Get Premium
Dark mode theme is available exclusively for premium users. Learn more about the benefits of subscribing.
No fees, cancel anytime.
Dark Mode 
No fees, cancel anytime 
then open in external browser
and click "Open in External Browser" 
'War and Peas' is created by the artist duo Elizabeth Pich & Jonathan Kunz.
We started this webcomic in 2011 and are very happy that we could build a loyal and loving followership. Last year we managed to sign an international book deal with the publisher Andrews McMeel. That means that we found the same home as the Peanuts, Calvin & Hobbes and many of our fellow webcomic colleagues.
You can now preorder the book called “Funny Comics for Dirty Lovers.” And if you missed some of our older material, you can check out these 4 posts on Bored Panda here, here, here and here.
More info: warandpeas.contactin.bio | Facebook | Instagram | warandpeas.com
This post may include affiliate links.
#1
Final score:
268points
Sean Argento 4 years ago (edited)
I actually feel bad for the human... how could you be so dumb as to think that the cloud looks like a fat whale? lol
RELATED:
#2
Final score:
267points
Super Hero Fan Girl 5 years ago
Def going to need "The Dark Adventures of Nibbles" graphic novel soon.
Sparrow McIntosh 2 years ago
Pitiful Human dared to touch me? How dare he? He must die. Or maybe I should spare him now that he is petting me…
Steven Strauss 5 years ago
One gets the feeling these cat pieces were all conceived by people whom cats did not like.
#3
Final score:
259points
Katchen 5 years ago
Oh geez, now I see you were making a pun. IT. *facepalm* Well, maybe someone else honestly didn’t get IT and my other comment helps them.
Load More Replies...
Baali Venomax 5 years ago
Wow the IT franchaise has really messed things up for them hasn't it?
#4
Final score:
258points
Becca Gizmo the Squirrel 5 years ago
She wants santa to burn and will probably hide to watch it happen...wow this whole thing got dark.
#5
Final score:
247points
Becca Gizmo the Squirrel 5 years ago
In my head I heard the old butler man in mr. Deeds yell it in the echo room.
#6
Final score:
241points
Baali Venomax 5 years ago
Not to mention if she/he sees you alive again, she/he'll think she/he's going mad. Win Win.
#7
Hans 5 years ago
If there is any god, he or she surely pities people full of hate holding signs.
Mewton’s Third Paw 5 years ago
That really depends on which god would be real. Some of the mainstream ones are super angry, jealous and vengeful so they might love the signs.
Load More Replies...
beloved 5 years ago
Funny, Jesus taught us to LOVE others, yet so many in the church hate. I follow Jesus, and I don't hate you. I don't care abput your religion, background, ethnicity, sexual orientation, "gender", whatever! I'm called to love, so I do. You will NOT find a true Christian acting in the fashion depicted by the comic. What the drawn Jesus did in the comic, is exactly what you should do if you go to a church that promotes hate.
Beth Arriaga 5 years ago
Wish I could upvote your comment 1000 times. Imagine a world where all Christians felt this way? And go further, imagine if all religions' believers felt this way?!? We are ALL called by our basic humanity to love one another and the Earth that provides for us. It's simple - but we seem to be epically good at screwing it up
Load More Replies...
Isabella Fagan 5 years ago
The Christian God says we shouldn't judge others so he would hate those signs
Mack-doodle 5 years ago
Lets all respect eachothers religions, belifs, and wants. It makes me very sad when every one is disrespecting each other
A Water Bottle 5 years ago (edited)
Ah, I’m sorry I misunderstood this comic, I didn’t fully understand the fake Christian part. I am a Christian and I was trying to say what I have been taught. Nosfentor please try to keep your religious opinions to yourself.
beloved 5 years ago
Nosfentor sounds like a child. That means they don't understand, so don't let it hurt you. Lots of people say hateful things about things they don't understand.
Load More Replies...
