a human, taking advantage of a minor in a terrible situation like that, and I would bet money that OP wasn't their only victim.

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    #25

    "Searched every square inch of our house and yard to gather every penny we could find to buy food with my dad and brother. We ended up with around 7-8 bucks and bought some pinto beans and tortillas. It tasted amazing after not eating for a couple of days."

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    Shark Lady
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Been there, we got enough to buy a bag of cheap pasta as we didn't find much. The only thing left in our fridge was butter so we ate pasta with butter and black pepper for a few days until payday.

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    #26

    "Found an empty bottle of Mirinda on the streets of Hamburg and walked a mile to the university canteen where I knew the deposit was slightly higher. I had no money whatsoever so those extra fifty cents were welcomed (This was back when a bottle of Astra was one Euro)."

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    #27

    "Worked a soul-crushing job for... (checks watch)... 25 years."

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    #28

    "I ghostwrote a famous person's son's book for $3,000."

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    Thegoodboi
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spill the beans! Who was it??

    Shark Lady
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They can't because they signed an NDA and would get sued.

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    #29

    "Not a terrible thing, but I sold everything of value that I owned (jewelry, my piano, collectibles, etc) to pay my bird's vet bills. I'd do it again in a heartbeat, though."

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    Jessie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A piano?! What on earth did your bird have?

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    #30

    "Webcamming. Still doing it, unfortunately. I have a real job but 3 kids suck all my money away."

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    #31

    "Waited in an alley to rob the first person to walk by. Came to my senses and went home left before that could happen. I'd lost my job through no fault of my own, my partner left me as a direct result, I was homeless, and I hadn't eaten in two days. Again. I just couldn't take it anymore."

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    TooTall
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Glas you didn't rob someone. Hope you're in a better place these days...

    Frank Miller
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How did you "came to my senses and went home" if you were homeless?

    Maltaros
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They were probably couch-surfing or staying somewhere at least semi-dry and warm. Not a real home but someplace to crash.

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    #32

    "Back in 1993, I went on a road trip around the US for the summer with friends (in a VW camper van, of course). I ran out of money somewhere along the Gulf coast. One of my friends had a tin full of embroidery thread, so I started doing hair wraps at beach tourist traps. I ended up making about $100 a day, and as my friends ran out of money they joined in. By the time we’d worked our way up the East Coast, we had multiple organizers full of embroidery thread and beads. It covered our campgrounds, food, and fuel. Once we ran out of beach towns, we headed back home."

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    B.Nelson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's kind of ingenious.

    Terry Tobias
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember hair wraps! They were pretty much everywhere. I had some when I was young and cute!

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    #33

    "A travel agency in my hometown that booked Disney vacations and cruises started offering party hosts dressed as Disney characters, I was young at the time but all it took was a little bit of makeup to make me look like Jack Sparrow. I made 100 dollars an hour to act like a drunken ass in front of the kids and tie a balloon or paint a face here and there, and the worst of the moms would pay to see Jack in private. I think word spread cause PoTC become a huge request and I knew some angry dads I didn't know about were gonna come knocking one day so I quit."

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    and_a_touch_of_the_’tism
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    PoTC? Edit: nvm I looked it up I’m just stupid

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    #34

    "In 7th grade, I did a horrible attempt at the worm at a school dance for $1."

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    Bored Trash Panda
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    1 month ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My son ate a worm when he was little for $1 (not from me! I would not have done that to him.) I was actually pissed about it because they can carry parasites and bacteria that can hurt you.

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    #35

    "Let these rich hunt me in a forest with paintball guns and I had to be in just my underwear. I learned quickly that it wasn’t so much about the hunt they just wanted to humiliate me. Completely regret it but I was a few hundred short on rent."

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    David
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hope you most dangerous gamed those guys and managed to take them all out with simple traps.

    TheReader19
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG! What kind of society do we live in, why do rich people come across as evil arseholes?

