For us (and by that, I mean “for me”), the title of Emperor of Humorkind is held by none other than dad jokes. Whether you love ‘em or you hate ‘em, you can’t deny that this form of funny humor is amusing. Luckily for us, there seems to be a near-endless supply of these bad jokes. Uhm, I mean best jokes. That’s why we’re glad to have found the Dad Jokes Instagram account that regularly posts... [drum roll]... yup, you guessed it—new and original dad jokes!

Our humor expert Pandas picked out some of the very best Dad Jokes dad jokes, all to make your week that much happier. (Not to mention that you’ll now have some funny jokes to share at the coffee machine at school or at work.) Don’t forget to upvote the dad jokes you enjoyed and be sure to share your personal favorites that you’ve heard in your daily lives in the comments below.

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glowworm2
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4 months ago

Now I'm picturing a spider sipping a teeny tiny beer!

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chi-wei shen
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4 months ago

Wow, I like this joke.

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IT'S THE SWEET ONE
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4 months ago

Dark humor be like

Cindy Snow
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4 months ago

Thats not dark. Dark is, " we were so poor my parents had to have a baby every year cause they couldn't afford a Thanksgiving turkey".

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Kathy Baylis
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4 months ago

Back in the day, when jokers encountered a couple with a large number of children, they’d invariably ask them if they had any other hobbies. Guess this is the modern variation of that joke.

Thomas HIette
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4 months ago

Where'd ya Duggar that one out?

Danish Dynomummy
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4 months ago

Bwahaha

KP
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4 months ago

Oh my god, it took me a second but....lol

glowworm2
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4 months ago

They must have been REALLY bored!

boredpanDaman
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4 months ago

i pictured them having quite some fun!

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Deborah Orr
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4 months ago

Oh! Oh! I know! I know!!!!

PeachPossum
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4 months ago

Is that you, Arnold Horshack?

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weatherwitch
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4 months ago

And those of us over 40 remember this joke used to refer to television instead 😂😂

Morgan Fairchild
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4 months ago

ummmm duh its sex!!!!

Leisa Farrow
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4 months ago

Ah Ha! Good One!

Allyson Goddard
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4 months ago

oooooooo

ZoeIsHahaha
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4 months ago

Uh oh

Bob Connely
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4 months ago

As Groucho once said, "I like my cigar, too, but I take it out once in a while..."

Noemie Houtekie-N'Da
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4 months ago

How does somebody have 18 siblings????

Depressed af
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4 months ago

SEX

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Dad Jokes has a humongous presence on the net: more than 1.7 _million_ people follow the account on Instagram. While another 776.5k fans follow the Facebook page and 144.3k people support the Twitter page.

And they told me that funny dad jokes have no future, that they wouldn’t provide any career prospects! Bah! With the number of cheesy puns I crack every day, I could’ve been a millionaire by now! But no worries—I’ll just continue to [ahem] brighten up my friends’ day by telling the worst jokes I know at lunch. With renewed enthusiasm. Lucky them!

For better or for worse, dad jokes aren’t going anywhere. Robert McPherson writes on The Bison that they will always be around as long as dads still have their unique sense of humor: their goofiness will persist, no matter what.

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CbusResident
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4 months ago

That's not cheesy, that's hilarious! Rodney Dangerfield used to do ones like this on The Tonight Show. 'My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.'

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glowworm2
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4 months ago

This one's cute.

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glowworm2
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4 months ago

Took me a second, then I smiled.

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Meanwhile, The Telegraph explains that these kinds of simplistic, corny, and punny jokes are, in fact, not as silly as you might think.

According to Professor Sam Shuster from Norwich University Hospital, testosterone makes male humor more aggressive in its tone. “Fatherhood, however, has adverse effects on testosterone levels. Expectant and new fathers can see their levels of the hormone drop—almost on a par with their bank balance—once there’s another mouth to feed,” Rob Kemp writes in The Telegraph.

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Animus 2.0
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4 months ago

Burned!

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IT'S THE SWEET ONE
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4 months ago

Is anyone else considering doing this?

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Sparrow Flying Free
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4 months ago

Ahahahaha!

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Dad jokes are harmless, linguistically developed, and encourage children to play around with words. Which is great for everyone involved. What’s more, they’re a coping mechanism for dads who have to watch as their tiny munchkins grow up into moody teenagers. In other words, dad jokes help dads remember the good old days when they could make their kids giggle with a silly pun.

That’s why I think we need accounts like Dad Jokes. To remind us of a simpler time when it didn’t take something complex and deep to bring a smile to our faces.

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IT'S THE SWEET ONE
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4 months ago

the worst kind of torture. listening to someone's political opinions

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Snack Attact
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4 months ago

Take notes on Dwight

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Sparrow Flying Free
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4 months ago

Huh, that's weird XD

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glowworm2
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4 months ago

But you're her favorite mistake!

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tuzdayschild
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4 months ago (edited)

We have a winner!

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PotterHead
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4 months ago

....well then

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IT'S THE SWEET ONE
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4 months ago

Those poor, poor children

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Audrey Bob-The-Builder
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4 months ago

all the other husbands are relieved...

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Carrot dude
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4 months ago

This brings a funny image to my mind.

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Kjorn
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4 months ago

i see.

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tuzdayschild
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4 months ago

Eat shoot and leaves baby

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Kjorn
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4 months ago

funny… same thing with fists

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Rahul Eluri
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4 months ago

Did he continue after stepping out off you watch?

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visvalin Vamadevan
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4 months ago

Yeah, the current’s a bit off.

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Hermione Granger
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4 months ago

Ok, I am a Christian and I believe in God but this was still funny!

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Audrey Bob-The-Builder
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4 months ago

Okay, that one caught me by surprise ;)

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Animus 2.0
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4 months ago

If drinking too much alcohol would make me an alcoholic, then if I drink too much Fanta will I be Fantastic?

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Noemie Houtekie-N'Da
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4 months ago

That is true. I sometimes say that by mistake when I talk fast, but usually don't.

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IT'S THE SWEET ONE
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4 months ago

HAHA same that's what I call talent my friend

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boredpanDaman
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4 months ago

you can get dates in any shop. great fruit

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Rahul Eluri
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4 months ago

Too Late!

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