Musashi 5 years ago
I completely agree with the comic. If you think you need to believe in a mythical god and an imaginary friend to have compassion for your fellow humans, animals and environment, I feel sorry for you. That's been a 2000 year corruption racket.
Charlese Bonca 5 years ago
Why would you feel sorry for us? We're happy and have a hope and faith in something. It may sound ridiculous to you but for Christians it's our whole life. It's not a corruption racket. Jesus loves you and I'll be praying for you.
Load More Replies...
Donna Leske 5 years ago
"If your deepest beliefs fit on a sign - it's a sign you need to rethink your beliefs." You're welcome.
Freya the Wanderer 5 years ago
"In truth, there was only one Christian, and he died on the cross." - Nietzsche Sometimes it seems as though Nietzsche was right.
#8
Final score:
238points
#9
Final score:
234points
glowworm2 5 years ago
I love that mom's not disappointed that he's a murderer, just that he's a clown-themed murderer.
Hendra Lim 5 years ago
like... john wick? i mean, he looks good, but he's still a murderer
Load More Replies... 
Cassandra Soleil Tiano 3 years ago
wow i hope your son is actually an alien and possess millions of people and murdered kids
#11
Final score:
232points
Let’s All Just Try And Be Decent 5 years ago
I think her point was she was happy to go home with him ;D
Load More Replies...
Luke Warren 5 years ago
Anyone else notice how she leans in when he starts talking about body parts?
A. Sherlocat 5 years ago
"I am fully functional, and programmed in multiple techniques." What no Trek fans here??
Denis Toruan 5 years ago
Plot twist, she's dating her android phone and glued to it every day.
#12
Final score:
227points
#13
Final score:
225points
George Migash 5 years ago
Isn’t this just a joke about the phrase “ colder than a witch's tit”?
#15
Final score:
221points
Bernice Wittwer 5 years ago
It’s nice to see an intelligent history comment!
Load More Replies... Colin Leetham 5 years ago
Pride and envy aren't working well for you.... try gluttony instead!
#18
Final score:
203points
Hans 5 years ago
This must be the first queer fairytale that I see. Should be turned into a Disney movie.
Birma Gustafsson 5 years ago
There is actually an older fairytale about a princess fighting trolls and dragons, and having a lot of adventures until she finally turned into a prince and married the most beautiful princess in the world. You can find it in one of Andrew Langs fairytale books.
juice 5 years ago
i believe you are referring to "The Girl Who Pretended to be a Boy"
Load More Replies...
A. Sherlocat 5 years ago
The princess turns out to be a trans-prince, and the courting knight turns out to be pansexual. THIS IS AWESOME ! ! ! <3 Happily ever after? :D
Master Markus 5 years ago
"I identify as" is kind of... iffy language compared to something like "I'm a", for future reference.
#19
Final score:
200points
Midnight Dream 5 years ago
They're keeping the balance. Without birth, death wouldn't be possible, and without death, the population would grow and the world would become miserable.
#20
Final score:
197points
Iris Engler 5 years ago
That's so sad. A shame how many animals die a cruel death because of irresponsible humans :-(
Mewton’s Third Paw 5 years ago
And humans downvoted you twice for saying so. Crazy! Have an upvote.
Load More Replies...
Quintessence 5 years ago
:( this is so sad. And it's all us humans' fault. This is really depressing, we can do better
#21
Final score:
190points
#22
Final score:
186points
Becca Gizmo the Squirrel 5 years ago (edited)
This is true. I'll never look at Angel and star tree toppers the same again.
AMYAH MINOTT-STARLING 5 years ago
i feel weird now because i gust saw my sister put the star on top last year .__.
James Youngblood 5 years ago
yea well atleast you weren't killed and then somone dressed your corpse like a clown wait.. there is a corpse shoved up my a*s???
Ilia Bauer 3 years ago (edited)
I'd like to find the guy/ Who done me wrong/ And stuck my butt up/ On this Christmas tree./ Who put the stump/ In my rump-ba-bump-ba-bump?/ Who took and jammed it/ In my ram-a-lam-a-ding dong?/ Who stood the wood/ Where I poop-she-poop-she-poop?/ Who put the stick/ Up my hipty-dipty-dip?/ Who was that man?/ He shoved it up my can/ And left me stranded on this Christmas tree.