    Jessie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because good things never make good stories

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    pat hayes
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    watch movie " The Hunt" what a scream!!🤣

    #36

    "I made $50 when I was randomly approached in a bar to be on a foot fetish site. There was no nudity or actual sexiness involved. Just a lot of pictures of women's feet on my face, chest, etc... It was way more uncomfortable than it should have been."

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    zak
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've never been able to understand foot fetishes. I'm not trying to kink-shame anyone, I just could never figure out what would prompt a human brain to sexualize/fetishize a foot 🤷🏼‍♂️

    Shark Lady
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me neither, I hate having my feet touched or touching other's feet. Each to their own though.

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    #37

    "I pawned some handmade jewelry that was passed to me from someone very special. When I got paid less than 2 weeks later, my items were "missing" from the pawn shop. I have never gotten over that and it makes me sad I never even got to wear her jewelry to something special."

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    zak
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dang, that really sucks. How do they compensate you when they don't have your pawned items anymore, and you're still within the time limit to get them back?

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    #38

    "Those dumb surveys. Wasn't worth the time I wasted, only got like ten bucks total before I gave up."

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    #39

    "I was two feet away from getting a payday loan before I came to my senses."

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    #40

    "I scrounged every inch of my car, trunk, under the carpet, pulled out seats, to find enough change not to bounce a check. I needed less than $1 and had about an hour to find the money and deposit it. The banker lady knew what was up when I made the deposit. 30-some years later and I still haven’t bounced a check."

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    #41

    "As a kid with a single parent, I was aware of the financial struggles from the start. I wanted to help my mum somehow. When I was 6 or 7, just before Christmas, I handmade Christmas cards (I loved drawing and coloring in - I'm not saying it was any good but I was enthusiastic and creative) and went door-to-door selling them to people on our street. I remember selling some and my mum accusing me of stealing money because she didn't believe anyone would buy them. 3 years later, my mum occasionally helped out at the flower nursery and would bring me with her. I noticed they would discard some flowers because they weren't in perfect shape, I asked if I can take some with me. They let me have them and I plucked bad petals/leaves and used wire to keep some of the wilted ones upright. I made 2 bunches from the cast-offs and sat next to the local bus stop around the time people were coming back from work. Sold them within 20 minutes and immediately went to buy my nerdy self a kids' puzzle magazine (that was the only thing I'd ask my mum for every month)"

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    #42

    "Retail Security. I had to put up with actual violence, threats of violence, being shouted at, having hypodermic needles waved in my face, having excrement thrown at me, 15-minute breaks (two of them per 14-hour shift), and being the blame for anything going wrong in the store. The shop staff was the worst. In their eyes, I was the lowest of the low and 'Should know my place'. One or two were OK, but the rest got a kick out of dropping me in it. Say hello to someone when you come in to work. Got reported. Didn't say hello to the next day to the same person, I got reported for it. The staff thought that they could talk down to me, and treated me badly and I had to stand there and take it. Dear help me if I said anything in return - they could threaten me with violence, but if I snapped back, I got reported to my company and the store employee was given counseling. And all I did was tell someone to f*** off after they said that they would, given half a chance, stab me. That was completely out of the blue: the employee was in an aisle that I was patrolling down and came out with it, they were deadly serious. But telling someone threatening to stab you to f*** off is apparently the worst criminals out there, according to that particular store. You couldn't pay me to go back."

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    #44

    "Started scamming meal delivery companies to be able to eat- I’d break open the ice pack and claim all the food was damaged, then I’d get comped for the meals and get a whole new box delivered for free. Felt very shameful but hunger is real."

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    and_a_touch_of_the_’tism
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can also call fast food restaurants and claim that they game you/your kid/your companion food that triggered an allergic reaction (cheeseburger to a lactose intolerant kid for example) after you told them not to, they’ll sometimes send you vouchers if you do it right.

