'War and Peas' is created by the artist duo Elizabeth Pich & Jonathan Kunz.

We started this webcomic in 2011 and are very happy that we could build a loyal and loving followership. Last year we managed to sign an international book deal with the publisher Andrews McMeel. That means that we found the same home as the Peanuts, Calvin & Hobbes and many of our fellow webcomic colleagues.

You can now preorder the book called “Funny Comics for Dirty Lovers.” And if you missed some of our older material, you can check out these 4 posts on Bored Panda here, here, here and here.

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    Why?
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She can use the coal she'll get in her stocking to stoke the fire.

    glowworm2
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Somebody's gonna be on the naughty list for life now.

    Becca Gizmo the Squirrel
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She wants santa to burn and will probably hide to watch it happen...wow this whole thing got dark.

    Colin Leetham
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bring lots of coal santa... it will help...

    Evan D
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His fat will put out the fire so she can steal all the gifts

    Spencer Baxter
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Psychopath in the making. Let me know what happened.

    CAMAW
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude, I think you need to take your kid to therapy

    Lukyan Terdal
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HO HO HO, YA BIG DORK! Get that reference?

    Lindsey Hanson
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That kid gets it! Torch the pusher of capitalism!

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    Francis
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you gotta do the best of the situation i guess

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    Hans
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If there is any god, he or she surely pities people full of hate holding signs.

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    Sally Appleton
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This seems like something that would happen on Bob's Burgers

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    Surftailwarrior
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don’t be robophobic! He’s got a speech function!

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    Hans
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Modernselling of indulgences...

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    Hans
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This must be the first queer fairytale that I see. Should be turned into a Disney movie.

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    Iris Engler
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's so sad. A shame how many animals die a cruel death because of irresponsible humans :-(

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    Becca Gizmo the Squirrel
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is true. I'll never look at Angel and star tree toppers the same again.

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    Hans
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "And a red carpet, how lo, love, looooovellyyy......x_x"

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    Hans
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think book lovers will agree that negative feeling can be still a stimulating outcome of reading a book!

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    Dynein
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't wanna be the pedant here, but the second panel really irks me... humans float because they have a LOWER density than water. When swimming, you move through masses of higher density than yourself. Just sayin'.

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    Hans
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, these devices exist. Take biodegradable rubbish, put it into tanks so it will be turned to methane by anaerobe bacteria, then burn it. Carbon neutral! Just like our colon...

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    Jeff
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He needs a dragon to defend the castle. S’more castle will be born!

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    Jeff
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, yes, you are, mister spider.

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    Jus
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can totally wait to go to work...

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    Dynein
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's places in Germany where the houses in a village don't have an internet connection, but the local graveyard does. Because it's cheaper to connect the graveyard and claim the area as "having internet connection" than actually connecting the households. German internet connection is a joke...

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    RoseTheMad
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm still not over the fact we'll likely never see another SH game :(

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    Anna McHugh
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahahah - I have TWO PhDs, and I'd rejoice in being DOUBLY useless to a dying person. I could wow them with Aristotle on the workings of the memory (which is about to kark it), or tell them how much worse James I of Scotland had it (stabbed in a sewer - in a castle, obviously, not his personal sewer).

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    Dilly Millandry
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perhaps your son stuck them to the ceiling - I'd look there first.

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    Xavier Wescott
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me that I need to see the godfather sometime soon :P

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    Jeff
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All the gangster books have it wrong apparently

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    Hocus Pocus
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my god lol, that's f*****g terrifying.

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    Dilly Millandry
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One day son all this will be yours... what the curtains? Monty Python nailed that one.

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    Dilly Millandry
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or... today's special - on the kitchen mat! Stressed due to workmen in the house, my poor dog.

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    Kate Johnson
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahh, romance! ❤🐳🐋🐳🐋

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