Becca Gizmo the Squirrel 5 years ago
Well considering what the star says in the last picture he didn't enjoy it.
Load More Replies... #23
Final score:
183points
David Jacobson 5 years ago
Jerry Garcia was once asked for his autograph on a white board while scuba diving in Hawaii.
#24
Final score:
182points
Bob Connely 5 years ago
And it all started at a bar when she said she wasn't wearing any pants...
Lynn Morello 5 years ago
May be funny to some, but Blood sacrifices were not a true witches thing.
#25
Final score:
177points
A. Sherlocat 5 years ago
But useth not OKCupid - it's all gone downhill since being bought out by Match.com.
*sigh*, The Yellow Teletubby 5 years ago
"The Lord yeeteth and the Lord yoinkith away."- Mood 420:69
#26
Final score:
170points
Taegan RIley 4 years ago
That's actually the first thing I saw... lol this one definitely was a great ending
Load More Replies... #27
Final score:
161points
#28
Hans 5 years ago
I think book lovers will agree that negative feeling can be still a stimulating outcome of reading a book!
Luisa Vasconcelos 5 years ago
Absolutely. Wherever a book takes me and make me feel is always welcome.
Load More Replies...
PotterHead 5 years ago
My favorite HP books are the ones that make me cry, because there so well written.
#29
Final score:
155points
Dynein 5 years ago
Don't wanna be the pedant here, but the second panel really irks me... humans float because they have a LOWER density than water. When swimming, you move through masses of higher density than yourself. Just sayin'.
Harold Summer 5 years ago
Ironically, the desired attempt at pedantry failed. The caption said "low" density, not "lower" density. Water is low density. The suffix "er" is not an unimportant detail. And this entire reply is pedantic.
Load More Replies...
Jason Lapierre 5 years ago
This comic finally answer the question: why people make yoga pose in the middle of the park?
#30
Final score:
148points
James Souder 3 years ago
dont kink shame the tree , if it enjoys it and its not hurting anyone let it be
Load More Replies... 
#31
Final score:
54points
Becca Gizmo the Squirrel 5 years ago
He didn't kill him. Just kinda gave him a bad dare. The kid didn't have to do it.
Load More Replies... #32
Final score:
51points
#33
Final score:
49points
#34
Final score:
48points
#35
Final score:
48points
Toni Carroll 5 years ago
My cat love his belly rubbed. But it must be with some pressure, not light, it tickles him.
Lenka Smetanová 5 years ago
yeah I play a game with my can, ho much I can 'pet' her and quickly pull back before she scratch me
#36
Final score:
48points
#37
Final score:
47points
#38
Final score:
45points
#39
Final score:
44points
J.Labuschagné 5 years ago
Sometimes people would rather shoot themselves in the foot than admit their mistakes. Actually, most of the time.
Colin Leetham 5 years ago
Smart boi outsmarting himself.... just chase the stick when we pretend to throw it!
#40
Final score:
44points
#41
Final score:
42points
Kate Johnson 5 years ago
Boing! (It's more fun to say, but typing it isn't bad, either.) Boing!
Becca Gizmo the Squirrel 5 years ago
Make sure to have a chocolate bar and Graham crackers handy in case they set the marshmallow castle on fire
#42
Final score:
42points
T Simmons 5 years ago
Totally untrue. Nutrients lie within the first horizons of the soil profile, mainly the first 1-2ft. When trees blow over you will notice a shallow root plate.
Load More Replies... #43
Final score:
40points
#44
Final score:
40points
#45
Final score:
40points
#46
Final score:
37points
#47
Final score:
37points
#48
Final score:
36points
#49
Final score:
34points
Dynein 5 years ago
There's places in Germany where the houses in a village don't have an internet connection, but the local graveyard does. Because it's cheaper to connect the graveyard and claim the area as "having internet connection" than actually connecting the households. German internet connection is a joke...