    #45

    "While I never sold blood to buy alcohol, there was a time when I'd donate blood every Friday night in order to require less alcohol."

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    zak
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unless it was symptomatic of alcoholism, that's a win-win situation right there. Plus, doing something good like donating blood feels good to do, so you probably got a bit of a dopamine boost every Friday, too. 🙂

    Argie Smith
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the dopamine was OP's point...

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    Hilary Mol
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you mean you donated plasma every Friday? Because you can only donate blood every 52 days. They won't let you donate blood any more often than that.

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    #46

    "Asked friends and family for help. My lowest point in life was when I had to ask them for money. I paid them back immediately but it's still my worst memory. I felt so defeated for some reason."

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    #47

    "You know you have reached rock bottom when you start working in Life Insurance. On my last leg I got my insurance liscense and then learned the job was purely commission and you make more money if you are a "manager". Only to find out that as a manager you have operational costs. So you actually end up spending more money just to get through the month. Then you find out it's a pyramid scheme. This is not an insurance company it is a hiring company that had a revolving door that never stopped spinning."

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    #48

    "I participated in a food study where I couldn’t eat for a day before, arrived at the lab crazy early in the morning, had a tube put down my throat, and lay there for six hours as they pumped liquids into and out of my stomach. After the first two hours I begged them to at least turn on the TV, but they would only let me watch PBS so I couldn’t accidentally see any commercials about food. It wasn’t fun but the pay was decent and they served me a steak dinner afterward."

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    #49

    "Sang in the NYC subway while panhandling anyone that made eye contact. Got the $50 I needed to take a bus south out of the city."

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    #50

    "Sold my unused blood glucose test strips to a woman in a Sonic parking lot. I’d do it again just for the rush."

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    #51

    "Fight another woman in a bikini, easy money."

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    #52

    "I participated in an experiment where a company put various natural skin lotions on my arm and took a record of how my body reacted to it most lotions felt great, some gritty, and 1 even left a burn on my arm. That was the best $300 I made in a day."

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    #53

    "Chugged a red solo cup filled with months-old bong water for $500."

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    Matt
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NO!!!! I spit at just getting a little squirt in my mouth from the GB!

    Argie Smith
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...and puked immediately after

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    #54

    "Gave up on my dreams, went to school, and found full-time employment."

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    #55

    "I sold nudes. I’m not proud of it and I didn’t make much at all but it put some food on the table and I got gas to put in my car."

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    #56

    "I put up political signs in the middle of the night. It was very sketchy, but I was in college and had a short break in employment and needed cash."

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    #57

    "I participate in clinical studies! Just ones that let me go home lol. Just finished my second one, kinda weird to get laid for free health info and to take stuff that can potentially help or harm me. But overall have had a positive experience and hopefully this leads to helping more people!"

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    Terry Tobias
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was involved in clinical studies while in college. My university has a teaching research medical center and is constantly running important studies. I was in a pneumonia vaccine one and a flu study that took a week. A group of us, mainly university students, were put up in a hotel and given a mild dose of the flu virus. They were testing an oral pill that was supposed to prevent us from getting sick. It was actually kind of fun. We hung out in the common room, watched movies or did some quiet reading or work. It was running during spring break so we didn't miss any school. I also participated in some psych studies. It was an interesting way to make some extra money.

    V
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, done medical studies to pay the bills.

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    #58

    "I sold my original Charizard for 10 pounds when I was 6."

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    zak
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know almost nothing about Pokémon, but isn't that one of the ones that's worth like a million dollars in mint condition? Ouch ☹️

    Ches Yamada
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's worth a bit, but if you want them to be worth the most you can get you have to pay quite a lot to get them professionally graded. I have tons of old holos, but they're not worth much unless I send them to a company, they look them over and encase them in a lucite frame after charging me a few hundred. I decided to just keep everything for now lol

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    #59

    "Sold my underwear."

