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They’re wacky and wondrous, bizarre and tasteless, impossible to explain and somehow captivating. Ladies and gents, welcome to the wacky world of stock photography, where commercial photography meets “what on earth is going on there?” moments, making it one of the internet’s most beloved forms of memes.

And thanks to the Twitter page “Dark Stock Photos” that delivers exactly what it says, we have the most cringy collection to feast on, but with a messed up twist. The Grim Reaper shaking hands with a doctor next to a body laying motionless in a hospital bed? Check. A kid putting a salami tranche into a CD drive? Yep. And it’s pointless listing more, because the craziest thing you can think of—it’s there.

So get your popcorn ready for the sheer stock craziness below, and after you’re done, be sure to check our previous articles with hilariously bad stock photos here, here, and here.

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Two images showing a doctor interacting with a patient and a person in a grim reaper costume, stock photography humor.

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    Woman holding a pot behind a man smiling while eating, illustrating the dark side of stock photography humor.

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    Man proposing with ring looking distracted as woman in red dress walks away in dark stock photography scene.

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    Most of the stock photo gems look absolutely pointless. I mean, who’d need a shot of a woman pointing a baguette at a chef in a bakery robbery? Incredibly, stock imagery is basically a reflection of the demand for very, even if absurdly, specialized imagery.

    When a stock bank user is browsing through the archive, they already have a more or less clear specific idea about what they’re looking for. But the whole challenge the commercial photographers face is being ahead of the demand and anticipating users' needs before they even type in the keywords in the search bar.

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    Person in a bird costume reading a book to another person trapped inside a large birdcage, dark side stock photography.

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    Male nurse in blue scrubs taking a selfie making a peace sign while an elderly man struggles in a wheelchair behind him.

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    Man lying in bed with a scary alien figure beside him representing dark side of stock photography humor.

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    Usually, it’s the contributing photographers who figure out what the subscribers will be looking for on stock collections like Shutterstock. Then, there are the website's top photographers, illustrators, and videographers who get direct orders from the content team.

    With time, stock imagery has become its own aesthetic category that blends the hyperrealism and absurdity of everyday life. It’s exactly what makes them so appealing for an internet that’s inherently run by jokes, memes, and everything that doesn’t fit the definition.

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    Red-haired boy in a vest placing bologna slices inside a computer disk drive in a dark stock photography scene.

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    Spoon with alphabet pasta spelling help in tomato sauce, showcasing dark side of stock photography humor.

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    Close-up of a human eye with teeth inside, illustrating a dark side of stock photography concept.

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    Surreal stock photo showing hands holding a red, swollen knee with an elderly face expressing pain, dark stock photos.

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    Man buried in sand at beach yawning with blurred woman standing near ocean in dark stock photography style.

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    Horse stuck in a door frame outside a broken door with a woman in pajamas inside in dark stock photography humor.

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    Hand reaching towards a glowing toilet bowl in a surreal dark stock photography concept image.

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    Collage of cyclists humorously falling off bikes in various outdoor settings, highlighting the dark side of stock photography.

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    Person handing euro banknote in exchange for a toilet paper roll in a dark stock photos style image.

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    Toilet seat with colorful push pins stuck around the edge, illustrating the dark side of stock photography humor.

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    Burnt toast slices placed around a bathtub faucet, illustrating dark side of stock photography humor.

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    Person wearing a gas mask at a desk with a computer surrounded by dark smoke in a stock photography image.

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    Banana in a hot dog bun with ketchup on a paper plate, showcasing the dark side of stock photography humor.

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    Man with bunny ears and fake teeth holding Easter basket in humorous dark stock photography style.

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    Man in casual beige shirt and jeans holding rock above seated duplicate, dark side of stock photography humor.

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    Man in shirt and tie kissing a mop head wearing sunglasses in a humorous dark side stock photography scene.

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