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For us (and by that, I mean “for me”), the title of Emperor of Humorkind is held by none other than dad jokes. Whether you love ‘em or you hate ‘em, you can’t deny that this form of funny humor is amusing.
Luckily for us, there seems to be a near-endless supply of these bad jokes. Uhm, I mean best jokes. That’s why we’re glad to have found the Dad Jokes Instagram account that regularly posts... [drum roll]... yup, you guessed it—new and original dad jokes!
Our humor expert, Pandas, picked out some of the very best dad jokes, all to make your week that much happier. (Not to mention that you’ll now have some funny jokes to share at the coffee machine at school or at work.)
Don’t forget to upvote the dad jokes you enjoyed, and be sure to share your personal favorites that you’ve heard in your daily lives in the comments below.
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Dad Jokes has a humongous presence on the net: more than 1.7 _million_ people follow the account on Instagram. While another 776.5k fans follow the Facebook page and 144.3k people support the Twitter page.
And they told me that funny dad jokes have no future, that they wouldn’t provide any career prospects! Bah! With the number of cheesy puns I crack every day, I could’ve been a millionaire by now! But no worries—I’ll just continue to [ahem] brighten up my friends’ day by telling the worst jokes I know at lunch. With renewed enthusiasm. Lucky them!
For better or for worse, dad jokes aren’t going anywhere. Robert McPherson writes on The Bison that they will always be around as long as dads still have their unique sense of humor: their goofiness will persist, no matter what.
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CbusResident 5 years ago
That's not cheesy, that's hilarious! Rodney Dangerfield used to do ones like this on The Tonight Show. 'My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.'
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IT'S THE SWEET ONE 5 years ago
The question that's been keeping us awake at night for decades.... finally solved. The chicken and the egg-watch on Amazon TV whenever his package arrives
Meanwhile, The Telegraph explains that these kinds of simplistic, corny, and punny jokes are, in fact, not as silly as you might think.
According to Professor Sam Shuster from Norwich University Hospital, testosterone makes male humor more aggressive in its tone. “Fatherhood, however, has adverse effects on testosterone levels. Expectant and new fathers can see their levels of the hormone drop—almost on a par with their bank balance—once there’s another mouth to feed,” Rob Kemp writes in The Telegraph.
Dad jokes are harmless, linguistically developed, and encourage children to play around with words. Which is great for everyone involved. What’s more, they’re a coping mechanism for dads who have to watch as their tiny munchkins grow up into moody teenagers. In other words, dad jokes help dads remember the good old days when they could make their kids giggle with a silly pun.
That’s why I think we need accounts like Dad Jokes. To remind us of a simpler time when it didn’t take something complex and deep to bring a smile to our faces.
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IT'S THE SWEET ONE 5 years ago
the worst kind of torture. listening to someone's political opinions
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Hermione Granger 5 years ago
Ok, I am a Christian and I believe in God but this was still funny!
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Animus 2.0 5 years ago
If drinking too much alcohol would make me an alcoholic, then if I drink too much Fanta will I be Fantastic?
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Noemie Houtekie-N'Da 5 years ago
That is true. I sometimes say that by mistake when I talk fast, but usually don't.
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Tiny Dynamine 5 years ago
I used to have a manager called Richard Hollow. He was an arsehole, so we called him Hollow D**k.
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Full Name 5 years ago
These were were actually pretty good right till the end (125 as of now). Great post!
Parmeisan 5 years ago
Thanks. I assumed they'd go rapidly downhill after the cutoff (30) but they did hold up pretty well. (Also, after reading all those my brain was like MAKE A PUN OUT OF RAPIDLY DOWNHILL but I've been at work 5 hours longer than I'm supposed to be and I can't do it. Sorry.)
Load More Replies... Bobert Robertson 5 years ago
How do you find Will Smith after a snow storm? Just look for the Fresh Prints
Tiny Dynamine 5 years ago
These are so good that put together they would make one of the best comedy routines ever.
Greg Jeffcoat 5 years ago
Everyone loves the new restaurant on the Moon, but it’s seriously lacking atmosphere.
Full Name 5 years ago
These were were actually pretty good right till the end (125 as of now). Great post!
Parmeisan 5 years ago
Thanks. I assumed they'd go rapidly downhill after the cutoff (30) but they did hold up pretty well. (Also, after reading all those my brain was like MAKE A PUN OUT OF RAPIDLY DOWNHILL but I've been at work 5 hours longer than I'm supposed to be and I can't do it. Sorry.)
Load More Replies... Bobert Robertson 5 years ago
How do you find Will Smith after a snow storm? Just look for the Fresh Prints
Tiny Dynamine 5 years ago
These are so good that put together they would make one of the best comedy routines ever.
Greg Jeffcoat 5 years ago
Everyone loves the new restaurant on the Moon, but it’s seriously lacking atmosphere.
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