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    #60

    "Held a sign for people to see at an intersection. Normally this isn't bad. However, it is a local thing to bully those that do by throwing food items like milkshakes and slushies at them. Which is why I was hesitant to do so."

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    #61

    "Selling condoms in a male restroom at a bar. Needed cash for a train ticket back home to the neighboring town. Was just standing in a corner offering rubber for some coins."

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    #62

    "Dug under a Chinese Restaurant without shoring or permits to get to a clogged grease trap. Pulled and replaced hundreds of fluorescent ballasts (old school ones loaded with PCB’s) without safety gear."

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    #63

    "A few years after high school, one of my HS crushes messaged me on Facebook. I was in between jobs and still living at home. She said she was coming back into town and wanted to hang out. I didn't have any money for a "date"... I took some rifles that were handed down to me by family to a pawn shop to sell. They offered me a ridiculously low amount. I felt embarrassed and put on the spot. I wanted the "date" to happen. Sold the rifles. Next day we got to talking and she apologized and told me we would not be hanging out and that she was going on a date with one of her crushes from high school."

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    #64

    "Sold my pokemon card collection for cheap to pay rent. Mostly xy and black and white series stuff. Probably worth 5 times more now."

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    #65

    "Worked nearly 20 years in a place that I knew was toxic, was full of toxic people, and put me regularly in direct contact with some of the worst examples humanity had to offer."

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    #66

    "Online surveys. Most of them only pay 5 or 10 cents and can take 30 minutes. I would make 70-100 dollars a week doing them basically full time."

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    #67

    "I once picked up a bunch of quarters off the floor of a frat living room."

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    wyngerd
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this code? Does frat mean humiliation by students?

    Ches Yamada
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A Frat house is a fraternity - a clique kind of place where college kids that get accepted into the group live. It's generally thought to be nasty, especially the men's frathouses -- due to constant partying, drinking & whatnot.

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    #68

    "Stripping wire. For the copper."

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    #69

    "Sold my eggs at 24. Big payday in 1994."

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    #70

    "Started to play online poker from zero, never played before. While homeless. Once I met a guy who was sitting and playing poker, I talked with him for an hour while he was playing and that gave me the idea that this is my chance. My goal was to make $10 every night playing in a computer club. It worked and became sustainable for me. After I fixed my life a bit, got a roof and my own pc, I tried to make poker my life-long thing but I couldn't. When my life wasn't depend on the poker income the game starter bore me. I couldn't focus on playing and lost interest completely. I don't think I ever played poker after."

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    #71

    "Broken up proper cigarettes to make roll-ups I could sell at school."

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    #72

    "Long ago I was on a low-budget reality tv show and got paid 700 for 1 day of filming. In hindsight, it was pretty cringe."

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    #73

    "I sold pics of my feet and shoes I wore. Good times!!"

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    #74

    "I searched for subscriber specials on YouTube from small YouTubers, where they gave away amazon gift cards by subscribing/liking their video. I don't know how many times I did that, but I won 10€ once."

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    #75

    "Sold an '80s Kramer Ferrington guitar for $300. Regret that regularly."

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    #76

    "Waited at a Carl’s Jr. for a repo job, tow guy never showed up, the owner came by a half hour later gave me $100 bucks and told me to show up same time tomorrow. I did it for 3 days night shift and nopped outta there, good money but not worth it and that was with me riding along with someone."

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    #77

    "Sold my grandad’s hunting rifle he passed down to me in order to keep the power on at home. The 2008 recession was hard."

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    #78

    "I once pretended to play bongo drums behind a troupe of samba dancers on live television."

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    #79

    "I ate a live Cicada for $20 so I could get Whataburger after a wild party. 4/10 tasted like grass."

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    #80

    "Drove around in the middle of the night in my small town with bolt cutters. I opened up every single newspaper stand I could find and probably made a good $300 that night in quarters."

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    Hiro Lee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sure the independent contractor who BTW BUYS the newspapers to fill those racks was happy with your ingenuity.

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