#50
Final score:
34points
Hamlets twin 5 years ago
Its probably just steam, but I like to think of it as a cat.
Load More Replies...
#51
Final score:
34points
#52
Final score:
32points
Master Markus 5 years ago
Someone's gotta pay off the ransom money to Konami.
Load More Replies...
#53
Final score:
31points
#54
Final score:
31points
Anna McHugh 5 years ago
Hahahah - I have TWO PhDs, and I'd rejoice in being DOUBLY useless to a dying person. I could wow them with Aristotle on the workings of the memory (which is about to kark it), or tell them how much worse James I of Scotland had it (stabbed in a sewer - in a castle, obviously, not his personal sewer).
Catlady6000 5 years ago
Didn't one of the Kings of England get a hot poker up the sewer?
Load More Replies...
#55
Final score:
30points
#56
Final score:
30points
#57
#58
Final score:
30points
Becca Gizmo the Squirrel 5 years ago
You are right but then he would look bloody
Load More Replies... #59
Final score:
29points
#61
Final score:
28points
LIZZZZZZZZZZZ 5 years ago
Is it really animal cruelty when another animal is doing it though...ಠ_ಠ?
#62
Final score:
28points
#63
Final score:
27points
#65
Final score:
26points
Dorothy Parker 5 years ago
Now they're looking for surviving koalas. Good boy.
Load More Replies... #66
#67
Final score:
25points
#68
Final score:
25points
#69
Final score:
24points
Dilly Millandry 5 years ago
Perhaps your son stuck them to the ceiling - I'd look there first.
#70
Final score:
24points
#71
Final score:
23points
#72
#73
Final score:
22points
#75
Final score:
20points
#76
Final score:
20points
That One Weirdo 4 years ago
I am the lorax I speak for the trees Save the rainforest Or I'll break your knees
#77
Final score:
19points
Dilly Millandry 5 years ago
One day son all this will be yours... what the curtains? Monty Python nailed that one.
Iggy 5 years ago (edited)
That is my favourite Monty Python moment ever! "Now listen, Alice!" "It's Herbert!"
Load More Replies... #78
Final score:
19points
#79
Final score:
19points
Dilly Millandry 5 years ago
Or... today's special - on the kitchen mat! Stressed due to workmen in the house, my poor dog.
#80
Final score:
19points
#81
Final score:
18points
#82
Final score:
18points
LIZZZZZZZZZZZ 5 years ago
He tried to solve this perplexing case, but his cologne was tooooooo strong!
#83
Final score:
17points
#84
Final score:
17points
#85
Final score:
17points
#87
Final score:
16points
#88
Final score:
15points
#89
Final score:
14points
#90
Final score:
14points
#91
Final score:
14points
#92
Final score:
14points
#96
Final score:
12points
#97
Final score:
11points
#102
Final score:
10points
#104
Final score:
10points
#106
Final score:
10points
Axanthron Myre 5 years ago
He's gained weight to be wider, therefore whilst playing spin the bottle the bottle will take more time to pass him and thus will be more likely for it to stop on him.
Load More Replies...
#107
Final score:
9points
#108
Final score:
9points
#109
Final score:
8points
#112
Final score:
7points
#114
Final score:
7points
#116
Final score:
6points
Bean59 5 years ago
I agree, yet everyone keeps downvoting me for not liking him
Load More Replies... 
#120
Final score:
6points
Add New Image
You May Like 50 Hilarious Posts From This Account Dedicated To Sharing “Men’s Humor” (New Pics) "Don't Test Me, I'm Already Broken": 30 Hilarious Memes From This Online Group For Programmers 30 Funny Memes That Perfectly Capture The Chaos Of Being A Dad And A Dedicated Gamer
Greta Jaruševičiūtė
Rugilė Žemaitytė
Dominyka Proškėnaitė
Related on Bored Panda
